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June 26, 2025 68 mins

With nothing better to do while waiting for a meetup, Data and Geordi fuck off in the holodeck to kill some time. But when Dirty Doctor Pulaski pushes Geordi to do the "create a holodeck nemesis to outsmart Data" TikTok Challenge, shit goes sideways. Does Pulaski EVER apologize? How long can you store a hologram on a floppy disk? Why don't the people running NuTrek™ see that filler bottle episodes like this give us time to breathe and develop characters and their relationships and stop trying to save the whole ass universe every episode?

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  • 13:20 - Teaser
  • 19:32 - Act 1
  • 26:25 - Act 2
  • 36:03 - Act 3
  • 42:07 - Act 4
  • 47:50 - Act 5
  • 54:10 - Humanist Themes
  • 1:00:19 - Patron Shout Outs
  • 1:02:25 - Starfleet Academy Cadet Challenge
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