And for those who are sharing this episode with a friend or enemy, here are the message options you can choose from to really impress the recipients:
Message option 1:Dear [insert the person or person’s name], I am sending you this because I know you are lonely. You haven’t laughed in a while. And the guy that does this podcast inappropriately named the anonymous daughters of the victim in this episode “Sixteenia, and Twelvarbara.” That is their ages, and he didn’t know their names, and he thought that would be a creative way to address them. I also think that you will find this morbidly funny. And since you are low on friends, the host of this show will quickly become your new virtual best friend. Reply back when you’ve listened to the episode, and also let me know if I can borrow $5.
Message Option 2:There is a secret code phrase in this episode that you have to find in order to save my life. I’m being held hostage by an older woman who refuses to wear a bra. It’s weird. I feel uncomfortable. Please listen to this episode and find the secret message. When you hear the secret code phrase, reply to this text and tell me what it is. The lady says that she will let me go - as free as her chest-twins. I hope she does. It’s all up to you now.
Hugs. ❤️
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