How To Avoid Politics and Embrace Conspiracy Theories, Pyramid Schemes | GIRTHYpod Ep 472 - ROI Podcast™ — the #1 Entrepreneurial Business meets Comedy podcast hosted by Law Smith + Eric Readinger

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Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (00:00):
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Law Smith (00:14):
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Unknown (00:22):
Hi, yeah, when

Law Smith (00:26):
that I

Unknown (00:30):
mean, you know,
we use that,
what we

want to go with every time.

Law Smith (00:43):
I mean, we really just need it to the at the
beginning. You know, when itthen it hits into the rap, yeah,
well, you

need a little bit coming off the end,
on the tail.

Law Smith (00:53):
I mean, this is the girthiest podcast. It needs a
girthy intro, yeah,

for now, girthy pod.

Unknown (00:59):
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into hell. Hey,

Law Smith (01:04):
I'm just saying I looked up the SEO implications
of having girthy because whileit is a clean word,
legitimately, you know, ifGoogle don't like it, it is, it
is, I know what it is. That'swhy it became my favorite word,
like 10 years ago, believe

us, you know, yeah, yeah, wow.

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(02:10):
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What an epic case of intro. Blue
balls we got now, well, youknow, you see you're so you do
the ads, Hotty Toddy music intothe show. I'll do whatever the
fuck I want. Now, it's allfucked out.

Law Smith (02:41):
Well, so election, this

is a long song.

Law Smith (02:46):
I told you to fade it out. I

know I like it, though it's not bad
having it back. I'm just stillgoing. Heart

Law Smith (02:51):
is one of my favorite 80s. You know, bands my daughter
and I sing ballads in the car.What about love? It's really
sweet, yeah, that's like ourjam. I like that. There's I like
chick band. Like chick leadbands, sure, yeah, it's rare

(03:12):
that it comes across any lead,like the singer, oh, like the
leader, yeah, lead singers ofwoman. I don't care about the
rest. What

other metal bands are there? That's
where I went.

Law Smith (03:23):
I mean, there's like metal, there's that evanescent
song. That's the first thingthat came to my head. Um,
Allison Krauss is a countrysinger that has a beautiful
voice, beautiful voice. And thenyou, I think it's Allison Krauss
in the Union Street, somethingplayers, I want to say,

household name about this house. Red
states

Law Smith (03:44):
might know her, older Red State people. Allison
Krause, you never heard of her.

I think the last time I heard of
her was from you on this show.And I like, No Sugar

Law Smith (03:57):
Land is something that's okay. It's a little pop
for me. I mean, Dolly Parton inher band, I guess I don't know.
I'm trying to think I can't.

She's a national treasure hole, okay?
Courtney, love Yeah, okay. Oh,are we doing that?

Law Smith (04:16):
I can't. I'm trying to think of just rock bands with
females.

Well, the thing about it is, if it's a
female, that means she probablycan't actually sing. And when
Stefani, guitar player at thefigured it out. Yeah,

Law Smith (04:31):
you know what's funny, I took the kids to see
piece by piece that Lego Movie,

the new one. Didn't know there was
one. Well,

Law Smith (04:39):
I can see why it wasn't Pro mode that much.

Piece of shit, piece of piece, piece
but what was it? Piece by Pieceof shit.

Law Smith (04:46):
Well done. Yeah, get it like pieces and Legos. Hang
on.

No, damn it.

Law Smith (04:54):
I had it turned lost your fastball. Look at.
Fumbling.

Unknown (05:00):
I got the yeps.

Law Smith (05:03):
I don't give a shit. So I didn't know the whole, I
thought it was a movie about rapin general. Yeah, because they
have, they show all thesecelebrity, legoed people, you
know, animated.

No, this.

Law Smith (05:17):
We have to get rid of this big fat head shot of me.
This is distracting. That's

a good one. God, I

Law Smith (05:24):
look like, I look like a Rocky Horror Picture Show
enthusiast. I

like, I think it's a good okay,

Law Smith (05:30):
I see what you're doing. You're getting me back
for the bad art. Ai Art Miami,vice,

he gets it. He finally gets, oh no,
I got it. It's not like mypicture is much better. I was
just doing it. I was like, here,what up from the last screenshot
from the last show? And I waslike, for those, listen, look
like a we

Law Smith (05:49):
have a TV in the middle of us. Like, coffee talk.
Yeah, Coffee Talk, um, piece bypiece.

You're not gonna finish what we're
talking there's a TV in themiddle TV

Law Smith (06:01):
with some branding on it. Dorothy, branding and yours
is fine. You look like you're ondrugs with a unicorn hat on or
something,

where they did an update on the sound
board, and it's all messed up.Look. Can't even tell, like,
where am I

Law Smith (06:17):
looking for these letters? Man,

it's a dramatic difference.

Law Smith (06:22):
I don't put my phone to iOS 18 because,

bro, I'm always up on that iOS. Bro,
I got

Law Smith (06:29):
on it like three days ago. Boys, of course,

Tim Cook and you are boys, Auburn

Law Smith (06:39):
alumni, right? That doesn't mean it's so crazy. The
CEO, the most powerful company,went to the Cal College of
Auburn. Yeah, I don't know if Imet a gay dude that was openly
out, and he's the gayest CEO.

Yeah. I mean, it's called Apple,
pretty gay name

Law Smith (07:03):
gravity Newton stuff, wouldn't that the origin of it?
It's gay. I got a little tip foryou, because we're in election
season, I saved this and didn'tsend it in our slack.

Unknown (07:19):
Oh, okay,

we're gonna talk about Trump on Rogan,

Law Smith (07:22):
we can. I didn't watch the whole thing.

Oh, why not?

Law Smith (07:25):
I think I put it in Slack. I was just like, I got a
pause on this because it was, Ilike that. It opened. Opening
question was about the view.Like, remember, they were all
like, they loved you, and thenthey spurned you. Yeah, it was
like, I was like, that's prettyfun question to open with.

You know, I didn't help but like,
I'm like, I'm watching ShaneGillis do Trump. The whole like,
in my mind is how, like, he'ssuch a caricature of himself.
Well, I told you when he saidthey didn't have depression,
they had melancholia, yeah? Andthen he holds it, and it's just

(08:07):
like, so good,

Law Smith (08:09):
yeah, you don't know when he's done talking, yeah, I
found that cadence,

Vladimir, don't do it. Vladimir, that
part. Did you see that? Notalking about buddying up with
Vladimir? Putin

Law Smith (08:21):
only made it 15 minutes in, and I was like, was
like, oh, man, I can't handlelike, that much political talk
at the moment. And then I nevercircled back to it. I

didn't think I was gonna I haven't
heard anything really out of it.I haven't heard was, you know,
it was, well, that third hour iswhen

Law Smith (08:35):
people let their guard down, that that's, I don't
think that's why Rogan does it.I think he's just insanely
curious. I

mean, the one thing that just so crazy
to me is how talking about theUFOs and stuff, because he did
how much he could not stopcommenting on how good looking
the pilots were. I saw it wasover.

Law Smith (09:01):
I've got a theory on this. He,

uh, trust me, you watch that. And
I'm like, Oh, my God, thisguy's, you see all the tricks he
does. I did this. It's a veryhard thing to do this. He'll say
that, like, you have to be verysmart to do this that I just
said I did. Like, that's thething he always does. Guys

Law Smith (09:18):
that are sober and successful or poonhounds, that's
your big theory. Yeah, thinkabout it. Well, sure, our friend
of the program, business dad,Dean acres, will tell you pussy
stories until you're you can'tYour ears are bleeding. He can't
wait to hear yours. Like everyguy I've met that's like that,

(09:42):
and it's not, I'm talking sober,not from like they had an
intervention, their recovery,kind of sober. I'm talking just
never really partied. Ever.

They just, you know, everybody's got
the thing something, maybe it'sreading a book, but that's his
thing.

Law Smith (09:58):
I feel like that's pretty true, though. Like,

Unknown (10:00):
maybe

Law Smith (10:04):
I wanted them to take smelling salts. We should do
that on the show. I'll playthrow up.

We did a or one job. Remember,

Law Smith (10:13):
I don't know if I did it. Oh, you didn't. This nose is
big and gets clogged up and ithurts currently, like at the
moment, smelling salts. Don'tgive a shit about that. I know
my dad when he was playing inthe NFL all the time, back when
men were men. Well, he went, hegot knocked out, he got had a

(10:34):
concussion, went to the othersideline. They pointed him back
over his and maybe

that's what we should do an episode
where our dads share footballinjury stories of insanity,
right?

Law Smith (10:45):
My dad's like a mute.

My dad says, like, but I bet if we
get the two of them talkingabout how injured they got from
football, I got a feeling they'dget into it.

Law Smith (10:56):
Nah. He's he freezes, dude, he it's so funny. I do
stand your dad could talk. I betif we got him, you know, a
little warmed up, he would doit. But my gosh, my dad only
talks at the University ofFlorida Gator football reunion
for the guys that played in the60s. That's the only time he
talks about any of this stuff.That's what I told you. When I

(11:17):
was 33 he told me he beat TommySmith, the Olympic gold medalist
in a sprint, the guy with theBlack Power Fist, the guy who
won the Olympics a year before.That's awesome. Never told me
that until 33 though that's, Imean, look, he's humble

that I mean that right there is
pretty gangster. He was like,just saving that had it in the
bag. He's like, I guess I don'tneed to use that. I was like,

Law Smith (11:43):
what we're at breakfast. I was like,
apoplectic, ooh, but so I wasthinking about this. I got a
sample ballot, yeah, vote ordie. Remember that Diddy
campaign's not gonna look verygood now. Remember His thing was

(12:06):
voter die? Yeah.

My mind's racing right now. I
forgot about that.

Law Smith (12:11):
I mean, like, there's so many embarrassing things that
were like, okay, that everybodyjust let slide, but that one was
bad.

What do you mean? I don't get the
vote or die thing? Yeah.

Law Smith (12:21):
The funny thing is, the people who push vote, you
guys need to get out there andvote. It was all like, left
leaning shit, right

up, yeah, because they knew how
they'd vote, right?

Law Smith (12:31):
What if it backfired? They're like, voter dying. It
was all Republican like, Oh,they're

gonna say they kill themselves. Oh,
no,

Law Smith (12:37):
did he, man, I know that's your boy, but

I really have not even dug into
it's saying I haven't. All I'veseen is headlines. I'm like,
I'll just wait till this so

Law Smith (12:50):
I think girls so I think part of, part of what
Epstein Island and him have incommon was they would get these
people out there and basicallyhave dirt on them forever,
right? Whatever that's calledmutually assured destruction.
And so that's, I don't

know if it's mutually assured Well,
blackmail, well, no,

Law Smith (13:11):
if they try to get Diddy, he would, he'd have stuff
on them that kind of blackmail,like fail safes, sure. But I was
thinking about this the othernight. How funny is that mace
became a fake. Had to fake being

what retrospect now, it all together.
I remember being like, whatmakes right? I was like, There's
something weird. He's

Law Smith (13:38):
talking about crush and puss. He's got one of the
Best Rap Albums of the 90s, youknow,

yeah, barely opens his mouth.

Law Smith (13:46):
So savvy, if you think about it.

I mean, that was probably the only
move, because you can't goprivate. Once you're that
public, you can't be like, I'mretired.

Law Smith (13:54):
You have to make a weird move like that. Yeah,
that's crazy. And now he does agreat podcast with Cameron.
There's too many podcasts, no,but they're good man. They're
90s, like old heads now, so it'sthere, and they don't give a
shit. They're like comics. Oh,to circle back, piece by piece.
It's a Lego movie about PharrellWilliams's life, huh? There's no

(14:21):
real drama in the movie of hislife, right?

You turned out to be Pharrell. When
was How old was he? When he wasfamous? And

Law Smith (14:29):
it's documentary style in LEGO form. Wow. And
Mike, I was like, my kids areinto this still, like, probably
the visual they're doing, like,like, you know, one shot on a
person talking about Pharrell,but it's a lego person.

Who's that for? I other than Pharrell,
you know,

Law Smith (14:52):
I actually enjoyed it. I like it would be on a
plane. It would be a greatmovie,

one of those. Yeah.

Unknown (14:59):
Sure about that. Um,

Law Smith (15:02):
I didn't realize how many hits he's made. Yeah, like
100 legitimate he's beeninvolved in. I mean, I'm
sweating. So

he might deserve a movie. I don't
know if that's the right form.Can

Law Smith (15:15):
I turn this thing on? I'm sweating like a pig. Why?
Why? I don't know. Well, my signis kicking up, but I'm just
sweating a lot.

Unknown (15:26):
Um, so breath, deep breath.

Law Smith (15:30):
Give me some Wim Hof, you're gonna tell me what to do.

Let go. I'm doing it as Wim Hof,

Unknown (15:39):
let go and

really that's slow.

Law Smith (15:43):
I hope, if someone's not driving,

you gotta get going for a minute
before you really start to feel

Law Smith (15:51):
trippy. So I hate voting and getting there and
going like, what are theseamendments for? Again, you know,
every, every city has them,yeah, every state right on the
general election, it explainsit, not really, dude,

it is a lot of, it is a lot of
double talk. It's blah, blah,blah, yeah, for sure, yep.

Unknown (16:17):
I'm like, this is reveal the this, this
information, like, it'll have,like, all these negative words
with a positive, like thing, andit's just like, wait, I know how
I want this to go, butliterally, can't. That's why
they're like, yes, on three,

Law Smith (16:33):
I'm four. Uh, people getting abortions, right? Well,
that's on that's on there, ifthey were, you know, having the
option to do it. That's four,yeah, but the way it's written,
you can't tell it's like, it'slike an attorney

God for the commercials. Well, that
doesn't help. That's just forold people.

Law Smith (16:50):
I the only reason we see them is because football.
You know, they're taking theremnant. Uh, at times

I'm saying it worked for us. No, I'm
saying you knew which way wouldhe was supposed to go then, no,
no. I'm

Law Smith (17:02):
saying, like, when you get up there to look at it,
you're like, oh, wait, am Iagainst it?

Going anywhere to vote? Oh, my mail.

Law Smith (17:11):
I don't know. I like the experience. It doesn't take
that long. I like to see

how. So whatever you're about to say
about your stick, about going tovote, is all just negated.

Law Smith (17:20):
No, I vote every, every presidential No, proceed,
no, no, I,

Your Honor.

Law Smith (17:26):
I know, like I have, like, a game plan in my head.
I'm like, Okay, I know, like, Ireally should, because my ADD so
bad. I

have a game plan.

Law Smith (17:35):
I should print it out, because I get so confused
reading those amendments. I'mlike, What am I goddamn
attorney.

I mean, are you allowed to bring
cheat notes? Yeah, you

Law Smith (17:45):
can print out sample that. Oh yeah, that's why they
give it to you. Do that

and then copy your answers over. Oh
yeah, good at that. But usually

Law Smith (17:54):
I'm like, Oh, I've created a life now where I don't
have to see really, anybody dayto day. So so I'm not having
these conversations. You know,we're getting older. Your
friends peel off when you getkids. It's tough to hang out
with people. Usually you'd havediscussions about this, but no
more like a hermit. Okay,

so I'll humor you. So I put

Law Smith (18:15):
the amendments in chat GPT and I go tell me
explain what these are like. I'm13. Here's a lot, okay, and it
did it. And then it was like,Now, give me what? Give me the
pros. Each side is trying to gofor here, uh huh. And I was

(18:35):
like, oh, man, this is awesome.So that's what did it say for
the weed. I can bring it up.

Okay, see what the computer person has
to say about marijuana.

Law Smith (18:49):
Let's see here, local referendum marijuana, personal
use of marijuana. Well, that'sup. Let me bring up what it said
first is the federal so inFlorida, where we're at, or is
it Florida? Amendment three, Ibelieve in Florida, personal use

(19:09):
of marijuana, the amendmentwould allow adults 21 and older
to legally buy, possess and usemarijuana for non medical
reasons. In Florida, they couldbring in a lot of tax money, but
doesn't change federal laws. Sothat's, that's how it explained
it to me, which is great.

So for sure, I mean, that's, you
know, if you're for it, revenue

Law Smith (19:30):
for the state could bring in a lot of tax revenue
help public services.

If you're against it, could be in
such a fucking door.

Law Smith (19:39):
Also for it personal freedom, okay, that's kind of a
weak bullet point against publichealth concerns could lead to
health and safety risks

bullshit.

Law Smith (19:51):
You know, I don't love kids doing weed, but
whatever they're

gonna I agree, but like, if I needed
to

Law Smith (19:59):
get any. Your high school, I could get it

is there going to be bad between
alcohol and weed? Weed all day,federal

Law Smith (20:06):
law conflict. Marijuana remains illegally,
illegal federally. So some feelstate like legislation
complicates the law enforcement,whatever. That's kind of a weak
point too. But

FBI going to come in. I

Law Smith (20:19):
just think it was like, ooh, I wonder if this will
work. You know, when you'relike, this is kind of a wacky
idea. I'm gonna but I'm gonnatake two minutes see if this
works. And then it spelled itout. Don't make me read more
things out loud.

Unknown (20:34):
Okay,

Law Smith (20:35):
anything you got I haven't seen you since we last
recorded, which feels like overa month ago.

Yeah, you stole all my shit. Oh, this.
Oh,

Law Smith (20:49):
you had this on yours. I mean, you watched
Hinchcliffe on the Trump rallything. I've only had people ask
me about it. I haven't seen it.I just say I'm for the side of
comedy.

That's a sort of like, I don't that's
the sort of thing that thereason you turned off the Trump
Rogan thing that I'm missing.

Law Smith (21:11):
Well, I I've been meaning to find it and go watch
it. I couldn't find it becauseit's all people commenting on it
was the video. So I don't knowwhere to find it. I guess Rumble
is where I have to go. But I'mjust always like the guy, the
guy's a wrestling guy, like, heloves pro wrestling, right?

(21:32):
Like, if, if the fervor was onthe other side, and they asked
him, he would probably do itthere.

Yeah, yeah, man, I don't know. Been
listening to tin foil hat a lot.

Law Smith (21:43):
Shout out to Sam Tripoli, who was the guest right
before and Donald Trump on Roganand I'm right. I don't know if
that's good or bad

dude. I don't know. There's so much
just crazy shit that's going on.I'm like, There's might be all
the insane shit he came on ourshow to talk about that. I
remember being like, wow. Well,he's out of his mind. And now
I'm like, he might have beenright. Who fucking knows?

Law Smith (22:07):
He's got a new special out, if anybody wants to
check that out, yeah.

Why is everybody leaving? Or Why is
everybody so quiet? Yes,

Law Smith (22:17):
that very good. We can call him if you want.

No, we

Law Smith (22:22):
want to set that up, though. Yeah,

yeah, for sure. That's what my I'm
like, I'm going to be prepared.

Law Smith (22:29):
What did he i is, like, I kind of zoned out a
little bit in his, oh, because

I didn't listen to his. I get the
milk for free from him, right?

Law Smith (22:38):
I'll call him like, once a month, just check in see
what's up.

But yeah, I need to listen to his
because he probably went throughthe greatest hits of what's on
his mind. I mean, he goes, he's,what's crazy is how much he
talks about Jesus Christ and howmuch of a Christian he is now.
And it's all fine

Law Smith (22:58):
news to me. But really, I mean, like,

is very open about it. Maybe, yeah,
maybe, no,

Law Smith (23:07):
no. I mean, maybe that's always been there is what
I meant to say no and oh no, no,he's talked about, okay, yeah,

but, um Yeah, sideline, you know,
maybe that's the ultimateconspiracy running in parallel,
right? Who knows? Maybe he'sjust doing research,

Law Smith (23:25):
yeah, yeah, getting good was Jesus real

man. That's a whole thing.

Law Smith (23:33):
I can argue both ways. I'm sure there was a real
person of some sort. But ever

hear the thing that this? He was a
another one who's out there,Billy Carson, the black guy,
your guy? Yeah, yeah, I

Law Smith (23:46):
still follow his channel. I can't get into any
stuff. I tried to after yourecommended him.

Well, he says that, like, and I've
heard this on a different thing,that Jesus is actually haze hail
Zeus, like, transformed or overtime you're saying Hill to Zeus
or something. Found thatinteresting. He's the guy that
dissected the Emerald Tablets,which are the oldest known
writing, yeah, but bro, yeah,his shit like he does a podcast,

(24:17):
but it's just too much of Ofcourse, he has a band. You know?
Why? Because he's black. He'sput No, I didn't say that. I
didn't say that.

Law Smith (24:26):
That's what you meant. Okay,

so what I meant, but I'm just
saying, like, you know, he

Law Smith (24:33):
just is cooler. He's the coolest of them, the
conspiracy guy. He's

over the top with his side gimmicks.
So he's got, like, what was theother thing? Oh, I guess it was
just trying to get people toinvest in his company, like,
over the lake, you know,

Law Smith (24:49):
that does what looks up cool production

company, yeah, a lot of what he does is
he takes people to Egypt onpyramid tours. Because he does
have. Some kind of hookup thathe's allowed inside the pyramids
to do whatever the funky onessounds like, a pure that's

Law Smith (25:07):
what we get paid the big bucks over here for. Shout
out to Amway. Shout out, Cutco.Shout out, give me money.
Herbalife. Herbalife. Shout out,Rodan and Fields,

Unknown (25:20):
go deeper.

Law Smith (25:21):
Mary Kay, I want that Cadillac, baby.

Was that? Mary Kay, wasn't it pink
Cadillac? Yeah,

Law Smith (25:31):
cosmetics,

there's a different one. Maybe you're
right. I don't give a shit. I

Law Smith (25:35):
find, I find the documentaries on maybe I should
research some of that bring itto the table. And we could talk
about pyramid schemes are wildlyinteresting, because no one's,
everyone's susceptible at somepoint their life to some of
that. You know, like in highschool, you're like, Cutco is a
great job. You know.

Well, how about just fucking think
about all the shit that is apyramid scheme that we don't
even fucking talk aboutinsurance. Yeah, insurance, I

Law Smith (26:02):
fuck insurance. Dude, that

is the fucking original our money.
Hey, what

Law Smith (26:07):
about this money? They

just fucking print more money like
it's all just because we believeit. Don't wait. I mean, it's not
as much as a payment scheme.

Law Smith (26:14):
Insurance is kind of, here's my biggest beef. Women
get paid less for a carinsurance, right? Well, it's a,
first off, it's a collectivepool. So the if you're not
insured car insurance and you'redriving around, we're paying for
that, right? Same with, like,health insurance, in a way,
medical cost, right? So, like,okay, so car insurance, let's

(26:37):
just go with that. Women payless because they're safer
drivers, but they're shittierdrivers, and drive slow as fuck,
and are constantly, like, ah,like, fucked up. Like they slow
progress, which I would saymakes everybody, if we're
pulling everybody together,makes us a lot worse. They

(26:57):
should pay more. Women shouldpay more. We should

move to Saudi Arabia.

Law Smith (27:01):
I wish dude

Unknown (27:04):
can't drive over there, Dubai.

Goodbye, yeah, but

Law Smith (27:11):
I'm saying, like, think about that though. Do you
know any female driver that's abetter driver than you? Stop
Damn dude. My ears, he poppedthe mic.

My mind goes, Danica Patrick, I'm
like, a computer. Fuck that.

Law Smith (27:28):
She's hot. I saw her in person once.

She's actually one that I, like, came
across that she's on theconspiracy, like, she's got a
podcast and she's deep into Iwas like, oh my god, marry me,

Law Smith (27:39):
yeah, yeah. You don't want to two of those in a
relationship, though. I don'tthink, I think it's like Robert
Kelly's thing. You can only haveone headshot in the
relationship. You can only haveone conspiracy theorist that's

not the same as what he's saying.
Kinda okay.

Law Smith (27:58):
Do you have two people really into conspiracy
theories that are together. I

don't think I'm gonna marry Danica
Patrick, so I think you can find

Law Smith (28:05):
a nice, gross dude with a bunch of video tapes and
shit. That's your husband

the universe without in the
universe. And

Law Smith (28:17):
so how much did you vote for Trump already? Yes, you

did vote. Honestly. Are

Law Smith (28:28):
you a white guy for Kamala? Honestly?

I saw Trump afterwards. I was
like, I would have voted forTrump if I saw him on Rogan
afterwards, because I wasalready like, I almost didn't
vote for either.

Law Smith (28:40):
I don't I'm not gonna vote for either. Yeah, I haven't
done I do that. I've never votedfor the primary candidates ever,
because I hate all of it. I votefor the undercard stuff. I'm
gonna write. Who should I writein? No, I'm

not so sure. It didn't do that.

Law Smith (28:56):
I wrote in Kanye last matter, and that didn't age.
Well, yeah, maybe I should evenit out with a J

or just don't post it.

Law Smith (29:06):
I don't care, secret ballot. I do it to annoy my
friends that are on the fringes,on either side. I'm trolling my
my, some of my best friends,right? But I mean, they, they
get upset. I love the argument.Oh, you wasted a vote. And it's
like, so you think I would havevoted for your person, right?

(29:28):
That argument pisses me off somuch. And you can, like, talk to
them all you want. Reason Youcould be the best debater.
You're just talking into deadeyes that are ready to talk
their next point.

Yeah, exactly, you know, and during
Speech Mode, well, they're like,but there's no deal.

Law Smith (29:47):
I missed good discourse about some of this
stuff. Like,

does not exist. It's so rare I
actually be able to have aconversation. My favorite thing
was, but hurt on their fuckingbecause. Not you. Hey, guess
what? You're not Donald Trump orKamala. Like, it doesn't fucking
matter.

Law Smith (30:04):
My favorite was, like hosting a dinner party, six or
eight people, that's kind of theoptimal amount, right? Max
eight, but eight you you gottait splinters off sometimes into
four and four, kind of combos,but that's fine. You gotta have
a good middle, but you gottahave a good table, really,
right? You know, if you have atable is important, but like,

(30:24):
and then I would try to havefriends over that didn't know
each other, that I think wouldbe cool with each other, but
might have different opinionsabout things, and it would be
interesting. What you you couldkind of learn at dinner. It's

pretty gay that you thought about your
dinner party that much.

Law Smith (30:41):
But that's what that one minute was, how much I
thought about

it. You thought about it more than
that. Oh, you

Law Smith (30:47):
think I was like, Did you I'm gonna orchestrate
something? Yeah,

we will have the greatest
conversation that ever was.

Law Smith (30:53):
No, I'm not like our buddy David Downing. I would be
like, I'm gonna make some steakscome over, you know? And I try,
if I could, I'd try to getpeople that friends that didn't
know each other, that I wantedto meet too, yeah? But like, if
you throw some a comic or two inthere, because they're like,
feral dogs, yeah? And they don'teven know, like, can't go wrong,

(31:16):
they're just gonna take the antiit opinion, sure, yeah. And you
can kind of just sit back and belike, this is entertaining.
Yeah,

I think they think everybody at my
table is going to be not givinga shit. You know, at the
antagonism,

Law Smith (31:31):
hey, more times than not, people learn stuff. It
never got caustic. It was alwayslike, good, good dinner combo. I
don't know I was doing a joke. Idid this on the last episode,
but I was talking about and Iwant to see if you feel me on
this. I doubt you listen to thelast episode, but that I did
solo, but

you put it out. I actually don't
know. Yes,

Law Smith (31:56):
on Saturday, 5k races are fucking worthless.

We're all about all the awareness that
raises. Right? Exactly.
We're not aware of that, dude.

Law Smith (32:09):
We've been doing 5k races for charities for what, 50
years, something like that. I'mwith you. I don't think it's
self shit. What does a marathondo? Marathon, at least, is
difficult, like a 5k most of thepeople walk it. Yeah, that
pisses me off.

The whole office is gonna do it,
right? We're gonna havebreakfast after and then I'm
like, oh

Law Smith (32:31):
shit, I didn't stretch. And it's like, oh,

we're just walking. Oh, that's right.
I could crawl this. And you'relike,

Law Smith (32:35):
why would you show up? And I kind of I hate. Here's
where my real hate goes with it.I hate the t shirt you get.

Why do you hate the t shirt? Because
it's the

Law Smith (32:47):
shittiest t shirt of all time. It's the ugliest
design. It's the shittiestquality. Well,

the back has to have 42 sponsors.
That's what I'm saying. I

Law Smith (32:55):
was like, What am I gonna do for the t shirt? The
Ronde Barber read the name andit looks like, yeah, capitalism,
fuck yeah, dude, Hanks barbecue,and then it'll be like a
sponsor. The main sponsor beMcDonald's for a diabetes like,

brought to you by McDonald's.

Law Smith (33:11):
I also, by the way, also hate. I got really high and
got really angry, but I wasthinking about this, the guy at
the 5k race that has the handcrank sit down bike thing. You
know, I'm talking about disabledguy, usually, I think, but we
don't know. Oh, you know, he'slike, sitting down and he's

(33:33):
fucking cruising in the handcrank.

Yeah, those things are,

Law Smith (33:38):
but I'm not. I'm always like,

are you really disabled? Advantage
goes. I mean, it seems likethose things are at the tippy

Law Smith (33:43):
top. And I'm like, Are you disabled? I don't know.
Stand up. Well, I can't I cameup with an idea. You got to take
the placard off your car, or toget another one, and you got to
put it on your thing right inthe front. You got to take that
little placard around themirror. I

mean, you know, we got to know what's
up. The fact that he's the onlyperson in a arm wheelchair, I'm
almost sure I kind of its own

Law Smith (34:09):
wheelchair

armchair. I'm, I'm

Law Smith (34:13):
pretty sure arm has to be in at some I've seen, I've
seen guys that I might there'sno way. Dude. Baker, yeah,
they're just like, I gotta getmy hand crank on. Yeah. I could
definitely

people out there that just want the
trophy, and by trophy, I mean,yeah,

Law Smith (34:30):
so shitty. I broke it down to three people. There's
people that can run whilejogging. Those are like, real
runners, you know, okay, I mean,run one while talking, excuse
me. People that can jog and havea conversation running is, yeah,
blows my mind. Have aconversation. You want to go for
a jog and tell

I mean, that's just long, that's
like a long thing, that's goodrunners, though, usually it's
not a coordination thing. It's alike conditioning thing. I

Law Smith (34:57):
know that's I'm saying it's only good runners. I
know that 10. Do. It's not like,I can only run one mile, but I
can talk the whole way, right?Yeah, they read runners
magazine, that, fucking whateverthat, yeah, corporation is
what's new. And then there'speople like me, six you. I got
asked the night before at adinner party. This is why I was

(35:17):
thinking about it. And it was,she was like, Do you mind go and
went around the table, andeveryone was like, Oh, you in?

Are you in for the are you? Yep, it
was,

Law Smith (35:26):
she was Southern, Alabama chick. Like, kind of
hot. So no, she had no one saidno. No one said no to her around
the shit out. And I was like, Ican't, I can't wait to tell her
no. I was like, I almostprematurely ejaculated a no. I
was like, she's like, do youwant to go? And I was like, not
at all. And it was like, like,no one had said no to her

(35:48):
because she's a hot chick fromthe south. And was like,
everybody just signed up becauseshe was aggressive about it.
Yeah? And I was like, No, not atall. She's like, what

sounds like you ended up doing it
anyways. No, I

Law Smith (36:00):
go. Here's what do I want to get up with wine teeth
in the morning. Look, I'll payextra to not go. That was my I
thought that was pretty shitty,but I said it anyway. I gave 50
bucks instead of 25

great dinner party.

Law Smith (36:18):
Well, this one, boy, hey, boy, stood up. This one
ain't mine. This one mod dinnerparty. Okay,

you still made it shitty. Oh, I with
your terrible attitude aboutfive Ks. I would just humor the
people. I

Law Smith (36:33):
would make it or I would argue she made it shitty
by trying to pressure people atdinner,

obviously, with her Fauci obviously, yeah,
don't use your tits. I know whatyou're doing, awareness. Yeah.

Law Smith (36:45):
You know what that does to me.

You know how aware I am,

Law Smith (36:50):
but the I mean fucking, just long distance
running sucks ass. And thenthere's the other people we're
talking about. The third groupof people is the people that
sign up and walk with the officeand like they were the first to
take a picture afterward withmetal in their mouth, like
biting it. I don't know whatthat's about. I'm sure that it's

(37:13):
like an old school gold thing.Yeah, yes, but like that shit,
ain't gold, right? And it'slike, we shut down the city this
morning for this. When I livedin LA, I remember my parents
were visiting me. I was 2625 26and I was trying to take him to
church on Sunday morning, andthe LA Marathon was going on, I

(37:33):
didn't know, and I couldn't getacross, like, just like you just
literally couldn't get acrossthis part of LA. There's no way
you could drive. And I'm like,fucking shit. Where can we fuck
get to church? My mom's like,son, chill. And I was like, Oh
yeah, we're going to church,right?

Let's be already late here in burning
Hill. Anyways, I

Law Smith (37:53):
know, but I was just pissed that LA was just so they
never, they didn't tell put somesigns up for a month. Maybe,
hey, we're gonna, I would

bet. I would bet you had many times
where that was presented to youand you just didn't,

Law Smith (38:12):
what? Because I was on KTLA News at Five,

sure. Yeah, it's

Law Smith (38:17):
one of my few credits. There you go. Well,
that's

a problem one,

Law Smith (38:22):
hey, let's get to the credits of this episode and
exit. Okay, fit into black. You.

(38:48):
Oh boy. I.

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