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April 14, 2025 22 mins

Stuff To Do, Esther's Excursions, Practical Yoga, & The Cruelest Cookie

Get ready for a wild ride at the Albatros Cafe, part of the Electric Secrets variety podcast!

This episode, hosted by the ever-humorous Marty Merman at the Albatross Cafe, delivers a mix of cringe-worthy tasks, local adventures, and quirky wellness routines.

In Marty’s segment, “Stuff To Do,” he tackles a long-overdue doctor’s order with a “Colo Bowl” kit, leading to hilariously awkward moments as he navigates the instructions with zero chill. Meanwhile, Marty’s mom, Esther, hits the streets of Schleboygan, New Jersey, for “Esther’s Excursions,” where she critiques a new historical mural with savage wit, questioning everything from wheat fields to a suspiciously placed “sex worker” figure. Rounding it out, Agnes brings the chaos with her “Practical Yoga Routine,” turning a beginner’s lesson into a sweaty, sassy spectacle involving cat-cow meows and a tree pose takedown. Plus, a bizarre ad from Marty’s German cousin Helmut plugs his documentary, The Cruelest Cookie, exposing the dark underbelly of Girl Scout cookie sales. Expect laughs, absurdity, and a touch of Schleboygan charm in this unmissable episode!

This episode is presented by MonsterVox Productions. All persons in this podcast are fictional, and resemblance to any person living or dead, is purely coincidental and not intended by the creator.

About Scott

Scott Leon Smith has worked as a professional actor and director for nearly 25 years in a variety of genres. He earned his Master of Fine Arts in Acting at West Virginia University, where he studied under alumni of the prestigious American Conservatory in San Francisco. He honed his craft in Chicago as part of A Crew of Patches, a traveling theatre company that performed Shakespeare for students. Scott is CEO of Monstervox Productions, where he helps clients by providing specialized voice-over work for advertising, audiobooks, eLearning, & instructional videos.

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