Stumpy Sanderson's 1970s Stories

Stumpy Sanderson's 1970s Stories

Listen to the astonishing tales of the hair-raising japes, scrapes and capers that a group of mischievous comic-reading working class boys get up to and into while growing up in 1970s Dunstable, England. Hear all about their exploits, along with those of their trusty accomplices and allies, and of the fearsome foes whose paths they cross. All stories are written and told using their original source materials – scribblings and scratchings from ‘The Scrawls of Stumpy’ found within Stumpy Sanderson’s time capsule – which was buried in 1979 and then unearthed in 2019.

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October 15, 2021 1 min

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In this episode of Stumpy Sanderson’s 1970s Stories, listen to the bizarre story of ‘The Strange Case of Smiler Morton’. Set in 1974, Smiler Morton – the boy with the never-ending smile – carries out his most daring and breathtaking dare yet, devised by Gawper Allsop and witnessed as ever by Stumpy Sanderson and your Narrator.

 

“Smiler Morton, Smiler Morton, he’s the one with the smile on, that beaming smile…”

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October 28, 2021 16 mins

In this episode of Stumpy Sanderson’s 1970s Stories, listen to the incredible story of ‘Breaking Old Reliable’. Set in 1975, Stephen Brookman – that left-wing mastermind – hatches a nefarious plan to strike back at the despotism of the headmaster and his cohorts. As Brookman puts his stunning operation into action, it is witnessed by Stumpy Sanderson and your Narrator.

“Bringing down the bourgeoisie is ...

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October 28, 2021 24 mins

In this episode of Stumpy Sanderson’s 1970s Stories, listen to the remarkable story of ‘Puffer Suspended!’. Set in 1976, during the Second Spud Gun War, the original Whistling Five find themselves in a fearsome spud gun battle with the notorious Milton Sisters Gang and the Keenan Gang. Will the strange rumours of the existence of the infamous spud cannon, El Monstruo, prove to be true?

“Keep those wagon...

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October 28, 2021 16 mins

In this episode of Stumpy Sanderson’s 1970s Stories, listen to the extraordinary story of ‘Goodbye, Bendy Henderson’. Set in 1976, Bendy Henderson, Stumpy Sanderson and your Narrator encounter the fearsome figure of Old Man Macready – the wild man of Liscombe Road - while playing cricket up the local park. What happens next Is astonishing to behold.

 

“Well, it’s the red Raleigh Chopper, and the yellow boneshaker and the bright ora...

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November 25, 2021 24 mins

In this episode of Stumpy Sanderson’s 1970s Stories, listen to the otherworldly tale of ‘The Satanic Rites of Stumpy’. Set in 1977, Stumpy Sanderson, your Narrator, Puffer Patterson, Bendy Henderson and Gusty Burton hold a séance using a ouija board made by Stumpy from his old ‘On the Buses’ board game. What they conjure up from beyond is terrifying to behold.

 

“We’re gonna mess with the dark arts, sinister and grim…"

  

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November 25, 2021 18 mins

In this episode of Stumpy Sanderson’s 1970s Stories, listen to the explosive tale of ‘Judkins’ Bugle’. Set in 1977, Stumpy Sanderson, your Narrator, Stephen Brookman and Bendy Henderson find themselves going into a firework battle with the Beckford Boys. Little Johnny Judkins’ bugle plays a key role in its outcome.

 

“Ooh, ooh, bang bang fireworks…”

 

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December 30, 2021 23 mins

In this episode of Stumpy Sanderson’s 1970s Stories, listen to the astonishing story of ‘The Immortal Chin’. Set in 1975, Mickey ‘The Mighty Chin’ Metcalfe reveals the subversive masterpiece for which he will achieve immortality within school folklore. Stumpy Sanderson, your Narrator, and Puffer Patterson witness the events that lead to this grotesque creation.

 

“Who’s the one who’s the best at art? The Mighty Chin…” 

  

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December 30, 2021 16 mins

In this episode of Stumpy Sanderson’s 1970s Stories, listen to the heroic tale of ‘Forever Chambers’. Set in 1977, someone begins fighting back against The Buchanan Gang’s reign of terror. Stumpy Sanderson and your Narrator witness this epic and valiant struggle. Every generation needs a superhero – ours was The Sparrow.

 

“Did I ever tell you about The Sparrow?...”

  

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January 27, 2022 24 mins
In this episode of Stumpy Sanderson’s 1970s Stories, listen to the infamous tale of ‘The Taunton Fields Affair’. Set in 1973, Stumpy Sanderson, your Narrator and Puffer Patterson observe at first-hand what skulduggery and dark deeds at the local greyhound track lead to. Local villains abound.

 

“It’s a monochrome rainbow, rainbow, rainbow…”

 

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January 27, 2022 21 mins
In this episode of Stumpy Sanderson’s 1970s Stories, listen to the staggering tale of ‘Cartwright’s Revenge’. Set in 1978, Chugger Cartwright is helped by Communist mastermind, Stephen Brookman, to enact a painful revenge on a bullying PE teacher. Stumpy Sanderson and your Narrator witness this stunning event.  

“So bring ‘em down boys, bring ‘em down and watch them fall… “ 

 

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February 24, 2022 19 mins

In this episode of Stumpy Sanderson’s 1970s Stories, listen to the lung-busting tale of ‘The Ballad of Turner and Middleton’. Set in 1974, Stumpy Sanderson and your Narrator join a throng of other rapscallions to witness the race of the century. A contest never to be forgotten,

 

“And their memory lives on, immortalised in bronze…”

 

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February 24, 2022 23 mins

In this episode of Stumpy Sanderson’s 1970s Stories, listen to the intoxicating tale of ‘Mrs Sanderson’s Sledgehammer’. Set in 1979, Stumpy Sanderson, your Narrator and Bendy Henderson decide to imbibe an explosively potent home brew at the local fair. Mayhem ensues.

 

“Those Milton Sisters, they’re not very nice….”

 

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March 24, 2022 25 mins
In this episode of Stumpy Sanderson’s 1970s Stories, listen to the eye-opening tale of ‘Bendy’s Big Catch’. Set in 1978, Stumpy Sanderson, your Narrator and Bendy Henderson decide to fish in Mr and Mrs Butterfield’s garden pond – with shocking and unexpected results.

 

“When we were punk, we had such good times….”

 

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March 24, 2022 23 mins

In this episode of Stumpy Sanderson’s 1970s Stories, listen to the mutinous tale of ‘The Fall of the House of King and Hyde’. Set in 1979, Stumpy Sanderson and your Narrator play their part with left-wing mastermind, Stephen Brookman, in the unseating of a tyrant king and his evil henchman.

 

“The fall of the house of King and Hyde, was a sight for our eyes to behold….”

 

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April 28, 2022 25 mins

In this episode of Stumpy Sanderson’s 1970s Stories, listen to the dazzling tale of ‘Dribbling Peter’. Set in 1975, Stumpy Sanderson and your Narrator are party to Stephen Brookman’s amazing plan to score a goal past the bragger, Boaster Hawkins. What ensues has gone down in Middle School folklore…

 

“There goes Dribbling Peter, running fast and free….”

 

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April 28, 2022 28 mins
In this episode of Stumpy Sanderson’s 1970s Stories, listen to the abominable tale of ‘Bendy and the Snowball of Terror’. Set in 1973, Stumpy Sanderson, your Narrator and Bendy Henderson set off on an expedition to destroy a huge and sinister snowman. Events then take a terrifying turn.  

“And like the Wickerman, it stood silently and watched ….”

 

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May 26, 2022 28 mins
In this episode of Stumpy Sanderson’s 1970s Stories, listen to the superhuman tale of ‘Gordon, Immediate Launch’. Set in 1971, Stumpy Sanderson and your Narrator bear witness to the most death-defying stunt ever attempted by that great daredevil, Gordon ‘Sputnik’ Mahoney. Fortune favours the brave.

 

“Fly so high in your Interceptor, fly so high they’ll never get ya ….”

 

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May 26, 2022 26 mins

In this episode of Stumpy Sanderson’s 1970s Stories, listen to the gripping tale of ‘The Incredible Shrinking Stumpy’. Set in 1972, as Stumpy Sanderson and your Narrator take what they think will be an easy ride on a customised Raleigh Super Chopperhawk, startling events unfold.

 

“Our platform shoes, they made us look so tall…”

 

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June 30, 2022 25 mins

In this episode of Stumpy Sanderson’s 1970s Stories, listen to the nautical tale of ‘HMS Puffer’. Set in 1976, Stumpy Sanderson and your Narrator join other gang members and are led by Admiral of the Fleet, Puffer Patterson into one of the greatest naval battles in history. The outcome is flabbergasting.

 

“Steamship sailing, sail away, steamship sailing, far away….”

 

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