Queer Money®: How Gay People Do Money

Queer Money®: How Gay People Do Money

Queer Money is a bi-weekly show dedicated to creating desperately needed generational wealth within the gay community because we deserve to sleep better at night and we must stand up to the anti-LGBTQ+ industrial complex. Listen and watch regularly to eliminate financial insecurity and generate personal wealth, prepare for a secure and fun retirement, find the most affordable, LGBTQ+-friendly cities in the US to live in or travel to, grow your stock portfolio to $1,000,000+, build a real estate empire and start a small business. Your hosts are husbands and money experts David & John Auten-Schneider who have been the leaders in LGBTQ+ finance since 2015. With nine seasons, nearly 500 episodes, over a million downloads and features by Oprah, Advocate, Variety, CNBC and more, the award-winning Queer Money is the longest running show made by and for the LGBTQ+ community and is the only show solely dedicated to our financial well-being as gay people. · For more financial information and helpful resources, visit queermoneypodcast.com · For complementary charts and grafts (and pretty pictures), subscribe to Queer Money on YouTube @ https://www.youtube.com/@queermoney?sub_confirmation=1

Episodes

September 1, 2026 13 mins

Why Haven't You Retired Already?

We keep doing retirement reviews with gay men who have more than enough money to retire... yet they won't.

One couple we recently worked with is on track to have nearly $3 million in just a few years. Our biggest takeaway for them wasn't, "You need to save more."

It was:

You're working too hard and too much and playing too little.

So if the math says you can retire, why does your brain keep sayi...

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We're moving €500,000 of our retirement investments out of the United States and into Portugal.

Yes, the investment can potentially qualify us for Portugal's Golden Visa. But here's the part that may surprise you:

If Portugal eliminated the Golden Visa tomorrow, we'd still make the investment.

Why?

Because we're increasingly uncomfortable having so much of our financial future tied to one country, one currency and one economy.

In this e...

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Could you actually retire abroad on one Social Security check?

The average retired American worker receives about $2,081 a month from Social Security. In many U.S. cities, that may barely cover the basics. But take that same check abroad and suddenly the retirement math can look dramatically different.

The catch? Cheap doesn’t automatically mean retire-able.

A city might have $300 rent, fabulous food and gorgeous weathe...

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Is $1.2 Million Enough to Retire Early as a Gay Couple?

Joe and Bob are both 55. They have $1.2 million saved and invested for retirement, no debt and dreams of spending their go-go years slow traveling around the world.

So, can they quit their jobs and retire today?

The answer is… probably. But there’s a catch.

In this episode of Queer Money®, we put this fictional gay couple through three retirement tests to see...

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You may be planning to retire at 65. Your employer may have a different date in mind.

We are taught to build retirement around one major assumption: keep working until we are financially ready to stop.

But what happens when the system does not let you?

A restructuring happens. Your projects disappear. The raises stop. Your decades of experience suddenly become a “performance issue.” You are told the company needs ...

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Can moving abroad help you reach financial independence faster?

Yes. Not automatically. Not magically. Not because every country outside the United States is cheap, easy, safe, gay-friendly, and waiting for American retirees with cocktails.

But yes, moving abroad can change the math.

If your life costs $7,000 a month in the United States, your financial independence number is one thing. If your life costs $3,500 a month abroa...

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You’re Not Bad With Money. Your Paycheck Is Broken.

Why does the economy look strong on paper while so many Americans feel financially exhausted?

In this episode of Queer Money®, we’re talking about the real reason people feel broke, why wages haven’t kept up with inflation, and why this matters so much for gay men over 40 who are trying to save, invest, retire early, retire abroad, or simply stop feeling l...

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Let's Discover the Best Cities in Brazil for Gay Retirees

Most Americans think of retirement abroad and immediately picture Portugal, Spain, Mexico, or maybe Thailand.

But if those feel too expensive, too far away, or just not quite right, Brazil deserves a serious look for your gay retirement dollar.

Brazil offers something rare: warm weather, lower costs, strong LGBTQ+ legal protections, major queer visibility, Afro-Brazili...

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Answer These Questions Before You Retire Abroad

Picture it: you’ve just stepped off the train, bags in hand. You’ve done it. You’ve landed in your forever home abroad.

It sounds fabulous, and it can be. But even fabulous requires some planning.

For many gay men, retiring abroad feels like a someday goal. Lower costs, better healthcare, more adventure, political breathing room, LGBTQ+ safety, slower living, a...

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Retire abroad, but make it sexy?

Yes, some cities are affordable. Some are gay-friendly. And some cities are downright sexy.

So naturally, we had to ask: if you’re a gay man thinking about retiring abroad and you’d like your retirement to include more romance, more connection, more nightlife, more flirting, and maybe a little more bada bing bada boom, where would you go?

In this episode of Queer Money, we’re...

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Can gay men successfully retire early?

A lot of gay men tell us the same thing:

“I want to retire early.”

Or, let’s be honest, “I want to retire yesterday.”

But then comes the panic:

“I don’t know if I have enough.”

“I don’t know how much money I actually need.”

“I don’t know how to get from here to there.”

And this is where most retirement adv...

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Retirement but make it with beer and chocolate and pretzels!

Belgium may not be the first country gay men think of when dreaming about retirement abroad.

Spain gets the beaches. Portugal gets the Golden Visa glow-up. Mexico gets the “I can afford this with a side of guacamole.” Belgium gets beer, waffles, chocolate, bureaucracy, and weather that sometimes feels like central Pennsylvania has been emotionally unava...

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Why Have So Many Gay Men Struggled to Save for Retirement?

We hear this from gay men all the time, usually those in their 50s or pushing their 60s:

“I want to retire now, but I have absolutely nothing saved.”

And when we ask what happened, the answer usually isn’t laziness. It isn’t that they didn’t care. It often comes down to three quiet beliefs many gay men inherited from culture, trauma, fant...

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Retiring abroad sounds fabulous until you realize you may need to learn a new language, decode a new healthcare system, and explain your brunch order with hand gestures.

So, what if you want the adventure, affordability, and lifestyle upgrade of retiring abroad, but without giving Duolingo your entire retirement?

In this episode of Queer Money, we’re breaking down five great gay retirement cities in English-speaking co...

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Can gay folks truly be happy?

What if the reason life still feels a little off isn’t because you need a better life, but because you’re living from a script that was never really yours?

In this episode of Queer Money®, we’re talking about the 5 Building Blocks of a Happy Gay Life and why so many gay men reach their 40s, 50s, and beyond with careers, relationships, money, and success that look good from the ...

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Could the Philippines be one of the smartest places for gay retirement abroad if you want lower costs, warm weather, friendly locals, and a bigger life for less money?

In this episode of Queer Money, we’re breaking down five affordable gay-friendly cities in the Philippines where LGBTQ+ retirees, especially gay men over 40, may be able to stretch their dollars, enjoy a more relaxed lifestyle, and explore early retirem...

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What if the dream retirement you’ve been working toward… isn’t actually the retirement that makes you happy?

In this episode of Queer Money®, we’re talking about the 7 reasons why you might hate retirement, and more importantly, how to avoid them. Because retirement planning is not just about hitting your number, quitting your job, and finally living your best “no more Monday meetings” l...

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Where can you celebrate Pride at the biggest scale possible?

In this episode of Queer Money, we’re breaking down the 10 largest Pride parades in the world (ranked by attendance)—and not just where to go, but what it’ll actually cost you to party there.

From São Paulo’s 5 million-person celebration to the iconic streets of New York, Madrid, and Toronto, this is your ultimate guide to the largest prides...

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Why Working Past 55 Could Ruin Your Retirement

Here's your new gay retirement strategy!

Most people think working longer is the safest path to retirement. But what if working past 55 is actually the biggest financial risk you’ll ever take?

In this episode of Queer Money, we break down why early retirement isn’t reckless—it’s strategic, especially for LGBTQ+ folks who want more control, more freedom, an...

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Black Gay Retirement Abroad: 5 Best Countries Where You’re Seen, Safe & Free

What if retirement didn’t just feel affordable…

But also felt like home?

In this episode of Queer Money, we’re focusing on something that most “best places to retire abroad” lists completely ignore—gay retirement for Black people.

Because let’s be honest: many LGBTQ+ retirement destinations may be q...

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