Salon Breakups | Piñata Strategies | The Jumpy Poley Defense

rabbitHOLE showNOTES – Episode 14

🎧 This Week’s HOLES:

• Salon Breakups

• Piñata Strategies

• The Jumpy Poley Defense™

In this episode, Amber makes a compelling case: breaking up with your hair salon is basically ending a relationship — complete with emotional baggage and wildly inconsistent communication. She also lifts the lid on some outrageous salon screening processes. (Do you know how long it takes to cut your hair? Shouldn’t they?)

From there, the BIT CREW naturally spirals into couples therapy for stylists and clients… and a few other unexpected pairings.

👊 Meanwhile, “Adult Piñata” is officially an Olympic sport now (we decided), sparking heated discussion about:

• Childhood candy rivalries
• Dangerous playground games
• Alt-piñata materials
• And whether judges should be allowed to jump on defendants (spoiler: no)

💥 By the end, you may find yourself asking:

• What other childhood activities deserve Olympic recognition?
• Could postal-carrier therapy save America?
• And seriously… how did you survive elementary school?

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🚫 APOLOGIES TO:

The entire D.C. salon scene, Olympic organizers (again), stylists who don’t name-drop, Piñatas, Bazookas, Machetes, bankers, therapists... you get the idea.

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rabbitHOLE is 100% unscripted and fueled by the BIT CREW’s real-life internet spirals, nostalgic chaos, and shared trauma. If you enjoy the show, do your part:
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🎙️ CREDITS

Director/Creator: Billy Merritt
Editor: Hill Kane

CAST (in order of appearance):
Amber Bellsdale, Thea Marie Thorkildsen, Flannery Wilson, Lisa Steckman, Jason Spiro, Hill Kane, Brent Kohler, Don Slovin, Jason Luna, Peg Davis

Produced by: The BIT Comedy Network