How To Solve Every American City's Homeless Issue | Sweat Equity Podcast® Ep. 465 - ROI Podcast™ — the #1 Entrepreneurial Business meets Comedy podcast hosted by Law Smith + Eric Readinger

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Law Smith Comedian Fractional CMO (00:00):
Put this gum in, like, dip,

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yeah, yeah, spitting dip is cool.
We're going, what?

Well,

this new sound, you know, we're

Unknown (00:13):
going with the music. You heard the music. What was
that? God, did you breaksomething already? Bro, this is
my Fiji

bottle.

Unknown (00:20):
Is it okay that

I refill a lot.

Eric Readinger (00:22):
It's real bubbly. Why is it so bubbly?

There's cocaine in there? No,

that's urine.

That's different. That's that's real
nighttime freakiness. Sweatequity podcast and streaming
show that kind of candor youdon't get on any other business
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Do you what? So I sure hope not
certainly

on Comedy podcast, but business
entrepreneurial advice, oneslike this that talk to you real
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down.

Unknown (00:53):
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it. I'll do it myself. Listen to us
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Law Smith (02:13):
Coffee Talk, of course,

Unknown (02:16):
hottie toddy. You

You are listening to the Sweat Equity

(02:42):
Podcast, I you can go longer,

Law Smith (02:46):
and I got bad hips, man, these, well, I always my
dad and my son cross their legslike an old Italian guy. My
dad's six four, and he's gotlong legs, and that makes sense.
Mine are Stubby.

Unknown (03:01):
Oh, yeah, you probably barely get them things over.
Holding a lot of weight. You'vegot

hair from the mic to your nose.

Yeah, people love bro. That's just, that's my
life, bro. Dog hair, dude, mylife.
No, I don't think I can holdthis pose much longer. I could
go all day, baby, but my sonwill be on his iPad, like, I
imagine, like an old Italiankid, old Italian guy reading the
newspaper. He'll do that withhis iPad. And I'm like, huh,
just always been doing thatseven years old. Well,

Unknown (03:32):
we'll see who goes the longest, I guess. Oh no, this is
great for audio listeners. Well,

people need to check our YouTube
situation out. I mean, we justwon an award, right? We got a
plaque for 100,000 views onYouTube in a month.

Unknown (03:46):
That's hilarious that you took the time to do that. I
did that a while ago and forgotI did it. Where's the million?
How hard is this an extra zero,bro? I

mean, if you really look at the
photoshop job I did, it's notvery good. I thought that would
be kind of anybody who wanted tocall that out. It could be like,
you could just zoom in and findout it's kind of a joke. Yeah,
they don't give out plaques forthat. Yeah,

Unknown (04:08):
I think if you did 1000 that would be more obvious.
Well,

I kind of wanted to, you know, toe
the line of getting some false,you know, attaboys for us. Well,
it's weird, it's funny, how wecan use it. Well, people, I
mean, it is kind of marketing,like promoting yourself kind of
thing. Like, if you don't dothat, no one will know. And if
you make it too much of a joke,they'll you know, we already

(04:35):
look kind of weird. What flips?Huh? You look like you look like
he just went to, like, aconvention for Weekend at
Bernie's. I

Unknown (04:43):
wish. What would that even be? Gotta bring a dead guy.
I

just, I'm just there for Jonathan
Silverman, right?

Unknown (04:50):
Everybody, is that wrong line? Brother McCarthy
line's not as long I feel likehe's dead. No, I feel like one
of. Him dead, Bernie. Bernie,that's right, yeah.

Now, the fact that they made a
Weekend at Bernie's two had tobe the end of the cocaine era.

Yes, that, no, I would say that's the height of
the cocaine era. No, it was latenight or earlier, yeah, but
think about what you're talkingabout, bro, yeah, but that's,
that's like, bring them backfrom the dead again. No

different. That's cocaine thoughts and at
its highest peak. And he walksunder the sea, because there's
like, a melody, play

a song, and he, then he walks around. He's got
arrow through his head. It's

like cocaine use in True Romance, you
know, like the producer andBalki are, like, trying to do
blow, yes, and it's like, notthat cool anymore. That's,
that's where it's at. I

Unknown (05:40):
disagree. I think that's the height of it. Well,
it's bad. And then after that,it's a slow, you know, decline
from there to say that's the endof it. No,

do you see the news story 80s
cocaine

purity

off the coast of Miami, they found a
lot of white lobster packages.That's cool. I mean, it's still,
it's still getting imported. I

love that. You know, people are going
to do it no matter

what I know. But we couldn't make it
down, almost. Put

my leg down.

You actually, technically lost. No,
I

Unknown (06:11):
didn't my leg. We and we have video of it, so that's
great. You took it all at theknee. No, there was either
between, no, I don't think therewas the hair counts. Hair counts
as contact. How

can we do that? What regulating body
pun intended would allow that

Unknown (06:28):
this one, I'm, I made the rules. This is my game. Oh,
my company.

I see how this goes. We're, I came
over to play at your house,

and you have to win.

Uh, yeah. Well, I love Cocaine
Cowboys. I've still I did startmaking a list of people to reach
out to. Instead of waiting forall these booking agents to put
on these, we're gonna have thisconversation again. Well, I'm
just saying Billy Corbin wouldbe one of the top ones.
Someone's got that soundsexcited about new drops

Unknown (07:02):
I've had that you never play it. I play it at the end.

Why don't you? Why don't you wear
that dress? You look so good init. It's not loud enough want to
get built. He's like, top of thelist for me. Yeah, I

Unknown (07:15):
know. I mean, you did do your special so that's
something that we've beentalking about for a long time.
Initially, Corbin, if you let mefinish the sentence, you'll see
how it relates. Directors, I'msaying

that's what you're getting to. You're
both producers and directors.

Unknown (07:35):
Now is that what I'm getting to are you in the DGA?
I'm saying, let's see if we canget you in. I thought you were
full of shit about the stand upspecial for years and years, no,
and that is how I feel about theBilly Corbin thing. So maybe I'm
wrong. Is my point? You'rewelcome. I'm in

that I got all discombobulated after
we shot the special, and now I'mkind of after, yeah, oh, like, I
mean before for sure, but beforewas more like you recompolied.
It was like, No, it felt likefinals week met Hell Week in
college, like it was kind oflike that to try to get
everything done so I could,like, just focus on that, you

(08:14):
know, and then worrying aboutticket sales and all that stuff.
But it was one of those thingswhere, after I probably had
covid, I don't know, butwhatever, something bad,
something white, sinusi, painand aches throughout, just
brains not working, yeah, and soI'm just feeling good enough
now. Now it's more about gettingroutine, like getting organized.

(08:35):
It's

Unknown (08:36):
about spreading it. No, yeah, yeah. Well, I

didn't know I had it. I mean, right, I
did just following that'spositive, but I don't, I don't
know if that test is any goodanymore. They just keep sending

Unknown (08:47):
them to me. Well, I still have making all that
money. Man, that's such afucking racket. Dude, that's,
that's just a slap in the face.

Well, I mean, tax dollars at work,
Dude, I got, I get texts fromCVS that I never signed up for
that are like, come get yourcovid Booster. I'm like, huh, we
still doing this. I know. Imean, look, I know 10 people in
the last like, three weekspersonally that got it. But it's
one of those things where itwhat, it's not, it's not the OG

(09:15):
version. It's not like I hadfour years ago. Yeah. I

Unknown (09:18):
mean, I was like, What is this? Can't start getting a
sticker from that shit.

Well, your body, Wouldn't your body
get more immune as, Oh man,we're not going to get
monetized. Oh yeah, YouTube, andit's not

interesting, so we should just change
direction. Yeah, it's

not so. But I get a hep B shot, then

you go right back to it. I'm just

saying, with CVS, isn't that funny
getting like a Hep C, I'm like,Yeah, what do you think? This is
a block, just a broad we got abunch of

Unknown (09:46):
shit laying around here. You wanna see what you
need? Yeah? So I did that solopod the other day, right? I am
spouting off about looking atthe big picture. So, 463, and,
you know, trying to we're allone, all this shit. And I was

(10:07):
saying how, like in today'ssociety, looking at the sky
makes you feel fucking stupid.And I was like, when I do it, go
outside, stare at the sky for 10seconds and see how stupid you
feel.

That's so funny, right? I was making, I
told you, I ran into a you know,colleague of ours, and it was
like, when I was, I was I cameup to park. He was staring out
and up. What an idiot, right? Iwas making fun of him. I was
like, You look like StevieWonder, dude, right?

Unknown (10:40):
That's so funny, dude. So I put that out. You know what
day? Consequently, like insomething where I'm gonna just
randomly, I put the podcast out.Yeah, remember what day went
out? No, Fourth of July. Okay,

what happened on Fourth of July? Is
there something else thathappened?

Unknown (11:04):
What do you do on the Fourth of July fireworks?

Yeah, but there's an event.

Unknown (11:09):
I know. Okay. I'm just saying, Somebody out there was
like, fucking this is easy.Everybody was doing it. There's
fireworks. It was amazing,staring at the sky,

yeah? I mean you're upset if you can't
see this guy. Yeah. Is, are youhaving a feud with someone? My

Unknown (11:26):
point is, no, no. My point is just, I thought I felt
really stupid being like, justgo outside and tear the sky for
10 seconds. And that day, it waslike, Okay, well, that was easy.

Well, that's probably my fault on the
timing because I forgot to postit after you said it.

I don't. I don't know. It doesn't matter. Well,
doesn't matter, either way. It'sjust a fun coincidence.

Yeah, no. I mean, no, it's good to
have that kind of whimsicalevery now and again, like, just
go outside it without your phoneand appreciate what's around
you, yes, for sure. I mean,that's kind of why we go
camping, really. Like, do thatexperience of, like, call it a
dumb experience, dumb everythingdown. Like, Well, I mean, I'm

(12:14):
saying, if you have asmartphone, yes, inverse, yeah,

Unknown (12:18):
it's, I mean, that's a whole different rabbit hole, you
know, connecting with what's outthere and all that

my left legs falling asleep. I'm
trying to hold this position onmy knee. This is like when I'm
taking a shit for too long.

Unknown (12:30):
You know, I could sleep like this. You got good hips,
bro, thank you. You're flexible.Finally, you mention it. Jesus.
Well,

I don't know how you salsa. I
think I got you there.

No, you don't,

bro, I will out salsa. Oh, my God,
I'm I'm so much more Latino thanyou.

Unknown (12:47):
That's hilarious. That's just so stupid for you to
say. I

mean, it's just correct. I know it's
hard to hear, even withheadphones on, no. So I thought
there was breaking alien news orsomething. I thought that's what
you're leading to.

Unknown (13:05):
Oh no, I've been watching a lot of Skinwalker
Ranch. Skin secret of SkinwalkerRanch that so Skinwalker Ranch,
they it's a TV show. Now I'msure that's I used your Hulu
lock in to watch it. Hope theyweren't listening Hulu, but

(13:28):
Skinwalker Ranch is a place inUtah.

It's cool. If Hulu looks at us and
they're like, I know these gayguys are definitely together,
these two Jews. Oh, man, I gotcalled a Jew on Tiktok. That's
the only reason I'm saying it,pushing one of the videos. And
then he fired back again. Hegoes, I said some I always just
say something like, Thanks, youknow, I appreciate it, yeah. And

(13:51):
he's like, a Jew would say thatwas his reply. And I was like,
they are polite again, thanks.Like, you're not this. This is a
compliment to me. I just thinkit's funny, like an A faceless,
nameless Tiktok account that'smad that we're making fun of UFC
fans. Had to, had to someonecalled me. I rode the short bus

(14:13):
or something, and I was like,Yeah, and I licked the window.
Thanks for listening. Yeah.Thanks for the views are there.
I find that I giggle and myselfreplying back to bad comments. I
know

Unknown (14:23):
it's so crazy, it's so weird. I guess if you've got to
be bad though, for society, butthe negativity gets that sort of
traction. Well, it'simminentity, imminent. And then
imitated,

imitate committee, uh, Amityville Horror
Show, yep, it's, uh, it's, yousure about that? It's being
anonymous. But I can't fathomtaking the time as I'm doing it.
I don't, I think it's very notcathartic, but it's not. People
aren't thinking when they'redoing it, you know,

Unknown (14:58):
maybe it's, it's a good. Release. Maybe it's
something that, yeah, people aredoing it, and if they don't get
that out, you know, they go evenworse. They bottle it up, and
then, you know, bottle overflow.

I guess I think of it
analytically, like, I can'tthink of the time that I would
want to spit. I will put goodcomments. Now. That's my new
jam. I actually put like,genuinely like, if I see comics,
like clips, you know? Yeah, I'lljust say something nice instead.
That's how, I

mean, that's how it should be,

I know. Well, I hear comics talk
about it so much that you can'tread the comments and look
they're dealing it with it 1000sof times a day if they do look
at it. But it's like, you know,either, like, maybe, maybe we
did marketing so much that youjust know it's not a thing. Like
these people don't exist,really, yeah. I mean, they do,

(15:48):
but they don't have real people.I mean, but, I mean, some
faceless guy in Tiktok is notgoing to ruin my day trying to
get at me someone else. Post,there's a lot of nasty stuff
from that UFC clip.

Oh, I didn't look at any of it.

I think it's funny. I reply back,
just, yeah, just to get moreviews on it, yeah. I mean, it's
like, the only way you got ityou can sting me is, like, if
you know me personally, and Idid something I was supposed to
do, didn't, you know? Yes,that's like, I

Unknown (16:18):
mean, I would like to think, you know, our lists are
respectively, very short, right?You know, it's like even the
kids can hurt your feelings, andthat'll be like that part for
the rest of our lives.

Oh, they've been calling me fat all
last week. I am. I got down. Iwent from 217, 10 days before
the special, and I immediatelyjust drink water, then I picked
out as soon as we were done.Yeah? Plus, I was like, I'm sick
and I just reward myself, whichis a bad, bad habit system.

(16:55):
Plus, like,

my metabolism needs to get going.
No,

when you're just like, fuck it, I'll
just get whatever the kids want.I'll just, I'll get high and eat
it later. Yeah, bag of Doritos.Man, I could fucking pound a
Cool Ranch family size, noproblem. Man, not even thinking
about it. That's, that's the newdo it

Unknown (17:12):
go bit, you know, get some real good, you know, Oh,
yeah.

But that's the thing. It's not
thought through. It's just,like, impulsive, just, please,
I'll get them whatever to justlet me, like, close my eyes for
10 minutes, kind of thing, yeah.And then when I felt better
later, you went,

Yes, but,

I mean, but

Unknown (17:32):
yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, so the breaking news on Aliens
is that I watched all of theSkinwalker Ranch. Oh, 210
pounds, just to close that. Oh,okay, good. We were, I mean, I
was waiting to write it down.Yeah,

I'm gonna get back down. It's gonna
happen. No booze for a while.Down to what I want to get to,
187 at some point this year. Why

Unknown (17:55):
I had that's like a cool number of homicide. It's

the best shape I was in. I was 187

about 186 though, do you ever think about
that?

Maybe if I get 27 I'll give it a try.

Consider it. You know, it's for

bird Emmanuel, dude,

even

he's 87 wasn't he? I'm pretty sure
it's for Gronk. Okay. Do you

want to hear about Skinwalker internet?

Yes, just, I'm stuck on Skinwalker.
Just sounds creepy.

Unknown (18:29):
So the Skinwalker part is like a Native American lure
that they have these things,think Bigfoot sort of, yeah,
these things, apparently they'renastier. Skinwalker Ranch is
crazy, dude. They got, they haveall sorts of insane that happens
there. They're to the point nowwhere they've, like, located a

(18:51):
spot on the ranch.

Works, let

Unknown (18:53):
me go back. Let me go back. I already said it was in
Utah, if your parents, no, no,okay, it's in Utah, so

aliens are gay.

Unknown (19:02):
It used to be owned by Robert Bigelow, who owns
Bigelow, Bigelow Aerospacejuice, Bigelow's uncle, right?
So he owned this and worked withNIDS, which stands for the
National something something,defense, something, and ideas.

(19:24):
And sure, it wasn't great foryears and years, like this guy,
Robert Bigelow, the place was onlockdown, and actually, Joe
Rogan tried to go to it on when,remember when he did? Joe
Rogan's questions, everything,yeah, him and Duncan went to the
front gate to try and see whatwas going on. That's when he
owned it, and then it just kindof went away, and he sold it to

(19:49):
this guy, Brandon fugle, who's,like, obviously, super rich. And
he's the nerd boss that comes inevery once in a while and has
to, you know, put his tank onthings. Okay? You know, I was
watching season four, Episode,whatever, 15, and he goes, guys,
I think something bizarre isgoing on here. Like, oh, he's

Law Smith (20:10):
playing it up. No

shit. Brandon,

oh, like, you think it's genuine.
He's saying that. Or is it likeradio, that's

Unknown (20:17):
the problem with the show. I've thought about this a
lot, because what they whatthey're seeing there, is
absolutely crazy, like, thestraight up shit that they got,
like, what

hit

Unknown (20:30):
me here this image that I actually pull it up on the
thing, that's a lidar scan ofthe property, LiDAR, LIDAR. What

does that acronym stand for? Is

Unknown (20:44):
laser. I have that too. Laser, something infrared,

no

Unknown (20:52):
laser, imaging, detection and ranging. So
basically, what it does, theytook a drone, and it shoots
lasers down and it images whatit sees. Gotcha? So, like, this
thing that I'm of course, that'sthe worst. Let me zoom in. So,
like, this becomes very highresolution. If there's was it
like that, if there's a met, ifthere's a building here, helmet

(21:16):
for because

it had a bunch of little lasers on
it, though, just

Unknown (21:19):
No, it's not that cool. It's not as cool as the laser
helmet. So they fly this dronearound, and it, it does its
sensing, and it shows it,basically, if it did this room,
it would show you know what theroom looks like. The desk would
be green, and it would, it wouldproduce this image, right? And

(21:41):
they do this, and it producesthis black hole with a perfectly
red circle outlining it. And thepeople who make the technology,
they don't understand how thathappens, why it would be not
sending back any information.But the guy, Travis Taylor,

(22:05):
who's like a rocket scientist,he was on the government's UAP
Task Force. He was the scienceadvisor guy, and he's been on
the show the whole time, butlike, just revealed that he was
on this task force. He was like,that could be the shadow of a

(22:25):
wormhole. Like, that's what itwould look like. No, no, that's
what a wormhole would look like,if, if it happened. And that's
just one thing. So

I just put it in chat GBT to ask
what a black reading on LIDARwould be let's see the black
reading typically indicates theabsence of a return signal. This
can happen for several reasons,absorbative surfaces, surfaces,

Unknown (22:57):
right? That means the surface, but okay, they're
shooting it at the ground.Remember some

material this will be like laser pulse
instead of reflecting it back,right? So what absorbs lasers
though? Diffuse reflection.Diffuse reflection. Surfaces
that scatter the laser pulses inmany directions might not send
enough light back to the sensor.Distance and angle, if it's too

(23:21):
far away, or an angle thatdoesn't reflect the pulse back
to the sensor, it can get ablack reading atmospheric
conditions, dust, fog, rain orother atmospheric conditions can
scatter or absorb the laserpulses and then sensor issues,
malfunction or misalignment,right? See, that's where my

(23:42):
brain goes with all this stuff.Immediately, I

Unknown (23:44):
know, but did you hear any of what you just said? No, I
got it. So what that means isthat either the whole thing
would be like that or not,because there's nothing special
on the ground over in thatspecific design, or whatever you
want, like

well, my other than my other, my other
hater, part of me is like, howdo we know that's not in
Photoshop?

Unknown (24:07):
I that, okay, that's a level of of, you know,
skepticism that can't overcomethat. Like, what if they're
faking the whole thing?

I'm just, I'm just telling you, this
is, like, my first thought aboutlike, so just an image like
that. That's where my head goes.Well,

Unknown (24:24):
on the show, they show it through their own computer
software. I don't know. Maybe itis photoshopped. That's what I'm
saying. Like they couldPhotoshop all the shit.

So what if there's black hole?

Unknown (24:34):
They have video of orbs flying into the Mesa that
surrounds the property, which isa giant, basically, like a small
mountain of rocks. Love a mesa,and it like flies down into it,
out of it, and not reallyexplainable they have. So, like,
the fun thing for me is DrTravis Taylor loves to shoot

(24:57):
rockets every episode. If. Wewent to a drinking game. Is this
take a drink every time hementioned shooting a rocket. How

many seasons of this is four, four.
But 15? You said 15 apps in one,one season? No,

Unknown (25:12):
I watched everything that got on Hulu. So, like, I
think episode 15 was the lastone of season four. Wow, where
Brandon fugal is coming intrying to be like, hey,
something weird is going on, youknow, but they got, like, they
got legit people coming in onthis stuff, the guy's calling
it, oh, one crazy thing is theyhave, they were shooting

(25:36):
rockets, whatever, doing anexperiment, and black
helicopters fly in. They have iton video. They have they have a
whatever software it is thatwill show what aircraft are
transponding like all aircrafthave to have a transponder on
them so to show where they are,so they don't hit somebody. The

(25:58):
military like there's nothing,no military bases close by, and
they say these fix

your mic. Man, you're popping. Come
on, yeah, I bet twist it. Twistit. So, yeah, you're talking to
the side. I think it's when youget a little loud.

Unknown (26:13):
Sorry, get excited. So much better. Okay, yeah,

we blank out the

Unknown (26:21):
black helicopters. I know. Like, why stop now? Well,
you just worked up the courageto say something.

I just really noticed it. I was
like, Oh, I think it's becauseof the side. Uh huh. Keep going.
Yeah. So helicopterstransponders,

Unknown (26:37):
yeah, they had crazy black helicopters flying in.
They brought in the gotta beblack, African American
helicopters, but they weren'ttransponding like crazy shit
like that that. It's like, Hey,you watch the whole thing, and
it's like, it gets to a pointwhere, if, if you can get
through the annoying reality TVshows set up that they do that

(27:02):
because there's absolutely thesecanned situations, because they
got, they got a head of securitynamed Dragon. They made him a
character, right? And then he'sgot a ginger sidekick. And you
could tell these guys are not,they're they're there to repeat
back to the idiots watching,yeah, what's happening?

Well, these so they do on the fly
interviews, kind of style, Imean, yeah, on the fly, you know
what? I mean, like, yeah, it'sjust single person, yes. Like,
real world was like, the firstto do it. You go in a booth and
but they would ask questions.And when my friend Carrie, she
was a producer at E she wastelling me, you have to get him
to say the answer back with thequestion, with part of the

(27:46):
question, and that's how youhave to start every answer,
right? So you can explaineverything. And that's how a
producer gets to manipulatewhat's going on. Yeah? But it's
like, yeah, that style bumps melike it does,

Unknown (28:00):
but think about what? Because I thought about it, I
was like, what's the alternativethat they're just kind of
presenting it documentary style,like, that's it's not going to
hit the masses Exactly. It's notlike, people sort of need it fed
to them that way, you know. Andlike this thing where it's like,
Well, it's obviously fake,because it's like, that was not
necessarily like that. They'rejust trying to make it so you

(28:22):
can pay attention long enough

you just made me think of like,
chicks are always like, I justneed something dumb to like,
turn my brain off. I'm like, Whydoes it have to be Kardashian
bullshit, right? Like, it's justa belief every five seconds,
like that. There's many otherthings out there. You can turn
your you can just put on music,so that's not visual. You can

(28:45):
watch naked attraction and lookat uncircumcised penises on a
dating game show. What youhaven't watched? Fatal
Attraction. Fatal Attraction. Imean, naked attraction. Why?
Sorry,

you sure about that? No, I've

told you about that, right? You just
did. It was a big show. It wasin the UK, came over here, like,
I don't know, eight months ago.I think it's on Netflix, and
it's the, it's a dating showwhere there's six people, but
they show their genitalia first,for real, yeah, and it's, but
it's UK people, so you're like,you, you're thinking, like, I

(29:20):
was going into it, like, Okay,this would be cool. And it's
like, nasty UK women. And you'relike, and like, just choosing by
pussy lips is prettyinteresting, though, yeah,
because just vagina summer,that's the first round. Is like,
they eliminate one. You knowwhat's next,

butthole show, they're,

they're today's, okay? Yeah,

no, check that out. It's

really intelligent show, yeah, but it's
like, launch a rocket throughit. When it's the girl that's
the that's Dr Travis Taylor,

Unknown (29:56):
I want to launch a rocket through it.

No, I knew. I know. Okay. I know his
voice. That's why I almostbelieve Lazar more, because he's
boring. You know, that seemsmore, yeah, genuine, like he's
not a showman. He has to getother guys on, on Rogan or
anything else to kind of helphim, you know, communicate the

(30:19):
story entertaining way.

Unknown (30:21):
I mean, it's only like, more and more people just coming
out, more and more people, andit's gonna get to a point where
it's like, why are they doingthis again? They're all making
this up. Why would they do that?Like, you can go back, there's
other people from like, Iwatched a thing that was, like,
two hours long, an interview ofa guy, and we'll have to talk

(30:41):
about it another time, probablyabout this guy, like, interacted
with an alien for months andmonths and like, like, all this
shit. And like, you watch fortwo hours, you're like, This guy
didn't go back on anything. Hedidn't change anything. Like, he
had an answer for every it waslike, Damn man. Like, the same,
same question. There's so manyanswers, right? But there's just

(31:04):
so many instances where it'slike, you know, something
happened to these people, orthese people lost something, and
there's not a whole lot ofbenefit, if anything, it's
incredibly negative to talkabout. I will, you know,

you did get me thinking about you.
All this cool alien talk hasseeped into my everyday. It is
cool. UFOs are so gay, dude,

you keep saying,

Yeah, I just want

Unknown (31:35):
to have a hot take. I just want to say to all the gay
listeners out there, please. Hemeans it as an insult. No, yes,
you do. I

mean, it's happy,

right? See what I did,

this UF, UFO stuff. It's the pits.
No, it's, it's one of thosethings where I was watching
Oppenheimer. I finally gotaround to watching it. Me do got
me thinking, and I didn't knowfurther research. I wanted to
wait until we talked about it.Area 51 is in New Mexico, right?

(32:06):
And all the first instances of alot of stuff come out of there,
like around the end of the LosAlamos testing city, right? So,
yes, do you think there's somekind of connection with the two
things, right? Yeah, I don'tknow where Roswell is to Los
Alamos, but I assume that's notthe only spot they used. I

(32:27):
didn't look into it, but

Unknown (32:29):
you know, okay, so there's definitely the event in
Roswell that like turnedattention on, but there's like
stuff before that that likeindicates many like, it's been
happening for a

while. Is the most famous, at least in
the 90s. But when it comes, yes,

Unknown (32:46):
when it comes to, like, there's absolutely whatever this
phenomenon is an interest innuclear facilities, nuclear
weapons, like I talked about itmany episodes ago, but like,
there's stories of, uh, theywere firing a they said it was a

(33:08):
dummy, like nuclear payload testmissile, and three orbs came
around it, shot it with laserbeams, and it felt like
completely disarmed it, whichI've been comforting, yeah,
think about it. Well, it's beenhow many years since a nuclear
bomb was used?

40? What was 1941? To now it's

Unknown (33:32):
like almost 80 years, something like that, almost 80
years on it. So, like,

no atomic, no huge one, at least.

Unknown (33:42):
No. I mean, there's been nuclear bomb testing,
right? Which will blow yourmind. How many? How many do you
think that? How many nuclearbombs have been dropped ever?
Not, not that many. I'm sayingyes, though, hold on, yes,

counting the testing, yes, and counting a
lot. Yes, yeah. It's a shitload.It's like, it's like, 1000s.
Yes, because I was which I firstthought, I was like, holy shit.
For real. I just saw a map ofall the countries, like a
infographic, all the countriesthat have nuclear weapons, like
bombs, like that, yeah. Andyou're like, oh shit.

Unknown (34:12):
My point being it's been 80 years, like, I kind of
think nuclear disarmament hasalready happened against our
wit, like, I think that

now one of one of these aliens are
like America for the universe.You know, we're world we're
World Police. But now we gotuniverse police, well, universe
pigs. Part

Unknown (34:34):
of the story that they say is like the use of nuclear
anything like splitting of atomsaffects things that are not
seeable by us, in terms of likea potential multiverse, like,
apparently, it could haveeffects on things that we don't
understand,

or to a it exists like a gas, like
that one, what was that one?Movie? Uh, like, the aliens,
like it Amy Adams one where it'slike, it's yeah, it's like
something we can't evencomprehend, yeah. Or, like, the
abyss, if you want to go 80s, I

Unknown (35:10):
mean, it's going to be something weird. I've heard
theories that, you know,

there's shout out Ed Harris. There's

Unknown (35:18):
like, super humans that live in Antarctica and have
essentially time traveled there.I just was a thing like that,
very compelling argument Jesus

Christ, like I was watching documentary
about the Hollow Earth. Oh,wait, that was Kong versus
Godzilla, okay. But still,still, the good theory.

Unknown (35:38):
You know my Have you rid of the middle of the earth?
Anything could be possible. Youknow, I'll deep, the biggest
hole. I think we've talked aboutthis, the deepest hole ever
drilled. It's like nine miles orsomething. Yeah, it's like, not
even close, oh yeah, not evenfucking

how much of the seed we've gotten.
We know of. We know

Unknown (36:00):
shit, right? Like, there could be a giant cave that
leads into a hollow earth. Idon't know. I don't I'd like, I
was gonna say, Oh, I don't knowif it's scientific, but what the
fuck do I have science? I

mean, look, I like that. You Keep Me
open to possibilities, but I'mgonna go with, you know, the
five agreements kind of line islike, I'll listen, but with a
skeptical ear again, you

Unknown (36:22):
don't understand that. Don't forget it. So

you just go nothing to

Unknown (36:30):
do with being skeptical about aliens. I'm pretty

sure that's what. I didn't read it,
but I'm pretty sure that's whatit's about. That's that would be
read the headline of it. That

Unknown (36:39):
would be like me calling you fat all the time,
but you're skeptical because youknew that I was fat as a kid,
and I'm just working stuff out.That's what that means, is like
you're skeptical because theperson has their own story, and
that's why they're saying that Ididn't hear anything after

you called me fat. Dammit, I
listened with a fatty, or youshould fatty, a jelly, Fatty,
let's

keep calling you fat till you listen.
Actually,

that helps shame me. So okay, with
like, everything I'm positivereinforcement, except for like,
anything fitness, healthrelated, okay, the shaming
helps. Okay, we need to shamemore people. All right, you fat
piece of shit. Thanks. You'rewelcome. I mean, as a country,
we need to shame each other alittle bit more.

All right, you fat pieces of shit,
right? You're welcome. Well,it's

like 60% of the country obese.

Yeah, it's not good, man, but

those Cool Ranch Doritos, that
science, that's some science Iwant to talk about. Yes, like
that. That's a phenomenon I

can get behind. That's some cigarettes,

dude. That's like that, the way
they've manufactured this tolike you're gonna eat a whole
bag. You're not even gonna befull somehow, right? And like
you actually want more. Yes, theroof of your mouth isn't cut up.

Diabolical science. They're

fucking crazy, though. Like food, if you
go in the grocery you know,stick on the outside, they say,
but all that stuff on the insideaisles, usually it's the bad
junk food, yes. And so it'slike, when you you're like,
Cheetos, macaroni and cheese.What are we doing here? What's I
don't like these fusions of likethis. It's getting so egregious.

(38:15):
I saw Dunkin Donuts, spikeddrinks. This isn't like a novel.
This is a public this is notnovelty. It's kind of crazy,
right? Are you about to bustthis

Unknown (38:29):
is how fat you are. Okay? We're talking nuclear
disarmament. God, I want a bigBeaufort from checkers. Life,
world changing, possibilities.Where did it end up?
All right, we
got a black hole, Doritos. Let'sgo back to the black let's go
back to Doritos.

Black holes are interesting.

I didn't bring up any black holes. Didn't

you say that could be a black hole,
a wormhole, a wormhole,

isn't that the No, that's different.

I thought one is

Unknown (39:00):
a category theory. A wormhole is a transportation.
The thing they always use theevent of the an interstellar the
metaphor, yes, the piece ofpaper. You got two piece of
paper, and you fold it in half,and that's your wormholes where
they meet. Einstein Rosenbridge, whoa. See, I want to,

(39:23):
bro, if you're getting

into the physics part of it, that's
interesting, you know, well,

I'm just, you

got to explain it to me, like I'm
five. Well,

Unknown (39:31):
that, that whole thing, the at Skinwalker Ranch, you
know, the way they, they'vescanned and they have like, this
crazy, like, 30 feet above theground, is something that
affects what they're doing, andthey've caught it on high speed
camera. Looks like a cloud, likeif they shoot a rocket that's
supposed to go straight up, theygo, whoop, and they go to the
side of it, yeah. They shot alaser through it. The laser goes

(39:57):
up to it stops, and then goes onthe other side. Which, according
to our physics, is impossible,

interesting. Tell

Unknown (40:05):
you what you should do. Just watch whatever the recap
episode on Skinwalker ranches,where they do all the great,
like, all the crazy shit that'scome across. Yeah, and just be
like, I mean, ignore theproduction. It's tough, man, but
this is so this is jam packed.So you worked one after another.

You're not a CIA plant. Stop saying
that a brand ambassador is whereI was going. I'm

not a CIA

okay, I didn't say that. Did you say
that? You just said that? No,

nobody said it.

I didn't hear anything. Me.
Neither. Went to Black Hole sun,yes, black hole sun, perfect.
Where'd you go? Wash away thepain. These episodes over.

Okay? It is

over. Oh, boy. Yeah, you got that curb
music? Oh yeah, I forgot.

Oh see, yeah, I

know new outro low gets an alien.

The banger, though. Them.

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