February 7, 2025 • 27 mins
A little dab’ll do ya! GIRTHY hosted by Law Smith @LawSmithWorks and Eric Readinger... Here's the episode description we totally wrote:
Alright, folks—buckle up, because this week on GIRTHY (yes, it’s a podcast name AND a vibe), your favorite chaos-driven comedy business hosts are back with an episode that’s equal parts WTF and OMG.
👉 Headline news: Doing the math on Bonnie Blue's record to sleep with over 1,000 men in 12 hours.
Yes, you read that correctly. ONE. THOUSAND. DUDES. IN. HALF. A. DAY.
How? Why? What’s the calorie burn on something like that? These are the hard-hitting questions we tackle with the kind of “raw dog” analysis you didn’t know you needed. Think logistics, math, and a smidge of existential dread.
But wait—there’s more! This episode isn’t just about record-breaking sex marathons (though, let’s be real, that’s a tough act to follow). We’re also diving headfirst into:
💻 The chaos of fixing outdated startup websites.
🎧 Our own technical dumpster fires (because podcasting is 90% audio and 10% swearing at technology).
😤 The joys of dealing with clients who make you question your life choices.
It’s like a business masterclass, but with way more inappropriate jokes and zero PowerPoint slides.
Whether you’re a seasoned entrepreneur, a comedy junkie, or just here for the absurdity of it all, GIRTHY delivers a wild mix of entrepreneurial hacks and belly laughs. It’s like TED Talk meets stand-up comedy meets “WTF did I just listen to?”—and somehow, it works.
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yeah one, do a different one. I didn't remember
this, but a different
Law Smith (00:25):
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Law Smith (00:33):
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Law Smith (00:38):
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we throw? Mike duck, keepingpace. We hustle and grow. Are we
really? Yeah, oh, we're reallygoing, Okay, this is very good
of you. The gourthy podcast,number one comedy business
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Eric Readinger (01:06):
Um, already doing it. I was already turning
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Law Smith (01:09):
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Eric Readinger (01:57):
You can see how rusty I am. We needed music
behind that. My bad. That'sokay. You want so stupid.
Law Smith (02:04):
We haven't really kicked off until you'll go
Eric Readinger (02:07):
that. Yeah, it popped out hard. Sorry that
Law Smith (02:11):
you. I pulled back. I pulled out. I'm the pull out
King. What used to pull out sofar like so far in advance, I'd
be in the other room. Are yousure about that?
Eric Readinger (02:22):
I haven't got to play with my buttons in a while.
Law Smith (02:25):
Dude, I'm gonna bring a sound board in and it's good.
Yeah, I will chop. I've beenworking on, I got one. I got one
in the mail coming. I've gotsome ideas I want to I'm gonna
throw in there,
Eric Readinger (02:37):
into the sound board. Oh, yeah, I got
Law Smith (02:39):
some. Oh, they're all monogam Right now, but I got
I've been listening to a lot ofcome town, as I've been telling
you, oh okay, for all the younglisteners that want to hear a
podcast that's basically like,you know, a 13 year old slumber
party. Oh, give a shit, dudes.Hey, it's the number one Patreon
Eric Readinger (02:56):
show for years. I know. Actually, we should
totally pivot. We
Law Smith (02:59):
should definitely be talking about surge and Sega and
Eric Readinger (03:04):
all the other 13 year olds. Yeah. And
Law Smith (03:07):
do a lot of gay jokes, lot of gay jokes. You're
gay. You're gay.
Eric Readinger (03:12):
No buttons for it. Your hats keep going. What
does
Law Smith (03:16):
it say? It just looks like it's got come all over it
for the oceans, yeah. But if youreally zoom in, if you get that,
that other camera on you, youcan see real speckled jizz all
over that hat, five Jizz. It'dbe too delicate. Someone would
have to jizz into something andthen blot it in perfect spot.
Yeah, exactly. Perfect pattern,stupid. Um, you you got
(03:42):
something or you want me? No, Igot nothing to know. I thought
you had a story or something.No, we're talking off Mike,
okay, nothing,
Eric Readinger (03:48):
nothing. It's like everything is totally
normal. Do you
Law Smith (03:51):
know who Bonnie blue is? No, well, you may have heard
of her, not by name. She was theporn star, yeah, and she was the
one who was going for real,yeah, I was guessing. And I
wanted to do joking around. Iwanted to do some math, some
real quick Wait, how does shespell blue? As far as I know,
(04:13):
the regular spelling, B,
Eric Readinger (04:14):
L, E, W,
Law Smith (04:15):
British. Oh, perfect, yeah, yeah. She was trying to go
for the record of how many dudesshe could bank get banged by
this news. We're a little lateon. This is a couple months old,
but she got 1500 and 1057 in 12hours. Now, trying to think
(04:36):
about this, you see how she hadsex with that many dudes, right?
She tried to live stream it on,on, only fans, only fans. Cut
the feed because they don't havethe they have 1000 limit. They
don't, well, they don't have theNDA, they don't have everybody,
like Id verified and all thatstuff. Yeah? So cut that feed.
So it's unofficial, but I'mgoing to take the word for it,
(04:59):
because why? Would you bragabout this? About the parking
problem? Well, I was trying tobreak down the math. How many
pumps are you getting in whatcounts as sex in this situation,
right? So you got 12 hours.What's 12 times 6060, minutes,
right? I thought you would have,had done the math already. No, I
wanted to do it in real time,because that's what people like
(05:19):
to hear you. It's more, yeah,cuz I might mess up. And then
people are like, you're bro,alright, so you got 720 minutes.
720 minutes, right? And that'sit. No breaks, no nothing,
right? So 1057 dudes, we'retalking per minute. That's a
(05:41):
point six, eight a minute. Whatis that
Eric Readinger (05:44):
get less than a minute. So
Law Smith (05:46):
you get like. Let's break it down by point six,
eight minutes. Let's do it byseconds, right? So
Eric Readinger (05:51):
it would be like.
Law Smith (05:54):
So 40 seconds per unit on average.
Eric Readinger (05:57):
Oh, it'd be like. So you gotta think about
it seconds. I was
Law Smith (06:00):
trying to, I was trying to imitate it. You'd have
to walk up. Well, like, thinkabout, like, like, walking, do a
walk through, right, right? Iwas like, What do you six pumps,
maybe, right? And there's,there's has to be a line of
dudes, like, right behind you.So there's got to be stage
fright. Well,
Eric Readinger (06:18):
they're all ready to go, right? Well,
Law Smith (06:20):
you know, get out of line. Go to the end of line. You
ever played a game of knockoutwith guys that are better than
you and you're almost you'regetting down to it. I always win
basketball.
Eric Readinger (06:30):
I know what you mean.
Law Smith (06:31):
For the listeners that may not remember knockout.
Oh, you have a big line of dudesso you can go play pick up.
That's, that's the best way todo it. Dudes, yeah, big line of
dudes. Guys, this line's not bigenough Come on. Kind of like a
knockout, thinking about it. Andthen you got to go up, and you
have under 40 seconds, so youhave to walk up, insert pump,
(06:52):
pump, pump, pump, and then getout. So I'm thinking six was
where I landed. It'sinconceivable. Quite frankly,
she's got to get a Gatoradebreak or an IV while doing some
of this, probably just hooked upwell, right? Guys have to ignore
that. She's basically a bean bagthe whole time, right? She has
to be in like, stir ups, like apregnant like having a baby,
(07:14):
right? Very medical in a but thegrossest British men of all time
in this line,
Eric Readinger (07:23):
imagine the end of that line. This of those
penises. They're just over andover again, right?
Law Smith (07:32):
And she, I, you know, and then there has to be, do, I
mean, not to be so gross, butthere has to be gross. Dude,
don't be gross. Not going to be.But I'm speaking pragmatically.
This is a pragmatic podcast.This is business. We're doing
math. This is real raw dog talklike you like and so it's like,
(07:54):
it has to be, you've got tofollow a dude that busted for
sure, 1057 guys. One of them hasto bust the math doesn't add up.
Honestly, you got to take abreak every now and again.
There's no way she could justsit there for 12 hours. Yeah,
right. I I mean, when you'remaking humans doing amazing
(08:16):
thing, when other people makeyour schedule record on the
line, you know you ever havesomeone give you an agenda of,
like, a day competition, theynever put in, like, lunch or
break or any of that, you'rejust onto the next thing you
know, right? You've had to dovideo production where it's
like, here's the agenda listedout, or whatever it is, yeah, or
anything. And they don't, theydon't production, they don't
(08:36):
miss lunch, but they don't,right? But, I mean, they don't
put it in the schedule, right?It's just like, You mean
standing up.
Eric Readinger (08:44):
Okay? I'm go, I'll go, I'll yes and the
situation, but disagree with thevideography part anyways,
Law Smith (08:49):
go ahead. Yeah, I'm making an example if anybody, if
you've ever had like, a long,like conference schedule or had
to do a trade show for acompany, they don't build in any
like, break time ever whensomeone else makes a schedule,
usually your manager or boss orwhatever, right? So I'm just
trying to think pragmatically,like you got that's, that's
(09:10):
real. It might even be one pumpin and out, bye, probably, it
probably takes more time to geta guy to walk up and walk out.
Yeah,
Eric Readinger (09:19):
the transition time is the real, you know,
unspoken Time Eater
Law Smith (09:22):
here, and there's got to be a crease, like a hockey
crease for a goalie, right?Can't be any kids. You can't
have another guy, yeah? Youknow, don't go over. If you ever
play Top Golf, you can't go overthat red line, or else you're
going to get whacked Right,right with with a driver. There
has to be some kind ofdemarcation line, like you
cannot go past this.
Eric Readinger (09:41):
Yeah, that line probably is covered in
Law Smith (09:45):
stuff. And, man, you're at the end of that line.
You can't. And there's nodoubles, it was just individual
dudes. I'm go back for seconds.Well, you could, that wouldn't
count for this record,apparently. So had to be that
many of. Losers think, if you'relike, there was definitely
Eric Readinger (10:02):
a guy who came back with a fake mustache. He
was like, Oh, for
Law Smith (10:05):
sure, for sure. Like, I don't care if you're in the
beginning of the line, you'regonna go shave your beard or
whatever, come back in,
Eric Readinger (10:11):
right, right. Have lunch. Like the schedule
says, right, right, yeah.
Law Smith (10:15):
You're gonna switch it out. You're gonna talk a
little company or something. Youkeep
Eric Readinger (10:19):
wanting to do it, huh? I like
Law Smith (10:21):
accents are fun. Oh, even when you're even when
you're really bad at them. Idon't know. I just wanted to
break down that math. It's beenbugging me, and I figured we'd
do it in real
Eric Readinger (10:31):
time. Thank God you saved it for me. We haven't
podcasted. And have we everpodcast
Unknown (10:37):
it doesn't feel that way. Are we even doing it now,
that's what you're coming in hotwith. I don't even know if
anybody made it past this partof the podcast. Yeah, you're a
real fan. Anyways, you're afriend. Well, you're a friend of
the program. Welcome back. Makesure to subscribe. Share it with
a friend. Yeah, don't share itwith your mom. She probably
(10:57):
won't
Eric Readinger (10:58):
like it. Yeah,
Law Smith (11:01):
although Mom, this is a Big Mom podcast, the real
moms,
Eric Readinger (11:07):
is it, though, yeah. Do we have any female
listeners?
Law Smith (11:12):
Only ones that hate me? It seems in our in our
history, they hate Listen, wetake it, yeah, I'll take out
family members Texas, yeah, theyall listen and hate, hate.
Listen, it's, it's real nice.
Eric Readinger (11:26):
At least they care enough to still hate.
Listen, well, you
Law Smith (11:29):
know, you're not going to find anything because
it's all out there. It's allright, we have all catalog. It's
all out there. Yeah, verylittle. I've held back on, I
know about 90 I said, we alwayssaid, like, 97% probably on
audio,
Eric Readinger (11:44):
yeah, I thought about that, yeah, where it's
like, man, if you really wantedto dig
Law Smith (11:47):
in, I have been thinking a lot about kit or kids
finding this later. Hopefullythey're like, social media is
very or, like, right? Podcasts,stupid, like, but they're gonna
get I'm thinking like,
Eric Readinger (12:00):
needs to come back around like, you know,
having vinyl records. Well,
Law Smith (12:03):
we're gonna get, I visualized when they're adults
and they're gonna be like, Ohyeah, well, I went back. I
screwed. I could scan everytranscript y'all have because
you're stupid, and put it outthere. I would look through
every SRT file using whateverchat GPT versions in the
Eric Readinger (12:21):
future. Guess what? You spent 14 hours talking
about your hemorrhoids, right?
Law Smith (12:26):
I wish I've never, I've never had one of you,
Eric Readinger (12:30):
we did a whole story arc. It was a whole thing,
oh,
Law Smith (12:34):
on your Oh, yeah, I, I thought the story arc was on
you getting snipped, and then megoing to get snapped and
worrying about it. Yes, that wasanother one that was our lives.
That was, that was a beautifularc. I so I had, what I do, have
an old school rant, because Ihad some guy that was so rude to
(12:55):
me. I had a guy that inquiredabout services of the agency,
the tokabaga agency, T, O, C, O,B, a.ga, if you want to go to
the URL for marketing services,right, right? This guy's
Canadian. A, he's probably 67 Iguess, PhD, and he contacted me.
(13:20):
We talked over to zoom, and Igo, Okay, I think I know what
you need. Let me put a proposaltogether, and I'll send that
over. You know, it takes astandard, takes about an hour to
put it together. Gotta think itover. Gotta think, Okay, what's
the timeline, what's the price,what's the cost? I mean, the
delivery cost internally, howmany labor hours it's gonna
take? You know, you have to dothat kind of project management
(13:41):
math. So I do that. And so theidea is, and look, I had another
client that just cut theirbreach of contract, not going to
bring them up, because wefigured it out. This guy sucks,
and he wasn't even a client, soI'm going to talk mad shit.
Eric Readinger (13:59):
What's his name? His name's, I can't even
Law Smith (14:01):
pronounce it. You're gonna have to go to eco us.org,
and he's on there. It's Dr, Binsugar, typical name. I don't
know how to say his last name.It's like Chimichanga. It's all
my my brain just went, That's aclose enough auto correctors.
Were
Eric Readinger (14:19):
you calling him Dr Timmy Chanca,
Law Smith (14:21):
no, I didn't even go. I didn't even shoot for his
name. I was like, I'm gonna messthis up. Maybe that's why he was
a dick. So here's the story. Sohe, he, we have, we have a good
talk. I bring up, hey, maybehere's the idea, and it's a
really good idea. But he, Ididn't sign an NDA, so I don't
give a shit. And if he wasn'tsuch a dick, I wouldn't have
(14:42):
brought it up. Um, yes, he uh,get it. He has a way of taking
rubber remnants and making itinto productive things, right?
Apparently, there's a lot ofremnants of rubber in every
city, and the city's waste.Doesn't know what to do with it.
Is it dildos? It's not dildos,okay? But I'm I like, where your
(15:06):
head's at. It is upcycling in asense, but not up in your
menstrual cycle area. Yeah, it,it's basically like every city
basically just burns rubber inAmerica. It's cool. We don't
have enough waste management tohandle all of this. So we have
this kind of raw materials afterthey're blown out tires or
(15:27):
whatever it is. You can makethem into parking curbs, and
they work better than the onesthat we currently use. Now,
sure, yeah. So now you got twofold. You got two income
sources, potentially, one is toto be able to get something out
of taking away this waste fromwaste management of local
governments or local contractedgovernment waste facilities, and
(15:51):
then you have this other partwhere you're you're selling
something made out of theproduct, right? So we talked
about this ago. This soundsgreat. It it sounds like
something we really, both of us,would be really into. Like, I'm
all in on that idea. I love thatit's green. It's better for the
environment. It's a profitableidea. If it was Shark Tank, I'd
(16:13):
be like, This sounds great.Let's break down some numbers.
But at the end of the zoom, atthe end of the zoom, calls like,
you know, have you looked intogrants?
Eric Readinger (16:22):
Uh huh, there's a great idea.
Law Smith (16:23):
There's a lot of ways to money to pull it could cover
the cost of hiring my firm,right? You know, like,
Eric Readinger (16:31):
yeah, helpful thing to offer.
Law Smith (16:34):
There's, there's municipal, there's city, there's
state. It was right at, I gotta,like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna make
this little meal. I'm gonna makea meal out of this a bit. So I
bring this is like, the last twominutes of a 30 minute zoom
call, right, right? And it'ssomething I had the idea of.
(16:55):
Now, I send the proposal, youknow, I get it over to him. I'm
like, let's just start with yourbrand and your website, and then
we'll worry about this otherstuff. He's got a website, but
it looks like dog shit if you goto eco us.org, which, by the
way, the brand name should belike ethos, like ecos. It should
(17:16):
be called that, not eco us, likethat would be my one thing I'll
throw out there if he happens tolisten to this episode,
Eric Readinger (17:25):
I would look at and be like, EQ, is it French?
Yeah, whatever
Law Smith (17:29):
it could be, but it's a made up word. So it could
be.org.org.org Right? And, andthere's a little, little, a
little like kind of thing about,like, Hey, this is kind of how
it works in the US, not this ishow, not so much in Canada, kind
of thing. I go, if you go on thewebsite, I'm like, You need to
(17:51):
maybe humanize this image. Like,so he sends, he sends me a bit
in your face, right? I go,apocalyptic, maybe look, I look,
I like it. For those listening,it is a bunch of tires burning
and and it doesn't really speakto
Eric Readinger (18:08):
anybody like, yeah, post apocalyptic
hellscape. It
Law Smith (18:12):
makes the user feel like they did it, which is bad,
yes, right? So this is yourfault. And so here, look at it.
Here we go back and forth. Thisis like seven back and forth
emails. After I send theproposal, he asks a bunch of
questions. I answer him veryquickly, right? Just try not to
you. And you know this fromseeing a lot of work, I can be
(18:34):
verbose in these emails. Back inthe day, I had a big chip on my
shoulder, like I know what I'mtalking about. Let me explain
it. Let me over explain it. Togive you the comprehensive
answer for all of these, Istopped doing that a while ago
and just try to answer it veryquickly. His reply was, this is
very vague, and I'm like, Okay,I apologize. Let me give you
(18:57):
some more info. Answer this witha little bit more detail. He
goes, these could have been oneword email answers. I'm like,
Okay, wait. And I I re answerthese again, and I use,
Eric Readinger (19:13):
I couldn't take the time write a full sentence.
I He goes, these
Law Smith (19:17):
could have all been answered in one words. And I go,
but I was too vague in the Ididn't even get into that part
that. You go, it's too vaguelast time, right? And he goes,
Look, I've been a consultant for30 years. I'm a PhD. You know?
He does the resume thing on me.And I'm like, got it. I
apologize. Let me, let me redothis. Let me see if I can send
this like a 5d 4d what is it? A4d cube? It's going to be as big
(19:45):
and as small as it needs to beas an answer, right? Answer
back, did you say 4d cube? Yeah.Have you seen No, I didn't say
that, but we did look that up,like months ago. What a 4d cube
would look like from representwe're talking. 4d 5d shit. How
do you visually 60? No, well,how do you visually do it?
(20:05):
Right? There's a way to there.You can look it up when you're
on time. But what we looked thisup, I know the 40 we were
talking about Interstellar,because how do you visualize 4d
Eric Readinger (20:17):
it has a name. What's the name for it? What the
thing it's like? Oh, they'realways trying to find it in
Transformers and shit. You're,
Law Smith (20:29):
I'm thinking of the toy now, that is Megatron.
Eric Readinger (20:34):
It's called the Mobius strip. No, but you're
close other bullshit, quantum
Law Smith (20:42):
something 4440 cube. Put that in. Oh, use Google.
Eric Readinger (20:50):
What do you use? Chat, GP, test. Oh, yeah, okay,
I'm an idiot. So
Law Smith (21:00):
go back and forth and like, I go, Hey, maybe it'd be a
good idea if we get on anothercall, because I feel like I'm
not
Eric Readinger (21:08):
answers. I want to punch you in the face right
now, right? Let's not Oh, and he
Law Smith (21:11):
also tells me, I don't need the answer. I don't
need to
Eric Readinger (21:14):
tell me the answer. I don't need one
website. I want you to make mefeel the all the questions
Law Smith (21:19):
about grants, and how many grants have I done? And how
many, how many have I helped?And how much money I'm like,
this wasn't you don't even havea thing yet. We don't even know
how to pitch this, right and dothis shit on your own time and
submit it, trying to be nice. Ithrew it in there. Hey, let's
get you started with like, pitchdeck website
Eric Readinger (21:37):
is your picture, telling them that so that you
make sure you get paid. Well,no, let's
Law Smith (21:41):
get a brand. Let's get you, I have a foundation.
Let's do this as a projectfirst, then we'll go into
ongoing stuff. Because what hewanted to do is make a network
of people to sell this idea inother cities, right? Like boots
on the ground, Tampa,Jacksonville, Orlando, Miami,
you know? Let's start inFlorida, where this seems to be
(22:03):
a need with all the wastemanagement companies. And I go,
Okay, well, let's figure out howto present this, and then let's
lead generate to find the rightpeople to do it. We have to find
people that are already doingsales, that don't have an
exclusivity, that are adjacentto this world, right? Like solar
panel dudes, right? Yeah, youknow the shitty ones, all solar
(22:24):
panel guys suck. Like, most ofthem are scams. Like, you get
solar panels, you have to put itin the grid for the city you're
in, in almost every city in theUnited States. It's, I don't
know how utility companies havea monopoly on that, but it's
insane. All right, so I, I goback and forth with him,
(22:45):
cuteness, check. And he's like,Are you cute? Okay, good. And
he, he goes, that will benecessary. And I go, Okay, well,
you know, we're around if youneed anything, you know, just
saying, if you're gonna gosomewhere, look for answers.
You're gonna probably you couldboomerang back and be like, I
(23:06):
fucked up. Then he goes, I will.I won't need to do that. And I
was like, That motherfucker. Andso I was like, I was gonna
write. I was gonna talk shitright back to him. I go, I
wanted to be like, here's what Iwanted to write. Was like, well,
you're an engineer and you're afucking academic in Canada,
you'll fuck this up big time.You'll need somebody right at
Eric Readinger (23:29):
42 these colors don't run old underlying and I
was like, every
Law Smith (23:35):
engineer you know fucks up everything. The reason
this hasn't gotten off, if it'ssuch a great idea is because of
you. What's the number one thingDean Akers, friend of the
program, business dad, mentor tothe podcast, has said for years,
the number one thingentrepreneurs fuck up is they
get in their own way. Yeah, hehas, he has the IP on this. He
has a he has the he has the notcopyright the act. Trademark on
(24:04):
the operation of it.
Eric Readinger (24:06):
Okay, it's not it. Trademark
Law Smith (24:10):
starts with a P. Damn it. Someone, whoever's made it
this far in the podcast, ispunching their steering wheel. A
process, come on, brain, it's
Eric Readinger (24:23):
not gonna happen. Does he have a place?
No. So this day he just had awebsite.
Law Smith (24:29):
So it became this thing of like, I go essentially,
you're learning hellscape of awebsite. You're trying to be a
startup, essentially. And that'sfine. Worked on a lot of
startups. I can help with thatfundraise, build a network of
these losers that are sellingyour shitty idea everywhere,
right? Fine. You know, if youwant to take my opinion, great.
(24:50):
If you don't, I'll execute itfor you, whatever the strategy
is. And I was like, you fuckingyou're such a dipshit if you
have a patent, i. Ah, yeah,patent, not on the operation.
That's the word. Oh,
Eric Readinger (25:03):
I thought you said patent already. No, I said
IP,
Law Smith (25:08):
intellectual property. But patent, you can
patent the process of somethinglike he's good, so he's
basically has this great idea,but he's gonna shit all over
himself, shit the bed, and it'snever gonna happen. Yeah, good.
And take that. And by the way,you're long in the tooth. Yeah,
you're old too. You can findwhat I want you. I want you to
(25:32):
find his name and see if you canread it. It's on here. Yeah,
it's, if you go to like, aboutus, he's one of the guys on
there. I'm like, This is thecrustiest WordPress site. This
looks like it's from 1997 whatare we doing all the way to the
left that guy,
Eric Readinger (25:50):
Ben Jimmy Tonga,
Law Smith (25:54):
yeah, maybe we shouldn't say his name. I'm
sweating balls. I'm getting
Eric Readinger (25:57):
heated. Okay. Well,
Law Smith (25:58):
look, I didn't perimenopausal. You know, this
gets me all hot. I mean,
Eric Readinger (26:04):
the next guy can't really pronounce his name
either. Yeah,
Law Smith (26:08):
I go. You need someone to repackage what you're
doing. You can't do
Eric Readinger (26:12):
it, yeah? And they gotta look AI generated.
You got
Law Smith (26:17):
a hold of me dick face, yeah?
Eric Readinger (26:21):
So you just gave him an idea to get a grant, and
he's like,
Law Smith (26:24):
oh, and he ran with that. And I was like, whoa,
whoa, whoa, you can't do thatyet, until you you can't even
pitch this properly. Let himfail. And by the like, grant
writing process is formulaic. Ityou can get it programmatically
done. I've seen it happen. It'snot just ask Chad GPP you can
use it for sure. I looked upvideos when I was doing the
(26:45):
proposal. I was like, wonder howhard it is to do it with that
used to have to have a guy thatmade a programmatic thing for
you. Remember all the PPP loans,and the only people that got
them were people who had aprogrammatic like way of
submitting for them right assoon as they became available.
So the people was trying tohelp. It didn't,
Eric Readinger (27:07):
oh, I didn't know that was a thing. Oh yeah,
oh yeah. I
Law Smith (27:11):
wish I got on top of that. Back in the day, you don't
have to pay them. Yeah,
Eric Readinger (27:15):
great. Good for them. Yeah, anyway, good for
them.
Law Smith (27:19):
Whoo. I'm sweating so much. Okay, yeah,
Eric Readinger (27:23):
we're good. We did it. You're welcome, people.
Oh, toodles,
oh boy, oh my gosh, no, let'skeep going. You're so rusty. No,
I
just changed the thing. Bye.Bye.
You haven't been playing with that app.
Eric Readinger (00:02):
I have the one from last time, sure.
Law Smith (00:06):
Okay, we can use the the song I Love, yeah, you good
to go, yeah. Oh, I forgot it's alittle island by being
Eric Readinger (00:20):
yeah one, do a different one. I didn't remember
this, but a different
Law Smith (00:25):
one, but,
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oh yeah, I
Law Smith (00:33):
didn't do this.
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We ain't here to last with the words cut deep
Law Smith (00:38):
like a black guy that's way here to crash. I
craft a dream, but we rake youthe cash podcast. Got the vibes
we throw? Mike duck, keepingpace. We hustle and grow. Are we
really? Yeah, oh, we're reallygoing, Okay, this is very good
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Um, already doing it. I was already turning
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Eric Readinger (01:57):
You can see how rusty I am. We needed music
behind that. My bad. That'sokay. You want so stupid.
Law Smith (02:04):
We haven't really kicked off until you'll go
Eric Readinger (02:07):
that. Yeah, it popped out hard. Sorry that
Law Smith (02:11):
you. I pulled back. I pulled out. I'm the pull out
King. What used to pull out sofar like so far in advance, I'd
be in the other room. Are yousure about that?
Eric Readinger (02:22):
I haven't got to play with my buttons in a while.
Law Smith (02:25):
Dude, I'm gonna bring a sound board in and it's good.
Yeah, I will chop. I've beenworking on, I got one. I got one
in the mail coming. I've gotsome ideas I want to I'm gonna
throw in there,
Eric Readinger (02:37):
into the sound board. Oh, yeah, I got
Law Smith (02:39):
some. Oh, they're all monogam Right now, but I got
I've been listening to a lot ofcome town, as I've been telling
you, oh okay, for all the younglisteners that want to hear a
podcast that's basically like,you know, a 13 year old slumber
party. Oh, give a shit, dudes.Hey, it's the number one Patreon
Eric Readinger (02:56):
show for years. I know. Actually, we should
totally pivot. We
Law Smith (02:59):
should definitely be talking about surge and Sega and
Eric Readinger (03:04):
all the other 13 year olds. Yeah. And
Law Smith (03:07):
do a lot of gay jokes, lot of gay jokes. You're
gay. You're gay.
Eric Readinger (03:12):
No buttons for it. Your hats keep going. What
does
Law Smith (03:16):
it say? It just looks like it's got come all over it
for the oceans, yeah. But if youreally zoom in, if you get that,
that other camera on you, youcan see real speckled jizz all
over that hat, five Jizz. It'dbe too delicate. Someone would
have to jizz into something andthen blot it in perfect spot.
Yeah, exactly. Perfect pattern,stupid. Um, you you got
(03:42):
something or you want me? No, Igot nothing to know. I thought
you had a story or something.No, we're talking off Mike,
okay, nothing,
Eric Readinger (03:48):
nothing. It's like everything is totally
normal. Do you
Law Smith (03:51):
know who Bonnie blue is? No, well, you may have heard
of her, not by name. She was theporn star, yeah, and she was the
one who was going for real,yeah, I was guessing. And I
wanted to do joking around. Iwanted to do some math, some
real quick Wait, how does shespell blue? As far as I know,
(04:13):
the regular spelling, B,
Eric Readinger (04:14):
L, E, W,
Law Smith (04:15):
British. Oh, perfect, yeah, yeah. She was trying to go
for the record of how many dudesshe could bank get banged by
this news. We're a little lateon. This is a couple months old,
but she got 1500 and 1057 in 12hours. Now, trying to think
(04:36):
about this, you see how she hadsex with that many dudes, right?
She tried to live stream it on,on, only fans, only fans. Cut
the feed because they don't havethe they have 1000 limit. They
don't, well, they don't have theNDA, they don't have everybody,
like Id verified and all thatstuff. Yeah? So cut that feed.
So it's unofficial, but I'mgoing to take the word for it,
(04:59):
because why? Would you bragabout this? About the parking
problem? Well, I was trying tobreak down the math. How many
pumps are you getting in whatcounts as sex in this situation,
right? So you got 12 hours.What's 12 times 6060, minutes,
right? I thought you would have,had done the math already. No, I
wanted to do it in real time,because that's what people like
(05:19):
to hear you. It's more, yeah,cuz I might mess up. And then
people are like, you're bro,alright, so you got 720 minutes.
720 minutes, right? And that'sit. No breaks, no nothing,
right? So 1057 dudes, we'retalking per minute. That's a
(05:41):
point six, eight a minute. Whatis that
Eric Readinger (05:44):
get less than a minute. So
Law Smith (05:46):
you get like. Let's break it down by point six,
eight minutes. Let's do it byseconds, right? So
Eric Readinger (05:51):
it would be like.
Law Smith (05:54):
So 40 seconds per unit on average.
Eric Readinger (05:57):
Oh, it'd be like. So you gotta think about
it seconds. I was
Law Smith (06:00):
trying to, I was trying to imitate it. You'd have
to walk up. Well, like, thinkabout, like, like, walking, do a
walk through, right, right? Iwas like, What do you six pumps,
maybe, right? And there's,there's has to be a line of
dudes, like, right behind you.So there's got to be stage
fright. Well,
Eric Readinger (06:18):
they're all ready to go, right? Well,
Law Smith (06:20):
you know, get out of line. Go to the end of line. You
ever played a game of knockoutwith guys that are better than
you and you're almost you'regetting down to it. I always win
basketball.
Eric Readinger (06:30):
I know what you mean.
Law Smith (06:31):
For the listeners that may not remember knockout.
Oh, you have a big line of dudesso you can go play pick up.
That's, that's the best way todo it. Dudes, yeah, big line of
dudes. Guys, this line's not bigenough Come on. Kind of like a
knockout, thinking about it. Andthen you got to go up, and you
have under 40 seconds, so youhave to walk up, insert pump,
(06:52):
pump, pump, pump, and then getout. So I'm thinking six was
where I landed. It'sinconceivable. Quite frankly,
she's got to get a Gatoradebreak or an IV while doing some
of this, probably just hooked upwell, right? Guys have to ignore
that. She's basically a bean bagthe whole time, right? She has
to be in like, stir ups, like apregnant like having a baby,
(07:14):
right? Very medical in a but thegrossest British men of all time
in this line,
Eric Readinger (07:23):
imagine the end of that line. This of those
penises. They're just over andover again, right?
Law Smith (07:32):
And she, I, you know, and then there has to be, do, I
mean, not to be so gross, butthere has to be gross. Dude,
don't be gross. Not going to be.But I'm speaking pragmatically.
This is a pragmatic podcast.This is business. We're doing
math. This is real raw dog talklike you like and so it's like,
(07:54):
it has to be, you've got tofollow a dude that busted for
sure, 1057 guys. One of them hasto bust the math doesn't add up.
Honestly, you got to take abreak every now and again.
There's no way she could justsit there for 12 hours. Yeah,
right. I I mean, when you'remaking humans doing amazing
(08:16):
thing, when other people makeyour schedule record on the
line, you know you ever havesomeone give you an agenda of,
like, a day competition, theynever put in, like, lunch or
break or any of that, you'rejust onto the next thing you
know, right? You've had to dovideo production where it's
like, here's the agenda listedout, or whatever it is, yeah, or
anything. And they don't, theydon't production, they don't
(08:36):
miss lunch, but they don't,right? But, I mean, they don't
put it in the schedule, right?It's just like, You mean
standing up.
Eric Readinger (08:44):
Okay? I'm go, I'll go, I'll yes and the
situation, but disagree with thevideography part anyways,
Law Smith (08:49):
go ahead. Yeah, I'm making an example if anybody, if
you've ever had like, a long,like conference schedule or had
to do a trade show for acompany, they don't build in any
like, break time ever whensomeone else makes a schedule,
usually your manager or boss orwhatever, right? So I'm just
trying to think pragmatically,like you got that's, that's
(09:10):
real. It might even be one pumpin and out, bye, probably, it
probably takes more time to geta guy to walk up and walk out.
Yeah,
Eric Readinger (09:19):
the transition time is the real, you know,
unspoken Time Eater
Law Smith (09:22):
here, and there's got to be a crease, like a hockey
crease for a goalie, right?Can't be any kids. You can't
have another guy, yeah? Youknow, don't go over. If you ever
play Top Golf, you can't go overthat red line, or else you're
going to get whacked Right,right with with a driver. There
has to be some kind ofdemarcation line, like you
cannot go past this.
Eric Readinger (09:41):
Yeah, that line probably is covered in
Law Smith (09:45):
stuff. And, man, you're at the end of that line.
You can't. And there's nodoubles, it was just individual
dudes. I'm go back for seconds.Well, you could, that wouldn't
count for this record,apparently. So had to be that
many of. Losers think, if you'relike, there was definitely
Eric Readinger (10:02):
a guy who came back with a fake mustache. He
was like, Oh, for
Law Smith (10:05):
sure, for sure. Like, I don't care if you're in the
beginning of the line, you'regonna go shave your beard or
whatever, come back in,
Eric Readinger (10:11):
right, right. Have lunch. Like the schedule
says, right, right, yeah.
Law Smith (10:15):
You're gonna switch it out. You're gonna talk a
little company or something. Youkeep
Eric Readinger (10:19):
wanting to do it, huh? I like
Law Smith (10:21):
accents are fun. Oh, even when you're even when
you're really bad at them. Idon't know. I just wanted to
break down that math. It's beenbugging me, and I figured we'd
do it in real
Eric Readinger (10:31):
time. Thank God you saved it for me. We haven't
podcasted. And have we everpodcast
Unknown (10:37):
it doesn't feel that way. Are we even doing it now,
that's what you're coming in hotwith. I don't even know if
anybody made it past this partof the podcast. Yeah, you're a
real fan. Anyways, you're afriend. Well, you're a friend of
the program. Welcome back. Makesure to subscribe. Share it with
a friend. Yeah, don't share itwith your mom. She probably
(10:57):
won't
Eric Readinger (10:58):
like it. Yeah,
Law Smith (11:01):
although Mom, this is a Big Mom podcast, the real
moms,
Eric Readinger (11:07):
is it, though, yeah. Do we have any female
listeners?
Law Smith (11:12):
Only ones that hate me? It seems in our in our
history, they hate Listen, wetake it, yeah, I'll take out
family members Texas, yeah, theyall listen and hate, hate.
Listen, it's, it's real nice.
Eric Readinger (11:26):
At least they care enough to still hate.
Listen, well, you
Law Smith (11:29):
know, you're not going to find anything because
it's all out there. It's allright, we have all catalog. It's
all out there. Yeah, verylittle. I've held back on, I
know about 90 I said, we alwayssaid, like, 97% probably on
audio,
Eric Readinger (11:44):
yeah, I thought about that, yeah, where it's
like, man, if you really wantedto dig
Law Smith (11:47):
in, I have been thinking a lot about kit or kids
finding this later. Hopefullythey're like, social media is
very or, like, right? Podcasts,stupid, like, but they're gonna
get I'm thinking like,
Eric Readinger (12:00):
needs to come back around like, you know,
having vinyl records. Well,
Law Smith (12:03):
we're gonna get, I visualized when they're adults
and they're gonna be like, Ohyeah, well, I went back. I
screwed. I could scan everytranscript y'all have because
you're stupid, and put it outthere. I would look through
every SRT file using whateverchat GPT versions in the
Eric Readinger (12:21):
future. Guess what? You spent 14 hours talking
about your hemorrhoids, right?
Law Smith (12:26):
I wish I've never, I've never had one of you,
Eric Readinger (12:30):
we did a whole story arc. It was a whole thing,
oh,
Law Smith (12:34):
on your Oh, yeah, I, I thought the story arc was on
you getting snipped, and then megoing to get snapped and
worrying about it. Yes, that wasanother one that was our lives.
That was, that was a beautifularc. I so I had, what I do, have
an old school rant, because Ihad some guy that was so rude to
(12:55):
me. I had a guy that inquiredabout services of the agency,
the tokabaga agency, T, O, C, O,B, a.ga, if you want to go to
the URL for marketing services,right, right? This guy's
Canadian. A, he's probably 67 Iguess, PhD, and he contacted me.
(13:20):
We talked over to zoom, and Igo, Okay, I think I know what
you need. Let me put a proposaltogether, and I'll send that
over. You know, it takes astandard, takes about an hour to
put it together. Gotta think itover. Gotta think, Okay, what's
the timeline, what's the price,what's the cost? I mean, the
delivery cost internally, howmany labor hours it's gonna
take? You know, you have to dothat kind of project management
(13:41):
math. So I do that. And so theidea is, and look, I had another
client that just cut theirbreach of contract, not going to
bring them up, because wefigured it out. This guy sucks,
and he wasn't even a client, soI'm going to talk mad shit.
Eric Readinger (13:59):
What's his name? His name's, I can't even
Law Smith (14:01):
pronounce it. You're gonna have to go to eco us.org,
and he's on there. It's Dr, Binsugar, typical name. I don't
know how to say his last name.It's like Chimichanga. It's all
my my brain just went, That's aclose enough auto correctors.
Were
Eric Readinger (14:19):
you calling him Dr Timmy Chanca,
Law Smith (14:21):
no, I didn't even go. I didn't even shoot for his
name. I was like, I'm gonna messthis up. Maybe that's why he was
a dick. So here's the story. Sohe, he, we have, we have a good
talk. I bring up, hey, maybehere's the idea, and it's a
really good idea. But he, Ididn't sign an NDA, so I don't
give a shit. And if he wasn'tsuch a dick, I wouldn't have
(14:42):
brought it up. Um, yes, he uh,get it. He has a way of taking
rubber remnants and making itinto productive things, right?
Apparently, there's a lot ofremnants of rubber in every
city, and the city's waste.Doesn't know what to do with it.
Is it dildos? It's not dildos,okay? But I'm I like, where your
(15:06):
head's at. It is upcycling in asense, but not up in your
menstrual cycle area. Yeah, it,it's basically like every city
basically just burns rubber inAmerica. It's cool. We don't
have enough waste management tohandle all of this. So we have
this kind of raw materials afterthey're blown out tires or
(15:27):
whatever it is. You can makethem into parking curbs, and
they work better than the onesthat we currently use. Now,
sure, yeah. So now you got twofold. You got two income
sources, potentially, one is toto be able to get something out
of taking away this waste fromwaste management of local
governments or local contractedgovernment waste facilities, and
(15:51):
then you have this other partwhere you're you're selling
something made out of theproduct, right? So we talked
about this ago. This soundsgreat. It it sounds like
something we really, both of us,would be really into. Like, I'm
all in on that idea. I love thatit's green. It's better for the
environment. It's a profitableidea. If it was Shark Tank, I'd
(16:13):
be like, This sounds great.Let's break down some numbers.
But at the end of the zoom, atthe end of the zoom, calls like,
you know, have you looked intogrants?
Eric Readinger (16:22):
Uh huh, there's a great idea.
Law Smith (16:23):
There's a lot of ways to money to pull it could cover
the cost of hiring my firm,right? You know, like,
Eric Readinger (16:31):
yeah, helpful thing to offer.
Law Smith (16:34):
There's, there's municipal, there's city, there's
state. It was right at, I gotta,like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna make
this little meal. I'm gonna makea meal out of this a bit. So I
bring this is like, the last twominutes of a 30 minute zoom
call, right, right? And it'ssomething I had the idea of.
(16:55):
Now, I send the proposal, youknow, I get it over to him. I'm
like, let's just start with yourbrand and your website, and then
we'll worry about this otherstuff. He's got a website, but
it looks like dog shit if you goto eco us.org, which, by the
way, the brand name should belike ethos, like ecos. It should
(17:16):
be called that, not eco us, likethat would be my one thing I'll
throw out there if he happens tolisten to this episode,
Eric Readinger (17:25):
I would look at and be like, EQ, is it French?
Yeah, whatever
Law Smith (17:29):
it could be, but it's a made up word. So it could
be.org.org.org Right? And, andthere's a little, little, a
little like kind of thing about,like, Hey, this is kind of how
it works in the US, not this ishow, not so much in Canada, kind
of thing. I go, if you go on thewebsite, I'm like, You need to
(17:51):
maybe humanize this image. Like,so he sends, he sends me a bit
in your face, right? I go,apocalyptic, maybe look, I look,
I like it. For those listening,it is a bunch of tires burning
and and it doesn't really speakto
Eric Readinger (18:08):
anybody like, yeah, post apocalyptic
hellscape. It
Law Smith (18:12):
makes the user feel like they did it, which is bad,
yes, right? So this is yourfault. And so here, look at it.
Here we go back and forth. Thisis like seven back and forth
emails. After I send theproposal, he asks a bunch of
questions. I answer him veryquickly, right? Just try not to
you. And you know this fromseeing a lot of work, I can be
(18:34):
verbose in these emails. Back inthe day, I had a big chip on my
shoulder, like I know what I'mtalking about. Let me explain
it. Let me over explain it. Togive you the comprehensive
answer for all of these, Istopped doing that a while ago
and just try to answer it veryquickly. His reply was, this is
very vague, and I'm like, Okay,I apologize. Let me give you
(18:57):
some more info. Answer this witha little bit more detail. He
goes, these could have been oneword email answers. I'm like,
Okay, wait. And I I re answerthese again, and I use,
Eric Readinger (19:13):
I couldn't take the time write a full sentence.
I He goes, these
Law Smith (19:17):
could have all been answered in one words. And I go,
but I was too vague in the Ididn't even get into that part
that. You go, it's too vaguelast time, right? And he goes,
Look, I've been a consultant for30 years. I'm a PhD. You know?
He does the resume thing on me.And I'm like, got it. I
apologize. Let me, let me redothis. Let me see if I can send
this like a 5d 4d what is it? A4d cube? It's going to be as big
(19:45):
and as small as it needs to beas an answer, right? Answer
back, did you say 4d cube? Yeah.Have you seen No, I didn't say
that, but we did look that up,like months ago. What a 4d cube
would look like from representwe're talking. 4d 5d shit. How
do you visually 60? No, well,how do you visually do it?
(20:05):
Right? There's a way to there.You can look it up when you're
on time. But what we looked thisup, I know the 40 we were
talking about Interstellar,because how do you visualize 4d
Eric Readinger (20:17):
it has a name. What's the name for it? What the
thing it's like? Oh, they'realways trying to find it in
Transformers and shit. You're,
Law Smith (20:29):
I'm thinking of the toy now, that is Megatron.
Eric Readinger (20:34):
It's called the Mobius strip. No, but you're
close other bullshit, quantum
Law Smith (20:42):
something 4440 cube. Put that in. Oh, use Google.
Eric Readinger (20:50):
What do you use? Chat, GP, test. Oh, yeah, okay,
I'm an idiot. So
Law Smith (21:00):
go back and forth and like, I go, Hey, maybe it'd be a
good idea if we get on anothercall, because I feel like I'm
not
Eric Readinger (21:08):
answers. I want to punch you in the face right
now, right? Let's not Oh, and he
Law Smith (21:11):
also tells me, I don't need the answer. I don't
need to
Eric Readinger (21:14):
tell me the answer. I don't need one
website. I want you to make mefeel the all the questions
Law Smith (21:19):
about grants, and how many grants have I done? And how
many, how many have I helped?And how much money I'm like,
this wasn't you don't even havea thing yet. We don't even know
how to pitch this, right and dothis shit on your own time and
submit it, trying to be nice. Ithrew it in there. Hey, let's
get you started with like, pitchdeck website
Eric Readinger (21:37):
is your picture, telling them that so that you
make sure you get paid. Well,no, let's
Law Smith (21:41):
get a brand. Let's get you, I have a foundation.
Let's do this as a projectfirst, then we'll go into
ongoing stuff. Because what hewanted to do is make a network
of people to sell this idea inother cities, right? Like boots
on the ground, Tampa,Jacksonville, Orlando, Miami,
you know? Let's start inFlorida, where this seems to be
(22:03):
a need with all the wastemanagement companies. And I go,
Okay, well, let's figure out howto present this, and then let's
lead generate to find the rightpeople to do it. We have to find
people that are already doingsales, that don't have an
exclusivity, that are adjacentto this world, right? Like solar
panel dudes, right? Yeah, youknow the shitty ones, all solar
(22:24):
panel guys suck. Like, most ofthem are scams. Like, you get
solar panels, you have to put itin the grid for the city you're
in, in almost every city in theUnited States. It's, I don't
know how utility companies havea monopoly on that, but it's
insane. All right, so I, I goback and forth with him,
(22:45):
cuteness, check. And he's like,Are you cute? Okay, good. And
he, he goes, that will benecessary. And I go, Okay, well,
you know, we're around if youneed anything, you know, just
saying, if you're gonna gosomewhere, look for answers.
You're gonna probably you couldboomerang back and be like, I
(23:06):
fucked up. Then he goes, I will.I won't need to do that. And I
was like, That motherfucker. Andso I was like, I was gonna
write. I was gonna talk shitright back to him. I go, I
wanted to be like, here's what Iwanted to write. Was like, well,
you're an engineer and you're afucking academic in Canada,
you'll fuck this up big time.You'll need somebody right at
Eric Readinger (23:29):
42 these colors don't run old underlying and I
was like, every
Law Smith (23:35):
engineer you know fucks up everything. The reason
this hasn't gotten off, if it'ssuch a great idea is because of
you. What's the number one thingDean Akers, friend of the
program, business dad, mentor tothe podcast, has said for years,
the number one thingentrepreneurs fuck up is they
get in their own way. Yeah, hehas, he has the IP on this. He
has a he has the he has the notcopyright the act. Trademark on
(24:04):
the operation of it.
Eric Readinger (24:06):
Okay, it's not it. Trademark
Law Smith (24:10):
starts with a P. Damn it. Someone, whoever's made it
this far in the podcast, ispunching their steering wheel. A
process, come on, brain, it's
Eric Readinger (24:23):
not gonna happen. Does he have a place?
No. So this day he just had awebsite.
Law Smith (24:29):
So it became this thing of like, I go essentially,
you're learning hellscape of awebsite. You're trying to be a
startup, essentially. And that'sfine. Worked on a lot of
startups. I can help with thatfundraise, build a network of
these losers that are sellingyour shitty idea everywhere,
right? Fine. You know, if youwant to take my opinion, great.
(24:50):
If you don't, I'll execute itfor you, whatever the strategy
is. And I was like, you fuckingyou're such a dipshit if you
have a patent, i. Ah, yeah,patent, not on the operation.
That's the word. Oh,
Eric Readinger (25:03):
I thought you said patent already. No, I said
IP,
Law Smith (25:08):
intellectual property. But patent, you can
patent the process of somethinglike he's good, so he's
basically has this great idea,but he's gonna shit all over
himself, shit the bed, and it'snever gonna happen. Yeah, good.
And take that. And by the way,you're long in the tooth. Yeah,
you're old too. You can findwhat I want you. I want you to
(25:32):
find his name and see if you canread it. It's on here. Yeah,
it's, if you go to like, aboutus, he's one of the guys on
there. I'm like, This is thecrustiest WordPress site. This
looks like it's from 1997 whatare we doing all the way to the
left that guy,
Eric Readinger (25:50):
Ben Jimmy Tonga,
Law Smith (25:54):
yeah, maybe we shouldn't say his name. I'm
sweating balls. I'm getting
Eric Readinger (25:57):
heated. Okay. Well,
Law Smith (25:58):
look, I didn't perimenopausal. You know, this
gets me all hot. I mean,
Eric Readinger (26:04):
the next guy can't really pronounce his name
either. Yeah,
Law Smith (26:08):
I go. You need someone to repackage what you're
doing. You can't do
Eric Readinger (26:12):
it, yeah? And they gotta look AI generated.
You got
Law Smith (26:17):
a hold of me dick face, yeah?
Eric Readinger (26:21):
So you just gave him an idea to get a grant, and
he's like,
Law Smith (26:24):
oh, and he ran with that. And I was like, whoa,
whoa, whoa, you can't do thatyet, until you you can't even
pitch this properly. Let himfail. And by the like, grant
writing process is formulaic. Ityou can get it programmatically
done. I've seen it happen. It'snot just ask Chad GPP you can
use it for sure. I looked upvideos when I was doing the
(26:45):
proposal. I was like, wonder howhard it is to do it with that
used to have to have a guy thatmade a programmatic thing for
you. Remember all the PPP loans,and the only people that got
them were people who had aprogrammatic like way of
submitting for them right assoon as they became available.
So the people was trying tohelp. It didn't,
Eric Readinger (27:07):
oh, I didn't know that was a thing. Oh yeah,
oh yeah. I
Law Smith (27:11):
wish I got on top of that. Back in the day, you don't
have to pay them. Yeah,
Eric Readinger (27:15):
great. Good for them. Yeah, anyway, good for
them.
Law Smith (27:19):
Whoo. I'm sweating so much. Okay, yeah,
Eric Readinger (27:23):
we're good. We did it. You're welcome, people.
Oh, toodles,
oh boy, oh my gosh, no, let'skeep going. You're so rusty. No,
I
just changed the thing. Bye.Bye.
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