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Law Smith (00:00):
Oh, boy. I don't know where to break in. Don't let it
(00:27):
roll.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (00:27):
No. You can break in. Break in
whatever you want.
Law Smith (00:30):
This is girthy, the girthiest podcast about business
comedy. Oh god, that was sharp.I'm
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (00:37):
not used to it yet.
Law Smith (00:38):
Well, we're not used to it. I'm
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (00:40):
not used to any of this bullshit. If
Law Smith (00:42):
you're watching on video, which some of you might,
we're on Spotify with our videoepisodes as well. We're doing a
little different, I think, PatMcAfee style stand up desk.
Yeah.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (00:56):
What do you mean? You think we're
definitely doing well,
Law Smith (00:58):
we're doing a stand up guest version of stand well,
we were doing a coffee talkLinda Richmond SNL sketch
version, or like, two chairs bya fireplace setup, yeah, and
that was a little rough. Did
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (01:10):
somebody call you fat? No,
Law Smith (01:12):
I just, I called you
Unknown (01:14):
sure about that?
Law Smith (01:16):
Body is this morbid? I know I'm ripped.
Unknown (01:20):
You sure about that?
Law Smith (01:21):
Oh no.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (01:22):
And we changed the
Law Smith (01:23):
setup. Yeah, if you're listening and want to see
it on video, go to YouTube, putin girthy, girthy pod, I
believe, is our handle, and youcan look at all the comments in
our shorts that are funny, thatI reply to every one of them
because I find it fun.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (01:37):
Oh yeah, I don't even see them. Oh,
Law Smith (01:39):
I know, but I turned them on on purpose, because it's
like nothing, none of thatshould affect me. So it's like,
what I do is I always just agreewith them.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (01:48):
Oh, that's not why I don't see it.
Oh, I thought you hurt myfeelings. Oh,
Law Smith (01:53):
I mean, look, a lot of people get really bummed out
about comments
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (01:57):
that always surprised me, especially
famous people I get, well, I
Law Smith (02:01):
can get it if they get you in a sliver that not a
lot of people are saying, likecalling you fat, or like
someone's like, someone wasmaking fun of what we were
wearing or something. And I waslike, Okay, we do that on
purpose. But if they got to,like, the seventh thing, if
we're doing a rose battle, younever go for the obvious thing,
right? Yeah, like on video, I'mclearly taller than you. That's
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (02:24):
what is driving me fucking nuts.
Here, it looks like I'm teeny,tiny. There's
Law Smith (02:28):
a step stool over there,
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (02:29):
if you want it. We're the same.
Law Smith (02:30):
I You made the angles all weird, dude. Well, no, okay,
it's all fun house in here. I
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (02:38):
had to do this whole thing.
Law Smith (02:40):
I know we were trying stuff out, man, we got to
improve. If we're not changingand evolving, we're dying,
right?
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (02:48):
Yeah, well, I guess, literally going
from sitting to standing so
Law Smith (02:53):
but the comments like, if they get you, like,
there's something that you'relike, oh fuck, I need to work on
that. You know, they really cutit. We don't get those
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (03:01):
yet. Do you see how I have to stand
here straddling if you justpush, no, wait, actually, that
might be good for me. I knowgeometry, yeah. But see, I had
it set up so the carpet waslined up. So the thing when the
other side of the line up withthe carpet, and it's a whole
thing, okay, yeah, but
Law Smith (03:18):
the camera's not lined up. It might be your
camera. The tripod is, is levelor even with the carpet in front
of it, and this desk, carpetwith the desk the carpet stands
on, but I think the tripodswivel at the time. What else I
don't know? Look, I don't dothis. I don't know video, but I
(03:39):
do know geometry, Pythagoreantheorem in your nut. Destroy
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (03:44):
you in a geometry, B, what? You
heard me?
Law Smith (03:49):
Okay, you heard me. I know what we're doing next
episode.
Unknown (03:53):
I want to launch a rocket through it.
Law Smith (03:56):
Okay, that's a new one.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (03:58):
That's not is it? No,
Law Smith (04:01):
you haven't changed it in years.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (04:02):
Dr Travis Taylor, no, I'd
Law Smith (04:04):
have had that. I don't remember that one. You
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (04:07):
don't play out that good. You
Law Smith (04:08):
don't play it very often, yeah, uh, what you got on
your your dock at anything I sawyou brought Danny Jones out. We
were talking a little bit about,
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (04:16):
Oh, it wasn't so much that. Well,
this thing,
Law Smith (04:19):
Danny Jones, if you don't know, is a very, very big,
like, other worldly kind ofstuff going on, as I don't know
how you'd explain him. He
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (04:28):
gets a lot of relatively big name
podcast guests. I mean, peoplethat are, like, you know, famous
in their own respective fields.This are, like, a lot of
interesting stuff. I find a lotof it interesting. But what I
was saying to you earlier iskind of turned off of Danny
Jones after he went and kissedFlint dibbles ass for however
(04:48):
long, and he was like, You did agood job lying to Joe Rogan and
grammar like,
Law Smith (04:52):
is that an alibi name, though? I sure dribble
Dibble dibble.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (04:57):
Bro, you should I was telling you
talking about. Name, I think wetalked about this on a different
show, but where he was, he wason Joe Rogan's podcast, and he's
an archeologist, and he dressedup like fucking Indiana Jones
and had this goofy ass like,Derby hat on, and rather than
nothing, take the headphonelike, take the hat off and wear
(05:20):
the headphones over the ear,headphones like you're supposed
to. He held, he kept the hat on,and held one side of it up to
his ear for three hours, like an
Law Smith (05:29):
old school DJ, yes, for three hours because the brim
of the hat, you can't fuck itup. No, yeah, that was so
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (05:36):
it was like this. When I saw him
doing that within 15 minutes, Iwas like, I'm not, I don't have,
I don't believe a word. This guysays
Law Smith (05:43):
I'd be an asshole wearing a cowboy hat around. But
it's not practical to, like, getin your car because it would hit
the headrest. And, like, if yougo on a plane and wear a cowboy
hat, you're an asshole to me,because there's no way you have
to sit forward.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (05:55):
They take them off. You can take a
hat off. I know that's what I'msaying. Like you didn't take it
off. Or you
Law Smith (06:01):
could do the like, upside down headphone style,
where it's just like, frownyface, sure, you know, that
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (06:07):
would have worked. You know, he's just
an archeologist. I guess theydidn't cover that. But the thing
that we were that I have pulledup, I don't even really know
what it is. I didn't watch it.But this is, is this
Law Smith (06:17):
the guy in our backyard?
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (06:19):
He's in the Tampa Bay area, like
somewhere around there, I don'tso without knowing what, without
listening to this at all, I haveseen a video done by this guy
Law Smith (06:29):
who we're pulling up Reddit. He not watching and
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (06:33):
this just came out. But like I saw a
video, this guy said that hesmoked DMT and got a six, 650,
nanometer frequency laser, andshined it at the wall, and you
could see numbers and the code,the matrix that we live in, into
the like after like. So I havethe lasers.
Law Smith (06:54):
Okay. Are you gonna do DMT? Are we gonna we should?
We should video this for atleast like we ever do Patreon,
that'd be the first one. Well,
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (07:03):
maybe, no, we're not gonna smoke, damn.
Law Smith (07:05):
I'm not. Yeah, I know I said already you,
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (07:10):
but interesting, interesting, at the
very least,
Law Smith (07:15):
we did not answer. Interesting. Yeah, wait, who
would have played the fifth onthat one? We got lasers. We
might have some new kids thatare fans, that are watching, not
the lasers. Also, are you onblue sky yet? Because that, that
(07:36):
sounds like the coolest kind ofTwitter. No, you know what it
is.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (07:40):
Yeah. Like Twitter, Junior the Babylon
Law Smith (07:44):
got shut down with their first their first post. I
thought that was funny. Who didthe Babylon bee? Because they're
kind of a right leaning, youknow, satire thing, like the
onion used to be funny.Remember, right? Although they
bought Alex Jones out. So that'spretty hilarious, if that
(08:04):
actually goes through. I mean,he's fighting that, obviously
there's no way they're going tojust get it clean. But, yeah,
blue sky, it's for like, theBabylon B, very funny, because I
think you need it's so funnythat the onion existed forever
and there was nothing on theother side of it because it
(08:25):
started to careen.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (08:27):
You mean, like, The Real News? Well,
yeah, I
Law Smith (08:30):
mean, like, comedy is kind of really pointing out a
lot of, like, bullshit, really,you know, I
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (08:35):
don't understand what you mean, the
other side of it.
Law Smith (08:38):
So the onions, like, when it started, when we were in
college, the onion was just kindof satire of the news. And then
it really started hating on theright more and more, and it's
now, it's so far left kind ofthing that I'm surprised there
hasn't been a Babylon beebefore. The Babylon bee. And
those guys are funny, like funnywriters, yeah, but they got,
(09:03):
they got kicked off blue sky,because blue skies for people
that don't like all the redstuff going on on X or Twitter,
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (09:10):
yeah, now they get their feelings,
right? And
Law Smith (09:12):
Babylon B posted one thing and it got, they got their
account just killed. Well, theyboth, they just showed someone,
showed a screenshot of theircontent, like, taken down.
That's all they could do, andthe account was done. Oh, I find
that funny. I find that reallyinteresting. It's like, Huh? I
(09:33):
mean, it's smart on the guysthat made up blue sky. Or it's
really, ladies, probably, itfeels like the girl who invented
Bumble came from Tinder and shesaw the abuse over there, and
she was like, I'm gonna make onewhere the women are in charge.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (09:53):
I mean, like, I wonder from a
marketer stand. Point is that anew thing you gotta hit. What do
you have your blue sky accountset up? Um,
Law Smith (10:06):
well, there's the blue sky taking on a lot of
celebrities. Because, you know,if you remember Twitter and why
we didn't like really engage onthere's a show, it was like, Oh,
you got to be either tweeting 15times a day like our buddy, Matt
Fernandez, and be really funnywith jokes, like one line or two
liner jokes, or you already arecelebrity, and it's literally
(10:29):
followers and following rightlike it's the huge gap between
famous and not famous people.And so I think they're trying
to, I bet they're, they'rebanking on celebrities moving
over there, and not becausethere's a lot of people like,
you know, when someone's like,I'm shutting down my social
media for lit, you're like,what? You could have just done
(10:51):
it without the announcement,right? It's kind of that thing
going on.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (10:56):
Like, if you're doing marketing, you'd
have to hit blue sky. Now,
Law Smith (11:00):
I'll check it out. It's an avenue. It's a channel.
I need to look into. Redditadvertising a lot more for for
work seems to be a lot morelegit than it used to be.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (11:13):
I mean, I haven't ever messed with
it, but just off the top of myhead. I mean, being able to
target subreddit, I feel likewould be huge.
Law Smith (11:23):
Well, there's also programmatic stuff. You can do
that to really answer whenpeople are asking legit
questions that you could have itnot AI programmatic. Just
trigger, hey, someone's lookingfor a roofer. I own a roofing
company, and it'll do a replylike it's legit, but it'll also
make sure, as a Reddit user,right? But you're also making
(11:44):
sure the count. The deal withReddit is you, they'll kill your
account if you're just promotingso it'll do a like, you know, up
votes, and it looks like aperson's really doing stuff.
It's kind of interesting. Oh,but that's where people go to
find, you know, I would say alot of people go to find
information, like, legit. Imean,
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (12:07):
yeah, I forget who I was. I heard say,
talking about how they did alittle research on Google Now,
and it was like, how, if you goto the if you keep hitting next
page, because if you Googlesomething, it doesn't have the
1235, right at the bottom. Yeah,let's see if that's true.
Law Smith (12:29):
You can put in comedian law Smith, and you'll
just get away. You'll get abunch of people named Smith. So
that's not gonna work. No, we
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (12:36):
need something. Our podcast,
Law Smith (12:41):
herpes Boy, oh, yeah, yeah, this is what I've been
talking about, dude, kind ofmeta, in a way, like we are.
They control a lot ofinformation. Google is just
gotten, uh, an anti trust case.Now, did you see that? Yeah? Oh,
that's not the first one, Iknow, but this one seems more
(13:03):
legit because they brought thebrowser Chrome into the game,
which I didn't realize it wasoverwhelmingly dominant, like
85% it's higher than that. Ithink it's in the 90s. Yeah,
it's crazy, dude. Anyways,
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (13:17):
the guy was saying it on Google
search. Now it recycles thesame, whatever, top whatever,
Law Smith (13:22):
if it doesn't like it. Yeah, I I've gotten in the
habit, and I've kind of trainedmyself to if I'm searching for,
like I was telling you before wegot on the mics, I need an
external drive for the Xbox formy kid. And I was like, I went
to chat GPT first. I didn't go,I didn't go try to search on on
Google, because it's just SEOgame, and you're not going to
(13:45):
get the answer you need anyway.Yeah, it's pretty chat. GPD is
not flawless, but it's better.Do you
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (13:53):
want to hear a story, final
conspiracy theory I heard fromSam triple, his podcast? Well,
you
Law Smith (13:59):
want to call him Sam triple, you'll be in town soon.
Maybe that's true, or him overhere, yeah, that'd be cool. He
do a bit, oh yeah, I'll comeover to Oh,
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (14:10):
it was just this guy. He had on
about how the Nazis all escapedafter World War Two, and FDR had
died in a submarine accidentbefore he signed the treaty, and
that he was a there was a doublein there. They didn't have the
dog. He didn't have his dog whoalways had with him when he
signed a treaty, and all hisshit. And, like, just really
(14:30):
interesting, because, you know,they, like, say they found
Hitler's jaw bone, but that wasa woman's jaw bone, or some
shit. And like, when you thinkabout it, I feel like they had
that planned out. Well, skateplan.
Law Smith (14:46):
I feel like only going off of movies from back in
the day, lot of double talk.That's a good way to do it. Lot
of body double people, right?Lot of body double plots.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (14:56):
Well, they got, I mean, it's, you
know, Argentina has, like awhole. German fucking culture
down. Oh, you're like, that's,that's
Law Smith (15:03):
legit, verified, yeah, oh, yeah, for sure.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (15:06):
So they got there, the beat, not
the top people, you know,they're there. So you're telling
me the top guys didn't get out,the fun thing that they're
talking about because, you know,they had Hitler was obsessed
with, like, just esoteric stuff,like, you know, he tried to find
(15:28):
the the Ark of the Covenant andshit like that, right?
Law Smith (15:35):
Meth, non stop, like, 24/7 well,
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (15:37):
they had a this bell technology that
was like, similar to a UFO orsomething. And this guy's theory
was that Roswell was not analien crash, but it was a Nazi
Oh, God, UFO crash, and that theNazis just went away and they're
(15:59):
all just chilling. Do you think?All right, nothing would
surprise me. But
Law Smith (16:04):
if you're into this in middle school or high school,
right? And like, you had nothinggoing on, where do you just
throw out some crazy stuff likethat every now and again, just
to the world because you'rebored? Well, I mean, kind of
like YouTube comments, like youprobably do, like, I'm glad
YouTube wasn't around when wewere younger, because we would
have been glory hounds, youknow? Well,
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (16:24):
it's, it's a fun idea in the most
terrifying way policy. But,like,
Law Smith (16:31):
Nazi is not really a way
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (16:33):
to disprove it sort of thing, you
know, like a lot of it. I mean,you know, the whole there is
something to him being obsessedwith, like, you know, artifacts.
And yet, there's somethingthere. Well, in my opinion,
trying to, I mean, technologysort of ship.
Law Smith (16:56):
All I know is about my biggest beef, other than, you
know, killing 6 million is inreally ruining the world for a
while. Stalin doesn't get enoughhate. He killed more people.
Think about it, yeah.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (17:11):
I mean by body count, is it your
kids? Yeah, oh, man, bring themon the pod. Anyways. I thought
that was fun. No,
Law Smith (17:26):
they'll say I'm fat or something. It hurts my
feelings. Who will my kids? Itold you. I showed somebody did
call you fat. I showed him thegood meme from from Jocko
wilnik, and I go. They thoughtit was funny to call Dad fat
four times in a row. Might beaggressive. Let's see
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (17:48):
answer it, just in case it's an
emergency. All right.
Law Smith (17:52):
Are you okay? Yeah, okay. Can I call you back in a
little bit? Okay, I'll call youback as soon as we're done.
Okay, yeah, that scared me. Justmy daughter got a hold of her
mom's thumb, but you get fourlike, FaceTime usually breaks
through for people, even if it'son, do not disturb. And you call
(18:13):
three times or whatever, right?Yeah. And then my son had to go
to the ER for his wrist theother night. So it's all like,
kind of, but whole puckered,kind of worried he's fine. It
was like, yeah, he had a badbreak. It snapped, it didn't
fracture, and he just fell offsome, I think some kid pushed
him, and he won't sell the kidout, because he's in, he's very
(18:37):
sweet and won't like he thinkseverybody that hangs out with
him is his friend, kind ofthing, that kind of sweet boy,
right? And so I'm like, I'masking him, what happened. I'm
trying to figure out without,you know, coming down on him
about it, because he'll getsensitive about it. And I'm just
like, so you were sitting on aphone block and a kid, kids hit
(18:58):
you off of it. And he's like,Well, you know, making that kind
of thing, I'm like, You're notin trouble. They're not getting
it. We're not gonna sue theirparents or any of that shit.
Nice try. But hey, remember whenI was lazy? Okay, go, you. Go.
Finish this thought.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (19:15):
What thought? I
Law Smith (19:16):
thought you had more on this Hitler Nazi. The truth
is out there. Look, X Files,Pentagon can't find its budget.
Where it went, it's like eight,815 bill. They don't they're
hiding so spending it on, Idon't know, but it's definitely
fishy, right?
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (19:35):
What do you think costs a lot of
money? Um, triangle health care,if that fucking Yeah, but that's
not, you see this?
Unknown (19:45):
I don't know.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (19:47):
Somebody spotted this in the sky,
Law Smith (19:50):
a diamond. Oh, it's a Dorito. Oh, my God, look
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (19:54):
at that. It looks like a freaking
Dorito, doesn't it? It lookslike a guitar pick.
Law Smith (19:58):
It's got like, but it's more in it. With all the
cameras we have for real, like,we can't get better shit.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (20:04):
No, I think that's part of it. I
think whatever these things are,they, like the anti
Law Smith (20:10):
like the buster, a visual buster. I
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (20:14):
think I just think or we can't
comprehend it, whatever it isthat's around it that makes it
float in space makes it blurryautomatically.
Law Smith (20:23):
Do you ever go on Spirit Airlines?
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (20:27):
I have in the past?
Law Smith (20:28):
Can you believe they failed?
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (20:30):
I know,
Law Smith (20:32):
I know that's all I had. I just I brewing all the
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (20:35):
chickens you wanted on there. Livestock,
Law Smith (20:39):
mine still fail, other than calling it a
greyhound in the sky, the bestdescription I've thought of is,
you know, when you work in anoffice for the first time and
someone brings in, like fish andputs it in the microwave, that
kind of smell, that like grosssmell in the break room. That's
(21:00):
all of Spirit Airlines to me.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (21:02):
Okay, yeah, interesting, yeah, I
Law Smith (21:05):
want a little little abstract for you. You know, one
of my favorite things we've hadon the show is making you do
this thought experiment of, doyou know any woman that's a
better driver than you? What
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (21:20):
do you mean? Our favorite you asked
me that one time.
Law Smith (21:23):
I know that was one of my favorite things in the
last couple years. I know thatwas because the idea. Now here's
another thought I had on top ofthat. Have you ever sat shotgun
while a woman's driving and notin been calm and not obliterated
drunk? You have to be kind ofsober. Like, if I'm wasted, it's
(21:44):
like, Whatever, dude, but like,sitting shotgun every I was
thinking about that, like everytime I've had a woman drive
just, you know, to target orsomething like that, or, you
know, the pegging store, right?I'm a loyal member, hard, and
you're like, speed up, go, go,go, go, go. Like, I have to do
(22:06):
that most of the time.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (22:09):
You don't have to. I
Law Smith (22:10):
don't have to, but I do. Yes,
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (22:11):
that's the difference. No, you
Law Smith (22:15):
don't, never felt gone. I mean, isn't that funny?
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (22:19):
I'd say, after a certain age for us,
you know, after the age ofwhatever
Law Smith (22:25):
it should
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (22:27):
but like riding with our mom when
you were a kid, you didn't knowyour mom was a bad driver. Oh,
no, you
Law Smith (22:33):
could. We drove a Volvo. That was, huh? We drove a
Volvo. What kind of Volvo are wetalking if do we have the same
mom car, because that's gonna becreepy. We have the
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (22:44):
same mom it was. There were two. One
was the old battleship grayround station wagon. Nope,
didn't have that. And then theother one was, like a white
sedan. Oh, thank
Law Smith (22:57):
God we had like a black square one. I forget what
it was called, but my point was,like, I could tell she wasn't
the best driver, but you can'tcall it out because you're
you've never driven a carbefore, right? But you can just
tell it's probably hard, butthen, like, but I was thinking
about I was like, I don't know.I don't know. Anytime I felt
calm unless I'm like, prettyfucked up, where I'm like, okay,
(23:22):
okay, okay, pay attention. Payattention.
Maybe my ex that had a Porsche911 that was maybe the only
time, but then I felt like abitch, so sitting chuck it right
where you're like, cool car,lady, yeah, it's my girlfriend.
Car. Pick me up from my divorcedad pad, please. Yeah, yeah,
(23:47):
Amy. But even then, I think shedid her makeup while she drove
fast. And I was like, Please,don't do that.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (23:53):
No. So she wasn't so I pitched
Law Smith (23:56):
that, that thing, to my sister, the cool sister,
talking about, you know what wesaid on the episode, about, do
you know any female driver? Andjust kind of messing around with
her, thinking, she think it'sfunny. And she was like, it got
all the way and unraveled intothis thing of, like, oh yeah, oh
(24:18):
yeah. Well, I'm gonna get youthat, that belt that gives you
cramps, and you can see how itis, like a lady for a day. And I
was like, okay,
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (24:26):
oh, that's why you don't drive good.
It's because of your period. It
Law Smith (24:29):
got all the way No, just unraveled into like, your
misogynist and all this shit.And I was like, No, I'm just
telling you my experience. Idon't know if a driver in my
life that's female within arm'sreach, acquaintance, friends,
family, I don't know one that'sbetter driver than I am. Just,
it was just kind of a funnyobservation, and then it
(24:51):
unraveled into this debate thatgot to it just ended too. Oh
yeah. Well, that's
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (24:57):
what you wanted. That's what you
wanted when you set out. Youwanted to blow up into a big
thing? Drama? No,
Law Smith (25:03):
I thought you think you did it. I'm TNT baby. We
love drama. No, I thought shewould think it was a funny
thing. You know, we were justkind of shooting the shit now
and then. Nobody
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (25:14):
would ever think that it was just,
Hey, I've been trying to have aconversation. Well, here
Law Smith (25:18):
the period cramp belt. She's like, Yeah, I'd like
to see you deal with that.There's a thing where the men
can experience what women feelin the cramp. And I'm like, put
that belt around me. I'm notscared of it at all. No, It
better have, like, electrolysison
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (25:36):
it to the amazing metal like, make
him feel what it's like kickedin the balls. No.
Law Smith (25:40):
But that doesn't passable. That doesn't happen.
You know, a couple days a month,
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (25:46):
so I teach a PE Oh, well, you're
joking. I
Law Smith (25:49):
go to jail. I'm surprised you don't wear Mike
Tyson kind of jock strap around.Why did you see his ass on?
You're like, Damn dude. Yeah,yeah, his ass was, like, sad,
like, his face. It bummed meout.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (26:05):
Saw some conspiracies on that too,
yeah.
Law Smith (26:08):
But in boxing, who gives a fuck? I mean, like,
Rosie Perez was in an out of,like, one of the play by play
people's or color people. It waslike, oh, Person of Color doing
color.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (26:20):
Yeah, yeah, no, I saw one video of
him, like, where he he pulledback on a punch that was very
questionable. Well, just didn't,didn't even throw it.
Law Smith (26:30):
I was like, oh yeah. He's been boxing for 50 years,
pretty much, like, like,professionally for 40 Well, I
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (26:38):
mean, he was, like, some of the stuff
you saw, it was just like youdid, what
Law Smith (26:44):
was I fell asleep. Honestly, I fell asleep, live,
and then I woke up, and I waslike, I need a shower. And I
took a shower, and I fucked upthe timing, because, like, it
kept buffering, so I had to keepreopening the app, you know,
yeah, and there's everybody cameout of the shower, and it was I,
I saw on Twitter. It was done,and I was like, fuck the fun.
(27:05):
There's nothing worse than beingbehind on live TV, thinking
you're live for something youwant to watch. And you're like,
What the fuck dude, you
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (27:14):
just feel like an idiot. Everybody
knows, and you don't. No, I'm
Law Smith (27:17):
just like, oh, that's no. It's just like a, what I
call it Jameis. It's just a lifepick six.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (27:24):
That's, I mean, that's a bit dramatic
life pick six. It's
Law Smith (27:28):
a fun little thing I like to do, yeah, try to be
clever, witty. Well,
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (27:33):
I know, but it seems like a big
measurement for such a smallthing.
Law Smith (27:39):
Keep it in perspective. Okay, I'll keep it
100% ominous. What and nothyperbole for comedy sake, thank
you. How about this hot takeThanksgiving overrated? I don't
I don't think it's that cool.Yeah, and I found out from my
mom last night, whole family'sout of town, including my kids,
(27:59):
are with their mom out of town.My kid to leave it
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (28:02):
to you when she was do a set. Oh,
we could do a sad dad,Thanksgiving, live broadcast all
day. Thursday, 12 hours nonstop.
Law Smith (28:09):
Boom, there. We just knocked out 12 episodes for a
while. I won't see you for threemonths. We could do something. I
do think we should do a shroomsor a drunk episode or something
like that, just for novelty.Okay,
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (28:25):
not live though.
Law Smith (28:26):
No, no, no. I as soon as we're sober, I'm flipping
that thing into otter and makingsure the transcript doesn't have
anything crazy, yeah, but Ithink we should. I've been
trying to get our buddies downthe street at Happy Happy Hour
holidays. I've been on theirshow, and I'm like, they wanted
(28:47):
to do shrooms and do a pot. I'mlike, we'll do, oh, yeah, we'll
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (28:51):
do it. Versus them. We'll be the
away team, and
Law Smith (28:53):
we'll come in. Yeah, they have a cool studio for
skins, but they keep balking atit. Why? Scared? Well, we'd have
to do it on, like a Saturday orsomething. You have to, everyone
has to clear their schedule. ButThanksgiving, I was thinking
about, it kind of sucks. Itmight be cooler up north. I
(29:14):
don't know when
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (29:14):
it's hot. Took it time off. No,
that's nice for that.
Law Smith (29:18):
That's cool, mom. I'm saying like, it is a nice day.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (29:23):
You know, it's a lot. It's a lot for
do you really feel thankful? Isthat really what you're getting
out of it I do, or is it stressout of cooking?
Law Smith (29:34):
I do at least try to write out some stuff I'm
grateful for, like, for 10minutes. You know, nothing I do
that on my to do list anyway,right? Like, I'm in recovery
alcohol. Well,
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (29:45):
I mean, that's a good thing and
but you do that anyways. Like,Thanksgiving is making you do
Law Smith (29:50):
it. I don't think we've ever, when we did family
Thanksgiving, we ever wentaround the table and said, what
are you grateful for? Like, Ithink that's so funny. Yeah. Out
that. Well, not, not one year,everybody was hungry. No, no,
because my aunt would make stuffthat we have to sorry, and if
(30:11):
you're listening, you're 80, soif you made it to listening to
this, you know, good for you,but she would make something
that we all have to be like, andthen feed it to the dog kind of
thing. Oh, okay. Or put inthere, like, what? Or put it
three kind of casserole, greenbean casserole, yep, boom. And
then you try to sneak it intothey still have a garbage
(30:33):
disposal, which is rad
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (30:36):
compactor,
Law Smith (30:37):
yeah. Remember when you thought, yeah? That's yeah.
You remember when you thoughtevery garbage can would be that
in the future, right? Look,
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (30:44):
it's now a tiny cube of garbage.
Law Smith (30:46):
I bet that I future garbage. You know what? We
should look into that and try toresell it and rebrand it as a
new thing. Because what's old isnew.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (30:56):
What's new? Your worst idea?
Law Smith (30:58):
I'm just, I keep thinking about a lot of business
ideas of, like, physicalproducts where it's like, this
existed. It doesn't existanymore, but people would buy it
on telu. Well, it's
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (31:10):
like, you ever go back and and you
see, like, stuff from the 50s,just random household things
that have these nice littleextra things that go with it,
that that you're like, Oh, Inever would have thought to have
that for that purpose. I can'teven think of something like an
ironing board that has a thingto, you know, whatever a plaid
just got rid of. No, I mean,like, back in the day, they
(31:36):
would, Ooh, I got, I got one offeatures,
Law Smith (31:39):
a globe that's a bar. I really want one of those one
day.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (31:42):
You're not grasping.
Law Smith (31:43):
I know I know what you're saying, but I don't know
if you Well, you gotta throwsomething out there. I'm trying
to, trying to jog. You. Is itthe setup that's doing it to
you? You can't stand up thislong.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (31:58):
My legs are asleep. Yeah, whatever.
It's not that interesting.
Law Smith (32:01):
Well, no, I just think there's got to be, you
know, products out there thatyou could just bring back, just
by bringing it back, to a wholegeneration of people that may
have heard of it, may have seenit once, but you could go look
at this compactor. It takes upless carbon emissions, you know,
like, right carbon space.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (32:22):
My point was, was, there's probably
something that would actually beuseful today. Just gotta sift
through it.
Law Smith (32:27):
Like, have you seen that hue in time? The huel
company, it looks like, what'sthe old book they're eating
people fuck. It's like a book wehad to read in school. Come on
brain purple people eater No.Phil Hartman did a sketch on SNL
parenting it. That's the onlyreason I know it The Giving
(32:50):
Tree. It's somewhere everybodyjust like, drinks a milkshake,
and that's what they drink, orthey eat or whatever. Oh,
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (32:58):
I drink. I don't know why I led
you into that.
Law Smith (33:00):
Oh, I'm an oil I just watched gangs in New York too,
so I'm all about oh, man, yeah,Bill the butcher, God, yeah. Um,
I think we're good. Oh, I'mgonna fry my my turkey over
former guest of the pond lightTownsend's house. He has nine
(33:20):
Turkey fries. You want to cometo that start the day off. It's
like a tailgate party. It'sawesome. Maybe,
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (33:26):
I mean, yeah, I think the
Thanksgiving might be a littlebit different this year. Well,
no, you bring a
Law Smith (33:31):
fried bird to any dinner. You're the hero, dude.
Fry a frying a turkey is
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (33:38):
because it has juice. Are you? You're
you've got a turkey foryourself, so you bring it.
That's, that's not what I'masking the I understand the
fried turkey setup. I'm saying,you personally bought a turkey.
I
Law Smith (33:51):
will, yeah, why? I'll feel well, I'll bring it
somewhere, or I'll just eat itfor three days. Oh, okay, I know
it feels weird, knocked outturkey. We'll find a we'll find
a drive around
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (34:03):
and hand it out to homeless people.
Oh, well,
Law Smith (34:05):
we can go to joy bar, the best dive bar in Tampa, and
just bring that over there. Andjust, there's got to be drunks
there. We can hang out that
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (34:12):
is a fight like, if there's a byo
food place, bring your ownThanksgiving turkey. Tiny
Law Smith (34:18):
tap tavern, does it? They do a potluck. The regulars
of a gross dive bar. We're notgoing there. I think I'd like to
see that it's been compromised,though, by yuppies. Yeah,
yuppies. I said it. I'm bringingback yuppies and gavers Hit it
(34:38):
and go. I thought you were gonnaclose on that. Oh.
Oh, boy. I don't know where to break in. Don't let it
(00:27):
roll.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (00:27):
No. You can break in. Break in
whatever you want.
Law Smith (00:30):
This is girthy, the girthiest podcast about business
comedy. Oh god, that was sharp.I'm
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (00:37):
not used to it yet.
Law Smith (00:38):
Well, we're not used to it. I'm
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (00:40):
not used to any of this bullshit. If
Law Smith (00:42):
you're watching on video, which some of you might,
we're on Spotify with our videoepisodes as well. We're doing a
little different, I think, PatMcAfee style stand up desk.
Yeah.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (00:56):
What do you mean? You think we're
definitely doing well,
Law Smith (00:58):
we're doing a stand up guest version of stand well,
we were doing a coffee talkLinda Richmond SNL sketch
version, or like, two chairs bya fireplace setup, yeah, and
that was a little rough. Did
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (01:10):
somebody call you fat? No,
Law Smith (01:12):
I just, I called you
Unknown (01:14):
sure about that?
Law Smith (01:16):
Body is this morbid? I know I'm ripped.
Unknown (01:20):
You sure about that?
Law Smith (01:21):
Oh no.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (01:22):
And we changed the
Law Smith (01:23):
setup. Yeah, if you're listening and want to see
it on video, go to YouTube, putin girthy, girthy pod, I
believe, is our handle, and youcan look at all the comments in
our shorts that are funny, thatI reply to every one of them
because I find it fun.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (01:37):
Oh yeah, I don't even see them. Oh,
Law Smith (01:39):
I know, but I turned them on on purpose, because it's
like nothing, none of thatshould affect me. So it's like,
what I do is I always just agreewith them.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (01:48):
Oh, that's not why I don't see it.
Oh, I thought you hurt myfeelings. Oh,
Law Smith (01:53):
I mean, look, a lot of people get really bummed out
about comments
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (01:57):
that always surprised me, especially
famous people I get, well, I
Law Smith (02:01):
can get it if they get you in a sliver that not a
lot of people are saying, likecalling you fat, or like
someone's like, someone wasmaking fun of what we were
wearing or something. And I waslike, Okay, we do that on
purpose. But if they got to,like, the seventh thing, if
we're doing a rose battle, younever go for the obvious thing,
right? Yeah, like on video, I'mclearly taller than you. That's
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (02:24):
what is driving me fucking nuts.
Here, it looks like I'm teeny,tiny. There's
Law Smith (02:28):
a step stool over there,
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (02:29):
if you want it. We're the same.
Law Smith (02:30):
I You made the angles all weird, dude. Well, no, okay,
it's all fun house in here. I
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (02:38):
had to do this whole thing.
Law Smith (02:40):
I know we were trying stuff out, man, we got to
improve. If we're not changingand evolving, we're dying,
right?
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (02:48):
Yeah, well, I guess, literally going
from sitting to standing so
Law Smith (02:53):
but the comments like, if they get you, like,
there's something that you'relike, oh fuck, I need to work on
that. You know, they really cutit. We don't get those
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (03:01):
yet. Do you see how I have to stand
here straddling if you justpush, no, wait, actually, that
might be good for me. I knowgeometry, yeah. But see, I had
it set up so the carpet waslined up. So the thing when the
other side of the line up withthe carpet, and it's a whole
thing, okay, yeah, but
Law Smith (03:18):
the camera's not lined up. It might be your
camera. The tripod is, is levelor even with the carpet in front
of it, and this desk, carpetwith the desk the carpet stands
on, but I think the tripodswivel at the time. What else I
don't know? Look, I don't dothis. I don't know video, but I
(03:39):
do know geometry, Pythagoreantheorem in your nut. Destroy
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (03:44):
you in a geometry, B, what? You
heard me?
Law Smith (03:49):
Okay, you heard me. I know what we're doing next
episode.
Unknown (03:53):
I want to launch a rocket through it.
Law Smith (03:56):
Okay, that's a new one.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (03:58):
That's not is it? No,
Law Smith (04:01):
you haven't changed it in years.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (04:02):
Dr Travis Taylor, no, I'd
Law Smith (04:04):
have had that. I don't remember that one. You
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (04:07):
don't play out that good. You
Law Smith (04:08):
don't play it very often, yeah, uh, what you got on
your your dock at anything I sawyou brought Danny Jones out. We
were talking a little bit about,
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (04:16):
Oh, it wasn't so much that. Well,
this thing,
Law Smith (04:19):
Danny Jones, if you don't know, is a very, very big,
like, other worldly kind ofstuff going on, as I don't know
how you'd explain him. He
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (04:28):
gets a lot of relatively big name
podcast guests. I mean, peoplethat are, like, you know, famous
in their own respective fields.This are, like, a lot of
interesting stuff. I find a lotof it interesting. But what I
was saying to you earlier iskind of turned off of Danny
Jones after he went and kissedFlint dibbles ass for however
(04:48):
long, and he was like, You did agood job lying to Joe Rogan and
grammar like,
Law Smith (04:52):
is that an alibi name, though? I sure dribble
Dibble dibble.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (04:57):
Bro, you should I was telling you
talking about. Name, I think wetalked about this on a different
show, but where he was, he wason Joe Rogan's podcast, and he's
an archeologist, and he dressedup like fucking Indiana Jones
and had this goofy ass like,Derby hat on, and rather than
nothing, take the headphonelike, take the hat off and wear
(05:20):
the headphones over the ear,headphones like you're supposed
to. He held, he kept the hat on,and held one side of it up to
his ear for three hours, like an
Law Smith (05:29):
old school DJ, yes, for three hours because the brim
of the hat, you can't fuck itup. No, yeah, that was so
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (05:36):
it was like this. When I saw him
doing that within 15 minutes, Iwas like, I'm not, I don't have,
I don't believe a word. This guysays
Law Smith (05:43):
I'd be an asshole wearing a cowboy hat around. But
it's not practical to, like, getin your car because it would hit
the headrest. And, like, if yougo on a plane and wear a cowboy
hat, you're an asshole to me,because there's no way you have
to sit forward.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (05:55):
They take them off. You can take a
hat off. I know that's what I'msaying. Like you didn't take it
off. Or you
Law Smith (06:01):
could do the like, upside down headphone style,
where it's just like, frownyface, sure, you know, that
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (06:07):
would have worked. You know, he's just
an archeologist. I guess theydidn't cover that. But the thing
that we were that I have pulledup, I don't even really know
what it is. I didn't watch it.But this is, is this
Law Smith (06:17):
the guy in our backyard?
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (06:19):
He's in the Tampa Bay area, like
somewhere around there, I don'tso without knowing what, without
listening to this at all, I haveseen a video done by this guy
Law Smith (06:29):
who we're pulling up Reddit. He not watching and
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (06:33):
this just came out. But like I saw a
video, this guy said that hesmoked DMT and got a six, 650,
nanometer frequency laser, andshined it at the wall, and you
could see numbers and the code,the matrix that we live in, into
the like after like. So I havethe lasers.
Law Smith (06:54):
Okay. Are you gonna do DMT? Are we gonna we should?
We should video this for atleast like we ever do Patreon,
that'd be the first one. Well,
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (07:03):
maybe, no, we're not gonna smoke, damn.
Law Smith (07:05):
I'm not. Yeah, I know I said already you,
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (07:10):
but interesting, interesting, at the
very least,
Law Smith (07:15):
we did not answer. Interesting. Yeah, wait, who
would have played the fifth onthat one? We got lasers. We
might have some new kids thatare fans, that are watching, not
the lasers. Also, are you onblue sky yet? Because that, that
(07:36):
sounds like the coolest kind ofTwitter. No, you know what it
is.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (07:40):
Yeah. Like Twitter, Junior the Babylon
Law Smith (07:44):
got shut down with their first their first post. I
thought that was funny. Who didthe Babylon bee? Because they're
kind of a right leaning, youknow, satire thing, like the
onion used to be funny.Remember, right? Although they
bought Alex Jones out. So that'spretty hilarious, if that
(08:04):
actually goes through. I mean,he's fighting that, obviously
there's no way they're going tojust get it clean. But, yeah,
blue sky, it's for like, theBabylon B, very funny, because I
think you need it's so funnythat the onion existed forever
and there was nothing on theother side of it because it
(08:25):
started to careen.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (08:27):
You mean, like, The Real News? Well,
yeah, I
Law Smith (08:30):
mean, like, comedy is kind of really pointing out a
lot of, like, bullshit, really,you know, I
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (08:35):
don't understand what you mean, the
other side of it.
Law Smith (08:38):
So the onions, like, when it started, when we were in
college, the onion was just kindof satire of the news. And then
it really started hating on theright more and more, and it's
now, it's so far left kind ofthing that I'm surprised there
hasn't been a Babylon beebefore. The Babylon bee. And
those guys are funny, like funnywriters, yeah, but they got,
(09:03):
they got kicked off blue sky,because blue skies for people
that don't like all the redstuff going on on X or Twitter,
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (09:10):
yeah, now they get their feelings,
right? And
Law Smith (09:12):
Babylon B posted one thing and it got, they got their
account just killed. Well, theyboth, they just showed someone,
showed a screenshot of theircontent, like, taken down.
That's all they could do, andthe account was done. Oh, I find
that funny. I find that reallyinteresting. It's like, Huh? I
(09:33):
mean, it's smart on the guysthat made up blue sky. Or it's
really, ladies, probably, itfeels like the girl who invented
Bumble came from Tinder and shesaw the abuse over there, and
she was like, I'm gonna make onewhere the women are in charge.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (09:53):
I mean, like, I wonder from a
marketer stand. Point is that anew thing you gotta hit. What do
you have your blue sky accountset up? Um,
Law Smith (10:06):
well, there's the blue sky taking on a lot of
celebrities. Because, you know,if you remember Twitter and why
we didn't like really engage onthere's a show, it was like, Oh,
you got to be either tweeting 15times a day like our buddy, Matt
Fernandez, and be really funnywith jokes, like one line or two
liner jokes, or you already arecelebrity, and it's literally
(10:29):
followers and following rightlike it's the huge gap between
famous and not famous people.And so I think they're trying
to, I bet they're, they'rebanking on celebrities moving
over there, and not becausethere's a lot of people like,
you know, when someone's like,I'm shutting down my social
media for lit, you're like,what? You could have just done
(10:51):
it without the announcement,right? It's kind of that thing
going on.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (10:56):
Like, if you're doing marketing, you'd
have to hit blue sky. Now,
Law Smith (11:00):
I'll check it out. It's an avenue. It's a channel.
I need to look into. Redditadvertising a lot more for for
work seems to be a lot morelegit than it used to be.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (11:13):
I mean, I haven't ever messed with
it, but just off the top of myhead. I mean, being able to
target subreddit, I feel likewould be huge.
Law Smith (11:23):
Well, there's also programmatic stuff. You can do
that to really answer whenpeople are asking legit
questions that you could have itnot AI programmatic. Just
trigger, hey, someone's lookingfor a roofer. I own a roofing
company, and it'll do a replylike it's legit, but it'll also
make sure, as a Reddit user,right? But you're also making
(11:44):
sure the count. The deal withReddit is you, they'll kill your
account if you're just promotingso it'll do a like, you know, up
votes, and it looks like aperson's really doing stuff.
It's kind of interesting. Oh,but that's where people go to
find, you know, I would say alot of people go to find
information, like, legit. Imean,
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (12:07):
yeah, I forget who I was. I heard say,
talking about how they did alittle research on Google Now,
and it was like, how, if you goto the if you keep hitting next
page, because if you Googlesomething, it doesn't have the
1235, right at the bottom. Yeah,let's see if that's true.
Law Smith (12:29):
You can put in comedian law Smith, and you'll
just get away. You'll get abunch of people named Smith. So
that's not gonna work. No, we
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (12:36):
need something. Our podcast,
Law Smith (12:41):
herpes Boy, oh, yeah, yeah, this is what I've been
talking about, dude, kind ofmeta, in a way, like we are.
They control a lot ofinformation. Google is just
gotten, uh, an anti trust case.Now, did you see that? Yeah? Oh,
that's not the first one, Iknow, but this one seems more
(13:03):
legit because they brought thebrowser Chrome into the game,
which I didn't realize it wasoverwhelmingly dominant, like
85% it's higher than that. Ithink it's in the 90s. Yeah,
it's crazy, dude. Anyways,
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (13:17):
the guy was saying it on Google
search. Now it recycles thesame, whatever, top whatever,
Law Smith (13:22):
if it doesn't like it. Yeah, I I've gotten in the
habit, and I've kind of trainedmyself to if I'm searching for,
like I was telling you before wegot on the mics, I need an
external drive for the Xbox formy kid. And I was like, I went
to chat GPT first. I didn't go,I didn't go try to search on on
Google, because it's just SEOgame, and you're not going to
(13:45):
get the answer you need anyway.Yeah, it's pretty chat. GPD is
not flawless, but it's better.Do you
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (13:53):
want to hear a story, final
conspiracy theory I heard fromSam triple, his podcast? Well,
you
Law Smith (13:59):
want to call him Sam triple, you'll be in town soon.
Maybe that's true, or him overhere, yeah, that'd be cool. He
do a bit, oh yeah, I'll comeover to Oh,
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (14:10):
it was just this guy. He had on
about how the Nazis all escapedafter World War Two, and FDR had
died in a submarine accidentbefore he signed the treaty, and
that he was a there was a doublein there. They didn't have the
dog. He didn't have his dog whoalways had with him when he
signed a treaty, and all hisshit. And, like, just really
(14:30):
interesting, because, you know,they, like, say they found
Hitler's jaw bone, but that wasa woman's jaw bone, or some
shit. And like, when you thinkabout it, I feel like they had
that planned out. Well, skateplan.
Law Smith (14:46):
I feel like only going off of movies from back in
the day, lot of double talk.That's a good way to do it. Lot
of body double people, right?Lot of body double plots.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (14:56):
Well, they got, I mean, it's, you
know, Argentina has, like awhole. German fucking culture
down. Oh, you're like, that's,that's
Law Smith (15:03):
legit, verified, yeah, oh, yeah, for sure.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (15:06):
So they got there, the beat, not
the top people, you know,they're there. So you're telling
me the top guys didn't get out,the fun thing that they're
talking about because, you know,they had Hitler was obsessed
with, like, just esoteric stuff,like, you know, he tried to find
(15:28):
the the Ark of the Covenant andshit like that, right?
Law Smith (15:35):
Meth, non stop, like, 24/7 well,
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (15:37):
they had a this bell technology that
was like, similar to a UFO orsomething. And this guy's theory
was that Roswell was not analien crash, but it was a Nazi
Oh, God, UFO crash, and that theNazis just went away and they're
(15:59):
all just chilling. Do you think?All right, nothing would
surprise me. But
Law Smith (16:04):
if you're into this in middle school or high school,
right? And like, you had nothinggoing on, where do you just
throw out some crazy stuff likethat every now and again, just
to the world because you'rebored? Well, I mean, kind of
like YouTube comments, like youprobably do, like, I'm glad
YouTube wasn't around when wewere younger, because we would
have been glory hounds, youknow? Well,
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (16:24):
it's, it's a fun idea in the most
terrifying way policy. But,like,
Law Smith (16:31):
Nazi is not really a way
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (16:33):
to disprove it sort of thing, you
know, like a lot of it. I mean,you know, the whole there is
something to him being obsessedwith, like, you know, artifacts.
And yet, there's somethingthere. Well, in my opinion,
trying to, I mean, technologysort of ship.
Law Smith (16:56):
All I know is about my biggest beef, other than, you
know, killing 6 million is inreally ruining the world for a
while. Stalin doesn't get enoughhate. He killed more people.
Think about it, yeah.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (17:11):
I mean by body count, is it your
kids? Yeah, oh, man, bring themon the pod. Anyways. I thought
that was fun. No,
Law Smith (17:26):
they'll say I'm fat or something. It hurts my
feelings. Who will my kids? Itold you. I showed somebody did
call you fat. I showed him thegood meme from from Jocko
wilnik, and I go. They thoughtit was funny to call Dad fat
four times in a row. Might beaggressive. Let's see
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (17:48):
answer it, just in case it's an
emergency. All right.
Law Smith (17:52):
Are you okay? Yeah, okay. Can I call you back in a
little bit? Okay, I'll call youback as soon as we're done.
Okay, yeah, that scared me. Justmy daughter got a hold of her
mom's thumb, but you get fourlike, FaceTime usually breaks
through for people, even if it'son, do not disturb. And you call
(18:13):
three times or whatever, right?Yeah. And then my son had to go
to the ER for his wrist theother night. So it's all like,
kind of, but whole puckered,kind of worried he's fine. It
was like, yeah, he had a badbreak. It snapped, it didn't
fracture, and he just fell offsome, I think some kid pushed
him, and he won't sell the kidout, because he's in, he's very
(18:37):
sweet and won't like he thinkseverybody that hangs out with
him is his friend, kind ofthing, that kind of sweet boy,
right? And so I'm like, I'masking him, what happened. I'm
trying to figure out without,you know, coming down on him
about it, because he'll getsensitive about it. And I'm just
like, so you were sitting on aphone block and a kid, kids hit
(18:58):
you off of it. And he's like,Well, you know, making that kind
of thing, I'm like, You're notin trouble. They're not getting
it. We're not gonna sue theirparents or any of that shit.
Nice try. But hey, remember whenI was lazy? Okay, go, you. Go.
Finish this thought.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (19:15):
What thought? I
Law Smith (19:16):
thought you had more on this Hitler Nazi. The truth
is out there. Look, X Files,Pentagon can't find its budget.
Where it went, it's like eight,815 bill. They don't they're
hiding so spending it on, Idon't know, but it's definitely
fishy, right?
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (19:35):
What do you think costs a lot of
money? Um, triangle health care,if that fucking Yeah, but that's
not, you see this?
Unknown (19:45):
I don't know.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (19:47):
Somebody spotted this in the sky,
Law Smith (19:50):
a diamond. Oh, it's a Dorito. Oh, my God, look
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (19:54):
at that. It looks like a freaking
Dorito, doesn't it? It lookslike a guitar pick.
Law Smith (19:58):
It's got like, but it's more in it. With all the
cameras we have for real, like,we can't get better shit.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (20:04):
No, I think that's part of it. I
think whatever these things are,they, like the anti
Law Smith (20:10):
like the buster, a visual buster. I
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (20:14):
think I just think or we can't
comprehend it, whatever it isthat's around it that makes it
float in space makes it blurryautomatically.
Law Smith (20:23):
Do you ever go on Spirit Airlines?
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (20:27):
I have in the past?
Law Smith (20:28):
Can you believe they failed?
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (20:30):
I know,
Law Smith (20:32):
I know that's all I had. I just I brewing all the
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (20:35):
chickens you wanted on there. Livestock,
Law Smith (20:39):
mine still fail, other than calling it a
greyhound in the sky, the bestdescription I've thought of is,
you know, when you work in anoffice for the first time and
someone brings in, like fish andputs it in the microwave, that
kind of smell, that like grosssmell in the break room. That's
(21:00):
all of Spirit Airlines to me.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (21:02):
Okay, yeah, interesting, yeah, I
Law Smith (21:05):
want a little little abstract for you. You know, one
of my favorite things we've hadon the show is making you do
this thought experiment of, doyou know any woman that's a
better driver than you? What
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (21:20):
do you mean? Our favorite you asked
me that one time.
Law Smith (21:23):
I know that was one of my favorite things in the
last couple years. I know thatwas because the idea. Now here's
another thought I had on top ofthat. Have you ever sat shotgun
while a woman's driving and notin been calm and not obliterated
drunk? You have to be kind ofsober. Like, if I'm wasted, it's
(21:44):
like, Whatever, dude, but like,sitting shotgun every I was
thinking about that, like everytime I've had a woman drive
just, you know, to target orsomething like that, or, you
know, the pegging store, right?I'm a loyal member, hard, and
you're like, speed up, go, go,go, go, go. Like, I have to do
(22:06):
that most of the time.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (22:09):
You don't have to. I
Law Smith (22:10):
don't have to, but I do. Yes,
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (22:11):
that's the difference. No, you
Law Smith (22:15):
don't, never felt gone. I mean, isn't that funny?
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (22:19):
I'd say, after a certain age for us,
you know, after the age ofwhatever
Law Smith (22:25):
it should
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (22:27):
but like riding with our mom when
you were a kid, you didn't knowyour mom was a bad driver. Oh,
no, you
Law Smith (22:33):
could. We drove a Volvo. That was, huh? We drove a
Volvo. What kind of Volvo are wetalking if do we have the same
mom car, because that's gonna becreepy. We have the
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (22:44):
same mom it was. There were two. One
was the old battleship grayround station wagon. Nope,
didn't have that. And then theother one was, like a white
sedan. Oh, thank
Law Smith (22:57):
God we had like a black square one. I forget what
it was called, but my point was,like, I could tell she wasn't
the best driver, but you can'tcall it out because you're
you've never driven a carbefore, right? But you can just
tell it's probably hard, butthen, like, but I was thinking
about I was like, I don't know.I don't know. Anytime I felt
calm unless I'm like, prettyfucked up, where I'm like, okay,
(23:22):
okay, okay, pay attention. Payattention.
Maybe my ex that had a Porsche911 that was maybe the only
time, but then I felt like abitch, so sitting chuck it right
where you're like, cool car,lady, yeah, it's my girlfriend.
Car. Pick me up from my divorcedad pad, please. Yeah, yeah,
(23:47):
Amy. But even then, I think shedid her makeup while she drove
fast. And I was like, Please,don't do that.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (23:53):
No. So she wasn't so I pitched
Law Smith (23:56):
that, that thing, to my sister, the cool sister,
talking about, you know what wesaid on the episode, about, do
you know any female driver? Andjust kind of messing around with
her, thinking, she think it'sfunny. And she was like, it got
all the way and unraveled intothis thing of, like, oh yeah, oh
(24:18):
yeah. Well, I'm gonna get youthat, that belt that gives you
cramps, and you can see how itis, like a lady for a day. And I
was like, okay,
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (24:26):
oh, that's why you don't drive good.
It's because of your period. It
Law Smith (24:29):
got all the way No, just unraveled into like, your
misogynist and all this shit.And I was like, No, I'm just
telling you my experience. Idon't know if a driver in my
life that's female within arm'sreach, acquaintance, friends,
family, I don't know one that'sbetter driver than I am. Just,
it was just kind of a funnyobservation, and then it
(24:51):
unraveled into this debate thatgot to it just ended too. Oh
yeah. Well, that's
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (24:57):
what you wanted. That's what you
wanted when you set out. Youwanted to blow up into a big
thing? Drama? No,
Law Smith (25:03):
I thought you think you did it. I'm TNT baby. We
love drama. No, I thought shewould think it was a funny
thing. You know, we were justkind of shooting the shit now
and then. Nobody
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (25:14):
would ever think that it was just,
Hey, I've been trying to have aconversation. Well, here
Law Smith (25:18):
the period cramp belt. She's like, Yeah, I'd like
to see you deal with that.There's a thing where the men
can experience what women feelin the cramp. And I'm like, put
that belt around me. I'm notscared of it at all. No, It
better have, like, electrolysison
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (25:36):
it to the amazing metal like, make
him feel what it's like kickedin the balls. No.
Law Smith (25:40):
But that doesn't passable. That doesn't happen.
You know, a couple days a month,
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (25:46):
so I teach a PE Oh, well, you're
joking. I
Law Smith (25:49):
go to jail. I'm surprised you don't wear Mike
Tyson kind of jock strap around.Why did you see his ass on?
You're like, Damn dude. Yeah,yeah, his ass was, like, sad,
like, his face. It bummed meout.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (26:05):
Saw some conspiracies on that too,
yeah.
Law Smith (26:08):
But in boxing, who gives a fuck? I mean, like,
Rosie Perez was in an out of,like, one of the play by play
people's or color people. It waslike, oh, Person of Color doing
color.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (26:20):
Yeah, yeah, no, I saw one video of
him, like, where he he pulledback on a punch that was very
questionable. Well, just didn't,didn't even throw it.
Law Smith (26:30):
I was like, oh yeah. He's been boxing for 50 years,
pretty much, like, like,professionally for 40 Well, I
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (26:38):
mean, he was, like, some of the stuff
you saw, it was just like youdid, what
Law Smith (26:44):
was I fell asleep. Honestly, I fell asleep, live,
and then I woke up, and I waslike, I need a shower. And I
took a shower, and I fucked upthe timing, because, like, it
kept buffering, so I had to keepreopening the app, you know,
yeah, and there's everybody cameout of the shower, and it was I,
I saw on Twitter. It was done,and I was like, fuck the fun.
(27:05):
There's nothing worse than beingbehind on live TV, thinking
you're live for something youwant to watch. And you're like,
What the fuck dude, you
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (27:14):
just feel like an idiot. Everybody
knows, and you don't. No, I'm
Law Smith (27:17):
just like, oh, that's no. It's just like a, what I
call it Jameis. It's just a lifepick six.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (27:24):
That's, I mean, that's a bit dramatic
life pick six. It's
Law Smith (27:28):
a fun little thing I like to do, yeah, try to be
clever, witty. Well,
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (27:33):
I know, but it seems like a big
measurement for such a smallthing.
Law Smith (27:39):
Keep it in perspective. Okay, I'll keep it
100% ominous. What and nothyperbole for comedy sake, thank
you. How about this hot takeThanksgiving overrated? I don't
I don't think it's that cool.Yeah, and I found out from my
mom last night, whole family'sout of town, including my kids,
(27:59):
are with their mom out of town.My kid to leave it
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (28:02):
to you when she was do a set. Oh,
we could do a sad dad,Thanksgiving, live broadcast all
day. Thursday, 12 hours nonstop.
Law Smith (28:09):
Boom, there. We just knocked out 12 episodes for a
while. I won't see you for threemonths. We could do something. I
do think we should do a shroomsor a drunk episode or something
like that, just for novelty.Okay,
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (28:25):
not live though.
Law Smith (28:26):
No, no, no. I as soon as we're sober, I'm flipping
that thing into otter and makingsure the transcript doesn't have
anything crazy, yeah, but Ithink we should. I've been
trying to get our buddies downthe street at Happy Happy Hour
holidays. I've been on theirshow, and I'm like, they wanted
(28:47):
to do shrooms and do a pot. I'mlike, we'll do, oh, yeah, we'll
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (28:51):
do it. Versus them. We'll be the
away team, and
Law Smith (28:53):
we'll come in. Yeah, they have a cool studio for
skins, but they keep balking atit. Why? Scared? Well, we'd have
to do it on, like a Saturday orsomething. You have to, everyone
has to clear their schedule. ButThanksgiving, I was thinking
about, it kind of sucks. Itmight be cooler up north. I
(29:14):
don't know when
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (29:14):
it's hot. Took it time off. No,
that's nice for that.
Law Smith (29:18):
That's cool, mom. I'm saying like, it is a nice day.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (29:23):
You know, it's a lot. It's a lot for
do you really feel thankful? Isthat really what you're getting
out of it I do, or is it stressout of cooking?
Law Smith (29:34):
I do at least try to write out some stuff I'm
grateful for, like, for 10minutes. You know, nothing I do
that on my to do list anyway,right? Like, I'm in recovery
alcohol. Well,
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (29:45):
I mean, that's a good thing and
but you do that anyways. Like,Thanksgiving is making you do
Law Smith (29:50):
it. I don't think we've ever, when we did family
Thanksgiving, we ever wentaround the table and said, what
are you grateful for? Like, Ithink that's so funny. Yeah. Out
that. Well, not, not one year,everybody was hungry. No, no,
because my aunt would make stuffthat we have to sorry, and if
(30:11):
you're listening, you're 80, soif you made it to listening to
this, you know, good for you,but she would make something
that we all have to be like, andthen feed it to the dog kind of
thing. Oh, okay. Or put inthere, like, what? Or put it
three kind of casserole, greenbean casserole, yep, boom. And
then you try to sneak it intothey still have a garbage
(30:33):
disposal, which is rad
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (30:36):
compactor,
Law Smith (30:37):
yeah. Remember when you thought, yeah? That's yeah.
You remember when you thoughtevery garbage can would be that
in the future, right? Look,
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (30:44):
it's now a tiny cube of garbage.
Law Smith (30:46):
I bet that I future garbage. You know what? We
should look into that and try toresell it and rebrand it as a
new thing. Because what's old isnew.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (30:56):
What's new? Your worst idea?
Law Smith (30:58):
I'm just, I keep thinking about a lot of business
ideas of, like, physicalproducts where it's like, this
existed. It doesn't existanymore, but people would buy it
on telu. Well, it's
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (31:10):
like, you ever go back and and you
see, like, stuff from the 50s,just random household things
that have these nice littleextra things that go with it,
that that you're like, Oh, Inever would have thought to have
that for that purpose. I can'teven think of something like an
ironing board that has a thingto, you know, whatever a plaid
just got rid of. No, I mean,like, back in the day, they
(31:36):
would, Ooh, I got, I got one offeatures,
Law Smith (31:39):
a globe that's a bar. I really want one of those one
day.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (31:42):
You're not grasping.
Law Smith (31:43):
I know I know what you're saying, but I don't know
if you Well, you gotta throwsomething out there. I'm trying
to, trying to jog. You. Is itthe setup that's doing it to
you? You can't stand up thislong.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (31:58):
My legs are asleep. Yeah, whatever.
It's not that interesting.
Law Smith (32:01):
Well, no, I just think there's got to be, you
know, products out there thatyou could just bring back, just
by bringing it back, to a wholegeneration of people that may
have heard of it, may have seenit once, but you could go look
at this compactor. It takes upless carbon emissions, you know,
like, right carbon space.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (32:22):
My point was, was, there's probably
something that would actually beuseful today. Just gotta sift
through it.
Law Smith (32:27):
Like, have you seen that hue in time? The huel
company, it looks like, what'sthe old book they're eating
people fuck. It's like a book wehad to read in school. Come on
brain purple people eater No.Phil Hartman did a sketch on SNL
parenting it. That's the onlyreason I know it The Giving
(32:50):
Tree. It's somewhere everybodyjust like, drinks a milkshake,
and that's what they drink, orthey eat or whatever. Oh,
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (32:58):
I drink. I don't know why I led
you into that.
Law Smith (33:00):
Oh, I'm an oil I just watched gangs in New York too,
so I'm all about oh, man, yeah,Bill the butcher, God, yeah. Um,
I think we're good. Oh, I'mgonna fry my my turkey over
former guest of the pond lightTownsend's house. He has nine
(33:20):
Turkey fries. You want to cometo that start the day off. It's
like a tailgate party. It'sawesome. Maybe,
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (33:26):
I mean, yeah, I think the
Thanksgiving might be a littlebit different this year. Well,
no, you bring a
Law Smith (33:31):
fried bird to any dinner. You're the hero, dude.
Fry a frying a turkey is
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (33:38):
because it has juice. Are you? You're
you've got a turkey foryourself, so you bring it.
That's, that's not what I'masking the I understand the
fried turkey setup. I'm saying,you personally bought a turkey.
I
Law Smith (33:51):
will, yeah, why? I'll feel well, I'll bring it
somewhere, or I'll just eat itfor three days. Oh, okay, I know
it feels weird, knocked outturkey. We'll find a we'll find
a drive around
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (34:03):
and hand it out to homeless people.
Oh, well,
Law Smith (34:05):
we can go to joy bar, the best dive bar in Tampa, and
just bring that over there. Andjust, there's got to be drunks
there. We can hang out that
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (34:12):
is a fight like, if there's a byo
food place, bring your ownThanksgiving turkey. Tiny
Law Smith (34:18):
tap tavern, does it? They do a potluck. The regulars
of a gross dive bar. We're notgoing there. I think I'd like to
see that it's been compromised,though, by yuppies. Yeah,
yuppies. I said it. I'm bringingback yuppies and gavers Hit it
(34:38):
and go. I thought you were gonnaclose on that. Oh.
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