Classic Moment: Billy's Accident

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
There's a chance I could be arrested today. Okay, And
here's the story. So I left the station yesterday, and
without getting into detail, we had a medical emergency in
the family, so I was slightly distracted. But I was
driving to a dining playbook shoot in Everett. By the way,
fabulous place Park nine Dog Bar and Park. What a

(00:22):
fabulous place if you want a dog. So anyway, I
get to the Everett Rotary down here, you know the
rotary where you bear right if you want to go
to that mall, whether it's a target, and yeah, but
it's a weird exit. There were two rights, right, you
take one of the others. So anyway, I take the right,
and the car in front of me slams on its brakes. Okay,

(00:44):
so now it was so last second for me. I
wouldn't have had time to stop the car, so instead
I veered left right. But then there was a car
behind me that started beeping its horn like crazy and
managed to stop be for hitting me from behind. Right,
So there were three cars involved, so I didn't feel anything, right,

(01:07):
So I'm like, oh my god, was I lucky? Like
the car could have been destroyed, right, I could have
been whatever people could have been hurt.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
It was a close call. Yeah, So I.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Very slowly, very casually pull away and go about my business.
And I kind of looked over my shoulder and I
noticed the car that came up from behind me was
still there and was kind of looking in my direction.
I'm like, oh, that's weird that they're still there. So
I thought nothing of it. I said, you know what,

(01:38):
we all escaped what could have been a horrible accident.
Three cars, right. So, now I get to my destination,
parked the car, and I said, you know what, I
wonder if the car behind me may have bumped me, right,
and I just didn't feel it right, So I go
look at the rear of my car. Now I get

(01:59):
there's a little sky mark on the back of my car. Right. No,
you know, I'm sure if we both got out of
our cars, it wouldn't have been a big deal. It's like, whatever,
it's not worth it. So but I noticed the scuff mark. Now,
chances are the guy did bump me a little. Nobody's fault,
even though if you're hit from behind one hundred percent,
it's the person behind you his fault. So I just

(02:21):
want to throw that out there. The scuff may have
been there before. Maybe there was no connection, so this
was weirdly.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
He was still there when you pull, looking at you. Yes,
you know what he was thinking.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Away or he might have been thinking that bastard just
fled the scene.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
No, he was happy. He was because it would have been.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Hoping he was happy if the scuff is in fact
from that incident. But the bottom line is if he
hit me and perceives that I fled the scene of
a crash, he might report he may have gotten my
plate number. And I'm just saying I wasn't a where
he hit me at all. He may not have hit me.
It might have been there an somebody may have hit

(03:05):
me in a parking lotter.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
So are you gonna call the cops?

Speaker 1 (03:07):
I'm thinking I should call the cops on yourself, yes,
and say no listen, No, I want to say, listen,
I might have been in an accident. I just want
to make sure chicken with you guys, so that I
don't get arrested. Imagine if I get arrested and finally jailed,
Do you fled the scene right.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Scene of an accident and you just snitched on yourself.
You might as well call you already did it.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
If he did bump me, right, I technically fled the
scene of a crash, but I wasn't.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Aware of it in a white porch.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
That man, but again, that man is so a woman
who always behind you, is so happy that the guy
in the Porsche left.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
They were probably driving a Kiah.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Yeah, like just a paint job on that push is
more than people's cars.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
I just want to be clear. I'm not the person
who flees the scene of a crash. I'm not a
hit and run driver, Okay, but I need to call
the police to clear myself, okay, And they'll probably say, oh,
don't worry about it, but I need it on paper
that I checked in.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
No, you don't, Bill, You would only get in trouble
if that other car called the cops, they drove away
the right. If they did and they said, we're looking
for a white Porsche and then you.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Call, I don't know. I'll tell you what. If there's
anybody connected at all to the Everett Police Department, please
context for me.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
To our winner. I just want to ask Justin and Lisa, Now,
this is the same man that ran with a gang,
and it's like running from the mafia and he's and
he was, he was doing crimes.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
He ran if he ran from a fender bend.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yeah, and now he's he wants to go tell himself
to the cops.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
I'm not a gang boy anymore. I'm a respectable citizen.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
You steal from Walmart,