Clownfish TV Podcasts

Hold the phone. Paramount Skydance is appealing to shareholders to make a hostile takeover of WBD from Netflix -- with Saudi money. Will they be successful? Well, it's pretty clear Trump favors Paramount because of his ties to the Ellisons, but any deal depends on clearing regulatory hurdles. And what is leftwing Hollywood to do?On one hand, Netflix could end theaters.On the other, Trump's friends and the Saudis.Life is ful...

Great Gerwig's Narnia reboot will not be your grandmother's Narnia, will change the world, and will feature music by The Doors and Pink Floyd... in a story set in the 1950s. Also, Aslan is probably a chick now.I'm sure this is going to be a MASSIVE hit with longtime fans of Narnia. Absolutely.Watch this podcast episode on YouTube and all major podcast hosts including Spotify.CLOWNFISH TV is an independent, opinionated n...

What do Gen Z men REALLY want? To bring back old tech, and to unplug from the internet. Who can blame them?Gen Z wants cameras, retro games, records and CDs... and they want them to be offline. So let's talk about why this is happening, and if it'll extend to other generations as well. We can only hope...Watch this podcast episode on YouTube and all major podcast hosts including Spotify.CLOWNFISH TV is an independent, opini...

Paramount's new mantra is that they want to make MONEY and are focusing on apolitical action films and tentpoles... and the Hollywood media are BIG MAD about it.We talk about how they dumped the head of animation behind Seth Rogen's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and how outraged the media is that they hired guys like John Lasseter.This is the new reality, Hollywood. And it'll get worse if Netflix buys Warner Bros. -- gu...

Sydney Sweeney Derangement Syndrome is in full swing. We're unpacking the latest wave of online outrage targeting the Euphoria star's fashion choices. It all kicked off with her appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon in a structured red dress and sleek blonde bob, sparking backlash from terminally online activists accusing her of a "Republican" or "MAGA" aesthetic, comparing her to a Fox Ne...

Pantone has chosen 'Cloud Dancer' as its 2026 color of the year, and activists are absolutely melting down because it's a shade of WHITE. And that means Pantone is racist... or something. The overreactions on Bluesky are absolutely on-brand.Watch this podcast episode on YouTube and all major podcast hosts including Spotify.CLOWNFISH TV is an independent, opinionated news and commentary podcast that covers Entertainment ...

Metroid Prime 4: Beyond is under fire for locking music beyond an amiibo paywall, and featuring an open world where Samus travels over sand on a motorcycle (uhhhh.) Oh, and one of the levels looks like a big pink... v word. Is this intentional? Well, the writer was allegedly an activist who kept pushing for Samus to be trans, sooooo...? But you're NOT allowed to criticize this game AT ALL or the Nintendo stans will jump down yo...

Star Trek: Starfleet Academy looks like pure @$$. But Paramount is still determined to release it, despite rumors that's it's already been cancelled before the first episode airs.So will the Ellisons wipe out the JJ Abrams era completely? That's the rumor -- Bad Robot is officially DONE. I guess we'll wait and see, but if the franchise is getting a reboot, it can't happen soon enough.Watch this podcast episode o...

Paramount Skydance is NOT happy about Netflix potentially buying Warner Bros., and now there's a threat of a hostile takeover! Speaking of hostile, Jane Fonda says this deal is a "threat to democracy." And it's only the day after the deal was announced. We have YEARS of this.Watch this podcast episode on YouTube and all major podcast hosts including Spotify.CLOWNFISH TV is an independent, opinionated news and comm...

Microsoft is dropping several of the DEI programs they've had in place for a decade, and some employees are complaining bitterly to the media about it. Microsoft will no longer force employees to explain how they helped DEI in the workforce at performance reviews... but why WOULD they? Disgruntled Microsoft workers are shocked to learn that the wokeness was performative, and it's outlived its usefulness. Perish the thought....

Netflix is buying Warner Bros for a reported $83 BILLION, and it will change Hollywood forever. Will Netflix stay true to its word and still release WB movies theatrically, or will they pull the rug out from underneath directors after the ink has dried and the dust has settled? We'll have to wait and see...Watch this podcast episode on YouTube and all major podcast hosts including Spotify.CLOWNFISH TV is an independent, opinion...

According to Matrix co-creator Lilly Wachowski, the right co-opts pop culture because "this is what fascism does." "They appropriate left-wing points of view and they mutate them for their own propaganda, to obfuscate what the real message is. This is what fascism does. And so, of course that’s going to happen.”Never mind that many franchises have been appropriated by the far left in recent years, but... WHATEVER. Ob...

Netflix is buying Warner Bros for almost $83 BILLION and now that the shock has worn off, people are wondering how it will impact DC Comics (the publisher) and Cartoon Network. And the truth is... it probably won't benefit either one of them. Netflix is not in the paper magazine business, and Cartoon Network could get folded into Netflix Animation. So let's talk about this...Watch this podcast episode on YouTube and all maj...

Phoebe Waller-Bridge's Tomb Raider series on Amazon will reportedly see the entire franchise reimagined for modern audiences. Let me guess -- no more raiding tombs? No more... jiggle physics? And terrible, cringe humor? This thing might be DOA. RIP Lara Croft. She had a good run.Watch this podcast episode on YouTube and all major podcast hosts including Spotify.CLOWNFISH TV is an independent, opinionated news and commentary pod...

Expect a kinder, gentler... more FEMININE... He-Man in the upcoming live-action movie. Maybe. The star of the movie just said that his reimagined take on He-Man is like "a handshake between masculinity and femininity."So now we really have to wonder how good this movie will be, and whether or not He-Man will be, uh, manly. Also, Jared Leto.Watch this podcast episode on YouTube and all major podcast hosts including Spotify...

Micron has announced that they're shutting down their Crucial RAM division -- the division that makes consumer grade RAM -- to chase after AI. And now it's very likely that PC builds are going to absolutely SKYROCKET. Or people will just go back to retro gaming. Watch this podcast episode on YouTube and all major podcast hosts including Spotify.CLOWNFISH TV is an independent, opinionated news and commentary podcast that cov...

Warner Bros. could get sold to the Ellisons at (Paramount Skydance) with the Saudis going in on it, and the leftwing media is NOT happy. They're already having a hard time coping with Bari Weiss being in charge of CBS News, and this could potentially put her in charge of CNN as well. OOF.Another contender is Netflix, and James Cameron isn't happy about that one because he thinks that will be the end of theatrical.Watch this...

Hollywood was doling out massive multi-million dollar deals during the streaming era, and now that's crashing to a halt. We talk about the showrunner of 'white Horse,' '47 Ronin' director Carl Rinsch, who is looking at PRISON TIME for taking MILLIONS from Netflix and never delivering a series to them.Could Hollywood execs start cracking down on some of the celebrities who got massive multimillion dollar deals li...

Disney is searching for its next CEO, and the announcement will reportedly happen in early 2026. However, it still sounds like Bob Iger is going to hang around indefinitely and make the new Disney CEO an "apprentice."See also: Bob Chapek.So the more things change, the more they DON'T. Watch this podcast episode on YouTube and all major podcast hosts including Spotify.CLOWNFISH TV is an independent, opinionated news an...