June 25, 2024 • 50 mins
Ever wondered why a millionaire and a minimum wage worker pay the same fine for a traffic violation? Today, we propose a groundbreaking idea: work day fines! Imagine fines proportionate to your daily income, making penalties just as impactful whether you're loaded or living paycheck to paycheck. We discuss how this system could balance the scales of justice and re-focus law enforcement on more serious crimes. Plus, we tackle potential hurdles like unreported income and how to handle them.
Next up, prepare for a mind-bending concept: The Empty Needle. This one's for those who crave the sensation of getting a tattoo but aren't interested in the ink. Join us as we unpack the psychological and cultural allure of pain rituals, comparing this idea to ancient practices across various societies. We even brainstorm some catchy names and ponder broader applications like hyper acupuncture. This isn't just about tattoos; it's about exploring why we seek controlled pain experiences in the first place.
Finally, let's talk beans—fart-free beans, that is! Imagine a world where beans don't cause gas, thanks to selective breeding, specialized treatments, or genetic magic. We explore the science of gas emissions, potential health benefits, and even the whimsical idea of harnessing fart energy. From the mechanics of flatulence to the social history of the fart, this segment offers plenty of laughs and insights. Join us as we wrap up with a light-hearted yet informative look at the evolution of human gas and its broader implications.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello Adam, how are you?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
doing.
Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hello Scott, I'm doing well.
Welcome to the podcast thisweek Welcome welcome.
The podcast called Solutionsfrom the Multiverse.
Of course SFM.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
My name is.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Scott Maupin.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
And I'm Adam Browse.
And we are the Bim, bim, bimBrothers Every week we come and
share with you a totally unheardof solution to the world's
problems right, and anytimesomeone has a good idea, we hear
noises in the background.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Wait, what was that?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
oh, that's when we have bad ideas.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
That's the bad, bad ideas get the first sound and
then a gong.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
What does the gong do ?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
a gong means dinner's ready I hope.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I hope.
Good that's, I hope, if I heara large symbol playing.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I hope it means that there's some food somewhere,
because I want some so, scott,I've got, I've got solutions
today I think we gotta do.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I think we gotta do a couple of them okay, you're
gonna.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
You got your double, double barreled on us today.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Double barrel okay, first one.
I think we might have talkedabout this before work day fines
.
Work day fines yeah, so likeyou take the amount of income
that someone's makes a year.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Okay you divide it by dollars.
What?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
yeah, and then you yeah, and then you divide that
by then you divide that by thenumber of days you work in a
year, which is like two thousandright isn't that right?
No, no, that's too many that'show many hours you work two
thousand days in a year, that'sreally 200 people work like 200
days a year.
So you divide it by 200 andthen that's the fine.
So, for example, if you likepark your car in the wrong place
(01:44):
, you get maybe it's a, maybeit's a half day.
Fine, right instead of sayingyou may, it's a fine for this
many dollars for everyone.
It's like no, no, no, it's ahalf day, fine, and then
everybody's days are calculatedwhen they do taxes the year
before and then that determinestheir fines, that they have to
pay the rest for the rest of theyear okay.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
So me, tiger woods and I are racing our cars on the
highway and we both get pulledover for speeding yeah, his his.
You're saying his ticket isgoing to be much higher than
mine because way higher his perday.
Yeah.
So say you're much higher thansay say you're speeding just a
little bit and it's a quarterlet's say it's a quarter day fee
, because yeah because you, youknow, you find, you know if
(02:28):
you're like, if you've got like,if you've got like no money.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, they're gonna put a minimum.
Like you know, if you're poor,it'll be like 50 bucks, which
actually might be a lot for you,because you sure don't have 50
bucks right, yeah yeah, but itwon't be like 300 bucks for you
and 300 bucks for tagger woods.
It'll be like 50 bucks for theperson with no money and it'll
be like half a million bucks forsomebody who makes like 200
bucks, 200 million dollars, ayear.
Yeah, they'd have to pay likehalf a million bucks for.
(02:53):
For for a half day, fine, or aquarter day, fine right so.
So it gets way higher becauseit's based on days of work
rather than money, so it's stillequal.
So that's the thing I like tosay people say it would not be
good if you said we're going tocharge rich people more and poor
people less.
(03:13):
It's like, no, we're chargingeveryone the same.
Well, it's a quarter day or ahalf day or one day or five days
and if you go into, if you goto court and they need to put a
big fine on you or a big bail,you could use this for bail too.
Right the bail is set at 10 daysof your work, right?
So a very wealthy person, 10days would be like $200,000, but
(03:35):
a very poor person, 10 dayswould be like 200, about $200.
They don't make any money, youknow, and and so you could
actually set all kinds of thingsbails, fines, everything could
all be set based on days, and itwould be equal.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
It would.
I mean honestly another thing.
I don't know if this is part ofit, but I feel like right now
the structure is that a lot oftimes law enforcement goes after
low hanging fruit and not after, like some of the higher harder
low-hanging fruit and not after, like some of the higher harder
(04:08):
.
It's like I don't want to tangowith the powerful people who
could like make problems for me,but I don't mind hassling these
skateboarders you know what Imean.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Like I'll spend my time doing that right when.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
But if they got a bigger payout, yeah, and I, I
don't want to, I don't want toincentivize it like they're
bounty hunters trying to get thebiggest whale.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Well, they kind of are.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
But to reverse the incentive some way where it's
like yeah maybe get the bigpeople who are doing massive
amounts of damage behind closeddoors and just protected by
their office.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Get those people, oh, that's a good point.
Office Get those people, that'sa good point.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
There's less of an incentive in.
We're going to get all thesegraffiti artists.
I'm like, cool, what are yougoing to get?
$10 for me, yeah exactly.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
It's going to be like $50 fines from each person.
That's like nothing.
But if you go after someone whofences electronics and they
fill an entire shippingcontainer every week with
electronics that were stolen youget that guy.
Oh my god, it's gonna be offthe charts.
You know, I guess you'd have tosomehow work out people who
have informal, informal income,right?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
so if their income isn't on their taxes like
they're criminal well that's,they have a whole like I mean,
that's what the wire like.
There's investigative units whoright put on, say I don't know
what the state of it is anymore,but like supposedly back on.
Which is like what?
This idea that, like, everyonekind of pays a sliding scale and
(05:47):
the rich people pay more?
What if we did that on like Idon't know taxes?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
well, we do that on taxes already, but we don't do
it like we don't do it the same,we don't do it very well people
.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
yeah, people get, we do it some, but like there's a a
status above which you don'treally have to start paying that
proportional chunk.
You're just kind of like Idon't know, I have money people
that do the money stuff and Iget my tax breaks and we do our
stuff offshore and it works outpretty well.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
What was the Donald Trump tax return where he paid?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
like $0 one year because of reported losses.
Oh yeah, it's absurd.
You're just like that makes alot of reporting.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Oh yeah, it's absurd.
Yeah, it's absurd.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
You're just like that makes a lot of sense.
I've never had a zero dollarsyear ever.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
You haven't, Scott.
You've never had a zero dollartax year.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I don't think so Not that I can remember.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I mean, everybody has a right to pay as little taxes
as they can.
I guess.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Sure.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
But the, but the.
Yeah, I mean, there's reallyegregious things like the
carried interest tax, but itdoes seem to benefit the carried
interest tax loop is like acrazy private equity tax
loophole that just is there andeveryone knows it's there,
everyone knows that if you justclosed it it would be like fair,
and just nobody does it.
It's like, oh my God.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, okay, but I got you sidetracked on taxes.
We were talking about fines.
No, no, I think you're right.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
You could maybe do something around this that way
Workday taxes instead of workdayfines, because people always
complain about like rich peoplecomplain about the progressive
taxation.
They're like I'm paying so muchmore of my income.
Of course they have more, butif you said no, you're actually
paying exactly the same amountof income because everyone pays
(07:26):
30 days of taxes a year orwhatever it is 50 days of taxes.
That would be interestingbecause then it'd be boiling.
It'd be like no, we have a flattax, everyone pays 50 days a
year.
So, your days is more thananother person's day because you
make more in that day.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
All right.
So now I'm in a world where wehave workday fines and my fine
is less because I make less andmy friend's fine is more because
he makes more.
But what I'm starting to wonderis how can we pay the same
price for like eggs?
Because, like, if I make less?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
why wouldn't I-?
Shouldn't eggs be less?
Shouldn't eggs be on aShouldn't I pay less and he pay
more?
But the eggs cost a certainamount to the person selling you
the eggs, it's true.
So as long as we cover that,yeah but there's also profit
involved.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Shouldn't, how would?
I'm not saying it should be,but I'm saying how would you?
Explain to me why it's notreasonable for me to expect the
store that I'm shopping for tomake less profit off of me and
more profit off of a wealthierperson.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Scott, this already exists.
It's called organic eggs.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
You just buy the same eggs, different container.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Basically the same eggs.
Eggs are eggs.
I mean there's not a bigdifference between organic eggs
and non-organic eggs.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
I don't know, man, If you had an egg from like a
fresh farm egg those things aredifferent they are so rich.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yes, yeah, I mean I Is that the case with organic
too?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I don't think it's all the same, but like I'm
talking, like the person walksoutside gets the egg comes back
inside this is there's.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
No, they've been eating worms out there.
This is, yeah, running aroundhunting and pecking and stuff
you have six chickens, not60,000.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
And you know it seems to work better.
It's less efficient, but yeah,the product.
Yeah, Anyway, Eggs I'm nowhungry I will talk about don't
get me sidetracked on foodbecause I'm hungry so like I'll
just have extended conversationson any food item what's your
favorite food item?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
pizza, scott, you love pizza, I do I haven't had
pizza in so long.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
What's your?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
go-to pizza that you like to eat I had pizza last
night.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
It was in a theater, it was pepperoni pizza and I was
not happy about it because itwas not.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Pizza is not gonna be .
Speaker 1 (09:43):
It was not that good but I was watching, watching
Furiosis, so I was having a goodtime.
Yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Should I do another solution?
Let's do what's the other one.
Okay, this is called the emptyneedle, the empty needle.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah, okay, needle is in.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
This may sound crazy, but Syringe needles, as in
tattoo needle, tattoo needle.
So this is a place where youcan go and you can get invisible
tattoos.
It's just the pain of getting atattoo, okay okay, all right so
(10:21):
the tattoo?
So they're happening.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
They're jamming you with the needle, but there's no
ink going in, so when it healsit'll just be nothing, nothing
yeah okay, this is called theempty needle, and there is no
way, adam before we get way intothis, let's just give listeners
because they can't see us thetotal.
The total of tattoos on yourbody would be okay, and also me.
(10:46):
The total is zero.
So, combined, the two of ushave a total of zero tattoos
yeah so zero on zero here we go,now let's let's talk about
tattoos.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
So, yeah, this is definitely yeah, right, we're
not the p.
Are you saying we're not thepeople to be talking about this?
No, I'm here we go, now let'stalk about tattoos.
So, yeah, this is definitelyyeah, right.
Are you saying we're not thepeople to be talking about this?
No, I'm saying I don'tunderstand, no, no, no, I don't
understand.
I may not understand all theappeal of the tattoo, so I don't
understand how it works.
I agree.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I won't be able to check you on this From, and me
neither.
You have free right, no I don'thave free reign.
I'm saying with the greatest,the greatest, uh, ignorance here
you said you're the greatesttattoo expert in the entire
history of the world.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I don't know what I'm talking about, but I but it's
an interesting idea.
So the idea is there's twothings that happen when you get
a tattoo.
Yeah, there's the ink itselfand the artwork, and there's the
pain of getting a tattoo, theexperience of getting a tattoo,
which itself is a of experience,and I've talked to multiple
people who have lots of tattooswho have told me that they are
(11:42):
not.
They are addicted to gettingtattoos or they like getting
tattoos, in large part becauseof the experience of getting a
tattoo, not because they alwaysget ink on their skin later that
they can then look at and enjoyoh, I have this art on my body
but actually the actual processof going and having someone
(12:04):
inflict safe and severe, butsafe and manageable levels of
pain to your body to themactually is a positive
experience and I can understandthat.
I can sort of understand that.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
As a person who does jujitsu, I cannot understand
that whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
No, you can't.
No, no, you must be able tounderstand that, yeah, yeah.
So I asked my brother and mydad, who are both psychiatrists.
I asked them what do you guysthink of this?
This idea, the empty needle, apain clinic place, a place where
you go and just receive?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
pain, quick pause.
The number of tattoos on yourbrother and father zero, okay.
So we're still at zero.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Okay, we're still at zero but they're psychiatrists,
so they have you know, this islike a question of sort of, and
my brother was like.
My brother was like no, this ishorrible.
You're just going to get abunch of like people who are,
like you know, cuttingthemselves and they're gonna
come in and this is gonna belike legal self-harm and this is
bad.
You know, he was like this isnot good it does.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I thought was a little bit over.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
I thought that was a little bit sensational.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I was like I don't think that's what's gonna happen
.
I don't know, but it does seemlike the the same risk of
infection still exists, likeyou'd have to take care of it
afterward the same way, becauseyou'd still have a wound.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Yeah, you'd still have a wound, yeah, okay, but
that's all manageable, that'sall a thing.
People know how to do that,okay.
But my dad, on the other hand,was like.
He was like yeah, this makessense.
He was like, yeah, people he wasespecially, he went down an
anthropological route.
He was like if you people hewas especially, he kind of went
down like an anthropologicalroute.
He was like if you look atanthropological record of human
(13:42):
cultures across the worldthroughout history, almost all
of them have some kind of painritual like scarring or
tattooing actually in thePolynesian you know where
tattoos were invented, but likescarring, or you know branding,
or like you know bleeding, youknow cutting and letting the
blood you know go into whateverthe flames or whatever it is.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
And and he said or just like you have to go at some
sort of pain initiation intoadulthood and even if it's not a
physical, if it's like you haveto go out into the wilderness
for you know 10 days and don'tcome back, and if you're
surviving, you come.
Yeah right that's a differentkind of, but you're still
subjecting them to a pain.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
That right circumcision you might do adult
circumcision, you might do allkinds of things you might do a
wrestle might do a fight, mightbe something that's painful, and
my so.
My dad was like that would belike a modern, controlled, safe,
clinical way to give people theability to carefully inflict
(14:46):
ritualistic pain on themselves,and I was like this is awesome,
somebody's got to make this.
Somebody's got to make theempty needle.
Preston Pyshko, you could callit.
What could you call?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
it's got to make the empty needle.
You could call it um.
What could you call?
You could call it, the emptyneedle hyper acup hyper
acupuncture, acupuncture now ifyou take this idea, you know
that.
Okay, so follow me, I'm notsuper into the needle idea, but
so keep the, keep the, thevibrating, stabbing motion,
(15:17):
right, yeah, all right and thennow take that needle and replace
it with, let's say, like arubber, a rubberized round ball.
Okay, and then you can use thaton your shoulders.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
This is a theragun.
Yeah, it's a theragun.
I'm just adding a theragun.
Yeah, that seems like way.
Oh no, it's a pop.
It's a successful business.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
You're right, the theragun but I like the it saws
all with a with a doorstop on it.
I heard.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
I heard a.
I heard a sad story of a uh orno.
Was it from a movie?
No, it was a movie, it was ashow, and the woman had like
these, these, like tattoos, andshe would do a new, a new little
flower every time time shekilled someone or something like
an assassin or something.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
I'm happy this is a show and not someone you know in
real life.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Or like no, I knew a guy in real life who, when his
son passed, away who got atattoo every time he killed
someone?
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah, no, his son passed away.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
It was very sad His son passed away and his son was
really into tattoos.
And when his son passed away,the dad went and got like a half
sleeve, a beautiful half sleevedone in memoriam of his son.
And that's not a rare thing forpeople to get tattoos when
they're grieving and you mightjust say, well, it's just
(16:29):
symbolic, it's just to rememberhis son.
But there's another side to it,which is actually the pain of
the tattoo can actually betherapeutic for the grief, and
that's not entirely understood,but it's certainly a pattern
that you recognize if you lookat this behavior, and so it's an
interesting thing.
(16:50):
Like well, could you then?
Does that mean someone couldsay, you know, hey, I'm
struggling with grief and I'mworking with a therapist or a
grief counselor, and they couldsay I prescribed to you to go to
the pain clinic to the emptyneedle and actually receive pain
on your, you know, on your backor on your you know someplace
where it wouldn't show on yourbutt or something, or on your
(17:12):
foot if you really wanted a lotof pain, you know, or on your
calf, and then the patient wouldgo is this really going to work
, doc?
And it's like maybe it would.
I mean, this is like more.
Like you know, we're generatinga hypothesis, not a conclusion,
but you know, maybe is thatlike a thing in the future, like
actually prescribing pain inorder to like cope with other
emotional problems.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Yeah, I mean we prescribe pain with physical
therapy, essentially no.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
What your physical therapist hurt you.
My physical therapists feelgood to go to.
They massage and stretch.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
It does feel good, but also depending on your
injury.
Part of it is pushing yourrange of motion or pushing
yourself outside of your.
Again, this is exercise as pain.
Again, this is exercise as pain.
It's in service of a good thing, but it's painful to
rehabilitate injuries sometimes.
I'm familiar with that yeahyeah, no, you're right.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
I mean, there is some pain, although I think people
would say that pain is not tocause the healing right, no it's
just a byproduct of the process, but there might be a way that,
for example, like a youngperson, you're saying it's, it
is the pain itself, yeah, yeah,like young people coming of age
might actually need a stressful,painful situation to come of
(18:30):
age like it seems like humanbeings just need to get stuck
with needles more.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
They go and get tattoos.
A lot, a lot of people are likeI can't wait until I'm 18.
I'm going to get a tattoo.
It's a coming of age, but it'salso really painful and so, in a
way, it's like I went throughthat pain.
I experienced that pain and,anthropologically speaking,
coming of age ceremonies mightinclude a kind of painful or
difficult, stressful situation,but then you don't have to mark
(18:58):
your body.
If you could do the pain clinicyou know the empty needle you
could say, yeah, I'm coming ofage and my mom got me a, a whole
pain clinic.
You know I'm gonna go into thepain clinic every day, for, you
know, every other week for thenext three weeks, because I'm
gonna I gotta get my pain.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
I think I prefer the miley cyrus coming of age ritual
um more than this one I haven'ttried this one what is molly
cyrus's.
What is that?
Oh, that's the one where youget naked and you hang on a
wrecking ball and you like oh,and you that's coming of age,
uh-huh, that's when you want togo from being a child into being
an adult.
You.
Is that what the song's?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
about.
I thought it was.
I came in like a wrecking ball.
Isn't that about being overinto a guy?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Yeah, but I'm just saying, the concept of her doing
that was like hey, I'm not akid anymore, now I'm an adult,
I'm naked hanging on this thingswinging around.
So, I'm not the Disney staranymore.
Think of me differently.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
I think that was her announcement.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Oh, interesting, think of me differently.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I think that was her announcement oh, that's when she
did that.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Oh interesting Part of that she's like Sort of a
debutante.
Yes, nudity debutante.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Also, that song slaps , so it's cool it does slap.
That's a really good song, yeah, yeah, I think this could be
used.
So when I say coming of age,maybe a therapist who's dealing
with a teenager who has likedepression like teenage angst,
slash depression anxiety.
Maybe it's like, okay, well,I'm going to prescribe this.
You know you have to go to thepain clinic.
You know if you agree, you knowyou don't have to.
(20:24):
But if you agree to.
You know we've seen successeswith the pain clinic.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
So, go and get like 45 minutes of pain every
Thursday for the next coupleweeks and let's see if that
improves your anxiety anddepression I don't know, if I
don't know, if this would, Idon't know either, but maybe it
would, maybe, maybe it would,you know that same brother.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
That same brother who said your brother this is, yeah
, the same brother who said thisis not going to work.
This is just going to get abunch of people cutting
themselves and it's bad anddon't do this.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Dr Justin Marchegiani .
He has a point.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Dr Tim Jackson.
Yeah, I mean he has a point,he's a trained psychiatrist and
he should at least take it whathe says into account.
But another thing that he toldme at a different time was he
said that essentially allmedication is just irritants to
your body.
Like Tylenol is just a chemicalirritant to the part of your
brain that feels pain and itsort of, because it irritates it
(21:22):
, your body sort ofovercompensates to kind of get
rid of the irritation and thatgets rid of the pain.
And it's kind of like allmedications, like that, pretty
much all medication is just anirritant Tricking your body.
To a certain thing, and then thebody sort of responds to the
irritation and that sort ofcreates, whatever the effect is,
and so you know.
So he's not totally against theidea that the human body might
(21:44):
actually respond positively tostressors.
You know, we're anti-fragile,right, we become stronger by
being stressed.
We don't become weaker by beingstressed.
We become strong.
If too stressed, we can getweaker, we get injured.
But if you just stress thehuman body just enough in the
right way, it actually respondsvery positively.
That's the play.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
That's actually how you get stronger, right, you
break down a limited amount ofyour body in a specific way and
then I don't know if you're-looking at me right, scott,
right now scott.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
But I know, okay, I know how to get strong.
That's how I got all of thesemuscles.
I'm very scrawny to everyone no, that's not true.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
I didn't have any, I go to.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I've been going to CrossFit recently and, like
everyone like there's like athere's like a fort.
No, I go to a different one.
There's a for everyone whodoesn't know I was banned.
I was banned from the localcrossfit gym but I go to.
There's another one like threeblocks away from that one.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Do you have to put on a disguise, do you?
Are you wearing a mustache?
Speaker 2 (22:47):
I wear a disguise.
When you go to the you're likehello, I am.
I am nice to meet you.
I'm hercule, I'm her'm Hercule,pierre, pierre, hercule, yeah,
no, no, I go to the one down theroad.
It's way nicer.
I like it way better.
But yeah, I've been doing thatweightlifting I literally, like
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the 14-year-old teenagers liftmore than me.
The 60-year-old women all liftmore than me.
Like everyone lifts more thanme.
It, the 60-year-old women alllive more than me.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Like everyone lives more than me.
It's crazy.
I'm like so weak.
They're beasts.
I don't understand it sometimes.
It's awesome that happens atjujitsu.
Sometimes, too, like a littleperson, I'm like how are you so
strong?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
I don't understand, but okay.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
We'll go with it.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Yeah, should I do a third?
Do we have time for a thirdsolution?
Do we have time for?
Speaker 1 (23:44):
a third.
What if I just said nope, andthen we just roll?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
the music.
Wait, what is that music?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
I was doing the Curb your Enthusiasm.
Yeah, that'd be a good idea.
All right, give me one more.
Give me a quick one.
Okay, one more.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
We should genetically modify and create the fart-free
bean.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
What the?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
fart-free bean the fart-free bean.
So beans I always talk to a lotof people about this Beans are
like the best food humans caneat.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
They're like protein, yeah, they're like fiber and
there's so many varieties andthey taste all different.
They taste different, theytaste good.
They have this fleshy,delicious flavor.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
You could mash them up, you can mix them with stuff,
you can spice them everydifferent way.
You can do barbecue you.
You can do jerk beans.
You can do all these things,everything's.
You can put them in soup, youcan put them everywhere.
You can put with rice, you canput them with bread, you can put
them with every.
They're delicious beans.
But but I've talked to a lot ofpeople about this because beans
are so great and they say fart,they make you fart.
And everyone's like I don'twant to eat beans because make
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me fart.
Right, if I eat a steak, I'mnot going to be all farty if and
if I eat, you know, I, you know.
So I don't want to eat beansand so I'm like well, shit, this
is the 21st century man, we gotscience, we got to figure out
how to get the farts.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
So we're trying to get the seedless watermelon.
We got the seedless watermeloncorks tell me more corks, just
butt corks.
Yeah, no, no, because thepressure, the pressure will
build up so much that the courtswill fly out ricochet all
around.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
That's a bad kind of pew, pew, pew Wag somebody in
the head.
So we have the seedlesswatermelon already.
We came up with that 10 decadesago.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Figured it out.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Okay, now they're trying to come up with the
seedless mango.
They already did make some ofit.
Someone just told me they trieda seedless mango.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Okay, I don't know what it's in the middle of that
thing, it's just mango, all theway through Nothing.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
What you just cut straight through, it's all.
Mango, that's magical.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Now they're trying to create the seedless avocado.
Oh, interesting, sure, allweird things, but all these
things are like dude, this isnothing.
Get the fart out of the bean.
If you could get the fart outof the bean, if you could make
the fart free bean, you would beovernight billionaire.
Overnight because you'd have apatent right, because you could
really control it.
You know, you could say all thebeans that are far free, I get
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all of, I get a fraction of that.
I licensed that out to people.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Monsanto is going to right.
They're going to get a fractionof that I.
I licensed that out to people.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Right, they're gonna have the right.
That chain of amino acids thatcreates the fun santo, let's do
this.
Get in there fart free.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Get in bed with monsanto.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Business-wise that sounds whatever I mean, you know
, as long as you do, what areyou broken?
Clock is right twice a day.
If they made the fart free bean, all everything else is
forgotten have the current fartbeans caused you much trauma in
your life?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
it sounds like.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
I mean, everyone enjoys their own brand, Scott,
everyone enjoys their own brand.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
So if you get the fart-free bean, you're also
going to have to do somebranding work.
By the way, speaking ofenjoying your own brand.
There is a very famous rhymethat you're going to have to
rewrite.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Musical Fruit yes, okay, because now it's.
How does this get?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
reworked Well, now it has to be Beans Beans the
Silent Lagoon.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
The more you eat.
That's not really as good, it'sjust.
Also it sounds like that famousbook, the Silent Lagoon.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
That's a famous book.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Isn't that a book about a mysterious island, I
don't know, the Silent Lagoon.
I have not heard of this.
It sounds like it would be.
Well, now it's about a bean theSilent Lagoon.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
So beans, beans, the musical fruit, oh wait, no Beans
.
Beans, the Silent Lagoon.
The more you eat them, the moreyou consume.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
I mean legume.
The more you eat them, the moreyou consume.
I mean, that's just facts,horrifying.
That's just facts.
Yeah, this is just that's justtrue, straight facts.
It's a truism the more you eat,the more you eat.
Okay, so I think you did it.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
I think you did it.
I think you're done.
We're done.
How do you know what I?
But what I'm foreseeing is afuture in which children don't
associate farts with beans.
They won't even understand whythat existed.
They'll be like Father.
Father, I don't understand thatrhyme.
Why did you sing that song whenyou were a boy?
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And I'll be like when I was alad laddie.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Several of these movies from the 1980s have jokes
that just don't make senseanymore.
Yeah, what they were eatingbeans, then they farted.
I mean farts will still exist.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
We're not living a fart-free world.
That's another brave new worldthat I cannot conceive of.
But a fart-free bean, scott, afart-free bean, this is what we
aspire to.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
I'm not a food scientist, is this a matter of?
I'm breeding the plant,generation by generation, to
create a different strain ofbean.
You?
Speaker 2 (28:29):
could do it that way, or am.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I like treating the beans in like some sort of a
juice.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
That defart oh like a defart juice.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Like a wash.
Okay, so there's three options.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Okay, selective breeding, which is the one you
just mentioned.
Sure, the other one youmentioned, which is like a
treatment, of the beans.
Okay, wait do a treatment toremove the fart?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
so should I guess the third option can I option?
You can try, it's corks no,corks, no, we can't.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Uninsurable idea, I thought the third idea is like a
really, really, um, scientificgenetic manipulation.
Like you find the exact genethat produces the fart, I see,
and then you just defartify thebean by changing that one gene
or those few genes.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
You reach inside With , like CRISPR, you can use
CRISPR.
You reach inside the, yeah, theribosome yeah, and you're like
this is the locus of the fart,the fart locus.
Okay.
So which one are we going to do, because I don't know how.
What does so?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
what about?
A bean causes farts?
I mean people would just say,well, it's just fiber.
But that's not true, because ifI eat a full glass, like a full
dose of, like psyllium huskfiber, I don't get all farty.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
So it's not that understanding is there's some
complex chains of differentproteins in the bean that take
longer to break down.
That's the locus of the fart.
We got to get rid of thosecomplex chains.
Exactly.
They take longer to break down,which is why, if you soak your
beans, you might get less ofthat if you wash them or rinse
them differently.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
People all have different methodologies that
they have, that they say, butthat's not enough.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
But my understanding is it goes and so in your
intestines it's still breakingdown, which means it's still
emitting gas, which means youfart because it's doing that
later in the process, Right.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
So we need scientists to figure out what those are
and then selectively crisp themout that those don't exist.
The beans might change, thetexture might change a little
bit or the casings may change.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
What if they're more delicious?
Huh, there you go.
What if they become?
Could be an improvement Also.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
I bet there's very and there's so many different
types of beans, there's got tobe variation in the fart
coefficient.
That's the FC you've got.
So for each bean there's goingto be an FC and uh-huh.
And then you got to find thebeans at the lowest fc and see
what's going on, put them in amass spectrometer, blast them,
figure out what, what, whatelectrons, you know what
valences are there thescientists doing this research?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
I'm so sorry for you.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
No no, this is a good sign.
There are scientists makingthis seedless watermelon.
That's, who cares seedlessscientists.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
It's fun to spit watermelon seeds.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
That's one of the fun when I a child, one of my
greatest memories of the summerwas to eat watermelon and spit
watermelon seeds.
It was fun, it was like a game,and now they got rid of that.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Okay, that doesn't sound fun.
Scientists spend so much timetrying to get rid of a perfectly
harmless thing.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
So now of spitting seeds you get measuring farts
Still sound.
So fun.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I'm talking about the scientist who has to conduct
this research.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
I see, I was thinking about the end goal.
You were talking about theprocess.
You were talking about themeans.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
I'm saying the lab assistant who has to be like.
All right, sir, come on intothe fart chamber please, they
don't have to manually check thefarts.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
They can just attach an apparatus and the apparatus
can just.
You know, it's like a little.
It's like a little reverse gasmask well, no, it can just be
like a little, um, like, alittle, uh like a little uh,
propeller thing.
And then every time you fart itpushes the propeller a certain
amount and that's how youmeasure a tiny wind turbine,
because well, here's okay, nowthis gets.
(32:05):
Exactly Wait okay, so if we'regoing to do that, if we're going
to do that, then we need toconnect those wires.
With the cork first.
You can cork it at the tube,that's true, but we got to
connect those wires to some sortof a battery so we can store
the energy that these fartscreate Because if we're spinning
a turbine, oh, okay, well, Iguess we'll just use a laser to
cut down to the center of theearth instead.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
That was a good solution.
We talked about that last time.
I'm trying to get fart powers.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Quazeterra, so wait.
What this brings up, though, iswait, wait, wait, wait.
This is an important question.
What if we actually need twofart coefficients?
We need the fart.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Don't laugh.
This is important.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
I've always felt like I needed to fart.
This is important.
If you could give people to eatbeans, that would drastically.
This is a climate changesolution.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
I live by myself, bro .
I eat beans all the time.
What are we talking about?
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Well, the rest of us.
We can't blow the doors off ofour house because other people
are here, so we need to do bothsmell and quantity of farts,
because smell is far worse thanquantity.
Right, if you just fart a lotbut it doesn't smell at all, who
cares?
Yeah, you can fart all day long.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
I mean, it's only if you're quiet about it, but if
you're talking like proteinshake, farts those are crazy.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
You know I can fix those.
You know what's causing thatMaltodextrin.
Okay, oh it's the sugar.
Well, not a sugar, it's calledmaltodextrin.
It's an additive.
It's a starch.
It's an artificial starch.
That's actually a waste productof other production processes.
But they put it into foodbecause people think you can eat
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it, but it actually destroysyour microbiome.
So if you go get a proteinpowder that has no maltodextrin,
destroys your microbiome.
So if you go get a proteinpowder that has no maltodextrin,
your protein farts will go away.
Okay, I solved it see, I'mdefarting this, I'm a d fart,
I'm a d farting a machine.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
I'm also farting.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
I'm a farting machine and a deep farting machine we
are, we are, but are we not?
Speaker 1 (34:01):
but, uh, quandaries, what is that?
Oh man, I'm just reaching for aword I can't get we're, we're,
uh, oh, I am uh.
Contradictions, yeah, Icontradict myself self manifold
I'll pull it as soon as we'renot yeah, I pull it right out of
your ass.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
So so the which is where you know to fart, you know
, to fart is human because, ifyou think about it, the only
reason we fart and have a soundis because we have upright
posture which makes our buttcheeks stick out over our, our
anuses, and that's what makesthe like, the resonance of the
vibration, for a oh, you're justtalking about the sound yeah,
(34:40):
so like a deer deers are fartingall the time, but you never you
never.
Yeah, yeah, but but I mean atrue human rip.
You know, yeah, that onlyhappens because we have upright
posture, which is a humanfeature, the upright posture of
the great apes, well, and so thefart I'll throw a different is
so human, it's a human behavior.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
I'll throw a different theory why we have
noisy farts and other animals.
Don't we have fleshy buttcheeks?
Speaker 2 (35:05):
that's because of the upright posture, but everyone
else has furry butt cheeks oh,and so the dampens it for what?
Speaker 1 (35:11):
what you're hearing is like it's but they don't have
.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
But she's flapping again.
They don't look at.
Look at even a gorilla.
They don't have butt cheeksbecause they don't think I look
at gorilla butts all the timewhen you're not around they
don't I know you don't have totell me anything about gorilla
butts.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
I know, know, I'm going to lecture you about
gorilla butt cheeks, becauseclearly you're thinking they
have butt cheeks.
I spend 95% of my day thinkingabout gorilla butt cheeks.
Their butts just look like bony.
You don't know what kind ofarena you just stepped into you,
just stepped into the arena.
The gorilla butt arena.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Oh boy, so baboons their butts puff out like red.
Yeah, they got good butts, butthat's not around their anus
Like our.
Our butt is the butt cheeks areright around the anus because
of upright posture.
Yeah, okay, dogs, no uprightposture.
They don't need these big, hugegluteus maximus muscles to pull
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up the spine vertical like oursdoes.
So, yeah, okay, up the spinevertical like ours does, um, so,
yeah, okay so the fart freebean would be a climate, a
climate solution, because you'rereduced, you could get more
protein and stuff from beansinstead of eating meat, which is
a better the whole diet wouldswitch over to more beans and
people would be healthy, moresustainable as well.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
More sustainable and regrow.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
You can just grow beans doesn't hurt the nitration
of the soil.
You don't have to use manyfertilizers.
This would be a huge climatesolution if you could just reach
in to the bean.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
More dates go to Mexican restaurants.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Yeah, you get more dates.
Husbands would do better.
Their wives would not be asbothered by their husbands.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
More wives.
Everybody who likes beans Wivessomehow evaporate.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
The farts seem to just evaporate out of them.
I don't know how it works oh,is it magic they're.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
They're having to go to extra trouble for your, for
your male privilege.
They're having to go, are they?
I don't think they squelchtheir farts in private.
I don't know my, you don'tthink ladies fart?
Speaker 2 (37:01):
no, no, they do fart.
I clearly they do, and I'veheard them and they just not as
big, as strong as not, notnearly as much, yeah, not nearly
as much.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Men are bigger stronger farters, they're better
.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
I'm not saying that.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
We have just physically better butts.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
That's right.
Well, something's going on thatthere's definitely more coming.
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
But anyways it is.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
It's the patriarchy.
This is the fartriarchy, scott.
No, I just read the book I justread.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
I've just read a bunch.
I just read I'm late for notthis.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Oh my gosh, uh, oh boy are you think you're gonna
get canceled for the fartriarchyscott?
I don't think so.
No, I I just read.
I just read all like a bunch ofbooks about the patriarchy.
I read the first one.
The first one called creationof the patriarchy, and then I
read another recent one calledwhy Does Patriarchy Persist, and
I was really learning aboutpatriarchy.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Why did you read the third one called how to Continue
the Patriarchy, no Matter what?
Then I did that.
Whoa, that's a little suspect.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
How to Create the Fartriarchy which is the next
goal here.
No, I'll do another solution onthe patriarchy.
I think I have a solution forthe patriarchy.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
I think I have a solution for the patriarchy to
make it weaker right yeah, yeah,to get rid of it, okay, cool.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
No, it's bad it's bad for men and women but.
I think we'll do a solutionabout the patriarchy later.
I've kind of already done it alittle bit, but I think we'll
put a fine yeah, no, and yousolved it because the patriarchy
is gone.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Last time I checked is no, it's still.
Isn't that the book?
Speaker 2 (38:23):
was called, though the book I just read, called why
is the patriarchy persists, isbecause they're like it still
persists.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Oh, but books take a long time.
I thought maybe in between thepublishing, and now it maybe had
to evaporate.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Well, you know but this episode is about the fat.
The fart, not the fatriarchy.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
That's that fatness this is half patriarchy, half
our triarchy.
And what was the first half?
Wait the third.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
We did three, three of them.
We did workday fines and taxes,workday fines.
Bail, fines and taxes could allbe workday.
Then the empty needle painclinic.
Empty needle, and then the farttriarchy.
And then the fart triarchy thefart free bean.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
So we're saving you money, we're giving you pain and
we're easing your farts.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Yeah, well, the goal of the pain is to help mental
illness, but yeah, you know,like grief and grief and coming
of age, teenage angst and griefand who knows what else.
Maybe transitional periods inyour life, like when you're
transitioning from one job toanother, you should go to the
pain clinic.
A little bit might help you,because, uh, that's just what
humans seem to be into.
(39:21):
I don't know.
Do you have a favorite bean?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
uh, fava beans are really good okay, yeah, those
are the big ones, they're bigyeah, they're really big and
white.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Okay, yeah, they're.
They're very um silky.
They have a silky texture.
Oh, and I think their fartprofile is pretty low.
Their fart, their fp, their fcand their fp that's what I look,
that's what I look for in abean.
You know what you need.
The researchers need is a fartsommelier.
That's what the fartresearchers will need.
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Or you think they're just goingto do it chemically?
Who are we getting to train?
Speaker 1 (40:00):
There's a whole process of logic.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
You can determine chemically.
They have electronic noses, youcan use that to do it.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Now if you told me we could train dogs for this like
the same way they train dogs,they're like no, no, no, no, no.
Stop getting these dogs thatcan smell cancer, Bring them
over here.
Bring them over here.
See if they can Fewer of thosewhich one of the beans we're
going to teach them anymore nowyou smell bums.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Now you smell bums.
Yeah, perfect, it's the bombsto bums pipeline.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
That's it okay well, we did, some solutions.
We did indeed.
I think these are goodsolutions.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
I I stand by all three of these.
Obviously, the empty needle ismore of a hypothesis.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
We need more research and because you're standing by,
you have no hair on your butt,cheeks because of that.
So good job.
It's the standing, it's thestanding, oh yeah yeah, standing
up.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
Well, we, well you know why we lost our hair, right
human beings.
Do you know why?
Have you heard of the aquaticape theory the aquatic.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
We lost our hair because we were in the water.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
That's the theory, that's, the theory of human
evolution, is that we were swampmonkeys.
Because if you throw a monkey,if you take a monkey who's like
on all fours and you throw themin the water, what do they do?
They go upright.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
You left a space there like I would have an
answer.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
Well, they float.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
You take a monkey you throw it in the water.
You know what happens.
Right?
I'm like no, why?
Yeah, if you throw them inshallow water.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
They don't stay forward like this, like with
their head down in the water.
They stand up and the float ofthe water lets them be upright
and have upright posture.
Oh Right, and so it's kind oflike this indication.
There's other the fact that wehave no hair.
(41:52):
If you look at like dolphins,whales, anything, any mammal
that goes in the water, it hasno hair.
But if you see all mammals thatare on land, they all have fur
right, most of them, and thenand then also the where we get
blubber.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
So we have subcutaneous, so we so, if you
see like a rhinoceros.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
They get all their fat under their muscle okay but
if you look at like a dolphin ora whale, they get blububber,
they get all their fat on theoutside of their muscle to
insulate against the water.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
And human beings get fat.
On the outside Rhinos rarelyneed insulation from the cold
water.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
Well, that's the thing the cold water, the cold
of.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Africa Right, or just the cold of their climate.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
But even if you go to woolly mammoths, they put all
their fat underneath theirmuscle.
Oh, okay, they put all theirfat underneath their muscle and
then the muscles on the outside,whereas you get blubber for
water animals.
And human beings have blubber.
We have blubber on the outside,Not me bro.
This skin this fat I'm workingon that.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Well, not you, but everyone else.
Thank you very much, yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
We also go in the bathtub too long.
What happens?
Your fingers change.
Your fingertips, oh, theybecome gecko-y, they become
better at grabbing in water?
Is that why which means weactually are evolved to be able
to use our hands in water better?
It literally is an adaptivething.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Okay.
Also, babies, when they're bornright away, can swim instantly,
that's right, they have thisalso, this reflex where they
will like not, they will notbreathe underwater right, they
won't breathe underwater,they'll swim.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Yeah, so human beings , there's all these indications
that we are these sort of watermonkeys, these I'll do it, I'll
take it aquatic apes, all rightyeah, so I believe it, you can.
Next time you're seeing a bunchof kids peeing in the public
pool, you the next time, thevery next time, I go you aquatic
apes.
Also, when you look at the costof how is it like the cost of
land around lakes and bodies ofwater?
(43:38):
yeah those aquatic apes, likethey pay, they pay extra, you
know, to get near the water.
They like it.
I grew up you're talking thewrong guy.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
I grew up in kansas no water.
There's no water in kansas.
People were like, how close arewe to the basketball court?
My man, oh yeah, that's, that'sour proximity yeah, all right,
man, all right.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Thank you everybody for coming.
Another successful week.
Yeah, three solutions down,plus you get a little aquatic
ape, a moose boosh, there at theend yes djs, steve, all right,
everyone have fun.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
See you next, be safe , solve all the problems solve
them all so that we have no moreshow.
Keep it, then we're done that'sright, we'll be done.
That would be nice, actuallywe'll just talk about furiosa
instead of like doing yeah we'dbe totally become a movie
podcast, then yeah I'm downanytime you want to pivot.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
I am easily convincible should we do some
movie episodes?
We could do that solutions,movies from the multiverse, and
I did have one where I wanted to.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
I wanted to make you watch the movie cars because you
hate cars so much.
Oh god, I hate that.
No, I don't watch it.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
I won't watch fast and furious, I won't watch cars,
I won't watch anything verydifferent movies, very different
movies.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
No, they're the same.
They all are just they're sodifferent.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
They're all just aggrandizing this horrible
violence of cult, this culturalviolence that cars have.
It's the same as like a gunviolence.
It's something that glorifiedgun violence.
I wouldn't want to watch thateither.
Oh okay, you know, like johnwick, I don't like john wick.
It's just glorifies gunviolence.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
Same thing cars glorifies car I feel like you're
not allowed to watch fury roadthen, or furiosa, yeah, I mean
that's.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
It's heavy cars are so the cars are so weird and
also it's sort of saying don'tcars got us in this situation,
like it's sort of saying likeclimate change, it's not like,
it's like we have these car.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
We have this car culture, but it's not exactly
enviable exactly, it's not.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
It's not glorifying, it's not aspirational, no, you
don.
It's not glorifying car culture, it's not aspirational, no, you
don't want to get to this levelof car culture.
Wait, you don't want to live inMad Max?
Okay, yeah, me personally.
Come on, scott.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
I tried some of that silver spray paint.
The taste not good.
No, thank you.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
Witness me.
All right, scott.
All right, alright, take care,we can talk about it next time
see you guys.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
Bye, no-transcript.
Hello Adam, how are you?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
doing.
Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hello Scott, I'm doing well.
Welcome to the podcast thisweek Welcome welcome.
The podcast called Solutionsfrom the Multiverse.
Of course SFM.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
My name is.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Scott Maupin.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
And I'm Adam Browse.
And we are the Bim, bim, bimBrothers Every week we come and
share with you a totally unheardof solution to the world's
problems right, and anytimesomeone has a good idea, we hear
noises in the background.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Wait, what was that?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
oh, that's when we have bad ideas.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
That's the bad, bad ideas get the first sound and
then a gong.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
What does the gong do ?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
a gong means dinner's ready I hope.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I hope.
Good that's, I hope, if I heara large symbol playing.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I hope it means that there's some food somewhere,
because I want some so, scott,I've got, I've got solutions
today I think we gotta do.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I think we gotta do a couple of them okay, you're
gonna.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
You got your double, double barreled on us today.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Double barrel okay, first one.
I think we might have talkedabout this before work day fines
.
Work day fines yeah, so likeyou take the amount of income
that someone's makes a year.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Okay you divide it by dollars.
What?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
yeah, and then you yeah, and then you divide that
by then you divide that by thenumber of days you work in a
year, which is like two thousandright isn't that right?
No, no, that's too many that'show many hours you work two
thousand days in a year, that'sreally 200 people work like 200
days a year.
So you divide it by 200 andthen that's the fine.
So, for example, if you likepark your car in the wrong place
(01:44):
, you get maybe it's a, maybeit's a half day.
Fine, right instead of sayingyou may, it's a fine for this
many dollars for everyone.
It's like no, no, no, it's ahalf day, fine, and then
everybody's days are calculatedwhen they do taxes the year
before and then that determinestheir fines, that they have to
pay the rest for the rest of theyear okay.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
So me, tiger woods and I are racing our cars on the
highway and we both get pulledover for speeding yeah, his his.
You're saying his ticket isgoing to be much higher than
mine because way higher his perday.
Yeah.
So say you're much higher thansay say you're speeding just a
little bit and it's a quarterlet's say it's a quarter day fee
, because yeah because you, youknow, you find, you know if
(02:28):
you're like, if you've got like,if you've got like no money.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, they're gonna put a minimum.
Like you know, if you're poor,it'll be like 50 bucks, which
actually might be a lot for you,because you sure don't have 50
bucks right, yeah yeah, but itwon't be like 300 bucks for you
and 300 bucks for tagger woods.
It'll be like 50 bucks for theperson with no money and it'll
be like half a million bucks forsomebody who makes like 200
bucks, 200 million dollars, ayear.
Yeah, they'd have to pay likehalf a million bucks for.
(02:53):
For for a half day, fine, or aquarter day, fine right so.
So it gets way higher becauseit's based on days of work
rather than money, so it's stillequal.
So that's the thing I like tosay people say it would not be
good if you said we're going tocharge rich people more and poor
people less.
(03:13):
It's like, no, we're chargingeveryone the same.
Well, it's a quarter day or ahalf day or one day or five days
and if you go into, if you goto court and they need to put a
big fine on you or a big bail,you could use this for bail too.
Right the bail is set at 10 daysof your work, right?
So a very wealthy person, 10days would be like $200,000, but
(03:35):
a very poor person, 10 dayswould be like 200, about $200.
They don't make any money, youknow, and and so you could
actually set all kinds of thingsbails, fines, everything could
all be set based on days, and itwould be equal.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
It would.
I mean honestly another thing.
I don't know if this is part ofit, but I feel like right now
the structure is that a lot oftimes law enforcement goes after
low hanging fruit and not after, like some of the higher harder
low-hanging fruit and not after, like some of the higher harder
(04:08):
.
It's like I don't want to tangowith the powerful people who
could like make problems for me,but I don't mind hassling these
skateboarders you know what Imean.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Like I'll spend my time doing that right when.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
But if they got a bigger payout, yeah, and I, I
don't want to, I don't want toincentivize it like they're
bounty hunters trying to get thebiggest whale.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Well, they kind of are.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
But to reverse the incentive some way where it's
like yeah maybe get the bigpeople who are doing massive
amounts of damage behind closeddoors and just protected by
their office.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Get those people, oh, that's a good point.
Office Get those people, that'sa good point.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
There's less of an incentive in.
We're going to get all thesegraffiti artists.
I'm like, cool, what are yougoing to get?
$10 for me, yeah exactly.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
It's going to be like $50 fines from each person.
That's like nothing.
But if you go after someone whofences electronics and they
fill an entire shippingcontainer every week with
electronics that were stolen youget that guy.
Oh my god, it's gonna be offthe charts.
You know, I guess you'd have tosomehow work out people who
have informal, informal income,right?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
so if their income isn't on their taxes like
they're criminal well that's,they have a whole like I mean,
that's what the wire like.
There's investigative units whoright put on, say I don't know
what the state of it is anymore,but like supposedly back on.
Which is like what?
This idea that, like, everyonekind of pays a sliding scale and
(05:47):
the rich people pay more?
What if we did that on like Idon't know taxes?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
well, we do that on taxes already, but we don't do
it like we don't do it the same,we don't do it very well people
.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
yeah, people get, we do it some, but like there's a a
status above which you don'treally have to start paying that
proportional chunk.
You're just kind of like Idon't know, I have money people
that do the money stuff and Iget my tax breaks and we do our
stuff offshore and it works outpretty well.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
What was the Donald Trump tax return where he paid?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
like $0 one year because of reported losses.
Oh yeah, it's absurd.
You're just like that makes alot of reporting.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Oh yeah, it's absurd.
Yeah, it's absurd.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
You're just like that makes a lot of sense.
I've never had a zero dollarsyear ever.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
You haven't, Scott.
You've never had a zero dollartax year.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I don't think so Not that I can remember.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I mean, everybody has a right to pay as little taxes
as they can.
I guess.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Sure.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
But the, but the.
Yeah, I mean, there's reallyegregious things like the
carried interest tax, but itdoes seem to benefit the carried
interest tax loop is like acrazy private equity tax
loophole that just is there andeveryone knows it's there,
everyone knows that if you justclosed it it would be like fair,
and just nobody does it.
It's like, oh my God.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, okay, but I got you sidetracked on taxes.
We were talking about fines.
No, no, I think you're right.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
You could maybe do something around this that way
Workday taxes instead of workdayfines, because people always
complain about like rich peoplecomplain about the progressive
taxation.
They're like I'm paying so muchmore of my income.
Of course they have more, butif you said no, you're actually
paying exactly the same amountof income because everyone pays
(07:26):
30 days of taxes a year orwhatever it is 50 days of taxes.
That would be interestingbecause then it'd be boiling.
It'd be like no, we have a flattax, everyone pays 50 days a
year.
So, your days is more thananother person's day because you
make more in that day.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
All right.
So now I'm in a world where wehave workday fines and my fine
is less because I make less andmy friend's fine is more because
he makes more.
But what I'm starting to wonderis how can we pay the same
price for like eggs?
Because, like, if I make less?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
why wouldn't I-?
Shouldn't eggs be less?
Shouldn't eggs be on aShouldn't I pay less and he pay
more?
But the eggs cost a certainamount to the person selling you
the eggs, it's true.
So as long as we cover that,yeah but there's also profit
involved.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Shouldn't, how would?
I'm not saying it should be,but I'm saying how would you?
Explain to me why it's notreasonable for me to expect the
store that I'm shopping for tomake less profit off of me and
more profit off of a wealthierperson.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Scott, this already exists.
It's called organic eggs.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
You just buy the same eggs, different container.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Basically the same eggs.
Eggs are eggs.
I mean there's not a bigdifference between organic eggs
and non-organic eggs.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
I don't know, man, If you had an egg from like a
fresh farm egg those things aredifferent they are so rich.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yes, yeah, I mean I Is that the case with organic
too?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I don't think it's all the same, but like I'm
talking, like the person walksoutside gets the egg comes back
inside this is there's.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
No, they've been eating worms out there.
This is, yeah, running aroundhunting and pecking and stuff
you have six chickens, not60,000.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
And you know it seems to work better.
It's less efficient, but yeah,the product.
Yeah, Anyway, Eggs I'm nowhungry I will talk about don't
get me sidetracked on foodbecause I'm hungry so like I'll
just have extended conversationson any food item what's your
favorite food item?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
pizza, scott, you love pizza, I do I haven't had
pizza in so long.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
What's your?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
go-to pizza that you like to eat I had pizza last
night.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
It was in a theater, it was pepperoni pizza and I was
not happy about it because itwas not.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Pizza is not gonna be .
Speaker 1 (09:43):
It was not that good but I was watching, watching
Furiosis, so I was having a goodtime.
Yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Should I do another solution?
Let's do what's the other one.
Okay, this is called the emptyneedle, the empty needle.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah, okay, needle is in.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
This may sound crazy, but Syringe needles, as in
tattoo needle, tattoo needle.
So this is a place where youcan go and you can get invisible
tattoos.
It's just the pain of getting atattoo, okay okay, all right so
(10:21):
the tattoo?
So they're happening.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
They're jamming you with the needle, but there's no
ink going in, so when it healsit'll just be nothing, nothing
yeah okay, this is called theempty needle, and there is no
way, adam before we get way intothis, let's just give listeners
because they can't see us thetotal.
The total of tattoos on yourbody would be okay, and also me.
(10:46):
The total is zero.
So, combined, the two of ushave a total of zero tattoos
yeah so zero on zero here we go,now let's let's talk about
tattoos.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
So, yeah, this is definitely yeah, right, we're
not the p.
Are you saying we're not thepeople to be talking about this?
No, I'm here we go, now let'stalk about tattoos.
So, yeah, this is definitelyyeah, right.
Are you saying we're not thepeople to be talking about this?
No, I'm saying I don'tunderstand, no, no, no, I don't
understand.
I may not understand all theappeal of the tattoo, so I don't
understand how it works.
I agree.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I won't be able to check you on this From, and me
neither.
You have free right, no I don'thave free reign.
I'm saying with the greatest,the greatest, uh, ignorance here
you said you're the greatesttattoo expert in the entire
history of the world.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I don't know what I'm talking about, but I but it's
an interesting idea.
So the idea is there's twothings that happen when you get
a tattoo.
Yeah, there's the ink itselfand the artwork, and there's the
pain of getting a tattoo, theexperience of getting a tattoo,
which itself is a of experience,and I've talked to multiple
people who have lots of tattooswho have told me that they are
(11:42):
not.
They are addicted to gettingtattoos or they like getting
tattoos, in large part becauseof the experience of getting a
tattoo, not because they alwaysget ink on their skin later that
they can then look at and enjoyoh, I have this art on my body
but actually the actual processof going and having someone
(12:04):
inflict safe and severe, butsafe and manageable levels of
pain to your body to themactually is a positive
experience and I can understandthat.
I can sort of understand that.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
As a person who does jujitsu, I cannot understand
that whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
No, you can't.
No, no, you must be able tounderstand that, yeah, yeah.
So I asked my brother and mydad, who are both psychiatrists.
I asked them what do you guysthink of this?
This idea, the empty needle, apain clinic place, a place where
you go and just receive?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
pain, quick pause.
The number of tattoos on yourbrother and father zero, okay.
So we're still at zero.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Okay, we're still at zero but they're psychiatrists,
so they have you know, this islike a question of sort of, and
my brother was like.
My brother was like no, this ishorrible.
You're just going to get abunch of like people who are,
like you know, cuttingthemselves and they're gonna
come in and this is gonna belike legal self-harm and this is
bad.
You know, he was like this isnot good it does.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I thought was a little bit over.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
I thought that was a little bit sensational.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I was like I don't think that's what's gonna happen
.
I don't know, but it does seemlike the the same risk of
infection still exists, likeyou'd have to take care of it
afterward the same way, becauseyou'd still have a wound.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Yeah, you'd still have a wound, yeah, okay, but
that's all manageable, that'sall a thing.
People know how to do that,okay.
But my dad, on the other hand,was like.
He was like yeah, this makessense.
He was like, yeah, people he wasespecially, he went down an
anthropological route.
He was like if you people hewas especially, he kind of went
down like an anthropologicalroute.
He was like if you look atanthropological record of human
(13:42):
cultures across the worldthroughout history, almost all
of them have some kind of painritual like scarring or
tattooing actually in thePolynesian you know where
tattoos were invented, but likescarring, or you know branding,
or like you know bleeding, youknow cutting and letting the
blood you know go into whateverthe flames or whatever it is.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
And and he said or just like you have to go at some
sort of pain initiation intoadulthood and even if it's not a
physical, if it's like you haveto go out into the wilderness
for you know 10 days and don'tcome back, and if you're
surviving, you come.
Yeah right that's a differentkind of, but you're still
subjecting them to a pain.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
That right circumcision you might do adult
circumcision, you might do allkinds of things you might do a
wrestle might do a fight, mightbe something that's painful, and
my so.
My dad was like that would belike a modern, controlled, safe,
clinical way to give people theability to carefully inflict
(14:46):
ritualistic pain on themselves,and I was like this is awesome,
somebody's got to make this.
Somebody's got to make theempty needle.
Preston Pyshko, you could callit.
What could you call?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
it's got to make the empty needle.
You could call it um.
What could you call?
You could call it, the emptyneedle hyper acup hyper
acupuncture, acupuncture now ifyou take this idea, you know
that.
Okay, so follow me, I'm notsuper into the needle idea, but
so keep the, keep the, thevibrating, stabbing motion,
(15:17):
right, yeah, all right and thennow take that needle and replace
it with, let's say, like arubber, a rubberized round ball.
Okay, and then you can use thaton your shoulders.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
This is a theragun.
Yeah, it's a theragun.
I'm just adding a theragun.
Yeah, that seems like way.
Oh no, it's a pop.
It's a successful business.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
You're right, the theragun but I like the it saws
all with a with a doorstop on it.
I heard.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
I heard a.
I heard a sad story of a uh orno.
Was it from a movie?
No, it was a movie, it was ashow, and the woman had like
these, these, like tattoos, andshe would do a new, a new little
flower every time time shekilled someone or something like
an assassin or something.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
I'm happy this is a show and not someone you know in
real life.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Or like no, I knew a guy in real life who, when his
son passed, away who got atattoo every time he killed
someone?
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah, no, his son passed away.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
It was very sad His son passed away and his son was
really into tattoos.
And when his son passed away,the dad went and got like a half
sleeve, a beautiful half sleevedone in memoriam of his son.
And that's not a rare thing forpeople to get tattoos when
they're grieving and you mightjust say, well, it's just
(16:29):
symbolic, it's just to rememberhis son.
But there's another side to it,which is actually the pain of
the tattoo can actually betherapeutic for the grief, and
that's not entirely understood,but it's certainly a pattern
that you recognize if you lookat this behavior, and so it's an
interesting thing.
(16:50):
Like well, could you then?
Does that mean someone couldsay, you know, hey, I'm
struggling with grief and I'mworking with a therapist or a
grief counselor, and they couldsay I prescribed to you to go to
the pain clinic to the emptyneedle and actually receive pain
on your, you know, on your backor on your you know someplace
where it wouldn't show on yourbutt or something, or on your
(17:12):
foot if you really wanted a lotof pain, you know, or on your
calf, and then the patient wouldgo is this really going to work
, doc?
And it's like maybe it would.
I mean, this is like more.
Like you know, we're generatinga hypothesis, not a conclusion,
but you know, maybe is thatlike a thing in the future, like
actually prescribing pain inorder to like cope with other
emotional problems.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Yeah, I mean we prescribe pain with physical
therapy, essentially no.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
What your physical therapist hurt you.
My physical therapists feelgood to go to.
They massage and stretch.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
It does feel good, but also depending on your
injury.
Part of it is pushing yourrange of motion or pushing
yourself outside of your.
Again, this is exercise as pain.
Again, this is exercise as pain.
It's in service of a good thing, but it's painful to
rehabilitate injuries sometimes.
I'm familiar with that yeahyeah, no, you're right.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
I mean, there is some pain, although I think people
would say that pain is not tocause the healing right, no it's
just a byproduct of the process, but there might be a way that,
for example, like a youngperson, you're saying it's, it
is the pain itself, yeah, yeah,like young people coming of age
might actually need a stressful,painful situation to come of
(18:30):
age like it seems like humanbeings just need to get stuck
with needles more.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
They go and get tattoos.
A lot, a lot of people are likeI can't wait until I'm 18.
I'm going to get a tattoo.
It's a coming of age, but it'salso really painful and so, in a
way, it's like I went throughthat pain.
I experienced that pain and,anthropologically speaking,
coming of age ceremonies mightinclude a kind of painful or
difficult, stressful situation,but then you don't have to mark
(18:58):
your body.
If you could do the pain clinicyou know the empty needle you
could say, yeah, I'm coming ofage and my mom got me a, a whole
pain clinic.
You know I'm gonna go into thepain clinic every day, for, you
know, every other week for thenext three weeks, because I'm
gonna I gotta get my pain.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
I think I prefer the miley cyrus coming of age ritual
um more than this one I haven'ttried this one what is molly
cyrus's.
What is that?
Oh, that's the one where youget naked and you hang on a
wrecking ball and you like oh,and you that's coming of age,
uh-huh, that's when you want togo from being a child into being
an adult.
You.
Is that what the song's?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
about.
I thought it was.
I came in like a wrecking ball.
Isn't that about being overinto a guy?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Yeah, but I'm just saying, the concept of her doing
that was like hey, I'm not akid anymore, now I'm an adult,
I'm naked hanging on this thingswinging around.
So, I'm not the Disney staranymore.
Think of me differently.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
I think that was her announcement.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Oh, interesting, think of me differently.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I think that was her announcement oh, that's when she
did that.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Oh interesting Part of that she's like Sort of a
debutante.
Yes, nudity debutante.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Also, that song slaps , so it's cool it does slap.
That's a really good song, yeah, yeah, I think this could be
used.
So when I say coming of age,maybe a therapist who's dealing
with a teenager who has likedepression like teenage angst,
slash depression anxiety.
Maybe it's like, okay, well,I'm going to prescribe this.
You know you have to go to thepain clinic.
You know if you agree, you knowyou don't have to.
(20:24):
But if you agree to.
You know we've seen successeswith the pain clinic.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
So, go and get like 45 minutes of pain every
Thursday for the next coupleweeks and let's see if that
improves your anxiety anddepression I don't know, if I
don't know, if this would, Idon't know either, but maybe it
would, maybe, maybe it would,you know that same brother.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
That same brother who said your brother this is, yeah
, the same brother who said thisis not going to work.
This is just going to get abunch of people cutting
themselves and it's bad anddon't do this.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Dr Justin Marchegiani .
He has a point.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Dr Tim Jackson.
Yeah, I mean he has a point,he's a trained psychiatrist and
he should at least take it whathe says into account.
But another thing that he toldme at a different time was he
said that essentially allmedication is just irritants to
your body.
Like Tylenol is just a chemicalirritant to the part of your
brain that feels pain and itsort of, because it irritates it
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, your body sort ofovercompensates to kind of get
rid of the irritation and thatgets rid of the pain.
And it's kind of like allmedications, like that, pretty
much all medication is just anirritant Tricking your body.
To a certain thing, and then thebody sort of responds to the
irritation and that sort ofcreates, whatever the effect is,
and so you know.
So he's not totally against theidea that the human body might
(21:44):
actually respond positively tostressors.
You know, we're anti-fragile,right, we become stronger by
being stressed.
We don't become weaker by beingstressed.
We become strong.
If too stressed, we can getweaker, we get injured.
But if you just stress thehuman body just enough in the
right way, it actually respondsvery positively.
That's the play.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
That's actually how you get stronger, right, you
break down a limited amount ofyour body in a specific way and
then I don't know if you're-looking at me right, scott,
right now scott.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
But I know, okay, I know how to get strong.
That's how I got all of thesemuscles.
I'm very scrawny to everyone no, that's not true.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
I didn't have any, I go to.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I've been going to CrossFit recently and, like
everyone like there's like athere's like a fort.
No, I go to a different one.
There's a for everyone whodoesn't know I was banned.
I was banned from the localcrossfit gym but I go to.
There's another one like threeblocks away from that one.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Do you have to put on a disguise, do you?
Are you wearing a mustache?
Speaker 2 (22:47):
I wear a disguise.
When you go to the you're likehello, I am.
I am nice to meet you.
I'm hercule, I'm her'm Hercule,pierre, pierre, hercule, yeah,
no, no, I go to the one down theroad.
It's way nicer.
I like it way better.
But yeah, I've been doing thatweightlifting I literally, like
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the 14-year-old teenagers liftmore than me.
The 60-year-old women all liftmore than me.
Like everyone lifts more thanme.
It, the 60-year-old women alllive more than me.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Like everyone lives more than me.
It's crazy.
I'm like so weak.
They're beasts.
I don't understand it sometimes.
It's awesome that happens atjujitsu.
Sometimes, too, like a littleperson, I'm like how are you so
strong?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
I don't understand, but okay.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
We'll go with it.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Yeah, should I do a third?
Do we have time for a thirdsolution?
Do we have time for?
Speaker 1 (23:44):
a third.
What if I just said nope, andthen we just roll?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
the music.
Wait, what is that music?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
I was doing the Curb your Enthusiasm.
Yeah, that'd be a good idea.
All right, give me one more.
Give me a quick one.
Okay, one more.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
We should genetically modify and create the fart-free
bean.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
What the?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
fart-free bean the fart-free bean.
So beans I always talk to a lotof people about this Beans are
like the best food humans caneat.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
They're like protein, yeah, they're like fiber and
there's so many varieties andthey taste all different.
They taste different, theytaste good.
They have this fleshy,delicious flavor.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
You could mash them up, you can mix them with stuff,
you can spice them everydifferent way.
You can do barbecue you.
You can do jerk beans.
You can do all these things,everything's.
You can put them in soup, youcan put them everywhere.
You can put with rice, you canput them with bread, you can put
them with every.
They're delicious beans.
But but I've talked to a lot ofpeople about this because beans
are so great and they say fart,they make you fart.
And everyone's like I don'twant to eat beans because make
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me fart.
Right, if I eat a steak, I'mnot going to be all farty if and
if I eat, you know, I, you know.
So I don't want to eat beansand so I'm like well, shit, this
is the 21st century man, we gotscience, we got to figure out
how to get the farts.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
So we're trying to get the seedless watermelon.
We got the seedless watermeloncorks tell me more corks, just
butt corks.
Yeah, no, no, because thepressure, the pressure will
build up so much that the courtswill fly out ricochet all
around.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
That's a bad kind of pew, pew, pew Wag somebody in
the head.
So we have the seedlesswatermelon already.
We came up with that 10 decadesago.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Figured it out.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Okay, now they're trying to come up with the
seedless mango.
They already did make some ofit.
Someone just told me they trieda seedless mango.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Okay, I don't know what it's in the middle of that
thing, it's just mango, all theway through Nothing.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
What you just cut straight through, it's all.
Mango, that's magical.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Now they're trying to create the seedless avocado.
Oh, interesting, sure, allweird things, but all these
things are like dude, this isnothing.
Get the fart out of the bean.
If you could get the fart outof the bean, if you could make
the fart free bean, you would beovernight billionaire.
Overnight because you'd have apatent right, because you could
really control it.
You know, you could say all thebeans that are far free, I get
(26:01):
all of, I get a fraction of that.
I licensed that out to people.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Monsanto is going to right.
They're going to get a fractionof that I.
I licensed that out to people.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Right, they're gonna have the right.
That chain of amino acids thatcreates the fun santo, let's do
this.
Get in there fart free.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Get in bed with monsanto.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Business-wise that sounds whatever I mean, you know
, as long as you do, what areyou broken?
Clock is right twice a day.
If they made the fart free bean, all everything else is
forgotten have the current fartbeans caused you much trauma in
your life?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
it sounds like.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
I mean, everyone enjoys their own brand, Scott,
everyone enjoys their own brand.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
So if you get the fart-free bean, you're also
going to have to do somebranding work.
By the way, speaking ofenjoying your own brand.
There is a very famous rhymethat you're going to have to
rewrite.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Musical Fruit yes, okay, because now it's.
How does this get?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
reworked Well, now it has to be Beans Beans the
Silent Lagoon.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
The more you eat.
That's not really as good, it'sjust.
Also it sounds like that famousbook, the Silent Lagoon.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
That's a famous book.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Isn't that a book about a mysterious island, I
don't know, the Silent Lagoon.
I have not heard of this.
It sounds like it would be.
Well, now it's about a bean theSilent Lagoon.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
So beans, beans, the musical fruit, oh wait, no Beans
.
Beans, the Silent Lagoon.
The more you eat them, the moreyou consume.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
I mean legume.
The more you eat them, the moreyou consume.
I mean, that's just facts,horrifying.
That's just facts.
Yeah, this is just that's justtrue, straight facts.
It's a truism the more you eat,the more you eat.
Okay, so I think you did it.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
I think you did it.
I think you're done.
We're done.
How do you know what I?
But what I'm foreseeing is afuture in which children don't
associate farts with beans.
They won't even understand whythat existed.
They'll be like Father.
Father, I don't understand thatrhyme.
Why did you sing that song whenyou were a boy?
(27:56):
And I'll be like when I was alad laddie.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Several of these movies from the 1980s have jokes
that just don't make senseanymore.
Yeah, what they were eatingbeans, then they farted.
I mean farts will still exist.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
We're not living a fart-free world.
That's another brave new worldthat I cannot conceive of.
But a fart-free bean, scott, afart-free bean, this is what we
aspire to.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
I'm not a food scientist, is this a matter of?
I'm breeding the plant,generation by generation, to
create a different strain ofbean.
You?
Speaker 2 (28:29):
could do it that way, or am.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I like treating the beans in like some sort of a
juice.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
That defart oh like a defart juice.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Like a wash.
Okay, so there's three options.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Okay, selective breeding, which is the one you
just mentioned.
Sure, the other one youmentioned, which is like a
treatment, of the beans.
Okay, wait do a treatment toremove the fart?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
so should I guess the third option can I option?
You can try, it's corks no,corks, no, we can't.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Uninsurable idea, I thought the third idea is like a
really, really, um, scientificgenetic manipulation.
Like you find the exact genethat produces the fart, I see,
and then you just defartify thebean by changing that one gene
or those few genes.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
You reach inside With , like CRISPR, you can use
CRISPR.
You reach inside the, yeah, theribosome yeah, and you're like
this is the locus of the fart,the fart locus.
Okay.
So which one are we going to do, because I don't know how.
What does so?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
what about?
A bean causes farts?
I mean people would just say,well, it's just fiber.
But that's not true, because ifI eat a full glass, like a full
dose of, like psyllium huskfiber, I don't get all farty.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
So it's not that understanding is there's some
complex chains of differentproteins in the bean that take
longer to break down.
That's the locus of the fart.
We got to get rid of thosecomplex chains.
Exactly.
They take longer to break down,which is why, if you soak your
beans, you might get less ofthat if you wash them or rinse
them differently.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
People all have different methodologies that
they have, that they say, butthat's not enough.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
But my understanding is it goes and so in your
intestines it's still breakingdown, which means it's still
emitting gas, which means youfart because it's doing that
later in the process, Right.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
So we need scientists to figure out what those are
and then selectively crisp themout that those don't exist.
The beans might change, thetexture might change a little
bit or the casings may change.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
What if they're more delicious?
Huh, there you go.
What if they become?
Could be an improvement Also.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
I bet there's very and there's so many different
types of beans, there's got tobe variation in the fart
coefficient.
That's the FC you've got.
So for each bean there's goingto be an FC and uh-huh.
And then you got to find thebeans at the lowest fc and see
what's going on, put them in amass spectrometer, blast them,
figure out what, what, whatelectrons, you know what
valences are there thescientists doing this research?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
I'm so sorry for you.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
No no, this is a good sign.
There are scientists makingthis seedless watermelon.
That's, who cares seedlessscientists.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
It's fun to spit watermelon seeds.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
That's one of the fun when I a child, one of my
greatest memories of the summerwas to eat watermelon and spit
watermelon seeds.
It was fun, it was like a game,and now they got rid of that.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Okay, that doesn't sound fun.
Scientists spend so much timetrying to get rid of a perfectly
harmless thing.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
So now of spitting seeds you get measuring farts
Still sound.
So fun.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I'm talking about the scientist who has to conduct
this research.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
I see, I was thinking about the end goal.
You were talking about theprocess.
You were talking about themeans.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
I'm saying the lab assistant who has to be like.
All right, sir, come on intothe fart chamber please, they
don't have to manually check thefarts.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
They can just attach an apparatus and the apparatus
can just.
You know, it's like a little.
It's like a little reverse gasmask well, no, it can just be
like a little, um, like, alittle, uh like a little uh,
propeller thing.
And then every time you fart itpushes the propeller a certain
amount and that's how youmeasure a tiny wind turbine,
because well, here's okay, nowthis gets.
(32:05):
Exactly Wait okay, so if we'regoing to do that, if we're going
to do that, then we need toconnect those wires.
With the cork first.
You can cork it at the tube,that's true, but we got to
connect those wires to some sortof a battery so we can store
the energy that these fartscreate Because if we're spinning
a turbine, oh, okay, well, Iguess we'll just use a laser to
cut down to the center of theearth instead.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
That was a good solution.
We talked about that last time.
I'm trying to get fart powers.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Quazeterra, so wait.
What this brings up, though, iswait, wait, wait, wait.
This is an important question.
What if we actually need twofart coefficients?
We need the fart.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Don't laugh.
This is important.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
I've always felt like I needed to fart.
This is important.
If you could give people to eatbeans, that would drastically.
This is a climate changesolution.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
I live by myself, bro .
I eat beans all the time.
What are we talking about?
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Well, the rest of us.
We can't blow the doors off ofour house because other people
are here, so we need to do bothsmell and quantity of farts,
because smell is far worse thanquantity.
Right, if you just fart a lotbut it doesn't smell at all, who
cares?
Yeah, you can fart all day long.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
I mean, it's only if you're quiet about it, but if
you're talking like proteinshake, farts those are crazy.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
You know I can fix those.
You know what's causing thatMaltodextrin.
Okay, oh it's the sugar.
Well, not a sugar, it's calledmaltodextrin.
It's an additive.
It's a starch.
It's an artificial starch.
That's actually a waste productof other production processes.
But they put it into foodbecause people think you can eat
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it, but it actually destroysyour microbiome.
So if you go get a proteinpowder that has no maltodextrin,
destroys your microbiome.
So if you go get a proteinpowder that has no maltodextrin,
your protein farts will go away.
Okay, I solved it see, I'mdefarting this, I'm a d fart,
I'm a d farting a machine.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
I'm also farting.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
I'm a farting machine and a deep farting machine we
are, we are, but are we not?
Speaker 1 (34:01):
but, uh, quandaries, what is that?
Oh man, I'm just reaching for aword I can't get we're, we're,
uh, oh, I am uh.
Contradictions, yeah, Icontradict myself self manifold
I'll pull it as soon as we'renot yeah, I pull it right out of
your ass.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
So so the which is where you know to fart, you know
, to fart is human because, ifyou think about it, the only
reason we fart and have a soundis because we have upright
posture which makes our buttcheeks stick out over our, our
anuses, and that's what makesthe like, the resonance of the
vibration, for a oh, you're justtalking about the sound yeah,
(34:40):
so like a deer deers are fartingall the time, but you never you
never.
Yeah, yeah, but but I mean atrue human rip.
You know, yeah, that onlyhappens because we have upright
posture, which is a humanfeature, the upright posture of
the great apes, well, and so thefart I'll throw a different is
so human, it's a human behavior.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
I'll throw a different theory why we have
noisy farts and other animals.
Don't we have fleshy buttcheeks?
Speaker 2 (35:05):
that's because of the upright posture, but everyone
else has furry butt cheeks oh,and so the dampens it for what?
Speaker 1 (35:11):
what you're hearing is like it's but they don't have
.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
But she's flapping again.
They don't look at.
Look at even a gorilla.
They don't have butt cheeksbecause they don't think I look
at gorilla butts all the timewhen you're not around they
don't I know you don't have totell me anything about gorilla
butts.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
I know, know, I'm going to lecture you about
gorilla butt cheeks, becauseclearly you're thinking they
have butt cheeks.
I spend 95% of my day thinkingabout gorilla butt cheeks.
Their butts just look like bony.
You don't know what kind ofarena you just stepped into you,
just stepped into the arena.
The gorilla butt arena.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Oh boy, so baboons their butts puff out like red.
Yeah, they got good butts, butthat's not around their anus
Like our.
Our butt is the butt cheeks areright around the anus because
of upright posture.
Yeah, okay, dogs, no uprightposture.
They don't need these big, hugegluteus maximus muscles to pull
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up the spine vertical like oursdoes.
So, yeah, okay, up the spinevertical like ours does, um, so,
yeah, okay so the fart freebean would be a climate, a
climate solution, because you'rereduced, you could get more
protein and stuff from beansinstead of eating meat, which is
a better the whole diet wouldswitch over to more beans and
people would be healthy, moresustainable as well.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
More sustainable and regrow.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
You can just grow beans doesn't hurt the nitration
of the soil.
You don't have to use manyfertilizers.
This would be a huge climatesolution if you could just reach
in to the bean.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
More dates go to Mexican restaurants.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Yeah, you get more dates.
Husbands would do better.
Their wives would not be asbothered by their husbands.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
More wives.
Everybody who likes beans Wivessomehow evaporate.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
The farts seem to just evaporate out of them.
I don't know how it works oh,is it magic they're.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
They're having to go to extra trouble for your, for
your male privilege.
They're having to go, are they?
I don't think they squelchtheir farts in private.
I don't know my, you don'tthink ladies fart?
Speaker 2 (37:01):
no, no, they do fart.
I clearly they do, and I'veheard them and they just not as
big, as strong as not, notnearly as much, yeah, not nearly
as much.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Men are bigger stronger farters, they're better
.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
I'm not saying that.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
We have just physically better butts.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
That's right.
Well, something's going on thatthere's definitely more coming.
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
But anyways it is.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
It's the patriarchy.
This is the fartriarchy, scott.
No, I just read the book I justread.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
I've just read a bunch.
I just read I'm late for notthis.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Oh my gosh, uh, oh boy are you think you're gonna
get canceled for the fartriarchyscott?
I don't think so.
No, I I just read.
I just read all like a bunch ofbooks about the patriarchy.
I read the first one.
The first one called creationof the patriarchy, and then I
read another recent one calledwhy Does Patriarchy Persist, and
I was really learning aboutpatriarchy.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Why did you read the third one called how to Continue
the Patriarchy, no Matter what?
Then I did that.
Whoa, that's a little suspect.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
How to Create the Fartriarchy which is the next
goal here.
No, I'll do another solution onthe patriarchy.
I think I have a solution forthe patriarchy.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
I think I have a solution for the patriarchy to
make it weaker right yeah, yeah,to get rid of it, okay, cool.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
No, it's bad it's bad for men and women but.
I think we'll do a solutionabout the patriarchy later.
I've kind of already done it alittle bit, but I think we'll
put a fine yeah, no, and yousolved it because the patriarchy
is gone.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Last time I checked is no, it's still.
Isn't that the book?
Speaker 2 (38:23):
was called, though the book I just read, called why
is the patriarchy persists, isbecause they're like it still
persists.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Oh, but books take a long time.
I thought maybe in between thepublishing, and now it maybe had
to evaporate.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Well, you know but this episode is about the fat.
The fart, not the fatriarchy.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
That's that fatness this is half patriarchy, half
our triarchy.
And what was the first half?
Wait the third.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
We did three, three of them.
We did workday fines and taxes,workday fines.
Bail, fines and taxes could allbe workday.
Then the empty needle painclinic.
Empty needle, and then the farttriarchy.
And then the fart triarchy thefart free bean.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
So we're saving you money, we're giving you pain and
we're easing your farts.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Yeah, well, the goal of the pain is to help mental
illness, but yeah, you know,like grief and grief and coming
of age, teenage angst and griefand who knows what else.
Maybe transitional periods inyour life, like when you're
transitioning from one job toanother, you should go to the
pain clinic.
A little bit might help you,because, uh, that's just what
humans seem to be into.
(39:21):
I don't know.
Do you have a favorite bean?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
uh, fava beans are really good okay, yeah, those
are the big ones, they're bigyeah, they're really big and
white.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Okay, yeah, they're.
They're very um silky.
They have a silky texture.
Oh, and I think their fartprofile is pretty low.
Their fart, their fp, their fcand their fp that's what I look,
that's what I look for in abean.
You know what you need.
The researchers need is a fartsommelier.
That's what the fartresearchers will need.
(39:54):
Or you think they're just goingto do it chemically?
Who are we getting to train?
Speaker 1 (40:00):
There's a whole process of logic.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
You can determine chemically.
They have electronic noses, youcan use that to do it.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Now if you told me we could train dogs for this like
the same way they train dogs,they're like no, no, no, no, no.
Stop getting these dogs thatcan smell cancer, Bring them
over here.
Bring them over here.
See if they can Fewer of thosewhich one of the beans we're
going to teach them anymore nowyou smell bums.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Now you smell bums.
Yeah, perfect, it's the bombsto bums pipeline.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
That's it okay well, we did, some solutions.
We did indeed.
I think these are goodsolutions.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
I I stand by all three of these.
Obviously, the empty needle ismore of a hypothesis.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
We need more research and because you're standing by,
you have no hair on your butt,cheeks because of that.
So good job.
It's the standing, it's thestanding, oh yeah yeah, standing
up.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
Well, we, well you know why we lost our hair, right
human beings.
Do you know why?
Have you heard of the aquaticape theory the aquatic.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
We lost our hair because we were in the water.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
That's the theory, that's, the theory of human
evolution, is that we were swampmonkeys.
Because if you throw a monkey,if you take a monkey who's like
on all fours and you throw themin the water, what do they do?
They go upright.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
You left a space there like I would have an
answer.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
Well, they float.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
You take a monkey you throw it in the water.
You know what happens.
Right?
I'm like no, why?
Yeah, if you throw them inshallow water.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
They don't stay forward like this, like with
their head down in the water.
They stand up and the float ofthe water lets them be upright
and have upright posture.
Oh Right, and so it's kind oflike this indication.
There's other the fact that wehave no hair.
(41:52):
If you look at like dolphins,whales, anything, any mammal
that goes in the water, it hasno hair.
But if you see all mammals thatare on land, they all have fur
right, most of them, and thenand then also the where we get
blubber.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
So we have subcutaneous, so we so, if you
see like a rhinoceros.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
They get all their fat under their muscle okay but
if you look at like a dolphin ora whale, they get blububber,
they get all their fat on theoutside of their muscle to
insulate against the water.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
And human beings get fat.
On the outside Rhinos rarelyneed insulation from the cold
water.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
Well, that's the thing the cold water, the cold
of.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Africa Right, or just the cold of their climate.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
But even if you go to woolly mammoths, they put all
their fat underneath theirmuscle.
Oh, okay, they put all theirfat underneath their muscle and
then the muscles on the outside,whereas you get blubber for
water animals.
And human beings have blubber.
We have blubber on the outside,Not me bro.
This skin this fat I'm workingon that.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Well, not you, but everyone else.
Thank you very much, yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
We also go in the bathtub too long.
What happens?
Your fingers change.
Your fingertips, oh, theybecome gecko-y, they become
better at grabbing in water?
Is that why which means weactually are evolved to be able
to use our hands in water better?
It literally is an adaptivething.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Okay.
Also, babies, when they're bornright away, can swim instantly,
that's right, they have thisalso, this reflex where they
will like not, they will notbreathe underwater right, they
won't breathe underwater,they'll swim.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Yeah, so human beings , there's all these indications
that we are these sort of watermonkeys, these I'll do it, I'll
take it aquatic apes, all rightyeah, so I believe it, you can.
Next time you're seeing a bunchof kids peeing in the public
pool, you the next time, thevery next time, I go you aquatic
apes.
Also, when you look at the costof how is it like the cost of
land around lakes and bodies ofwater?
(43:38):
yeah those aquatic apes, likethey pay, they pay extra, you
know, to get near the water.
They like it.
I grew up you're talking thewrong guy.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
I grew up in kansas no water.
There's no water in kansas.
People were like, how close arewe to the basketball court?
My man, oh yeah, that's, that'sour proximity yeah, all right,
man, all right.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Thank you everybody for coming.
Another successful week.
Yeah, three solutions down,plus you get a little aquatic
ape, a moose boosh, there at theend yes djs, steve, all right,
everyone have fun.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
See you next, be safe , solve all the problems solve
them all so that we have no moreshow.
Keep it, then we're done that'sright, we'll be done.
That would be nice, actuallywe'll just talk about furiosa
instead of like doing yeah we'dbe totally become a movie
podcast, then yeah I'm downanytime you want to pivot.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
I am easily convincible should we do some
movie episodes?
We could do that solutions,movies from the multiverse, and
I did have one where I wanted to.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
I wanted to make you watch the movie cars because you
hate cars so much.
Oh god, I hate that.
No, I don't watch it.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
I won't watch fast and furious, I won't watch cars,
I won't watch anything verydifferent movies, very different
movies.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
No, they're the same.
They all are just they're sodifferent.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
They're all just aggrandizing this horrible
violence of cult, this culturalviolence that cars have.
It's the same as like a gunviolence.
It's something that glorifiedgun violence.
I wouldn't want to watch thateither.
Oh okay, you know, like johnwick, I don't like john wick.
It's just glorifies gunviolence.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
Same thing cars glorifies car I feel like you're
not allowed to watch fury roadthen, or furiosa, yeah, I mean
that's.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
It's heavy cars are so the cars are so weird and
also it's sort of saying don'tcars got us in this situation,
like it's sort of saying likeclimate change, it's not like,
it's like we have these car.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
We have this car culture, but it's not exactly
enviable exactly, it's not.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
It's not glorifying, it's not aspirational, no, you
don.
It's not glorifying car culture, it's not aspirational, no, you
don't want to get to this levelof car culture.
Wait, you don't want to live inMad Max?
Okay, yeah, me personally.
Come on, scott.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
I tried some of that silver spray paint.
The taste not good.
No, thank you.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
Witness me.
All right, scott.
All right, alright, take care,we can talk about it next time
see you guys.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
Bye, no-transcript.
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