Alohomora!: The Original Harry Potter Book Club
Alohomora! is the second-longest-running continuously released Harry Potter podcast and the original Harry Potter book club. Join us as we re-read the entire series, spin wild theories, and share content influenced by our love of Harry Potter. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.
Episodes
June 15, 2024 • 108 mins
On Episode 404 we discuss...
→ Nothing like a cold plunge before battle
→ Hermione breaks out the pumpkin juice
→ What dragons eat
→ Bellatrix spared
→ The average water temperature in Scotland
→ Check out SugarSpunQuills
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.
→ Nothing like a cold plunge before battle
→ Hermione breaks out the pumpkin juice
→ What dragons eat
→ Bellatrix spared
→ The average water temperature in Scotland
→ Check out SugarSpunQuills
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.
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June 8, 2024 • 109 mins
On Episode 403 we discuss...
→ When they go low, Hermione goes lower
→ Victor and Lavender should be together
→ The women are either mothers or a mess
→ Dark, Fred fanfiction
→ The twins might be psychopaths
→ Put the radishes down, Luna
→ Check out the "Noble House of Black" Series
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.
→ When they go low, Hermione goes lower
→ Victor and Lavender should be together
→ The women are either mothers or a mess
→ Dark, Fred fanfiction
→ The twins might be psychopaths
→ Put the radishes down, Luna
→ Check out the "Noble House of Black" Series
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.
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June 1, 2024 • 74 mins
On Episode 402 we discuss...
→ Eating food out of the floorboard is disgusting
→ The time Harry got food poisoning
→ Petunia is an overindulgently bad parent
→ Sassy Harry playing Vernon like a fiddle
→ Wizard superiority complex
→ Check out Critical Magical Theory
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→ Eating food out of the floorboard is disgusting
→ The time Harry got food poisoning
→ Petunia is an overindulgently bad parent
→ Sassy Harry playing Vernon like a fiddle
→ Wizard superiority complex
→ Check out Critical Magical Theory
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.
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May 25, 2024 • 138 mins
On Episode 401 we discuss...
→ The unmasking of Mrs. Figg
→ Cats and Squibs
→ Dudley's experience
→ What Petunia let slip
→ The final word
→ Why did Dumbledore choose “Remember my last” as the phrase to say to Petunia?
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→ The unmasking of Mrs. Figg
→ Cats and Squibs
→ Dudley's experience
→ What Petunia let slip
→ The final word
→ Why did Dumbledore choose “Remember my last” as the phrase to say to Petunia?
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.
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May 18, 2024 • 152 mins
On Episode 400 we discuss...
→ Everyone's hair
→ Overacting
→ How incredible the soundtrack is
→ One hundred and thirty-nine minutes of hot takes
→ That the Marauders might not be missing from the film at all
→ Behind the Wand: Stories from the Harry Potter Films
→ head over to Jordanrannells.com and use code HP25 to get 25% off
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-c...
→ Everyone's hair
→ Overacting
→ How incredible the soundtrack is
→ One hundred and thirty-nine minutes of hot takes
→ That the Marauders might not be missing from the film at all
→ Behind the Wand: Stories from the Harry Potter Films
→ head over to Jordanrannells.com and use code HP25 to get 25% off
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-c...
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May 4, 2024 • 146 mins
On Episode 399 we discuss...
→ Spoiler alert, Fred dies
→ Everyone wonders why these kids are so brave
→ Puffs is still a great play
→ Lackluster Horcrux
→ From Bianca: "The common sense that God gave a goose"
→ What could have been: Charlie's triumphant return with Norberta
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→ Spoiler alert, Fred dies
→ Everyone wonders why these kids are so brave
→ Puffs is still a great play
→ Lackluster Horcrux
→ From Bianca: "The common sense that God gave a goose"
→ What could have been: Charlie's triumphant return with Norberta
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.
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April 20, 2024 • 152 mins
On Episode 398 we discuss...
→ How the Weasleys don't care about Harry yet
→ Turquoise is an odd choice for a car
→ Lockhart is a "watered down soda"
→ We need to see the tax slips
→ So many holes in the plan
→ Ginny in the wild
→ Same day, different story
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→ How the Weasleys don't care about Harry yet
→ Turquoise is an odd choice for a car
→ Lockhart is a "watered down soda"
→ We need to see the tax slips
→ So many holes in the plan
→ Ginny in the wild
→ Same day, different story
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.
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April 6, 2024 • 117 mins
On Episode 397 we discuss...
→ Hagrid's arrested development
→ Dragon eggs
→ The actor who plays the girl in Damsel
→ Held back students
→ What is stoat?
→ Ron impresses us, again
→ Subway Cloak
→ Dragons, Lions, and Bears
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.
→ Hagrid's arrested development
→ Dragon eggs
→ The actor who plays the girl in Damsel
→ Held back students
→ What is stoat?
→ Ron impresses us, again
→ Subway Cloak
→ Dragons, Lions, and Bears
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.
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March 23, 2024 • 132 mins
On Episode 396 we discuss...
→ Molly and vehicular manslaughter
→ Grunge era, 90s' cool, Bill
→ Hermione, torn between amusement and anxiety
→ No one cares about Bertha
→ The complicated relationship between Molly, George, and Fred
→ A plea for Percy
→ Ginny is just awesome
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.
→ Molly and vehicular manslaughter
→ Grunge era, 90s' cool, Bill
→ Hermione, torn between amusement and anxiety
→ No one cares about Bertha
→ The complicated relationship between Molly, George, and Fred
→ A plea for Percy
→ Ginny is just awesome
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.
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March 9, 2024 • 115 mins
On Episode 395 we discuss...
→ How the movie did it better
→ Elves who work in houses
→ Lavender needs to read the room
→ Geoff REALLY doesn't like Cormac McLaggen
→ Snape teaches in a way that makes people remember
→ Dumbledore is the puppet master of Hagrid
→ Fred and George are smart little bullies
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.
→ How the movie did it better
→ Elves who work in houses
→ Lavender needs to read the room
→ Geoff REALLY doesn't like Cormac McLaggen
→ Snape teaches in a way that makes people remember
→ Dumbledore is the puppet master of Hagrid
→ Fred and George are smart little bullies
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.
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February 24, 2024 • 126 mins
On Episode 394 we discuss...
→ the maturity of the Trio
→ The longing tension between Harry and Ginny
→ 90s tropes
→ Everybody Loves Molly
→ "We're coming with you"
→ The number of towers at Hogwarts
→ The slimy goo inside of all of us
→ Death, Horcruxes, and the meaning of life
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.
→ the maturity of the Trio
→ The longing tension between Harry and Ginny
→ 90s tropes
→ Everybody Loves Molly
→ "We're coming with you"
→ The number of towers at Hogwarts
→ The slimy goo inside of all of us
→ Death, Horcruxes, and the meaning of life
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.
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February 10, 2024 • 154 mins
On Episode 393 we discuss...
→ Voldemort's soft launch
→ Dueling clubs to get back in practice
→ Instructional DVDs
→ Hugs for Harry
→ In our feelings
→ Street cred for Filch
→ Summer break plans at Hogwarts
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.
→ Voldemort's soft launch
→ Dueling clubs to get back in practice
→ Instructional DVDs
→ Hugs for Harry
→ In our feelings
→ Street cred for Filch
→ Summer break plans at Hogwarts
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.
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January 27, 2024 • 123 mins
On Episode 392 we discuss...
→ Moaning Myrtle just a lonely child
→ Piggy Wiggly
→ Filch's redemption
→ Cats chose violence
→ Fleur might be a big softy
→ Snape's store of potion ingredients
→ Le-ion
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.
→ Moaning Myrtle just a lonely child
→ Piggy Wiggly
→ Filch's redemption
→ Cats chose violence
→ Fleur might be a big softy
→ Snape's store of potion ingredients
→ Le-ion
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.
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January 13, 2024 • 169 mins
On Episode 391 we discuss...
→ Best line: "Your hand is all sweaty"
→ Wizard plummers
→ Menacing ellipses
→ Pausing for effect
→ Voldemort is a dramatic B
→ The adventures of Tommy and Bianca
→ Grace Candido-Beecher shout out
→ Fawkes or convenient plot point
→ It's not weird, it's funny
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.
→ Best line: "Your hand is all sweaty"
→ Wizard plummers
→ Menacing ellipses
→ Pausing for effect
→ Voldemort is a dramatic B
→ The adventures of Tommy and Bianca
→ Grace Candido-Beecher shout out
→ Fawkes or convenient plot point
→ It's not weird, it's funny
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.
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December 30, 2023 • 140 mins
On Episode 390 we discuss...
→ Adverbs and potentially bad writing
→ Sprouting it all up
→ Prophetic knives
→ Unbreakable Vows as kids
→ The origins of oranges in stockings and Saint Nick
→ Chris Tingle
→ In-depth look at godparents
→ Christmas time with Fleur
Read below to for information on how to contact our guest, Emily Strand.
Her website is emilystrand.com and my Academia.edu site is here: https://carmelcollege.academia.edu/EmilyStrand
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→ Adverbs and potentially bad writing
→ Sprouting it all up
→ Prophetic knives
→ Unbreakable Vows as kids
→ The origins of oranges in stockings and Saint Nick
→ Chris Tingle
→ In-depth look at godparents
→ Christmas time with Fleur
Read below to for information on how to contact our guest, Emily Strand.
Her website is emilystrand.com and my Academia.edu site is here: https://carmelcollege.academia.edu/EmilyStrand
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December 16, 2023 • 139 mins
On Episode 389 we discuss...
→ Let's go to the hospital
→ Hermione puts the "camp" in camping
→ McGonagall's Caturday with Mrs. Morris
→ Dumbledore's Pager
→ Festive in death
→ Accio baby
→ Portrait powers activate!
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.
→ Let's go to the hospital
→ Hermione puts the "camp" in camping
→ McGonagall's Caturday with Mrs. Morris
→ Dumbledore's Pager
→ Festive in death
→ Accio baby
→ Portrait powers activate!
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.
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December 2, 2023 • 140 mins
On Episode 388 we discuss...
→ Cringe moments from our past as teens
→ Professor Bitter at the holiday staff meeting
→ Go forth and find a partner, McGonagall
→ What happened to pogs?
→ Patty Parkinson
→ Drawn out drumrolls
→ Holding out for Harry
→ Dialogue Alley Podcast
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.
→ Cringe moments from our past as teens
→ Professor Bitter at the holiday staff meeting
→ Go forth and find a partner, McGonagall
→ What happened to pogs?
→ Patty Parkinson
→ Drawn out drumrolls
→ Holding out for Harry
→ Dialogue Alley Podcast
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.
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November 18, 2023 • 132 mins
On Episode 387 we discuss...
→ We are not a fishing podcast
→ Also not on Shark Tank
→ People just don't go out and get tents
→ Grawp Pt. 2
→ Ronald Weasley and the checked privilege
→ Desk Pig all over again
→ Why did the Trio catch a pike of all things?
→ If Ron and Hermione's relationship will stand the test of time
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402...
→ We are not a fishing podcast
→ Also not on Shark Tank
→ People just don't go out and get tents
→ Grawp Pt. 2
→ Ronald Weasley and the checked privilege
→ Desk Pig all over again
→ Why did the Trio catch a pike of all things?
→ If Ron and Hermione's relationship will stand the test of time
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402...
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November 4, 2023 • 98 mins
On Episode 386 we discuss...
→ XoXo,Gossip Girl
→ Who's playing the long game?
→ Pansy Parkinson is Draco
→ Nerf balls and teachers
→ Harry is not James
→ Paw print in the sky
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.
→ XoXo,Gossip Girl
→ Who's playing the long game?
→ Pansy Parkinson is Draco
→ Nerf balls and teachers
→ Harry is not James
→ Paw print in the sky
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-potter-book-club--5016402/support.
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October 21, 2023 • 126 mins
On Episode 385 we discuss...
→ Americans don't know what "punting" means
→ It's a good episode to be Ron lover
→ Passive agressive professors
→ The twins are really smart
→ the nightmare of teacups with legs
→ Everyone is worried about Harry's restless sleep
→ We are not a Twilight podcast
→ What came first, Hogwarts or the forest?
→ Free Grawp
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-...
→ Americans don't know what "punting" means
→ It's a good episode to be Ron lover
→ Passive agressive professors
→ The twins are really smart
→ the nightmare of teacups with legs
→ Everyone is worried about Harry's restless sleep
→ We are not a Twilight podcast
→ What came first, Hogwarts or the forest?
→ Free Grawp
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/alohomora-the-original-harry-...
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