Dueling Ogres

Dueling Ogres

Prepare yourselves for a battle of epic proportions between two titans! Feast upon their voices and revel in their words. This is Dueling Ogres! A no-holds-barred podcast about anything under the sun that could be discussed by two nerds (Brandon and Remington) with too much time on their hands! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll troll them for cookies. They probably won't make you any, though.

Episodes

April 5, 2022 87 min

A Riddle for Batman: I am the reason you run. I am the reason you scream. I am the cause of your pain, and only death will set you free from me. What am I?

https://youtu.be/BIyn5Y4meZo

00:00:00:00 Intro 00:00:54:08 Dialogue 00:12:15:10 Vampire Squid Fossil Record gets Kicked Back a few Million Years 00:20:02:19 Largest Aztec Temple Decorated with Starfish 00:28:00:23 The Japanese Killing Stone Cracked! Spirit nowhere to be f...

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A.A. Milne's Winnie the Pooh enters public domain, so Rem takes a stab at a new voice for the titular character! Lets just say it's uhhh....it's something else.

0:00:00 Intro 0:00:54 Dialogue 0:07:39 Fuck You, Jeff Bezos - funny moment 0:14:38 Rem's a Southern Gentlemen - funny moment 0:24:44 Ponderous Penis - funny moment 0:28:59 Dungeons & Dragons Musical - Here there be Dragons 0:30:28 Brandon Hates - Ruining...

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February 10, 2022 90 min

Bucky talks about Tolkein, Brandon talks about pickled babies, and Rem gets hungry! All this and more on your favorite podcast: Dueling Ogres!

GoFundMe for cartoonist JD Williamson: https://www.gofundme.com/f/cartoonist-james-jd-williamson-has-leukemia

0:00:00 Intro 0:00:55 Dialogue 0:21:29 Discovery of first known pregnant mummy (pickled babies...for the SEO) 0:24:54 Bucky's not-so-spoiler-free Spiderman: No Way Home review 0...

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December 27, 2021 54 min

Today we talk about console creators, octopuses, artificial intelligence, and Einstein! Does Remington even do anything around here?!

0:00:00 Intro Music 0:00:55 Dialogue 0:18:51 Masayuki Uemura, Creator of the NES and SNES, Dies at 78 0:24:38 Octopuses, Squids and Lobsters Could Become 'Sentient Beings' in the UK 0:32:05 US Judge Rules Only Humans, Not AI, Can Get Patents 0:43:07 Einstein’s Rare Handwritten Notes Sell For ...

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November 20, 2021 106 min

To paraphrase the old man from Monty Python and the Holy Grail during the "Bring out your dead!" scene, we're not dead and we feel happy! We feel happy!!

0:00:00 Intro 0:00:55 Opening Discussion 0:12:13 Mario movie with Chris Pratt as Mario?! 0:21:07 Blade Runner getting animated spinoff 0:25:40 That 90s Show 0:29:35 Bucky's Venom 2 thoughts 0:36:16 Squid Game 0:43:22 Ghostbusters Afterlife screening 0:46:55 Gary Ol...

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September 24, 2021 109 min

Our top story: Why on Earth would Mt Dew make a Flamin' Hot Cheeto inspired Mt Dew?! Find out this and more on Dueling Ogres!

0:17:04 Mountain Dew Flamin' Hot Flavor Unveiled. 0:18:28 Broken Promises Clothing Brand 0:25:25 Magic the Gathering Secret Layers Fortnite Set? Why!? 0:33:25 Netflix To Add Games To Their Service AT NO EXTRA COST! 0:35:41 The Joker Virus Returns In All Its App-Ridden Virulent Glory. 0:45:48 FF14 Dir...

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The guys are joined once again by the honorable and forthright Viscount Terry W Ervin II, author of the First Civilization's Legacy high-fantasy series, Crax War Chronicles sci-fi series, and the Monsters, Maces, and Magic LitRPG series!

0:00:00 Intro 0:00:55 Dialogue 0:07:39 History Buff 0:14:33 Revived 0:16:50 Guild Discussion 0:20:13 Lit RPG Definition 0:31:57 JR Davis 0:34:05 Page Count 0:42:14 Every Book is Someone's F...

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July 31, 2021 102 min

Bucky joins the fellas to defend his beloved Tolkien lore that we butchered last episode and Brandon is promised hobbit dong! There's also other WAY more interesting stories ahead! Stay tuned!

0:00:00 Intro 0:00:54 Dialogue 0:13:25 Antonio Banderas 0:18:15 Christopher Judge Voicing Black Panther 0:24:03 Nexus Mods Collections 0:30:26 Steam Deck 0:39:40 Elgato? El Gato! 0:50:37 Bitcoin Farm Raided 0:55:33 Deadpool Joins MCU 0:56...

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July 18, 2021 79 min

A mystifying petition has been created in a drunken haze to coerce Jeff Bezos into consuming the Mona Lisa! Wait, before or after he goes to space?! #GobbleDaLisa!

0:14:13 #GobbleDaLisa 0:21:37 Amazon Anti-Trust 0:28:05 The Bigs 0:34:35 Russian Game Show Contestant in China 0:39:14 SPAAACE NEEEWWSS!!! 0:39:28 SpaceX launches carpool of 88 satellites into space! 0:45:42 Jeff Bezos going to space soon 0:47:56 Giant Arc 0:54:22 Batman...

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July 1, 2021 121 min

The guys may never be royals, but if you give them enough money, they'll buy the Queen's Wii!

 0:00:00 Intro 0:00:54 Dialogue 0:22:49 Golden Wii 0:33:43 Amazon's Lord of the Rings 0:43:05 Target stops selling Pokemon cards 0:52:31 Cowboy Bebop 1:00:43 Munsters Movie 1:03:46 Mike Myers Netflix 1:10:26 Trailer round-up 1:25:53 Star Wars Bad Batch 1:28:26 Batwing to CW 1:31:52 Sierra News 1:33:29 Ratchet and Clank 1:38:24 ...

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We're back again! Yes, I'm aware that this is over a month old. I'm a terrible person for making you wait this long, and I am most sincerely sorry. We were doing research on Mars, honest!

Wish us luck for faster turnarounds!

0:00:00 Intro 0:00:54 Intro dialogue 0:20:27 The new US environmental plan 0:28:01 Several high profile companies join Anheuser-Busch Inbev's sustainable supply chain excelerator 0:35:53 Exxon M...

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April 19, 2021 92 min

Tons of movie news in this week's episode, including Pierce Brosnan playing Doctored Fate...err, Doctor Fate! That's a sexy man behind that gold helmet!

0:00:00 Intro 0:00:54 Dialogue 0:18:24 John Wick Franchise Writer to Pen D&D TV Series 0:18:37 MTG to Release Forgotten Realms Set 0:23:12 RPG Microscope 0:27:35 Justice League Fans Watching JL Gray Over and Over Again. 0:39:06 European Union Wants Many GPUs to Create R...

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March 21, 2021 97 min

We start this week's episode with space news, then we get down and dirty on D&D followed by a flash of favorable fables!

00:00 Intro 0:00:55 Opening Dialogue 0:16:50 Asteroid to pass Earth March 21st 0:23:08 Vermont Meteor 0:28:23 Canadian space firm to launch space junk tracking network 0:36:08 Seed bank on moon? 0:45:15 D&D movie to feature Chris Pine and Hugh grant 0:53:12 Audible links for Terry and JR Davis 0:58:28...

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February 12, 2021 100 min

Bucky's back to bring the brevity to this long outtake of a show! Actually, after editing, it was pretty good. Pacing is important!

0:13:49 Lucasfilm bringing back Lucasfilm Games brand 0:14:50 Bethesda announces new Indiana Jones title 0:22:33 New Knights of the Old Republic in development - which would make Old Republic canon 0:25:27 Star Wars' Ahsoka alternate reality theory 0:29:58 Bucky's future Marvel lineup insig...

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January 28, 2021 109 min

Our top story is about a Danish man and his wing-dang doodle! Did we mention this is a kids show called John Dillermand? You've got questions? Well...so do we!

0:11:18 Danish kid's show John Dillermand about a man and his pee-pee! 0:21:35 D&D Candlekeep Mysteries 0:38:04 Steam's crazy 2020 increase 0:46:32 Chis Evans to reprise Cap in MCU? 0:50:02 Miles Morales Spiderman to revisit the Clone Saga 0:52:20 Rare Batman...

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This week is an extra-long episode, but the big highlight is Brandon dropping some KFC tech on Rem with a massive, hammering blow!

0:28:36 James Gunn confirms R rating for Suicide Squad – remember the empanadas! 0:32:33 Wonder Woman closes in on 30M 0:35:36 WB greenlights Wonder Woman 3 despite meh reviews 0:36:32 Wandavision trailer impressions 0:38:19 Upcoming Marvel stuff 0:40:25 Ming Na Wen fangirls over working with Mark Hamil...

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December 20, 2020 75 min

Rem tells us how he REALLY feels about Ducktales' cancellation and brings back some SPAAAAAAAACE NEEEEEEEEEEEWS!

0:16:31 COVID talk 0:28:47 HBO Max getting WB movies 0:30:08 Wonder Woman 84 christmas day 0:30:44 Trigun on hulu 0:34:30 Cyberpunk 2077 release 0:38:31 New technology to scan unexplored ocean depths 0:46:04 James Patrick The Kaiju Score 0:48:05 Ducktales reboot cancelled 0:49:24 The Tick cancellation 0:52:12 Out of ...

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Brandon and Rem are back with their Halloween episode featuring an interview with David C. Hayes (appearing for his second time)!

The guys also raise the stakes with a history of vampires!

Remember to go to your local comic shop to pre-order Dial P for Peanuts!

Previous Episode with David C. Hayes

Episode 112: David C. Hayes – I am the Wolfman, I am the Swamp Thing https://www.duelingogres.com/ep112-david-c-hayes-wolfman-swamp-thi...

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September 11, 2020 107 min

Much like Bill and Ted Face the Music, the ogres finally return for another glorious episode!

A few corrections: Samara Weaving is NOT Hugo Weaving's daughter, but niece. Remington is an idiot. He also mispronounced "Dororo," because he, as established, is an idiot. Also, don't let them talk to you (the listener) that way! Leave comments and buy merch (link below, advertising, amiright?) so you can prove them wrong!

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Oh man! It's been a long time, but we're back for the moment. This interview with RPG creator Chris Sevaldsen was recorded over a month ago, but Rem had to focus on a bunch of life stuff before he could get to editing, and Brandon stayed home so we didn't die of COVID.

Chris Sevaldsen is the creator of Black Void - the esoteric TTRPG. He joins us today to talk about life, gaming, and his new supplement "Dark Dealing...

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