Our POoRCHoices the Podcast

Our POoRCHoices the Podcast

Our POoRCHoices the Podcast is a weekly comedy show where long time friends get together to discuss absurd situations, movies, and random topics that will likely prove to be poor choices. Listen in each week as Corporal, Commando, Sarcastro, Fatty, and Banky pick apart life's best and worst decisions and look for the humor in the world.

Episodes

May 19, 2025 84 mins

This week the gang learns you can't fix stupid with news stories of people making some significantly poor choices including a teacher, the son of a defensive coordinator, and a hiker on Mt. Fuji.  

Sarcastro & Fatty have a mutual poor choice in going to the movies with their kids and Commando learns a valuable lesson in appliance maintenance. 

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar). 

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This week the fellas discuss various cocktails and spirits they enjoy, or don't.  Fatty shares his very loose recipie for a what's basically a hillbilly beverage.  Then the group comes up with a plan to make a terrible business plan to introduce a new alcoholic beverage in the market. 

 

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar). 

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Welcome to the The First Ones, an Our POoRCHoices podcast.  On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape.

This month Sarcastro selected the late 80's show, My Secret Identity, starring a young Jerry O'Connell just three...

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This week the whole gang joins in for the kick off of season five where they discuss Sarcastro getting minorly assaulted by Prince Sarcastro and Fatty starting a new fat guy themed line of tactical training and cooling garments.   The poor choices made this week have Commando underestimating the time and distance of a family hike and Banky spending too much time in the direct sun doing the very mininal amount of physical activity w...

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April 28, 2025 65 mins

 This week the whole gang gathers around to talk about what they currently are enjoying on the vairous streaming services as well as shows they wish they could forget and watch again for the first time and some shows that they would like to see. 

 

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

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April 21, 2025 88 mins

This week it's poor choice on top of poor choice with Fatty coming in clutch with three this week, Banky winding up in a crap situation and Commando recalling the time he nearly lost a toe.  

 

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

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April 14, 2025 82 mins

This week Commando, Sarcastro, Fatty, and Banky discuss beating up their livers, making plans to check out a monthly wrestling event at the farmer's market they used to frequent in their youth (am some still do) and the option to have Banky's wedding during one of those events and having it catered by one of the eateries in the market.  

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

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April 7, 2025 86 mins

This week Commando and Fatty talk about their experiences with a couple BINGO events at some local social clubs and the small games of chance that are very present at many social clubs in their area of Pennsylvania. 

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

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April 2, 2025 38 mins

Welcome to the The First Ones, an Our POoRCHoices podcast.  On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape.

This month on The First Ones, Sarcastro is joined by Fatty and Banky to talk about The Facts of Life which Sarca...

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The gang gets together to discuss the events of their annual Guys Weekend (or basically Guys Half Week) trip at Fatty's cabin where it was the closest they ever came to being able to have the Weekend at Bernie's experience.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

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March 24, 2025 77 mins

This week the whole gang gathers around to discuss items they have on their bucket lists from a quiet day at home alone, to getting to see the northern (and southern lights), riding in a blimp, flying a plane and more.  

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

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March 17, 2025 82 mins

This week Sarcastro, Fatty, and Banky discuss Fatty's recent trip to the Adirondack Mountains which kicks off a discussion of places each of them would like to live and defintely some places they wouldn't for a variety of reasons.  

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

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March 10, 2025 56 mins

This week the gang tries to understand the slang that the children of today are using based on a conversation Sarcastro had with Prince Sarcastro.  This pushes them to turn to the internet for insight on the cool words and phrases of today before getting asked the greatest question of all from The Boy when Fatty calls him while recording the show to see if he had some insight on what some of the words mean. 

The poor choice this w...

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Welcome to the The First Ones an Our POoRCHoices podcast.  On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape.

This month on The First Ones, Sarcastro is joined by Corporal Fatty, Banky to discuss the first episode of Andy R...

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This week Corporal, Sarcastro and Banky talk about burning the candle at both ends and the fact that "the big game" is played on a Sunday evening/night instead of a Sunday afternoon or maybe even a Saturday so the Monday after isn't so exhuasting.   They share their experiences of the way that third shift work took it out of them for various reasons.

They also discuss the absurd types of sports betting and how pretty much anything...

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February 24, 2025 106 mins

This week Commando, Sarcastro, Fatty, and Banky discuss getting ready for the 2025 Porch Guys Weekend at Fatty's cabin including not having the television accessible this time and finding the right old fashioned recipe to kick off the opening night festivities.  What sorts of things to cook, like wings of science, ribs and grazing foods instead of a proper meal since it seems to go wasted when they get wasted.  

In the real of poo...

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February 17, 2025 71 mins

This week Corporal, Sarcastro, Fatty, and Banky each fantasize about what their top five bands or artists (living or dead) that they could see at a festival would be.  

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

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February 10, 2025 91 mins

This week the gang talks about the delicious monstrosities that are fair foods and what ones sound appealing and which need to stop being sold and how they'll all lead to needing meds to fix things.  

Commando makes a poor choice that leads to a death and minor repairs for his truck.  Sarcastro tries to resolve some bowel concerns with "rocket fuel" to only feel dissapointment.  Banky's poor choice in procastinating on some landsc...

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February 5, 2025 44 mins

Welcome to the The First Ones an Our POoRCHoices podcast.  On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape.

This month on The First Ones, Sarcastro is joined by Fatty and Banky to discuss the first episode of Mr. Belveder...

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February 3, 2025 83 mins

This week the gang talks about the very real and increasingly concern over people experiencing post work restraint collapse and how some of them are impacted by it and how they cope.

Sarcastro nearly makes a poor choice but is saved by Queen Sarcastro.  Corporal's preparring to make a good poor choice with a pending purchase.  Fatty makes a poor choice in thinking he can burn the candle at both ends between work. play and family o...

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