Alohomora!: The Original Harry Potter Re-Read
Alohomora! is the second-longest-running continuously released Harry Potter podcast and the original Harry Potter book club. Join us as we re-read the entire series, spin wild theories, and share content influenced by our love of Harry Potter. Celebrating 10 years in 2022 with the publication of our first book, "The Unofficial Harry Potter Companion: Volume 1 Sorcerer's Stone" This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5016402/advertisement
Episodes
December 2, 2023 • 140 mins
On Episode 388 we discuss...
→ Cringe moments from our past as teens
→ Professor Bitter at the holiday staff meeting
→ Go forth and find a partner, McGonagall
→ What happened to pogs?
→ Patty Parkinson
→ Drawn out drumrolls
→ Holding out for Harry
→ Dialogue Alley Podcast
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→ Cringe moments from our past as teens
→ Professor Bitter at the holiday staff meeting
→ Go forth and find a partner, McGonagall
→ What happened to pogs?
→ Patty Parkinson
→ Drawn out drumrolls
→ Holding out for Harry
→ Dialogue Alley Podcast
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November 18, 2023 • 132 mins
On Episode 387 we discuss...
→ We are not a fishing podcast
→ Also not on Shark Tank
→ People just don't go out and get tents
→ Grawp Pt. 2
→ Ronald Weasley and the checked privilege
→ Desk Pig all over again
→ Why did the Trio catch a pike of all things?
→ If Ron and Hermione's relationship will stand the test of time
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→ We are not a fishing podcast
→ Also not on Shark Tank
→ People just don't go out and get tents
→ Grawp Pt. 2
→ Ronald Weasley and the checked privilege
→ Desk Pig all over again
→ Why did the Trio catch a pike of all things?
→ If Ron and Hermione's relationship will stand the test of time
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November 4, 2023 • 98 mins
On Episode 386 we discuss...
→ XoXo,Gossip Girl
→ Who's playing the long game?
→ Pansy Parkinson is Draco
→ Nerf balls and teachers
→ Harry is not James
→ Paw print in the sky
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→ XoXo,Gossip Girl
→ Who's playing the long game?
→ Pansy Parkinson is Draco
→ Nerf balls and teachers
→ Harry is not James
→ Paw print in the sky
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October 21, 2023 • 126 mins
On Episode 385 we discuss...
→ Americans don't know what "punting" means
→ It's a good episode to be Ron lover
→ Passive agressive professors
→ The twins are really smart
→ the nightmare of teacups with legs
→ Everyone is worried about Harry's restless sleep
→ We are not a Twilight podcast
→ What came first, Hogwarts or the forest?
→ Free Grawp
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→ Americans don't know what "punting" means
→ It's a good episode to be Ron lover
→ Passive agressive professors
→ The twins are really smart
→ the nightmare of teacups with legs
→ Everyone is worried about Harry's restless sleep
→ We are not a Twilight podcast
→ What came first, Hogwarts or the forest?
→ Free Grawp
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October 7, 2023 • 128 mins
On Episode 384 we discuss...
→ The cheeky mirror
→ No working papers or labor laws
→ Lower level homework
→ Harry and his fear of the unknown
→ Ron & Hermione's plot point birthdays
→ "Bang on the counter" doesn't mean what you think it means
→ The trio starts to pair off
→ Team Molly or Team Arthur
→ It got better, then it didn't - series mantra
→ #justice for Binky
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→ The cheeky mirror
→ No working papers or labor laws
→ Lower level homework
→ Harry and his fear of the unknown
→ Ron & Hermione's plot point birthdays
→ "Bang on the counter" doesn't mean what you think it means
→ The trio starts to pair off
→ Team Molly or Team Arthur
→ It got better, then it didn't - series mantra
→ #justice for Binky
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September 23, 2023 • 76 mins
On Episode 383 we discuss...
→ Alfie & Alby
→ AOL AIM Mirror
→ Weird metaphors and the afterlife
→ Harry's hitch in that giddyup
→ Why didn't the goblins win
→ The end of childhood
→ Dudley and Draco are two sides of the same coin
→ The ghost of Voldemort
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→ Alfie & Alby
→ AOL AIM Mirror
→ Weird metaphors and the afterlife
→ Harry's hitch in that giddyup
→ Why didn't the goblins win
→ The end of childhood
→ Dudley and Draco are two sides of the same coin
→ The ghost of Voldemort
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September 9, 2023 • 84 mins
On Episode 382 we discuss...
→ Secret celebrity
→ Mrs. Norris: she is widowed
→ Being chill and strict at the same time
→ Voldemort's smelly head
→ Quidditch is McGonagall's love language
→ Yum-bledore
→ Africa is a continent not a country
→ Hagrid is the farm to table coordinator of Hogwarts
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→ Secret celebrity
→ Mrs. Norris: she is widowed
→ Being chill and strict at the same time
→ Voldemort's smelly head
→ Quidditch is McGonagall's love language
→ Yum-bledore
→ Africa is a continent not a country
→ Hagrid is the farm to table coordinator of Hogwarts
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August 26, 2023 • 110 mins
On Episode 381 we discuss...
→ "Weird" ways to love Horace Slughorn
→ Ranking Harry's school years from best to worst
→ Preferred method of magical travel
→ Doge's suspected crush on Dumbledore
→ Add Beginners to your must watch list
→ Kat Miller, confirmed bachelor
→ Slughorn's secondary house debate
→ Generational divide on stopping by unannounced
→ "They" say we fall in love with our parents
→ Ginny is the new Lily
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→ "Weird" ways to love Horace Slughorn
→ Ranking Harry's school years from best to worst
→ Preferred method of magical travel
→ Doge's suspected crush on Dumbledore
→ Add Beginners to your must watch list
→ Kat Miller, confirmed bachelor
→ Slughorn's secondary house debate
→ Generational divide on stopping by unannounced
→ "They" say we fall in love with our parents
→ Ginny is the new Lily
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August 12, 2023 • 152 mins
On Episode 380 we discuss...
→ Porto's hats
→ Operation "pig for slaughter" is a go
→ "I regret Lily's death" - Google it
→ Why can't they just pick up their brooms?
→ Oliver Wood, razzle-dazzle
→ Harry has a strong core
→ To drink unicorn blood
→ Quirrell's study abroad opportunity
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→ Porto's hats
→ Operation "pig for slaughter" is a go
→ "I regret Lily's death" - Google it
→ Why can't they just pick up their brooms?
→ Oliver Wood, razzle-dazzle
→ Harry has a strong core
→ To drink unicorn blood
→ Quirrell's study abroad opportunity
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July 29, 2023 • 139 mins
On Episode 379 we discuss...
→ Geoff is haunted by this song
→ Learn how the hosts like to read
→ "Oh Potter, you rotter:" the mixed tape
→ Ghosts are transparent
→ The never ending Thestral debate
→ Neville lost Trevor on purpose
→ Madam Hooch needs to do more
→ Why Cho is really a #girlboss
→ Percy stans
→ Hogwarts is a security nightmare
→ Hermione & Ron are hypocrites
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→ Geoff is haunted by this song
→ Learn how the hosts like to read
→ "Oh Potter, you rotter:" the mixed tape
→ Ghosts are transparent
→ The never ending Thestral debate
→ Neville lost Trevor on purpose
→ Madam Hooch needs to do more
→ Why Cho is really a #girlboss
→ Percy stans
→ Hogwarts is a security nightmare
→ Hermione & Ron are hypocrites
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July 15, 2023 • 101 mins
On Episode 378 we discuss...
→ James stans
→ Doe a deer a female deer, or really a buck
→ Big T trauma
→ Not a fan of ableist passwords
→ Never know when Sirius Black is going to come in and chop off your arm
→ Hagrid's loving arbitrary boundaries
→ Crookshanks as a stand in for Hermione
→ The theme of POA is that what one person sees is not what another person sees
→ Where Snape is really coming from
→ The responsibility of taking medicatio...
→ James stans
→ Doe a deer a female deer, or really a buck
→ Big T trauma
→ Not a fan of ableist passwords
→ Never know when Sirius Black is going to come in and chop off your arm
→ Hagrid's loving arbitrary boundaries
→ Crookshanks as a stand in for Hermione
→ The theme of POA is that what one person sees is not what another person sees
→ Where Snape is really coming from
→ The responsibility of taking medicatio...
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July 1, 2023 • 148 mins
On Episode 377 we discuss...
→ "Indoor plumbing, it's going to be big"
→ When spells wear off
→ Kids jumping off random thing because they learn spells too soon
→ Harry's trunk of death
→ The Dumble Detractors
→ Barty Crouch, Jr. is a better student than Dumbledore
→ Harry is made up of emotions and strategy
→ Shamanee's Exhibit A
→ Dumbledore relates to Encanto
→ "Oh, hello"
→ Life finds a way, even in death
→ New mirror, who 'dis?
This show i...
→ "Indoor plumbing, it's going to be big"
→ When spells wear off
→ Kids jumping off random thing because they learn spells too soon
→ Harry's trunk of death
→ The Dumble Detractors
→ Barty Crouch, Jr. is a better student than Dumbledore
→ Harry is made up of emotions and strategy
→ Shamanee's Exhibit A
→ Dumbledore relates to Encanto
→ "Oh, hello"
→ Life finds a way, even in death
→ New mirror, who 'dis?
This show i...
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June 17, 2023 • 122 mins
On Episode 376 we discuss...
→ Debate on if Harry is empathetic or sympathetic
→ Trio training
→ McGonagall turning into a cat all over the place
→ Profound before bed thoughts
→ Mr. & Mrs. Whatsherface visit Mr. & Mrs. Whatshisface
→ Amos Diggory is a Dance Mom
→ The paintings: Is it alive? (TM, Noah)
→ Would anything make the Dursleys come visit Harry at Hogwarts?
→ When Harry actually became family to Molly
→ Bugs in Hermione's ha...
→ Debate on if Harry is empathetic or sympathetic
→ Trio training
→ McGonagall turning into a cat all over the place
→ Profound before bed thoughts
→ Mr. & Mrs. Whatsherface visit Mr. & Mrs. Whatshisface
→ Amos Diggory is a Dance Mom
→ The paintings: Is it alive? (TM, Noah)
→ Would anything make the Dursleys come visit Harry at Hogwarts?
→ When Harry actually became family to Molly
→ Bugs in Hermione's ha...
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June 3, 2023 • 125 mins
On Episode 375 we discuss...
→ Luna & Myrtle adventures
→ Dead child in the bathroom
→ Wizard GED
→ Ugh on Percy: plot makes him prefect
→ Hogwarts motto is: we don't care if kids are in danger
→ Nothing like a little child murder to out a fraud
→ The first appearance of Harry's signature spell
→ We all feel bad for Moaning Myrtle
→ Underground ghost world
→ The septic tank of requirement
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→ Luna & Myrtle adventures
→ Dead child in the bathroom
→ Wizard GED
→ Ugh on Percy: plot makes him prefect
→ Hogwarts motto is: we don't care if kids are in danger
→ Nothing like a little child murder to out a fraud
→ The first appearance of Harry's signature spell
→ We all feel bad for Moaning Myrtle
→ Underground ghost world
→ The septic tank of requirement
This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, i...
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May 20, 2023 • 103 mins
On Episode 374 we discuss...
→ James and Vernon's first meeting
→ Harry's lack of awareness is from the Dursleys attempt to stamp the curiosity out of him
→ The '90s housing prices make the Millennials sad
→ Let's just leave Harry at home
→ The Horcrux made Harry a different kind of baby
→ Geoff wants to be a magical cleaner
→ The purpose of a second chapter
→ None of us know Portuguese
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→ James and Vernon's first meeting
→ Harry's lack of awareness is from the Dursleys attempt to stamp the curiosity out of him
→ The '90s housing prices make the Millennials sad
→ Let's just leave Harry at home
→ The Horcrux made Harry a different kind of baby
→ Geoff wants to be a magical cleaner
→ The purpose of a second chapter
→ None of us know Portuguese
This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if yo...
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May 6, 2023 • 133 mins
On Episode 373 we discuss...
→ Bloody Harry
→ Is Rex Lea Michele?
→ Casual Tuesday at Hogwarts
→ Matchmaking Hermione
→ Dating your friend's sibling
→ Katie had one job
→ Ghosts & mortal relationships
→ Dangerous overconfidence
→ Snape's Google alerts
→ Love a good bathroom cry
→ Harry's disappointing lack of sympathy for Myrtle
→ Shocking! Rex defends Harry
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→ Bloody Harry
→ Is Rex Lea Michele?
→ Casual Tuesday at Hogwarts
→ Matchmaking Hermione
→ Dating your friend's sibling
→ Katie had one job
→ Ghosts & mortal relationships
→ Dangerous overconfidence
→ Snape's Google alerts
→ Love a good bathroom cry
→ Harry's disappointing lack of sympathy for Myrtle
→ Shocking! Rex defends Harry
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April 22, 2023 • 131 mins
On Episode 372 we discuss...
→ Molly, the spicy Gryffindor
→ Oh, my wizard god
→ What Neville's grandmother yells at him
→ Kardashians as Lockhart - is Gilderoy or Harry more famous
→ Are we a shark podcast?
→ Grace's husband, Tim Curry, or Lockhart - you decide.
→ The more last names you have the richer you are
→ Mummies or Walt Disney
→ Colin's friend crush
→ Narcissism theory
→ Grace & Kat (and Alison) wrote a book!
This show is part of...
→ Molly, the spicy Gryffindor
→ Oh, my wizard god
→ What Neville's grandmother yells at him
→ Kardashians as Lockhart - is Gilderoy or Harry more famous
→ Are we a shark podcast?
→ Grace's husband, Tim Curry, or Lockhart - you decide.
→ The more last names you have the richer you are
→ Mummies or Walt Disney
→ Colin's friend crush
→ Narcissism theory
→ Grace & Kat (and Alison) wrote a book!
This show is part of...
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April 8, 2023 • 127 mins
On Episode 371 we discuss...
→ Humans hate change
→ Did Tonks or Moody actually do anything?
→ Scrimgeour's parallel death
→ How the tables turned against Harry perhaps too quickly
→ Alison stans Ron - fight her
→ Remus is the "adult, adult"
→ Nothing is hard for Hermione
→ Heated debate on the legacy of Remus Lupin
→ Dumbledore does not owe Harry his entire story
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→ Humans hate change
→ Did Tonks or Moody actually do anything?
→ Scrimgeour's parallel death
→ How the tables turned against Harry perhaps too quickly
→ Alison stans Ron - fight her
→ Remus is the "adult, adult"
→ Nothing is hard for Hermione
→ Heated debate on the legacy of Remus Lupin
→ Dumbledore does not owe Harry his entire story
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March 25, 2023 • 131 mins
On Episode 370 we discuss...
→ Harry, the late riser
→ Introverts & Ambiverts
→ We still stan Lucius's luscious locks
→ Harry's life if he never went to Hogwarts
→ Petunia is punishing Harry for being her sister's son
→ Celebrities in the wild
→ Sports trump plants
→ (Hedwig) wants to break free
→ Aunt Marge in orbit
→ We can't not talk about trauma
→ Harry, the bad seed
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→ Harry, the late riser
→ Introverts & Ambiverts
→ We still stan Lucius's luscious locks
→ Harry's life if he never went to Hogwarts
→ Petunia is punishing Harry for being her sister's son
→ Celebrities in the wild
→ Sports trump plants
→ (Hedwig) wants to break free
→ Aunt Marge in orbit
→ We can't not talk about trauma
→ Harry, the bad seed
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March 11, 2023 • 94 mins
On Episode 369 we discuss…→ Getting lost on the way to class
→ The nightmare of flesh eating trees
→ Everything you wanted to know… and maybe not know about potatoes
→ What Hermione’s and Ron’s house looks like in the future
→ We want to know your most awkward encounter
→ Harry’s a fabulous third wheel
→ No one dates at Hogwarts
→ We love you, late bloomers
→ Everyone’s childhood is ruined
→ Harry forgets that people have other things going...
→ The nightmare of flesh eating trees
→ Everything you wanted to know… and maybe not know about potatoes
→ What Hermione’s and Ron’s house looks like in the future
→ We want to know your most awkward encounter
→ Harry’s a fabulous third wheel
→ No one dates at Hogwarts
→ We love you, late bloomers
→ Everyone’s childhood is ruined
→ Harry forgets that people have other things going...
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