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Unknown (00:00):
Lost it. I had Rip Torn last night. Man, oh, I thought
(00:04):
you were being serious. Youready? You gotta dodge. Okay,
it's
Eric Readinger (00:09):
our kick ass intro.
law (00:14):
Mike Shinoda,
Eric Readinger (00:16):
oh yeah. It does have a Mike Shinoda vibe. Linkin
Park, guy,
Unknown (00:19):
that rat Ryu, you kind of like Shinoda. We're not gonna
lie. I love it. LinkedIn, Park,all right. Podcast. Way to hit
the post, ain't radio, it's apodcast, man, I
Eric Readinger (00:39):
was trying to pay you a compliment. Oh,
law (00:46):
we need 80s. Like, money, money, money. Huey Lewis style,
I think with some rap in there,yeah, I got big ideas that I'm
not getting around to doingbecause there's more important
stuff. I'm gonna write it down,like the Gaza Strip. Am I right?
People? What?
Eric Readinger (01:02):
We're not doing that here. No, no. You love
Unknown (01:05):
talking politics, especially geopolitics, with war
and all that.
Eric Readinger (01:09):
Yeah, no, we're not doing that. We ignore that.
Unknown (01:13):
I do like that, Trump, Nuke, shit. And then he was
like, All right, this is thetime for peace now. Yeah,
starting now. It's like your dadfreaked out. It was like, okay,
everyone's gonna be
Eric Readinger (01:24):
chill from now out of my system.
law (01:27):
Not a bad Trump. I haven't heard you do Trump. Thanks.
Definitely done it like 500times on this podcast. Yeah, but
not that good. Nothing calledYeah, yeah. You have to kind of
like breathe in while doing it.I think, yeah, he's got,
Eric Readinger (01:43):
it's funny to see the evolution of the Trump
impersonations over the years.Oh, yeah, because you see, well,
you see, like, Rogan do it. Hedoes like, a raises, no
impressions. I know exactly, butthe way he does it is like, he
like, raises his voice, or he'slike, you know, they're gonna,
they're gonna bomb the children,you know, like, yeah, that's
(02:05):
where they were. It was like,before. It wasn't before he was
President. That's not how theydid Trump.
Unknown (02:10):
Well, I've heard Dana Carvey talk about impressions.
It always kind of stuck. Ormaybe Darryl Hammond, you gotta
find, like a hook, you gottafind, like a thing that you can
kind of wrap their impressionaround. It's,
Eric Readinger (02:20):
well, yeah, it's like, that's how you center your
your impression, almost like,bring it back to
Unknown (02:25):
that. Yeah, I was doing. I was on my way to a gig.
Sunday night. Was doing. I wastrying to do Stevo. I think I've
done it on here because my raspyvoice,
Eric Readinger (02:36):
dang. I never thought about
Unknown (02:40):
this is an ROI podcast, and this is called fuck your
mom.
Eric Readinger (02:45):
Okay, yeah,
Unknown (02:47):
it's, it's almost RFK, because I was gonna try to do
that too, but RFK sounds like hejust had orange juice. No,
Eric Readinger (02:54):
nobody wants to hear an RFK impersonation. He
needs to get Hawking. He needsvoice, yeah, I know vaccines.
Maxine,
law (03:06):
smart guy. That guy's I, that man that
Eric Readinger (03:10):
won't get us picked up on YouTube because I
didn't know what fun, nothing.
Unknown (03:14):
We didn't say you were, um, the V word, yeah, vagina,
Eric Readinger (03:21):
no. What's this move? Really well, you know, if
we didn't get in trouble forjunior, we don't need to say
what is RFK Jr? Talk about alot, health wise
law (03:32):
voting. Oh, my God,
Eric Readinger (03:34):
Violet, never mind now. I'm just
law (03:36):
going V's Vista. View. He's
Eric Readinger (03:40):
the, he's the health bizarre Vendetta.
Unknown (03:44):
Yeah, yeah, he's getting the red dye number five
out of stuff, small win. I mean,it is crazy how much shit is on
the if you read the chemicals onthe back of food to keep it
preserved and and like, It's sowild. Oh,
Eric Readinger (03:59):
it's messed up, man.
law (04:00):
And I feed my kids all that crap.
Eric Readinger (04:04):
Yeah? Well, like, that's what's messed up,
is we don't really have a lot ofchoices.
Unknown (04:07):
Here's an unpopular opinion, and I brought it up on
this show. Here we go. A hottake, hot take, man, the Okay,
we have the SNAP program, right?I don't know what you're talking
about. Yeah, people that aregovernment cheese, man, right?
You're getting, I see where whatyou can buy on snap at the
(04:29):
grocery store, 711 you know,Wawa, whatever, like convenience
stores, anything, it's, itshouldn't be garbage. You can
get Cheetos on there,
Eric Readinger (04:39):
right? Well, what's crazy is, last night, I
got an Uber Eats Notification.Now accepting snap, now
accepting snap
Unknown (04:48):
that I could, I could kind of make an argument for
because people may not be ableto get
Eric Readinger (04:53):
to I'm not saying, just saying it's weird
timing, yeah,
Unknown (04:57):
we don't bring it up. And I was like, What I also.
Think if All right, so if wehave that, that's one part of
that problem. The other thingis, like, I've been broke. I've
been post divorce, broke, realbad, good. And I was thinking
about it as, like a lot ofpeople talk about, okay, grocery
costs are going up. Eggs areexpensive. If you just eat half
(05:19):
as much as you were eating, youcould probably make a lot of
savings, right? Not. No onewants to say that,
Eric Readinger (05:26):
right? If you actually, like counted the
calories that you're taking,yeah, it's probably better for
you, not great that it has abunch of other shit in it, but
you can at least not be obese.
Unknown (05:36):
You eat to your full. Most people have that kind of
life because I got the munchies.You know, it's like, no, I don't
think anybody wants to talkabout it, because they won't get
voted into whatever thingthey're doing, right? I got the
munchies, or profits won't be upfor their company if they put
that out there. I just thinkit's, it's just that, remember
(05:59):
when those were acute problems,right? Breakfast. The school you
were at, they had breakfast forkids. No,
Eric Readinger (06:08):
well, you mean, like, Oh no, it was all free.
Unknown (06:12):
Yeah, I know. I I'm breakfast and lunch. I'm with,
like, make your kids breakfast.It doesn't take that long kind
of thing. You know? It's kind oflike, if you let people do it,
you you'll let them be lazy,though it's like the goldfish,
they'll take up. They'll bebigger in the goldfish bowl if
it's a bigger bowl. You know,that way. But I mean, like
people, like, if you give theman easy option, and you're tired
as fuck in the morning becauseyou're working a lot as a
(06:34):
parent, especially singleparent, getting the kids to
school, you're like, I'm not. Idon't want to get up 15 exactly
earlier to crack an egg and putit on a frying pan, yes, so
Eric Readinger (06:44):
that I feel good about myself.
Unknown (06:48):
Well, yeah, maybe for them to see you do it too. I
guess I think that's important.We were just telling me a story
about, like, I won't bring uppersonal stories unless you want
to talk about it. But it waslike kids absorb a lot more, oh
yeah, than you realize, and theythey may not be able to
articulate it. I mean, I wastelling someone I was, like, you
(07:09):
don't realize, like, early,early, like, I didn't think my
kids, I gave them, like, Kindletablets back in the day when
they're two and three, and Ithought they were just on that
playing games or, you know,watching whatever they could
watch on it. And I thought theyzoned me out completely. And so
I'd be on the phone making callsto you or anybody else, and I'd
(07:30):
be like, you know, go fuck yourmom and like, all this stuff.
And then I got called in to thepre K school because they were
saying fuck in little, squeaky,cute voices, yeah. And I was
like that. I was like, I'msorry. I didn't know they were
paying attention to me.
Eric Readinger (07:48):
Well, they don't have, they don't have a bunch of
shit in their minds taking upspace. They're just like,
filling up empty space. It'slike, yeah, why? Why would I not
absorb that? Yeah, I got nothingelse to absorb. Well,
Unknown (07:59):
I'd like them to see like me make my bed so they they
want to do it. It actuallyhappens a little bit like that.
If they see you do good habits,yeah, they want to do
Eric Readinger (08:08):
it like they all want to be like dad,
Unknown (08:12):
yeah? Well, they hopefully it's not gonna be that
way forever. They're gonna gothe opposite soon, probably not
that soon, man. They're gonna belike podcasting sucks stupid.
Why do you do that? They stillwant to come on, right? And I'm
like, You kids are gonna freezeup so bad. I go, What do you got
give me one minute, I knowyou're gonna say one thing, not
(08:32):
in the microphone, and then go.And I go, Mr. Eric will
interview you if you get introuble.
Eric Readinger (08:38):
Let him help you, dude, when I was teaching,
we would have, if we were in thegym, hook up a big speaker and I
had a microphone, I could justholler our kids over the
microphone, yeah, I have toscream. And almost every day,
can I see something in themicrophone? Yeah, go ahead.
law (08:55):
Yeah. Or yeah,
Eric Readinger (08:58):
it's like, okay, cool. Or be like, Good, glad you
got it out of your system. It'd
Unknown (09:03):
be like, World Star, yeah, like, like, fading away to
get away from it, yeah. I mean,all right, we got to bring up
this, this fight I love. Can youpull up this video? It's making.
I saw Pablo, Pablo Torres, Ithink, I believe, is the former
(09:24):
ESPN guy that has a podcast,Pablo finds out, or Pedro, god
damn it, whatever. But I sawthey were talking about this at
length, because there's moreinfo after this. There's a big
golf fight. You don't see golffights very much, right? And you
definitely think this guysquawkin is gonna, like, put it
(09:47):
down. You guys need to get offthe golf course. Oh, now back
up. Let me describe real quick.So we got a guy on, like,
probably the tee box or thegreen. Mean he's wearing some
kind of, like shitty golf, like,Chubbies kind of shirt, got an
under beard, like tattoos, whiteguy, probably five, nine. Hard
(10:12):
to tell, hard to tell, I'm justguessing by the stature. You
know, he looks a little.
Eric Readinger (10:19):
Hey. Cameraman did a terrible job. Guy
law (10:22):
Off, off. Frame pushes
Eric Readinger (10:33):
out of the pond. He charges at the guy, and then
his buddy's like, Hey, leave himalone. He's like, he charged at
me
Unknown (10:40):
now golf, like I've seen drunk people play golf.
I've been wasted on the golfcourse, for sure. I've never
been rageful at any like, I'vebeen like, Come on, man. This
old people are slow ahead of us,right? Well, I miss a swing
really
Eric Readinger (10:55):
bad, right? That's a game. You know? We are
adults about things. This guy islike some people, bro, I don't
law (11:01):
he's yayed up. I would say this is golf. Yay
Eric Readinger (11:06):
maybe, maybe, let's see what happens. Okay, so
just real quick, if youcouldn't, if you're not
watching, he's yelling at the
law (11:14):
big dude by six four, at least. Maybe, yeah,
Eric Readinger (11:19):
maybe bigger. And he's definitely filled out.
He's not lanky. He just punchedhim twice in the head, well, for
twice in the head, and you hearhim say, bang.
law (11:28):
That's saying so bad.
Eric Readinger (11:29):
Every dodge phrase. Every time he's punching
him, he's yelling bang, like
Unknown (11:33):
a like a comic book. I'm gonna rewind like there's a
comic book here. Noise thatcomes out. Kaboom, yeah. I got
it all on record. I record now,yeah, get out of your fatty
law (11:53):
Damn dude. He couldn't even walk you.
Unknown (12:03):
Boom, oh, man, rolls into the water. It's not okay.
Wait. I thought he rolls intothe water. Get out of here. So
the first, the first he chargeshim and the guy who lays them,
the big the big dude, yeah, giveme that. Oh, lay shit. You don't
(12:27):
have that one for Major LeagueNo. Sorry. God, I thought you
had all his dialog, no. So
Eric Readinger (12:34):
the guy the, if I would have known, I could have
Unknown (12:37):
pulled it. What I'm guessing is the coked up under
beard, 510 guy, you know,sleeved up ready to rock,
charges him. The guy fuckingjust moves to the side. He rolls
down into the pond, and thenarmy crawls out of the weeds of
the pond, ready to rock. Yep.And to be good, to be good on
(13:00):
him. He can take a couple ofhits, yeah? He got back up. He
got back again. And now it'scoming out. That guy's a hockey
player, the big guy, yeah,right, makes sense. It feels
like a goon because he grabs hisshirt. He grabbed him just like
a goon would. Well, that's whatyou would do in hockey. You grab
the front the chest of theirshirt, right? And the guy
doesn't block. He doesn't bitchball. We used to call this bitch
(13:22):
ball back in the high school.Like, you just kind of, like,
it's not quite boxing defense.You just kind of really fetal
position, yeah. And just take iton the top of the head, usually,
like, he gets them, dude, if Igot not knocked down with one
punch, and then gets him again,yeah? And says, bang,
Eric Readinger (13:44):
yeah. That is after the verse. I'd be like,
Oh, he's done this before,enough that he has a catchphrase
I should stop now.
Unknown (13:50):
What I want to know is, why were, why was that guy
yelling at him? Why would you dothat? Yeah,
Eric Readinger (13:55):
what's the back story?
Unknown (13:58):
And then what happened after asshole on the golf
course? Well, that's one ofthose things where it's become
so viral, I wonder if thatguy's, like, gotten fired from
whatever he does. He's probablya salesman. I'm guessing he's
got salesman or, or, like,commercial real estate,
something like that, you know,where they don't really have an
eye on everybody, micro managingstyle, yeah, um, or about, or,
(14:21):
like, a really bad bouncer.
Eric Readinger (14:24):
He was bouncing all around. I
Unknown (14:26):
mean, dude, it's not often you get to see the guy
gets hit in the face clean. Hecan't even block himself four
times. Yeah. And then you thinkhe
Eric Readinger (14:36):
would have had a better plan.
Unknown (14:38):
His chubby friend comes in and tries to like, yeah, man,
that's enough, and he's thehockey player. Just go get out
of Yeah, you. Reminds me Carlfrom big fish. What's your name,
Eric Readinger (14:49):
John? It's just like, you don't want to fight
random people that are evenlike, somebody like, my size,
physically, not intimidating.But when you see a guy like,
that's like, the size alone.Stop you, right? It's like you
don't know the small guy couldbe a jujitsu master, whatever,
but that guy obviously will kickyour ass.
Unknown (15:07):
There is a thing that people I brought it up. There is
a thing I've noticed because oneof my best friends, Travis, is
6566 and when I would go outwith him, there's a lot of
people who want to fight him,right? And I don't, it's only
because he was tall, yeah? And Inever understood it. He never
got it. We used to laugh aboutit. It's like, all these
(15:28):
Napoleon guys would come up tohim be like, think you're better
than me, yeah? And you're like,and it's scary sometimes, at the
bars we were at in the south,you're like, we're in Baton
Rouge. We got to get out ofhere. Man, this is not going to
go well, yeah, and it's like,dip spit on the crevices of
their teeth and like,
Eric Readinger (15:46):
they've got 20 plus years of insecurity. It's
taking it out on that guy. Why
Unknown (15:51):
wouldn't you find a smaller dude, right? That's so,
that's so like, well, if they'reinteresting,
Eric Readinger (15:58):
because that situation, if they're in the
bar, they assume it's going toget broken out
Unknown (16:03):
that too. Yeah, I he had to, he had to take care of
business sometimes. And it wasinteresting to watch. I mean, my
and then I felt like a littlegirl, like his date, because it
would just be him and I goingout sometimes, and I'd be like,
sounds cool. No, no, no, no. Ilet that shit happen. Look, you
get a grown man fight. I'llprobably let it go for a little
bit, like, if,
Eric Readinger (16:23):
oh yeah, no, same here, justified. If it's
happening, like, and it'sobvious that you're not going to
get killed, I'll let it play outa little bit.
Unknown (16:30):
Or, our friend of the program, DJ, DJ, cat, what our
boy, hey, you're my friend.Like, if, I could see, I can see
Eric Readinger (16:44):
a garbage pussy, is what you're trying to think
of, that sort of thing. Okay, Ibet cat. Forget his real name.
Yeah,
Unknown (16:49):
no, okay. I was just, I didn't want to bring him up. I'm
just saying cat. I could catpussy. It's kind of the area, I
guess. Look, man, I got too manynames in my head, not pseudo
names aside, but I was saying,like, I could see him getting
like, feisty like that, thatkind of personality, but not
he's not a fighter, but like,getting like, revved up like
(17:11):
that. And just like, let this gofor a minute.
Eric Readinger (17:14):
Yeah. He's got a personality that people think is
aggressive, just the way hespeaks,
Unknown (17:20):
yeah, and he's sweet, and it's, you know, there's just
guys that have that cadence, you
Eric Readinger (17:25):
know, yeah. But I've seen it so many times
people like, who's got trying tofight me? Well, I'm like, no,
no. So,
Unknown (17:32):
I mean, I I told my ex wife, because she used to get
drunk and challenge other women.And I'm like, Look, I had to sit
her down. Be like, this is thelast time I'm gonna get in the
middle of it. I'm gonna just letit happen. Now we're divorced,
so maybe that's part of it. But,um, you know, it's like, I have
friends that used to get infights all the time, like, dude,
I'm not back up. I don't want tohave to think about this every
(17:54):
this, right? Not in high school.I know. I don't want to think
about this every time I have togo
Eric Readinger (17:59):
out. What an extra thing. Like, what? God, I
don't want to think
Unknown (18:03):
about my feet and footing and where all the powers
coming from, yeah. Because ifyou look at the guy that charged
impressions, his foot, his feetwork is his feet are almost
like, Slappy,
Eric Readinger (18:14):
Slappy. Daddy might as well be wearing, you
know, scuba flippers.
Unknown (18:18):
It's like, yeah, it's like a cartoon on a banana peel,
like he's all over the place andjust gets rocked. God, I love
that. Yep, street justice
Eric Readinger (18:29):
again, though we don't know what the guy was
doing. The big guy might havebeen a total on the golf course.
We're not seeing that. This isnot enough. I'm gonna say
something I'm so curious about.
Unknown (18:38):
This is one of those ones I might actually have to do
a follow up and bring it up nextdeep dive podcast on it. You
want to bring up that screenshotI sent you. That cool email. I
got contact form is prettysweet, dude. I just got this.
What was it like? Saturdaymorning, Saturday afternoon, I
(18:59):
saw the preview of the email. Idon't know if I want to read the
whole thing. This is on mypersonal site. Law Smith works
calm. The name, you suck. Phonenumber, 6969696, or something
like that. And then the emailyou want
Eric Readinger (19:18):
to read that one, I can't read it. Oh, wait,
we got the thing set up, youcan't do it good.
Unknown (19:22):
Oh, sorry, but it's like whatever I showed you
before we got on the mics.There's a guy that just sent me
a bunch of hate messages. Yeah,the email is, you want to say, I
can read it. What does it say
Eric Readinger (19:35):
as a J word and an F word@die.com you can choose
your own. See. What's funny is,I have the email, I have it
pulled up, but the part that'sterrible is actually
Unknown (19:46):
blocked out, and the message that entity, the message
says the Holocaust wasn't real.Now this could be a lot of my
good buddies, honestly, as ajoke that we were like, Oh my
God, this guy, law has his ownwebsite. What a narcissist or
something. I could. See thatthere's about 10 out of the 12
guys in my league, fantasyleague, that could do this,
yeah? But it's, it's one ofthose things.
Eric Readinger (20:10):
It's like, I don't know, man, that one has,
has some vitriol, yeah, somevenom to it. Has some soul to
unnecessary anger in there somedark soul, yeah, yeah, which I
think reading that, I'm gonnaguess it coincides with your
other random
law (20:28):
I should bring those messages up maybe next episode I
will. I gotta think about if Iwant to do that or not because I
don't have them on. Ah, I wouldlove to, honestly, because I'd
be like, let's bring that on,down on how that went? You know,
Daddy loves drama, right?
Eric Readinger (20:43):
And finally, I'm not admit in the middle of it,
so I would love it very much.
Unknown (20:47):
Finally, yeah, okay, but ours is more love based, you
know, we mean our our individualrespective dramas.
Eric Readinger (20:57):
Sometimes I don't know. I've had outside,
outside drama, aside fromfemales, yeah,
Unknown (21:03):
but come on, yeah. What's it called? And I'll wait
nod to my lady, because I knowshe listens. You're great. I got
notes on one of her episode. Iwas like, I'm gonna skim through
those. I'll take them in. It'slike getting
Eric Readinger (21:19):
stand up notes. Can you summarize this for me,
which
Unknown (21:23):
she may have done, because I know she uses it more
than I do. So, oh, good. No, Idon't I try to explain to
everybody we don't know what wetalked about until, like, I look
at maybe the transcript pieceslater.
Eric Readinger (21:35):
Oh no, I It's like men in black, memory wiper,
law (21:40):
yeah? This, this, we're, it's a pocket dimension, where
we're at, right? Yeah.
Eric Readinger (21:45):
And then this, you know, I was talking about
this with my lady friend theother day, how it's like, you
know, we are at least 10% more,yeah, than who we normally are,
yeah, you know, like, we'reextra right now, we're
Unknown (21:59):
aware people are listening to a conversation,
yeah, having,
Eric Readinger (22:03):
but not the same conversation we had when we were
playing Scrabble and I beat shitout of you an hour ago. Well,
you know, it glitch, but it'snot gonna glitch a 90 point
difference, hey, but you canonly get so much out of a queue,
bro,
Unknown (22:17):
yeah, but, except it has a look. It glitched my cue,
it took it away for no reason.Yes, that's horseshit. And by
the way, that could have majoreffects. We're talking, what
about the
Eric Readinger (22:29):
other 15 games before that? We're talking
Unknown (22:32):
sliding doors. I don't know if it's your cheat codes
you put in, like Contra beforewe start, because it's your Xbox
and you're scared to playoffline. Oh yeah, you don't want
to do it offline. What you'resaying to me makes me want to
fight you a little. And you'reprobably a dirty tile Looker,
just like if we played Madden, Ibet you were dirty play Looker,
(22:55):
nope. Oh yeah, no. You have nograce for this.
Eric Readinger (22:58):
Absolutely, I'm absolutely the opposite, sure I
don't get pleasure out of it. IfI cheated like I would not do
that,
law (23:06):
that's that's what
Eric Readinger (23:07):
the real I want, the real victory. Anybody who
knows me knows that, right?
Unknown (23:13):
I want you to bring up your boy here that was on Tinder
swipe. I love this story. Thecomments are so brutal. This guy
swiped right on Tinder 2 milliontimes, which a friend of ours
did a while back. Our formerproducer, third Mike, when he
was on the dating app sevenyears ago, something I remember
(23:35):
us being the office studio, andhe was like, I'm just gonna
swipe right on everybody untiljust it's just a numbers game. I
was like, okay, buddy, yeah, youknow it's not. I mean, you bring
in every lead that's available,I guess. But this guy swiped 2
million times and only had onedate, which is so crazy. And I
brought up, these dating appsare lead gen. It's a different
(23:58):
kind of lead gen, but it's thesame thing, right? This guy's a
bad rate, bad open rate,probably bad conversion rate on
a lead, definitely badconversion on acquisition, as
far as getting one
Eric Readinger (24:10):
date. Well, I mean this, if this picture is
any indication of what he'sworking
Unknown (24:15):
if you, if you slide it to the right a little bit,
you'll see some of the shit, butthe comments it's on profit
Instagram account at profit. Butsome of them are so brutal,
Eric Readinger (24:28):
you should have tried plenty of fish.
Unknown (24:31):
Pretty good, pretty good. But if you go right in the
carousel of pictures, there'slike it shows like that that
shows a cohort. What is that?Called a Sankey chart. You can
see that in Google Analytics, ifyou're a nerd, if I'm not home,
you can find me at the lake, 26years old. You know, looks like
(24:54):
a pretty normal guy, outdoorsyguy, and then that one's with a
lot of fishing pictures. Fish.What does it say? No, go back. I
can't read it from here. Ifyou're
Eric Readinger (25:03):
not trying to go fishing, I don't want it. My
idea of vacation is going to thedesert and looking for snakes
for a week. I may or may not.Currently own 33 snakes. Oh,
there's a problem right there.There's your problem right
there.
Unknown (25:15):
Because guys don't read profiles at first. Women
definitely do.
Eric Readinger (25:22):
It's tell my kids 33 I tell my kids, don't
trust the guy walking aroundwith a snake. One snake. Oh, my
kids are life more snakes tothat. Get the like, what? No, I
hate snakes. He wants to go tothe desert for a week looking
for snakes. No, you want to burythe body you murdered before
that.
Unknown (25:41):
Now here's probably the good news, another follow up I
need to do. He probably got laidoff of this. Everyone making fun
of him, because there's probablyone chick that's into that. Oh,
sure, you know, yeah, like thatlady on the reality show where
she lives up north by herself,up in like, Alaska, there's like
that lady, she needs to get laidevery time again, sure. Life
(26:03):
below zero,
Eric Readinger (26:04):
yeah. You know, people just wanting to be
adjacent. Star
Unknown (26:09):
fuckers. Look at that bishop Sankey chart. Yeah. You
like that reference that isdouble every time I see that
chart
Eric Readinger (26:18):
of Tennessee Titans, yep, running back,
Washington Cougars are therunning back. Yep. Okay, see,
Unknown (26:23):
yeah, I'm with you. And then you got Blaine Bishop was
drafted in like, the 13th round,one of my favorite guys in the
90s. I thought this was a littleinteresting, self made versus
inherited wealth. And basicallyis like, look really tough to
make billions on your own, yeah?Well, a lot of it is legacy,
(26:48):
inheritance, you know,oligarchs, royal families, all
that stuff on just wealth.
Eric Readinger (26:58):
Well, looking at this, it shows that it's more
self made,
law (27:03):
I know, but like it's still, it's still a lot on the
left side.
Eric Readinger (27:08):
Yeah, those are all you know, socialist European
Unknown (27:14):
countries. And if you look at Russia and China, the
top two, really, really,
Eric Readinger (27:19):
yeah, bullshit, self made, really, if you count
the state right as being you, or
Unknown (27:26):
they pick you, probably maybe just you, you're gonna
make you that guy. It's likeTrading
Eric Readinger (27:31):
Places. Yeah, you know what movie I watched
that was, uh, better than Ithought it would be trading
places. No, okay, hold on.Sorry, I got another thing,
Tetris. There's a movie aboutthe video game Tetris. Yeah,
really good. I love thesoundtrack. If it's true, then
if it's real, that. But Apple TVmade me think of that, because
they had to go into Russia andbuying rights to sell video
(27:54):
games from the from thecommunist government. So it was
like, all this, like, it wasinteresting. It was good. I will
you don't think about thattonight. You know, think about
like, the guy creates a videogame in Russia. How's that work?
It
Unknown (28:09):
was, it was on my list. You know, I love that. The song
from bullet train, they used toNo, no, not type A, C or B,
soundtrack,
Eric Readinger (28:19):
talking the I Nina
Unknown (28:24):
Hiro, yeah, that song. They redid it for that, and they
did it for bullet train inJapanese. I love it. Oh, good.
All right. What else we whatelse did I send you? What other
horseshit did I findinteresting? Hi, in the middle
of the night, go save this forthe podcast,
Eric Readinger (28:42):
cause of death by genre, various causes of
death for musicians of different
Unknown (28:46):
genres. I thought this was interesting. Shows the data.
Too many numbers here to give ashit. Well, go to the red ones
or the green ones. Those are theor the blue ones in the red ones
are the outliers, just like punkis accidental. Metal is
accidental and suicide, it kindof lines up, you know,
Eric Readinger (29:08):
yeah, with punk, they put accidental, but they're
probably, you know, countingKurt Cobain
Unknown (29:13):
blues is heart attack, makes kind of sense. I think of
BB King right?
Eric Readinger (29:19):
Racist? What? Racist graph, bro he
Unknown (29:23):
did, like a diabetes commercial, forever, you're just
making it worse. Folk is cancerkind of, kind of lines, sad,
like, kind of sad
Eric Readinger (29:34):
world music, the fuck
Unknown (29:37):
that world? I haven't heard that term in a while,
worlds that, like horseshit,that in the 90s, they're trying
to get us the love for likeDonna and stuff. What the hell
you're talking about? It was athing,
Eric Readinger (29:51):
okay? Like the bond to the next one this. I
just
Unknown (29:54):
thought you would love it. So that's great. Wade Boggs
receiving enormous novel. SeeMiller Lite case to sign, yeah,
that has his name in the millerlite font, and he's our Tampa
product. And, you know, hell ofa Boston Red Sox and socks,
(30:14):
right? Yeah, you say don't try,okay. And Tampa Bay Ray, Devil
Ray, at the time, got his3,000th hit here. But plant high
plant High School in Tampa, theysaid he used to sit on a case of
Miller Light waiting for theflights when they used to wait
on the tarmac. Yeah, I love
Eric Readinger (30:33):
God. Rest his soul.
Unknown (30:35):
These I see a lot. Okay, so these are guys that
have Twitter accounts that arelike, here is here is the key to
running a small business thatyou didn't know about. Here's a
vending machine business, andhow you can make millions doing
it. I just think these thingsare horse shit, and I want to
really compile it, like LastWeek Tonight with John Oliver. I
(30:56):
want to do a deep dive for anepisode and just really go into
it, because these are suchhorseshit things. If you made
millions like this, why wouldyou ever just openly give it
away, and why are a lot ofpeople doing it? It's they seem
bot driven kind of Twitter postsand Instagram posts. They take
the Twitter screenshots and thenpost it on Instagram and Tiktok
(31:18):
and shit. But it's like, here'show to buy a laundromat, you
know, acquire a million dollarlaundromat using $0 of your own
money. And then you look at it,it's like, well, your credit
needs to be 850 and
Eric Readinger (31:32):
you need to have, like, what did your
parents do
Unknown (31:34):
for a living? You needed you can leverage your
other businesses that arealready successful.
Eric Readinger (31:38):
You do a bunch of money by chance. And it
really, it's it.
Unknown (31:42):
Technically, I think some of these things are
correct, but realistically, it'slike it's just getting people to
buy horse shit, either it's aclass or a playbook or some
click funnel bullshit website.You know, I just think it's
interesting I do, but you know,I do love businesses that are
(32:04):
doing the unsexy stuff, at leastfrom our marketing agency
perspective. Like, I love myporta Porta Potty client when we
had one. I love my pond and lakemanagement. Give me the unsexy
shit I don't want, like thespeed bump product? Oh, yeah,
well, I would want that one.But, you know, I don't want this
(32:26):
fun not I don't want a sexylifestyle brand, you know, to
market. I want to do supplychain management companies.
Eric Readinger (32:35):
There you go. This I found most revenue
efficient companies number one,revenue per employee, revenue
per employee, and it is not evenclose. One is number 10 times
more than number two. Nvidia isnumber two at $3.6 million per
(32:56):
employee. Number one only fans,yeah, 37 point 6 million
Unknown (33:03):
per employee. They keep a tight team. I think I've heard
or them are Pornhub. I can'tremember. They're Canadian, one
of the two, maybe both, I don'tknow, but they're crushing it.
Now it's what's interesting isthose other companies underneath
them have 1000s of employees,yeah, which is still remarkable
how much per employee revenuecomes in, and their market caps,
(33:27):
obviously a lot bigger than onlyfans. But like, Apple has got so
many employees. Yeah, I don'teven know what cursor is, yeah.
Oh, either that's we're probablythere's that probably just shows
us, shows anybody listening likehow out of it we might be. I
don't know what neta is.
Eric Readinger (33:47):
Well, it could be one of those that owns
another. It might be aconglomerate.
Unknown (33:53):
It's just interesting because they don't have any all
they got is really server fees,probably in my transaction
stuff. Yeah, and they're tryingto make their own content. At
one point, they tried to docomedy roast. They did one of
Bert kreischer. No, I didn'tknow that. I mean, it was like
they could have made it cooler,and they made it really, like,
what got you there? They made ittoo produced. They made it like
(34:15):
two night, like it could havebeen grimy,
Eric Readinger (34:17):
yeah, this is not the quality only fans. Fans
come forth. But
Unknown (34:21):
it could have been like New York Comedy Club roast, you
know, kind of style, but it was,like, way too glitzy and like,
overproduced. And then I justthought, this is interesting for
any people looking for work.This is like 27 websites where
you can find remote workers. Wedon't have to list them all, but
give me that. Give me one more.Should have it like remotive. No
(34:47):
desk. Remote.co, dynamite, jobs,working nomads, job, espresso,
might as well read them all.
Eric Readinger (34:55):
How many are there? 27
Unknown (34:57):
skip the drive. Remote.io, do. Daily, remote,
remote, auto, o, t, t, O, keepgoing. Arc, dot, Dev, Himalayas,
jobs, job, I see job, Z, job, Isee it's spelled job. I see all
(35:18):
1n, O, H Q, O, H q4, dayweek.io, remote
Eric Readinger (35:27):
woman, I think that's only only fans
Unknown (35:31):
power to fly crossover Europe, remotely, Asia remotely,
no or remote
Eric Readinger (35:39):
No. Read it the way they wrote it,
Unknown (35:41):
Asia, remote job, that sounds like when they get like,
Street Fighter over there, andthey're like, guy in fight in
the alley, yeah? Remote Python.Work at a startup, YC that I
think that's Y Combinator, yeah.Product Hunt jobs, which I like.
I like. Product, hunt, support,driven jobs. Citizen, remote,
(36:04):
remote. 26
Eric Readinger (36:05):
you only get 26 because it wasn't just, oh, it
was 27
law (36:09):
Yeah, dickhead,
Eric Readinger (36:10):
no, but you were wrong. I said, 27 you said 26
Unknown (36:14):
I said, play the tape back. Mark it. Well, I'm gonna
clip it because I've been I'vehad a lot of comics talk to me
about work and stuff, and I'mlike, that one was a little self
gratifying. So I could send themthat clip and just be like, now
you have to subscribe to thepod. Oh, this was the last thing
(36:36):
I got. I got down a rabbit holeon expired domains.com, I was
looking at it. You ever been onthat? No, it'll show you, like,
what domains just expired. Ifyou want to, like, be
opportunistic, capitalize onlike traffic from other sites
that people just let lapse. Andif you want to tag like a domain
(36:56):
you want, it'll notify you whenit becomes available, which is
very helpful.
Eric Readinger (37:01):
Yeah. Well, if you got beef with a business,
you could stick it to them stealtheir domain. Oh,
Unknown (37:07):
I mean, I'll do a DDS DDoS attack. I've done it. I
mean, JK show. I don't know howto do that, and don't know how
to pay someone to do
Eric Readinger (37:17):
it. Exactly. You're joking around crypto or
any
law (37:21):
of that. That's weird. Oh,
Unknown (37:23):
it's such a good what a fantasy show we do. You do a
good joke
anyway. But I just thought thatwas good. Good kind of pragmatic
advice. If anybody's looking tostock a domain like lawsmith.com
is a Georgia lawyer that as Ilook at his side, I was like,
he's got to be retiring soon.Maybe I could talk to him before
(37:44):
he was
Eric Readinger (37:45):
that his name. Or is he acting like he's like,
a blacksmith, but a lawyerSmith, but Law
Unknown (37:50):
Smith? Yeah. Well, there that is a thing, but he
just got on it in the 90s. Ilooked it up. But you can also
see, like, when people gotdomain, like when they establish
it, well, how much traffic theyhave if they rank keywords,
Eric Readinger (38:04):
all that kind of stuff, very nerdy stuff.
Unknown (38:06):
I was like, I thought I saw Detroit Lions on there, and
it was like, it's Detroitspelled wrong, Detroit Lloyd.
Like, it's a lot of typo stuffon there that gets a lot of
traffic, yeah? Which if we weresluts about it for this show,
yeah? Ron hub, but put in stufffor like ROI and all that stuff,
just to track it, see if we cangrab it that Fat Rabbit, yeah,
Eric Readinger (38:29):
you know, done. I
Unknown (38:31):
think that was a jam packed show. Yeah, we got a lot
of good stuff out there. Wedidn't limp into this one. No,
oh, boy.
Lost it. I had Rip Torn last night. Man, oh, I thought
(00:04):
you were being serious. Youready? You gotta dodge. Okay,
it's
Eric Readinger (00:09):
our kick ass intro.
law (00:14):
Mike Shinoda,
Eric Readinger (00:16):
oh yeah. It does have a Mike Shinoda vibe. Linkin
Park, guy,
Unknown (00:19):
that rat Ryu, you kind of like Shinoda. We're not gonna
lie. I love it. LinkedIn, Park,all right. Podcast. Way to hit
the post, ain't radio, it's apodcast, man, I
Eric Readinger (00:39):
was trying to pay you a compliment. Oh,
law (00:46):
we need 80s. Like, money, money, money. Huey Lewis style,
I think with some rap in there,yeah, I got big ideas that I'm
not getting around to doingbecause there's more important
stuff. I'm gonna write it down,like the Gaza Strip. Am I right?
People? What?
Eric Readinger (01:02):
We're not doing that here. No, no. You love
Unknown (01:05):
talking politics, especially geopolitics, with war
and all that.
Eric Readinger (01:09):
Yeah, no, we're not doing that. We ignore that.
Unknown (01:13):
I do like that, Trump, Nuke, shit. And then he was
like, All right, this is thetime for peace now. Yeah,
starting now. It's like your dadfreaked out. It was like, okay,
everyone's gonna be
Eric Readinger (01:24):
chill from now out of my system.
law (01:27):
Not a bad Trump. I haven't heard you do Trump. Thanks.
Definitely done it like 500times on this podcast. Yeah, but
not that good. Nothing calledYeah, yeah. You have to kind of
like breathe in while doing it.I think, yeah, he's got,
Eric Readinger (01:43):
it's funny to see the evolution of the Trump
impersonations over the years.Oh, yeah, because you see, well,
you see, like, Rogan do it. Hedoes like, a raises, no
impressions. I know exactly, butthe way he does it is like, he
like, raises his voice, or he'slike, you know, they're gonna,
they're gonna bomb the children,you know, like, yeah, that's
(02:05):
where they were. It was like,before. It wasn't before he was
President. That's not how theydid Trump.
Unknown (02:10):
Well, I've heard Dana Carvey talk about impressions.
It always kind of stuck. Ormaybe Darryl Hammond, you gotta
find, like a hook, you gottafind, like a thing that you can
kind of wrap their impressionaround. It's,
Eric Readinger (02:20):
well, yeah, it's like, that's how you center your
your impression, almost like,bring it back to
Unknown (02:25):
that. Yeah, I was doing. I was on my way to a gig.
Sunday night. Was doing. I wastrying to do Stevo. I think I've
done it on here because my raspyvoice,
Eric Readinger (02:36):
dang. I never thought about
Unknown (02:40):
this is an ROI podcast, and this is called fuck your
mom.
Eric Readinger (02:45):
Okay, yeah,
Unknown (02:47):
it's, it's almost RFK, because I was gonna try to do
that too, but RFK sounds like hejust had orange juice. No,
Eric Readinger (02:54):
nobody wants to hear an RFK impersonation. He
needs to get Hawking. He needsvoice, yeah, I know vaccines.
Maxine,
law (03:06):
smart guy. That guy's I, that man that
Eric Readinger (03:10):
won't get us picked up on YouTube because I
didn't know what fun, nothing.
Unknown (03:14):
We didn't say you were, um, the V word, yeah, vagina,
Eric Readinger (03:21):
no. What's this move? Really well, you know, if
we didn't get in trouble forjunior, we don't need to say
what is RFK Jr? Talk about alot, health wise
law (03:32):
voting. Oh, my God,
Eric Readinger (03:34):
Violet, never mind now. I'm just
law (03:36):
going V's Vista. View. He's
Eric Readinger (03:40):
the, he's the health bizarre Vendetta.
Unknown (03:44):
Yeah, yeah, he's getting the red dye number five
out of stuff, small win. I mean,it is crazy how much shit is on
the if you read the chemicals onthe back of food to keep it
preserved and and like, It's sowild. Oh,
Eric Readinger (03:59):
it's messed up, man.
law (04:00):
And I feed my kids all that crap.
Eric Readinger (04:04):
Yeah? Well, like, that's what's messed up,
is we don't really have a lot ofchoices.
Unknown (04:07):
Here's an unpopular opinion, and I brought it up on
this show. Here we go. A hottake, hot take, man, the Okay,
we have the SNAP program, right?I don't know what you're talking
about. Yeah, people that aregovernment cheese, man, right?
You're getting, I see where whatyou can buy on snap at the
(04:29):
grocery store, 711 you know,Wawa, whatever, like convenience
stores, anything, it's, itshouldn't be garbage. You can
get Cheetos on there,
Eric Readinger (04:39):
right? Well, what's crazy is, last night, I
got an Uber Eats Notification.Now accepting snap, now
accepting snap
Unknown (04:48):
that I could, I could kind of make an argument for
because people may not be ableto get
Eric Readinger (04:53):
to I'm not saying, just saying it's weird
timing, yeah,
Unknown (04:57):
we don't bring it up. And I was like, What I also.
Think if All right, so if wehave that, that's one part of
that problem. The other thingis, like, I've been broke. I've
been post divorce, broke, realbad, good. And I was thinking
about it as, like a lot ofpeople talk about, okay, grocery
costs are going up. Eggs areexpensive. If you just eat half
(05:19):
as much as you were eating, youcould probably make a lot of
savings, right? Not. No onewants to say that,
Eric Readinger (05:26):
right? If you actually, like counted the
calories that you're taking,yeah, it's probably better for
you, not great that it has abunch of other shit in it, but
you can at least not be obese.
Unknown (05:36):
You eat to your full. Most people have that kind of
life because I got the munchies.You know, it's like, no, I don't
think anybody wants to talkabout it, because they won't get
voted into whatever thingthey're doing, right? I got the
munchies, or profits won't be upfor their company if they put
that out there. I just thinkit's, it's just that, remember
(05:59):
when those were acute problems,right? Breakfast. The school you
were at, they had breakfast forkids. No,
Eric Readinger (06:08):
well, you mean, like, Oh no, it was all free.
Unknown (06:12):
Yeah, I know. I I'm breakfast and lunch. I'm with,
like, make your kids breakfast.It doesn't take that long kind
of thing. You know? It's kind oflike, if you let people do it,
you you'll let them be lazy,though it's like the goldfish,
they'll take up. They'll bebigger in the goldfish bowl if
it's a bigger bowl. You know,that way. But I mean, like
people, like, if you give theman easy option, and you're tired
as fuck in the morning becauseyou're working a lot as a
(06:34):
parent, especially singleparent, getting the kids to
school, you're like, I'm not. Idon't want to get up 15 exactly
earlier to crack an egg and putit on a frying pan, yes, so
Eric Readinger (06:44):
that I feel good about myself.
Unknown (06:48):
Well, yeah, maybe for them to see you do it too. I
guess I think that's important.We were just telling me a story
about, like, I won't bring uppersonal stories unless you want
to talk about it. But it waslike kids absorb a lot more, oh
yeah, than you realize, and theythey may not be able to
articulate it. I mean, I wastelling someone I was, like, you
(07:09):
don't realize, like, early,early, like, I didn't think my
kids, I gave them, like, Kindletablets back in the day when
they're two and three, and Ithought they were just on that
playing games or, you know,watching whatever they could
watch on it. And I thought theyzoned me out completely. And so
I'd be on the phone making callsto you or anybody else, and I'd
(07:30):
be like, you know, go fuck yourmom and like, all this stuff.
And then I got called in to thepre K school because they were
saying fuck in little, squeaky,cute voices, yeah. And I was
like that. I was like, I'msorry. I didn't know they were
paying attention to me.
Eric Readinger (07:48):
Well, they don't have, they don't have a bunch of
shit in their minds taking upspace. They're just like,
filling up empty space. It'slike, yeah, why? Why would I not
absorb that? Yeah, I got nothingelse to absorb. Well,
Unknown (07:59):
I'd like them to see like me make my bed so they they
want to do it. It actuallyhappens a little bit like that.
If they see you do good habits,yeah, they want to do
Eric Readinger (08:08):
it like they all want to be like dad,
Unknown (08:12):
yeah? Well, they hopefully it's not gonna be that
way forever. They're gonna gothe opposite soon, probably not
that soon, man. They're gonna belike podcasting sucks stupid.
Why do you do that? They stillwant to come on, right? And I'm
like, You kids are gonna freezeup so bad. I go, What do you got
give me one minute, I knowyou're gonna say one thing, not
(08:32):
in the microphone, and then go.And I go, Mr. Eric will
interview you if you get introuble.
Eric Readinger (08:38):
Let him help you, dude, when I was teaching,
we would have, if we were in thegym, hook up a big speaker and I
had a microphone, I could justholler our kids over the
microphone, yeah, I have toscream. And almost every day,
can I see something in themicrophone? Yeah, go ahead.
law (08:55):
Yeah. Or yeah,
Eric Readinger (08:58):
it's like, okay, cool. Or be like, Good, glad you
got it out of your system. It'd
Unknown (09:03):
be like, World Star, yeah, like, like, fading away to
get away from it, yeah. I mean,all right, we got to bring up
this, this fight I love. Can youpull up this video? It's making.
I saw Pablo, Pablo Torres, Ithink, I believe, is the former
(09:24):
ESPN guy that has a podcast,Pablo finds out, or Pedro, god
damn it, whatever. But I sawthey were talking about this at
length, because there's moreinfo after this. There's a big
golf fight. You don't see golffights very much, right? And you
definitely think this guysquawkin is gonna, like, put it
(09:47):
down. You guys need to get offthe golf course. Oh, now back
up. Let me describe real quick.So we got a guy on, like,
probably the tee box or thegreen. Mean he's wearing some
kind of, like shitty golf, like,Chubbies kind of shirt, got an
under beard, like tattoos, whiteguy, probably five, nine. Hard
(10:12):
to tell, hard to tell, I'm justguessing by the stature. You
know, he looks a little.
Eric Readinger (10:19):
Hey. Cameraman did a terrible job. Guy
law (10:22):
Off, off. Frame pushes
Eric Readinger (10:33):
out of the pond. He charges at the guy, and then
his buddy's like, Hey, leave himalone. He's like, he charged at
me
Unknown (10:40):
now golf, like I've seen drunk people play golf.
I've been wasted on the golfcourse, for sure. I've never
been rageful at any like, I'vebeen like, Come on, man. This
old people are slow ahead of us,right? Well, I miss a swing
really
Eric Readinger (10:55):
bad, right? That's a game. You know? We are
adults about things. This guy islike some people, bro, I don't
law (11:01):
he's yayed up. I would say this is golf. Yay
Eric Readinger (11:06):
maybe, maybe, let's see what happens. Okay, so
just real quick, if youcouldn't, if you're not
watching, he's yelling at the
law (11:14):
big dude by six four, at least. Maybe, yeah,
Eric Readinger (11:19):
maybe bigger. And he's definitely filled out.
He's not lanky. He just punchedhim twice in the head, well, for
twice in the head, and you hearhim say, bang.
law (11:28):
That's saying so bad.
Eric Readinger (11:29):
Every dodge phrase. Every time he's punching
him, he's yelling bang, like
Unknown (11:33):
a like a comic book. I'm gonna rewind like there's a
comic book here. Noise thatcomes out. Kaboom, yeah. I got
it all on record. I record now,yeah, get out of your fatty
law (11:53):
Damn dude. He couldn't even walk you.
Unknown (12:03):
Boom, oh, man, rolls into the water. It's not okay.
Wait. I thought he rolls intothe water. Get out of here. So
the first, the first he chargeshim and the guy who lays them,
the big the big dude, yeah, giveme that. Oh, lay shit. You don't
(12:27):
have that one for Major LeagueNo. Sorry. God, I thought you
had all his dialog, no. So
Eric Readinger (12:34):
the guy the, if I would have known, I could have
Unknown (12:37):
pulled it. What I'm guessing is the coked up under
beard, 510 guy, you know,sleeved up ready to rock,
charges him. The guy fuckingjust moves to the side. He rolls
down into the pond, and thenarmy crawls out of the weeds of
the pond, ready to rock. Yep.And to be good, to be good on
(13:00):
him. He can take a couple ofhits, yeah? He got back up. He
got back again. And now it'scoming out. That guy's a hockey
player, the big guy, yeah,right, makes sense. It feels
like a goon because he grabs hisshirt. He grabbed him just like
a goon would. Well, that's whatyou would do in hockey. You grab
the front the chest of theirshirt, right? And the guy
doesn't block. He doesn't bitchball. We used to call this bitch
(13:22):
ball back in the high school.Like, you just kind of, like,
it's not quite boxing defense.You just kind of really fetal
position, yeah. And just take iton the top of the head, usually,
like, he gets them, dude, if Igot not knocked down with one
punch, and then gets him again,yeah? And says, bang,
Eric Readinger (13:44):
yeah. That is after the verse. I'd be like,
Oh, he's done this before,enough that he has a catchphrase
I should stop now.
Unknown (13:50):
What I want to know is, why were, why was that guy
yelling at him? Why would you dothat? Yeah,
Eric Readinger (13:55):
what's the back story?
Unknown (13:58):
And then what happened after asshole on the golf
course? Well, that's one ofthose things where it's become
so viral, I wonder if thatguy's, like, gotten fired from
whatever he does. He's probablya salesman. I'm guessing he's
got salesman or, or, like,commercial real estate,
something like that, you know,where they don't really have an
eye on everybody, micro managingstyle, yeah, um, or about, or,
(14:21):
like, a really bad bouncer.
Eric Readinger (14:24):
He was bouncing all around. I
Unknown (14:26):
mean, dude, it's not often you get to see the guy
gets hit in the face clean. Hecan't even block himself four
times. Yeah. And then you thinkhe
Eric Readinger (14:36):
would have had a better plan.
Unknown (14:38):
His chubby friend comes in and tries to like, yeah, man,
that's enough, and he's thehockey player. Just go get out
of Yeah, you. Reminds me Carlfrom big fish. What's your name,
Eric Readinger (14:49):
John? It's just like, you don't want to fight
random people that are evenlike, somebody like, my size,
physically, not intimidating.But when you see a guy like,
that's like, the size alone.Stop you, right? It's like you
don't know the small guy couldbe a jujitsu master, whatever,
but that guy obviously will kickyour ass.
Unknown (15:07):
There is a thing that people I brought it up. There is
a thing I've noticed because oneof my best friends, Travis, is
6566 and when I would go outwith him, there's a lot of
people who want to fight him,right? And I don't, it's only
because he was tall, yeah? And Inever understood it. He never
got it. We used to laugh aboutit. It's like, all these
(15:28):
Napoleon guys would come up tohim be like, think you're better
than me, yeah? And you're like,and it's scary sometimes, at the
bars we were at in the south,you're like, we're in Baton
Rouge. We got to get out ofhere. Man, this is not going to
go well, yeah, and it's like,dip spit on the crevices of
their teeth and like,
Eric Readinger (15:46):
they've got 20 plus years of insecurity. It's
taking it out on that guy. Why
Unknown (15:51):
wouldn't you find a smaller dude, right? That's so,
that's so like, well, if they'reinteresting,
Eric Readinger (15:58):
because that situation, if they're in the
bar, they assume it's going toget broken out
Unknown (16:03):
that too. Yeah, I he had to, he had to take care of
business sometimes. And it wasinteresting to watch. I mean, my
and then I felt like a littlegirl, like his date, because it
would just be him and I goingout sometimes, and I'd be like,
sounds cool. No, no, no, no. Ilet that shit happen. Look, you
get a grown man fight. I'llprobably let it go for a little
bit, like, if,
Eric Readinger (16:23):
oh yeah, no, same here, justified. If it's
happening, like, and it'sobvious that you're not going to
get killed, I'll let it play outa little bit.
Unknown (16:30):
Or, our friend of the program, DJ, DJ, cat, what our
boy, hey, you're my friend.Like, if, I could see, I can see
Eric Readinger (16:44):
a garbage pussy, is what you're trying to think
of, that sort of thing. Okay, Ibet cat. Forget his real name.
Yeah,
Unknown (16:49):
no, okay. I was just, I didn't want to bring him up. I'm
just saying cat. I could catpussy. It's kind of the area, I
guess. Look, man, I got too manynames in my head, not pseudo
names aside, but I was saying,like, I could see him getting
like, feisty like that, thatkind of personality, but not
he's not a fighter, but like,getting like, revved up like
(17:11):
that. And just like, let this gofor a minute.
Eric Readinger (17:14):
Yeah. He's got a personality that people think is
aggressive, just the way hespeaks,
Unknown (17:20):
yeah, and he's sweet, and it's, you know, there's just
guys that have that cadence, you
Eric Readinger (17:25):
know, yeah. But I've seen it so many times
people like, who's got trying tofight me? Well, I'm like, no,
no. So,
Unknown (17:32):
I mean, I I told my ex wife, because she used to get
drunk and challenge other women.And I'm like, Look, I had to sit
her down. Be like, this is thelast time I'm gonna get in the
middle of it. I'm gonna just letit happen. Now we're divorced,
so maybe that's part of it. But,um, you know, it's like, I have
friends that used to get infights all the time, like, dude,
I'm not back up. I don't want tohave to think about this every
(17:54):
this, right? Not in high school.I know. I don't want to think
about this every time I have togo
Eric Readinger (17:59):
out. What an extra thing. Like, what? God, I
don't want to think
Unknown (18:03):
about my feet and footing and where all the powers
coming from, yeah. Because ifyou look at the guy that charged
impressions, his foot, his feetwork is his feet are almost
like, Slappy,
Eric Readinger (18:14):
Slappy. Daddy might as well be wearing, you
know, scuba flippers.
Unknown (18:18):
It's like, yeah, it's like a cartoon on a banana peel,
like he's all over the place andjust gets rocked. God, I love
that. Yep, street justice
Eric Readinger (18:29):
again, though we don't know what the guy was
doing. The big guy might havebeen a total on the golf course.
We're not seeing that. This isnot enough. I'm gonna say
something I'm so curious about.
Unknown (18:38):
This is one of those ones I might actually have to do
a follow up and bring it up nextdeep dive podcast on it. You
want to bring up that screenshotI sent you. That cool email. I
got contact form is prettysweet, dude. I just got this.
What was it like? Saturdaymorning, Saturday afternoon, I
(18:59):
saw the preview of the email. Idon't know if I want to read the
whole thing. This is on mypersonal site. Law Smith works
calm. The name, you suck. Phonenumber, 6969696, or something
like that. And then the emailyou want
Eric Readinger (19:18):
to read that one, I can't read it. Oh, wait,
we got the thing set up, youcan't do it good.
Unknown (19:22):
Oh, sorry, but it's like whatever I showed you
before we got on the mics.There's a guy that just sent me
a bunch of hate messages. Yeah,the email is, you want to say, I
can read it. What does it say
Eric Readinger (19:35):
as a J word and an F word@die.com you can choose
your own. See. What's funny is,I have the email, I have it
pulled up, but the part that'sterrible is actually
Unknown (19:46):
blocked out, and the message that entity, the message
says the Holocaust wasn't real.Now this could be a lot of my
good buddies, honestly, as ajoke that we were like, Oh my
God, this guy, law has his ownwebsite. What a narcissist or
something. I could. See thatthere's about 10 out of the 12
guys in my league, fantasyleague, that could do this,
yeah? But it's, it's one ofthose things.
Eric Readinger (20:10):
It's like, I don't know, man, that one has,
has some vitriol, yeah, somevenom to it. Has some soul to
unnecessary anger in there somedark soul, yeah, yeah, which I
think reading that, I'm gonnaguess it coincides with your
other random
law (20:28):
I should bring those messages up maybe next episode I
will. I gotta think about if Iwant to do that or not because I
don't have them on. Ah, I wouldlove to, honestly, because I'd
be like, let's bring that on,down on how that went? You know,
Daddy loves drama, right?
Eric Readinger (20:43):
And finally, I'm not admit in the middle of it,
so I would love it very much.
Unknown (20:47):
Finally, yeah, okay, but ours is more love based, you
know, we mean our our individualrespective dramas.
Eric Readinger (20:57):
Sometimes I don't know. I've had outside,
outside drama, aside fromfemales, yeah,
Unknown (21:03):
but come on, yeah. What's it called? And I'll wait
nod to my lady, because I knowshe listens. You're great. I got
notes on one of her episode. Iwas like, I'm gonna skim through
those. I'll take them in. It'slike getting
Eric Readinger (21:19):
stand up notes. Can you summarize this for me,
which
Unknown (21:23):
she may have done, because I know she uses it more
than I do. So, oh, good. No, Idon't I try to explain to
everybody we don't know what wetalked about until, like, I look
at maybe the transcript pieceslater.
Eric Readinger (21:35):
Oh no, I It's like men in black, memory wiper,
law (21:40):
yeah? This, this, we're, it's a pocket dimension, where
we're at, right? Yeah.
Eric Readinger (21:45):
And then this, you know, I was talking about
this with my lady friend theother day, how it's like, you
know, we are at least 10% more,yeah, than who we normally are,
yeah, you know, like, we'reextra right now, we're
Unknown (21:59):
aware people are listening to a conversation,
yeah, having,
Eric Readinger (22:03):
but not the same conversation we had when we were
playing Scrabble and I beat shitout of you an hour ago. Well,
you know, it glitch, but it'snot gonna glitch a 90 point
difference, hey, but you canonly get so much out of a queue,
bro,
Unknown (22:17):
yeah, but, except it has a look. It glitched my cue,
it took it away for no reason.Yes, that's horseshit. And by
the way, that could have majoreffects. We're talking, what
about the
Eric Readinger (22:29):
other 15 games before that? We're talking
Unknown (22:32):
sliding doors. I don't know if it's your cheat codes
you put in, like Contra beforewe start, because it's your Xbox
and you're scared to playoffline. Oh yeah, you don't want
to do it offline. What you'resaying to me makes me want to
fight you a little. And you'reprobably a dirty tile Looker,
just like if we played Madden, Ibet you were dirty play Looker,
(22:55):
nope. Oh yeah, no. You have nograce for this.
Eric Readinger (22:58):
Absolutely, I'm absolutely the opposite, sure I
don't get pleasure out of it. IfI cheated like I would not do
that,
law (23:06):
that's that's what
Eric Readinger (23:07):
the real I want, the real victory. Anybody who
knows me knows that, right?
Unknown (23:13):
I want you to bring up your boy here that was on Tinder
swipe. I love this story. Thecomments are so brutal. This guy
swiped right on Tinder 2 milliontimes, which a friend of ours
did a while back. Our formerproducer, third Mike, when he
was on the dating app sevenyears ago, something I remember
(23:35):
us being the office studio, andhe was like, I'm just gonna
swipe right on everybody untiljust it's just a numbers game. I
was like, okay, buddy, yeah, youknow it's not. I mean, you bring
in every lead that's available,I guess. But this guy swiped 2
million times and only had onedate, which is so crazy. And I
brought up, these dating appsare lead gen. It's a different
(23:58):
kind of lead gen, but it's thesame thing, right? This guy's a
bad rate, bad open rate,probably bad conversion rate on
a lead, definitely badconversion on acquisition, as
far as getting one
Eric Readinger (24:10):
date. Well, I mean this, if this picture is
any indication of what he'sworking
Unknown (24:15):
if you, if you slide it to the right a little bit,
you'll see some of the shit, butthe comments it's on profit
Instagram account at profit. Butsome of them are so brutal,
Eric Readinger (24:28):
you should have tried plenty of fish.
Unknown (24:31):
Pretty good, pretty good. But if you go right in the
carousel of pictures, there'slike it shows like that that
shows a cohort. What is that?Called a Sankey chart. You can
see that in Google Analytics, ifyou're a nerd, if I'm not home,
you can find me at the lake, 26years old. You know, looks like
(24:54):
a pretty normal guy, outdoorsyguy, and then that one's with a
lot of fishing pictures. Fish.What does it say? No, go back. I
can't read it from here. Ifyou're
Eric Readinger (25:03):
not trying to go fishing, I don't want it. My
idea of vacation is going to thedesert and looking for snakes
for a week. I may or may not.Currently own 33 snakes. Oh,
there's a problem right there.There's your problem right
there.
Unknown (25:15):
Because guys don't read profiles at first. Women
definitely do.
Eric Readinger (25:22):
It's tell my kids 33 I tell my kids, don't
trust the guy walking aroundwith a snake. One snake. Oh, my
kids are life more snakes tothat. Get the like, what? No, I
hate snakes. He wants to go tothe desert for a week looking
for snakes. No, you want to burythe body you murdered before
that.
Unknown (25:41):
Now here's probably the good news, another follow up I
need to do. He probably got laidoff of this. Everyone making fun
of him, because there's probablyone chick that's into that. Oh,
sure, you know, yeah, like thatlady on the reality show where
she lives up north by herself,up in like, Alaska, there's like
that lady, she needs to get laidevery time again, sure. Life
(26:03):
below zero,
Eric Readinger (26:04):
yeah. You know, people just wanting to be
adjacent. Star
Unknown (26:09):
fuckers. Look at that bishop Sankey chart. Yeah. You
like that reference that isdouble every time I see that
chart
Eric Readinger (26:18):
of Tennessee Titans, yep, running back,
Washington Cougars are therunning back. Yep. Okay, see,
Unknown (26:23):
yeah, I'm with you. And then you got Blaine Bishop was
drafted in like, the 13th round,one of my favorite guys in the
90s. I thought this was a littleinteresting, self made versus
inherited wealth. And basicallyis like, look really tough to
make billions on your own, yeah?Well, a lot of it is legacy,
(26:48):
inheritance, you know,oligarchs, royal families, all
that stuff on just wealth.
Eric Readinger (26:58):
Well, looking at this, it shows that it's more
self made,
law (27:03):
I know, but like it's still, it's still a lot on the
left side.
Eric Readinger (27:08):
Yeah, those are all you know, socialist European
Unknown (27:14):
countries. And if you look at Russia and China, the
top two, really, really,
Eric Readinger (27:19):
yeah, bullshit, self made, really, if you count
the state right as being you, or
Unknown (27:26):
they pick you, probably maybe just you, you're gonna
make you that guy. It's likeTrading
Eric Readinger (27:31):
Places. Yeah, you know what movie I watched
that was, uh, better than Ithought it would be trading
places. No, okay, hold on.Sorry, I got another thing,
Tetris. There's a movie aboutthe video game Tetris. Yeah,
really good. I love thesoundtrack. If it's true, then
if it's real, that. But Apple TVmade me think of that, because
they had to go into Russia andbuying rights to sell video
(27:54):
games from the from thecommunist government. So it was
like, all this, like, it wasinteresting. It was good. I will
you don't think about thattonight. You know, think about
like, the guy creates a videogame in Russia. How's that work?
It
Unknown (28:09):
was, it was on my list. You know, I love that. The song
from bullet train, they used toNo, no, not type A, C or B,
soundtrack,
Eric Readinger (28:19):
talking the I Nina
Unknown (28:24):
Hiro, yeah, that song. They redid it for that, and they
did it for bullet train inJapanese. I love it. Oh, good.
All right. What else we whatelse did I send you? What other
horseshit did I findinteresting? Hi, in the middle
of the night, go save this forthe podcast,
Eric Readinger (28:42):
cause of death by genre, various causes of
death for musicians of different
Unknown (28:46):
genres. I thought this was interesting. Shows the data.
Too many numbers here to give ashit. Well, go to the red ones
or the green ones. Those are theor the blue ones in the red ones
are the outliers, just like punkis accidental. Metal is
accidental and suicide, it kindof lines up, you know,
Eric Readinger (29:08):
yeah, with punk, they put accidental, but they're
probably, you know, countingKurt Cobain
Unknown (29:13):
blues is heart attack, makes kind of sense. I think of
BB King right?
Eric Readinger (29:19):
Racist? What? Racist graph, bro he
Unknown (29:23):
did, like a diabetes commercial, forever, you're just
making it worse. Folk is cancerkind of, kind of lines, sad,
like, kind of sad
Eric Readinger (29:34):
world music, the fuck
Unknown (29:37):
that world? I haven't heard that term in a while,
worlds that, like horseshit,that in the 90s, they're trying
to get us the love for likeDonna and stuff. What the hell
you're talking about? It was athing,
Eric Readinger (29:51):
okay? Like the bond to the next one this. I
just
Unknown (29:54):
thought you would love it. So that's great. Wade Boggs
receiving enormous novel. SeeMiller Lite case to sign, yeah,
that has his name in the millerlite font, and he's our Tampa
product. And, you know, hell ofa Boston Red Sox and socks,
(30:14):
right? Yeah, you say don't try,okay. And Tampa Bay Ray, Devil
Ray, at the time, got his3,000th hit here. But plant high
plant High School in Tampa, theysaid he used to sit on a case of
Miller Light waiting for theflights when they used to wait
on the tarmac. Yeah, I love
Eric Readinger (30:33):
God. Rest his soul.
Unknown (30:35):
These I see a lot. Okay, so these are guys that
have Twitter accounts that arelike, here is here is the key to
running a small business thatyou didn't know about. Here's a
vending machine business, andhow you can make millions doing
it. I just think these thingsare horse shit, and I want to
really compile it, like LastWeek Tonight with John Oliver. I
(30:56):
want to do a deep dive for anepisode and just really go into
it, because these are suchhorseshit things. If you made
millions like this, why wouldyou ever just openly give it
away, and why are a lot ofpeople doing it? It's they seem
bot driven kind of Twitter postsand Instagram posts. They take
the Twitter screenshots and thenpost it on Instagram and Tiktok
(31:18):
and shit. But it's like, here'show to buy a laundromat, you
know, acquire a million dollarlaundromat using $0 of your own
money. And then you look at it,it's like, well, your credit
needs to be 850 and
Eric Readinger (31:32):
you need to have, like, what did your
parents do
Unknown (31:34):
for a living? You needed you can leverage your
other businesses that arealready successful.
Eric Readinger (31:38):
You do a bunch of money by chance. And it
really, it's it.
Unknown (31:42):
Technically, I think some of these things are
correct, but realistically, it'slike it's just getting people to
buy horse shit, either it's aclass or a playbook or some
click funnel bullshit website.You know, I just think it's
interesting I do, but you know,I do love businesses that are
(32:04):
doing the unsexy stuff, at leastfrom our marketing agency
perspective. Like, I love myporta Porta Potty client when we
had one. I love my pond and lakemanagement. Give me the unsexy
shit I don't want, like thespeed bump product? Oh, yeah,
well, I would want that one.But, you know, I don't want this
(32:26):
fun not I don't want a sexylifestyle brand, you know, to
market. I want to do supplychain management companies.
Eric Readinger (32:35):
There you go. This I found most revenue
efficient companies number one,revenue per employee, revenue
per employee, and it is not evenclose. One is number 10 times
more than number two. Nvidia isnumber two at $3.6 million per
(32:56):
employee. Number one only fans,yeah, 37 point 6 million
Unknown (33:03):
per employee. They keep a tight team. I think I've heard
or them are Pornhub. I can'tremember. They're Canadian, one
of the two, maybe both, I don'tknow, but they're crushing it.
Now it's what's interesting isthose other companies underneath
them have 1000s of employees,yeah, which is still remarkable
how much per employee revenuecomes in, and their market caps,
(33:27):
obviously a lot bigger than onlyfans. But like, Apple has got so
many employees. Yeah, I don'teven know what cursor is, yeah.
Oh, either that's we're probablythere's that probably just shows
us, shows anybody listening likehow out of it we might be. I
don't know what neta is.
Eric Readinger (33:47):
Well, it could be one of those that owns
another. It might be aconglomerate.
Unknown (33:53):
It's just interesting because they don't have any all
they got is really server fees,probably in my transaction
stuff. Yeah, and they're tryingto make their own content. At
one point, they tried to docomedy roast. They did one of
Bert kreischer. No, I didn'tknow that. I mean, it was like
they could have made it cooler,and they made it really, like,
what got you there? They made ittoo produced. They made it like
(34:15):
two night, like it could havebeen grimy,
Eric Readinger (34:17):
yeah, this is not the quality only fans. Fans
come forth. But
Unknown (34:21):
it could have been like New York Comedy Club roast, you
know, kind of style, but it was,like, way too glitzy and like,
overproduced. And then I justthought, this is interesting for
any people looking for work.This is like 27 websites where
you can find remote workers. Wedon't have to list them all, but
give me that. Give me one more.Should have it like remotive. No
(34:47):
desk. Remote.co, dynamite, jobs,working nomads, job, espresso,
might as well read them all.
Eric Readinger (34:55):
How many are there? 27
Unknown (34:57):
skip the drive. Remote.io, do. Daily, remote,
remote, auto, o, t, t, O, keepgoing. Arc, dot, Dev, Himalayas,
jobs, job, I see job, Z, job, Isee it's spelled job. I see all
(35:18):
1n, O, H Q, O, H q4, dayweek.io, remote
Eric Readinger (35:27):
woman, I think that's only only fans
Unknown (35:31):
power to fly crossover Europe, remotely, Asia remotely,
no or remote
Eric Readinger (35:39):
No. Read it the way they wrote it,
Unknown (35:41):
Asia, remote job, that sounds like when they get like,
Street Fighter over there, andthey're like, guy in fight in
the alley, yeah? Remote Python.Work at a startup, YC that I
think that's Y Combinator, yeah.Product Hunt jobs, which I like.
I like. Product, hunt, support,driven jobs. Citizen, remote,
(36:04):
remote. 26
Eric Readinger (36:05):
you only get 26 because it wasn't just, oh, it
was 27
law (36:09):
Yeah, dickhead,
Eric Readinger (36:10):
no, but you were wrong. I said, 27 you said 26
Unknown (36:14):
I said, play the tape back. Mark it. Well, I'm gonna
clip it because I've been I'vehad a lot of comics talk to me
about work and stuff, and I'mlike, that one was a little self
gratifying. So I could send themthat clip and just be like, now
you have to subscribe to thepod. Oh, this was the last thing
(36:36):
I got. I got down a rabbit holeon expired domains.com, I was
looking at it. You ever been onthat? No, it'll show you, like,
what domains just expired. Ifyou want to, like, be
opportunistic, capitalize onlike traffic from other sites
that people just let lapse. Andif you want to tag like a domain
(36:56):
you want, it'll notify you whenit becomes available, which is
very helpful.
Eric Readinger (37:01):
Yeah. Well, if you got beef with a business,
you could stick it to them stealtheir domain. Oh,
Unknown (37:07):
I mean, I'll do a DDS DDoS attack. I've done it. I
mean, JK show. I don't know howto do that, and don't know how
to pay someone to do
Eric Readinger (37:17):
it. Exactly. You're joking around crypto or
any
law (37:21):
of that. That's weird. Oh,
Unknown (37:23):
it's such a good what a fantasy show we do. You do a
good joke
anyway. But I just thought thatwas good. Good kind of pragmatic
advice. If anybody's looking tostock a domain like lawsmith.com
is a Georgia lawyer that as Ilook at his side, I was like,
he's got to be retiring soon.Maybe I could talk to him before
(37:44):
he was
Eric Readinger (37:45):
that his name. Or is he acting like he's like,
a blacksmith, but a lawyerSmith, but Law
Unknown (37:50):
Smith? Yeah. Well, there that is a thing, but he
just got on it in the 90s. Ilooked it up. But you can also
see, like, when people gotdomain, like when they establish
it, well, how much traffic theyhave if they rank keywords,
Eric Readinger (38:04):
all that kind of stuff, very nerdy stuff.
Unknown (38:06):
I was like, I thought I saw Detroit Lions on there, and
it was like, it's Detroitspelled wrong, Detroit Lloyd.
Like, it's a lot of typo stuffon there that gets a lot of
traffic, yeah? Which if we weresluts about it for this show,
yeah? Ron hub, but put in stufffor like ROI and all that stuff,
just to track it, see if we cangrab it that Fat Rabbit, yeah,
Eric Readinger (38:29):
you know, done. I
Unknown (38:31):
think that was a jam packed show. Yeah, we got a lot
of good stuff out there. Wedidn't limp into this one. No,
oh, boy.
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