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Speaker 1 (00:05):
This is data Specialist standers of the Data Redundancy Project
SCP six twenty four object classes safe special containment procedures.
SCP six twenty four is to be stored in Site
sixteen's safe storage room and charged frequently by testing personnel.
Testing is open to all Site sixteen personnel with proper clearance.

(00:26):
Personal access to SEP six twenty four is otherwise restricted.
SEP six twenty four is not to be taken off
of Site sixteen unless in the event of an emergency.
SCP six twenty four must be listened to through regular
headphones before being played on regular speakers. SCP six twenty
four is not to be played at Site sixteen's social

(00:46):
functions for entertainment due to containment protocol and possible risk
of humiliation of Site sixteen personnel. Audio created by SCP
six twenty four is not to be sold commercially nor
shared through file sharing network works ADNDUM one. Personnel who
do not listen to music, do not like music, or
have zero musical influences are not allowed to test SP

(01:08):
six twenty four. See test log one description. SCP six
twenty four is a SanDisk SANSA E two hundred R
MP three player and voice recorder. The back of the
player says SCP six twenty four contains two gigabytes of memory,
although the original owner's manual claims there are pre loaded
sample songs and there are no files stored within its

(01:30):
memory when played on normal speakers, Uploading music to SCP
six twenty four seems to be impossible, as every program tested,
including iTunes, Rhapsody, and Yahoo Music, have all returned with
encoding errors. When powering up SEP six twenty four through headphones,
a tone will play, and this tone will be picked
up through SCP six twenty four's microphone. If SEP six

(01:52):
twenty four does not detect the tone, it will shut
down as if it were locked. If SCP six twenty
four here's the tone from normal speakers, SEP six twenty
four will power on normally but contain no stored data.
If it detects the tone from a pair of headphones,
it will automatically fill its library with two gigabytes worth
of music. The music in question is all written, produced, played,

(02:15):
and sung by the wearer of the headphones, regardless of
current musical talent. Each song comes with an appropriate album
cover and the listener's artist profile, which is factually incorrect,
possibly based on an alternate timeline if the listener had
become a full time musician. When exposed to the musically inclined, SEP.

(02:35):
Six twenty four will generate specific songs or improve songs
they may have already written. When exposed to test subjects
with little to no musical experience, Sep. Six twenty four
will generate music based on their favorite music influences, regardless
if they like the generated music or not. These songs
tend to be very consistent to the listener, but more

(02:56):
songs are added based on musical influences if space runs out.
When the listener is introduced to a new musical influence,
the listener's least favorite songs are replaced. When shut down,
the songs are subsequently deleted until SCP six twenty four
is introduced to the listener once more. Once powered up
through headphones, the listener may unplug his or her headphones

(03:18):
and connect SCP six twenty four to normal speakers. The
audio files themselves cannot be transferred, but can be dubbed
onto a separate recording device. Testlog one, Subject D two
five six, subject's favorite genre is grindcore music. Artist Profile
Death Redacted began their rise to infamy after their deadly

(03:40):
set at Hell Fast oh three, resulting in several injuries
and one recorded death. Death Redacted line up includes two drummers,
two bassists, three rhythm guitarists, and two lead guitarists. Death
Redacted's original lead singer h R committed suicide by gunshot
wound on stage during their expletive Redacted tour two thousand

(04:01):
redacted music results. Music is extremely loud and very brutal,
lasting between five to forty five seconds, resulting in more
than a thousand tracks. A common trend among these tracks
are atonal noise, screaming, cursing, and sounds from movie clips.
The lyrics mostly concerned violence, rape, murder. Data expunged. Subject

(04:23):
was very pleased with results and requested a personal copy
of the created music. This request was denied. Subject comments
expletive redacted, Yeah, this is awesome. Subject e class personnel EW.
Subject's favorite genre is adult alternative and has experience in
playing guitar. Artist Profile e W is one of today's

(04:44):
biggest names in acoustic POPA and soul, sharing the same
bill with such names as John Meyer. And Jack Johnson.
Ew began playing guitar at the age of eight and
continued on to other instruments such as piano, trumpet, and drums.
E W also starred in Disney's High School Musical series,
competing with Summerland star Zac Efron for the role of Troy.

(05:05):
Music results. Music is very relaxed and modern sounding lyrics
mostly concerned romance and recreational activities. Subjects stated multiple songs
we are originally written by him, but were all of
much higher quality, both in writing, performance and recording quality.
Subject was surprised and initially very happy, but later saddened

(05:25):
at the test results. Subject comments, God, I wish I
could sing like that. Subject Level two Security Agent de E.
Subject does not normally listen to music, but would like
to hear the results. Artists profile DEE unknown artist zero.
Music results Music consisted of seventy two tracks, all labeled

(05:46):
by number. Each track contains a condensed autobiography of the
subject by year, narrated by the subject himself in a
clear theatrical voice. Personnel initially questioned the accuracy of the
autobiography due to the inaccurate reis of the previous tests,
but track number redacted confirmed its accuracy when the narrator
referred to this very test, stating that the subject will

(06:09):
leave the room when they begin playing track seventy two.
The subject became distraught by the remaining biography as data expunged,
and subsequently left the testing room. By track seventy one,
two thirds through the final track, the narrator begins to
scream as data expunged, presumably killing him. The sounds of
redacted and inhuman cackling are heard for the remainder of

(06:30):
the track. Subject comments, I never want to know what
happens to me on that final track. I know I
said you're going to tell me, but please don't tell me.
Subject E class personnel LP. It should be of note
that LP, while aware of music, does not like or
listen to music. Artist's profile. LP does not think highly
of herself. She thinks she is ugly and alone. She

(06:52):
has frequent thoughts of suicide in between lusting after names redacted.
LP doesn't know why she gets up in the morning.
Music results the playlist did not consist of music, but
a list of names from Site sixteen personnel. When played,
the subject's voice would state her deepest opinions on the
track's staff member. Despite protests from the subject, testing personnel

(07:13):
played every track in order to find any discrepancies. Subject
was visibly angry. Subject comments, turn it off. I said,
turn it off, Subject D two five eight. It should
be of note that subject D two five eight does
not listen to music. When questioned, Subject D two five
eight could not name one genre or band, stating all
music as noise. Artist profile redacted was borne on redacted

(07:37):
date two. Redacted and redacted went to the following schools.
Data expunged was eventually convicted data expunged. He was later
recruited by an organization known as the SCP Foundation to
test one of their many strange relics. He committed suicide
shortly after this test. Music results music consisted of one
track of unknown bitrate and quality exceeding several days possibly

(08:01):
years worth of time, squeezed into exactly two gigabytes when played,
data exponged. Data expunged had no effect on listening personnel,
but sent subject D two five eight into a state
of shock. Subject D two five eight committed suicide via
blunt force trauma to the head when fast forwarded to
the end of the track. The track vaguely sounds like
subject D two five eight being transferred to Site sixteen,

(08:24):
with what sounds like D two five eight's thoughts in
the background, mostly violent and insulting thoughts towards the staff,
turning to horror upon hearing SAP six two four. After
subject D two five eight suicide, the track continues, playing
past its runtime and cuts to data expunged. It is
unknown how much longer the track continues, as all personnel

(08:45):
present quickly fled the testing room and demanded testing be
ceased immediately. Personnel present to data expunged were reported visibly
shaken for days. Subject comments No official statement was given.
Subject D two five eight's last words were my soul
is on this machine. Note Active testing ceased on sc
P six twenty four. For freelance testing by personnel see

(09:08):
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