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Speaker 1 (00:05):
This is data Specialist standers of the Data Redundancy Project
SEP six zero four object class is safe Special Containment
Procedures SCP six zero four consists of a set of
objects which all exhibit the same properties and are contained together.
Access is restricted to authorized personnel and anyone attempting to
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access the containment area without authorization will be immediately detained.
All interaction and testing must be cleared with site Command.
Any staff interacting with SEP six zero four must submit
to psychological testing before and after interaction. Requests for reports
on testing events, subject reactions, and audio video recordings must
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be cleared with Central Records and may not be removed
from the record viewing area. Description SCP six zero four
is a set of tableware and dishes consisting of nineteen
plates of various sizes and designs, into twenty one goblets,
champagne flutes, and other wineglasses. Several are ornately gilded, studded
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with diamonds and rubies, or made out of fine materials
such as porcelain, china, and crystal. Most are extremely heavy
because of the weight of the rich metals. The cutlery, cloth, chairs,
table and other items that made up the banquet where
SEP six zero four was discovered, have no anomalous properties
and are not contained. Whenever an edible solid is placed
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onto one of the plates or a liquid is poured
into one of the drink vessels, the food will transform
into human flesh or the nearest equivalent organ, body part,
or fluid. The change from one product to another seems
to be based on similarities between color, smell, and composition,
although vague symbolism and mental associations seem to be occasionally
involved as well. For example, fleshy steaks will turn into
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cuts from the thigh, and red wine or juices into
human blood. This can vary between subjects and the process
as to how a change is determined to still under investigation.
Because most of the plates are not large enough in
diameter and circumference to create the entire form, most pieces
manifest as human infant parts, chicken wings as tiny burnt
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infant arms, chicken breasts as fileyed infant pectorial muscle or
tissue from the buttocks, and so forth. However, tissues from
adults do appear occasionally, often when the meat is placed
vertically sticking into the air. Based on analysis on the
captured videos and logs. This is how longer, more mature
parts were designed. Although the plate's products seem only to
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be able to project beyond the surface straight up at
a limit of one meter around three feet. Vegetable and
non animal matter can be affected. However, this is often
selective and will only affect the main dish. This means
prepared meat will retain the herbs, spices, topping, sauces, and
garnishes as it is transformed into human flesh. More than
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one piece of meat can be placed on SEP. Six
zero four, but the results are varied, either creating separate
pieces incorporating them altogether into one body system based on
similarities in appearance, eggs with thin slices of beef turning
into a female reproductive system, a pile of pig intestines
and cowstomic melding together to form a human digestive system,
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or choosing one to focus on and leaving all the
others untouched. Ducks stuffed with kobe beef becoming an infant
torso stuffed with kobe beef. The other unique ability that
SCP six zero four possesses is any living creature placed
on its surface or submerged inside liquid contained within a
goblet will metamorphose into a moving human body part. It
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will be capable of kinetic activity, such as flexing, as
in the case of a starfish that turned into a
six fingered baby's hand that opened and closed and grasped
at touch, or locomotion, no matter how awkward and slow
it ISAs do not bleed and to tendons and muscles
still function in normal ways regardless of damage. Tissues will
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move by whatever means is available, such as inching and
crawling forward by curling and extending their body, as the
moving finger with an extremely long nail generated from a
lobster did, or the floating penis and a large goblet
did to swim its tip, drinking up and down to
allow it to propel forward. If no form of locomotion
is possible, the flesh will simply squirm and jiggle, remaining
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slightly warm to the touch. A pulse can be detected
even when the object in question is not attached to
a heart. Transformed items will continue existing as human tissue
until consumed, removed from the plate for a long period
of time, or expiring from shock and pain, as many
seem to freeze and go into a canatonic state similar
to shock when stabbed are bitten into. In the case
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of living tissues, testing of stomach contents shows that transformed
items remain human if consumed. Acquisition SEP. Six zero four
was acquired by Marshall Carter and Dark Limited Operatives on
Redacted According to seized records, it was removed from a
secluded abbey in the redacted countryside. The monastery and the
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surrounding village practiced the rights of communion with SCP six
zero four and consumed human flesh and blood said by
priests to be that of Jesus of Nazareth, by placing
wafers onto the plates situated on the main altar and
drinking blood from the goblets. The wafers were described to
have a light, spongy taste, and both manifestations caused extreme
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religious ecstasy when eaten, and hallucinations of the smiling Christian
God lovingly offering his body, quoting relative scripture pertaining to
the event, and speaking intimately of their sins and tribulations.
It is believed that this experience is based on the individuals,
as testing with identical properties has not reproduced this effect.
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A dendum I see supporting document SCP six zero four
dash XH. Extract five from document SCP six zero four
dash XH, page nine. Marshall, Carter and Dark Limited employed
SCP six zero four at some of their more exotic auctions, performances, functions,
and dinners during the meal portion. The likely reasoning behind it,
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supported by direct quotes, was that it was a once
in a lifetime event and those attending were urged to
partake in the cannibalism for experience's sake, to safely test
the waters of the forbidden, in much the same manner
that adventure clubs offered bizarre meals such as caramelized insects.
The taste and novelty of the flesh was so popular
that it was declared an exhibit by the directors of
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Marshall Carter and Dark Limited and installed in a subsidiary
restaurant in the members only section. The highly exclusive restaurant
where it was located was called the Cannibal's Banquet and
data expunged excerpt from supporting document SCP six zero four
dash XCH, page thirty two. As living foods were in
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great demand, Marshall Cards and Dark Limited owned many specialized
cooking and zoological facilities. Kittens, puppies, and breeds of tiny
monkeys were used for child tissue creation. When larger parts
were desired, guillotines were situated directly over SCP six zero four,
as most parts continue vital signs a few seconds after removal.
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Certain specimens were also raised from birth in special cages,
causing their bones to grow in a certain way, and
kept alive while crushed in specific outlines and fed via
feeding tubes. So Marshall, Carter and dark Limited could dictate
exactly what size and shape the results would be a
dnum two see log SCP six zero four dash two
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log sep six zero four dash two. A camera is
pointing at a long table in a dim, crowded room.
A waiter brings in a pigshead on a platter and
slides it onto sep six zero four Dash four. The
pig's heead turns into a human's that of an approximately
fifty year old man with pinkish skin, fatty cheeks, thick lips,
and dad an apple in his mouth. Data redacted. Male one.
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It tastes like pork. Why does it taste like pork
just because they used a swine? Well, this isn't really official,
is it, Headserver, No, sir, I assure you that is
what human flesh tastes like. Male one, But are you sure?
Maybe it's just been contaminated or mimicking the flavor or something.
Female two, Honey, don't whine, Male one, I just mean,
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how do you know what human flesh actually tastes like?
This could be completely wrong. Has anyone actually tried real? Headserver?
Don't worry, we have specialists Male three to women. Besides,
all those penises you've been eating would taste like cucumbers,
then rock is laughter. Adendum three se log SCP six
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zero four dash three log SCP six zero four dash
three recovered from a handheld recorder man wearing cookwhites. This
is redacted and I am performing test twelve on Curious six.
Several guests find the resemblance between the food's original form
and its final human product repulsive, and I have been
tasked to find a way to make the flesh look
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as appealing and realistic as possible, avoiding the bloody or
red hue that it occasionally acquires. To do this, I've
chosen several foods that can be easily colored and sculpted.
To look like a head. Test well, will consist of
me baking a cake and carving into the aforementioned shape
and then frosting it with a hairstyle and skin tone
data redacted. Cook bring it over, focuses camera on the cake. Well,
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there we go, man in suit. The eyes are especially excellent. Cook, well,
thank you. I used a dropper to get the blue
just centered. Okay, place it on the table. The cake
is placed on the plate automatically, its SAgs and appears
to melt, covering it and dripping off the sides. Cook. Well,
the bloody hell just happened, man in suit. If I
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were to venture a guess, I would say it turned
into a pile of fats and sugars. Yep, you can
see some soluble lipids right there and the yellow a
dendum four see log sep. Six zero four Dash four
Log Sep. Six zero four, Dash four Audio and video.
Cook one, Okay, sausages wrapped around to the front, and
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the other slabs of steak are held together with gristle.
Three cooks have put together some sort of meat sculpture
in the shape of a human head. Cook one dabs
at blood, running down raw meat parts with handkerchief. Cook three,
let's just cover the ear area with the boulognee. Cook two.
Are you sure a thin slice of turkey pastrami wouldn't
be better? Cook three? Positive gestures with knife. Pastromi would
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have to be pinned here. This way it lets me
slice off the top like this, so I can pour
the brains in Cook two. It's the attention to little
details that can make the difference data redacted. Cook one, okay, one,
two three. They lift up the meat sculpture and place
it on one of the plates. It turns into a
perfect replica of the human head. Cook two. Nice. Cook one, Yeah,
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great work, guys. Cook three needs hair though, guess like
to see that rip it off? Maybe put some tendrils
of cook too, bloody hell, Leave it be, man, it's fine.
Adendum five see log sep. Six zero four Dash five.
Log Sep. Six zero four Dash five Man in suit
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test thirty two on Curio B twenty six. We've shoved
various slugs together into a wire frame of a human head.
Couple keep falling out, but let's see what happens. Places
slugs on plate along with cook slugs. I'll drop it
once cook, bloody hell man in suit seem to be
a little twitching gall bladders, and I would say that's
an appendix. Cook That one looks fucking gross. It's oozing
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man in suit um doo denum. I believe, but yes,
I don't think it should be bursting like that. Adendum
six d log SCP six zero four dash seven only
audio on a tape cassette log SEP six zero four
Dash seven, unidentified voice. Note it is unknown if Curio
B twenty six could create sapient creatures. When we finally
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successfully do get a living head, the mouth and eyes
should simply start opening and closing randomly, and it would
droole all over itself, or maybe, just maybe it would
be perfectly intelligent. I know some of our clients are
definitely hoping for the second option, and I have been
instructed by the directors to bring it about as best
I can. I would like to remark that when we
place a snake upright on plate seven, it did manifest
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as a human throat in the bottom part of a mouth,
tongue intact, and began screaming and shrieking, but it was
all incoherent, even though extremely loud and piercing could hear
it all across the building, so I just don't. Addendum
seven see log scp six zero four dash ten only
audio log sep. Six zero four, Dash ten Cook one
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voice sounds strained and upset. The pile of leeches did
not completely turn into a human head. The surface remained
the same, but deeper down a human head was generated
underneath the first two layers. Cook two. Help me get
these things off it before it scares a guest. Oh Jesus,
Oh God, they're all over there. Ah, get them off.
Fuck Jesus, get it. It has been determined by analysis
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that at this point they had either began choking on
some of the leeches or its tongue was covered and
drained of blood. Adendum eight see log sep. Six zero
four Dash two one. Log sep. Six zero four, Dash
two to one. A waiter comes in pushing a cart
with a wooden box on top. The box has several
slots and holes opened in it, and tubes trail out
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connecting it to ivy bags and tiny batteries, and mewling
comes from within. The box is lifted up over a
plate put on it, and then pulled off. There's a
flash of some kind of twisted, shaved animal, but then
a human head appears. The human head is that of
a man around thirty five, with thick black hair and sideburns.
He has extremely pale skin and dark circles under his eyes.
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He is severed at the neck, which reveals muscle and
a bloody hole. Head Where am I? Who am I?
What the hell is going? Begins looking around and turning
up down into the sides. Everything seems at a weird angle. Hey,
what are you doing? Get that knife away from me? Waiter,
bon appetite, gentleman. Head begins screaming. You can get all
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