Congratulations, Planet World

I don’t know if Trump fixed the Middle East… but it’s been three whole days since anyone launched a holy war. That’s gotta count for something. Join me (Matt McKinley), Aaron, Rob, and Tim as we recap one of the most chaotic weeks in recent geopolitical history with all the grace of a softball team that hasn’t played in eight years. Israel’s blowing up Iranian nuclear sites, Trump’s mashing Diet Coke buttons, Rob’s getting pegged by MTG in a hypothetical sex-for-peace deal, and somehow, we're still managing to laugh through the apocalypse. We break down: 🇮🇱 Israel's surprise offensive on Iran (and why submarines might be cooler than we thought) 💣 Trump’s two-minute pressers and “obliterated” diplomacy 🤡 JD Vance’s nuclear button story & Rob’s slow descent into Trump-induced Stockholm syndrome 🏆 A Nobel Peace Prize for the guy who dropped 30,000 lb bunker busters? 🎯 Libertarians, regime change, and Captain Hindsight syndrome 👖 MTG, BJ buttons, and the congressional thirst trap that broke Rob 🧠 Biden’s slow fade and the myth of media objectivity 🕵️‍♂️ Conspiracy theories ranging from Iranian succession to Nazi villages in Argentina And as always, the worst takes, best dick jokes, and absolutely zero journalistic integrity. Timestamps: (00:00) – Welcome to Death of Fun: Beer boots & corn-brained intros (03:12) – Israel vs Iran: Did Trump actually broker peace? (09:27) – Rob's disappearing act and his suspicious Middle East timing (15:40) – JD Vance presses the Diet Coke button (18:10) – The BJ Button: our first podcast merch idea (24:33) – Libertarian logic vs. reality (and why it doesn’t work mid-bombing) (32:48) – Iron Dome questions, Jewish space lasers, and weather control (41:00) – Gaza, genocide logistics & dark humor detours (52:55) – Marjorie Taylor Greene and the pegging proposition (01:02:13) – Three days without Armageddon: why Trump might actually get a Peace Prize (01:14:44) – Kremlin paperwork, Putin’s stickler side, and DJ Khaled for Ayatollah? (01:26:30) – Biden farts, Alzheimer’s, and Jill’s phone book (01:42:40) – Battle Europa, Nazi propaganda, and Mexican white supremacists (01:53:12) – Six countries in two years: Israel’s paranoia problem (02:05:19) – When Jews meet the Westboro Baptists: The Jewish Power Party (02:14:47) – Hitler’s plan B, U.S. meddling, and the Cold War industrial bank (02:26:00) – Will the peace hold? Or will the nukes start flying by Friday? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices