Joel's New Show! Florida Man News

Hey everybody, it's Joel.

I wanted to thank you all for listening to Florida Men, and let you know that I have a new podcast called Florida Man News. It's on the Florida Podcast Network and you can find it in your favorite podcast app. It's a bit different format from Florida Men, but it's the same crazy Florida Man and Florida Woman stories.

Episode 1 of Florida Man News releases Friday, April 22nd, but I've got a preview for you now. To hear more, just search for Florida Man News in your podcast app and follow or subscribe now so you get the first episode right away.

Thanks for listening to this highlight clip for Florida Man News.

You can subscribe/follow here: https://linktr.ee/flmannews

Episode Transcript

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Hey, everybody's Joel. I wantedto thank you all for listening to Florida
Men and let you know that Ihave a new podcast called Florida Man News.
It's on the Florida Podcast Network andyou can find it in your favorite
podcast app right now. It's abit different format from Florida Men, but
it's the same crazy Florida Man andFlorida Woman stories. Episode one of Florida

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Man News releases Friday, but I'vegot a preview for you right now.
To hear more. Just search forFlorida Man News and your podcast app and
follow or subscribe now so you getthe first episode right away. Thanks for
listening. And here's that highlight clipfor Florida Man News the Florida Podcast Network,

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the Voice of Florida. This isFlorida Man News, the worst headlines
from the Sunshine State on the FloridaPodcast Network. I'm your host, Joel

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Lownes. What kind of Florida Bendo you find the most fascinating jewel our
Florida women? You know, FloridaMen, Florida women. The most interesting
is when they come up with somethingso off the wall that you couldn't have
predicted. The man first noticed theunwanted toilet intruder out of the corner of

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his eye when he went to thebathroom to brush his teeth, which is
one of the more fortunate activities topartake in when noticing an iguana in your
commode. It was so big,it was not submerged completely in the water,
and it's got that tail that whipsback and forth, the man said.
Dressed in protective clothing and gloves,and with the encouragement from his family,

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he went to fish it out,but it kept swimming back down,
eluding capture. Three days later healmost got it. Three days three quote.
I was able to grab him byhis back legs and part of the
tail. Unfortunately, I was leftwith a handful of tail. As he
explained, the tale broke off inhis hand. He rushed it outside as

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it was still moving. Fordamn Newsstrongly suggests listeners verify that their own sewage
e vents are similarly guarded against inquisitivelizards. Twenty one year old Kendall Maybury,
winner of the two thousand and oneMost Florida Name Ever award, was
confronted by Lake County deputies as shestrolled bottomless from the bathroom of a Umatilla

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Circle case store. Maybrey responded thatanother deputy had told her, quote it
was fine to do that. Whileinterviewing the well ventilated exhibitionist, the hyper
osmiac deputy noticed an odor of alcoholfrom the young woman's breath and of marijuana
from her car. Maybury did notindicate whether she was quote hot boxing,

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or if that contributed to her hotbox needing to be aired out. After
asking the suspect to repants, thedeputy arrested her for disorderly intoxication. There
were no charges faced by Maybury's associatesBrandon Orlando, Davy, Saint Cloud,
and Tammy Ammi. The victim saidhe will never forget what happened Tuesday night,

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after his Lamborghini URIs worth over twohundred thousand dollars, was taken from
his Miami Beach home. Quote.I'm in my home. I hear this
thing start up. I look outthe window and I see somebody driving it
away. I got on the scooterwent after the guy, unquote, said
the Florida man. This sentence indicateshe either overpaid for the Lambo or overestimated

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his scooter drive having proficiency Welcome toFlorida people. Man, Joel, you
are going to bring such great humorto this platform. I cannot wait.
You know, we're all about havingfun on Florida Podcast Network, and a
lot of times that means book andfun of ourselves. So you're gonna lead

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the charge with this show. It'sgonna be an incredible, incredible ride.
I can only imagine all the bumpswe're gonna hit along the way, but
it's gonna be so much fun.That's the news from the shady side of
the Sunshine State. We'll be backnext week with another heaping pile of Florida

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Man News. All right, wellthat's just a taste of what is in
store for you on Florida Man News. Just a reminder, it's not going
to be in this feed. You'regonna have to resubscribe or refollow. The
news show is called Florida Man Newsand that's in your favorite podcast app.
Thanks again listening, Thanks for wildstaying subscribed all these these last couple of

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years while Phil and I have beenon permanent I guess now vacation. I
really appreciate you sticking around and uh, well, one last time for old
Time's sake, here's the ballot ofFlorida Man. Florida Man, Florida Man.
It might be crazy, might bestupid. He's a Florida Man.

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He's got his feet in the sunwhile he works on his pan. He's
got an annual pass to Disky Land. He drinks his fear from a can.
He lives in his fan. It'sa mobile tiny house inside. He's
Florida Man, Florida Man. Mightbe crazy, might be stupid. He's

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a Florida Man. Florida Man.He's a dumb ass, but we loving
Me's a Horrida Man.