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Speaker 1 (00:05):
This is data Specialist standers of the Data Redundancy Project.
SCP six zero seven object class is EUCLID Special Containment Procedures.
Subject currently resides with an agent who it has chosen
as its owner. Both of the agent and SCP six
zero seven are to be placed under full surveillance for study,

(00:26):
and the agent is to report to doctor redacted for
psychiatric evaluation every two weeks. A task force should be
ready at all times with at least one D class
personnel on hand for subject to imprint on in the
case of the death of SCP six zero seven or
the agent. When not being directly held or monitored by
the agent, SP six zero seven is to be kept

(00:48):
shackled and bound in a small portable containment chamber. The
containment chamber is designed to immobilize SEP six zero seven,
allowing medical personnel to insert feeding tubes, ivree rips, catheters,
and other life supporting devices. Due to the nature of
SCP six zero seven, the agent has elected to keep
the portable containment chamber on his person or in his

(01:10):
immediate vicinity at all times. Description SCP six zero seven
is a large, gray, male American short hair cat of
indeterminate age with a caller reading Dorian SCP six zero
seven was discovered in the late twentieth century when a
man known as Redacted suddenly and without warning, violently expired

(01:31):
at a cocktail party in Uptown, New York City. The
man's death was later found to coincide perfectly with the
moment a party attendee leaving the home mistakenly backed over
his cat. Due to the mysterious nature of his death,
a local foundation operative joined the investigation as a consultant.
Special Agent Redacted had stepped outside to smoke a cigarette

(01:52):
when he heard a cute, little muling sound. SCP six
zero seven subsequently bonded with the agent redacted, who chose
to bring it back to the foundation as a pet
and companion. The agent reported difficulty in supporting SEP. Six
zero seven. The cat would not eat, became lethargic, and
seemed to lack a will to live. The agent jokingly
told fellow agents he was experiencing sympathy hunger pains. Seven

(02:15):
days after the agent's initial contact with SCP six zero seven,
both he and the cat died of starvation. The circumstances
surrounding these deaths peaked the interest of the foundation, and
the cat's dead body was taken to an isolation chamber
until further testing could be ordered. SEP six zero seven
reanimated approximately twenty four hours after its estimated death time.

(02:38):
It was correctly speculated that once SCP six zero seven
bonded with a person, a negatively symbiotic relationship was formed.
SEP six zero seven bonds with the first human individual
it comes into contact with. After reanimation, several experiments were conducted,
each involving bonding SCP six zero seven to a D
class personnel. Testing showed that injuries inflicted on SCP six

(03:04):
zero seven would show up on the bonded person in
the closest anatomical representation possible. Striking SP six zero seven
resulted in bruises on the personnel. Breaking one of the
cat's front legs resulted in the personnel's broken arm. Termination
of SCP six zero seven via gunshot resulted in death
of the bonded personnel via a bullet hole. With no

(03:26):
bullet found in all of the experiments. SCP six zero
seven reanimated approximately twenty four hours after death with no
apparent physical injuries. Perhaps most important to note, however, is
SCP six zero seven's behavioral tendencies. Regardless of the bonded
individual's attempts to appease the cat, SEP six zero seven

(03:47):
is suicidal. SEP six zero seven has been observed starving itself,
inflicting self harm with its teeth and claws, running into traffic,
antagonizing large dogs, and then allowing itself to be mauled,
eating poisonous materials, jumping into the moving parts of heavy machinery,
and attempting to enter Keter containment chambers. In all cases,

(04:08):
the death of SCP six zero seven has resulted in
the death of the bonded individual, with injuries and causes
of death mirroring those of SEP six zero seven. Death
and injury testing on SCP six zero seven was seized
after the current owner accidentally bonded with it during an
unauthorised breach of the containment chamber. SAP six zero seven

(04:29):
still display suicidal tendencies despite the agent's persistent attempts to
form a favorable relationship with it. The agent has suffered
severe bodily harm several times, leading to the decision to
restrain SEP six zero seven in a portable containment chamber
fitted with a life support system. The agent is under
close observation, both to ensure psychological stability and to study

(04:51):
the relationship between the agent and SCP six zero seven.
At this time, SEP six zero seven still displays suicidal
tendencies when removed from restraints. It is unknown if sc
P six zero seven has always displayed such tendencies, or
if they are due to its resentment of the Foundation
and the initial testing performed on it. You can get

(05:18):
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