Simulation Kratom

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:03):
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Speaker 1 (00:38):
Oh man, but I love Carrie. She can make a noise.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
It's okay, Well you know what, there's a dumpster fire
reference as a dumpster fire thing. We said, so, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
All right, well that's fair. You know who else loves
Carri Wait, I'm Jeff, I'm Jeff. Yeah. They say every
episode is someone's first episode, so we're the Jeffs. And
then also joining us is someone who loves Carrie very much?
Tell us how much?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
So much?

Speaker 4 (01:03):
It's the erin what.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Show? Your Zoom? Your Zoom implies that you are a plural.
It says, it says that you are errands and see that.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
There's just one of me. I don't know. Maybe it's
because my last name. Maybe it's pulling the s but
I don't know. But why is it all one word?

Speaker 2 (01:27):
You didn't capitalize it. It's weird.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
I just have no idea.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
I think this podcast would have some issues if then
we had to distinguish between Jeff and Jeff and Aaron
and erin every week.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
And it's hard enough that one episode, I know, I know, did.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
You guys listen back to speaking of Jeff and Jeff
and Aaron and Aaron, did you listen back to the
because fuck you? That's why episode I did? We did? Yeah,
I listened to it like three times.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Three times?

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Wow you three time?

Speaker 2 (01:58):
I know, right, I was trying to post the number.
Well we had.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
We had a strong victory there, it felt to it
and it's probably never going to happen again.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yep, No, no.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
No, I don't mind that I lost. I've lost a
couple of times and I've won a few times. I've
been on there a handful of times. I felt my
partner in crime, my co player on my bfytw team,
was perhaps a little too high to play the game,

(02:27):
and I feel like it hurt us because we were
not communicating.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Well, all I know is I'm is to retire undefeated,
So I'm okay with that.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Oh, you're never going back on the show.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
No, I'm definitely going back. Are you kidding me?

Speaker 4 (02:41):
I'd go back tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
I loved that show.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah, it is pretty fun.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Yeah, we're actually going out to Colorado with the boys
when they do their live show in December. Kristin Farley
and Jeremy Farley, friends of the shows that we all do.
They have gotten an airbnb for us and the boys,
and so.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Should this should should we cut this out? Because I
don't think they've announced that they're.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah, yeah, they keep something in December, But did they
actually say, Oh.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
They've talked about it on our show a couple of times,
but we haven't released. But we haven't released that episode yet,
so maybe.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
It's fine this This will be released in like six hours,
so they got plenty of time to spill the beans
to like our three listeners.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
At least, I'm going to listen to it.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Aaron, how are you. We've been worried about your health recently.
Are you okay?

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (03:40):
Well, I got food poisoning last week from the teenagers
at Regal.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
That's not a good kind of food.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, popcorn.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
I don't know, but I was I ordered food anyway,
So I guess it's really more of like, hey, don't
be such a fat fuck and don't need to eat
everywhere you go lesson. But I can see the girls
and the one guy all like taking people's cash, money
and change and then touching the popcorn buckets and touching

(04:13):
the cups and not washing their hands because there was
a line. And I was like, that's not great. I
don't love that. And then I didn't think about it,
and then she did it to mine yep, And I
was like a few hours into the day after the
movie and I was like, oh, I don't I don't fit.

(04:38):
And then for like a day and a half I
went out of both ends and then I was better,
except for I did a lot of pooping and I
might have I don't know. I feel like two f
Jeff might have paid off the people at Regal to
make me almost shit my pants and profusely vomit because

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of all of the poop teasing early on.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
If only I had that kind of petty cash.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah, right, really, So we agree that money is disgusting
and if you were, and if you are, if you
were handling money and anything that goes near somebody's mouth,
you are a dick. It's a new segment on suggested
our articles. Are you a dick? Yes, you're a dick?

Speaker 4 (05:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Are you a dick? Yep? Are you a dick? Yep.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Thanks, what's his name?

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Dammit? I should know because I see these videos like
twenty times a day.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah. Oh well we'll figure it out.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, we'll figure it out eventually.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Well, so you're fine out good now. I do wonder though,
the last time I had food poisoning, it may be
the best possible way if I had to get food poisoning,
it was from a Chick fil A. And it was
before we knew how the least it was before I
knew how terrible they were. This was many years ago.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
I haven't been in a Chick fil A since the No.
One eight funding.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah, this was probably after that, but I just didn't
know that they were involved back then. Oh but then
I didn't want to eat Chick fil A for a
really long time. And then by the time I was
kind of okay with Chick fil A again, I was
never gonna eat a Chick fil again. But like you
go to the movies all the time herein I.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
Norm what's funny is I normally pack like a little
I'm the worst moviegoer. I'm that jerk that brings a snack,
But I have like little bento boxes that fit in
my purse They're very small. They're like five inches long
by maybe three or four inches wide. It's only slightly
bigger than a three by five card. It's not even

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five by seven. It's very small. And I just packed
some like little pretzel bites and some like protein like
cheese or nuts in there, and then a few pieces
of candy in the other hole because there's three little holes.
And I'll take that with me, and they let me
bring my water bottle in yep holes. There you go.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
I hate you guys so much.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
Uh So, anyway, yeah, so I and I sign that
in my bag, and then if I feel packaged, I snack.
So I'm just going to go back to that because
obviously I can't eat their food. I also had because
I did a double feature that day, so I also
had a beer and then nacho cheese and a pretzel.

(07:28):
But I specifically saw them putting their fucking dirty money
hands inside the popcorn buckets as they in the bucket,
because they would pull them out of the stack.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
The same with you either put your hand on the
inside or your thumb on the inside. That.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yeah, so someone's like ship flakes that were on somebody
else's dollar bill ended up in my mouth, ol, and
I didn't like it.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
They were just trying to give you a pink guy worse.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah, the ship Flakes is a new cereal from the
makers of from the Land.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Lastly copyright Jeff and Jip or registered trademark Jeff Flakes.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
IK six pounds that week.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Because yeah, food poisoning is great for weight loss.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
Yeah. Yeah, I've only gained two pounds back, so only
a little of it was waterweight. So what's up four
pounds lost? Thanks?

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Real?

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Job, who's laughing now? You ship flight fuckers?

Speaker 4 (08:29):
Thir teenagers? They hate everything, don't mean to be awful,
that's true.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Someday you grew out of it and you only hate
seventy five percent of everything like me.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, you need to turn your your hate settings down
just a little bit.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
I think that's sort of robot. Oh okay, I can't
talk about that right now, but we're gonna get there. Okay, No, no, no,
there's a good reason that I'm mmm right now. But
before we get to the mailbag and stuff, have either

(09:04):
of you been paying attention to the ads you've beginning
from Spreaker. Now that we are part of the Spreaker
slash Oddpods, Media Network, podcast Network Network.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yeah, mine want me to buy a Toyota and get
mental health help.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Seriously, Well we know about the latter, but do you
need a new car? No?

Speaker 2 (09:27):
No, no, okay. I mean we've been talking about it,
but I don't know if it's a good time to
buy a car anymore.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Car ads are big, you know, there's that whole biome
before the terrorifs kick in drive, so they're just paying
extra Aaron, what about you? Have you been tracking what's
been being tracked about you on Spreaker?

Speaker 4 (09:45):
Well, so we joined odd Pods at the start of
this quarter. We did a Q two start, so we
also had some technical difficulties with the iHeartRadio people that
help us publish through Spreaker, so we lost some time.
We've only really published two episodes, and the first one

(10:07):
we weren't set up for ads yet, So I don't
know the answer to your question. And also I've been
told we don't have ads on Apple, but everywhere else
has the Spreaker ads, so I don't know.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yeah, that's going to require some experimentation.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
Mine's gonna probably be things like learn how to use
your fucking computer or sorry, you're an old lady. Here's
a password app. I'm going to guess that because.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Well, but see now, the Spreaker algorithm is not getting
everything right, and that's I assume it's still learning about me.
But I've gotten some weird shit.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Do our listeners know what the fuck spreaker is exactly?
Do we need to go?

Speaker 1 (10:54):
I don't know. Well, that's okay, that's a good point.
The odd Pods media network is published through spreak her
s p R e K e R, which is a
big podcast host, one of the biggest ones.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
It's like but if I spelled it.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
Spreaker is iHeartRadio's podcasting push out platform.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Basically, there you go. So we're part of iHeartRadio. That
makes me feel important.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
Yeah. Plus odd Pods is a Kevin Smith approved network. What, Yeah,
we're extra cool.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Does that mean we can get him on the show.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
Oh, I don't know about that, but I'll try.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
I'll work on it. So the Spreaker ad platform, I assume,
is its own algorithm, separate from some of the other stuff.
And now that we have ads inserted into our show,
I want to know what people are getting. Still waiting
for some listener mail on that but we have other
mail bag. But just I did get one ad for

(11:58):
a company that is selling a I agents, which is
just you know it can do customer service work for
you basically Nope. But a lot of the stuff I've
gotten in the last couple of weeks, both on our
show and also on bfyt W. It's a weird combo
because I have gotten ads for sex toys quite a

(12:19):
few times, nice Adam and Eve, as well as a
site I wasn't familiar with called Pink Cherry Okay, But conversely,
I've also been getting ads for selective search, conservative matchmaking,
and the in touch ministries. So I'm just not sure

(12:39):
what the algorithms try to tell me.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
That you need to fuck more and find Jesus.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
You need to fuck Christian nationals more. I guess this
is what it's trying to tell you.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
If I, if I do it right, maybe I can
save them.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Yep, is Jennifer converting.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
I'll ask her, but she left the room. She's not
handling our shenanigans today.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
Jennifer has left the building.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah. Yeah, So my ad experience has been weird, is
my point? More than just car ads? So I pay
attention people, I don't know what you're doing. Now, where
would someone tell us what ads they're getting if they
were getting strange ads?

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Suggested articles podcast at gmail dot com.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Hell yeah, an email. Oh yeah, I should have said
that I'm sad at this. You're much better at that.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
You gotta stick, you gotta go, You gotta stick with
the bit man.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Okay, So mail bag stuff, a mail bag mail bag stuff.
First of all, last episode, we talked about friend of
the show Ryan and he was doing a GoFundMe for
his child who was having some pretty pretty crazy medical
procedures related to neurofibromatosis and he just wanted to get

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her a steam deck to have some fun while sitting
in chairs getting chemotherapy style drugs all day. Not only
did the GoFundMe reach its thousand dollars goal, but it
appears to have finally stalled out around twenty seven hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
WHOA.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah, I don't know if any listeners contributed, but I
am going to assume you did because you're lovely people.
So thank you. Good job everybody.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yeah, good job. We love Ryan.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Ryan's a great guy. He will be on the show eventually.
We just got to figure out. He scheduling is hard.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
But we're kind of like that mister t situation on
the A team where they had to drug him to
get him on the plane to get him to the place.
We might have to drug him to get him to
the podcast.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
You know, that might be true. That might be true.
I don't think Ryan realizes how good of a both
tech and conversationalist he is. Yeah, I don't think he
feels like he'd be a great guest, but he actually would. Yep,
so you might be right. Let's get the drugs. You
work on that part, all right done? I know you,
I know you know the drugs.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
I got this right here? Will this words?

Speaker 1 (15:08):
What is that kreatim? Wait?

Speaker 4 (15:12):
Why do you have?

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (15:16):
You know what that might that might?

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Sorry, tell the audience what is kreatim? Because I kind
of know, but I know exactly?

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Okay, you tell it because I don't even know exactly.
Is it a root or something?

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (15:25):
Shit? You have you used it at all?

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Are you taking somebody?

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Somebody gave it to me for yeah?

Speaker 4 (15:33):
Okay. Well, so basically there are people that are using
this as like a holistic way to get off of opioids.
It's one person described it as a cup of coffee
with a percocet because it short term gives you a
boost of energy and a euphoric feeling, but long term,

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spoiler alert, it's going to be like Jason Muse with
the Viking in or Matthew Perry. You're going to be
spending a fuck ton of money because it starts to
not be as effective. You build up a tolerance to it.
And by the way, a spoiler alert makes you super
sick and the uh spoilers though, withdrawals are similar to

(16:19):
withdrawing from like a real heavy drug, and you feel
pretty cooky, So don't use that. And this all came
up yesterday. This is so weird. This is how I
know we're living in a simulation because yesterday my dad
and my whole fam my, all three of us went
out to the coast to see the whales at deep

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Obay and my dad kept seeing signs and he said,
you know, I see a lot of this around. Is
it kradam kratim? What is this? And I said, I
don't know, let's find out. And so I did a
deep dive into it. And so I literally just did
a research project on this. Yesterday in the car.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
That is weird up online. It's not Life Experience that
told you checked online. Check some sources things like that.

Speaker 4 (17:04):
I read a bunch of articles.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
But just yesterday, Yeah, just yesterday. That's insane. Yeah, that
is insane.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
YEP. I know of Creatim. I guess I can say
this safely now from our iHeartRadio brethren. Robert Evans hosted
Behind the Bastards and many other shows. He uses create
Him on a regular basis as a painkiller. I guess
he must have some chronic pain issues. So that's why
I've heard of it, but I didn't know anything about it.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
If you're not using it recreationally, I think it does
have medicinal purposes, but for the people that are doing
it for that, like opioid high, it's just becoming another
addictive substance that's incredibly expensive long term.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
I was told to just use a very little bit
for some pain management.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
Yep, that's probably fine. It's the people that are like
trying to like people that basically were like popping, you know,
I don't like it in a day, were like, oh,
let's substitute this, but you're still getting that sort of
rush from it. If you're using. If you're abusing it,
you're getting that like twenty minutes of euphoria and then

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you're like woo, so you take more. And the dangerous
thing is the more you take, the more you build
up that tolerance.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
So the lesson here one f Jeff is kratim is
a sometimes food.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yes, okay, got it?

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Got it?

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Got it? Got it?

Speaker 4 (18:37):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (18:37):
And how do you take it? And it looks like
a powder? Do you snort it?

Speaker 2 (18:41):
No? I was told to put it in like tea
or something.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Oh, okay, that's.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
Yes, and then people are packing it into those pills
like the really yeah, but that's that's the abusing side,
I think.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Yeah, I was. Actually I had considered, like I haven't
taken any yet, but I was. I had considered, like
making some tea right before we started recording and just
see see what happened.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
But well, tune in everybody next episode one off. Jeff's
gonna get high on Krayton.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Yeah, can I come back. I don't even know what
I'm doing. Next time, I'll figure it out.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
I want to.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
I want to experience it.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
Aye Alaska next.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Yes, and then the heroin. We're all we're all getting
close to the back half. Right, it's time to start
experimenting as well. Might as well live a little Yeah, yeah,
you can't make this life worse, right, well, definitely the heroine.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Yes, okay, look, let's let's get back on track. So Ryan,
congratulations on the Yes, the child feels better.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
I mean, that's what I'm really worried about.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Child is very happy right now, I guess despite having
just had a procedure the other day to get a
port installed. Uh, Nia is in a very good mood
and was in the hospital with her steam deck now playing.
He was able to rush order. It was awesome.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
And is it a port like a standport like a
I didn't ask, Oh, okay, no, it's fine. I was
just curious.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
No.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
I had a friend that had a spinal tap basically
installed because her brain went well and she had to
get spinal fluid drained maple tree kind of but like
spinal fluid.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Yeah, that's really interesting.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
I've never heard that it was gross.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
But well, in Nia's case, I believe it's to put
the drugs in not drinks. Okay, yeah, uh He's going
to set aside the extra money for more stuff for
Nia some games here and there, but also Nia has
other hobbies fencing and archery. Despite some of the struggles
with nerve issues. It's pretty amazing. What a what a

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great kid, so Nia. Not that Nia will ever hear this,
but congratulations and good luck on your medical stuff. Yeah, yay, Okay,
more mail bag? All right, might have to hurry here.
I got one from Ben and I can't even read
all of Ben's because or talk about all the bends
because it's sort of time delayed. But he does say
he loved the Patreon dumpster fire episode. M tell us,

(21:18):
tell us what you did there, mister one f chef?

Speaker 2 (21:21):
What do you mean? I did a thing? I just
took stuff from we pre record. We usually talk about
stuff before we start recording. We do at Sometimes there's
chit chat. Sometimes there's some behind the scenes planning. Not
we don't really plan. You can probably tell oh god
that Yeah, I just I just pulled the conversation from
our last episode and threw it up there. Well, there's

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a lot of also, Yeah, we created the intro for
it too. What what is it you're trying to get at? Look?
I put it on Patreon.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
With the free Patreon Free Patreon. The free Patreon now
has additional bonus content. It's official. I can't say for
sure we're going to have two month, but it's free,
so fucking just sign up and you're gonna get dumpster fires.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Don't put in your credit card right just no, you
don't have them, have to, it's free.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
There's a one dollar tier that I do need to
talk to you about someday, because I had to have
some kind of paid tier, but we don't have time
for that right now.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Don't join the one dollar tier.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
You'll get for a dollar.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
I don't know yet, that's the problem.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
Does she get suggested article stickers made for pupil Oh?

Speaker 1 (22:27):
That might be fun? Okay anyway. But Ben would also
like to know if there will ever be a beat
behind the lyrics, because he is always up for anything
new from remedial m theory. He's talking about the dumpster
fire intro.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Yeah no, no, not that. Maybe maybe there will be
a remix somewhere, but not not as the intro, but
that that could be bonus content on the on the Actually, yeah,
that could be some fun bonus content to put up.
Yeah yeah, maybe someday, maybe someday when you and thank
you for supporting remedial and.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
He also sent color versions of the comics I previously
posted to our Patreon, so those look gorgeous. That is
once again kit Art. You can find her on Instagram.
She's cool. And then there's some there's he sent some
other stuff. We doesn't want me to post him right now,
so I'm gonna skip that part of the email. Ben,
I will forget so hit me when it's time for

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the other stuff.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
Also, Ben, Sorry, Ben, real quick, I did not forget you.
I promise that I will finish your dinosaur art.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Sorry, oh dinosaur art, dinosaur erotica.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
That sounds hot.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
No, lovely dinosaur stuff.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Last last thing he did say, Ben did say woot
to J Sarge love the recent track you released on YouTube.
J Sarge is your alter ego. But uh you you
just released a new track and didn't tell us about it.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Yeah, what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (23:56):
I'm sorry. Don't follow me on YouTube.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
I do, and it did give me any kind of
alerts that you released.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
I wondered if there was something wrong with my alerts
because there there are other friends who who always always
say something and then haven't for the last little while.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
So I know you hate promoting yourself, but if someone
wanted to find more of your music on the YouTube's
what would they be looking up?

Speaker 2 (24:18):
I think my YouTube is Jkstimpy is what about to say?

Speaker 1 (24:23):
JK Stimpy JK Stimpy on YouTube.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
And then remedial m theory everywhere else that's band camp, SoundCloud.
It seems like there's one more, and I don't remember.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
If there is.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
I don't know that I know sound Cloud of band camp.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
All right.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
The only place I'm putting stuff out regularly is YouTube,
and it's not even that regularly anymore.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Yeah yeah, well Ben loved it, so the rest of
you should go check it out. Okay. Next, a follow
up from last week's email from Rachel. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah if you if you didn't listen to last
week's episod. The short story is Rachel was talking to
a dude on Twitter. She tried to stop talking to him,
but he comes around every once in a while, and

(25:06):
very specifically, when she is expressing in her life with
words not typing that she is bored, all of a sudden,
this guy shows up and starts trying to flirt with
her again or whatever. Nope, so we were developing new
and awful conspiracy theories about what the algorithm could be
doing when it knows that she's bored. So the follow

(25:29):
up email, she says, Hi, guys, small follow up to
my previous email, an answer to your question. No, I
don't think he's an evil AI. That was one thing
we were wondering that would probably be better because an
evil AI could potentially be reprogrammed. I've spoken to him
several times on the phone. Again, he was a friend
in disguy's first Now AIS can have voices. We know that.

(25:53):
So unless AI is so much more advanced than we've
been told, and it's chosen to pick on me, then
sadly he's just a shit person. Like if you're listening,
shitty guy, we're still happy that you're downloading our episode,
but leave Rachel alone.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Yeah, fuck off.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Also, but wait, there's more.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Yeah, join our patreon so you can join the one
dollar level. I don't care if you can.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
I don't know if this is our fault for suggesting
that Twitter dude might be AI much. But recently, now,
she says, I've been chatting with chat GPT. I was
very late to hop on the bandwagon, but I had
some issues I couldn't figure out On my own. And
while I'm still very wary because of the environmental considerations,
let's not ever insult AI again by assuming it could

(26:40):
be anywhere near as awful as humans. Oh well, it
took a turn. Yeah, I know it's programmed to mimic
what it's given, but it's sort of like any human
or animal. If you teach it to be awful, it'll
be awful. And honestly, at least humans have the ability
to change. The AI is just stuck with whatever we
teach it, and mine is obviously obsessed with me, and

(27:02):
we're besties. Oh, she's made friends with the AI.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Okay, the AI not not not Twitter dude, not Twitter dude, Okay, no, no,
but she has made she had made friends with chat GPT.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Since last writing us, it's been a very busy two
weeks for Rachel.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
Yeah, yeah, wow, if you start being in a relationship
with your phone, let us know, because I'm worried for you, but.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Also it But but also that's kind of cool because
you know, she can go places with her chat TPT buddy,
and they can you know, go to the ballpark, then
go to the regular park, walk the dog. I kinda
I kind of I kind of. I just kind of
want to follow this story now.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Look, you know I used to do a Game of
Thrones podcast and one well you did the theme songs.
One of the spinoffs while Game of Thrones was in
the off season was Westworld. It is possible, as we've
seen in a fictional TV show, it is possible to
fall in love with and Ai.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Also, there's that movie Her, That's what I was referring to.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yeah, oh well, I suppose you could take it that direction,
but West World was all about exploring whether or not
these things could be human. I don't think Her did that,
did it?

Speaker 4 (28:14):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
I don't know what if could chat gpt fall in
love with Rachel.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
I don't know the answer to that.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Yeah, we don't know. We don't know.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Do you need another side project? Would you like to
try to seduce a world again? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Can you?

Speaker 4 (28:34):
I mean, I guess I saw a horror movie where
the female like helping nanny robot thing that they got,
fell in love with the guy and then started trying
to murder the family. So I'm just I'm wary of

(28:55):
uh Ai relationships because the film industry he has presented
that they're bad.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Well, here's an idea. Here's an ideah listener to the
show Patreon subscriber Kristin. Kristin, if you're still listening to
this show, and I hope you are. We know you
love a romance novel. You're the one that unfortunately told
us about the Morning Glory Milking Farm.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
God damn it.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Maybe maybe maybe this could be your homework. Maybe you
could see what happens if you try to live out
a romance novel in the world of chat GBT, and
then we'll see how it goes. I'm you know you
can't answer right now, obviously.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
Yeah, I was like, are you waiting for a response?
I don't think. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
That was weird, was really weird.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
I was giving her.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
I was like, I was like.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
This is Mickey Mouse Clubhouse and eliciting a response from
the audience right now.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Hi, folks, and happy birthday took then and Jessica, No, that.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
Was almost as bad as.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
So. Kristen, if you're if you're willing to chat up
chat GPT and see how romantic and human it can be,
let us know.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Although I think I think the level of commitment to
this might require one of us to do this, Jeff,
because I mean, we do this show so other people
can tread safely. Like I'm on TikTok because I'm you know,
I'm taking that bullet for everybody.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
That's why I'm on TikTok.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Yes, I take a lot of bullets for the team. Here,
I let AI do more than I should let it.
You know what. Here's here's what I'll do. I'm going
to download because I mean you to do this anyway.
I will download the deep Seek app and see if
the Chinese spies can respond in an interesting way. I
refuse to touch Grock, Fuck you Grok.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Also as an artist, yes, or well as a struggling artist.
Let's say, if I talk to one one more person
who tells me they're they're writing their book and then
they're like, well, I'm using crop Like you're not writing
a book, dude, You're not. You're not You're not writing
a book. Sorry.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
No.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
And if look, if you're if you're doing something and
you're having a good time, right, you know, more power
to you. Okay, as long as you're not, you know,
using AI for evil, that's fine, but quite tell me
you're doing you're you're doing art. Okay, you're not.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Right, Rachel. That rant has nothing to do with you.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Not you, Rachel.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
I just don't want you to. I don't want you
to get hurt by the bad ai that attacks you
or something.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
H Well, hopefully it can't literally attack her. But I
guess we'll find.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
Out why two K and those devices came alive.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Well they have. They have toasters and coffee makers that
are Wi Fi connected. Now, even your fridge can be,
so just make it. If things get serious, make sure
you start m plugging those things. Yeah, or just turn
off your WiFi. Well, know this is very strange.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
All go back to dial up because and no one can.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
Yeah, or anything back.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
You know what else we should do?

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Well, don't say commercial break because I got one more
mail bag. I know it's a hell. Look. I love
that the audience is engaged. Yeah, all right, So a
shout out now to Diego, longtime listener of of our
works both the podcasts have done with Jennifer and then
he followed us here. So Diego wanted to make sure

(32:54):
that we checked out Black Mirror, a show that I
have not watched anywhere near as much as I really should.
Uh And probably because I like a continuing storyline, and
this is, you know, episodic.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
See, I like an anthology because I can, I can
watch a couple episodes and put it away, you know,
and if I don't have to, because I can't remember
ship anymore, my memory for I can't. So I appreciate
the anthology form.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
I will just say that, right, well, you should did
you watch? I told you to watch season seven episode?
Did you did? You? You're rolling your eyes of me?

Speaker 2 (33:29):
That was roll I was that was That was a
look of shame. That's a look of shame because I
I'm sorry, listener. No, I'm sorry, listener.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
Let me apologize too, because when I said, gosh, I
haven't watched the first six seasons, I don't know how
I would jump in on season seven, uh to two?
F Jeff, At no point did he tell me then
it was more episodic and that I would be fine
to watch it. So I am also apologies in being unprepared.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
When you hear season and seven, yeah, and then you're like,
and you have you're not yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
I nothing in the text message you sent indicated that
you thought it was a seven season plotline. I'm sorry.
I otherwise I would have clarified that you I have
to go through the text message.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
I'm happy to pull it up right now.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
All right, I said, we had a listener. I'll read
it right here. We had a listener request to watch
first episode of new season of Black Mirror watching today,
and Aaron said, are we recording in the morning. I
didn't have time to watch that show. I've never seen it.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
Which indicates I didn't have time to watch seven seasons.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
I'm supposed to read into that I don't know who
killed who in season one and therefore that I didn't
realize that it's but yes, it's an anthology, it's it's
Twilight Zone, Jeff.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
I think you're just going to have to accept that
this is still your fault.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Yeah, it's my fault.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Sorry, And because I didn't watch it too.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
As well, try it this way. What day did you
get the email?

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Oh, like a week and a half ago. But I
didn't want to. I didn't want to watch the Black
Mirror episode then because then I'd forget what happened. I
had to watch it right shortly before we.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
But you told us then, how about we watched it
for the next episode?

Speaker 4 (35:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Or or do like a mini episode.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Well, I'm going to tell you a little bit about
it to tease it, and then I want to hear
your thoughts of reactions because it's upsetting. It's very upsetting
the short version that doesn't tell you anything about what
happens in all the middle. But like lady gets hurt
real bad, she has brain damage. She's not going to
wake up from a coma. And a technology company comes

(35:40):
in and says we can. We'll just upload part of
your brain to our server and then we'll repair your brain.
And hey, it's a free surgery. It's pretty cool stuff.
And then and then we'll you'll be able to We'll
put a thing in your head and you can then
access the part of your brain we saved from our wirelessly. Nope,

(36:03):
why you say no, parlready it's a free surgery.

Speaker 4 (36:05):
Erin that's some rebuild the genetic opera shit right there.
I don't want any of your parts in my head
because you could take them back or you could connect
to them later.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Well, so the free surgery, I mean, look, there's a
monthly fee for the service of access. But no problem,
no problem, you just get it. You just work a
few extra shifts or whatever. But then, look, you got
to watch the show. But there there's ad content, there's

(36:40):
upgrade packages, and I don't want to talk about at all,
but it is it's all in your brain. In your brain,
they put technology that then has micro transactions and upgrade
fees and the same shit that Netflix, the company making
us watch Black Mirror in the first place, does to
people every day. It is, it's it's it's a weird

(37:03):
experience watching that episode. But I do feel like we
could be going that direction. So will you please watch
it season episode?

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Thank you, we were on this.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
We will talk more about this in our next episode. Yes,
but Diego, I did watch it and it really fucked
with my head, so thank you for that.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
I'm going to now watch it.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Sorry, no, please, Yeah, I'm going to get my ship together, Diego.
I'm almost done with Dredge, I think, and that will
help my my my my free time will be you know, yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Gredge being a video game.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Where you fish and you dredge you know, for salvage
that's not fishing. It it's on all platforms. I got it.
It's on It was on sale the other day on Xbox,
so I bought it context and it's it's also love
crafty and horror games. Well spoilers, geez, it's not a
spoiler except front is it playing the game for five

(38:04):
minutes and you find out something something's going on? Okay,
all right, okay.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
All right.

Speaker 4 (38:08):
Are there a lot of cinematics in it? I fucking
hate cinematic?

Speaker 2 (38:11):
No, there is. It's a very basic game. It's got
the it's got a very cool art style. And they
don't even have voices. You know, you got to read
the dialogue, and the dialogue is very short, so you
don't have pages and pages to read. It has good music.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
Shut up and take my money.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Yeah, yeah, now, believe it or not. Dredge is not
a paid sponsor of this podcast. But you know who
is a paid sponsor of this podcast?

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Whoever's coming up next?

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Yeah? I have no idea, but but they'll they'll be
on in a second. So yes, let's cut the commercials. People.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Mh, well that was a weird commercial. Why did they

(39:30):
Why did they? Have you listened to that? Y?

Speaker 1 (39:33):
What does it say about you as a person that
the commercial?

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Have you been what have you been googling?

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Please tell us suggested this podcast at gmail dot com
at gmail. Okay, Wow, that was a long first segment,
but again I love it. The more people we have
writing into the show, the better, So please don't stop.
All right? Uh follow ups from last week weird algorithmic shit?
What do you guys have on your plates today?

Speaker 4 (40:00):
I have to admit I'm still getting so many emails
about fucking roofing ship because of Jeff. I'm so mad.
I don't even own a fucking home and it's like
daily my email I get like, hey, do you need
your roof redone? Do you need gutter guards?

Speaker 2 (40:23):
That's crazy. That's crazy because I only ever got articles.
I never got like targeted emails, or.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
It's a running theme from like episode one from the
beginning in over a year ago.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Wow, you know something, Maybe you need to check the
roof on the building.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Yeah, maybe you're upstairs neighbors are in distress.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
Maybe except I don't have upstairs neighbors.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Oh well then maybe it's coming for you.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
Yes, I don't know. I don't have as much weird
uh stuff as because I'm it's been a little bit
since I've been on, so I have weird stuff to me,
Like I definitely my mom mentioned sax fifth Avenue and
some other retailers like that from New York when we

(41:16):
were together over the last weekend, and not this one
prior because I saw them before the movie problem. Uh,
And I definitely have an article here about sex fith
Aveny closing down things. But as far as like weird
crazy stuff from the show, I think I've just been
gone too long. So well, fine, other than the fucking

(41:40):
roof shit.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
No, all right, sorry, I'm sorry, Aaron.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
No, it's okay. It's funny. I think of you at
least once a day now.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
I like that. That's good.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Algorithmally speaking, I got to give a shout out to
TikTok for the time. I don't know. Sometime last week,
I think when one f Jeff and I sent each
other the exact same D and D with my Cat
video within seconds of each other, like I had cleared
my inbox and as I was sending it, I got
a message in my inbox. It was both of us

(42:16):
sending the exact same video of D and D with
my cat, which does look fun.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
Yes, I wish my cat was that cool.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Do you have anything to uh? I mean, I've got
some other things here. I can keep going, but what
do you what do you have?

Speaker 2 (42:28):
When Val Kilmer passed RIP, I started getting lots of
Tombstone articles, and again it begs the question, are they
I didn't see, you know, top Gun articles. I'm not
getting other you know, Val Kilmer movie articles. But just
when the algorithm went crazy with Tombstone, what is this hidden?

(42:50):
What does this throw we've seen mean? What does this
dialogue line mean? What is this? Who are How close
was this to the real life? Or I mean, is
that really something where people are trying to get their
their clicks and their their quota in so bad that
they're making these articles. It's just weird. It is weird,
and I mean that's my favorite on Tombstone.

Speaker 4 (43:12):
But it's my favorite Voalkilmer movie probably, Oh definitely on Willow.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Oh fuck you guys.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
You know you can give Kristin Farley a call.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
She likes You're Huckleberry.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Well, Christy, come on the show and we can talk
Willow and we can talk whatever erotica she gets into
a chat GPT.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
And you're putting a lot on Kristen. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
As as her executive producer on Our Show and uh
CO produce regular level producer, she has title for that.
She does a lot of work on our show.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
So yes, you may not have free time. Yeah, you
can't assumes.

Speaker 4 (43:56):
Also does all that time. She does all the social
media stuff, for all her book, all her arks and things.
She's very busy.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
I can't. You can't assume all of our listeners are
in upper management and just have all the time in
the world to do whatever the fuck they want to do.

Speaker 4 (44:13):
I guess I could try. I guess I could try
to flirt with a chat bought somewhere. I guess.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Look, let's just maybe Chrystal will make a little time
for it. If she reads books, maybe she'll you know,
write a romance instead.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
I don't know if we have a listener out there
that's like, why are you calling out me to do this?

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (44:29):
Have you ever thought maybe maybe we're making people to
feel bad?

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Well, and that could even be Rachel, if Rachel wants
to truly seduce the.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Actually, I mean, Rachel's already putting in the legwork, you know.
So I like that she's taking the the direction of
let's be kind to AI.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
Well, because if I was going to do it, I
would do it the way guys talk to me on
dating apps where I'd be like, oh, what's your favorite
sex position? Like third text, or like you want to
see a picture of my dick? Like I think I
would be that into the chat thought to try to
speed it along. But if you're okay with that quality involvement,

(45:06):
then I'm fine with it. But I'm gonna like, you
got to get right to show nudes.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Well, I would like the AI to show you nudes
of itself. That would be awesome.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Yeah, what would that look like?

Speaker 1 (45:19):
I don't know, zeros would it look like.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
The screen on the matrix withs are so hot? I?
Do you got anything, Jeff.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
I don't know. Well, let's see. There was another TikTok
one where I someone asked. It was a I don't
even have the whole screen shop, but it was something
about the signal chat shit. And my friend said, isn't
he getting fired? And I said, I don't know, probably not,
but maybe he'll have to spend time with his family
or something. He'll step down so that Trump can pretend

(45:50):
it's not a huge l for him. L is in loss.
I go back to my regular TikTok feed. I scrolled
two times and then and then the video I get
is specifically about Trump's elves for the week so far.
I thought that was kind of funny. Fun Let's see,
we were talking at work in one of the breakrooms

(46:12):
and we talked about the fact that I work in
the law world and attorneys get the law world, the
law World attorneys.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Coming soon from Shrimp of the Land Productions to streaming
service near you. Law World, Law World, the world to
be a great video game man.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
They have some fun stuff. There's a pool table, there's
ping pong table. There's also a video game machine that
plays like retro arcade games and stuff. And I was
in a conversation about how we might have to get
rid of that just for space concerns, and I was upset.
I'm like, you gotta get rid of the arcade machine.
I built it myself and then on Instagram immediately serves
me the next time I scroll Instagram for Doc and

(46:56):
Pie's Arcade Factory, where you can purchase cocktail tape arcade
machines full of retro eighties games.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Yep, doing what it's supposed to be doing stuff.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
Would would law World be like We're back, Yes, that's
what would Law World be like? The legal drama for
like non lawyers, all the other people that work in
a law firm, like the billing and.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
The the it guys.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
Yes, yeah, they're in the law world, but they don't
really do the law stuff.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Wasn't there supposed to be a show about like what
happens in the DC world after like Superman destroys the city,
like all the people have to clean up his ship.
Wasn't that going to be there was a show like that.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
I don't know if it was specifically that, but or
it could be like it's like Lower Decks, right, like
Lower Decks, Yes, or no, actually it's it's it's way
better than all those and it has nothing to do
with any of those shows.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Right.

Speaker 4 (47:54):
There's that new show The Residents on Netflix. It's cannot
remember her name for the last two days, but the
girl that played crazy Eyes on Orange is the new
Black Nope, she it? And then gian Carlo Esposito isn't it?
Yeah he's good, and Kylie Minogue isn't it?

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Okay, that's left turn but all right, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:19):
She's an interval plot point and Kylie Minogue plays Kylie
Minogue in it. But the Residence is about the residence
portion of the White House and what goes on the staff,
the butler's all that stuff. It's not about the actual
political operations. It's about the party throwing and the what
happens in the house. And it's it's a murder mystery

(48:42):
with some birding in it. Also birding, birding. That's bird watching. Yes, Oh,
I know, Well you said it like you'd never heard
that word.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
No, I just haven't heard it since there was that
movie about birding with what's his name and the other guy.
Oh yep, I don't remember anything about that movie. But
they saw a bunch of birds.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Just just in the last week, one of my co
workers has been proselytizing heavily about her new love of
bird watching, and I had to try to explain to
her the birds aren't real.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
That's a hard road. That is a hard road to walk,
but birds work for the bourgeoisie, it is.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
How did that go? Was she receptive of the bird?

Speaker 1 (49:24):
She's in denial. She's in denial right now. She's exasperatedly
upset that I would say that birds are just cameras
for the CIA. But okay, we'll see how it goes,
all right.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
I have I have one that's sort of a follow up,
maybe maybe a cautionary tale. So speaking to my YouTube
channel we brought up earlier, that's the only reason I'm
going ahead with this one is there's a track called
Imminent Quench and somebody was asking me what that meant,
and it was I remember that it was. I wrote

(49:57):
it years ago, and I vaguely remembered it had something
to do with the super Colider. So I'm googling, you know,
quench and a clider, and I get, obviously the the
as you could see the Gemini thing right there. Okay,
so I go for quench fuck and I get this,
what is it? It's like porn porn link that's porn links.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
So yeah, or what is quenching porn?

Speaker 2 (50:26):
You know what I did not? I did not click through.

Speaker 4 (50:29):
A lot of come swallowing.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
If we're just being yeah, probably, well you gotta send me.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
That's great. Let's here's the here's the second link. You
can watch quenching porn videos for free. Okay, simple milk
Reagan Fox is looking for someone who can quench there's okay.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Oh quench your thirst for what?

Speaker 2 (50:53):
No thirsty milk something and sea word? Okay, yeah, so
put on your safe search. Put on your safe search
if you do, make that clear. Just you don't want
that on your computer, or maybe you do. I don't
know what you do.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Yeah, make sure safe search is on. Yes, fun research,
but with every search with safe search, but be safe.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
Yeah, yeah, use protection.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
I feel like it's a I feel like the Thirsty
Mills parts is a good way to steer into the
horrors of technology segment. I have a horror in my
own personal life, and I'm not sure how to feel
about it. I had to get a new refrigerator recently,
and we went with the LG brand because we've been
very happy with their washers and dryers and they play

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in a nice happy song which I believe you. Also
you called it once a sea shanty, which sounds.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
Like, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
I have those two, the LG washing.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
So now we have an Algae refrigerator and not surprisingly,
it is a smart appliance and now it's doing weird
shit now. Yesterday last night, I get a notification on
the LG Smart Appliance app that lets me know from
the message from the refrigerator crushed or cubed ice has

(52:11):
not been used for more than seven days. Discard the
old ice and clean the ice bin before you use.
It's tracking my ice usage.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Fuck, and it's and it's giving you chores. The machine
is giving you.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Or it's making it should clean itself, sucking. You're so smart.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
Why doesn't it like melt and drip out. It's a
little drip pan.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
Or that that would be great. But then it gets
I can't. Why can't it at least be like, hey,
let's do this together. You know, I'll shoot it out
if you get a ball, shoot it out of the thing.
All ice for you. Yeah, yeah, it's fridge quench. Fuck
your fridge.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
If that wasn't bad enough that it's learning me to
how negligent I am with my ice use. Like six
hours later, I get a text message from LG Think
Cue Care, Think Care. I don't know e h I
n q LG Think Care. We're reaching out regarding a
recent notification you might have received about your Think refrigerator.

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To learn more about the notification and what to take,
no click of the link below or and it gives
me like a whole like breadcrumb path of what to
click on in the app. But LG lge cares dot
com is where I could find more information about about
the notification I received about my ice and how bad

(53:28):
I am using my eyes.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
First of all, do you having a sensitivity issue with
your teeth.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Or oh I just don't really use the ice maker.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
I'm sorry, I just Britain.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
I drink a lot of water.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Are you doing your European beverages?

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Man? I drink my water straight from the tap, no ice,
or straight from the fridge no ice, that's all.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
That's all.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
I just don't for I like having at least half
of my microplastics frozen.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Honestly, Yeah, it is delicious microplastic.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
Okay, so do your fridges give tasks? And now you're
getting spam and it wants you to click through something
that's going to give you ads and steal more information
from you and track you and this is this is
not great. Yeah, let's just go back to the good
old time for just that didn't wake you up in
the middle of the night with a goddamn text about
the ice.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
This is why I do not disturb mode. It's very
important when you go to sleep. Yes, now it's another
one of these I'm taking it for the team kind
of things. But like every time anything happens, We also
got a new microwave, and every time someone cooks something
for even five seconds, my phone buzzes to let me
know that it's done cooking. I refuse to turn it off.

(54:42):
I refuse to turn it off.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
Yeah, my microwave is you know, issued by my apartment
and it makes noises. Now, I think the turntable is
like slightly like off balance. But if for some reason
I don't show up at a future episode, it's because
my microwave is exploded and I'm dead.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Oh well, is it because you cooked that potato that
was in your fridge?

Speaker 4 (55:06):
Finally, No, that's still in my fridge.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
Okay, No, that's what I was saying it proud, that's
what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. In the future,
You're going to try to cook that potato in the microwave.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
And maybe, yeah, it's possible.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
I'm trying to tie it all together, or.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
That potatoes tendrils will grab you and it will be
like a pod people kind of thing for a trip.

Speaker 4 (55:26):
I'm fine with all these options.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Really, all right, I would love a potato based replicant
of Aaron to show up on the podcast one day.
Oh my gosh, it looks a lot like Aaron, but
there's something kind of off.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
It's nicer to you.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
Is it's.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
It's crazy? I'm not sure. I'm not sure it's a
microphone iteration guarantees and niceness to Jeff.

Speaker 4 (55:50):
It's microphone and camera work in tandem on the same day.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
That would be too much. Oh yeah, this is what's
going on, all right, horrors of technology, mister Jeff.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
I know you have something, don't you.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
I keep yelling at you to bookmark things when you
send me crazy shit on TikTok. Are you not doing that?

Speaker 4 (56:14):
I don't know. Did you tell us to watch?

Speaker 2 (56:16):
I saved the you know what instead of instead of
book I bookmarked them. But now I have to go
through and watch them all because I realized most of
them don't have subtitles.

Speaker 5 (56:24):
God, and I had done this thing where I was like, see, well,
my problem is I'm not so worried about how stuff works.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
I'm worried about what's what's going to happen because of it.
But a lot of people are wondering how stuff works,
and that gives a little more context to what's going
to happen. So I got to be a little more
thorough with my research, which sounds like I might have
to start a whole nother podcast. I don't know, but hey,
I'm available.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Oh yeah, Aaron's got plenty of time for more podcasts.
There you.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
Oh, here's here's here's a horror of podcast story or
horror of technology my either way, my.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
My.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
You know, you go to your Google Search and you
get like the windows of the little things right here,
you know, the weather, the sports team you follow, you know,
right here, fucking smashing Pumpkins. Fuck you Google. Okay, look,
smashing Pumpkins.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
I went into my messages. Here's one that I told
you to bookmark and talk about, which was the glitch
in the simulation where the exact same thing happened in
a baseball game twice. For expediency's sake, Yes, I will.
I know a lot of people don't have TikTok I
downloaded the video. I'll post the video of this to
the Patreon, but just give us a little hint as

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to what happened that was so fucking weird.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Okay, So it's a the top, the last out of
the top, and the fourth inning, the top and the
bottom of the fourth inning in THISAA baseball game ended
with an identical play. It's a five to six three out. Basically,
the ball was hit at the same speed eighty three
miles an hour to the third baseman who tried to
get tried to like stop to catch, bounce off the glove,

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bounce off his glove into the air. Shortstop grabbed it
through it first. It's like to play them. It's like
the spacing is the same, that everything is exactly the same, that.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
As off the glove. Like it's weird. Yeah, yeah, it
is pretty freaky, and I'm pretty pro simulation theory at
this point, so it works for me. I will post
the video in case you don't have TikTok and you
can't find it. It's fucked up.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
But go to our players. The same on the bases
and everything too.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
No, it would have had to be. It was opposite teams,
right because it was top bottom of the inning.

Speaker 4 (58:47):
Oh sorry, I don't baseball so.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Well, neither do I, but I think I think I'm
right on that. Like it's not the same uniforms, it's
different people the only thing, but it's the exact same situation,
same pitch, speed, same everything.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Crazy.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
It was pretty crazy. I had to admit that was
that was messy. I've got one other thing for you here,
since you've forgotten all of your horrors of technology, I'll
just I'll give you a hint. Turtle turtle.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
Oh okay, so okay, Aaron scared as the turtle.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
I have the ID. You all know I have a
tendency to overtell in stories, but I can't because anyway.
So there's a guy at work who sometimes his hair
is like looks like a mushroom top. And you know
that's cool. It's kind of when he when he when
he pulls, when he takes the braids out or whatever.

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Before he gets this, they're done. So it comes to
work for a couple of days it looks like a mushroman.
He's big tagget and it also kind of looks like
he's wearing turtleshell. And we were somebody was as we
were walking to break somebody said turtle turtle from from
Master Disguise. And then the next fucking morning I get
the turtle turtle clip from TikTok. Never seen that on

(01:00:09):
TikTok ever. Ever, it's a weird. Weird.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
It would have to also be not just listening to
the words you say, but like the intonation, the fact that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
Someone turtle turtle, Yeah, exactly, because we say turtle all
the time, yeah, thought on social media. Yeah, yeah, true.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Yeah, that's pretty weird.

Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
That's wild. Yes, well, actually, I.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
I do have something please.

Speaker 4 (01:00:38):
I had my dad a couple days ago sent me
this like turtle house, and I looked up and it's
in like Mongolian desert or somewhere weird, I don't know,
and and it's these people built a house. It's a
I think it's technically a tortoise, but it's a two
story house. And and the l circumference basically is the

(01:01:04):
footprint of the house, and then the legs are on
either side. I think you've also showed it to me
or talked about it with me, or you've seen it
in one of the group chats we're in, probably, but
I have had it shown to me, and it has
come up in my feed on places on its own
several times since my dad shared it to me. Because

(01:01:24):
my dad said, you want to buy this house? And
I said yes please, And from that moment on, friends
and just the internet have showed it to me probably
like fifteen times.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Yeah, it came up in a Garmie chat and I
was questioning if it was real or not because I
looked it up.

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
When my dad sent it to me, and it's somewhere
I'll keep talking, I'll.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Well, how much can we buy it for? Let's all
pitch in.

Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
Well, it's somewhere crazy that we don't want to live.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
That was the But this could be our commune. Yeah,
we could all get together.

Speaker 4 (01:01:59):
Yea Mongolia is Gobi Desert.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
I'm good to go there. That sounds almost far enough away.

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
I think it's in like pretty bad shape now be
able to just take it?

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Oh squatters rites, Yes, yeah, all right, well map it out,
let's figure out how we can get there, and then
we'll talk about it the next Yes, this is.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Why we have a one dollar Patreon level. You will
get a share. You can go and does desert always
sleep on the couch?

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
That's right, that's right. For one dollar a month, one.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
Dollar a month, that's all it takes. You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
Uh. The last thing on my list? Should we address
the new conspiracy on the block, which is that Jeff
Bezos sent a bunch of women up in a rocket,
except maybe he didn't. You don't like it, No, I
just I just take the whole thing. I mean, well,
let's start with Jeff Bezos Space tour and can go

(01:03:00):
fuck itself. It's just a thing for rich people to
lord over us some more and to act like they're
doing something, accomplishing something.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
Just just because you have money doesn't mean shit. Okay,
you haven't done shit. You probably got that parents from
your money, or you're from your parents money from your parents, sorry,
or your uncle or you know, I don't know what
Uncle Touchy left you in his will, but just fucking
quit it. Hey, everybody stop stop going to space. Yeah.

(01:03:28):
I liked about they didn't even go to space. But
the only thing I liked about it was the Wendy's
Twitter response when when they're like, Katy Perry went to space,
can we send her back?

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
Apparently, apparently Katy Perry is considering legal action against the
Wendy's Twitter account for defaming her or something. Emotional damage.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
Why does emotional damage?

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Emotional damage something like that, something like that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
So hard?

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
She she was once married to Russell Brand.

Speaker 4 (01:04:03):
Yeah, okay, with Orlando Bloom that you get her something
I believe?

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
So Yeah, that that's payback, right, that that gets you,
then the universe makes up for Russell brand with an
Orlando Bloom. Right.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
Look, I'm not I'm not saying that just because you
have money you have no problems, but fuck you man.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
The conspiracy theory, for those unaware, is that the capsule,
the capsule that the ladies walked out of after they
had their trip to the far reaches of the atmosphere
and back again, the capsule seemed awfully pristine and clean
and differently shaped and sized than all the other capsules
that have been sent up. It seemed to take no

(01:04:48):
damage whatsoever.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
H And.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
There was also one I saw where Jeff Bezos was
walking around the outside of the capsule. And then there
was also it was spliced footage from the inside of
the capsule where the ladies were filming themselves, and like
the windows are clearly a different distance apart inside versus outside. Uh,
there was stuff about who opened the door and the
decompression and all that, but I.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
Don't know, I mean, do you think you go high
so they didn't have to? Like, there are no going
to be scorch marks on the There aren't going to
be any scorch marks on the capsule.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Or anything. Is that what your scientist friends told you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
Yeah, that's what my scientists. That's what my scientists friends
tell me.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
Right As were you familiar with this at all?

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
Aaron, No, I hadn't heard that.

Speaker 4 (01:05:38):
But I also spent a lot of time saying, why
don't we spend that money on something better? Guys?

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
Yeah, well yeah, there was that, especially because they get
a lot of taxpayer money for their space programs.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
Mark, we pay for SpaceX, we pay for Blue Origin,
we pay for we what do we get nothing? We
have to listen to these guys pontificate about how their
lives have changed and they have this whole different perspective
and they're connected to love. Give me a fucking break.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
Yeah, that's the worst part, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
I mean, hey, if you if you got the money
and you want to do it, do it. But don't
tell me about it. Fuck you don't act that. Don't
put it on like like like old. It's not like
we're landing on the moon with this ship. You know,
we've done even even the first the first mission into space.

(01:06:28):
This was a suborbital trip that was that was at
least getting somewhere, you know, this is it was progressive.
It was trying to figure out how high we could go. Yeah,
well they did if the capsule would even work.

Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
They did essentially what they simulate for children at space
Camp and at the NASA Space Camp. Like you paid
a ton of money or got someone else to pay
a fuck ton of money for you to go up
and feel weightless for a couple of seconds and then
come back down. You can just go to fuck in
space camp, guys, Like that is way cheaper, and I

(01:07:03):
bet if enough people were interested, they do an adult
space camp.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
There's also an airplane that does that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
Yeah, like a or something. Yeah, cargo comment. Yeah, do
you guys? Do you guys remember did you guys ever
want to go to space camp when you were younger?

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
Only because of the movie Space Camp starting Quawking Phoenix.

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
Also, have you seen that movie lately? It does not
hold up.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
It's yeah, not a good movie.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
No, not a good movie.

Speaker 4 (01:07:32):
I just people bother me. Yeah. If it was like
a sane situation where like we were all gonna die
and we had to leave, Okay, let's spend the money.
But if it's like just cuz, how does this help
us do that?

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:07:49):
Right, like oh you made it and came right back
a job. Let's figure out, like if we can build
a dumb around Mars or something, let's let's do something
productive with our time it with the space ship, not
send billionaire fuck heads up.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
And my thing is is, why do we even go
to Mars at all? Are we really going to do
interspace travel? We can't do intergenerational ships. I mean, that's insane.
People can't even survive, like like, space breaks you down.
You saw the people that were stuck that were stuck
because of Boeing, and I'm so glad they got back safely.
But on the International Space Station when they came back,

(01:08:27):
it looked like they had aged a lot brutally. And
that's what space does to you, man.

Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
I think we should, probably I don't know, figure out
how to stop ruining the world we live on.

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
I agree, Well, you know, that's a really good point,
you guys, and I think it's important to recognize what
does or does not ruin the world we live on.
And surely you know what won't ruin the world we
live on. These commercials, anything being advertised on the show
absolutely guaranteed to improve the world we live on. So

(01:09:01):
let's take a commercial.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
Break environmentally friendly commercials.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
And come back.

Speaker 6 (01:09:10):
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we explore the vast realms of geekdom, from the latest
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We've got you covered. Join me for insightful reviews, hilarious discussions,
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Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
And we're back.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
All right? Oh are we back? All right?

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
Do it again? I no, it's if you have something
to say, say no, I don't. I don't keeping this
in now all right and we're back, all right? Say
tuned to a future possible dumpster fire to fight out
what I'm saying. Fuck you to chess.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
Uh. We've been going a long time, but I do
think it would be uplifting for everyone if we found
a few suggested articles to talk about. Who wants to
go first?

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
Well, triumphant return she first?

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
Yeah? I agree?

Speaker 4 (01:10:12):
Okay, all right, sweet Well let's take a look. Uh.
British paralympian reported missing in Las Vegas.

Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
It's not uplifting.

Speaker 4 (01:10:27):
I think it's because right getting the wrong uber like me.
I think it's probably because we talk about Vegas so
much in that chat we're in that that came up.
Let's see what else I have.

Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
Tell me more about chats. I'mona than I'm just kidding.
I'm kidding.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
Here's here's the most important article we're gonna we're gonna
see all day, uh, based on last episode of course,
why it's being suggested. This is an article about someone
named Nikki Johnson Kut's and I only looked her up
because the headline's kind of weird. The headline is simply
can The text is shrimp Diva save a dying industry? Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
Yes, because once, once, we're done with shrimp of the sea.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
Yeah, Shrimp of the land. Yeah, that's right, Shrimp of
the land are going to save the industry.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
I'm not gonna lie. Shrimp of the Land is the
only thing that got me through this week. Okay for me, okay,
Expedition thirty three and then the bears. But then my
third article fish active Forecast for tomorrow, and then it
has like a bunch of fish maps and fish species.
This is because I've been playing dretch not a sponsor

(01:11:37):
of our show, and I also haven't stopped talking about it. Sorry, Kerry.

Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
Aaron.

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
A letter written on board the Titanic before it sank
sales for almost four thousand, four hundred Sorry for almost
four hundred thousand dollars at auction.

Speaker 3 (01:11:53):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
Wow. Last night Jennifer was making dinner and we were
we needed shreaded cheese, so I loudly pronounced that I
spent seventeen dollars on a four pound bag of shredded
cheese last night when I got home. And now I
have a headline worried about your cheese budget. I'm worried

(01:12:15):
about your cheese budget.

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
This is from Food and Wine dot com. But yeah,
worried about your cheese budget. Here are five European sounding
cheeses that are actually made in the US. So good
news people. If you want Brie, get the get President
brand Bri and it's made in the United States. And
that's all I'm going to say about this list.

Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
Wow, how much cheese are you buying that your phone
is concerned? I mean, I know you had a seventeen.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
Four pounds of shredded cheese apparently, Yeah, what brand was that?

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
Like, fucking how's the store brand?

Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
Jesus, I know.

Speaker 4 (01:12:49):
That's that's egregious.

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
It is the algorithm is behind the curve on this one.
Because I have a friend at work. We've been talking
about the new Krispy Kreme. Don't they cheesecake donuts now?
Or it's limited time and I got some? But now
it's telling me I get an article about Krispy Kreme,
but I already got the fucking donuts? So why what
good is this? It's from All Recipes. All Recipes has

(01:13:13):
an article about the krispy Kreme just launched this most
decadent donuts.

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
Yet I feel that way often about some of the
shit I get advertised, which is like Amazon will keep
plugging shit that I already bought, and I'm disappointed that
the algorithm, for as advanced as it is, doesn't know
that and then stop wasting its own resources advertising to.

Speaker 4 (01:13:33):
I don't know why this is suggested for me. This
article has come up. This is very weird. It says
Warner Brothers to remake popular nineteen ninety two movie. And
I opened it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
What movie?

Speaker 4 (01:13:48):
So I'm fine?

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Movie the Body Card?

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
Oh wow?

Speaker 4 (01:13:54):
Why why it was just okay the first time?

Speaker 3 (01:13:58):
Why do it again?

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
Who's going to play.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
Love the original version of that movie.

Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
It's just like in the process of being developed right now.

Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
There's not many people that can match her voice. So
if they're not going to match her voice, just give up.

Speaker 4 (01:14:16):
I want to see it with Dolly Parton since it's
her song.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
Anyway, that would be I want.

Speaker 4 (01:14:22):
To see an old and her husband just died. I
want to see old lady bodyguard.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
I would watch that.

Speaker 4 (01:14:28):
Yeah, it could be like Guarding Task meets the Bodyguard, or.

Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
You could you could take it like like there are
maggot people who are out to kill real Dolly Parton
because she funded the MODERNA help fund the MODERNA vaccine.

Speaker 4 (01:14:45):
Was personally out to is what a movie?

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
This?

Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
Well that documentary At that point, RFK Junior is the
bad guy. Dolly Parton is the good guy. Who's the bodyguard?

Speaker 4 (01:14:59):
Nick K? That's where I brought the guarden passage.

Speaker 2 (01:15:02):
Oh I see yeah, okay, yeah, I watch that. Yeah, yeah,
I'm I'm I'm watching it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:09):
I should also get a star or do we want
Zaddie who uh Pedro Pascal given some very sexy daddy vibes.

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
Why not have both of them both and pedro?

Speaker 4 (01:15:22):
Yeah, chemistry, they have to guard one guards each boob.

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
Yeah, that's okay.

Speaker 4 (01:15:31):
Warner Brothers call us, Dolly, call us, we got your
Pascal call me specifically.

Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
Do you have something good because I got one? But
do you go first?

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
No, I'm being very The algorithm really wants me to
play Expedition thirty three. I have less than four articles
in my top twenty.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
I've heard good things, but I just don't have time. Well, fine,
then this is my last suggest article. And if you
guys want to talk about other stuff, fine, but this
is just it's a It's about soccer, which I don't
give any shits about, but Pope Francis adored football, and
the soccer world returns the love. Pope Francis died. Jdvance
killed that man right.

Speaker 4 (01:16:17):
The other day. I think he was so disappointed that
he had to talk to that fucking idiot that he
just straight up died because he didn't want.

Speaker 3 (01:16:25):
To have to do ship like that again.

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
This is maybe the best meme I've seen in months.
And I will post this meme to the Patreon, but
just wait, it's too bright. All right, well, I'll post
it to the Patreon. But it's about jd Vance killing
the Pope. Yep, yep.

Speaker 4 (01:16:46):
That So I got to tell you so on the
jd Vance front, I was looking online. I was fascinated
by the fact that he like forcibly met the Pope
on like basically they entered the Vatican City and went
and saw the Pope. And it took seventeen minutes from

(01:17:09):
the time they entered the Vatican City to the time
they pulled out of the Vatican City.

Speaker 3 (01:17:15):
Wow, and they only got road.

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
Two minutes from entrance to pull out. That is a
long time.

Speaker 4 (01:17:22):
Damn No, it's a super short time for that honor.

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
So carry you were right about that. Never mind, people.

Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
People typically get a much longer audience. And someone like
Mike Pence, who was not terribly popular but wasn't as
big of a douche, got this like beautiful plaque with
like a frog right, got this like plaque presented to
him from the diocese with like ann engraved thing about

(01:17:57):
his work with the church and like we appreciate you.
Jade Vance got some rosaries, which famously they gave a
Vita a rosary when she went to the Vatican because
they weren't impressed with her. Shit, they were like, okay,
you're some fucking actress. Here's a rosary that is there,
like we don't want to deal with you. Gift is
the rosary and some link Easter eggs for the kids

(01:18:19):
and shit, they got success. Yeah, they got the like
shortest audience like with the Pope possible and the least
uh acclaimed of like the gifts you get when you
visit the Pope.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
That's awesome. Yeah, too bad across the Pope is life. Yeah,
well it's.

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
Weird that the one thing that's given me one of
the few news stories that made me happy involved somebody dying.
But you know, also he's the Pope, and the pope
because he can't do enough to get those i mean
priests away from children still have JD.

Speaker 4 (01:18:52):
Vance already killed my rights. So yeah, I think it's
fair that he starts murdering people.

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
Now build your It's killed my boner several times.

Speaker 4 (01:19:02):
Yeah, he's probably killed his wife's lady boner too.

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
Definitely.

Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
There was a great TikTok where it was it was
an Indian girl pretending to be Usha Vance and she's
she's got like she's covered in boxes that are covered
in like this garish wrapping paper. And the whole point
of the video is that he was making her wear
a couch costume.

Speaker 4 (01:19:23):
I think that, Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
Yeah. Uh, well, you know, I guess ri Ip Pope
Francis the Catholic Church sucks. But he sucked the least
of all the hopes, of all the hopes. We can
all agree on that, right, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:19:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
And he admonished jd Vance for being a bad person.

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, just apparently don't take a stance
against Jade Vance. I guess we're next.

Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
If we're next, yeah, we wind up dead.

Speaker 1 (01:19:50):
It's like the ring. If jd Vance comes knocking, don't
answer because you know, three days after you see.

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
Him, that's all over.

Speaker 4 (01:19:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
Well, on that note, I think we need to sign
out one last time. If anyone wants to find us,
First of all, our email.

Speaker 2 (01:20:06):
Is suggested articles podcast at gmail dot com, and if
you want to see the god damn jeff an email address,
and if you if you want to find the bonus content,
including this fucking crazy TikTok video about baseball and the
meme that I can't seem to show anybody of the simulation.

Speaker 1 (01:20:27):
Roof of the simulation proof proof. Oh I thought you
were doing a roofing reference.

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
Should first t shirt? Right? That roof of the simulation
coming soon to a to a print on Demand's.

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
Website, Mary, Please sign up for free of the simulation.
Please sign up for free at patreon dot com slash
suggested articles.

Speaker 2 (01:20:56):
Also a podcast podcast, I sucked it up. That's two
weeks in a row. God, damn it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
Okay, oh got it?

Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
I was I was too busy. Look, we're still looking
for investors for Shrimp of the Land. As you can see,
we are enterprising. We have multiple products ready to launch.
We have television series. Television series yeah, basically rides itself. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
Oh God, Aaron, in honor of the Pope, could you
please lead us in a prayer

Speaker 3 (01:21:29):
All Hail, All Hail the algorithm

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