SCP-619 - Lucky Jeans

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
This is data Specialist Standers of the Data Redundancy Project
SEP six nineteen Object Class Safe impetus Special Containment Procedures
SEP six nineteen is currently housed in Storagelocker fifteen A
two at Site twenty one. Currency retrieved from SCP six
nineteen is to be kept in Storagelocker fifteen. A three

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Testing on SCP six nineteen has been suspended. SEP six
nineteen's right pocket has been stapled chet should testing on
SCP six nineteen be reinstated. Access archived documents six nineteen
t for testing procedures Description SCP six nineteen is a
pair of faded Levi brand stonewashed genes manufactured in nineteen

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ninety four, with several stains and tears through apparent use.
The item shows no unusual physical properties. However, it does
not correspond to any style of gene meanes produced by Levi,
Strauss and Co. Whenever a person puts their hand into
SCP six nineteen's right pocket, the pocket will contain two
US one dollar bills and between two and five U

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S dimes. All pieces of currency retrieved this way have
been marked as being printed or minted between the years
nineteen sixty nine and twenty eighteen and show varying amounts
of wear and tear. Four bills printed before the present
day serial numbers have been matched with those of bills
that should have been circulated. Due to the frequency with

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which currency is lost or ignored, the source of currency
retrieved from SAP six nineteen is unknown. In approximately four
percent of all trials in which currency is removed from
SAP six nineteen, an activated die pack will be tied
to one of the bills with twine. The explosion, which
produces temperatures in excess of four hundred degrees celsius and

(01:52):
releases disperse red nine die may burn the subject and
has caused damage to SEP six nineteen on several occasions.
In an additional six percent of all trials, a lit
match will be present. The manufacture of both the diepacks
and matches varies. After the first two weeks of testing
of SCP six nineteen, in which four hundred seven trials

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were run, fifty three percent of all retrieved bills had
the word stop, please, why, or no written across their surface.
Analysis has shown the words to be written in optically
variable ink. The size and handwriting of the letters is
suggestive of very limited expertise. On Trial five eighty eight,

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a single twenty dollars bill was retrieved, in contrast to
previous bills on which writing was found. The writing on
this bill was small and legible and spanned multiple sentences.
It is reprinted here in its entirety. We surrender. You've
taken the whole village, and now people from other cracks
and other couches are pulled out, whole families. If it's

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revenge for the die packs and matches, you have to
understand we don't have other ways of stopping you. We
don't like her hurting you, but we're scared and it's
all we have. We gave them to as many as
we could in case you tried to have us spent.
Just tell us what you want and we'll give it
to you. Do you want humans, we can get you
three whole heads. We could even pull together all the

(03:14):
fingers and toes left over, or open up the graves.
If you want non sequential, unrelated DNA, no questions, Just
send a twenty dollars bill and talk to our other
twenty dollars bills and we can make it work. I
don't know if you care at all, but all we
want is for you to another Eight trials revealed the
absence of any further writing. Special containment procedures have been revised.

(03:36):
Testing on SEP. Six nineteen is suspended footnotes. Turning the
pocket inside out or removing it from SEP. Six nineteen
negates its anomalous properties. Damage to SCP six nineteen may
be repaired with conventional materials without altering its anomalous properties.

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