June 19, 2025 • 36 mins
We discuss weird food combinations, and Partick Hindes joined us in studio. We also talked about the worst summer jobs. Listen to Billy & Lisa weekdays from 6-10AM on Kiss 108!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, welcome back to the show.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Everybody, just in here, Billy, Lisa Winnie, producer Riley, and
typically around this time we'd be doing the Mega Match game,
but we are taking a little bit of a break
today obviously is Juneteenth kind of like a long weekend.
If you will, it will return Monday morning at eight ten.
Do not miss it Monday eight ten. But in the meantime,
you know, some people eat really weird things. Do you
(00:23):
have a weird food combination that you like that people
think you're crazy for? I think we all do, right, Bill, I.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Want to start with the food a condiment pet peeve
of mine if I could. Okay, shrimp cocktail, right yep,
crab cocktail, love them both of those, which, by the way,
are two of my faves. They both have the word
cocktail in it. Okay, But a lot of restaurants will
not serve them with cocktail sauce. Instead, they'll serve youa
(00:50):
their remolode sauces. All righte sauce, do yourself a favor.
If you're serving shrimp or crab cocktail, always always cocktail sauce.
If you want pair them up, have them both, but
always include.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Cock I agree, I always have to ask for the
cocktail sauce.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Okay, if that says cocktail in the name, it should
come with the sauce.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I yeah, who changed that? But anyway, that's one of
my little things.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Okay. I have to say things that I like.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I love halipinos in everything, and eggs diced up in eggs,
in tuna, tuna fish like the angry tuna.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I think that halipinos just add that zing which is
just so delicious in everything everything everything spice.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I like spice.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
The one thing that I don't like. I do not
like fruit in my salad. I hate fruit in my salad,
like the strawberries and the salad. The watermelon with the
feta I like, literally, I just like turns my stomach.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Oranges, yeah, I can't.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I can't eat that either. And I don't like fruit
and ma savecho.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
You don't like fruit in it.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
No, like you know they put mango in it with fish.
I just don't like fruit and fish combinations. I just
I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I don't like tomatoes in my sandwich cause it makes.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
The bread soggy.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, burgers too, never a never tomato and the burger.
It also ruins the bun. You have a plain guy.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I don't really like lettuce and tomato, little mayo, bacon, cheese.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I'm good. You know what I like weirdly on my
burger sausa.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Yeah see I would do that.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Okay, So in uh, this is popular behind bars. Anybody
that's been behind bars knows this. You make what's called
the jail mail, which is essentially everything that you can
get in the commissary put together in a trash bag.
It sounds gross, but we're talking ramen, cheese, squeeze, cheese, tune,
a fish, summer sausage, pickle meal. You chop it, you
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chop it up and put it into a little trash
bag that you get and you mix it up with
your hands.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
It is fantastic. Where are you getting summer sausage? They
sell They sell it.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
In this can.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I ask, what is summer sausage.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
It's like it's.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Basically like a breakfast sausage. Kind of a breakfast sausage. Yeah,
but the kind of thicker.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Now you put it in a baggie or you put
it in a.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
It's a huge trash it's a clear, small trash pad
that they give you. I know it sounds gross. It's
all you have there, that's all.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I'll tell you what. When I hit the street, I
was still making them. That's how good it was.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
All right.
Speaker 7 (03:15):
I have one that I just recently started doing. My
five year old niece me ashed out to her. I
saw her dipping. Now, everyone dips ice cream and fries.
A lot of people dip their fries into ice cream.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Whoa, whoa, No one dips different fries.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Yeah they do.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
It's so good.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Frosty's Frosty's from Wendy's.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
The chocolate frosty with your fries in it hits every time.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
You It's that salty, you know, sweet thing.
Speaker 7 (03:38):
Yeah, you dip your fries into ice cream. Anyways, she
took it a next level. She took her chicken nuggets
and dipped it into a frosty when I like took
her Wendy's one day, and I looked at her and
I was like, girl, what are we doing now?
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Mindy?
Speaker 7 (03:52):
She's five and I tried it.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
It tastes so good.
Speaker 7 (03:56):
You dig your chicken nuggets into chocolate ice cream.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Delicious.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Okay, now we're in the hillbilly.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I don't know if I don't know what's worse than
that apple sauce on purpose.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 7 (04:08):
That's just go to Wendy's today and get some nuggies
and get a chocolate prosty and try it and think
of me and my niece.
Speaker 8 (04:17):
Me up.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
She it hits.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
She gone to something swamp people's meals.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
She's five.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
God, you know, I'll give you a tuna fish hot
tip besides the angry tuna that we love. But also
if I'm making tuna at home, I get the bread
and butter pickles, which I love to Oh my god,
I could eat them all day, and I diced them
up real small. Yeah that's okoa, and I mix it
in the tuna with the male and then here's the tip.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
Then you take a little.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Bit of the pickle juice from the jar and pour
it a few drops right in there with the tuna
fish and swirl it all together.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Caiss, all right, thank you, Bill.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I don't want him next to me, okay, he smells
like tuna.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Fish Billy every morning.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Just won to wait.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
So a couple of minutes ago, we were talking about
weird food combinations. You know, sometimes you put two foods
together that don't go together and people look at you
like you are crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
We have our own now, what about you all?
Speaker 6 (05:10):
Good morning.
Speaker 9 (05:11):
It's Nicole from London, Dery, New Hampshire. A weird food
combo some people think is where that I eat is
craft macaroni and cheese.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Mixed with tuna fish.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Oh so good, have a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
That's kind of similar to what I eat. Well, that's
like a tuna melt, right, that's something else that should
never exist.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Yeah, cheese on tuna has never been my thing.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
I never cheese on fish.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Of any kind ever.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Never.
Speaker 10 (05:43):
Okay, you guys can't come for Winnie's meal when Justin
just named off that diabolical jail meal that's so disgusting.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Yeah, and I've never been to jail, but.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
You still would never catch me eating that.
Speaker 10 (05:55):
I will take nuggets in a frosty over that.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Don't knock it till.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
You try it, don't knock it till you're in the can. Yeah,
and then that's all you have to eat and you
end up baking it.
Speaker 11 (06:07):
I just want to back up, Justin. My my husband
did four years a long time ago, and he still
occasionally makes that jailhouse ramen that you were talking about,
and it is very good. We don't do the tuna
and pickles though, because I don't like those, so he
leaves that out for me. But the cheese and everything,
and it.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
Is very good. Okay, justin walk us through it again.
The jail meal, it's ramen.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
So ramen soup noodles. Yeah, romen noodles with tuna.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Fish squeeze, cheese, summer sausage, pickle. Well, and you mix
it all tuna, You mix it all together in a
in the trash bag.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
When you think of it, all the necessary food groups
pretty much.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah, you mix it all together. You put some you know,
some hot water on there so it binds together. And
then and then you eat it. You can eat it
in a bowl or you know, a big you know
portion of it, or you can like you know, pack
it into a little bite, you know, kind of like
you know, sandwich appetizers.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah, okay, let's go to Tim.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
He's got some ideas.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Tim, what have you got for us?
Speaker 12 (07:11):
Well, I don't know how weird this was, but when
I was a kid, I used to make peanut butter
and ranch dressed and sandwiches. I don't know why, head
like combination, you know what it tasted good to me.
I mean it's kind of weird, but I kind of
late it.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah, well, thank you, Tim. There's a good one. Little weird,
like we said, but a good one. And uh, you
know they got me thinking when they mentioned the wonder
white bread. As a kid, what was better than a
baloneyan cheese?
Speaker 6 (07:41):
I wonder white bread?
Speaker 8 (07:43):
Right?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Oh god, I will kill for one right now. Oh yeah,
let's go to George. George, what have you got?
Speaker 13 (07:52):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (07:53):
How are you?
Speaker 13 (07:53):
It's actually York? How are you doing?
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Oh York?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Okay? Are you from Norway or something?
Speaker 13 (07:59):
No, I'm from Switzerland. This is a yorkful, truly York's
past for really so so we this is actually about
my brother, not me. So when I was a child,
and I grew up in Switzerland. When I was a child,
my dad traveled a lot for work, and he would
always make an effort to bring some food items homes
that we didn't have in Switzerland. And he would travel
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to Holland and he would bring back what's called hackle
schlock And what that basically is is chocolate chimneys. It's
those little chocolate worms that you put on, you know,
ice cream and around cakes and stuff, and so what
you do or what they did in my mind, did
you put it on a plate and you spread out
so it's nice and flat, and you take a nice
piece of bread, you put some good butter on it,
(08:41):
and you did put upside down into this and basically
have a piece of bread with butter and some nice
chocolate on it. But my brother what he would do,
he would just take a big glob of mayonnaise, put
that on the bread and then dip it in that
hoggle schlock and like a sandwich of mayonnaise and chocolate.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Try.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
You know, York is an accomplished chef. I'm very impressed
that you're listening.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Sounds like it.
Speaker 13 (09:08):
Hey, listen every morning, Billy oh.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Man, give a shout out again, what's your place?
Speaker 13 (09:14):
It's truly your expectistory. I sold my business. I travel
all over the world and teach like air boshing and
schoolding at chocolate. Arl I'm actually a chocolate boster from Switzerland.
Speaker 6 (09:25):
Oh wow, you got to come on the show someday.
Speaker 13 (09:28):
Or if you have any questions about chocolate, I'm your man, all.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Right, question Wow? Yeah, send us a dm us so
we can get in touch with you.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Thanks Judge.
Speaker 14 (09:40):
Okay Olivia on media, You're waking up with Billy and
Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Big, good morning, everybody. Welcome back, justin here, Billy, Lisa, Winny.
Speaker 15 (09:49):
So.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Patrick Hines is a former intern of this show many
years ago, and he's gone on to some amazing things.
He has one of the top podcasts. I mean, he
has a podcast studio in New York and he came
back to visit recently for a show in Boston and
it was a blast going down memory lane with Patrick.
Speaker 16 (10:08):
I heard on the after show that Patrick Hines will
be in studio on Friday, and I cannot wait to
listen to his segment. I started listening to his true
Crime Obsessed podcast the last time he was on your show,
and if you haven't listened to it yet, you have
to get on that. A big fan of Patrick, even
read his book, and I'm excited for Frider's show.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Wow, Patrick, your mouth was wide open for that whole chalkback.
So you love this, Oh my god, I do.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
It is such an honor and a thrill to be here.
May I tell you I as you know, I interned
you for you for a year in nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
I remember it like yesterday.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Everyone was like, they don't remember you.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
I was like, I don't.
Speaker 15 (10:46):
I know.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
I was not a memorable figure in nineteen ninety eight,
but I remember you guys, and it was so life changing.
And I remember every day being like, maybe today's day
they're gonna ask me to be on the air. Maybe
today's today, they're gonna happen to be on the air.
And it never happened. But here I am. I can't
I can't believe it.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
So we wouldn't even let you in this room.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Bare now you're at the big Well. I'm so old
and I'm from so long ago that we were actually
across the street at the other at the other building,
and but you all did let me in the room.
I remember. This was back when the ads I think
were on like plastic tapes or something. Oh the cards, yes,
the carts, and so I would come in in between
(11:23):
like ad breaks and stack them up for you or
for Karen or whoever it was. I was putting them
in the in the MIDI that was the only time
I got to be in the room where it happened.
But every time I would look around and be like,
oh my God, it's happening mad in the morning show
and Billy and I was saying before we started, you
all were so famous to me, like, so so so famous.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
I was.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
I couldn't believe I was there.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Well, it's a great time, and we were talking off air.
The grouping of intern we had at that time was
amazing because Jody Charles h kind of ran the board.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
She was the executive producer.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
She was I think Carinn was right and that Jody
was my body the book looking exactly.
Speaker 15 (12:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
Yeah, do you know that Jody.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Charles went on to become the press secretary for Mitt
Romney when he was governor. No, from this show to
press secretary for the governor of Oh.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
That's Jody was so smart. She was very work driven,
very focused, and that does not surprise.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
Me at all.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I mean, you didn't like her at the time, but
didn't like her, but I didn't like her. One in
the grouping of insurance. Yeah, now I'm trying to remember.
Her name was Jordana, Yeah, her name, yes? And didn't
she do something weird in New York City where she
lied naked in a glass box to day look.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
I this vaguely rings it though I see it talked
about when when the people were like, he doesn't remember you.
I'm like, of course he doesn't remember me, but he'll
remember Gjordana and I've got to meet you in the
hallway and you were like, I'm like, I know you
don't remember me, but I was here with Jordana. You're
like Georgian. Of course. She was just like young, very smart,
beautiful young woman. And she she would always do crazy
things like that. She was always like auditioning for like
(12:59):
v one, DJJY or whatever was the original reality star
reality shows kicked Yes, and she was like obsessed with
John Stamos. I remember that was like her business. Who
isn't currently who still isn't obsessed with John Stamoso. You know,
I was also here, remember Randy. Randy was like the.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Okay, Randy was my intern, Yes, and he became our
stunt guy.
Speaker 12 (13:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Well I was here the day that he broke onto
the film set and shoved the cell phone into George
Clooney's hands.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
George Clooney, Yes, that's a legendary story.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
I was in the studio that day.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
George Clooney was shooting the Batman movie in Gloucester, Massachusetts,
and we sent Randy in a Robin suit, yes, as
Batman's Robin and some I said, just keep getting past
the gate, just just said, you know.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
You did it. What you told him to do was
that the mayor was on the phone for George. They
walked him to George and you hear him on the
tape go, I'm sorry, it's the mayor, And then it's Matt.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
Siegel the phone. Randy Woods in the dressing room with
George Colooney.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Yeah, Batman, I'm Rob and I've arrived, and I'm like,
this really isn't happening.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
And well, I remember in the studio there was like
some red police siren that started going off, like it
was like the hotline. Oh yeah, it was a wild time.
It was incredible to me.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
So what if anything from your experience here on this
show led you to be able to do something that
gets two hundred and fifty million views.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
Well that's an old number. We're over four hundred million time.
Speaker 6 (14:32):
No, that's not you, that's.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
I Look if that's our team, that's our team who
sent that to you? I I was like I was
thinking about this last night. I actually got emotional in
my hotel room I was like, it was a Working
for you all was like a life changer because I
was just this like poor kid from Cape cod who
got a scholarship to go to Emerson and I wanted
to be an actor, and I quickly learned I was
no good at that. I was this a little gay
(14:55):
boy with this like high pitched voice and didn't know
what I was going to do in the world. And
I came and worked for you guys, and I my
eyes were open to like fabulousness and famous people and
like and and working among that was like possible for me.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Well, it's funny because off the air you mentioned that
you were from Yarmouth down on the Cape, and I said, oh,
a couple of weeks ago, I shot the TV show
in South Yarmouth, Red Jacket, and.
Speaker 6 (15:20):
You worked there.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
I worked at the Red Jacket for like six years,
and that was another the two most the work most
formidable things in my work life were the Red Jacket
and working for you guys.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
At West Say. We were at least ahead of the
Red of the.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
Red Jacket for sure, for sure, but you know you
all took me seriously and you gave me an opportunity.
I'm a very hard worker, and you gave me the
opportunity to do that. And so you know, I when
I moved to New York and I found my way
to podcasting, I was saying to you, like, this was
my only experience working in audio was working with you guys.
And I remember when I was working in bookings for
you guys, we used to send at Christmas, we would
(15:54):
send like little gifts to like the big agencies. I
remember we would send them to Avenue of the America
and that sounded so fabulous to me. And now I
live in New York and I'm like, oh, it's just
sixth Avenue, like you know what. I see it all
the time and I'm like, oh my god, I did it.
But you know, working for you guys is in my
book that I that I wrote, and it's in myamention.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I'm in your book.
Speaker 6 (16:14):
You are wow.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
So my book is called a Failure is not not
an option. It's the twelve silly stories of like my
biggest most embarrassing failures in my life. And one of
them is about a weekend or really just a night
that I spent with the actress b Arthur from The
Golden Girls.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
Of course, you yes, I was.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
I was asked to be her host.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
In a minute, you slept with me.
Speaker 5 (16:36):
I had sex with the Arthur, the only woman I've
ever been with, and weirdly the most masculine sexual experience
of my life. But it was amazing for both of us.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
I'm sure it was.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
It was like to remember that she could show and
by the way, you are a best seller.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
Yes, yes, the book was the best seller. And but
I got that gig being her host and guide for
the weekend because I had lied to my friends at
school who had invited her to come receive an award
talking about all of the celebrities that I worked with
on The Maddie in the Morning Show, which you all
probably smartly kept me away from all the celebrities. I
never worked with any of the celebrities, but I would
(17:14):
you have a very high.
Speaker 6 (17:15):
Pitch for it. I know I'm very loud.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
I'm very loud, but I so anyway, there's a whole
chapter in my book about like when I when I
gave up the idea of being an actor, I got
an internship working for you guys, and what it was
like to like work on the Maddie of the Morning
Show and it was just like wild and wonderful and
so great.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
So what makes your podcast so damn popular?
Speaker 15 (17:35):
Well?
Speaker 5 (17:36):
So true True Crime Obsessed is my original podcast. We've
been at it for nine years, and I think that
the fact that it's a true crime podcast by itself
automatically puts it in a a in a genre that
people just really love and respond to. Ours is really
different from others. We recap true crime documentaries and we
started doing that before the documentary Craze.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
You know.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
It's me and my my co host, Julian Pennsyvali. So
it's like a loud kay guy and this like super opinionated,
sassy girl, and we sort of just like no holds barred.
We say everything we think. We sort of just like
leave it all on the floor. It's very high energy,
it's very fast paced, and it's and it's funny, you know,
and it's it's it's fun and endearing.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
You got a talkback justin you guys.
Speaker 10 (18:16):
I'm so excited Patrick Hines is coming on. My Worlds
are Colliding Jillian and Patrick to I'm Obsessed, one of
my very favorite podcasts. So excited to listen.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
Okay, these talkbacks are incredible what a creation.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
We didn't have this when you were here in nineteen
ninety eight.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
This is what no we normally have electricity.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
And Justin is the godfather of the talkback Mafia. Justin,
I love you, Oh thank you. I maybe we'll have
a b rthurough MoMA.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
I don't know who knows.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Today is young? Today is young? I am married, but
thank you the same.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
I mean, you know, from.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
The Planet Fitness, Kiss one Away Studios, We're back with
Villy and Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Welcome back, everybody, justin here billion Lisa's Show final hour
and a reminder real quick. The Mega Match Game returns
Monday morning at eight ten. Taking a little break the
long weekend in the holiday, Monday morning, eight ten Billion,
Lisa's Mega Match Game will return, but in the meantime
with summer. You know what that means for young people
summer jobs. I know we've all had some pretty terrible ones.
(19:23):
I mean, Lisa, you had the bakery one, right, But
was there something else?
Speaker 4 (19:27):
Yeah, that was later in life.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
But when I was in high school, I cleaned condos
in the Poconos, and I have to tell you that
was the worst summer job I've ever had.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
In my entire life. You see the underbelly of society.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
When you go in and clean a condo from someone
spending the weekend.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
What's the grossest thing you saw?
Speaker 3 (19:49):
I saw a bathroom that was just covered in baby powder.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Oh, it was like something exploded in the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
I wonder if Jiddy was there before.
Speaker 10 (19:59):
It was.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
The next level.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
It was so gross and I had to clean up
the whole bathroom. It was just discussing people leave hotel
rooms and condos in such poor condition. So after that,
I never I always clean up all my stuff. I
always put all the towels in rue area. Me too, Yeah,
I just like out of respect.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
But I guess there's a survey of sorts this morning
that talks about crazy summer job.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Actually, no, this is actually there is a city close
to us that has the best summer job report.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
It's the hot spot and it's Portland, Maine.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
The most summer employment opportunities.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Are in no way Portland, Maine.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
Yin you go up there for.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Yeah, So if you're looking for a summer job, folks.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Wow, I will say Portland, Maine is really a great
city and there's a lot going on. I mean they've
got great restaurants, the ocean, the beach. Everything is really
really nuts. It's a nice place port.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
But again, and if you're staying in a hotel and
someone has a summer job cleaning your room, just be respectful.
Speaker 6 (21:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
I always think about the people that clean hotel or
hoteltel rooms. They must have the craziest stories.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Yes, the thing stuff, yeah, stuff left behind.
Speaker 6 (21:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
You know what if somebody's listening in works in hotels
and you have crazy stories, we'll take those. But we're
talking about summer jobs. Now I have two to choose from.
I'll just talk about the one that almost took my life.
So when I was just it was I was between
prep school and the college, so it was the summer
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after prep school and the summer before going to Merrimack.
And I took a job and it was a hard
job to get. I had to use a family connection.
And it was in a steel manufacturing plant in Cambridge.
It was a national company, was called Industrial Steel. So
the job I had, like, I couldn't believe they put
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me on this job. You know, it was all union guys.
They've spent their entire life in this plant. I'm there
for one hour and they put me on this machine.
If you can imagine, it was a giant drill press.
So picture a power drill times four hundred. Okay, this
thing was taller than me. It was big, and the
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bit for the drill was like, you know, five inches wide,
and I had a drill holes in.
Speaker 6 (22:22):
These sheets of steel, right so, and you had to
wear gloves.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
So I'm pressing the drill pit down and as I'm
going through the steel plate, all the little particles of
steel are kind of scattering around and me being OCD.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
Is that a trigger for you?
Speaker 6 (22:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
I started brushing away the particles, and in the process,
my glove, my hand, oh my god, got caught on
the bit and it started pulling me around. I grab
my hand and now the glove is stuck in the
bit and it's pulling my arm around in a goes
my left arm actually, and it's pulling me around, and
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it was gonna take me completely. It was gonna tear
my arm off my body. And I don't know, like
a miracle, I remember, and I think and again I
just started there. I think there's a power switch right
over my head. So I'm like about to lose my
arm because it's still pulling on my arm in the
tent and I hit.
Speaker 6 (23:21):
The power switch and luckily I hit the right.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Button and it stopped. But I had to be taken
to the hospital and uh, I had tendon damage in
my arm. And never I never even I was so
freaked out. I never even went back to get my check. Wow,
you could have been a one armed man.
Speaker 6 (23:38):
Oh total more than you know arm? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:42):
No, none, Just to stump there like, yeahs, no, you
have No.
Speaker 6 (23:49):
I had nightmares for years.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
You still don't have nightmares?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Yeah, maybe do occasionally, but that's one of mine.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Be cool if you got one of those, you know,
robot arms, oh you know with the claw, ye, the
claw hand, that would be awesome. It was crazy, I mean,
that's what happened. That's what happens when you're young. You
take whatever you can get, you know, I mean my
first kind of real I was twelve years old. And
this is actually ironic because you know, well documented on
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this show. I turned to a life of crime as
a youth. Of course, fortunately made my way out, thank god.
But when I was twelve, I looked older than I was,
and a family friend was the head of the public
health department and she came to my mom and she said,
you know, Justin looks older. Would he be willing to
come out with me and go into stores and see
if to sell him cigarettes?
Speaker 6 (24:37):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (24:37):
So she'd picked me up on Saturdays and bring me
to these like bodegas. Yeah I didn't. I just would
go in and say, can I have a pack of Marlboroughs?
And she'd give me the money. And most times they'd
say no, they'd say let me see her I did.
They'd laugh at me, but sometimes they did. They'd sell
me the cigarettes. And so I'd walk back out and
give her the cigarettes, and then she would go right
in there with the whole citation and fine, aw yeah,
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imagine wow.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
Would you hate that summer job?
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Every had.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
When I got paid, she give me cash, but I
was twelve years old. It was I mean, I didn't care.
Speaker 6 (25:07):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Basically a snitch. Yeah, you have.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
To say a word.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Yeah, I imagine that.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
I know.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Did you keep the cigarette?
Speaker 6 (25:17):
No?
Speaker 10 (25:18):
No?
Speaker 5 (25:19):
I love Billy and Lisa kiss.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
So a couple of minutes ago we were talking about
our worst summer jobs. Lisa used to clean condos. Billy
worked in a machine shop. Almost lost his arm, but
what about you all? You could always join the Billy
and Lisa Show via the talk bag feature on the
iHeartRadio app. Just tapped a little red microphone when you're
listening to us on Kiss one to wait, tap into
the conversation.
Speaker 8 (25:40):
Worst summer job I would know? I never had one.
I used to think my mother was the meanest woman
on the planet. The second school was over, we got
dragged down a man and met for the whole summer
to our cottage, and it was beach every day and
summer loves and friends, and I thought she was horrible.
I wanted to be home here with my friends. And
yet in retrospect, wouldn't I love those days back? Whole summer,
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no work?
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Yeah, thanks, sounds like a dream?
Speaker 5 (26:07):
Is it?
Speaker 6 (26:08):
Not quite? The kid Smith?
Speaker 1 (26:10):
It's implemented.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
It must have been beautiful, though.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
I'll tell you where my son's going to work for
when he turns fourteen. That summer market basket. You can
be fourteen and work there.
Speaker 6 (26:20):
You can oh put him right to work.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Well, there's a kid in our neighborhood who's just turned
fourteen and he's bagging groceries. And I was there with
able this weekend and he saw him. He said hi
to him, I go, buddy, that's where you go.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Oh yeah, a grocery store is a great first job.
It was my first job.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Job there.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Yeah, that was another one of mine. I think I
was twelve years old. Yeah, my first job for Zoli's.
It was a little variety store on one of the
side streets in my neighborhood.
Speaker 6 (26:47):
At twelve. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
That was no, no, well very but my dad didn't care.
But the owner, mister had no thumbs. What happened to well,
I'm told it was a mob thing.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Oh yeah, he didn't pay the big. He didn't pay
the big. That's what happens. His thumbs. Thumbs hold on,
you never forget things. Oh that's really tough.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Yeah, and you know what he had. You know when
you go in the little variety stores. It was very
old school. But you know the the broomstick that has
the claw at the end of it, so he could
go up and grab the toilet paper because they had
no thumbs. Is this a real story, Yes, I'm telling
you it was, and I worked there. But it was
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the place like after Sunday mass the place was everybody
went tools to get the newspaper and then to get
whatever you need for the sun tape. Didn't your dad
take half your paycheck or something too?
Speaker 6 (27:48):
He took the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Yeah, no any cash jobs. Yeah, he took to help
the family. Yeah, well he called it you have to
pay the freight, so he would take whatever you earned.
Speaker 6 (27:58):
And this is my brother and I going.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Into like, you know, seventeen eighteen. He was still taking
our money and he'll just give you a few dollars.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
I got to pay the freight.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
You live here, and then he probably went down to
the bar and oh, every thing he had was.
Speaker 17 (28:13):
Spent at the local pooliases the bar. Yeah, wow, memories
put up morning crew know of the caddy here. It's
not my worst job I've had, but the weirdest. I
was a locker room attendant for middle school elementary school
kids at a swimming pool.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
So my job was.
Speaker 18 (28:29):
Little to sit there and basically watch them get undressed
and dress, make sure they weren't fighting and stuff like that.
I don't know if that job still exists. At least
the one person I was the only one in there.
It was weird, but at a lot of free time
for homework.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
It definitely doesn't exist anymore.
Speaker 6 (28:44):
I don't think so, just sitting there watching the kids.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Although I do remember locker room attendants. W I did
some swim lessons.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
I do remember that they had them.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
They would just sit in the locker.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
It would be like a teenager.
Speaker 7 (28:55):
So say you're like in middle school or elementary school
taking in some classes, and there would be like an
instructor who was probably a teenager, and they would be
like basically at the what they would They would be
at the doorway.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
What was the purpose to make sure.
Speaker 7 (29:09):
That kids weren't messing around back there and like you
know it could because it's slippery back there because of
the water that came in from the door.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Well, they weren't doing what's the thing with the towel.
Speaker 7 (29:18):
Yeah, First they would make sure you showered, because it
was a shower before you got into the pool.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Well, it's funny you mentioned that because when I was
in grammar school, we had mister York was our very
strict gym teacher, and I always thought it was a
little odd because for the group shower, there was like a.
Speaker 7 (29:40):
It's such a strange child there was oh so strange.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
There was like a tower that he would stand in
with the window. I thought it was a little weird.
And then if you left the shower right and he
saw footprints because you didn't dry yourself, he'd follow your
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footprint and snap you with a towel.
Speaker 7 (30:09):
Oh my god, that's like the Okay, he has to
be caught if.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
It was.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Make such a traumatic. This is a.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Snap.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
Kids in the tower.
Speaker 14 (30:28):
Yeah, what's up Boston at Serena Carpenter and you're waking
up with Billy and Lisa in the morning on Kiss
one of eight.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
So it's been a big month for Lisa Donovan's sons
Max and Riley. Max he graduated high school. Riley graduated
eighth grade and is on his way to high school.
But Max had this big blowout pool party for his
graduation his school and it was DJed by none other
than DJ Farren from Down the Hall on jam In
ninety four to five.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
We've got something going on behind the scenes. So Lisa
done him has got such a big week this week.
Her son Max is graduating and moving on to college.
And he had his prom last night. Looked stunning by
the way.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Great event, great night, great, you know, just everything was beautiful.
But today Riley Donovan is moving up. He is leaving
eighth grade. They're going on into high school and we're
having a graduation party.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Yeah for Riley Donovan for Riley Okay, and this is
it's at a country club.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Right, Yeah, it's at Wallaston Country Club this afternoon.
Speaker 6 (31:36):
Full side, full side, bathing suits. Yep. And d J
Forrey is gonna be Let's go Orange jim in ninety
four to five.
Speaker 15 (31:48):
Yeah, Justin, I love you. Yeah, I know, I know
me and you got beef, but we'll talk about that later.
Speaker 6 (31:52):
That was nice.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
I like, no, I have no beef.
Speaker 6 (31:54):
I like that.
Speaker 15 (31:55):
Ma Mo made it's man, Let's go big time boss man.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
From what I hear, you're the guy I am.
Speaker 15 (32:07):
I don't know if you did they tell you what
I do. I don't know who recommended Lisa Justin. It
was Justin and Winny. You're the talk of the town.
Every time I mentioned event, they said, you gotta get
DJ far listen. But I don't know if I'm suitable
for eighth grade party though. That's the thing, because the
things I do and say and make people do and say,
I don't know if eighth grade is you know what
(32:28):
I mean?
Speaker 6 (32:28):
I got one one question. They're gonna have their hands up.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yes, absolutely, they got to in the pool. You know
what I mean, it's a pool party of kids.
Speaker 15 (32:37):
Once he told me it was a pool party, I
was like, I don't know if I want to DJ
little kid, but anyway I'm doing.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
They're like fourteen and fifteen year olds.
Speaker 6 (32:44):
Yes, and they're very cool. The kids are awesome.
Speaker 15 (32:46):
Now do you know this is this is the day, Lisa,
that you're going to realize your kids listening to some
very thing what we like to call ratchet Music's right, Wow,
they're gonna be sworking and I'm sorry, whoever's coming to
the party today, all be a lot of ratching that's happening.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
So if you think your kids are like these, you
know what I mean, it's not going to be one
of them.
Speaker 6 (33:05):
This is kids. Could you describe ratching to ratchets?
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Ratchet?
Speaker 15 (33:11):
Ratchet is when you do some very obscene and questioning
and dance moves.
Speaker 6 (33:20):
As long as you know what I'm bringing to the table,
I'm good.
Speaker 11 (33:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
The question, it's funny you say that form because years
ago I used to DJ functions and did some weddings
and stuff, and you would kind of design the music
around the event.
Speaker 6 (33:34):
So are you ready for this sort of event.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Kids moving on to high school in bathing suits, pool sides.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
With the parents there.
Speaker 6 (33:43):
We don't care about the parents. This is about the kids.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
But it is a country club. You might be to wait, wait,
wait ahead, Are you playing clean versions?
Speaker 15 (33:53):
Okay, yeah, yes, I have to play clean versions if
I want to get booked again at this country club.
Speaker 6 (33:59):
I know, I know, I know the assignment for the school.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Yeah, would back that ass up be clean enough?
Speaker 13 (34:05):
It would be.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
I got a clean version.
Speaker 15 (34:07):
But they're all into sexy red, which is like man
that over take that, you know what I mean. There's
a lot of other words that I said. We can't
say on it's something the P word, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 6 (34:18):
But clean music.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
We are playing clean music.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
I can't get into trouble here.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
I'm thinking Policeman, which should be a great it would
be tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (34:33):
Morning, should be it would be and record for me. Yeah,
Wallaston Police.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
To break up the party, Milton, Walston Country Milton, allright.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
Yeah, it's Hilton Police. All kinds of stuff.
Speaker 15 (34:49):
Now we're gonna we're gonna have a good time. Trust me,
it's gonna be dope. You know, we're gonna make sure,
y'all follow me at DJ Farm. We're gonna be posting
all the all depictures.
Speaker 13 (34:56):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
The police are gonna come.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
They're gonna go to lease there and she's gonna be
like it was amazed DJ Forney.
Speaker 6 (35:06):
Imagine if you're hauled out and zip tized.
Speaker 15 (35:09):
I'm jailed because DJ and kissed one A ask why
everybody got zipiz.
Speaker 6 (35:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
So I I was at a wedding that DJ DJ
Farren DJ it was the best I've ever been to.
He shut it was Ashley's wedding. I wasn't booked for that. Yeah,
I know he that was an improv Yes, yes, I
heard about that.
Speaker 19 (35:29):
You removed the higher DJ, right, I didn't have removed nobody. No, Well,
I go the DJ, the DJ who he said come
to us, said, I jumped on this, said, I had
my god, my got Santi on the mic.
Speaker 6 (35:43):
He was singing along with.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Me and we had a great time.
Speaker 6 (35:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
No, we were sitting at the table and the music
was not doing it. And I jokingly said to foreign
are you going to handle the situation? He laughed, and
then it kept going and I said to again, dude,
are you gonna do something? And He looked at me
and he goes yeah, and he got up and shut.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
That thing down.
Speaker 6 (35:59):
Hey hey.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
At one point, like two hours in towards the end,
he left the DJ booth while the music was playing
and started dancing twerking with a girl.
Speaker 6 (36:10):
Okay, you can't be doing not like the kids. Kids,
Maybe the mom maybe the bombs.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Come on, Lisa, I'll single. Maybe the moms.
Speaker 6 (36:21):
Yeah, you gotta back it up.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
I do baby shallows tone
All right, welcome back to the show.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Everybody, just in here, Billy, Lisa Winnie, producer Riley, and
typically around this time we'd be doing the Mega Match game,
but we are taking a little bit of a break
today obviously is Juneteenth kind of like a long weekend.
If you will, it will return Monday morning at eight ten.
Do not miss it Monday eight ten. But in the meantime,
you know, some people eat really weird things. Do you
(00:23):
have a weird food combination that you like that people
think you're crazy for? I think we all do, right, Bill, I.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Want to start with the food a condiment pet peeve
of mine if I could. Okay, shrimp cocktail, right yep,
crab cocktail, love them both of those, which, by the way,
are two of my faves. They both have the word
cocktail in it. Okay, But a lot of restaurants will
not serve them with cocktail sauce. Instead, they'll serve youa
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their remolode sauces. All righte sauce, do yourself a favor.
If you're serving shrimp or crab cocktail, always always cocktail sauce.
If you want pair them up, have them both, but
always include.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Cock I agree, I always have to ask for the
cocktail sauce.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Okay, if that says cocktail in the name, it should
come with the sauce.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I yeah, who changed that? But anyway, that's one of
my little things.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Okay. I have to say things that I like.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I love halipinos in everything, and eggs diced up in eggs,
in tuna, tuna fish like the angry tuna.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I think that halipinos just add that zing which is
just so delicious in everything everything everything spice.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I like spice.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
The one thing that I don't like. I do not
like fruit in my salad. I hate fruit in my salad,
like the strawberries and the salad. The watermelon with the
feta I like, literally, I just like turns my stomach.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Oranges, yeah, I can't.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I can't eat that either. And I don't like fruit
and ma savecho.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
You don't like fruit in it.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
No, like you know they put mango in it with fish.
I just don't like fruit and fish combinations. I just
I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I don't like tomatoes in my sandwich cause it makes.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
The bread soggy.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, burgers too, never a never tomato and the burger.
It also ruins the bun. You have a plain guy.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I don't really like lettuce and tomato, little mayo, bacon, cheese.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I'm good. You know what I like weirdly on my
burger sausa.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Yeah see I would do that.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Okay, So in uh, this is popular behind bars. Anybody
that's been behind bars knows this. You make what's called
the jail mail, which is essentially everything that you can
get in the commissary put together in a trash bag.
It sounds gross, but we're talking ramen, cheese, squeeze, cheese, tune,
a fish, summer sausage, pickle meal. You chop it, you
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chop it up and put it into a little trash
bag that you get and you mix it up with
your hands.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
It is fantastic. Where are you getting summer sausage? They
sell They sell it.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
In this can.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I ask, what is summer sausage.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
It's like it's.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Basically like a breakfast sausage. Kind of a breakfast sausage. Yeah,
but the kind of thicker.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Now you put it in a baggie or you put
it in a.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
It's a huge trash it's a clear, small trash pad
that they give you. I know it sounds gross. It's
all you have there, that's all.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I'll tell you what. When I hit the street, I
was still making them. That's how good it was.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
All right.
Speaker 7 (03:15):
I have one that I just recently started doing. My
five year old niece me ashed out to her. I
saw her dipping. Now, everyone dips ice cream and fries.
A lot of people dip their fries into ice cream.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Whoa, whoa, No one dips different fries.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Yeah they do.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
It's so good.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Frosty's Frosty's from Wendy's.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
The chocolate frosty with your fries in it hits every time.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
You It's that salty, you know, sweet thing.
Speaker 7 (03:38):
Yeah, you dip your fries into ice cream. Anyways, she
took it a next level. She took her chicken nuggets
and dipped it into a frosty when I like took
her Wendy's one day, and I looked at her and
I was like, girl, what are we doing now?
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Mindy?
Speaker 7 (03:52):
She's five and I tried it.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
It tastes so good.
Speaker 7 (03:56):
You dig your chicken nuggets into chocolate ice cream.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Delicious.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Okay, now we're in the hillbilly.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I don't know if I don't know what's worse than
that apple sauce on purpose.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 7 (04:08):
That's just go to Wendy's today and get some nuggies
and get a chocolate prosty and try it and think
of me and my niece.
Speaker 8 (04:17):
Me up.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
She it hits.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
She gone to something swamp people's meals.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
She's five.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
God, you know, I'll give you a tuna fish hot
tip besides the angry tuna that we love. But also
if I'm making tuna at home, I get the bread
and butter pickles, which I love to Oh my god,
I could eat them all day, and I diced them
up real small. Yeah that's okoa, and I mix it
in the tuna with the male and then here's the tip.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
Then you take a little.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Bit of the pickle juice from the jar and pour
it a few drops right in there with the tuna
fish and swirl it all together.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Caiss, all right, thank you, Bill.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I don't want him next to me, okay, he smells
like tuna.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Fish Billy every morning.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Just won to wait.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
So a couple of minutes ago, we were talking about
weird food combinations. You know, sometimes you put two foods
together that don't go together and people look at you
like you are crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
We have our own now, what about you all?
Speaker 6 (05:10):
Good morning.
Speaker 9 (05:11):
It's Nicole from London, Dery, New Hampshire. A weird food
combo some people think is where that I eat is
craft macaroni and cheese.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Mixed with tuna fish.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Oh so good, have a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
That's kind of similar to what I eat. Well, that's
like a tuna melt, right, that's something else that should
never exist.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Yeah, cheese on tuna has never been my thing.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
I never cheese on fish.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Of any kind ever.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Never.
Speaker 10 (05:43):
Okay, you guys can't come for Winnie's meal when Justin
just named off that diabolical jail meal that's so disgusting.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Yeah, and I've never been to jail, but.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
You still would never catch me eating that.
Speaker 10 (05:55):
I will take nuggets in a frosty over that.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Don't knock it till.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
You try it, don't knock it till you're in the can. Yeah,
and then that's all you have to eat and you
end up baking it.
Speaker 11 (06:07):
I just want to back up, Justin. My my husband
did four years a long time ago, and he still
occasionally makes that jailhouse ramen that you were talking about,
and it is very good. We don't do the tuna
and pickles though, because I don't like those, so he
leaves that out for me. But the cheese and everything,
and it.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
Is very good. Okay, justin walk us through it again.
The jail meal, it's ramen.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
So ramen soup noodles. Yeah, romen noodles with tuna.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Fish squeeze, cheese, summer sausage, pickle. Well, and you mix
it all tuna, You mix it all together in a
in the trash bag.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
When you think of it, all the necessary food groups
pretty much.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah, you mix it all together. You put some you know,
some hot water on there so it binds together. And
then and then you eat it. You can eat it
in a bowl or you know, a big you know
portion of it, or you can like you know, pack
it into a little bite, you know, kind of like
you know, sandwich appetizers.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah, okay, let's go to Tim.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
He's got some ideas.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Tim, what have you got for us?
Speaker 12 (07:11):
Well, I don't know how weird this was, but when
I was a kid, I used to make peanut butter
and ranch dressed and sandwiches. I don't know why, head
like combination, you know what it tasted good to me.
I mean it's kind of weird, but I kind of
late it.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah, well, thank you, Tim. There's a good one. Little weird,
like we said, but a good one. And uh, you
know they got me thinking when they mentioned the wonder
white bread. As a kid, what was better than a
baloneyan cheese?
Speaker 6 (07:41):
I wonder white bread?
Speaker 8 (07:43):
Right?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Oh god, I will kill for one right now. Oh yeah,
let's go to George. George, what have you got?
Speaker 13 (07:52):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (07:53):
How are you?
Speaker 13 (07:53):
It's actually York? How are you doing?
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Oh York?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Okay? Are you from Norway or something?
Speaker 13 (07:59):
No, I'm from Switzerland. This is a yorkful, truly York's
past for really so so we this is actually about
my brother, not me. So when I was a child,
and I grew up in Switzerland. When I was a child,
my dad traveled a lot for work, and he would
always make an effort to bring some food items homes
that we didn't have in Switzerland. And he would travel
(08:19):
to Holland and he would bring back what's called hackle
schlock And what that basically is is chocolate chimneys. It's
those little chocolate worms that you put on, you know,
ice cream and around cakes and stuff, and so what
you do or what they did in my mind, did
you put it on a plate and you spread out
so it's nice and flat, and you take a nice
piece of bread, you put some good butter on it,
(08:41):
and you did put upside down into this and basically
have a piece of bread with butter and some nice
chocolate on it. But my brother what he would do,
he would just take a big glob of mayonnaise, put
that on the bread and then dip it in that
hoggle schlock and like a sandwich of mayonnaise and chocolate.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Try.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
You know, York is an accomplished chef. I'm very impressed
that you're listening.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Sounds like it.
Speaker 13 (09:08):
Hey, listen every morning, Billy oh.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Man, give a shout out again, what's your place?
Speaker 13 (09:14):
It's truly your expectistory. I sold my business. I travel
all over the world and teach like air boshing and
schoolding at chocolate. Arl I'm actually a chocolate boster from Switzerland.
Speaker 6 (09:25):
Oh wow, you got to come on the show someday.
Speaker 13 (09:28):
Or if you have any questions about chocolate, I'm your man, all.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Right, question Wow? Yeah, send us a dm us so
we can get in touch with you.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Thanks Judge.
Speaker 14 (09:40):
Okay Olivia on media, You're waking up with Billy and
Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Big, good morning, everybody. Welcome back, justin here, Billy, Lisa, Winny.
Speaker 15 (09:49):
So.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Patrick Hines is a former intern of this show many
years ago, and he's gone on to some amazing things.
He has one of the top podcasts. I mean, he
has a podcast studio in New York and he came
back to visit recently for a show in Boston and
it was a blast going down memory lane with Patrick.
Speaker 16 (10:08):
I heard on the after show that Patrick Hines will
be in studio on Friday, and I cannot wait to
listen to his segment. I started listening to his true
Crime Obsessed podcast the last time he was on your show,
and if you haven't listened to it yet, you have
to get on that. A big fan of Patrick, even
read his book, and I'm excited for Frider's show.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Wow, Patrick, your mouth was wide open for that whole chalkback.
So you love this, Oh my god, I do.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
It is such an honor and a thrill to be here.
May I tell you I as you know, I interned
you for you for a year in nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
I remember it like yesterday.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Everyone was like, they don't remember you.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
I was like, I don't.
Speaker 15 (10:46):
I know.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
I was not a memorable figure in nineteen ninety eight,
but I remember you guys, and it was so life changing.
And I remember every day being like, maybe today's day
they're gonna ask me to be on the air. Maybe
today's today, they're gonna happen to be on the air.
And it never happened. But here I am. I can't
I can't believe it.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
So we wouldn't even let you in this room.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Bare now you're at the big Well. I'm so old
and I'm from so long ago that we were actually
across the street at the other at the other building,
and but you all did let me in the room.
I remember. This was back when the ads I think
were on like plastic tapes or something. Oh the cards, yes,
the carts, and so I would come in in between
(11:23):
like ad breaks and stack them up for you or
for Karen or whoever it was. I was putting them
in the in the MIDI that was the only time
I got to be in the room where it happened.
But every time I would look around and be like,
oh my God, it's happening mad in the morning show
and Billy and I was saying before we started, you
all were so famous to me, like, so so so famous.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
I was.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
I couldn't believe I was there.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Well, it's a great time, and we were talking off air.
The grouping of intern we had at that time was
amazing because Jody Charles h kind of ran the board.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
She was the executive producer.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
She was I think Carinn was right and that Jody
was my body the book looking exactly.
Speaker 15 (12:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
Yeah, do you know that Jody.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Charles went on to become the press secretary for Mitt
Romney when he was governor. No, from this show to
press secretary for the governor of Oh.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
That's Jody was so smart. She was very work driven,
very focused, and that does not surprise.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
Me at all.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I mean, you didn't like her at the time, but
didn't like her, but I didn't like her. One in
the grouping of insurance. Yeah, now I'm trying to remember.
Her name was Jordana, Yeah, her name, yes? And didn't
she do something weird in New York City where she
lied naked in a glass box to day look.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
I this vaguely rings it though I see it talked
about when when the people were like, he doesn't remember you.
I'm like, of course he doesn't remember me, but he'll
remember Gjordana and I've got to meet you in the
hallway and you were like, I'm like, I know you
don't remember me, but I was here with Jordana. You're
like Georgian. Of course. She was just like young, very smart,
beautiful young woman. And she she would always do crazy
things like that. She was always like auditioning for like
(12:59):
v one, DJJY or whatever was the original reality star
reality shows kicked Yes, and she was like obsessed with
John Stamos. I remember that was like her business. Who
isn't currently who still isn't obsessed with John Stamoso. You know,
I was also here, remember Randy. Randy was like the.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Okay, Randy was my intern, Yes, and he became our
stunt guy.
Speaker 12 (13:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Well I was here the day that he broke onto
the film set and shoved the cell phone into George
Clooney's hands.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
George Clooney, Yes, that's a legendary story.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
I was in the studio that day.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
George Clooney was shooting the Batman movie in Gloucester, Massachusetts,
and we sent Randy in a Robin suit, yes, as
Batman's Robin and some I said, just keep getting past
the gate, just just said, you know.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
You did it. What you told him to do was
that the mayor was on the phone for George. They
walked him to George and you hear him on the
tape go, I'm sorry, it's the mayor, And then it's Matt.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
Siegel the phone. Randy Woods in the dressing room with
George Colooney.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Yeah, Batman, I'm Rob and I've arrived, and I'm like,
this really isn't happening.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
And well, I remember in the studio there was like
some red police siren that started going off, like it
was like the hotline. Oh yeah, it was a wild time.
It was incredible to me.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
So what if anything from your experience here on this
show led you to be able to do something that
gets two hundred and fifty million views.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
Well that's an old number. We're over four hundred million time.
Speaker 6 (14:32):
No, that's not you, that's.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
I Look if that's our team, that's our team who
sent that to you? I I was like I was
thinking about this last night. I actually got emotional in
my hotel room I was like, it was a Working
for you all was like a life changer because I
was just this like poor kid from Cape cod who
got a scholarship to go to Emerson and I wanted
to be an actor, and I quickly learned I was
no good at that. I was this a little gay
(14:55):
boy with this like high pitched voice and didn't know
what I was going to do in the world. And
I came and worked for you guys, and I my
eyes were open to like fabulousness and famous people and
like and and working among that was like possible for me.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Well, it's funny because off the air you mentioned that
you were from Yarmouth down on the Cape, and I said, oh,
a couple of weeks ago, I shot the TV show
in South Yarmouth, Red Jacket, and.
Speaker 6 (15:20):
You worked there.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
I worked at the Red Jacket for like six years,
and that was another the two most the work most
formidable things in my work life were the Red Jacket
and working for you guys.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
At West Say. We were at least ahead of the
Red of the.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
Red Jacket for sure, for sure, but you know you
all took me seriously and you gave me an opportunity.
I'm a very hard worker, and you gave me the
opportunity to do that. And so you know, I when
I moved to New York and I found my way
to podcasting, I was saying to you, like, this was
my only experience working in audio was working with you guys.
And I remember when I was working in bookings for
you guys, we used to send at Christmas, we would
(15:54):
send like little gifts to like the big agencies. I
remember we would send them to Avenue of the America
and that sounded so fabulous to me. And now I
live in New York and I'm like, oh, it's just
sixth Avenue, like you know what. I see it all
the time and I'm like, oh my god, I did it.
But you know, working for you guys is in my
book that I that I wrote, and it's in myamention.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I'm in your book.
Speaker 6 (16:14):
You are wow.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
So my book is called a Failure is not not
an option. It's the twelve silly stories of like my
biggest most embarrassing failures in my life. And one of
them is about a weekend or really just a night
that I spent with the actress b Arthur from The
Golden Girls.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
Of course, you yes, I was.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
I was asked to be her host.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
In a minute, you slept with me.
Speaker 5 (16:36):
I had sex with the Arthur, the only woman I've
ever been with, and weirdly the most masculine sexual experience
of my life. But it was amazing for both of us.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
I'm sure it was.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
It was like to remember that she could show and
by the way, you are a best seller.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
Yes, yes, the book was the best seller. And but
I got that gig being her host and guide for
the weekend because I had lied to my friends at
school who had invited her to come receive an award
talking about all of the celebrities that I worked with
on The Maddie in the Morning Show, which you all
probably smartly kept me away from all the celebrities. I
never worked with any of the celebrities, but I would
(17:14):
you have a very high.
Speaker 6 (17:15):
Pitch for it. I know I'm very loud.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
I'm very loud, but I so anyway, there's a whole
chapter in my book about like when I when I
gave up the idea of being an actor, I got
an internship working for you guys, and what it was
like to like work on the Maddie of the Morning
Show and it was just like wild and wonderful and
so great.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
So what makes your podcast so damn popular?
Speaker 15 (17:35):
Well?
Speaker 5 (17:36):
So true True Crime Obsessed is my original podcast. We've
been at it for nine years, and I think that
the fact that it's a true crime podcast by itself
automatically puts it in a a in a genre that
people just really love and respond to. Ours is really
different from others. We recap true crime documentaries and we
started doing that before the documentary Craze.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
You know.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
It's me and my my co host, Julian Pennsyvali. So
it's like a loud kay guy and this like super opinionated,
sassy girl, and we sort of just like no holds barred.
We say everything we think. We sort of just like
leave it all on the floor. It's very high energy,
it's very fast paced, and it's and it's funny, you know,
and it's it's it's fun and endearing.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
You got a talkback justin you guys.
Speaker 10 (18:16):
I'm so excited Patrick Hines is coming on. My Worlds
are Colliding Jillian and Patrick to I'm Obsessed, one of
my very favorite podcasts. So excited to listen.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
Okay, these talkbacks are incredible what a creation.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
We didn't have this when you were here in nineteen
ninety eight.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
This is what no we normally have electricity.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
And Justin is the godfather of the talkback Mafia. Justin,
I love you, Oh thank you. I maybe we'll have
a b rthurough MoMA.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
I don't know who knows.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Today is young? Today is young? I am married, but
thank you the same.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
I mean, you know, from.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
The Planet Fitness, Kiss one Away Studios, We're back with
Villy and Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Welcome back, everybody, justin here billion Lisa's Show final hour
and a reminder real quick. The Mega Match Game returns
Monday morning at eight ten. Taking a little break the
long weekend in the holiday, Monday morning, eight ten Billion,
Lisa's Mega Match Game will return, but in the meantime
with summer. You know what that means for young people
summer jobs. I know we've all had some pretty terrible ones.
(19:23):
I mean, Lisa, you had the bakery one, right, But
was there something else?
Speaker 4 (19:27):
Yeah, that was later in life.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
But when I was in high school, I cleaned condos
in the Poconos, and I have to tell you that
was the worst summer job I've ever had.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
In my entire life. You see the underbelly of society.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
When you go in and clean a condo from someone
spending the weekend.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
What's the grossest thing you saw?
Speaker 3 (19:49):
I saw a bathroom that was just covered in baby powder.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Oh, it was like something exploded in the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
I wonder if Jiddy was there before.
Speaker 10 (19:59):
It was.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
The next level.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
It was so gross and I had to clean up
the whole bathroom. It was just discussing people leave hotel
rooms and condos in such poor condition. So after that,
I never I always clean up all my stuff. I
always put all the towels in rue area. Me too, Yeah,
I just like out of respect.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
But I guess there's a survey of sorts this morning
that talks about crazy summer job.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Actually, no, this is actually there is a city close
to us that has the best summer job report.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
It's the hot spot and it's Portland, Maine.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
The most summer employment opportunities.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Are in no way Portland, Maine.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
Yin you go up there for.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Yeah, So if you're looking for a summer job, folks.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Wow, I will say Portland, Maine is really a great
city and there's a lot going on. I mean they've
got great restaurants, the ocean, the beach. Everything is really
really nuts. It's a nice place port.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
But again, and if you're staying in a hotel and
someone has a summer job cleaning your room, just be respectful.
Speaker 6 (21:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
I always think about the people that clean hotel or
hoteltel rooms. They must have the craziest stories.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Yes, the thing stuff, yeah, stuff left behind.
Speaker 6 (21:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
You know what if somebody's listening in works in hotels
and you have crazy stories, we'll take those. But we're
talking about summer jobs. Now I have two to choose from.
I'll just talk about the one that almost took my life.
So when I was just it was I was between
prep school and the college, so it was the summer
(21:34):
after prep school and the summer before going to Merrimack.
And I took a job and it was a hard
job to get. I had to use a family connection.
And it was in a steel manufacturing plant in Cambridge.
It was a national company, was called Industrial Steel. So
the job I had, like, I couldn't believe they put
(21:55):
me on this job. You know, it was all union guys.
They've spent their entire life in this plant. I'm there
for one hour and they put me on this machine.
If you can imagine, it was a giant drill press.
So picture a power drill times four hundred. Okay, this
thing was taller than me. It was big, and the
(22:16):
bit for the drill was like, you know, five inches wide,
and I had a drill holes in.
Speaker 6 (22:22):
These sheets of steel, right so, and you had to
wear gloves.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
So I'm pressing the drill pit down and as I'm
going through the steel plate, all the little particles of
steel are kind of scattering around and me being OCD.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
Is that a trigger for you?
Speaker 6 (22:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
I started brushing away the particles, and in the process,
my glove, my hand, oh my god, got caught on
the bit and it started pulling me around. I grab
my hand and now the glove is stuck in the
bit and it's pulling my arm around in a goes
my left arm actually, and it's pulling me around, and
(23:02):
it was gonna take me completely. It was gonna tear
my arm off my body. And I don't know, like
a miracle, I remember, and I think and again I
just started there. I think there's a power switch right
over my head. So I'm like about to lose my
arm because it's still pulling on my arm in the
tent and I hit.
Speaker 6 (23:21):
The power switch and luckily I hit the right.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Button and it stopped. But I had to be taken
to the hospital and uh, I had tendon damage in
my arm. And never I never even I was so
freaked out. I never even went back to get my check. Wow,
you could have been a one armed man.
Speaker 6 (23:38):
Oh total more than you know arm? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:42):
No, none, Just to stump there like, yeahs, no, you
have No.
Speaker 6 (23:49):
I had nightmares for years.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
You still don't have nightmares?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Yeah, maybe do occasionally, but that's one of mine.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Be cool if you got one of those, you know,
robot arms, oh you know with the claw, ye, the
claw hand, that would be awesome. It was crazy, I mean,
that's what happened. That's what happens when you're young. You
take whatever you can get, you know, I mean my
first kind of real I was twelve years old. And
this is actually ironic because you know, well documented on
(24:18):
this show. I turned to a life of crime as
a youth. Of course, fortunately made my way out, thank god.
But when I was twelve, I looked older than I was,
and a family friend was the head of the public
health department and she came to my mom and she said,
you know, Justin looks older. Would he be willing to
come out with me and go into stores and see
if to sell him cigarettes?
Speaker 6 (24:37):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (24:37):
So she'd picked me up on Saturdays and bring me
to these like bodegas. Yeah I didn't. I just would
go in and say, can I have a pack of Marlboroughs?
And she'd give me the money. And most times they'd
say no, they'd say let me see her I did.
They'd laugh at me, but sometimes they did. They'd sell
me the cigarettes. And so I'd walk back out and
give her the cigarettes, and then she would go right
in there with the whole citation and fine, aw yeah,
(24:59):
imagine wow.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
Would you hate that summer job?
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Every had.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
When I got paid, she give me cash, but I
was twelve years old. It was I mean, I didn't care.
Speaker 6 (25:07):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Basically a snitch. Yeah, you have.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
To say a word.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Yeah, I imagine that.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
I know.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Did you keep the cigarette?
Speaker 6 (25:17):
No?
Speaker 10 (25:18):
No?
Speaker 5 (25:19):
I love Billy and Lisa kiss.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
So a couple of minutes ago we were talking about
our worst summer jobs. Lisa used to clean condos. Billy
worked in a machine shop. Almost lost his arm, but
what about you all? You could always join the Billy
and Lisa Show via the talk bag feature on the
iHeartRadio app. Just tapped a little red microphone when you're
listening to us on Kiss one to wait, tap into
the conversation.
Speaker 8 (25:40):
Worst summer job I would know? I never had one.
I used to think my mother was the meanest woman
on the planet. The second school was over, we got
dragged down a man and met for the whole summer
to our cottage, and it was beach every day and
summer loves and friends, and I thought she was horrible.
I wanted to be home here with my friends. And
yet in retrospect, wouldn't I love those days back? Whole summer,
(26:03):
no work?
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Yeah, thanks, sounds like a dream?
Speaker 5 (26:07):
Is it?
Speaker 6 (26:08):
Not quite? The kid Smith?
Speaker 1 (26:10):
It's implemented.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
It must have been beautiful, though.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
I'll tell you where my son's going to work for
when he turns fourteen. That summer market basket. You can
be fourteen and work there.
Speaker 6 (26:20):
You can oh put him right to work.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Well, there's a kid in our neighborhood who's just turned
fourteen and he's bagging groceries. And I was there with
able this weekend and he saw him. He said hi
to him, I go, buddy, that's where you go.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Oh yeah, a grocery store is a great first job.
It was my first job.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Job there.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Yeah, that was another one of mine. I think I
was twelve years old. Yeah, my first job for Zoli's.
It was a little variety store on one of the
side streets in my neighborhood.
Speaker 6 (26:47):
At twelve. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
That was no, no, well very but my dad didn't care.
But the owner, mister had no thumbs. What happened to well,
I'm told it was a mob thing.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Oh yeah, he didn't pay the big. He didn't pay
the big. That's what happens. His thumbs. Thumbs hold on,
you never forget things. Oh that's really tough.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Yeah, and you know what he had. You know when
you go in the little variety stores. It was very
old school. But you know the the broomstick that has
the claw at the end of it, so he could
go up and grab the toilet paper because they had
no thumbs. Is this a real story, Yes, I'm telling
you it was, and I worked there. But it was
(27:38):
the place like after Sunday mass the place was everybody
went tools to get the newspaper and then to get
whatever you need for the sun tape. Didn't your dad
take half your paycheck or something too?
Speaker 6 (27:48):
He took the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Yeah, no any cash jobs. Yeah, he took to help
the family. Yeah, well he called it you have to
pay the freight, so he would take whatever you earned.
Speaker 6 (27:58):
And this is my brother and I going.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Into like, you know, seventeen eighteen. He was still taking
our money and he'll just give you a few dollars.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
I got to pay the freight.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
You live here, and then he probably went down to
the bar and oh, every thing he had was.
Speaker 17 (28:13):
Spent at the local pooliases the bar. Yeah, wow, memories
put up morning crew know of the caddy here. It's
not my worst job I've had, but the weirdest. I
was a locker room attendant for middle school elementary school
kids at a swimming pool.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
So my job was.
Speaker 18 (28:29):
Little to sit there and basically watch them get undressed
and dress, make sure they weren't fighting and stuff like that.
I don't know if that job still exists. At least
the one person I was the only one in there.
It was weird, but at a lot of free time
for homework.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
It definitely doesn't exist anymore.
Speaker 6 (28:44):
I don't think so, just sitting there watching the kids.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Although I do remember locker room attendants. W I did
some swim lessons.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
I do remember that they had them.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
They would just sit in the locker.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
It would be like a teenager.
Speaker 7 (28:55):
So say you're like in middle school or elementary school
taking in some classes, and there would be like an
instructor who was probably a teenager, and they would be
like basically at the what they would They would be
at the doorway.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
What was the purpose to make sure.
Speaker 7 (29:09):
That kids weren't messing around back there and like you
know it could because it's slippery back there because of
the water that came in from the door.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Well, they weren't doing what's the thing with the towel.
Speaker 7 (29:18):
Yeah, First they would make sure you showered, because it
was a shower before you got into the pool.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Well, it's funny you mentioned that because when I was
in grammar school, we had mister York was our very
strict gym teacher, and I always thought it was a
little odd because for the group shower, there was like a.
Speaker 7 (29:40):
It's such a strange child there was oh so strange.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
There was like a tower that he would stand in
with the window. I thought it was a little weird.
And then if you left the shower right and he
saw footprints because you didn't dry yourself, he'd follow your
(30:05):
footprint and snap you with a towel.
Speaker 7 (30:09):
Oh my god, that's like the Okay, he has to
be caught if.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
It was.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Make such a traumatic. This is a.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Snap.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
Kids in the tower.
Speaker 14 (30:28):
Yeah, what's up Boston at Serena Carpenter and you're waking
up with Billy and Lisa in the morning on Kiss
one of eight.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
So it's been a big month for Lisa Donovan's sons
Max and Riley. Max he graduated high school. Riley graduated
eighth grade and is on his way to high school.
But Max had this big blowout pool party for his
graduation his school and it was DJed by none other
than DJ Farren from Down the Hall on jam In
ninety four to five.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
We've got something going on behind the scenes. So Lisa
done him has got such a big week this week.
Her son Max is graduating and moving on to college.
And he had his prom last night. Looked stunning by
the way.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Great event, great night, great, you know, just everything was beautiful.
But today Riley Donovan is moving up. He is leaving
eighth grade. They're going on into high school and we're
having a graduation party.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Yeah for Riley Donovan for Riley Okay, and this is
it's at a country club.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Right, Yeah, it's at Wallaston Country Club this afternoon.
Speaker 6 (31:36):
Full side, full side, bathing suits. Yep. And d J
Forrey is gonna be Let's go Orange jim in ninety
four to five.
Speaker 15 (31:48):
Yeah, Justin, I love you. Yeah, I know, I know
me and you got beef, but we'll talk about that later.
Speaker 6 (31:52):
That was nice.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
I like, no, I have no beef.
Speaker 6 (31:54):
I like that.
Speaker 15 (31:55):
Ma Mo made it's man, Let's go big time boss man.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
From what I hear, you're the guy I am.
Speaker 15 (32:07):
I don't know if you did they tell you what
I do. I don't know who recommended Lisa Justin. It
was Justin and Winny. You're the talk of the town.
Every time I mentioned event, they said, you gotta get
DJ far listen. But I don't know if I'm suitable
for eighth grade party though. That's the thing, because the
things I do and say and make people do and say,
I don't know if eighth grade is you know what
(32:28):
I mean?
Speaker 6 (32:28):
I got one one question. They're gonna have their hands up.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yes, absolutely, they got to in the pool. You know
what I mean, it's a pool party of kids.
Speaker 15 (32:37):
Once he told me it was a pool party, I
was like, I don't know if I want to DJ
little kid, but anyway I'm doing.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
They're like fourteen and fifteen year olds.
Speaker 6 (32:44):
Yes, and they're very cool. The kids are awesome.
Speaker 15 (32:46):
Now do you know this is this is the day, Lisa,
that you're going to realize your kids listening to some
very thing what we like to call ratchet Music's right, Wow,
they're gonna be sworking and I'm sorry, whoever's coming to
the party today, all be a lot of ratching that's happening.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
So if you think your kids are like these, you
know what I mean, it's not going to be one
of them.
Speaker 6 (33:05):
This is kids. Could you describe ratching to ratchets?
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Ratchet?
Speaker 15 (33:11):
Ratchet is when you do some very obscene and questioning
and dance moves.
Speaker 6 (33:20):
As long as you know what I'm bringing to the table,
I'm good.
Speaker 11 (33:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
The question, it's funny you say that form because years
ago I used to DJ functions and did some weddings
and stuff, and you would kind of design the music
around the event.
Speaker 6 (33:34):
So are you ready for this sort of event.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Kids moving on to high school in bathing suits, pool sides.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
With the parents there.
Speaker 6 (33:43):
We don't care about the parents. This is about the kids.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
But it is a country club. You might be to wait, wait,
wait ahead, Are you playing clean versions?
Speaker 15 (33:53):
Okay, yeah, yes, I have to play clean versions if
I want to get booked again at this country club.
Speaker 6 (33:59):
I know, I know, I know the assignment for the school.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Yeah, would back that ass up be clean enough?
Speaker 13 (34:05):
It would be.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
I got a clean version.
Speaker 15 (34:07):
But they're all into sexy red, which is like man
that over take that, you know what I mean. There's
a lot of other words that I said. We can't
say on it's something the P word, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 6 (34:18):
But clean music.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
We are playing clean music.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
I can't get into trouble here.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
I'm thinking Policeman, which should be a great it would
be tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (34:33):
Morning, should be it would be and record for me. Yeah,
Wallaston Police.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
To break up the party, Milton, Walston Country Milton, allright.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
Yeah, it's Hilton Police. All kinds of stuff.
Speaker 15 (34:49):
Now we're gonna we're gonna have a good time. Trust me,
it's gonna be dope. You know, we're gonna make sure,
y'all follow me at DJ Farm. We're gonna be posting
all the all depictures.
Speaker 13 (34:56):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
The police are gonna come.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
They're gonna go to lease there and she's gonna be
like it was amazed DJ Forney.
Speaker 6 (35:06):
Imagine if you're hauled out and zip tized.
Speaker 15 (35:09):
I'm jailed because DJ and kissed one A ask why
everybody got zipiz.
Speaker 6 (35:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
So I I was at a wedding that DJ DJ
Farren DJ it was the best I've ever been to.
He shut it was Ashley's wedding. I wasn't booked for that. Yeah,
I know he that was an improv Yes, yes, I
heard about that.
Speaker 19 (35:29):
You removed the higher DJ, right, I didn't have removed nobody. No, Well,
I go the DJ, the DJ who he said come
to us, said, I jumped on this, said, I had
my god, my got Santi on the mic.
Speaker 6 (35:43):
He was singing along with.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Me and we had a great time.
Speaker 6 (35:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
No, we were sitting at the table and the music
was not doing it. And I jokingly said to foreign
are you going to handle the situation? He laughed, and
then it kept going and I said to again, dude,
are you gonna do something? And He looked at me
and he goes yeah, and he got up and shut.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
That thing down.
Speaker 6 (35:59):
Hey hey.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
At one point, like two hours in towards the end,
he left the DJ booth while the music was playing
and started dancing twerking with a girl.
Speaker 6 (36:10):
Okay, you can't be doing not like the kids. Kids,
Maybe the mom maybe the bombs.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Come on, Lisa, I'll single. Maybe the moms.
Speaker 6 (36:21):
Yeah, you gotta back it up.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
I do baby shallows tone
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