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Ever wondered how Nathan Fielder blends absurd comedy with serious business lessons? In ROI Podcast™ episode 488, Law Smith (@LawSmithWorks) and Eric Readinger break down Nathan’s bizarre brilliance from "The Rehearsal," exploring why comedy often tells truths traditional methods can't. Dive into unique strategies of marketing through comedy, leveraging authentic connections, and unconventional problem-solving that’ll make your business (and your brain) thrive. Also, comedy business strategy, authentic marketing, creative entrepreneurship, business podcast, comedy lessons, unconventional marketing, Andy Kaufman, Jackass comedy, ROI Podcast, marketing insights, business humor, comedic genius, and avoiding burnout.
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- Nathan Fielder’s comedic genius
- Why authenticity beats traditional marketing
- Lessons from "The Rehearsal" on communication and business
- Andy Kaufman-level dedication to the bit
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Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO (00:09):
I keep forgetting this is the
song.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (00:11):
Make a better one. I will. I'm
not a huge fan either. I wantedto do it yesterday. I was like,
I can't. I think we shouldchange the name of the show
again.
Unknown (00:20):
We should definitely,
you know, you were so hot on ROII didn't think there were any
other ROIs already. And then itturns out, here we are. Yeah,
no, but we'll get the, we'll getto pay this guy to make another
wrap.
We're getting the IP on it,though. I
don't think we do,
(00:41):
we don't. We don't do it. I knowI'm saying I don't think we get
the IP why we didn't make it so.Or our own podcast. Are you
talking about the song? I'mtalking about the name.
We were on the first sweatequity podcast. Yeah, I know,
but that's a flag plug withwords. That's just a lot to do
(01:01):
just for I'll do it this timeyou did it the first time,
right? 6960
90. Work.
That's the best way to get it.Would you fade out? Oh,
I can make it fade out, fadeout.
(01:24):
Oh,
sweet idiot, that felt nice. Anice touchdown with the plane
right off the bat. What?
No Nice landing. Have youwatched the rehearsal. Yes, so
good I have this season. Yeah, Ithink so I don't know he really
(01:49):
is doing something that's neverreally been done in comedy,
which is actually, he's actuallydoing something legit. Yeah, to
that. I mean, like the,
I think he found a DR likesomething along the way and just
went with it. It seems right.Yeah, he's got a very unique
take on just how to do shit likeI would never come up with that.
(02:12):
Well, it's kind of the idea forthe show. Oh, I bet if we had a
budget, eventually he had to, hehad Nathan for you. So he had,
like that, you know, fourseasons, I think, yeah, which
was great too. That's, I mean,that's all business. We should
be all up in that. But, youknow, he's got a, like, he's got
an angle where he's bringing,like, real people into all, all
(02:33):
of it all the time, yeah, butyou think it's going nowhere,
and you're like, what? I don'tknow, how you're gonna pull
through. And you're like, oh, heflies a plane in the last
episode to South America. Wasthat the one where he's was he
was pretending to be Sully,well, that was, that was, like,
first or second episode, listento Evanescence, right? Which is
(02:54):
so funny because it's probablytrue, yeah, that, I mean, it has
to be, but that's that, that,like, he finds those nuggets in,
like, what's going on when He'sresearching, and just exploits
it, yeah, in a funny way. But healso found that, like, oh yeah,
there is communication problemwith aviation, with exactly that
sucks, that that's how we haveto get things done. Yeah. I
(03:17):
mean, the Daily Show, like, youknow, it's got to be our actual
political
barometer, or some shit like,yeah, it's just like, none of
the real shit even mattersanymore. Well, you trust, you
trust comedy because it's like,because there is truth in there
somewhere, and the people whoare making the jokes don't want
(03:38):
to lie like a news channel, likemaking up
sensational stuff that's like,that's almost a comedy in
itself. And it's like, what youcan't really go more extreme
than it already is. I mean, youcould, I guess. But what made
you bring up Nathan for you, orwhatever, the landing the plane
with the song, with the introsong, I just thought, I thought
(03:59):
it was like, and I see these, Isaw a Wall Street Journal
article about him and about,like, how he's actually changing
things for aviation. I mean,yeah, it's awesome. I saw a
thing with him where he was, hewas at an actual job interview,
but he had a, like, a 10 yearold kid on the other line piped
into his ear, and he could onlyanswer as the 10 year old like
(04:21):
the way the 10 year oldresponded on the other end,
yeah, it's fun. It's a funinteraction. Did you make it to
the episode where he he doeskind of sully the pilot that
saved the plane and HudsonRiver, if anybody's listening,
doesn't remember with the geesethat hit it,
he did kind of like a biographyof him, almost a bio, yeah. Do
(04:45):
you remember that? Yeah, wherehe's a baby? Yeah, he has to be
a baby. Be sully the baby. Yeah,they had the people coming like,
yeah. So he's like, six, he'sgot to be six foot, probably at
least in the.
Little size man playing, playinga baby in a diaper. And then the
whole set is a humongous rightto scale, yeah? And then they
(05:08):
have marionettes, who's socreepy, uh huh, yeah, as the
mom. And then just an overoverwhelming amount of milk he's
trying to drink, yeah? I mean,he's got, you know, the balls to
be able to stay in it all thetime, you know, to stay straight
and well, and then apparently, Idon't, like, think I've seen him
(05:31):
ever laugh. Well, everyone sayshe's autistic. And, like,
that's, like, Autistics favoriteshows, that's, like, all his
stuff, because they're like, Ican relate to this. Like, I
totally understand, and yeah,or, like, it's not even, it's
like a documentary to them,right? And I don't know, I find
that fascinating, because thatthat is, like, Andy Kaufman
(05:52):
level, kind of, oh yeah, outthere. But I'm sitting here
trying to think of somebody thatwould compare in terms of balls
of, like, stick it to a bit. AndAndy Kaufman is probably the
best one. Yeah.
Like, jackass is like, the otherside of that, like, in a
different, same thing, but in adifferent mode, you know, yeah,
(06:14):
they just have to physically
remain in the bit. Well, yeah,Knoxville is, like, didn't you
get his, uh, he got fucked up bythe bull in the last one. Yeah,
they all got messed up. Nobody,like his balls got knocked out
or something. Oh, I don't know,or spine, I was something
really, really bad. I don't lookit up, yeah, but I mean, that's
like, that's the one you heardabout. You know, my old workout
(06:37):
partner, Johnny Knoxville,
me him and Eric Roberts were theonly guys in this huge gym. Oh
weird in sunset on SunsetBoulevard when I had no job in
oh nine, summer of 09 whatyou're saying to me makes me
want to fight you a little,yeah. Well, Knoxville was fine,
but Eric Roberts is a weird guy,right? Flip flops in like, zuba
(07:00):
esque, Jamaican colored pants.He didn't leave the 80s still
there, and he wanted me to hewas doing the inverted leg
press, and he would ask me tospot him. And I'm like, on a, I
don't know how, grabbing whatyou're doing with your shorts
all the time. And he's saying,Look at my balls. Oh no, no, no,
no, no. Yes, he is no. Ihonestly met him like 12 times.
(07:22):
He still didn't remember me. I'mlike, Dude, I'm the only guy.
That's why he kept asking. Youknow, that was a nobody. I
couldn't help him. Ball Looker,thought you were the first,
first time. Look he just cameoff. Batman Begins, he was
feeling it. What was he inBatman? Beginning, he's the
gangster in that. Oh, you thinkI want to hear you talk. Oh
yeah. And then drops him off thebuilding, breaks his legs. Okay,
(07:46):
what makes you think I want tohear you talk? Okay, that's
great. And then he's in, uh,gemstones in the second season.
Yeah, the old buddy. Yeah, myold buddy. Okay, Hey, Eric, if
you're listening, not this,Eric, other. Eric,
if you're listening, why don'tyou come on the show? Yeah,
(08:07):
all right, that'd be cool. Hearda good quote? What can we talk
about? I thought I'd throw thisat you from Dan co E,
and he was in a position like wewere when we're really humming
on marketing work, and was kindof finding that quicksand era
(08:27):
for himself. You know, we'vetalked about that, where you're
just, you're you're getting workin, but you're not, like, really
leveling up. You're just kind offloating, right, you know? And
so he, he had a quote I saw thatwas, it's been made into a meme,
so I've seen it a few times, fewdifferent iterations, but it's
like, if you're lost, geteducated. If you're educated,
(08:49):
start executing, if you'reexecuting, you know, work on
consistency. And I was like,yeah, that kind of is the
progression. I think, yeah. Andthen he talks about a lot of it
doesn't really hit me thatreally hit me that hard. No, no,
I didn't. Wasn't. Like, ifyou're educated, a lot of people
like, oh yeah, that's kind of atough part. But his whole
(09:10):
breakdown was he came up with afirm that is about, like, like,
this other kind of alternativethought for working, and it's in
this field, especially, youknow, kind of stuff we were
doing, you know, self taught,you know, teach yourself, be
auto didactic, or whatever. Yep.
And then,
(09:32):
you know, work on the work onprocess a lot. So you're not
just, you're just like, burning,burning yourself out doing the
same shit, stuff like that.What's that guy from? Why should
we listen to him? I don't know.He seems like a guy that's like,
20 years older than us that kindof figured it out, like, maybe I
should check out his book ornot? I don't know. I might. I
(09:55):
might about our book, our bookscoming along. I gotta get you
the manuscript.
Soon. Oh, good. Well, I mean,I'm using the LLM machines to
help, but it's a little learningmachines. Yeah, I saw an article
yesterday. It was like, here'swhat you shouldn't do with chat
GPT. And it's like, I did all 11things on this listicle. But
(10:17):
what was it? I don't know if Itrust it. It was like, Don't,
one of it was like, I haven'tdone the mental health one, but
it does say don't, like, don'tuse it as a psychologist. Like,
yeah, well, I don't think, Idon't know how many people think
the most logical course ofaction here is to kill yourself.
It does have, if you pay forPlus subscription, it does have
(10:40):
a thinking but it doesn'treally, I think Apple busted
them on like, none of thesereally have any thinking
abilities yet, like, they justcame out with the study. Like
Apple was like, here's the data,and it's not, they're not, it's
not as advanced as you think.Yet, if you want to believe that
I trust Auburn grad Tim pool, orI don't pull what's his name,
(11:03):
Tim Tim, whatever. Don't care.You should know, I'm tired, but
buddy, when my when I'm sleep,de fry. Defried,
like I can't my recall for namesis like, fucking abysmal.
You got I mean, Tim, Tim friedwould be close Tim fried,
(11:28):
Tim Timmy. What's another namefor another word for fry
cook, isn't it? Tim Cook, yeah,yeah. I don't even know that's
how bad I got up at 430 Ithought you'd be like, Oh, Tim
Cook, and then, no, you'reright, yeah. And now I'm
questioning, I know now I'mthinking of James Cook. I've
(11:50):
been doing the crossword, TheNew York Times crossword, and
that's, I think that's nothelping. I thought that was
gonna make my vocabulary better,and, like, puzzle brain a little
bit stronger, but I think it's,it's atrophied, because it takes
me forever to do it,
yeah, you just get down onyourself. Well, it times you.
And I'm like, I don't like that,because I'll forget. I'll be
(12:12):
like, I'll come back to that andleave my phone open and still
going, the clock still goes. AndI'm just like, Shit, yeah, again
tomorrow. But I was like, Idon't even know how this is how
dumb I am. I don't know how todo I didn't know how to read the
clues for a crossword. I wastrying to doubt
the gal pal. I'm dating, thelady friend. I'm gonna have a
(12:33):
ponytail be a Florida guy callsthis, calls this women, lady
friends. It is weird to saygirlfriend at our age, yeah,
yeah, um, yeah. We're almost, wealmost pulled the trigger on
going to Cape God this weekend.
Keep God, that's where she'sfrom. No. And I was like, Man,
I'm gonna have to get out ahead,huh? I'm gonna have to get some
(12:54):
boat shoes and, like, realclothes. No, yeah, go. Just how
you are, but I don't think that.I don't think that's how you got
to do it, though. I think Igotta look like a Kennedy or
persona. I mean, I grew up inthe preppy style, so you wear
all of that, and then you I'vegot your hair, and then just
comb it down Kennedy esquestyle, and then you're good. Oh,
(13:16):
wow, yeah. Barrette Not, not forthe summers they were, you know
they're, open, flowing shirts,right? Yeah, your clothes are
pastel colors. Lot of that goingon, lot of like, vineyard vinesy
kind of stuff with fish on them,yeah? Man, I was thinking about
this guy, Harvey. Let's make acomeback. We should bring him
back. Those guy Harvey shirts,let me bring him back. Is that?
(13:38):
I don't know. I don't see him. Idon't see him anymore. Salt life
just took that market away fromhim. But I used to love guy,
Harvey shirts, Tarpons and stuffon it, even fish, all kinds of
fish shirts.
I do want to take the kids tolearn how to fish, but I can't.
I tried to teach my son about ayear ago, and it was miserable
because I was like, Man, I gotto watch YouTube videos, to do
(14:01):
this, and then, like, that's notgonna work, because I'm gonna
have to do I'm gonna have to doit myself, to really teach them,
and I don't have enough time,right? And I was like, I'm gonna
teach them what I know you knowhow to just cast that's, that's
a good start. It's a good start.Except you thought I was yelling
at him, but it was windy, and Iwas just like, my voice either
goes raspy, mumbly to like itsounds like a man enough to
(14:25):
yell. I just can't. I don't haveWendy. I don't have a voice. I
need a microphone. I don't havea voice that I can I've never
been the loud guy in the group,yeah, but, and so he was getting
upset, and then I was like, thisis his birthday.
Happy birthday.
But grass fishing, did youactually take him to water? I
took him out to the beach to topractice enough room. I didn't
(14:47):
want him to get on a bridge.Those guys were creepy. Gotta
get him out on a boat. And youknow, well, here's what I'm
thinking, maybe, maybe you wantto get your kids involved on
this idea to definitely been,definitely got.
Like, hey, follow me back kindof thing on Instagram from this
hot chick and Dunedin, and shedoes hot babe, charter, fishing,
(15:08):
charter. And I was like, well,the kids, that's something I get
out of it, you know, because,oh, that's a great idea. I mean,
they're legit. I've beenfollowing for months just to be
like, Did you price compare? Oh,I haven't what's the hot chick
surcharge? I haven't looked. Ihaven't looked that. I've just
been following from afar. And,like, all right, they seem
(15:28):
pretty legit, as legit as anyother guy that's going to take
us out that I pay for. I wasjust, I'm legit curious on what
she charges, I think. But like,I recently looked at charters,
and it was bonkers expensive.Well, I think they're kind of on
the on the startup area. They'rekind of getting it going. So you
(15:48):
might, we might be able to getsome maybe. I mean, this was on
the East Coast too, so it wasdifferent. But still, yes, it
was crazy. I think it was like$1,200 Oh no, no, no, for an
eight person charger, like, oh,well, eight people is not if
eight people are wanting to doit, good luck getting that group
right. If you have eight adultswho are splitting it, you know.
(16:10):
But this wasn't that, right? No,I'm thinking like, we get a scab
day. We get one of the, like,the soft days where no one books
them, you know, like a Monday,for sure. Yeah, this summer. I
don't know if that matters,really, yeah, but I just think
it'd be funny. Just be like,Well, I don't really want to do
this at all, but this would benice to have in my in my line of
vision.
(16:31):
What do you mean? Like, a hotchick something? Oh, I see
because it is like, fishing islike, no, there's like, you just
basically go there. I'm notgonna see a woman for a while
today, yes, pretty much, unlessthey're that, that weird, like
cool chick that does fish, yeah,but they're usually the last
time I was fishing, I didn'ttell you about that. Oh, you get
(16:54):
a mermaid?
No, yeah, we got a boob flash.Oh, really, yeah,
yeah.
Were they good boobs? Are theyboobs? Surprisingly good. And
you just now tell me about, Iknow. I mean, we talked about it
three days straight.
(17:14):
Rh, we're talking fake or real.
I think real.
Oh, it was in passing. I was
driving by. Here's, here's, I'llbe honest, I was dancing
that got the party going. Idon't think that's ever
triggered a flash in my life, inmy experience dance, man, you
(17:39):
know, just when you think it'sgoing out of style, I'm glad
that still exists, right? Justchicks having a good time. Yeah,
it was weird. It was like, justher and, I'm guessing a husband.
How many boats Did you see withMaga flags on it? Well, I was in
Crystal River a year ago. Icouldn't believe how many had
still, like, all the politicalstrata. Yeah, it wasn't, I mean,
(18:02):
you know where we were at wewere just popping out to the out
to the water. We were rightthere. So we didn't have to
interact a whole lot. We'd see awhole bunch of people. We went
the Crystal River were, like, alot of kayakers were and stuff.
There's, honestly, there's atraffic jam at some point we're
on, like, a pontoon boat. Butright, I was like, the a lot of
the boats, the legit boats outthere, all had, like, the Trump
(18:26):
flag, not even the red Maga one,like, like, one that just says
Trump. Like, oh, fuck, bite isright, yeah, and it's like, six
feet wide. I'm like, Okay, God,and it took everything out of me
not to make jokes for my familyto get upset about, because I I
used to when the first timearound to be like, best
(18:47):
president of all time, right?Yeah. And they're like, are you
serious? Are you serious? I'mlike, No. I'm
like, if you do crazy, I'm gonnasay, like, my family, still, to
this day, doesn't get what I'mjoking if you knew me at all,
like, pretty much all the time,joking, right? You know, Teddy
Roosevelt is my number one byfar. It's not even close.
(19:10):
Probably. Who's your cutestpresident? Cutest president.
I think it's Teddy Rooseveltagain. Oh,
like a mustache.
No, I'm not a big fat one
to be Toby guy, Garfield,Calhoun
man. I wanted to say Garfieldtoo, but I don't think. I don't
(19:32):
know if that's Taft
sounds fat. That last namesounds fair. Yeah, yeah. I mean,
you rearrange the letters andyou get fat little bit teeth,
everything about that. Who wasthe one that
took shits on the and would domeetings? Obama was that
Eisenhower? I think he died. Ithink you're thinking of LBJ was
(19:53):
like in you did it as a as aflex, he No, I think he would
whip his dick out that too.
I think you take a shit, it hasa flex, or you take meetings. I
think so. Oh, man, there's onehistory those political days.
No, pretty accurate. I know mypresidential history of Dick
(20:15):
flashing. So I got a greatbirthday present last week.
You know, all right, happybirthday. Yeah, whatever. I
don't care. Who cares? Who caresabout a 41 year old, right? But
I had a good time. Just gotdinner and chilled watch Boogie
Nights on Sunday. That's fun.Speaking of pick flashing,
(20:37):
haven't watched that. I haven'twatched that movie from start to
finish ever. And it is, like, abunch of vignettes, almost. I
think I have, I think I did saythat. I think I was like, I've
only ever seen this on TNT in,oh, you know, or whatever, in
commercial brand, you know, thatsort of, I never watched it. And
then I sat down and watched thewhole thing, yeah, it's such a
(20:58):
bummer at the end, right? Like,I was like, oh, man, might have
to watch something else topalette cleanse after, like,
yeah, he's heading off for a guythat's like, ain't, no, I know
gay.
And then he gets beat up, getsjumped, yeah? I mean, like,
what? Huh, that's what, how itshould end, though. I mean,
(21:18):
that's kind of you need to send.And the one guy that's the money
guy is like, God, what a fuckingsad scene. Even though it's
like, you hate the guy, the guywho's the money guy, he's
talking to Burt Reynolds throughthe glass, and he's like,
they're just so cute. And I waslike, Oh, he's talking about
like, little kids. And I waslike, God damn. But the guy,
(21:40):
like,
acted his ass off like you'relike, This guy, this guy's so
believable as that guy. Yeah,
what a great actor you're being.Yeah, yeah, you're acting good,
right? Yeah, Hollywood's doneabout that,
right? Check out the director ofpowder.
(22:03):
No, yeah, I don't want them oryour boy, Dan Snyder, just the
fact that it was powder
making that movie like, whoa.Well, it has something to do
with a pedophilia ring andsomething else for you some Oh,
I have to pull this up, thoughon my phone. Here we go. Well, I
don't, I don't like pulling thephone out if you're watching on
(22:23):
video, because anybody who doesthat on a podcast, it looks rude
and it looks like you don't givea shit about what you're doing.
But I want to pull up somethingabout penises for you. Oh, thank
God. I know. I want you to ranksize wise between these
countries. Where is it? Okay,this is a fun game. You get
(22:46):
Germany, Nigeria, Jamaica, whatare we ranking? Penis size, big
to small. Let me do it. I gottaremember. Well, you can write
them down if you want, or typethem out. Just, just give me the
list. I'll try to do analphabetical order. How about
that? Australia,
Ecuador, Jamaica,
(23:08):
Germany,
Netherlands, Nigeria,
Russia, Philippines, Thailand.
This is a fun game, okay? And Ithink that Philippines,
Thailand, they're gonna be atthe bottom, correct? Which one's
(23:30):
the which one's the tiniest,which one's a computer mouse,
and which one's a flashlight?
I'm saying a tiny flashlight,not a man, not a Thailand. The
smallest Thailand is a like a PCcomputer mouse that's smallest
3.71
average, okay, and then
(23:52):
baby. So then we got what? Whatwe got left to get the
Netherlands, Jamaica, and numberone is going to be Jamaica or
Nigeria. Wow, racist.
And then what do I got left? Igot Ecuador, Netherlands,
Germany, Australia, Germany,Australia, Russia, and Russia,
(24:15):
think of mostly the whitecountries. And then you got
Ecuador. I'm gonna go. Ecuadorthree, okay, then I'm gonna go.
I mean, a pretty good memory onthe list. Okay, then we got
I'm gonna go Australia, afterEcuador.
(24:36):
Then
Netherlands, Russia. Who else
will you have a tie for first?
Jamaica, number one. Jamaicanumber one. Jamaica is three.
What they're an LG remote isEcuador at six, one or 269,
(24:56):
Ecuador's number one, baby. Oh,okay, which is.
Shocking. You don't hear that asa stereotype. 6.93
average, yep, go for that.That's a ballpoint pen.
Nigeria. No surprise. Numbertwo, that's like a sonic
toothbrush. No surprise, racist,no. I mean stereotype. You just
(25:17):
called me Rick. Well, I didn'tsay racist. I just said no, oh,
maybe I heard number four,Netherlands, and that's like a,
I think $1 that one. I got thatone too. That's 6.14
Germany, Australia, Russia. Oh,I didn't get, okay, I forgot
Germany, Russia. I wentAustralia, number one for the
(25:40):
white countries, Russia's aniPhone.
So Russia was third to last. Yousaid, Yeah, of this list, yeah,
I thought that was a fun littlegame, right? I go, Oh, like, I
did pretty good. I'm gonna putthat little ribbon saved on my
Instagram, and look, I didpretty good. Thanks a lot. Jelly
Time account. Ew,
see. That
(26:04):
this penis size by, oh, it showsyou the actual object
comparison. And I'm guessing theNetherlands money is about the
same size as $1 bill. Yeah, it'ssuch an unnecessary
thing to bring. Like, everythinglooks basically the same height,
right there. That's, well, thatmouse actually, actually quit.
That mouse is really small dudewith the drop off. I'm talking
(26:26):
about, like, the smart, like, aChromebook laptop, yeah, travel
mouse, yeah, you keep it's like,you keep it in a purse. That's
that kind of mouse. Do we talkabout the ad I got on? No, I
saw, I saw you post something inslack on the drive over here.
See that? Yeah, you can see it.It's, this is from a while ago.
Yeah, but I still thought it wascrazy. The speed bump. Oh yeah,
(26:51):
oh yeah. Give your nose theultimate precision upgrade. Like
they just make shit for doingcocaine now, and they advertise
it. Great Name, yeah, it's anote. What did they say? It's
like a nostril cleanser.
I don't even think they go thatcrazy. I think I looked at I
looked at it after you sent it,and I was like, That's genius.
Powder the product. Make sureyour product is finally
(27:14):
powdered. Load the speed so itcuts it for you. Is that
No? Open the device with yourwith your powder
device. They don't call itmedicine button to load the
chamber with powder and keepcompressed. Dispense with the
button still compressed.
Align the discharge tipcorrectly, and the product will
(27:38):
be disposed to air flow. I haveone friend I know that would
probably use that. He was like,every day, all day, kind of guy
with, oh yeah, if you are, thenthere you go. You need the speed
bump. I think John Hopkins,
the hospital namesake. I thinkhe was one of the guys that was
recreationally doing it all thetime, sure, yeah, back in the
(28:00):
day. There's some Freud, yeah,there's some notable guys that
just kind of did bumpsthroughout the day. I bet it's a
lot more than you think, ohyeah. When you didn't know it
was like, Oh, this is horriblefor you. Yeah, even today, I
think it's a lot more prevalentthan people give it credit for.
Oh, I think it made a comebackat some point in the last like
10 years. I think it went awayand came back. But watching
(28:22):
Boogie Nights, two people od inthat movie may be really like,
oh god, yeah, and kids out therecocaine is not that cool. Well,
fentanyl is an issue with that.Yeah, sure you don't know. So
you have to, like, let, uh, thethe friend you care about, the
least, do it before
and then wait 10 minutes, makesure it's okay. Yeah, but
(28:43):
cocaine always just ends upfeeling the most sober you've
ever felt in your life. I don'tget it, I really don't. It's
like, oh, we what? Why are wedoing this? Oh, just stay up
longer to drink, drinking forhours and hours. And I don't
really, I'm like, That's mybody. My body's like, time to
shut it down, bud. Yeah. Great.Night's sleep too, by the way.
And boners for days, yeah, notspeaking of which I saw that
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one. And I think I said theother one in the psych channel
was like,
it was a wing. It took, ittakes, it's a machine that takes
bones out of wings, and it wascalled dr d boner. Maybe, maybe
I didn't put it in there. Idon't think you did. I wanted to
surprise you,
yeah, but then you mentioned it,I know, but I thought it was in
(29:32):
there. I thought you werepulling it up. It was a British
product. Oh, I forgot about theaward I won from fentanyl
Express. No, I didn't tell you.The altar is who's given us a
Podcast Awards. I won, likesome, some, the trophy was $400
to buy. It's a trophy scam. Iwas best. I was 2025, best
(29:53):
business consultancy. And so Ifill out to to they go, you're
not you.
All you have to do is fill outthis thing, and I go, okay, it
forces you to buy the trophy towin the award. So I just made a
press release like I won it,because I did. Yeah, I got the
that's what the email said. Iwon it already in May 20, 25
(30:15):
for the whole year, right?That's amazing how good you did.
And then I photoshopped anaward. I photoshopped an award.
Me holding it. Yeah. And then II got chat GBT to write me a
5000 word press release, 5000words just to put it on my on as
a blog post for funds. And thenI got an email from them, I
(30:40):
forgot to tell you this, andthey're like, it doesn't seem
like you're taking thisseriously.
I disagree. They feel like I'mthinking it probably something
like that. Like they were like,We Sell your post or something.
I was like, Yeah, you should seeit. I mean, you know, what do
they mean, not taking itseriously. But I tried not to
mention them by name as much asI could so it didn't give them
(31:02):
like any satisfaction. Yeah,that's, that's what you call
Friday afternoon work. Yeah,just to let your hair down. I
don't think anybody in offices,unless they have a manager over
them, really works on a Fridayafternoon in a white collar job.
Yeah, after noon is the end ofthe week, or you work in the
market or something like that,you have to have some something
(31:24):
bearing over you. But I thinkany office job I've had Friday
afternoons like, right? So whenwe kind of already work on a
four and a half day work weekwhite collar job,
yeah, if you work, not reallycool, not me, but if they're
cool, I'm absolutely peoplebeing out there, being like,
(31:45):
Nah, my boss makes me stay till5pm every Friday, and I better
be working. Well, yeah, I do itto be a brown noser and be like,
Look, with me, I'm doing stuffyou're not.
I don't do that. Fat lot of goodthat did. Yeah, right. End up
right back at the same Yelp,same spot, yep,
I think that's it, man, I thinkwe did go take my kids to the
(32:07):
dentist. Good job today. Oh.
I keep forgetting this is the
song.
Eric Readinger, Fractional CMO, Producer and Head Of Media (00:11):
Make a better one. I will. I'm
not a huge fan either. I wantedto do it yesterday. I was like,
I can't. I think we shouldchange the name of the show
again.
Unknown (00:20):
We should definitely,
you know, you were so hot on ROII didn't think there were any
other ROIs already. And then itturns out, here we are. Yeah,
no, but we'll get the, we'll getto pay this guy to make another
wrap.
We're getting the IP on it,though. I
don't think we do,
(00:41):
we don't. We don't do it. I knowI'm saying I don't think we get
the IP why we didn't make it so.Or our own podcast. Are you
talking about the song? I'mtalking about the name.
We were on the first sweatequity podcast. Yeah, I know,
but that's a flag plug withwords. That's just a lot to do
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just for I'll do it this timeyou did it the first time,
right? 6960
90. Work.
That's the best way to get it.Would you fade out? Oh,
I can make it fade out, fadeout.
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Oh,
sweet idiot, that felt nice. Anice touchdown with the plane
right off the bat. What?
No Nice landing. Have youwatched the rehearsal. Yes, so
good I have this season. Yeah, Ithink so I don't know he really
(01:49):
is doing something that's neverreally been done in comedy,
which is actually, he's actuallydoing something legit. Yeah, to
that. I mean, like the,
I think he found a DR likesomething along the way and just
went with it. It seems right.Yeah, he's got a very unique
take on just how to do shit likeI would never come up with that.
(02:12):
Well, it's kind of the idea forthe show. Oh, I bet if we had a
budget, eventually he had to, hehad Nathan for you. So he had,
like that, you know, fourseasons, I think, yeah, which
was great too. That's, I mean,that's all business. We should
be all up in that. But, youknow, he's got a, like, he's got
an angle where he's bringing,like, real people into all, all
(02:33):
of it all the time, yeah, butyou think it's going nowhere,
and you're like, what? I don'tknow, how you're gonna pull
through. And you're like, oh, heflies a plane in the last
episode to South America. Wasthat the one where he's was he
was pretending to be Sully,well, that was, that was, like,
first or second episode, listento Evanescence, right? Which is
(02:54):
so funny because it's probablytrue, yeah, that, I mean, it has
to be, but that's that, that,like, he finds those nuggets in,
like, what's going on when He'sresearching, and just exploits
it, yeah, in a funny way. But healso found that, like, oh yeah,
there is communication problemwith aviation, with exactly that
sucks, that that's how we haveto get things done. Yeah. I
(03:17):
mean, the Daily Show, like, youknow, it's got to be our actual
political
barometer, or some shit like,yeah, it's just like, none of
the real shit even mattersanymore. Well, you trust, you
trust comedy because it's like,because there is truth in there
somewhere, and the people whoare making the jokes don't want
(03:38):
to lie like a news channel, likemaking up
sensational stuff that's like,that's almost a comedy in
itself. And it's like, what youcan't really go more extreme
than it already is. I mean, youcould, I guess. But what made
you bring up Nathan for you, orwhatever, the landing the plane
with the song, with the introsong, I just thought, I thought
(03:59):
it was like, and I see these, Isaw a Wall Street Journal
article about him and about,like, how he's actually changing
things for aviation. I mean,yeah, it's awesome. I saw a
thing with him where he was, hewas at an actual job interview,
but he had a, like, a 10 yearold kid on the other line piped
into his ear, and he could onlyanswer as the 10 year old like
(04:21):
the way the 10 year oldresponded on the other end,
yeah, it's fun. It's a funinteraction. Did you make it to
the episode where he he doeskind of sully the pilot that
saved the plane and HudsonRiver, if anybody's listening,
doesn't remember with the geesethat hit it,
he did kind of like a biographyof him, almost a bio, yeah. Do
(04:45):
you remember that? Yeah, wherehe's a baby? Yeah, he has to be
a baby. Be sully the baby. Yeah,they had the people coming like,
yeah. So he's like, six, he'sgot to be six foot, probably at
least in the.
Little size man playing, playinga baby in a diaper. And then the
whole set is a humongous rightto scale, yeah? And then they
(05:08):
have marionettes, who's socreepy, uh huh, yeah, as the
mom. And then just an overoverwhelming amount of milk he's
trying to drink, yeah? I mean,he's got, you know, the balls to
be able to stay in it all thetime, you know, to stay straight
and well, and then apparently, Idon't, like, think I've seen him
(05:31):
ever laugh. Well, everyone sayshe's autistic. And, like,
that's, like, Autistics favoriteshows, that's, like, all his
stuff, because they're like, Ican relate to this. Like, I
totally understand, and yeah,or, like, it's not even, it's
like a documentary to them,right? And I don't know, I find
that fascinating, because thatthat is, like, Andy Kaufman
(05:52):
level, kind of, oh yeah, outthere. But I'm sitting here
trying to think of somebody thatwould compare in terms of balls
of, like, stick it to a bit. AndAndy Kaufman is probably the
best one. Yeah.
Like, jackass is like, the otherside of that, like, in a
different, same thing, but in adifferent mode, you know, yeah,
(06:14):
they just have to physically
remain in the bit. Well, yeah,Knoxville is, like, didn't you
get his, uh, he got fucked up bythe bull in the last one. Yeah,
they all got messed up. Nobody,like his balls got knocked out
or something. Oh, I don't know,or spine, I was something
really, really bad. I don't lookit up, yeah, but I mean, that's
like, that's the one you heardabout. You know, my old workout
(06:37):
partner, Johnny Knoxville,
me him and Eric Roberts were theonly guys in this huge gym. Oh
weird in sunset on SunsetBoulevard when I had no job in
oh nine, summer of 09 whatyou're saying to me makes me
want to fight you a little,yeah. Well, Knoxville was fine,
but Eric Roberts is a weird guy,right? Flip flops in like, zuba
(07:00):
esque, Jamaican colored pants.He didn't leave the 80s still
there, and he wanted me to hewas doing the inverted leg
press, and he would ask me tospot him. And I'm like, on a, I
don't know how, grabbing whatyou're doing with your shorts
all the time. And he's saying,Look at my balls. Oh no, no, no,
no, no. Yes, he is no. Ihonestly met him like 12 times.
(07:22):
He still didn't remember me. I'mlike, Dude, I'm the only guy.
That's why he kept asking. Youknow, that was a nobody. I
couldn't help him. Ball Looker,thought you were the first,
first time. Look he just cameoff. Batman Begins, he was
feeling it. What was he inBatman? Beginning, he's the
gangster in that. Oh, you thinkI want to hear you talk. Oh
yeah. And then drops him off thebuilding, breaks his legs. Okay,
(07:46):
what makes you think I want tohear you talk? Okay, that's
great. And then he's in, uh,gemstones in the second season.
Yeah, the old buddy. Yeah, myold buddy. Okay, Hey, Eric, if
you're listening, not this,Eric, other. Eric,
if you're listening, why don'tyou come on the show? Yeah,
(08:07):
all right, that'd be cool. Hearda good quote? What can we talk
about? I thought I'd throw thisat you from Dan co E,
and he was in a position like wewere when we're really humming
on marketing work, and was kindof finding that quicksand era
(08:27):
for himself. You know, we'vetalked about that, where you're
just, you're you're getting workin, but you're not, like, really
leveling up. You're just kind offloating, right, you know? And
so he, he had a quote I saw thatwas, it's been made into a meme,
so I've seen it a few times, fewdifferent iterations, but it's
like, if you're lost, geteducated. If you're educated,
(08:49):
start executing, if you'reexecuting, you know, work on
consistency. And I was like,yeah, that kind of is the
progression. I think, yeah. Andthen he talks about a lot of it
doesn't really hit me thatreally hit me that hard. No, no,
I didn't. Wasn't. Like, ifyou're educated, a lot of people
like, oh yeah, that's kind of atough part. But his whole
(09:10):
breakdown was he came up with afirm that is about, like, like,
this other kind of alternativethought for working, and it's in
this field, especially, youknow, kind of stuff we were
doing, you know, self taught,you know, teach yourself, be
auto didactic, or whatever. Yep.
And then,
(09:32):
you know, work on the work onprocess a lot. So you're not
just, you're just like, burning,burning yourself out doing the
same shit, stuff like that.What's that guy from? Why should
we listen to him? I don't know.He seems like a guy that's like,
20 years older than us that kindof figured it out, like, maybe I
should check out his book ornot? I don't know. I might. I
(09:55):
might about our book, our bookscoming along. I gotta get you
the manuscript.
Soon. Oh, good. Well, I mean,I'm using the LLM machines to
help, but it's a little learningmachines. Yeah, I saw an article
yesterday. It was like, here'swhat you shouldn't do with chat
GPT. And it's like, I did all 11things on this listicle. But
(10:17):
what was it? I don't know if Itrust it. It was like, Don't,
one of it was like, I haven'tdone the mental health one, but
it does say don't, like, don'tuse it as a psychologist. Like,
yeah, well, I don't think, Idon't know how many people think
the most logical course ofaction here is to kill yourself.
It does have, if you pay forPlus subscription, it does have
(10:40):
a thinking but it doesn'treally, I think Apple busted
them on like, none of thesereally have any thinking
abilities yet, like, they justcame out with the study. Like
Apple was like, here's the data,and it's not, they're not, it's
not as advanced as you think.Yet, if you want to believe that
I trust Auburn grad Tim pool, orI don't pull what's his name,
(11:03):
Tim Tim, whatever. Don't care.You should know, I'm tired, but
buddy, when my when I'm sleep,de fry. Defried,
like I can't my recall for namesis like, fucking abysmal.
You got I mean, Tim, Tim friedwould be close Tim fried,
(11:28):
Tim Timmy. What's another namefor another word for fry
cook, isn't it? Tim Cook, yeah,yeah. I don't even know that's
how bad I got up at 430 Ithought you'd be like, Oh, Tim
Cook, and then, no, you'reright, yeah. And now I'm
questioning, I know now I'mthinking of James Cook. I've
(11:50):
been doing the crossword, TheNew York Times crossword, and
that's, I think that's nothelping. I thought that was
gonna make my vocabulary better,and, like, puzzle brain a little
bit stronger, but I think it's,it's atrophied, because it takes
me forever to do it,
yeah, you just get down onyourself. Well, it times you.
And I'm like, I don't like that,because I'll forget. I'll be
(12:12):
like, I'll come back to that andleave my phone open and still
going, the clock still goes. AndI'm just like, Shit, yeah, again
tomorrow. But I was like, Idon't even know how this is how
dumb I am. I don't know how todo I didn't know how to read the
clues for a crossword. I wastrying to doubt
the gal pal. I'm dating, thelady friend. I'm gonna have a
(12:33):
ponytail be a Florida guy callsthis, calls this women, lady
friends. It is weird to saygirlfriend at our age, yeah,
yeah, um, yeah. We're almost, wealmost pulled the trigger on
going to Cape God this weekend.
Keep God, that's where she'sfrom. No. And I was like, Man,
I'm gonna have to get out ahead,huh? I'm gonna have to get some
(12:54):
boat shoes and, like, realclothes. No, yeah, go. Just how
you are, but I don't think that.I don't think that's how you got
to do it, though. I think Igotta look like a Kennedy or
persona. I mean, I grew up inthe preppy style, so you wear
all of that, and then you I'vegot your hair, and then just
comb it down Kennedy esquestyle, and then you're good. Oh,
(13:16):
wow, yeah. Barrette Not, not forthe summers they were, you know
they're, open, flowing shirts,right? Yeah, your clothes are
pastel colors. Lot of that goingon, lot of like, vineyard vinesy
kind of stuff with fish on them,yeah? Man, I was thinking about
this guy, Harvey. Let's make acomeback. We should bring him
back. Those guy Harvey shirts,let me bring him back. Is that?
(13:38):
I don't know. I don't see him. Idon't see him anymore. Salt life
just took that market away fromhim. But I used to love guy,
Harvey shirts, Tarpons and stuffon it, even fish, all kinds of
fish shirts.
I do want to take the kids tolearn how to fish, but I can't.
I tried to teach my son about ayear ago, and it was miserable
because I was like, Man, I gotto watch YouTube videos, to do
(14:01):
this, and then, like, that's notgonna work, because I'm gonna
have to do I'm gonna have to doit myself, to really teach them,
and I don't have enough time,right? And I was like, I'm gonna
teach them what I know you knowhow to just cast that's, that's
a good start. It's a good start.Except you thought I was yelling
at him, but it was windy, and Iwas just like, my voice either
goes raspy, mumbly to like itsounds like a man enough to
(14:25):
yell. I just can't. I don't haveWendy. I don't have a voice. I
need a microphone. I don't havea voice that I can I've never
been the loud guy in the group,yeah, but, and so he was getting
upset, and then I was like, thisis his birthday.
Happy birthday.
But grass fishing, did youactually take him to water? I
took him out to the beach to topractice enough room. I didn't
(14:47):
want him to get on a bridge.Those guys were creepy. Gotta
get him out on a boat. And youknow, well, here's what I'm
thinking, maybe, maybe you wantto get your kids involved on
this idea to definitely been,definitely got.
Like, hey, follow me back kindof thing on Instagram from this
hot chick and Dunedin, and shedoes hot babe, charter, fishing,
(15:08):
charter. And I was like, well,the kids, that's something I get
out of it, you know, because,oh, that's a great idea. I mean,
they're legit. I've beenfollowing for months just to be
like, Did you price compare? Oh,I haven't what's the hot chick
surcharge? I haven't looked. Ihaven't looked that. I've just
been following from afar. And,like, all right, they seem
(15:28):
pretty legit, as legit as anyother guy that's going to take
us out that I pay for. I wasjust, I'm legit curious on what
she charges, I think. But like,I recently looked at charters,
and it was bonkers expensive.Well, I think they're kind of on
the on the startup area. They'rekind of getting it going. So you
(15:48):
might, we might be able to getsome maybe. I mean, this was on
the East Coast too, so it wasdifferent. But still, yes, it
was crazy. I think it was like$1,200 Oh no, no, no, for an
eight person charger, like, oh,well, eight people is not if
eight people are wanting to doit, good luck getting that group
right. If you have eight adultswho are splitting it, you know.
(16:10):
But this wasn't that, right? No,I'm thinking like, we get a scab
day. We get one of the, like,the soft days where no one books
them, you know, like a Monday,for sure. Yeah, this summer. I
don't know if that matters,really, yeah, but I just think
it'd be funny. Just be like,Well, I don't really want to do
this at all, but this would benice to have in my in my line of
vision.
(16:31):
What do you mean? Like, a hotchick something? Oh, I see
because it is like, fishing islike, no, there's like, you just
basically go there. I'm notgonna see a woman for a while
today, yes, pretty much, unlessthey're that, that weird, like
cool chick that does fish, yeah,but they're usually the last
time I was fishing, I didn'ttell you about that. Oh, you get
(16:54):
a mermaid?
No, yeah, we got a boob flash.Oh, really, yeah,
yeah.
Were they good boobs? Are theyboobs? Surprisingly good. And
you just now tell me about, Iknow. I mean, we talked about it
three days straight.
(17:14):
Rh, we're talking fake or real.
I think real.
Oh, it was in passing. I was
driving by. Here's, here's, I'llbe honest, I was dancing
that got the party going. Idon't think that's ever
triggered a flash in my life, inmy experience dance, man, you
(17:39):
know, just when you think it'sgoing out of style, I'm glad
that still exists, right? Justchicks having a good time. Yeah,
it was weird. It was like, justher and, I'm guessing a husband.
How many boats Did you see withMaga flags on it? Well, I was in
Crystal River a year ago. Icouldn't believe how many had
still, like, all the politicalstrata. Yeah, it wasn't, I mean,
(18:02):
you know where we were at wewere just popping out to the out
to the water. We were rightthere. So we didn't have to
interact a whole lot. We'd see awhole bunch of people. We went
the Crystal River were, like, alot of kayakers were and stuff.
There's, honestly, there's atraffic jam at some point we're
on, like, a pontoon boat. Butright, I was like, the a lot of
the boats, the legit boats outthere, all had, like, the Trump
(18:26):
flag, not even the red Maga one,like, like, one that just says
Trump. Like, oh, fuck, bite isright, yeah, and it's like, six
feet wide. I'm like, Okay, God,and it took everything out of me
not to make jokes for my familyto get upset about, because I I
used to when the first timearound to be like, best
(18:47):
president of all time, right?Yeah. And they're like, are you
serious? Are you serious? I'mlike, No. I'm
like, if you do crazy, I'm gonnasay, like, my family, still, to
this day, doesn't get what I'mjoking if you knew me at all,
like, pretty much all the time,joking, right? You know, Teddy
Roosevelt is my number one byfar. It's not even close.
(19:10):
Probably. Who's your cutestpresident? Cutest president.
I think it's Teddy Rooseveltagain. Oh,
like a mustache.
No, I'm not a big fat one
to be Toby guy, Garfield,Calhoun
man. I wanted to say Garfieldtoo, but I don't think. I don't
(19:32):
know if that's Taft
sounds fat. That last namesounds fair. Yeah, yeah. I mean,
you rearrange the letters andyou get fat little bit teeth,
everything about that. Who wasthe one that
took shits on the and would domeetings? Obama was that
Eisenhower? I think he died. Ithink you're thinking of LBJ was
(19:53):
like in you did it as a as aflex, he No, I think he would
whip his dick out that too.
I think you take a shit, it hasa flex, or you take meetings. I
think so. Oh, man, there's onehistory those political days.
No, pretty accurate. I know mypresidential history of Dick
(20:15):
flashing. So I got a greatbirthday present last week.
You know, all right, happybirthday. Yeah, whatever. I
don't care. Who cares? Who caresabout a 41 year old, right? But
I had a good time. Just gotdinner and chilled watch Boogie
Nights on Sunday. That's fun.Speaking of pick flashing,
(20:37):
haven't watched that. I haven'twatched that movie from start to
finish ever. And it is, like, abunch of vignettes, almost. I
think I have, I think I did saythat. I think I was like, I've
only ever seen this on TNT in,oh, you know, or whatever, in
commercial brand, you know, thatsort of, I never watched it. And
then I sat down and watched thewhole thing, yeah, it's such a
(20:58):
bummer at the end, right? Like,I was like, oh, man, might have
to watch something else topalette cleanse after, like,
yeah, he's heading off for a guythat's like, ain't, no, I know
gay.
And then he gets beat up, getsjumped, yeah? I mean, like,
what? Huh, that's what, how itshould end, though. I mean,
(21:18):
that's kind of you need to send.And the one guy that's the money
guy is like, God, what a fuckingsad scene. Even though it's
like, you hate the guy, the guywho's the money guy, he's
talking to Burt Reynolds throughthe glass, and he's like,
they're just so cute. And I waslike, Oh, he's talking about
like, little kids. And I waslike, God damn. But the guy,
(21:40):
like,
acted his ass off like you'relike, This guy, this guy's so
believable as that guy. Yeah,
what a great actor you're being.Yeah, yeah, you're acting good,
right? Yeah, Hollywood's doneabout that,
right? Check out the director ofpowder.
(22:03):
No, yeah, I don't want them oryour boy, Dan Snyder, just the
fact that it was powder
making that movie like, whoa.Well, it has something to do
with a pedophilia ring andsomething else for you some Oh,
I have to pull this up, thoughon my phone. Here we go. Well, I
don't, I don't like pulling thephone out if you're watching on
(22:23):
video, because anybody who doesthat on a podcast, it looks rude
and it looks like you don't givea shit about what you're doing.
But I want to pull up somethingabout penises for you. Oh, thank
God. I know. I want you to ranksize wise between these
countries. Where is it? Okay,this is a fun game. You get
(22:46):
Germany, Nigeria, Jamaica, whatare we ranking? Penis size, big
to small. Let me do it. I gottaremember. Well, you can write
them down if you want, or typethem out. Just, just give me the
list. I'll try to do analphabetical order. How about
that? Australia,
Ecuador, Jamaica,
(23:08):
Germany,
Netherlands, Nigeria,
Russia, Philippines, Thailand.
This is a fun game, okay? And Ithink that Philippines,
Thailand, they're gonna be atthe bottom, correct? Which one's
(23:30):
the which one's the tiniest,which one's a computer mouse,
and which one's a flashlight?
I'm saying a tiny flashlight,not a man, not a Thailand. The
smallest Thailand is a like a PCcomputer mouse that's smallest
3.71
average, okay, and then
(23:52):
baby. So then we got what? Whatwe got left to get the
Netherlands, Jamaica, and numberone is going to be Jamaica or
Nigeria. Wow, racist.
And then what do I got left? Igot Ecuador, Netherlands,
Germany, Australia, Germany,Australia, Russia, and Russia,
(24:15):
think of mostly the whitecountries. And then you got
Ecuador. I'm gonna go. Ecuadorthree, okay, then I'm gonna go.
I mean, a pretty good memory onthe list. Okay, then we got
I'm gonna go Australia, afterEcuador.
(24:36):
Then
Netherlands, Russia. Who else
will you have a tie for first?
Jamaica, number one. Jamaicanumber one. Jamaica is three.
What they're an LG remote isEcuador at six, one or 269,
(24:56):
Ecuador's number one, baby. Oh,okay, which is.
Shocking. You don't hear that asa stereotype. 6.93
average, yep, go for that.That's a ballpoint pen.
Nigeria. No surprise. Numbertwo, that's like a sonic
toothbrush. No surprise, racist,no. I mean stereotype. You just
(25:17):
called me Rick. Well, I didn'tsay racist. I just said no, oh,
maybe I heard number four,Netherlands, and that's like a,
I think $1 that one. I got thatone too. That's 6.14
Germany, Australia, Russia. Oh,I didn't get, okay, I forgot
Germany, Russia. I wentAustralia, number one for the
(25:40):
white countries, Russia's aniPhone.
So Russia was third to last. Yousaid, Yeah, of this list, yeah,
I thought that was a fun littlegame, right? I go, Oh, like, I
did pretty good. I'm gonna putthat little ribbon saved on my
Instagram, and look, I didpretty good. Thanks a lot. Jelly
Time account. Ew,
see. That
(26:04):
this penis size by, oh, it showsyou the actual object
comparison. And I'm guessing theNetherlands money is about the
same size as $1 bill. Yeah, it'ssuch an unnecessary
thing to bring. Like, everythinglooks basically the same height,
right there. That's, well, thatmouse actually, actually quit.
That mouse is really small dudewith the drop off. I'm talking
(26:26):
about, like, the smart, like, aChromebook laptop, yeah, travel
mouse, yeah, you keep it's like,you keep it in a purse. That's
that kind of mouse. Do we talkabout the ad I got on? No, I
saw, I saw you post something inslack on the drive over here.
See that? Yeah, you can see it.It's, this is from a while ago.
Yeah, but I still thought it wascrazy. The speed bump. Oh yeah,
(26:51):
oh yeah. Give your nose theultimate precision upgrade. Like
they just make shit for doingcocaine now, and they advertise
it. Great Name, yeah, it's anote. What did they say? It's
like a nostril cleanser.
I don't even think they go thatcrazy. I think I looked at I
looked at it after you sent it,and I was like, That's genius.
Powder the product. Make sureyour product is finally
(27:14):
powdered. Load the speed so itcuts it for you. Is that
No? Open the device with yourwith your powder
device. They don't call itmedicine button to load the
chamber with powder and keepcompressed. Dispense with the
button still compressed.
Align the discharge tipcorrectly, and the product will
(27:38):
be disposed to air flow. I haveone friend I know that would
probably use that. He was like,every day, all day, kind of guy
with, oh yeah, if you are, thenthere you go. You need the speed
bump. I think John Hopkins,
the hospital namesake. I thinkhe was one of the guys that was
recreationally doing it all thetime, sure, yeah, back in the
(28:00):
day. There's some Freud, yeah,there's some notable guys that
just kind of did bumpsthroughout the day. I bet it's a
lot more than you think, ohyeah. When you didn't know it
was like, Oh, this is horriblefor you. Yeah, even today, I
think it's a lot more prevalentthan people give it credit for.
Oh, I think it made a comebackat some point in the last like
10 years. I think it went awayand came back. But watching
(28:22):
Boogie Nights, two people od inthat movie may be really like,
oh god, yeah, and kids out therecocaine is not that cool. Well,
fentanyl is an issue with that.Yeah, sure you don't know. So
you have to, like, let, uh, thethe friend you care about, the
least, do it before
and then wait 10 minutes, makesure it's okay. Yeah, but
(28:43):
cocaine always just ends upfeeling the most sober you've
ever felt in your life. I don'tget it, I really don't. It's
like, oh, we what? Why are wedoing this? Oh, just stay up
longer to drink, drinking forhours and hours. And I don't
really, I'm like, That's mybody. My body's like, time to
shut it down, bud. Yeah. Great.Night's sleep too, by the way.
And boners for days, yeah, notspeaking of which I saw that
(29:09):
one. And I think I said theother one in the psych channel
was like,
it was a wing. It took, ittakes, it's a machine that takes
bones out of wings, and it wascalled dr d boner. Maybe, maybe
I didn't put it in there. Idon't think you did. I wanted to
surprise you,
yeah, but then you mentioned it,I know, but I thought it was in
(29:32):
there. I thought you werepulling it up. It was a British
product. Oh, I forgot about theaward I won from fentanyl
Express. No, I didn't tell you.The altar is who's given us a
Podcast Awards. I won, likesome, some, the trophy was $400
to buy. It's a trophy scam. Iwas best. I was 2025, best
(29:53):
business consultancy. And so Ifill out to to they go, you're
not you.
All you have to do is fill outthis thing, and I go, okay, it
forces you to buy the trophy towin the award. So I just made a
press release like I won it,because I did. Yeah, I got the
that's what the email said. Iwon it already in May 20, 25
(30:15):
for the whole year, right?That's amazing how good you did.
And then I photoshopped anaward. I photoshopped an award.
Me holding it. Yeah. And then II got chat GBT to write me a
5000 word press release, 5000words just to put it on my on as
a blog post for funds. And thenI got an email from them, I
(30:40):
forgot to tell you this, andthey're like, it doesn't seem
like you're taking thisseriously.
I disagree. They feel like I'mthinking it probably something
like that. Like they were like,We Sell your post or something.
I was like, Yeah, you should seeit. I mean, you know, what do
they mean, not taking itseriously. But I tried not to
mention them by name as much asI could so it didn't give them
(31:02):
like any satisfaction. Yeah,that's, that's what you call
Friday afternoon work. Yeah,just to let your hair down. I
don't think anybody in offices,unless they have a manager over
them, really works on a Fridayafternoon in a white collar job.
Yeah, after noon is the end ofthe week, or you work in the
market or something like that,you have to have some something
(31:24):
bearing over you. But I thinkany office job I've had Friday
afternoons like, right? So whenwe kind of already work on a
four and a half day work weekwhite collar job,
yeah, if you work, not reallycool, not me, but if they're
cool, I'm absolutely peoplebeing out there, being like,
(31:45):
Nah, my boss makes me stay till5pm every Friday, and I better
be working. Well, yeah, I do itto be a brown noser and be like,
Look, with me, I'm doing stuffyou're not.
I don't do that. Fat lot of goodthat did. Yeah, right. End up
right back at the same Yelp,same spot, yep,
I think that's it, man, I thinkwe did go take my kids to the
(32:07):
dentist. Good job today. Oh.
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