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Girthy Podcast: Comedy, Business, Tech, & Self-Improvement!
Welcome to the Girthy Podcast, where hosts Law Smith @LawSmithWorks and Eric Redinger bring you an unforgettable mix of comedy, business insights, and raw, unfiltered discussions. If you're a fan of hilarious banter, entrepreneurial advice, and candid conversations, this episode is a must-watch!
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🔸 ChatGPT Hacks & AI Tools: Discover how AI like ChatGPT can level up your life with productivity hacks, creative prompts, and even music creation. We explore the possibilities of tools like Suno AI and how to use them for innovation.
🔸 Apple vs. Spotify Business Battle: Dive into the rivalry between tech giants. From antitrust battles to subscription wars, we unpack the fascinating story of Spotify’s growth from 75M users in 2015 to nearly 500M in 2023—and what it means for entrepreneurs and tech enthusiasts.
🔸 Goals, Growth & Self-Improvement: From hitting $200K in revenue to planning hair transplants and Cybertruck purchases, we talk personal growth, setting goals, and the hilarious realities of getting older (yes, we discuss sagging noses and ball lifts too).
🔸 Comedy & Pop Culture: Laugh out loud as we debate Swedish Fish, old-school starter jackets, and whether black licorice is a blessing or a curse. Plus, wild impressions of Alex Jones, Scotland accents, and more! 🎭
🔸 Real Talk About Life: We touch on single dad life, moving houses, investing in container homes, and balancing parenting with hustling. There’s also a throwback to college regrets, partying, and the dream of owning property in Florida. 🏠
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Law Smith (00:00):
Oh,
we on island time though, Airmennow you
Eric Readinger (00:19):
can't even trace it 80s beats got the groove. Let
me face it, the last with thewords coming fast, sound waves
climb. They hit a crash. I grabthe drinks while we rake it in
cash we podcast got the vibes wethrow. Mike duck, keeping pace,
we hustle and grow. Tune in,turn up. We run this show.
Law Smith (00:50):
If you haven't checked out our last episode, we
were playing around with suno.Ai, yeah, sono suno, whatever
Eric Readinger (01:01):
you think,
Law Smith (01:03):
where you can you can tell it, and it makes pretty
good music for like, you didn'treally prompt it low you wanted
it. Here's a little cheat code.You can drop a song into, like
chat GPT to describe it and pullall the stuff you want out of
that. You know, you're
Eric Readinger (01:22):
always bringing chat GPT into things, because
it's like Google, and it didwithout chat, G, P, T,
Law Smith (01:28):
I'm I'm just telling you how to do things easier.
Bruh,
Eric Readinger (01:32):
check my, I got my new don't. You don't, don't
worry about it. You keeptalking. Remember
Law Smith (01:36):
Google like when it first came out? And you're like,
wow, I can search anything Ineed to look up. And now it
sucks.
Eric Readinger (01:43):
I remember the name being like, this will never
last with that stupid name. I'ma
Law Smith (01:47):
Lycos. Man, right? I'm an escape is not going
anywhere. Man, right, yeah. It'sone of those things where, if I
wanted to search hottie toddy,because I forgot to do that in
the intro. Oh
Eric Readinger (02:02):
man,
Law Smith (02:04):
but chat GBT has no ads as no SEO gaming, so just
kind of, for now, it just spitsout. I'm just saying if you
disagree, if what you
Eric Readinger (02:16):
don't think it has anything SEO,
Law Smith (02:19):
the only way you can kind of game it is to be a
source for answers. But that'slike, it's such a indirect way.
Or do you make your own app inthere, and it really just
directs people there. But thoseapps sure about that. Those apps
don't do sure about that. Idon't
Eric Readinger (02:35):
even know what you mean.
Law Smith (02:37):
So they have their own like directory within there.
Move on. So if you wanted to,there's like audio. So if you,
if you throw in a song, and yougo, Hey, can you now? Of course,
I play, I pay for shit. That'sonly 20 bucks. It's well worth
it. You know, I was asking ithow to vector. This is gonna
(03:00):
keep rolling. I was gonna takeChris filibuster. Thank you.
Thank
Eric Readinger (03:04):
you for humoring me. It is what, but
Law Smith (03:09):
it's, it's really hot here her. It's really hot in
her. I
Eric Readinger (03:17):
anyways,
Law Smith (03:19):
any Toodles? Do you? Do you got anything since I saw
you last,
Eric Readinger (03:25):
my dear, since yesterday?
Law Smith (03:27):
Yeah, because sometimes we do this show and
then like five things, like,after we're done, you know, like
I got I was on X Twitter, orwhatever you want to call it, my
ex. It brought up, yeah, whichone? Though? Aha. It brought up
(03:49):
Spotify, Apple Music. Someonedid a thread on it, and it was
like, Okay, we're just talkingabout oh yeah episode. And the
way Spotify went about doing itis very smart to compete with
Apple, because Apple is boxingthem out. Sure, sure, they were.
They were denying them on theapp store for a while in like,
(04:10):
2015, oh yeah, saying, like, youknow, this little thing is
wrong, you know, because theyneeded to get that Apple music
subscription money. Yeah, as aswe've read. And I think it was
traction, right? You read thattoo, right? I
Eric Readinger (04:25):
just put it in the garage. Read it at all.
Law Smith (04:28):
It's a good book to use it as a paperweight or to
lift a table. I mean, it says itis a I know what's in there. It
is a textbook, basically. But ittalks about businesses, they
become so big that they'reeither like a service business
that eventually has a product ora product company that
(04:50):
eventually has services, youknow, and that's kind of where
Apple is at. They started havingApple TV. They stopped having as
many, you know, hardware, thingsyou. Well, sure, yeah, there's
so many subscription premiumstuff. They
Eric Readinger (05:04):
tried Apple vision, bro, yeah, they're still
busters. No,
Law Smith (05:08):
they're still making products, but they also are,
like, we we have to become moresoftware based, I
Eric Readinger (05:14):
think, right? Well, I'm saying because they're
running out of shit to makeWell, right? They can
Law Smith (05:18):
only iterate all the innovative things they made the
first time,
Eric Readinger (05:22):
right? I mean, you know what's next? Well,
that's knee pads. That's
Law Smith (05:27):
what we said before the iPhone, and then the iPhone,
like blew our dicks off. It'smaybe the best invention of our
lifetime. Oh, yeah,
Eric Readinger (05:34):
easy. You think they'll make shoes? What could
they do with the shoes? Appleshoes definitely counter steps.
I think they're buying Patreon.That's not shoes, though. I
Law Smith (05:45):
know I'm just came to mind because they're they bought
beats so they got theheadphones.
Eric Readinger (05:51):
What is patriot? Patreon? Just another service. I
know. I just
Law Smith (05:54):
find it interesting what they were acquiring,
because they're very picky aboutwhat they acquire. And I saw
they, they have the shoes work.Something else got acquired that
I use on the rag, and I can'tremember, but anyway,
Eric Readinger (06:06):
we should do a thing where we just record, like
we put a recording out of justour our mics, inputs, and just
see how it's just two separateshows.
Law Smith (06:15):
Oh, just, just wait. You mean like
Eric Readinger (06:18):
solo, but up, like, our conversation now,
yeah, but it would be just myvoice and a track of just your
voice. I guess I'm just like theother person doesn't even need
to be
Law Smith (06:29):
there. Really Well, it sounds like you're like,
schizophrenic, I guess.
Eric Readinger (06:33):
Huh, huh. Why me? What?
Law Smith (06:38):
Dr Leo Marvin,
Eric Readinger (06:41):
anyways,
Law Smith (06:42):
anyway, the uh, Daniel EK, EK, I don't like
that. He's Swedish Spotify, CEO,founder, yeah. More about him
here. He looks like you, fuckyou. He looks good, fat. Are
you? They said piracy kills.Some people call me cool, Eric,
(07:03):
the music industry is dying.Piracy killed 50% rev,
Eric Readinger (07:07):
oh, the piracy fucking thing again, we're
talking 2006 when
Law Smith (07:11):
I graduated college, I don't know about you. Oh,
you're probably oh seven. Youprobably hung out for a year and
just partied.
Eric Readinger (07:17):
At least it might have been oh eight. I
Law Smith (07:20):
was telling my nieces are in college, and I was
telling them I regretted notstaying around an extra half
semester in the fall just to donothing. I had my head I want to
move to LA before I turn 22 inJune.
Eric Readinger (07:35):
Well, usually it's like, I'm gonna have money
then, no,
Law Smith (07:38):
I just had it in my head. I was like, If I don't go
do it without thinking about ittoo much. I won't move, you
know, I'll just be fat. My mybest friend ended up staying in
the our frat house with noclasses, just embarked under
like two or three times a week,and he's living the high line.
That's the dream. Went tofootball games, did everything
(08:01):
normal, except go to class.
Eric Readinger (08:04):
Is it weird? We can't even go back and fake
being in college?
Law Smith (08:07):
Oh, yeah, we're way, like, way too old. We
Eric Readinger (08:11):
definitely look like cops. I
Law Smith (08:14):
yeah, I told you. I got, I got this Buccaneers
starter jacket that's very 90s.But
Eric Readinger (08:20):
yeah, we're one of those. Are there?
Everything's coming guys, look,everything's coming
Law Smith (08:24):
back around. And all my, like, nieces that are in
college are like, Wow, I lovethat jacket. I mean, it's not
you look alone, you look it'sokay with it on, yeah? Trying to
be nice, yeah? But
Unknown (08:40):
it's Give it to me.
Law Smith (08:42):
It's hot. It's too hot. Man,
Eric Readinger (08:44):
that's true. You can't handle that kind of hot.
Yeah? Well, I can handle it.You're shirt tough right now.
Oh, yeah,
Law Smith (08:50):
for anybody not watching some video, head
Eric Readinger (08:53):
pop off. Had to pop it off. Hot. I'm still
sweaty.
Law Smith (08:57):
So anyway, the long story boring with the Spotify V
Apple Music is what happened wasSpotify did a couple things.
They go, we're gonna do antitrust in the European countries,
because they're boxing out theirtheir platform. They take 30% of
revenue on every app, I think,on the app store. I think that's
(09:20):
still that way. It might belower, but it's still pretty
high, pretty crazy. Well, theyknow what they got. They got the
they got the hardware you got touse their software. Yep, and
it's a pain in the dick to goaround it. So the growth, uh,
for Spotify, because we weretalking about that too, in 2015
is 75,000,020 23 almost 500million. And then what they did,
(09:44):
also with the antitrust, theyalso made it public what was
going on, and made it a DavidGoliath thing, and all these
other companies started comingin, all these tech companies
that are like, Yeah, fuck apple.And so they got all these people
to rally on their side. It beinga little bitch about it,
Eric Readinger (10:02):
and now we're all paying the price little
Swedish bitch
Law Smith (10:05):
about it. Yeah, I like both. If they're reading
this transcript of this podcast,does not
Eric Readinger (10:12):
look like me, bro, a fatter guy look like me?
No, it's just look
Law Smith (10:16):
every guy long hair I get compared to every white guy,
every white guy that's got thelittle stubble beard, shaved
head you're getting compared toDude, I don't like it. Why?
Because my people
Eric Readinger (10:31):
the Swedish parts, cool, actually. But why?
I don't know they're
Law Smith (10:36):
the, I mean, of Norway Swedes. I mean, they gave
us IKEA, Volvo, Lego, Volvo,
Eric Readinger (10:42):
that's a good one. Yeah, Swedish meatballs,
Law Smith (10:47):
not so great. I mean, they're okay. I need them. Well,
there's one big one I'm notthinking of right now. Is piss
me off.
Eric Readinger (10:55):
That's okay. It'll come too. It's all right.
Swedish Fish.
Law Smith (10:58):
Swedish Fish, overall, over Tober run Swiss.
Don't
Eric Readinger (11:02):
care. Anyways, what have you ever had Swedish
Law Smith (11:06):
Fish have been like, yeah, that's pretty good. I
Eric Readinger (11:08):
can't wait people buy them. I'm glad it's
all the other shit. That's their
Law Smith (11:11):
roof of my mouth and teeth,
Eric Readinger (11:13):
right? Like, why? Who likes that?
Law Smith (11:16):
It's like, Twizzlers. And what's the other one on the
West Coast? The rizzler, theother one that's just like it,
fuck whatever Red Vines. Maybeit is. Those suck too. There's
not even a debate which one'sbetter. They both blow ass.
Eric Readinger (11:32):
You know, licorice. If you like it, you
like it, you know,
Law Smith (11:36):
if you have too much black licorice, it can really
fuck you up.
Eric Readinger (11:40):
Episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, wasn't it?
Yeah, yeah, going back to thedealership for licorice. Well,
yeah. I mean, like, there's beenthings where electric Lewis shit
his pants on
Law Smith (11:49):
stage. If you have heart conditions and you go on a
flight and have black licorice,you're really fucked, like you
could easily get a heart attackor something like that. Uh huh,
I'm not gonna look it up.
Eric Readinger (11:59):
It's just being racist, but whatever. Why? Why?
Law Smith (12:05):
What are your goals this year, I didn't say in Word
licorice, like you wanted me to.I saw it in your face. What are
Eric Readinger (12:13):
your goals? I'll edit that out my
Law Smith (12:16):
goals. Edit it back
Eric Readinger (12:17):
in clear,
Law Smith (12:19):
not clear, but revenue, 200k from law, you got
some sound effects. As friend ofthe program, Dean Aker says, be
a ninja. You make that 200kmarker. That's That's like his
(12:40):
What? What?
Eric Readinger (12:42):
What does a ninja have to do with it? That's
what he calls you to say that.So I started paying attention. I
Law Smith (12:46):
don't know, but his sales ninjas, as he calls them,
the people he he's like, doingsales training and mentoring for
his thing is, like, if you canget to 200k making 200k a year,
that's your that's like hisattaboy level. Oh, I'm just
doing it for an Attaboy.
Eric Readinger (13:04):
I see head Pat.
Law Smith (13:07):
I'll next one next, let's see. I've done 30 this
year. I've done like 30,000 situps. I
Eric Readinger (13:15):
was just gonna say, what's your physical one?
You always have a physical 1183?
Law Smith (13:20):
Pounds. At some point I gotta, I gotta cut weight to
get there. And it's reallybooze. I think my nose is
getting red from casuallydrinking a little too much that,
and never wearing sunscreen as akid in
Eric Readinger (13:32):
Florida, you know, I think, oh no. More
problem if you get really
Law Smith (13:36):
close to the my nose, where the like, you know, where
you can see, like a little itlooks like a crack sidewalk. You
know, red,
Eric Readinger (13:46):
I want to launch a rocket through it. Knows. So
Law Smith (13:49):
183 would be like, that would be down to where I
was, like, 10 years ago. What
Eric Readinger (13:54):
are you at now? 205,
Law Smith (13:58):
okay, that that's doable. It's really just still
be doable. It's just booze. Myyou know what the biggest thing
I looked at all my stats from myphone or from my watch. I put
them in a spreadsheet. I waslike, What is the thing that
gets me off track? If my sleepfucks up, it fucks up
everything.
Eric Readinger (14:17):
Booze will do it, man. But booze, I feel like
it's almost worth for eatingtoo. There's more of I don't
give a shit when I'm drinking toeat whatever.
Law Smith (14:28):
Yeah, and and having, like, my kids, I have the excuse
of kids junk food in the house.But it's like, this never used
to be a problem years ago. I youknow what happens and what
knocks me out of it, if I thinkabout it as a soothing method,
I'm trying to soothe myself likea baby. Sometimes that helps
(14:49):
talk me out of all, yeah, Idon't need to eat a family size
bag
Eric Readinger (14:52):
of your feelings, right? I need, I need
a
Law Smith (14:55):
pacifier. I need that Passy to soothe me. Sometimes,
if I think about it. That wayit'll be like, Oh yeah, not
eating that shit right now. Thatshits for my kids. I'm
Eric Readinger (15:05):
I can't remember the last time I drank, and I
kind of want to try and figurethat out. Really been like,
couple months legit, and I don'teven know when it would be, huh?
I need to do that. I'm reallycurious.
Law Smith (15:20):
What about the other the other altar stuff? What
about green? Yeah, that's that'sall good. That's all good.
Eric Readinger (15:31):
What do you mean?
Law Smith (15:33):
I still like it. Well, you're not chain, chain
green and the trying to workaround this for you. Oh,
Eric Readinger (15:42):
that's yeah, leave it out of it. But, well,
you're
Law Smith (15:46):
a green thumb. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, you know,
too much gardening really fucksyou up. Yeah,
Eric Readinger (15:51):
no, it's good to take a step back from
everything, like the drinking. Idon't miss it. What it was, was
like, I would get to a point Iwas just have, like, one
drinking, like I felt like I wasgetting sick, like I felt like
my nose would run a little bit,little bit of a head. Nothing
crazy, but it was likeclockwork, Orange. Just nobody
gets that reference. I don'tknow, really, I know the movie,
(16:15):
but I don't know what partyou're talking about. After
Law Smith (16:17):
he watches all the stuff, and then he tries to go
do something, barfs, oh, he'sabout to hit someone who's like,
oh,
Eric Readinger (16:25):
not, yes, whatever, whatever. I don't
know, droog. It
Law Smith (16:31):
was like, the only book I read in high school. I
was like, Cool. And this tookout of that. Well, I, I was
like, Oh, I get this. Is aboutasshole high school kids, right?
Oh, man, give it to me. Then youwatch the Kubernetes movie and
you're like, this should havebeen NC 17 here too, right?
Probably this was, this did notmake me feel good at all in any
(16:54):
which way. No. Why do peoplefind that revere this one? Yeah.
Oh, I
Eric Readinger (17:00):
watched a Ben Affleck movie like that last
night. The accountant to knowdeep water on Hulu. I don't know
if it's new or not, but it's gotthe what's her name?
Law Smith (17:17):
Is that the medieval night rapey one?
Eric Readinger (17:20):
No, it's like a husband and wife, and the wife
is just constantly cheating onhim, and that chilled the guy,
like it's just, it was just veryicky. It was just like, what is
I didn't get the ending either.I was like, wait that for love,
what happened? I don't know. Imight have just ruined it.
Probably not.
Law Smith (17:39):
Yeah, yeah,
Eric Readinger (17:41):
it was, it was the whole thing. I mean, that
Law Smith (17:44):
sounds like something I'd have to watch with a girl
and be like, don't do that shit.
Eric Readinger (17:49):
I know. But you would like the part where the
man, the husband, Ben Affleck,gets revenge almost immediately.
Law Smith (17:55):
Oh, he gets revenge. A revenge movie now,
Eric Readinger (17:57):
but not really, though that's what's weird about
it. They don't really explainhis motivation. I thought it was
going to be like at the end,where he gets off on it all the
time, and that's how he getsoff.
Law Smith (18:07):
That's why I thought we're not selling this very
good. Like this is not
Eric Readinger (18:10):
because it was, it was just tomatoes. Got to be
a 40. It was just, you look itup. Actually, I'm curious what
it got. But just not having themotivation spelled out was kind
of just deep impact. What wasit? Deep Water? That's the exact
same thing I said. Did you whenI first heard I was like, mean,
Deep Impact, deep anything. Youknow, what else is on Hulu,
Law Smith (18:35):
the abyss. Tell me more. This is what the show's
devolved. Do you
Eric Readinger (18:39):
remember when? What do you think? What do you
think the
Law Smith (18:41):
score is? You just looked
Eric Readinger (18:43):
I didn't. I saw green, though. So it's below 50.
Well, that's the reviewers.Okay, what do you think the
audience? Audience? I go more
Law Smith (18:51):
audience rating, 6724,
Eric Readinger (18:54):
wow. That's really usually the audience is
better than the reviewers.
Law Smith (18:57):
They're a little bit easier on unless it's like an
artful like hipstery Brooklyn.Well,
Eric Readinger (19:03):
that makes total sense, because there was just
terrible ending, yeah. So
Law Smith (19:12):
we need to watch my uncle's movie. I need to get it
for my place. Do you have a DVDplayer? No, what year is it? I
don't know. That's the only wayyou can get it because it was,
it was a feature film. It'scalled positive ID, but it's, I
bought the DVD A while back,meant to watch it, and never
did. Had the movie poster in myroom growing up and like as an
(19:34):
adult dude when I moved backhere,
Eric Readinger (19:36):
might have a PlayStation somewhere where Xbox
see Xboxes don't have this diskdrive. We'll figure
Law Smith (19:44):
it out, but it might be fun to do that one night
watch that movie, because myapparently ever seen it? No,
I've never seen it. I've triedto put it on and something came
up a couple times. The coupletimes I did it when I was
married and. Um, you know,chicks in their time of the
month and stuff, but not me,bro. But what's it called? I,
(20:10):
you know, I've been, I have, Ihaven't thought about it in a
couple years. So I was like, Ohyeah, because on Christmas, my
whole family's like, you'reexactly like, Uncle Andy Andy
Anderson, Andy from Pee WeeHerman, apparently I laugh just
like him. No,
Eric Readinger (20:26):
I don't remember anytime I hear the name Andy.
That's what I say in my head
Law Smith (20:30):
to my sister. I will. So that's scary. That was
another goal, not that much, cutdown to 183 see if I can do it,
even if I have to do, like, kindof sober, go sober and like,
kind of train boxing style,like, just heavy,
Eric Readinger (20:49):
right? That's sustainable. No,
Law Smith (20:51):
no. The goal is just to get there, touch it, and then
I can blow you back, yeah? And Ican do steroids if I want
Eric Readinger (20:58):
to do it, yeah. That should be on your list.
Keep talking about it. I well, Ithat
Law Smith (21:03):
in like needles, where everybody the hair
surgery, those are the fewthings I I'm putting it out
there to think about it, toresearch it more and more, just
so
Eric Readinger (21:14):
it's not hair surgery, but for your hairline,
yeah, you
Law Smith (21:17):
do the back of the the head, like Dan soder has a
bit and he calls it hair tits,like fake tits. It's pretty
funny. You don't think that'sfunny, but apparently it's not.
I'm
Eric Readinger (21:30):
wondering if we can get two for one discount.
You
Law Smith (21:32):
don't have to go to Turkey to do it anymore. Like
the technology has gotten sogood and kind of cheaper that,
like, Hair Club for Men does it.
Eric Readinger (21:39):
I don't know if that's even the way to go. No, I
have a I've listened to
Law Smith (21:43):
all these comics rat out other comics that do it, and
then some of them will juststraight up talk about, like,
soder. So I have a whole ever if
Eric Readinger (21:51):
I did it, like, I wouldn't be like, What do you
mean? No, I have a whole like,obviously. Yeah,
Law Smith (21:55):
no, I have a whole ever note of, like, what they
did. Like, if I hear it on apodcast, I write it down,
because that information I don'treally trust again, SEO, gaming,
all that shit, online marketingstuff, I don't really trust it.
So I'd rather hear like what acomedian on a podcast would say,
because they'll tell you exactlywhat happened, good or bad. You
(22:16):
know. Anyways,
Eric Readinger (22:18):
I'm saying you don't have to necessarily do the
surgery thing. There's other,like, what's it called,
exosomes, or something, stemcells. Stem
Law Smith (22:28):
cells is another thing that would be cool, too. I
don't have, like, a huge injury,though. So why would you need a
huge injury? I don't think youdo stem cells for hair. That's
Eric Readinger (22:37):
what I'm saying. Like, I think there is a thing
that's like, exosome.
Law Smith (22:41):
This is why I'm taking my time looking into it,
because I didn't know this untilnow. You know, you
Eric Readinger (22:45):
must have looked that hard. Just wait on your a
little bit, your social mediafeeds now you'll learn all about
it a little bit.
Law Smith (22:53):
So that that would be steroids. I don't want to put
that as a goal, because then Ihave to do it. I don't know if I
want to or not. I got to reallythink that one out. Yeah, don't
do steroids, actually. Well,look at little T, just a baby,
like a tic tac, a T, you know,little
Eric Readinger (23:07):
TTT, okay. I mean,
Law Smith (23:11):
I more inflammation than anything, honestly. I guess
it
Eric Readinger (23:15):
would be fun to watch. It'd be kind of cool. Me,
personally, I wonder how much Iwould give me. I would be poking
at you to see if I can get,like, a new level of, you know,
anger going.
Law Smith (23:26):
I've heard that's a myth. I've heard like, See, I've
heard it's like this, like, guysthat get wasted, right? The guys
that get, like, angry whenthey're fucked up, they're angry
before they got fucked Oh, yeah,you know, like, I think that's a
personality, yeah, usually Ithink, if anything, I'll be
like, fucking punch me. Youcould do whatever you want, man.
(23:47):
Try it. Okay, punch me in thegut, dude. Fucking eight pack.
Try it. I'll probably be morechill.
Eric Readinger (23:55):
You're not afraid of head growth.
Law Smith (23:57):
That's HGH, though. Like, for you, My balls are a
factor. My balls are great. Idon't care if they get smaller.
They're, you know, honestly, ifwe really talk about longevity
stuff, they're gonna get long.So it might be a good might
tighten them up a little bit, ifyou think about it, ball lift,
you know, I guess
Eric Readinger (24:16):
so. Look, nose, the logic is airtight for guys,
Law Smith (24:20):
nose, ears and balls, just droop. It, those, those,
that's a triumvirate of
Eric Readinger (24:28):
they just grow. I think the balls, I don't think
they keep growing. They sad.They just, they just loosen,
baby. I mean, it's justgravity's blown. I mean, for 100
years, every
Law Smith (24:38):
comedian has had a hat joke about old men getting
dressed in the locker room andjust how gross they are. Yeah,
because they don't give up, theyjust walk around with impunity,
freedom. So that's all that'sthat's on the list. The wait one
I'll go, probably gonna have toget a new car. Was another one.
Finally, a cyber truck. I.
Unknown (25:00):
Shit. Okay?
Law Smith (25:02):
I want to get, what I've been saying on stage is I
want to get no respect fromother truck drivers right
checked. And I wanted
Eric Readinger (25:09):
just, and I wanted to have just as many
problems as my 2003
Law Smith (25:13):
times. I want to, I want to discuss women with it,
because what I've been doing onstage is going all right. You. I
want you find a woman in thecrowd and go, I want you to
speak for all women in America,because I've found they have
such a reaction to the cybertruck. And I don't know, I find
that so fascinating. Yeah. Is itsharp corners? Is it because
(25:35):
it's a tank and they're like,it's just ugly, yeah? And I'm
like, I don't ask any follow upquestions. I just go, yes, like,
I'm doing market research. I
Eric Readinger (25:45):
mean, really, there's very few people who are
like, cool cyber chat. I mean,the insides awesome. It seems
like awesome just to have it.And
Law Smith (25:55):
by the way, since I've been like, eight years old,
I've wanted to tank as a car,you know, like, that's, this is
fulfilling that need, right?
Eric Readinger (26:04):
I mean, you probably drew it one morning.
Oh, I do an accident. I made acar. It
Law Smith (26:09):
would have swords and shit that came out. Yeah,
missiles,
Eric Readinger (26:13):
yeah. I mean, give that a few years.
Law Smith (26:17):
Well, it is boat pray, and it's, you know, it's
got, what's it called Kevlar,
Eric Readinger (26:22):
I guess, right. Definitely need that.
Law Smith (26:26):
No, but it's kind of cool. You can hit it with a
grocery cart and won't get won't
Eric Readinger (26:30):
give a fuck yeah, beat the thing. Well,
Law Smith (26:34):
look, we both put a huge $100 deposit down on this
baby. You forgot you did that,didn't
Eric Readinger (26:46):
you? And money back and to charge
Law Smith (26:47):
it. You don't have to get, like, a CR you don't have
to get a crazy hookup anymore,
Eric Readinger (26:52):
right? You just have to know where, if you go
anywhere. No, you don't have tocome at home. It's not
Law Smith (26:57):
like the washer and dryer hookups anymore. It's not,
you don't have to do that shit.It's not in the Wallah. Down the
street from me, just installed abunch of charging stations. Oh,
good. So it's only four blocksaway. Hey, kids, I'll be right
back. Gotta charge the car so wecan get
Eric Readinger (27:14):
to school. How long does it take? What to
charge it? I
Law Smith (27:17):
don't know. It's a good question. I would say the
other one would be, I gotta getout of the the single dad, the
divorce dad, Pat I'm in anothergoal that one's achievable. I've
already been looking. There's acouple places that might work,
but my ex's place is so is thefurthest point in Hillsboro
(27:40):
County that she could go. And Ialmost think it's in spite of
me.
Eric Readinger (27:47):
So what are you going to do in spite of her? I
kind of, here's what
Law Smith (27:50):
I kind of want to do. I kind of want to buy land and
put try to do the containerhouse thing. Okay, that would be
a side project, but you can doit'll show her. Well, no, that
has nothing to do with her. I'mjust saying land is a good
investment anyway, right?
Eric Readinger (28:07):
Yeah, let's get a couple containers move out.
What do you Amazon's
Law Smith (28:11):
got those container houses for, like, the pre build.
You and I could build them in aweekend, and it's like, 10
grand, 20 grand. They have some.Oh, we could race. You can do an
A frame house first, like a coolski Lodgy one, you know, where
the roof hits the ground, kindof deal, not really necessary
for here, but
Eric Readinger (28:30):
I always doesn't hurt those hurricane comes
around, those always look thecoolest, you know? I mean, you
know,
Law Smith (28:37):
maybe for a guest house or something, but buying
the land container in this areain Florida, where it's probably
tripled the amount, like, or howmuch do you think it's gone up
in since COVID times? Like aninsane there's not enough
supply, really, for places.Yeah, so, like, even my place is
(28:57):
ridiculous rent. Now, over thefour years I've been there, I
was like, okay, cool. I'll keepmy overhead low. I'll move in
this single dad pad, yeah, andthen now it's already double
plus on, yeah,
Eric Readinger (29:11):
that's what's really cool about owning a
house. Oh, I could sell myhouse, make much money moving to
a place that cost us as muchenough, right? Money's gone
number. And it's like,
Law Smith (29:22):
well, it's gonna be the you just have to keep moving
out, out, out, you know, of themain part of the city, which
sucks too. But
Eric Readinger (29:30):
maybe we do that. Maybe we get some property
and get some containers, yeah,maybe
Law Smith (29:34):
we would really make this official own property
together.
Eric Readinger (29:39):
That's my partner.
Law Smith (29:41):
That would be rad. I did when you had the house next
door for sale, I was like, Ididn't think about it. Like,
maybe I should try to see it.How I can finagle. That would be
fun. Because, because it'd belike, hit me with a beer and you
throw PBR over. Oh,
Eric Readinger (29:54):
we could install pipes like they do at the bank,
and you'll, Oh, hell yeah. Nowwe're talking you need to buy
that. House.
Law Smith (30:00):
Now, no, the people bought it, fixed it up. It
doesn't
Eric Readinger (30:04):
matter. Now, remember that old, creepy
Law Smith (30:06):
lady that would walk in this place, walk in your
house, thinking was her house?
Eric Readinger (30:10):
I wouldn't call her creepy. She was. Yeah, look,
we just rip
Law Smith (30:14):
Jimmy Carter. We just saw he died. You don't like
Eric Readinger (30:17):
old people, huh?
Law Smith (30:18):
No, what? Dude, the the the ones that look like
skeletons, like
Eric Readinger (30:24):
most of them do, I know, but age, first
Law Smith (30:27):
off, the neighbor that used to have that would
come up and say, Huh, she, shewas like a ghoul.
Eric Readinger (30:35):
I mean, not to you, mind you, you know, one of
the scariest things that's everhappened to me? Is he her in a
nightgown at midnight in myhouse? Race
Unknown (30:45):
right? I was like, Jesus, right. That's so crazy,
dude. I
Eric Readinger (30:49):
mean that shit I got I got worried she go into
somebody else's house and theyblast her. Oh yeah, the ghost,
yeah,
Law Smith (30:57):
yeah, she's coming at me. Yeah, she's gonna steal
shit.
Eric Readinger (31:04):
I mean, that that was a nightmare.
Law Smith (31:06):
I think the time she spooked me over here, she had
like a blanket on so it almostlooked like, like, you know,
hanging, you know, ghosts thathave shit on them, like ripped
up, like
Eric Readinger (31:16):
pirates. I mean, we shouldn't, all right, I'm
Law Smith (31:19):
not speaking ill of the dead. She if, like, Hey,
lady up in heaven, she probablyadmit not, not her best moment,
Unknown (31:27):
sure. And then Jimmy Carter
Eric Readinger (31:29):
back, she's probably having a good laugh.
They showed like, the
Law Smith (31:32):
day before, he just died. Today. He died at 100 and
he was like, in a like, a rad, arad chair, movable chair, not a
wheelchair, something differentI've never seen, but acted as a
wheelchair. But you're
Eric Readinger (31:46):
messing with the meaning of the word rad. Now,
what it earlier? And I thought Iknew, and then you said, rad
wheelchair. It
Law Smith (31:52):
is kind of cool. You know, like the when you break
your leg, and people get thatone leg thing where you put your
knee on it, right?
Eric Readinger (31:59):
Well, that's not what he was using 100
Law Smith (32:02):
well, and I know, but I'm saying like he looks so
withered that it's it. I mean,it looked like they're putting a
dead body around, yeah,
Eric Readinger (32:14):
and now it is. And then
Law Smith (32:16):
you wouldn't change the channel, and I had to keep
moving. I
Eric Readinger (32:19):
first of all, you didn't have to watch it.
Jimmy Carter, and you could havefound the remote, it was right
there, and turned it off. Youdid
Law Smith (32:26):
a pretty good Jamaican earlier. Can you you
got any other impression?
Eric Readinger (32:30):
What you want to hear? What should we do? Took
like a skull. What fromScotland?
Law Smith (32:40):
Impression, if your fist is on your left part of
your face.
Eric Readinger (32:44):
Now I'm talking like I'm from Scotland, like I'm
about to say all the time,
Law Smith (32:48):
I found if you can mimic their mouth movement, that
helps
Eric Readinger (32:52):
a lot. Yeah? Like, yeah. You have to figure
things out. Like, if you talkwith like Indian, they talk with
the tongue in the top of theirmouth.
Law Smith (33:02):
Yeah, when I do, Alex Jones, you got to be big and you
got to go, Oh, hey, Joe,intergalactic child molesters
are in the White House.
Eric Readinger (33:11):
Who else order her dog? Vana. I want to move to
Orlando, Florida, and go toDisney World. Impressions
Law Smith (33:20):
are fun. Why do they work so well? If someone could
do a good impression just like,God,
Eric Readinger (33:25):
it's like a magic trick. Yeah, it's amazing.
It's fun. All right, that's whatwe're going do. I
Law Smith (33:32):
have any more for you. I can't doubt it. I know I
did. I did my homework. I did iton the way over here. I talked
to my friend. Chat GPT,
Eric Readinger (33:42):
Chet. His name's Chet, Chet, Chet, GPT,
Law Smith (33:48):
we have so many combos I can't find it all.
Eric Readinger (33:52):
Oh, I mean, I did do
Law Smith (33:53):
this lat, and we'll leave on that. So hey, chat GPT,
what up?
Unknown (34:00):
Hey, not much. Just here to help. How's it going
with you?
Law Smith (34:04):
Can you tell us a description of the girthy
podcast?
Unknown (34:11):
Sure, the girthy podcast is hosted by Law Smith
and features discussions onbusiness, marketing and various
topics, with a humorous twist,you made
Law Smith (34:20):
it do that. I didn't make it do anything. Dude,
that's my girl. Val what aboutwhat about my co host, Eric
redinger.
Unknown (34:30):
Eric redinger is a great co host.
Eric Readinger (34:32):
You pronounce it and then she goes out of her way
to mispronounce pronounce itafter you pronounce it
correctly. Can you hear yougood? Tell your girlfriend that
you know she sucks. Break upwith Oh, I hope everything's
okay. No, it's not, I just toldyou, it's not help. We should
have done this the wholeepisode. Where was this earlier?
(34:54):
I forgot about it.
Law Smith (34:58):
Can you tell us a fun fact to. We can end this
episode.
Unknown (35:02):
Sure. Did you know that honey never spoils?
Archeologists have found pots ofhoney in ancient Egyptian tombs
that are overthrown. I'll give ashit. And still, I don't give a
shit. I don't give a shit. Oh,
Eric Readinger (35:13):
you got any more? You have a fun fact.
Everybody knew that. How
Law Smith (35:17):
about a fun fact about business?
Unknown (35:21):
Absolutely. Here's a business. Fun fact, I don't give
a shit. I don't give a shit.Made was an automatic rice
cooker, which failedcommercially. It's a reminder
that even successful companiesoften start with something
completely different. Fucking
thing sucks.
Law Smith (35:37):
She's my honey. You better be nice to her. Hey, did
you see Tim Dylan dresses theUnited Healthcare CEO that just
got a sense. It's on Netflix forthe roast of the year.
Eric Readinger (35:52):
Chronicles knocking at your door. Who's his
loud echoes bounce off thefloor. We don't stick to the
screw. Every episode flames.It's a sonic trip. Hold on our
shoulders, but we never slip.Podcast heavy. It's a full lip
grip. Podcast got the vibes. Weflow. Miked up, keeping pace. We
(36:13):
hustle and throw tune in. Turnup. We run this show fit to make
chaos in your ears. Let it go.You.
Oh,
we on island time though, Airmennow you
Eric Readinger (00:19):
can't even trace it 80s beats got the groove. Let
me face it, the last with thewords coming fast, sound waves
climb. They hit a crash. I grabthe drinks while we rake it in
cash we podcast got the vibes wethrow. Mike duck, keeping pace,
we hustle and grow. Tune in,turn up. We run this show.
Law Smith (00:50):
If you haven't checked out our last episode, we
were playing around with suno.Ai, yeah, sono suno, whatever
Eric Readinger (01:01):
you think,
Law Smith (01:03):
where you can you can tell it, and it makes pretty
good music for like, you didn'treally prompt it low you wanted
it. Here's a little cheat code.You can drop a song into, like
chat GPT to describe it and pullall the stuff you want out of
that. You know, you're
Eric Readinger (01:22):
always bringing chat GPT into things, because
it's like Google, and it didwithout chat, G, P, T,
Law Smith (01:28):
I'm I'm just telling you how to do things easier.
Bruh,
Eric Readinger (01:32):
check my, I got my new don't. You don't, don't
worry about it. You keeptalking. Remember
Law Smith (01:36):
Google like when it first came out? And you're like,
wow, I can search anything Ineed to look up. And now it
sucks.
Eric Readinger (01:43):
I remember the name being like, this will never
last with that stupid name. I'ma
Law Smith (01:47):
Lycos. Man, right? I'm an escape is not going
anywhere. Man, right, yeah. It'sone of those things where, if I
wanted to search hottie toddy,because I forgot to do that in
the intro. Oh
Eric Readinger (02:02):
man,
Law Smith (02:04):
but chat GBT has no ads as no SEO gaming, so just
kind of, for now, it just spitsout. I'm just saying if you
disagree, if what you
Eric Readinger (02:16):
don't think it has anything SEO,
Law Smith (02:19):
the only way you can kind of game it is to be a
source for answers. But that'slike, it's such a indirect way.
Or do you make your own app inthere, and it really just
directs people there. But thoseapps sure about that. Those apps
don't do sure about that. Idon't
Eric Readinger (02:35):
even know what you mean.
Law Smith (02:37):
So they have their own like directory within there.
Move on. So if you wanted to,there's like audio. So if you,
if you throw in a song, and yougo, Hey, can you now? Of course,
I play, I pay for shit. That'sonly 20 bucks. It's well worth
it. You know, I was asking ithow to vector. This is gonna
(03:00):
keep rolling. I was gonna takeChris filibuster. Thank you.
Thank
Eric Readinger (03:04):
you for humoring me. It is what, but
Law Smith (03:09):
it's, it's really hot here her. It's really hot in
her. I
Eric Readinger (03:17):
anyways,
Law Smith (03:19):
any Toodles? Do you? Do you got anything since I saw
you last,
Eric Readinger (03:25):
my dear, since yesterday?
Law Smith (03:27):
Yeah, because sometimes we do this show and
then like five things, like,after we're done, you know, like
I got I was on X Twitter, orwhatever you want to call it, my
ex. It brought up, yeah, whichone? Though? Aha. It brought up
(03:49):
Spotify, Apple Music. Someonedid a thread on it, and it was
like, Okay, we're just talkingabout oh yeah episode. And the
way Spotify went about doing itis very smart to compete with
Apple, because Apple is boxingthem out. Sure, sure, they were.
They were denying them on theapp store for a while in like,
(04:10):
2015, oh yeah, saying, like, youknow, this little thing is
wrong, you know, because theyneeded to get that Apple music
subscription money. Yeah, as aswe've read. And I think it was
traction, right? You read thattoo, right? I
Eric Readinger (04:25):
just put it in the garage. Read it at all.
Law Smith (04:28):
It's a good book to use it as a paperweight or to
lift a table. I mean, it says itis a I know what's in there. It
is a textbook, basically. But ittalks about businesses, they
become so big that they'reeither like a service business
that eventually has a product ora product company that
(04:50):
eventually has services, youknow, and that's kind of where
Apple is at. They started havingApple TV. They stopped having as
many, you know, hardware, thingsyou. Well, sure, yeah, there's
so many subscription premiumstuff. They
Eric Readinger (05:04):
tried Apple vision, bro, yeah, they're still
busters. No,
Law Smith (05:08):
they're still making products, but they also are,
like, we we have to become moresoftware based, I
Eric Readinger (05:14):
think, right? Well, I'm saying because they're
running out of shit to makeWell, right? They can
Law Smith (05:18):
only iterate all the innovative things they made the
first time,
Eric Readinger (05:22):
right? I mean, you know what's next? Well,
that's knee pads. That's
Law Smith (05:27):
what we said before the iPhone, and then the iPhone,
like blew our dicks off. It'smaybe the best invention of our
lifetime. Oh, yeah,
Eric Readinger (05:34):
easy. You think they'll make shoes? What could
they do with the shoes? Appleshoes definitely counter steps.
I think they're buying Patreon.That's not shoes, though. I
Law Smith (05:45):
know I'm just came to mind because they're they bought
beats so they got theheadphones.
Eric Readinger (05:51):
What is patriot? Patreon? Just another service. I
know. I just
Law Smith (05:54):
find it interesting what they were acquiring,
because they're very picky aboutwhat they acquire. And I saw
they, they have the shoes work.Something else got acquired that
I use on the rag, and I can'tremember, but anyway,
Eric Readinger (06:06):
we should do a thing where we just record, like
we put a recording out of justour our mics, inputs, and just
see how it's just two separateshows.
Law Smith (06:15):
Oh, just, just wait. You mean like
Eric Readinger (06:18):
solo, but up, like, our conversation now,
yeah, but it would be just myvoice and a track of just your
voice. I guess I'm just like theother person doesn't even need
to be
Law Smith (06:29):
there. Really Well, it sounds like you're like,
schizophrenic, I guess.
Eric Readinger (06:33):
Huh, huh. Why me? What?
Law Smith (06:38):
Dr Leo Marvin,
Eric Readinger (06:41):
anyways,
Law Smith (06:42):
anyway, the uh, Daniel EK, EK, I don't like
that. He's Swedish Spotify, CEO,founder, yeah. More about him
here. He looks like you, fuckyou. He looks good, fat. Are
you? They said piracy kills.Some people call me cool, Eric,
(07:03):
the music industry is dying.Piracy killed 50% rev,
Eric Readinger (07:07):
oh, the piracy fucking thing again, we're
talking 2006 when
Law Smith (07:11):
I graduated college, I don't know about you. Oh,
you're probably oh seven. Youprobably hung out for a year and
just partied.
Eric Readinger (07:17):
At least it might have been oh eight. I
Law Smith (07:20):
was telling my nieces are in college, and I was
telling them I regretted notstaying around an extra half
semester in the fall just to donothing. I had my head I want to
move to LA before I turn 22 inJune.
Eric Readinger (07:35):
Well, usually it's like, I'm gonna have money
then, no,
Law Smith (07:38):
I just had it in my head. I was like, If I don't go
do it without thinking about ittoo much. I won't move, you
know, I'll just be fat. My mybest friend ended up staying in
the our frat house with noclasses, just embarked under
like two or three times a week,and he's living the high line.
That's the dream. Went tofootball games, did everything
(08:01):
normal, except go to class.
Eric Readinger (08:04):
Is it weird? We can't even go back and fake
being in college?
Law Smith (08:07):
Oh, yeah, we're way, like, way too old. We
Eric Readinger (08:11):
definitely look like cops. I
Law Smith (08:14):
yeah, I told you. I got, I got this Buccaneers
starter jacket that's very 90s.But
Eric Readinger (08:20):
yeah, we're one of those. Are there?
Everything's coming guys, look,everything's coming
Law Smith (08:24):
back around. And all my, like, nieces that are in
college are like, Wow, I lovethat jacket. I mean, it's not
you look alone, you look it'sokay with it on, yeah? Trying to
be nice, yeah? But
Unknown (08:40):
it's Give it to me.
Law Smith (08:42):
It's hot. It's too hot. Man,
Eric Readinger (08:44):
that's true. You can't handle that kind of hot.
Yeah? Well, I can handle it.You're shirt tough right now.
Oh, yeah,
Law Smith (08:50):
for anybody not watching some video, head
Eric Readinger (08:53):
pop off. Had to pop it off. Hot. I'm still
sweaty.
Law Smith (08:57):
So anyway, the long story boring with the Spotify V
Apple Music is what happened wasSpotify did a couple things.
They go, we're gonna do antitrust in the European countries,
because they're boxing out theirtheir platform. They take 30% of
revenue on every app, I think,on the app store. I think that's
(09:20):
still that way. It might belower, but it's still pretty
high, pretty crazy. Well, theyknow what they got. They got the
they got the hardware you got touse their software. Yep, and
it's a pain in the dick to goaround it. So the growth, uh,
for Spotify, because we weretalking about that too, in 2015
is 75,000,020 23 almost 500million. And then what they did,
(09:44):
also with the antitrust, theyalso made it public what was
going on, and made it a DavidGoliath thing, and all these
other companies started comingin, all these tech companies
that are like, Yeah, fuck apple.And so they got all these people
to rally on their side. It beinga little bitch about it,
Eric Readinger (10:02):
and now we're all paying the price little
Swedish bitch
Law Smith (10:05):
about it. Yeah, I like both. If they're reading
this transcript of this podcast,does not
Eric Readinger (10:12):
look like me, bro, a fatter guy look like me?
No, it's just look
Law Smith (10:16):
every guy long hair I get compared to every white guy,
every white guy that's got thelittle stubble beard, shaved
head you're getting compared toDude, I don't like it. Why?
Because my people
Eric Readinger (10:31):
the Swedish parts, cool, actually. But why?
I don't know they're
Law Smith (10:36):
the, I mean, of Norway Swedes. I mean, they gave
us IKEA, Volvo, Lego, Volvo,
Eric Readinger (10:42):
that's a good one. Yeah, Swedish meatballs,
Law Smith (10:47):
not so great. I mean, they're okay. I need them. Well,
there's one big one I'm notthinking of right now. Is piss
me off.
Eric Readinger (10:55):
That's okay. It'll come too. It's all right.
Swedish Fish.
Law Smith (10:58):
Swedish Fish, overall, over Tober run Swiss.
Don't
Eric Readinger (11:02):
care. Anyways, what have you ever had Swedish
Law Smith (11:06):
Fish have been like, yeah, that's pretty good. I
Eric Readinger (11:08):
can't wait people buy them. I'm glad it's
all the other shit. That's their
Law Smith (11:11):
roof of my mouth and teeth,
Eric Readinger (11:13):
right? Like, why? Who likes that?
Law Smith (11:16):
It's like, Twizzlers. And what's the other one on the
West Coast? The rizzler, theother one that's just like it,
fuck whatever Red Vines. Maybeit is. Those suck too. There's
not even a debate which one'sbetter. They both blow ass.
Eric Readinger (11:32):
You know, licorice. If you like it, you
like it, you know,
Law Smith (11:36):
if you have too much black licorice, it can really
fuck you up.
Eric Readinger (11:40):
Episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, wasn't it?
Yeah, yeah, going back to thedealership for licorice. Well,
yeah. I mean, like, there's beenthings where electric Lewis shit
his pants on
Law Smith (11:49):
stage. If you have heart conditions and you go on a
flight and have black licorice,you're really fucked, like you
could easily get a heart attackor something like that. Uh huh,
I'm not gonna look it up.
Eric Readinger (11:59):
It's just being racist, but whatever. Why? Why?
Law Smith (12:05):
What are your goals this year, I didn't say in Word
licorice, like you wanted me to.I saw it in your face. What are
Eric Readinger (12:13):
your goals? I'll edit that out my
Law Smith (12:16):
goals. Edit it back
Eric Readinger (12:17):
in clear,
Law Smith (12:19):
not clear, but revenue, 200k from law, you got
some sound effects. As friend ofthe program, Dean Aker says, be
a ninja. You make that 200kmarker. That's That's like his
(12:40):
What? What?
Eric Readinger (12:42):
What does a ninja have to do with it? That's
what he calls you to say that.So I started paying attention. I
Law Smith (12:46):
don't know, but his sales ninjas, as he calls them,
the people he he's like, doingsales training and mentoring for
his thing is, like, if you canget to 200k making 200k a year,
that's your that's like hisattaboy level. Oh, I'm just
doing it for an Attaboy.
Eric Readinger (13:04):
I see head Pat.
Law Smith (13:07):
I'll next one next, let's see. I've done 30 this
year. I've done like 30,000 situps. I
Eric Readinger (13:15):
was just gonna say, what's your physical one?
You always have a physical 1183?
Law Smith (13:20):
Pounds. At some point I gotta, I gotta cut weight to
get there. And it's reallybooze. I think my nose is
getting red from casuallydrinking a little too much that,
and never wearing sunscreen as akid in
Eric Readinger (13:32):
Florida, you know, I think, oh no. More
problem if you get really
Law Smith (13:36):
close to the my nose, where the like, you know, where
you can see, like a little itlooks like a crack sidewalk. You
know, red,
Eric Readinger (13:46):
I want to launch a rocket through it. Knows. So
Law Smith (13:49):
183 would be like, that would be down to where I
was, like, 10 years ago. What
Eric Readinger (13:54):
are you at now? 205,
Law Smith (13:58):
okay, that that's doable. It's really just still
be doable. It's just booze. Myyou know what the biggest thing
I looked at all my stats from myphone or from my watch. I put
them in a spreadsheet. I waslike, What is the thing that
gets me off track? If my sleepfucks up, it fucks up
everything.
Eric Readinger (14:17):
Booze will do it, man. But booze, I feel like
it's almost worth for eatingtoo. There's more of I don't
give a shit when I'm drinking toeat whatever.
Law Smith (14:28):
Yeah, and and having, like, my kids, I have the excuse
of kids junk food in the house.But it's like, this never used
to be a problem years ago. I youknow what happens and what
knocks me out of it, if I thinkabout it as a soothing method,
I'm trying to soothe myself likea baby. Sometimes that helps
(14:49):
talk me out of all, yeah, Idon't need to eat a family size
bag
Eric Readinger (14:52):
of your feelings, right? I need, I need
a
Law Smith (14:55):
pacifier. I need that Passy to soothe me. Sometimes,
if I think about it. That wayit'll be like, Oh yeah, not
eating that shit right now. Thatshits for my kids. I'm
Eric Readinger (15:05):
I can't remember the last time I drank, and I
kind of want to try and figurethat out. Really been like,
couple months legit, and I don'teven know when it would be, huh?
I need to do that. I'm reallycurious.
Law Smith (15:20):
What about the other the other altar stuff? What
about green? Yeah, that's that'sall good. That's all good.
Eric Readinger (15:31):
What do you mean?
Law Smith (15:33):
I still like it. Well, you're not chain, chain
green and the trying to workaround this for you. Oh,
Eric Readinger (15:42):
that's yeah, leave it out of it. But, well,
you're
Law Smith (15:46):
a green thumb. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, you know,
too much gardening really fucksyou up. Yeah,
Eric Readinger (15:51):
no, it's good to take a step back from
everything, like the drinking. Idon't miss it. What it was, was
like, I would get to a point Iwas just have, like, one
drinking, like I felt like I wasgetting sick, like I felt like
my nose would run a little bit,little bit of a head. Nothing
crazy, but it was likeclockwork, Orange. Just nobody
gets that reference. I don'tknow, really, I know the movie,
(16:15):
but I don't know what partyou're talking about. After
Law Smith (16:17):
he watches all the stuff, and then he tries to go
do something, barfs, oh, he'sabout to hit someone who's like,
oh,
Eric Readinger (16:25):
not, yes, whatever, whatever. I don't
know, droog. It
Law Smith (16:31):
was like, the only book I read in high school. I
was like, Cool. And this tookout of that. Well, I, I was
like, Oh, I get this. Is aboutasshole high school kids, right?
Oh, man, give it to me. Then youwatch the Kubernetes movie and
you're like, this should havebeen NC 17 here too, right?
Probably this was, this did notmake me feel good at all in any
(16:54):
which way. No. Why do peoplefind that revere this one? Yeah.
Oh, I
Eric Readinger (17:00):
watched a Ben Affleck movie like that last
night. The accountant to knowdeep water on Hulu. I don't know
if it's new or not, but it's gotthe what's her name?
Law Smith (17:17):
Is that the medieval night rapey one?
Eric Readinger (17:20):
No, it's like a husband and wife, and the wife
is just constantly cheating onhim, and that chilled the guy,
like it's just, it was just veryicky. It was just like, what is
I didn't get the ending either.I was like, wait that for love,
what happened? I don't know. Imight have just ruined it.
Probably not.
Law Smith (17:39):
Yeah, yeah,
Eric Readinger (17:41):
it was, it was the whole thing. I mean, that
Law Smith (17:44):
sounds like something I'd have to watch with a girl
and be like, don't do that shit.
Eric Readinger (17:49):
I know. But you would like the part where the
man, the husband, Ben Affleck,gets revenge almost immediately.
Law Smith (17:55):
Oh, he gets revenge. A revenge movie now,
Eric Readinger (17:57):
but not really, though that's what's weird about
it. They don't really explainhis motivation. I thought it was
going to be like at the end,where he gets off on it all the
time, and that's how he getsoff.
Law Smith (18:07):
That's why I thought we're not selling this very
good. Like this is not
Eric Readinger (18:10):
because it was, it was just tomatoes. Got to be
a 40. It was just, you look itup. Actually, I'm curious what
it got. But just not having themotivation spelled out was kind
of just deep impact. What wasit? Deep Water? That's the exact
same thing I said. Did you whenI first heard I was like, mean,
Deep Impact, deep anything. Youknow, what else is on Hulu,
Law Smith (18:35):
the abyss. Tell me more. This is what the show's
devolved. Do you
Eric Readinger (18:39):
remember when? What do you think? What do you
think the
Law Smith (18:41):
score is? You just looked
Eric Readinger (18:43):
I didn't. I saw green, though. So it's below 50.
Well, that's the reviewers.Okay, what do you think the
audience? Audience? I go more
Law Smith (18:51):
audience rating, 6724,
Eric Readinger (18:54):
wow. That's really usually the audience is
better than the reviewers.
Law Smith (18:57):
They're a little bit easier on unless it's like an
artful like hipstery Brooklyn.Well,
Eric Readinger (19:03):
that makes total sense, because there was just
terrible ending, yeah. So
Law Smith (19:12):
we need to watch my uncle's movie. I need to get it
for my place. Do you have a DVDplayer? No, what year is it? I
don't know. That's the only wayyou can get it because it was,
it was a feature film. It'scalled positive ID, but it's, I
bought the DVD A while back,meant to watch it, and never
did. Had the movie poster in myroom growing up and like as an
(19:34):
adult dude when I moved backhere,
Eric Readinger (19:36):
might have a PlayStation somewhere where Xbox
see Xboxes don't have this diskdrive. We'll figure
Law Smith (19:44):
it out, but it might be fun to do that one night
watch that movie, because myapparently ever seen it? No,
I've never seen it. I've triedto put it on and something came
up a couple times. The coupletimes I did it when I was
married and. Um, you know,chicks in their time of the
month and stuff, but not me,bro. But what's it called? I,
(20:10):
you know, I've been, I have, Ihaven't thought about it in a
couple years. So I was like, Ohyeah, because on Christmas, my
whole family's like, you'reexactly like, Uncle Andy Andy
Anderson, Andy from Pee WeeHerman, apparently I laugh just
like him. No,
Eric Readinger (20:26):
I don't remember anytime I hear the name Andy.
That's what I say in my head
Law Smith (20:30):
to my sister. I will. So that's scary. That was
another goal, not that much, cutdown to 183 see if I can do it,
even if I have to do, like, kindof sober, go sober and like,
kind of train boxing style,like, just heavy,
Eric Readinger (20:49):
right? That's sustainable. No,
Law Smith (20:51):
no. The goal is just to get there, touch it, and then
I can blow you back, yeah? And Ican do steroids if I want
Eric Readinger (20:58):
to do it, yeah. That should be on your list.
Keep talking about it. I well, Ithat
Law Smith (21:03):
in like needles, where everybody the hair
surgery, those are the fewthings I I'm putting it out
there to think about it, toresearch it more and more, just
so
Eric Readinger (21:14):
it's not hair surgery, but for your hairline,
yeah, you
Law Smith (21:17):
do the back of the the head, like Dan soder has a
bit and he calls it hair tits,like fake tits. It's pretty
funny. You don't think that'sfunny, but apparently it's not.
I'm
Eric Readinger (21:30):
wondering if we can get two for one discount.
You
Law Smith (21:32):
don't have to go to Turkey to do it anymore. Like
the technology has gotten sogood and kind of cheaper that,
like, Hair Club for Men does it.
Eric Readinger (21:39):
I don't know if that's even the way to go. No, I
have a I've listened to
Law Smith (21:43):
all these comics rat out other comics that do it, and
then some of them will juststraight up talk about, like,
soder. So I have a whole ever if
Eric Readinger (21:51):
I did it, like, I wouldn't be like, What do you
mean? No, I have a whole like,obviously. Yeah,
Law Smith (21:55):
no, I have a whole ever note of, like, what they
did. Like, if I hear it on apodcast, I write it down,
because that information I don'treally trust again, SEO, gaming,
all that shit, online marketingstuff, I don't really trust it.
So I'd rather hear like what acomedian on a podcast would say,
because they'll tell you exactlywhat happened, good or bad. You
(22:16):
know. Anyways,
Eric Readinger (22:18):
I'm saying you don't have to necessarily do the
surgery thing. There's other,like, what's it called,
exosomes, or something, stemcells. Stem
Law Smith (22:28):
cells is another thing that would be cool, too. I
don't have, like, a huge injury,though. So why would you need a
huge injury? I don't think youdo stem cells for hair. That's
Eric Readinger (22:37):
what I'm saying. Like, I think there is a thing
that's like, exosome.
Law Smith (22:41):
This is why I'm taking my time looking into it,
because I didn't know this untilnow. You know, you
Eric Readinger (22:45):
must have looked that hard. Just wait on your a
little bit, your social mediafeeds now you'll learn all about
it a little bit.
Law Smith (22:53):
So that that would be steroids. I don't want to put
that as a goal, because then Ihave to do it. I don't know if I
want to or not. I got to reallythink that one out. Yeah, don't
do steroids, actually. Well,look at little T, just a baby,
like a tic tac, a T, you know,little
Eric Readinger (23:07):
TTT, okay. I mean,
Law Smith (23:11):
I more inflammation than anything, honestly. I guess
it
Eric Readinger (23:15):
would be fun to watch. It'd be kind of cool. Me,
personally, I wonder how much Iwould give me. I would be poking
at you to see if I can get,like, a new level of, you know,
anger going.
Law Smith (23:26):
I've heard that's a myth. I've heard like, See, I've
heard it's like this, like, guysthat get wasted, right? The guys
that get, like, angry whenthey're fucked up, they're angry
before they got fucked Oh, yeah,you know, like, I think that's a
personality, yeah, usually Ithink, if anything, I'll be
like, fucking punch me. Youcould do whatever you want, man.
(23:47):
Try it. Okay, punch me in thegut, dude. Fucking eight pack.
Try it. I'll probably be morechill.
Eric Readinger (23:55):
You're not afraid of head growth.
Law Smith (23:57):
That's HGH, though. Like, for you, My balls are a
factor. My balls are great. Idon't care if they get smaller.
They're, you know, honestly, ifwe really talk about longevity
stuff, they're gonna get long.So it might be a good might
tighten them up a little bit, ifyou think about it, ball lift,
you know, I guess
Eric Readinger (24:16):
so. Look, nose, the logic is airtight for guys,
Law Smith (24:20):
nose, ears and balls, just droop. It, those, those,
that's a triumvirate of
Eric Readinger (24:28):
they just grow. I think the balls, I don't think
they keep growing. They sad.They just, they just loosen,
baby. I mean, it's justgravity's blown. I mean, for 100
years, every
Law Smith (24:38):
comedian has had a hat joke about old men getting
dressed in the locker room andjust how gross they are. Yeah,
because they don't give up, theyjust walk around with impunity,
freedom. So that's all that'sthat's on the list. The wait one
I'll go, probably gonna have toget a new car. Was another one.
Finally, a cyber truck. I.
Unknown (25:00):
Shit. Okay?
Law Smith (25:02):
I want to get, what I've been saying on stage is I
want to get no respect fromother truck drivers right
checked. And I wanted
Eric Readinger (25:09):
just, and I wanted to have just as many
problems as my 2003
Law Smith (25:13):
times. I want to, I want to discuss women with it,
because what I've been doing onstage is going all right. You. I
want you find a woman in thecrowd and go, I want you to
speak for all women in America,because I've found they have
such a reaction to the cybertruck. And I don't know, I find
that so fascinating. Yeah. Is itsharp corners? Is it because
(25:35):
it's a tank and they're like,it's just ugly, yeah? And I'm
like, I don't ask any follow upquestions. I just go, yes, like,
I'm doing market research. I
Eric Readinger (25:45):
mean, really, there's very few people who are
like, cool cyber chat. I mean,the insides awesome. It seems
like awesome just to have it.And
Law Smith (25:55):
by the way, since I've been like, eight years old,
I've wanted to tank as a car,you know, like, that's, this is
fulfilling that need, right?
Eric Readinger (26:04):
I mean, you probably drew it one morning.
Oh, I do an accident. I made acar. It
Law Smith (26:09):
would have swords and shit that came out. Yeah,
missiles,
Eric Readinger (26:13):
yeah. I mean, give that a few years.
Law Smith (26:17):
Well, it is boat pray, and it's, you know, it's
got, what's it called Kevlar,
Eric Readinger (26:22):
I guess, right. Definitely need that.
Law Smith (26:26):
No, but it's kind of cool. You can hit it with a
grocery cart and won't get won't
Eric Readinger (26:30):
give a fuck yeah, beat the thing. Well,
Law Smith (26:34):
look, we both put a huge $100 deposit down on this
baby. You forgot you did that,didn't
Eric Readinger (26:46):
you? And money back and to charge
Law Smith (26:47):
it. You don't have to get, like, a CR you don't have
to get a crazy hookup anymore,
Eric Readinger (26:52):
right? You just have to know where, if you go
anywhere. No, you don't have tocome at home. It's not
Law Smith (26:57):
like the washer and dryer hookups anymore. It's not,
you don't have to do that shit.It's not in the Wallah. Down the
street from me, just installed abunch of charging stations. Oh,
good. So it's only four blocksaway. Hey, kids, I'll be right
back. Gotta charge the car so wecan get
Eric Readinger (27:14):
to school. How long does it take? What to
charge it? I
Law Smith (27:17):
don't know. It's a good question. I would say the
other one would be, I gotta getout of the the single dad, the
divorce dad, Pat I'm in anothergoal that one's achievable. I've
already been looking. There's acouple places that might work,
but my ex's place is so is thefurthest point in Hillsboro
(27:40):
County that she could go. And Ialmost think it's in spite of
me.
Eric Readinger (27:47):
So what are you going to do in spite of her? I
kind of, here's what
Law Smith (27:50):
I kind of want to do. I kind of want to buy land and
put try to do the containerhouse thing. Okay, that would be
a side project, but you can doit'll show her. Well, no, that
has nothing to do with her. I'mjust saying land is a good
investment anyway, right?
Eric Readinger (28:07):
Yeah, let's get a couple containers move out.
What do you Amazon's
Law Smith (28:11):
got those container houses for, like, the pre build.
You and I could build them in aweekend, and it's like, 10
grand, 20 grand. They have some.Oh, we could race. You can do an
A frame house first, like a coolski Lodgy one, you know, where
the roof hits the ground, kindof deal, not really necessary
for here, but
Eric Readinger (28:30):
I always doesn't hurt those hurricane comes
around, those always look thecoolest, you know? I mean, you
know,
Law Smith (28:37):
maybe for a guest house or something, but buying
the land container in this areain Florida, where it's probably
tripled the amount, like, or howmuch do you think it's gone up
in since COVID times? Like aninsane there's not enough
supply, really, for places.Yeah, so, like, even my place is
(28:57):
ridiculous rent. Now, over thefour years I've been there, I
was like, okay, cool. I'll keepmy overhead low. I'll move in
this single dad pad, yeah, andthen now it's already double
plus on, yeah,
Eric Readinger (29:11):
that's what's really cool about owning a
house. Oh, I could sell myhouse, make much money moving to
a place that cost us as muchenough, right? Money's gone
number. And it's like,
Law Smith (29:22):
well, it's gonna be the you just have to keep moving
out, out, out, you know, of themain part of the city, which
sucks too. But
Eric Readinger (29:30):
maybe we do that. Maybe we get some property
and get some containers, yeah,maybe
Law Smith (29:34):
we would really make this official own property
together.
Eric Readinger (29:39):
That's my partner.
Law Smith (29:41):
That would be rad. I did when you had the house next
door for sale, I was like, Ididn't think about it. Like,
maybe I should try to see it.How I can finagle. That would be
fun. Because, because it'd belike, hit me with a beer and you
throw PBR over. Oh,
Eric Readinger (29:54):
we could install pipes like they do at the bank,
and you'll, Oh, hell yeah. Nowwe're talking you need to buy
that. House.
Law Smith (30:00):
Now, no, the people bought it, fixed it up. It
doesn't
Eric Readinger (30:04):
matter. Now, remember that old, creepy
Law Smith (30:06):
lady that would walk in this place, walk in your
house, thinking was her house?
Eric Readinger (30:10):
I wouldn't call her creepy. She was. Yeah, look,
we just rip
Law Smith (30:14):
Jimmy Carter. We just saw he died. You don't like
Eric Readinger (30:17):
old people, huh?
Law Smith (30:18):
No, what? Dude, the the the ones that look like
skeletons, like
Eric Readinger (30:24):
most of them do, I know, but age, first
Law Smith (30:27):
off, the neighbor that used to have that would
come up and say, Huh, she, shewas like a ghoul.
Eric Readinger (30:35):
I mean, not to you, mind you, you know, one of
the scariest things that's everhappened to me? Is he her in a
nightgown at midnight in myhouse? Race
Unknown (30:45):
right? I was like, Jesus, right. That's so crazy,
dude. I
Eric Readinger (30:49):
mean that shit I got I got worried she go into
somebody else's house and theyblast her. Oh yeah, the ghost,
yeah,
Law Smith (30:57):
yeah, she's coming at me. Yeah, she's gonna steal
shit.
Eric Readinger (31:04):
I mean, that that was a nightmare.
Law Smith (31:06):
I think the time she spooked me over here, she had
like a blanket on so it almostlooked like, like, you know,
hanging, you know, ghosts thathave shit on them, like ripped
up, like
Eric Readinger (31:16):
pirates. I mean, we shouldn't, all right, I'm
Law Smith (31:19):
not speaking ill of the dead. She if, like, Hey,
lady up in heaven, she probablyadmit not, not her best moment,
Unknown (31:27):
sure. And then Jimmy Carter
Eric Readinger (31:29):
back, she's probably having a good laugh.
They showed like, the
Law Smith (31:32):
day before, he just died. Today. He died at 100 and
he was like, in a like, a rad, arad chair, movable chair, not a
wheelchair, something differentI've never seen, but acted as a
wheelchair. But you're
Eric Readinger (31:46):
messing with the meaning of the word rad. Now,
what it earlier? And I thought Iknew, and then you said, rad
wheelchair. It
Law Smith (31:52):
is kind of cool. You know, like the when you break
your leg, and people get thatone leg thing where you put your
knee on it, right?
Eric Readinger (31:59):
Well, that's not what he was using 100
Law Smith (32:02):
well, and I know, but I'm saying like he looks so
withered that it's it. I mean,it looked like they're putting a
dead body around, yeah,
Eric Readinger (32:14):
and now it is. And then
Law Smith (32:16):
you wouldn't change the channel, and I had to keep
moving. I
Eric Readinger (32:19):
first of all, you didn't have to watch it.
Jimmy Carter, and you could havefound the remote, it was right
there, and turned it off. Youdid
Law Smith (32:26):
a pretty good Jamaican earlier. Can you you
got any other impression?
Eric Readinger (32:30):
What you want to hear? What should we do? Took
like a skull. What fromScotland?
Law Smith (32:40):
Impression, if your fist is on your left part of
your face.
Eric Readinger (32:44):
Now I'm talking like I'm from Scotland, like I'm
about to say all the time,
Law Smith (32:48):
I found if you can mimic their mouth movement, that
helps
Eric Readinger (32:52):
a lot. Yeah? Like, yeah. You have to figure
things out. Like, if you talkwith like Indian, they talk with
the tongue in the top of theirmouth.
Law Smith (33:02):
Yeah, when I do, Alex Jones, you got to be big and you
got to go, Oh, hey, Joe,intergalactic child molesters
are in the White House.
Eric Readinger (33:11):
Who else order her dog? Vana. I want to move to
Orlando, Florida, and go toDisney World. Impressions
Law Smith (33:20):
are fun. Why do they work so well? If someone could
do a good impression just like,God,
Eric Readinger (33:25):
it's like a magic trick. Yeah, it's amazing.
It's fun. All right, that's whatwe're going do. I
Law Smith (33:32):
have any more for you. I can't doubt it. I know I
did. I did my homework. I did iton the way over here. I talked
to my friend. Chat GPT,
Eric Readinger (33:42):
Chet. His name's Chet, Chet, Chet, GPT,
Law Smith (33:48):
we have so many combos I can't find it all.
Eric Readinger (33:52):
Oh, I mean, I did do
Law Smith (33:53):
this lat, and we'll leave on that. So hey, chat GPT,
what up?
Unknown (34:00):
Hey, not much. Just here to help. How's it going
with you?
Law Smith (34:04):
Can you tell us a description of the girthy
podcast?
Unknown (34:11):
Sure, the girthy podcast is hosted by Law Smith
and features discussions onbusiness, marketing and various
topics, with a humorous twist,you made
Law Smith (34:20):
it do that. I didn't make it do anything. Dude,
that's my girl. Val what aboutwhat about my co host, Eric
redinger.
Unknown (34:30):
Eric redinger is a great co host.
Eric Readinger (34:32):
You pronounce it and then she goes out of her way
to mispronounce pronounce itafter you pronounce it
correctly. Can you hear yougood? Tell your girlfriend that
you know she sucks. Break upwith Oh, I hope everything's
okay. No, it's not, I just toldyou, it's not help. We should
have done this the wholeepisode. Where was this earlier?
(34:54):
I forgot about it.
Law Smith (34:58):
Can you tell us a fun fact to. We can end this
episode.
Unknown (35:02):
Sure. Did you know that honey never spoils?
Archeologists have found pots ofhoney in ancient Egyptian tombs
that are overthrown. I'll give ashit. And still, I don't give a
shit. I don't give a shit. Oh,
Eric Readinger (35:13):
you got any more? You have a fun fact.
Everybody knew that. How
Law Smith (35:17):
about a fun fact about business?
Unknown (35:21):
Absolutely. Here's a business. Fun fact, I don't give
a shit. I don't give a shit.Made was an automatic rice
cooker, which failedcommercially. It's a reminder
that even successful companiesoften start with something
completely different. Fucking
thing sucks.
Law Smith (35:37):
She's my honey. You better be nice to her. Hey, did
you see Tim Dylan dresses theUnited Healthcare CEO that just
got a sense. It's on Netflix forthe roast of the year.
Eric Readinger (35:52):
Chronicles knocking at your door. Who's his
loud echoes bounce off thefloor. We don't stick to the
screw. Every episode flames.It's a sonic trip. Hold on our
shoulders, but we never slip.Podcast heavy. It's a full lip
grip. Podcast got the vibes. Weflow. Miked up, keeping pace. We
(36:13):
hustle and throw tune in. Turnup. We run this show fit to make
chaos in your ears. Let it go.You.
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