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August 4, 2025 105 mins
The Algorithm is reading our minds, brain implants are getting reposessed, Jeff's never been to Hooters, and an inebriated Jef unveils his new game: Yay or Nay (Conspiracy Theory Edition).


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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Suggested articles as part of odd Pods Media.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
A podcast network. Dial up those VPNs put on that
tinfoil hat and there's not a line that goes here
that rhymes with anything. It's time for suggested articles a podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Good job, soundbot. All right, I think that worked.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Now I can't tell no.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
I think she's cringing.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Oh I heard you say a podcast a podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Well I didn't say anything. Okay, yeah, I didn't say anything,
but there I was cringing. But I said nothing.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
I was quiet, and I could hear where you're cringing
from the.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Every time someone spoke when soundbot was on.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
And yeah, I'll cut that out.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
I'm a big fan of it. I might just like
soundbot like fade myself out from now on and on?

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Do we want to pierce the veil and Aaron can
say something with soundbot unmuted or just move on. Let's
just move Onkay, let's do it. I'm welcome to suggest
the articles.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Wait started it?

Speaker 1 (01:28):
What? Welcome to suggest the articles?

Speaker 2 (01:33):
I like that it drew so much better.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Okay, since this is all staying in, uh, I don't
even know what's happening anymore. We're a podcast is sort
of a tech podcast and a conspiracy podcast, and often
that and a lot of fucking.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Nonsense sometimes just a nonsense podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah. Absolutely, I'm Jeff. I'm Jeff.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Aaron.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
You want to say hi?

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Oh, yep, Hi, I'm Aaron. I'm here sometimes you know me?

Speaker 2 (02:04):
You sometimes? And if you don't, carls Nelson Riley, yep,
seeing every time. How's that for an outdated Every time.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
We think we're getting good at podcasting, Aaron tosses a
water balloon into one of our faces and and then
she brings us back.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Tom are you?

Speaker 2 (02:23):
How are you ground us and help us.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Getting egos by telling us when we're boring or stupid or.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Which is basically all the time. But still, you know,
I'm just.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Going to stroke your ego today, Jeff to f and
I tell you how great?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Right?

Speaker 3 (02:43):
I thought it was an important, pregnant pause. It felt
right based on earlier subject matter before I entered the room.
Here's the deal I started, is it cave crawler, cave, dweller,
cave whatever. Carl the book you do?

Speaker 1 (02:59):
You fuck?

Speaker 3 (03:00):
I love it. I love the weird relationship with him
and the little cat. I'm only like fifty in I
like just started it, but I fucking love it. Thank you.
I can't wait to finish it. I'm going to read
some more when we've done tonight.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
I believe you should just get the book.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yet, I have it on good authority that our last guest,
Rachel might be checking it out too cool. I know Ryan,
friend of the show and now video Guy, is also
fully immersed in these books.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Rachel. I don't hate you. I just have had a
really shit two and a half weeks. I will email you.
I swore to God.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
It's you, since you sort of brought it up on
the show. Let's just make a simple question here. Are
you okay? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Are you okay?

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Yes? Yeah? Yeah. So I still actually haven't heard from
anyone because minutes after my.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Surgery to pause the podcast because Jennifer needs me to
taste her macaroni salad.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
No, it's mac and cheese. Mac and cheese even better.
It's way better than macaroni salad.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Did she homemake that?

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Homide?

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yes, it's homemade?

Speaker 2 (04:14):
What kind of cheese? Did cheese make that?

Speaker 1 (04:18):
And sometimes the podcast is about don't macaroni and cheese?

Speaker 2 (04:21):
I do not fuck with me? What kind of cheese
is cheese? Don't know? Oh my god, what well you
ate it?

Speaker 1 (04:28):
What kind of cheese was it? Just text her? You
have her number? Text her right now.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
I'm not going to start texting people chef but with her,
and you can't tell me.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
I was trying to get on with the podcast. Oh
my god, I'm.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Trying in your mouth? What did it tastes like?

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Was it like.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Creamy or like it was creamy but it had a
sharpness to it, So there's some cheddar.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
I just bought doubling her. I don't think that would
make a very good cheese sauce, but if you mix
it with enough stuff maybe.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
If you if you put a little cheese your cheese sauce,
it's fucking awesome. I've done that before. It's amazing.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Ship. Yeah you know what. Okay, Okay, this guy.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Okay, we're back to this. So, like minutes after my
very quickly planned surgery, my actual doctor went on vacation,
so no one's actually called me to go over there.
She was like, I look to cure uterus, and you're
a vagina and your cervix and I have to leave

(05:37):
the country and take a vacation with my family.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
I've had that happen to me too, to be fair, Yeah, yeah,
they've been like, I'm out of here. You know what.
They don't even stick around to ask where I found it.
That's the weird part.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
They don't stay to ask for where did you find
your uter I can't even tell. I have to know.
I can't finish my story.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Now, you know I'm not being serious.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Okay, let's hear your story. I know.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Okay, all right, we're gonna make you a uterus after
this if you don't let me finish this fucking story. Okay, continuing,
it's going to go through your taint, just so you know.
That's how.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Let's not talk about my people. I work with God,
damn it, I'm.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Not know you have a taint and.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Think about it. I'm guessing, which is comforting for all
of them.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
So anyway, so she's not here. So I just took
the pathology report and I just go line by line
each of the findings and like.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Looked up the terms and stuff.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
So no malignant, nothing, I'm good. I keep telling everyone
I do think my uterus might be the walls of
Jericho because there was something about like some portion of
something crumbling down, and I was like.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Oh wow, somebody waching around you with the arc of
the Covenant.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
No, I think it was. I think they were saying like,
because it was it was damaged and they were cutting
poll ups and stuff out, that it must have been
like around the things, like just deteriorating. So also probably
not going to be pregnant anytime soon, which is good
because I can't take it into the pregnancy test. I
took four in two weeks because anytime they touch your

(07:25):
lady shit, they have to make sure you're not pregnant
because if you lose the baby, they don't want you
to sue them. So I took two pregnancy tests within
two days, and then the other two scattered amongst the
rest of the two weeks. I'm super not pregnant.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Wow wow, and I'm not dying pregnant. Oh okay, Well
we're glad you're not dying erin.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, we are really glad you're not dying. We're going
we don't have something horrible.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Thanks, Yeah, me too.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
I can't I can't even express glad. I am seriously,
I will tell you this.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
I love you guys, and I'm going to give you
some advice. Now, if your doctor says don't go back
to work the next day, like rest, you should do that.
Because I did agree listen, and I went right back
to work the next day, and I developed a stomach
infection because my body was so busy trying to heal
the fact that someone cut pieces of me away that

(08:19):
my rest of my immune system was down. So I
had like a two day almost one hundred and two.
I was like one hundred and one point eight or
nine for like two full days. I was like, am
I dying? Was like shit, I was googling, but I
wouldn't go to the emergency room because I'm not at
my out of pocket max yet and the surgery has
already like bankrupted me for travel, so I was like,

(08:40):
let's wait till morning. And it passed. I'm fine, I'm.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Alive, clearly, but still always listen to your doctor.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Yeah, shit, that's really lie.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Even if my doctor's like, hey should I When I
asked my doctor, hey should I go to work tomorrow
and they're like, eh, you could probably go to work,
I take it as I should probably also not go
to work.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
So you know, you know how movies people rip the
like thing that electro diving out and they fucking just
go Yeah, that's me. Like the second I'm awake and
out of anastasia, I'm like, how soon can I not
be in this place? And also how fast can I
get back to normal? Because at this point, I've been

(09:22):
sick long enough that like I obviously was sick enough
I need surgery. I've probably had enough naps at this point,
so I'm like, I just want to not be sick anymore.
And they always laugh at me because they're like, well,
you just calm the fuck down, and I'm like, I
want to go home.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
I always thought that was like the secret hospital plan is,
but of course they why would they actually want you
to leave? But that's why I thought, maybe that's why
food is bad. Maybe that's why sometimes the help isn't great.
And I don't mean to say that, because I know
nurses work their asses off and nurses are great and stuff,
But I've been a couple of times where I could
not wait to get the fuck out.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Oh I'm the best hospital, guess too, that's the problem.
I come in hot, so they want me to stay.
I'm telling jokes, I'm telling funny stories. I have a
great crowd pleaser about the first surgery I ever had,
where like the nurse blew out my vein and then
pulled the IV out real quick, and I arterial sprayed
across my hospital gown in the wall. I tell these
stories arterial spray, No I wish I did. My mom

(10:29):
almost fainted because it was the first surgery I'd ever
had in my life. I was like twenty, like young
twenty something, and my mom walked in and was like
and I was like, I'm fine, I'm fine, it's fine,
I'm fine. They're like, you know, I'm a great room.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Get your hit your breath back, ma'am.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah, oh ship, all right, all right, well Aaron, we're
glad you're okay.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
We am glad you're okay.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
They're indulging my stories.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
I've got Oh you do. I have a mail bag.
I've got a little bit of a mail bag. But
before we do, I want to solicit some email as well.
So if you needed to reach out to us, perhaps
in response to what I'm about to talk about, you
can find us at Suggested Articles Podcast at gmail dot
com any email. But before I go into the actual

(11:20):
mail bag, is this something that came up recently a
conversation with Ryan, and then I've been bouncing the idea
of some other people, and I feel like this ties
into the show because of the times, especially with Aaron here,
when I've had something to bring up and there's a
blog post and I start reading the blog post and
it is the most boring fucking thing. And then I've

(11:42):
learned now on the podcast to try to just like
scroll for like three or four pages worth before I'm
even going to be close to the point of the
thing I clicked on. Right, But it's boring, right, These
blogs are boring. Almost every website and almost every suggested
article we get is going to go to some kind
of blog or sort of news site and it's going
to be boring as fuck and just trying to keep

(12:04):
you on the site as long as possible. Yeah, Okay.
So Ryan had been telling me about something he listens
to that is a go to Sleep podcast mm hmm,
and we were banding about some ideas, and I thought, well,
what if on our YouTube channel there was a like

(12:24):
a video of me sitting in the dark, which is
the light of my phone, reading in the most calming
voice possible suggested articles and then Ryan said you could
call it suggested articles a nap time, and I just
at that point I fell in love with the idea completely.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
How do you have to do this? Why did you
not already have this ready to go?

Speaker 1 (12:54):
I'm pretty sure I want to feedback. Would you like
to go to would you like to sleep with? Jeff?

Speaker 2 (12:59):
H F Jeff.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
I will read to you sleep. I will read to
you what the algorithm tells me to read to you.
It could be news, It could be video game shit.
It could be current events or history or who knows.
It could be articles about what Taco Bell's new menu
item is. I get all sorts of weird shit.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Can you please have this ready for tomorrow so when
I go to sleep, I get to have this in
my ears.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
I'll try this in my life. If this is exciting,
I'll try to start getting this up and running berry.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
So if you're not excited about this and telling all
your friends about this right now, I don't.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Even know what to say. Come on. So if I
if I were to read blog posts like this and
just keep my voice really even no matter what the
blog says, the Chilupa is coming back to Taco Bell
for a limited time only like that kind of thing.
Would this help you go to sleep? Is this the
right kind of voice? It's it's pretty good. I'm not

(13:53):
gonna lie.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
I don't know from me. I'm really trying to stay
awake right now.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
But you.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
Punch your peas a lot, and you you're over pop
filter soften.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yeah, well listen to this criticism over here. No, no, no, no,
I can't take it, like can't take a poppy pee?
You put that on your tinder.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Sorry, I don't think you're having the same conversation as
to Jeff and I.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Clearly I'm saying he pops his peas with Dick saying,
and you don't like a poppy pee.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
I would have to work on that, okay.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
I have an audible thing with my anxiety where something
like an uneven noise like that would wake me up,
and then I'd be like, well I'm awake now. Great.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
See I'm the opposite way a good a very poppy pee,
like if you pop your pee, I my god, it's
lost all meaning it's yeah. I would I would probably be, oh.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
You ladies, pop your p like, no, okay, it's a song,
You're welcome, This is okay.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
All right, okay, other mail bags, mail bag, Okay, there's
not there's not a lot. I just got a few
things to let you guys either update the listeners on
or you guys.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
I think you guys already knew this, But after our
episode on Colossus the Foreben Project, I found a contact
address for uh, for Eric Brayden.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
We so desperately wanted him on the podcast. We really did.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
He was the actor that played Foreben himself, doctor.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Foreben, the Victor on.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Right. He's a super famous yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Young and the Wrestlers.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
I'm sorry, I'm just not young in the Wrestlers.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
So I reached out with just a short explanation, like
we watched this movie and you know, he played the
scientist that made the AI, and now the AI is
like real. You know, we want to we want to
know what he thinks about what's happening in.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
The world, or just if he had any anecdotes from
the shoot or anything. Any memories.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
No memory at all. That was so many years ago.
I like Scotch good entertainment.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Uh. The important thing is, I guess I did get
a response, which is not always the case when I
reach out to publicists, but the response I got was apologies,
Eric Braiden is not into technology and sci fi, just
not interested in discussion discussing AI. Mister Braiden has no
interest in or anything sci fi related. Mister Braiden will decline.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
I mean, he's pretty old, so he's about to die,
so he doesn't half care AI.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
But like.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Related, it's fucking related to reaction, my friend.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
He gets to put that reality behind him soon.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Yeah, man, lucky fucking bastard. I mean, I guess we
all could technically, but yeah, you know, cholesterol is not
working for me. It's not it's not doing the doing
the job. So I mean be around for a while.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Well, I'm glad for that. I love you man too.
Dark Okay, it was.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Pretty dark anyway, Fuck you Eric Branden's weird publicist.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
No, I think I was pretty pissed about it.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Yeah, but the publicist, are you kidding me? I mean,
come on, get the net, dude, come on.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
Here's I would be willing to bet all the money
I don't have right now that the publishers never even asked.
Was just like, no, they're gonna make fun of him.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
No he did.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
I had to skip so many pages just to find
your podcast on I Podcasts. So I think we.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Should get doctor Marlana Been from Days of Our Lives
on the show instead get Marlena.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Oh you know what I'm here for that be Okay,
do you got any dirt on Eric Braiden.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Channel?

Speaker 2 (18:15):
The ses that articles takes yet another crazy turn.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
Article soap opa?

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Oh boy, Okay, I got a quick email from Ben
he uh, oh.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
I want to talk to you. I haven't. I haven't
got a package.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Okay. He said he's got a package coming your way,
but he also wanted my address to send me a package.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Yes, I wanted to talk to you about this email.
So I'm glad it's coming up. Oh well, this is
the reason I haven't haven't responded because I wanted to
talk to Jeff and I want to do it on
the show a little bit.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
It's kind of it's kind of important that Errs here
for this if we're talking about the same thing there
there were okay.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
So he was noticing that we have that running gag
of like you know, if you want to know more,
go to patreon dot com. Slash suggested articles Patreon right,
so that yeah, we have that, and but he was
noting that on the show art lovingly crafted by Aaron
It says suggested articles the podcast, Oh so should we

(19:25):
change it because.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
That's what your old art said? So that's yeah, but
Ben doesn't. Ben's not talking to me anymore because I
didn't get him art in a timely manner. Any He's
not answering.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Do you want to know what? I remember that episode
where you're like, he's been held hostage by both of us,
but I actually got him my thing, So.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Oh, you're back in.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
Him if he's still okay. I asked him if he
still needed it. He didn't answer me, so then I
put it back down.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Uh, there was another email. I guess I could talk
about Ben. Is this weird? We're hoping? I would say
out loud, which was, he has someone that makes puppets?

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Wait, Ben has someone who makes puppets?

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Well, what the fuck email were you talking about? But yes,
he has someone that makes puppets.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
No, I was talking about the one when you were
talking about Okay, Well.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
There's also like, Okay, he made a thing, but I
don't know if that thing that he made is real
or not, So.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
I wait to talk about that.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yeah, I don't know I mean, if it turns out
it's real. That I mean, if it's real, I'm not
really sure what it is, but I don't know. Yeah right, okay,
all right, well come on, no, he clearly does not. Okay. Also,
would you like to introduce your friend Aaron to the
video watchers? No?

Speaker 3 (20:49):
No, it was better the other way. You've made it weird. Now.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
I got an email from Rachel. She remembered something that
she was trying to say on the show and forgot,
and that is her top movies. Yes, okay, uh so
Rachel the top movies that she had for us, and
it actually turned out to be six clue what she
said on the Clue list? Yes, what combo? That is

(21:19):
like a real one? Two po those are?

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Those are dimetric exposed? Almost? Which do you watch first?
I Watchler's List first? Yeah, but that's just me. You
watch Childler's List and Clue depends on bright.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Yeah you want to, yeah, because you don't want to
end your night on list.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
But we have four other movies, So let's see what
the other four movies are before we decide this one.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
I know the name, but I'm not familiar with it
all the end of the affair oh, I've not seen anyone.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
It's an older movie. Okay, I I know I've seen it.
I not remember who's even in it.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it sounds it sounds sad. That sounds
like another sad movie after Schindler's List.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
He yeah, but it's like one of those ones.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
It's happy for those people's partners because they.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
Hated each other, and it was like it was like
another version of the War of the Roses.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
That was that was Oh okay, first of all, Okay,
I guess I have to take issue with this because
I did think it was an older movie from nineteen
ninety nine, So fuck you, Aaron.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
That's it's old to some people.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
That's twenty six years old. Is twenty six years old old?

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Rachel's definitely younger than us.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Well, yeah she is, Okay, you know what, Okay, that's right.
Did Rachel say it was an older movie or I.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Was nice keen when that came out and I'm in
my forties now, So yeah, it's an older movie.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
The story was by Graham Green. That's that's how you know.
He was born in nineteen four so you know what,
that's that's fine.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Ray finds and Julie Moore. The summary of the plot
is a desperate man tries to find out why his
beloved left him years ago.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Okay, it's probably starting. I'm just gonna say the farting drama,
mystery romance. I guess it's not far. I'm gonna say, yeah,
you know.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Okay, next movie on her list Independence Day. M there's
some faces.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
I can go either way on this, depending on how
I feel. It is a good action movie. Okay, does
his plane into the thing and he's like, take this
U space bastards or whatever. That's pretty welcome to And
I do. Yeah, I do know how to hide in

(23:47):
a tunnel if the aliens have set off an explosion.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Tunnel is near you, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
I drive through one all the time.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Good for you, Good for you. Okay, I have no tunnel.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
There's no doors in the tunnel. I drive through the
You didn't.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Ask that, okay, Okay, Wait, I want to say my
piece about Independence Day. Yes, and I saw Independence Day
like three times in theaters when it came out, and
every time I had a great time. So seeing that
movie with a crowd was awesome. But singing it by
myself like on TV or maybe on VHS, which I

(24:22):
purchased or something. It was just not the same experience.
You know, it should be seen with the group. I
think I think you need to see it with the group.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
Okay, I don't know if i've seen it out of theaters.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
So yeah, there you go, there you go. Okay, it
was It was fun as hell. I'll give you that.
I had a great time watching it with other people.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
The actually be on your list is a personal favorite
of mine. A mighty wind.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Oh yeah, Christ for guest documentary.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
In regards to conversation, it's not about farting.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
I said nothing. Nobody said anything about farting. That's just
the reason I'm up.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Okay, Okay, I love that movie. It's about folk music,
but it's a mockumentary and it's delightful. And then finally
her top six to round out, I guess she couldn't
pick just five was Rachel Which spider Man, Iron, Iron
Man Iron.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
You know what? You know what? That's you know what?
That's a solid six, Rachel.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
It's a good movie.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Yeah, yeah, I sorry, Sorry.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
The affair, Okay, what's happening? What do you what do
you want to say? Aaron?

Speaker 3 (25:39):
I just wanted you to read the six one more time,
and like Manner.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
And the Affair, A Mighty Wind, iron Man and close
my phone the one I'm forgetting independence. Yes, thank you, Rachel, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Thank you Richie. That's a well rounded that's a well
rounded six. That's that's a good range.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
There. You got a variety of genres. My I think I.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Like best in the show better than A Mighty Wind?
Does that last year?

Speaker 3 (26:11):
I do too.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
It is like I could name every kind of that
there is, but A Mighty Wind is great because it
has music in it. And final tap, Oh have you
seen the tylers for the news.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
That movie is coming out a week before my birthday?
Oh my god, that's very exciting for me. What that's
so cool? Good for you? That was suspicious?

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Okay, nothing, I said, nothing.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Okay, that's that's that's we've got. We've got bat to
talk about much. There's one other thing in the mail
bag that I don't want to talk about except to
say that sometime in either August or September on know
when it will release. I'm doing something a little special
with the boys over at b F Y t W

(27:06):
and I hope it's awesome.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Cool and wait to leave us out of it.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
I know what you're doing.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
No, you don't know, you don't you don't shut up,
you know nothing.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Erin, I'm not going to talk about it, but I
know because our OTL records on the Lunai records like
a soap opera, we are recording months in advance. We
already have our recordings for the end of the year
set up like Jesus through that far. And so we
had someone on our show recently but it will be

(27:36):
on in like October, and he was talking about what
you can't talk about yet, but he could now because
it's then.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
I mean I probably could. Should I just talk about it? Fine? Here?
Wait wait, wait, okay, just talk by the way, how
about so on b F Y t W, Aaron who
hosts the Games wants to be a game contestant himself,
so he's having people come in and be game show
hosts for replicas of classic game shows. And I'm going

(28:07):
to do one.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Good for you, man, I love is like in the top.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Three of careers I've always wanted to have, so.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
You would do great. You got a voice for it, man,
I'm telling you, I think you've got it. You got
the personality too.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
You're a game.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
What do you mean that is? That is what you are?
The game the game guy.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Would you hire him or me? Though, given Elizabeth Banks vibe,
if I'm game show hosting, well unless I.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Don't think I want as a fellow Leo. You know
you know the answer to that question. Wow, okay, I
mean that is down to you two. I mean, you know,
but by himself out on his own, hanging in the wind,
Jeff every time.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
Jeff's got a tribek vibe about him, I would be
a much better, non lesbian version of Ellen de Generes.
I think I'd be a good talk show.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Yeah, I think I think you would.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Yes, yes, absolutely there, All right, it's off the mail bag.
But we've been talking for like an hour already, So
let's take a commercial break and reset, and we'll come
back with maybe some tech stuff. I don't know. We'll
see how things, we'll see, we'll see.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Hey.

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Speaker 1 (30:07):
Okay. I hope you enjoyed those commercials every day. Do
we have any weird algorithmic stuff to talk about? Anyone
have any strange hits in their world? Recently?

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Not so much, but there's been some terrible shit going on.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Just the world in general. I mean this is sort
of a tech podcast you have, is there is there
bad stuff that's tech related in the world.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Well, our good friend who does the not good friend
but the lady we love on online on TikTok.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Yes bear Bait Official.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
She was talking about how right now they're running experiments
that have where if you if you do something like
they have a they have gear sorry just hit my my.
They have gear that you can put on your head
you combined with like an virtual reality kind of thing

(31:07):
where if you are thinking of something, say a surfer,
and you don't tell the AI what you're doing, it
can take your your your brain waves internally without without
being the brain link, without doing Elon Musk's bullshit where
he's trying to connect the chip to your brain you

(31:28):
just read your waves and build a picture of what
you're thinking. And it's and it's pretty correct. It's terrifying
and I'm got yeah, we need a tinfoil hat. Yes,
oh my god, we need something because the implications are terrible.
And Jeff's f oh no, you're blinking, Okay, it's okay,
you're just very still.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
I'm listening.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
None of our thoughts will be ours. They can take
whatever it is we think and make it their own.
You won't be able to your your thoughts are not
going to be private anymore. I mean, all of us
are fucked up. Let's not pretend like we're not all
fucked up. And it's and the potential of this being
used to litigate against somebody's fucked up.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
This is so.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Fucked up, okay. And the other thing that really bothers
me about this is it's just gonna get more refined
and like the net is going to be wider. They're
talking about this is seriously like Minority Report, where they
can zero in on you and give you ads specifically
for what you're thinking about and shit, And you know

(32:36):
your phone can already tell what you're thinking because you've
thought of shit and not said it out loud, and
your phone is like, guess what. And that's without wearing
a special exactly, without a special thing that's reading your
brain waves. So and I don't have air pods, but
it still works well. What it's meaning occasionally.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
What I think it's particularly interesting is that it's probably
gonna come to us Like, So, I have a friend
who is an artist, and I would like to get
her on the show someday because she has a very
different take about AI and AI art than we do.
She's not opposed to it for some crazy ass reason,
but she didn't exhibit recently that involved fight her.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Let's let's put on the boxing gloves and put her.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
I want to talk to.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Busy on a Sunday night.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
I'll work on it. But she did, she didn't exhibit recently.
It was sort of a she had like a sculpture
she made and then she had one of those little
it was a kid's toy that you could buy, like
within the last couple of years, like you would put
a headband on and if you focus the right way,
you could levitate a ball like it would it would
turn on a fan that makes them all float up
in the air. Does that sound familiar to any of you? No?

(33:40):
All right, well I've seen it. I seen it in
stores before, so she was doing that. But like that's
that's that technology, Like it's already out there and it's
been out there for a little while.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
No, it has been around for a while, because I
don't know if you know this. Alan Aldy used to
have a show on PBS where he was he would
do weird science talk about science stuff he was. There
was an episode where he was basically driving a sailboat
with his mind thoughts.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
With his thoughts, alan Alda has got to be almost
as old as Charles Braiden. Well now he is, but
this was years ago. This was a probably he showed
an interest. Let's get a let's get I would.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
I bet he doesn't hate sci fi, and AI write
exactly that he does, but he should if he's If he,
if he, you.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Know, but please take a note and try to find him. Okay, okay,
all right, all right? Uh anyway, I think this technology
is going to start in like VR headsets and stuff,
and it will be advertised as like now you can
control games with your thoughts, but it will also be
reading ship and like all of a sudden, you start
getting in game ads for Taco Bell because you were

(34:46):
thinking about it.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
I don't know, I don't know how well well I
want to control games with my thoughts because there's so
much self loathing. It's just like if I was playing,
say Oblivion, and I was over encumbered, I would just think, yeah,
I deserved this, and that would be the end of
the game.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Your character starts changing and starts like slouching.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
More and.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Can't get out of bed in the morning, do adventure
and ne quests. It's like there's a side class that
is literally just get up of bed today, but I can't.
I can't finish it.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Yeah, that's so sad. Yeah, okay, man, you know we
love you.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Yes, I love you.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Sorry, I had to look up this. Mind flex is
the name of the game, stupid. Yeah, one hundred thirty
dollars to float a fucking ball in the middle of
a piece of plastic.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Well we did, and I can do that for Sorrey
by closing my eyes, you know that. Look. Look, I'm
floating a ball right now and now there's eight hundred
kiddies helping me float the ball. This is awesome.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
Yeah, here's the deal. Truth. Okay, truthfully, wake me up
when you get the fucking Force figured out.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
That, dude, there was a Star Wars Jedi branded toy
based on that same thing that you just looked up
like that again, was out a couple of years ago.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
Stupid ball that floats? Or is it the fucking Force?

Speaker 2 (36:18):
I want to when I force she wants to move
rocks to save the rebellion.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Okay, like when I lay down and I forgot to
turn off the bathroom light. I want to be able
to flick that ship with my mind. I don't want
to float a ball in a little plastic dish.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Okay, according to I Love it is Junior. The measles
vaccine is full of medichlorians. So just go get yourself
a bunch of those. You'll be you'll have my.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Vaccines.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
You need to get a lot of them. How many
get I thought like one hundred?

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Yeah, there will give you one hundred Diesels vaccines because
I want to find you. I just say like I'm
back over them with my car first of all, but
also if they are RIDI Chlorian's in there. I mean
not for nothing, I could I could finally win the
pod race.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Yeah, God, damn exactly. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
I like that you're taking medical advice from such a
qualified individual like RFK.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Hey, this is kind of a conspiracy podcast. I got
to give him some credit. He a pioneer.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
I just never have crack such an awful voice be
a leader amongst men.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
It's as voice that bugs me. It's his like on
the old nine thousand year old leather body that bothers me.
He looks for the football.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Yeah, speaking of mind control, I did have one. I
did have a mind control control. Yeah. I was at
a work trip here we go. Was it a week ago?
Two weeks ago? There was karaoke involved?

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Did you do?

Speaker 1 (37:59):
What song? Did you do? I did two songs and
the two nights.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Once spit it out. What what were they?

Speaker 1 (38:07):
God? What were they? Fuck? Kryptonite by Three Doors Down.
That's my go to because I know you love it.
You love that song. That's fine. And then I don't
want to be by Gavin de gra I thought that
would fit my focal country, so I don't want to be. No,
he's not really country. He's sort of crossover. Maybe.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
I mean, does he sing about like trucks and nine
to eleven?

Speaker 3 (38:30):
No, he's like it's he got one hit wonder vibe
on him.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
I did while I was on the trip.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Crypt isn't a one hit wonder vibe.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
No on that America did already.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
The world did.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
The trip was in Oklahoma, and I did get to
have dinner one night at Toby Keith's I Love This
Bar and oh my god, we're a giant Toby Keith
yarl in it shop.

Speaker 6 (39:01):
You not.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
I spent like thirty minutes on the phone with Jeff
one day going over the menu at this ship show place.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
There is a Kyle Kinnaane joke like like in one
of his specials where he talks about going.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
To this place and it is really some of the
funniest shit. Please, yeah, I'll find that for you.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
Okay, Yeah, I can't un see.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
It looks like less. It's not. It's not even Toby
Keith's Bar and Grill. It is Toby Keith's I Love
This Bar and Grill.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Well, because as I learned too, he has a song
called I Love I Love This Bar and girl.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
Yes I know, and he knows that.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
Yeah, and anyone that likes his ship knows that. So
just call it Bar and Grill.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
That'll be a dick seriously.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
Also, it looks like a low class Hooters. The amount
of wood paneling in that.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Restaurant a low class Hooters.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
Okay, trying to imagine, trying.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Like Atlantic City lunchtime shift Hooters. W I ate lunch
at a Hooters in Atlantic City one time. That's how
I know that that's the boss.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Just that sentence could be like the title of an autobiography,
eight lunch. I never You've never been to a Hooters,
and I don't think I ever will. It was a
big thing because there are a lot of Mormon kids
who would never go to a strip bar that would

(40:33):
be like, oh, Hooters. They would get all excited because
they're all about like, it's weird.

Speaker 6 (40:39):
There's a weird sexualized thing about people wearing very little clothes,
and so it's it's Can I just say, it's very
strange eating chicken with a bunch of dudes with boners.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
Yeah, it's a weird thing. But I like their chicken.
I have a buddy chicken.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Yeah, I'll give you a Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
We used to go all the time. They have one
that's called, uh, what's the famous nuclear site? Is that
five Mile Island? Three mile is three Mile Island?

Speaker 2 (41:10):
That's my favorite.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
It's hot enough to like pinch, but it's still flavor.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Yeah, yeah, you can build a flavor.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
So we used to go there all the time, but
the one in Anaheim closed down, and I think there
are a handful of them left, but most of them
have shut down. The new the Newport Beach one used
to have by far the hottest weight staff ever because
they were all like little skinny beach girls that came
in and wore their little nothing outfits.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
See.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
I always wanted to order. I always wanted to start
like a We used to have this thing, these these
smoke stacks here not too far from where I live,
actually giant stacks. We demolished them, but I always wanted
to have either a pancake house or or kind of
like a Hooter's rip off, those called the Murray Stacks.
But then I was like, we have girls that Hooters,

(42:00):
maybe we need a guy restaurant. We would call it
Peckers and like cropped ups, and they would come over
and get your chicken, and all the chicken would have
like triple entendre names and ship like that. Peckers.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Yeah, Peckers, that's what we'll start that business with all
my only fans money.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Yes, yes, it will be the.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
Same art and that's for monthly beard clippings. That's what
we're doing, clipping and the dirty underpants.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Holy shit. Okay. The point of all that was that
late in the night of the karaoke bar, I got
a thought in my head that was, what about the
Bloodhound Gang. Maybe I could do a Bloodhound Gang song.
I never I never looked it up. I never submitted
the request. I never say Bloodhound Gang. But later that night,
when I got into bed and was doom scrolling my phone,
it was one of the first things that Facebook suggested

(42:59):
to me. It was an article about how the blood
Bloodhound Gang debut album was released thirty years ago that day.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
That is crazy. So also.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
Just history though, right, because you said it was an
anniversary of the day a song was released.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
But what how how did you connect that? How was
that connected in you? Who don't you don't like talk
or listen to the blood talk about or listen to
the Bloodhog gag a lot common. It's just also for
the record, Bloodhound Gang as a carrier choice, pretty awesome.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
I'm not gonna lie. I got drunk.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
People in the audience, which if you don't, you're at
the wrong carryokee place.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Yeah, it's going to kick ass. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
No, you you don't know us how to drink, don't worry. Yeah,
if you've seen SLC punk, you know rebellion comes hard
when control is like, that's strong.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
I'm just saying. So that was my algorithmic goodness.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
I don't have anything that we'd even compare to that.
That's amazing. It read your mind.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
It's Daniel Pea Carter looks a lot like a Renaissance
era painter for blood Hound. I was curious what they

(44:27):
look like now, so I looked him up. And some
of them don't have modern pictures, so they're either dead
or not making music anymore. But Daniel Peake Carter lead
guitar legit looks he's got like a little uh like
chebo or whatever that's called. I can't think of the
name of that little like men's like fluffy tie, and
he's got a beret and a fucking like long beard

(44:48):
and like a dark trench coat. He very easily could
be or like an impressionist painter.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
Thoughtless to me at all, who.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Daniel Dan Okay, I just got a two factor authentication
request for Facebook.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Oh my god, did you see this thing where it's
wearing the mime shirt.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
No, no one knows what we're talking about.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Anyone, give it this little tex stash. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Okay, okay, okay, let's move on, people, let's move on.
This is insanity.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
Fine, we do another commercial break and come back and
do the thing.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Well, we were almost on Horrors of technology? Can I
just say real quick and just see where this takes you?
The same Lady bear Bait official on TikTok. She also
had one that I was watching earlier today that some
people who have had brain implants as part of what
do they call it trials? Trials? Right, so the medical

(45:57):
trials where you're getting a brain implant to make your
life better, they're getting those parts reclaimed. They don't get
to keep them, no, and you can get taken to
court if you refuse that brain surgery.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Right.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
That is so fucked up.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
It's pretty funny, ship in your brain and then they're like,
we're gonna see you to get it beast.

Speaker 7 (46:18):
That is.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Opera.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Now, she cited Repo the Genetic Opera, though she called
it Repo Man the Genetic Opera, So she mixed up
her movie.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Way better movie than Repel the Genetic Opera. Sorry, don't
at me, it's god, Aaron looks mad.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
You know what repelled the Genetic Opera? If it had
Melio Savez And who's the dude? Who's the guy?

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Is it Mark Hamillon?

Speaker 3 (46:43):
No?

Speaker 1 (46:43):
No, no, no, no it was.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Oh Man. He was a great character actor.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
While you look that up, I will also say that
there has already been a case as well of someone
who got an eyeball or some kind of ocular implant
to give her site when she was blind, and that
did not get reclaimed, but the company went under and
her eyeball stopped working because it was connected to a

(47:10):
life service.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Harry Dean Stanton.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
Oh, Harry Dean stand, he's great.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Sorry, no offense to repull the Genetic Opera. But if
had those two people, it would be said, it would
be superior to say it's very different.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
I mean they're the same subject matter, but.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Very differentults.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
And finally, bear Bait also added that some of these
companies are looking at having subscription fees for the neural implants,
which is literally the fucking episode of Black Beir.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
We watch get a neural implant people fuck that ship,
do not. I mean, it's bad enough they can read
our brain waves without that ship. Definitely don't get a
neural implant.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
That's fucked up. Uh huh, all right, let's go to commercial.
Uh just kidding, I got I got one more because
this was this was this was a mail bag, but
also a horror of technology from diego a little bit
here listen from China. He said, Uh, and I think
I've seen headlines about this. Amazon is planning on adding

(48:15):
commercials to your Alexa, so sometimes when you're using your Alexa,
you'll just start getting commercials. And of course, since Alexa
listens to everything you say and do in your life,
it will be the most targeted commercials ever. And apparently
chat GPT is also planning on putting commercials into their
AI tools.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
So sorry, Rachel, your Levey dovey stuff is going to
get interrupted by commercials. Oh my god, that gonna suck.
She's gonna be like, hey, they're gonna be like, hey,
I know you want to set up a sexy date
with your chat TPT, but you're gonna need some sherries berries.
Well but what if it?

Speaker 1 (48:53):
What if this is what I would do if I
was an evil CEO. If I was an evil CEO,
that was a great poll. Okay if but if I
was if I was an evil CEO, and Rachel is
like talking to my AI bot going like, okay, so
my kid got into a fight at school and he's
got a black eye, and how what's the right way

(49:14):
to phrase a letter to the school administrator? And then
chat Ebt is like, you know, blah blah blah, make
sure that your letter is courteous but firm. The uh
and don't forget uh. Taco Bell has a new chalupa
like just insert it into you know, just real like
product placement. Just really just don't even watch a video ad.
Just get it into the AI chat bodel results. I

(49:37):
think that would be delightful, wouldn't it.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
AI is so fucking crazy week. It's gone off the rails.
Did you see this thing where they're going to build
in it like a thing in Wyoming and it's going
to use five times the energy than the people who
already live in with That is awesome crazy, That's just great.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
Not good.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
No, it's not wants to build an AI farm that's
as big as Manhattan. Are you kidding me? Why are
we using resources on this? Can use a ton of water,
can use a ton of electricity. Fuck Mark Zuckerberg and fuck.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Ai ai is.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
It's it's this weird. I don't even know why we're
doing this because it's not it's.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
No seriously possible.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Well, yeah, it's not profitable, but somebody is like, these
guys are making some kind of money because they're just
dumping resources into it. It's insane to me.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
I don't know where it's at right now. I feel
like we might have talked about this before, but it
could have been an outside conversation as I don't know
where like Uber is right now in terms of its profitability.
But when Uber first came online, it was losing hundreds
of millions of dollars a year because of all their
software development. Plus they have to pay drivers, and they
used to pay drivers really well. But they getting billions
in in uh investments, right, and they were just they

(51:05):
were just burning cash all over the place. Yeah, instructure
and marketing and everything else.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Well of cash burning by the way, awesome, but go ahead,
people do it.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
They kept getting more and more billions of dollars through
more rounds of investment because of the long term vision,
which was not just to eliminate cabs, but to get
people to stop owning cars. And then if you can
get that into the mindset of the culture, then Uber
wins and they jack up the prices and everybody is
enslaved to them, and then it becomes profitable.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
This is exactly what Jeff is on the podcast.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
It's the same thing with AI. They're investing billions into
it now and try to get everybody to become reliant
on it and then eventually dot dot dot profit Like
that's that's the goal.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
But the reliantness is gross, is completely against our will.
It's being force fed down our throats.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
It's like, hey, you read to.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
Me else I got uh. You know Gemini is going
to help you, uh go through them and can summarize shit.
It's like, no, I don't fucking need I don't need Gemini.
If you're using Gemini to summarize your emails, fuck you
don't just ask your emails or delete them or just
skip along.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
We have an AI system at my work that we
are encouraged to use, uh to like run our emails
and things through, and I fight it. I don't use it.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
You're occasionally yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Occasionally, like I get told to use it and I
just try to rewrite the email first.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Like that's good.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
Yeah, you're on the front lines, Aaron, You're really ultimate.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
Well, ultimately, what's going to happen is you're gonna see
a change in you know, the poverty line because they're
going to start hiring less qualified people to do my
job because they don't don't need to worry about them
stringing together sentence. They can just throw the facts in
the AI thing. And it scares me and they it

(53:08):
is like a every meeting we're in there like don't
forget to use it, don't forget to use it.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
And I'm like, well and I can't.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
I can't lie. Part of me thinks that we are
all going to get jopped out, but at a rate
where it fucks over the rich people and they're like,
oh shit, we got to do so they're going to
scramble to bring us back. And I think that's going
to be the point of our revolution where we're like nah, right,
non violent, nonviolent revolution, where we just all give them

(53:40):
the finger, say fuck you, feed us, because we're going
to be all starting at that point. And you know,
we all also we lost another CEO today. Sadly no
one killed them. It was a heart attack, but we'll
take it.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
I will gladly.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
I have to ask this because this feels like the
appropriate time. If there were an actual American Revolution two.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
Two, would you fight?

Speaker 3 (54:09):
I have? I have public publicly come out and said
if American Revolution two happens, I will come out. I
will fight. I don't care if I get pegged day one.
I think it's important to fight for freedoms of everybody.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
I'm with you there, I am. I am as close
to the front as I can be because fuck fuck
what's going on. You know, if I die trying to
make things right, that is the best thing I will
ever do.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
And I raised kids, and I was married.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
I am married, not after this show, We're married.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
But what about you too, f Jeff? Are you afraid
to join the revelue Viva the Revolution?

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Like I'm gonna run other people with a rifle like
I've never show.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
No, you don't need a rifle. And here's the thing is,
you don't need a rifle. You just need to You
just need to be there to show up. Yeah yeah,
get a get a broken.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
Bottle and yeah, yeah, well you know I'll do something
for sure, whether it's be an outspoken pirate radio guy or.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
Yeah, you're gonna be barricaded in your basement on your
house on the.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Bill, I'll record a special podcast that you can play
on the battlefield to put your enemies to sleep.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
Aren't we doing that currently?

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Yeah, we're obviously, because I don't even know if this
is a podcast anymore. I hear we have a game
to play. Yes, we do. Okay, so maybe let's do
one last commercial break, play your game, and then go
to bed. All right, okay, okay, all here we go. Well, Lee, sorry,

(56:17):
put on the podcast things. Sorry, it doesn't help, damn it.

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Speaker 1 (56:58):
Okay, we are back more time, and it's time for
some kind of game, and I don't know what the fuck,
so I'm just going to sit back and let Jeff
take the wheel.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
Okay, Normally we'd play suggested articles at this point, but
today we had something else planned and it fell through.
So we are going to do a game. And I
want to apologize beforehand, because this was done kind of
very quickly my brain. I got, you know, lightning from
the Mothership, whatever you want to call it, and it

(57:29):
seemed like a good idea time. The longer I think
about it, it might not be so great. But this
is going to be the first edition of Yay or
Nay the Game Show. This is Yay or Nay, the
Conspiracy Theory Edition o G Conspiracy Theory Edition. Now here
are the rules?

Speaker 1 (57:48):
Okay, yes, how can we play?

Speaker 2 (57:50):
We're pitting Aaron against Jeff. Okay, Mortal Kombata.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
It's a good thing. Erin's here. I would have had
to play with myself.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Aaron hadn't been here. This would have been really fucking lame.
All right, Okay, the game where yay or Nay may
or not may or may not be random, may or
may not have been randomly decided whether it's right or
wrong by me, the jackass who made the game. Okay,
you answer yeay or name. That's basically one. You have

(58:20):
one possible point. I'm gonna say something and you say
yay or name. Okay, you only get there will be
you each get no discussion. No, you get two chances
to expound. Okay, okay on an answer. And basically how
this works is say say you say yay and the

(58:42):
answer is nay. You have an opportunity to defend your
side twice twice in the game. Okay, keep that in mind. So,
but and your answer will give you a possible three points. Okay,
but I can also discount your answer if it's lame.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Right.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Interesting, You do lose points for saying anything else regarding
in an additional choice, and I don't know what that means.
I'm reading that. I so disregard that no one will
lose points.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
There is one randomized choice throughout the game called the
Ultimate not a Whammy. It is worth four points. So
if you get it right, you have four points, and
this will be announced at the end of the game.
And yeah, also the rules will change, could possibly change
as we go throughout this, I would expect nothing less. Yes,
we are a professional after all. All right, all right,

(59:35):
we are professionals.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
So, so I just want to make it clear you
have chance. So you have two chances to expound upon
an answer where you basically have an opportunity to change
to defend your answer if it's considered wrong by me. Okay,
do you understand? Yes, you have two opportunities.

Speaker 7 (59:57):
All right, So and those those and if you if
you make a good enough argument, I will give you
you you will get three points. If you don't make
it good at our good enough argument, you get no points.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
It's fine, all right, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
And the steaks are literally nothing because it's just a
game on a podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
Who cares?

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Okay, So here we go with the inaugural edition of
Yeah or Nay Conspiracy Theory. Oh G Conspiracy Theory Edition. Okay,
all right, we ready.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
To do this.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
Ask a question, Please ask a question.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
That's what's your question?

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
Do we buzz in or you just ask us?

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
And we basically I'm going to say something and you
will both give be given a chance to answer. Okay.
I'm gonna flip a coin right now, and we can
decide to go first. Okay, who wants heads?

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
I mean everyone wants heads?

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
Okay, Aaron is gonna ge ahead, she's she's It looks
like you're gonna go first.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Okay, okay, all right, sweet, all right, all right, okay,
all right.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
So basically how this is gonna work is I'm going
to give you a series of conspiracy theories and you
will answer yeay or nay. Where do you think ay,
they're real or not? But also you have to consider
what I think because I'm the one who decides whether

(01:01:28):
they're real issu or not? Okay, okay, all right, So
you have to keep that in mind because I am
the arbiter. I am the decider. Okay, all right ready
everybody ready, yes, yes, okay, all right, first question, bladd
Earth go yeah your nay.

Speaker 4 (01:01:51):
Nay?

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
No, Aaron gets to go first. Jeff, God damn it,
did you not pay attention?

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
I said ya while he was trying to take my turn, said.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Ya, and Jeff said nay.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
I'll say nay.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
Okay, that is one point for Jeff. There is no flatter.
That's our round ball.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
God damn it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
Okay, okay, hollow Earth, Yeah your nay? Who goes first
always aeron, I.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
See, Oh, so hollow Earth?

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
Is there a hallow? Is hollow Earth real?

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
Nay?

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
Jeff, I'm gonna say yay out of desire for it
to be true.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
No, it is not true. Come on, man, come on,
I mean that's from a movie. Give me a break, dude.
People have said they've seen it. There's a place in
the Arctic where there's a hole, and people saw flatter too.
But those guys are dumb, and I just lost six
of our seven podcast listeners.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
I apologize. Okay, the moonline is fake? Yay or nay?

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
Yay.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
I'm going ney on this one.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
Yeah it is nay. I had an uncle that actually
worked on guidance and control for this for the apollomicians
and surveyor project so or at least he thinks he
did all right winning no winning point. You're okay, you're
all right. Well, remember you have so expound. But there
are a lot of questions.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
When does that happen?

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
Can you just whenever you guys want, If you feel
passionate enough about something where you think you need to
defend your answer, I bring it up. But you only
have two choices, and there are I have two and
a half pages of questions.

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
Terrific.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
Okay, all right, let's do this.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
Are we living in a simulation?

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
Yeay or nay yay yay? Yes, but we sure are absolutely,
there's no question about that. All right. Next question, bloodhound
gang story?

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Come on?

Speaker 5 (01:04:00):
What else?

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
What kind of getting story proves it? The roof is
on fire.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
And we're.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
So we're doing like we do it on the Discovery Channel. Yeah,
that's what I would do it carry okay, yeah, that's
oh fuck yeah the touch. Oh I need you to
come back to utub please, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
Next question was nine to eleven and inside job. Yeah
your name.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
That's a controversial topic, erin, but.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
Remember I don't like I'm the guy who arbitrates whether
it's right or wrong, whether it's your name.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna say yeah, it was an inside job.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Oh, it's extremely nuanced. But because there's only two choices
and there's no mate or baby or kind of I
will have to say yes, yay, Okay, it is. It
was a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
Wait did you both say yay?

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
Then did we do yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
Okay, both of you are wrong. It was totally not
a inside job. Man.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
Oh bo I mean I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
Maybe, but I mean, let's consider who is deciding whether it's.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
I'm going to expound for points. No, no, I have
to call you out on this one, sir. Okay, okay.
I know there's a lot of conspiracies out there about
like explosives that were planted in the buildings and when
the plane hit someone pushed a button and made the
explosives go off, and it was all a c I
A thing. I know there's conspiracy theories about that ship,

(01:05:31):
but that's not why it was an inside job, because
that's that's not that stuff's not real. Okay, It's very simple, man.
Our intelligence agencies knew something was going on. They had
names of the guys that flew the planes into the
buildings and were just not really following up on it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
That hard.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
It what came from the top. And if you look up, hey,
since this is where we're going conspiracy theory, or look
up Project for a New American Century, they're fucking DOSSI eight.
One of the things that they wanted to do. The
neo conservative movement wanted a new Pearl Harbor to happen
on American soil because it would help them achieve their
agenda and goals, and so when they knew that bin

(01:06:12):
Laden was up to some ship and wanted to attack America,
they knew a lot of the basics about how it
could go down, and they explicitly chose to ignore it
because they wanted an attack to happen. Now, I do
believe that they were a little bit surprised at how
big the attack was, but they let it happen, which
does make it, in a way partially an inside job. Counterpoint, Aaron,

(01:06:41):
we need a ruling on.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
This, Okay, you get you get your three points on that.
That was good. That was good ahead of ship counterpoint,
do you want to count? But this will be one
of your your.

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
I don't know he's making ship up. But best gross negligence.
I'm not expounding on it. I'm just saying, at best,
it's gross negligence by the employees of the US government.
It's not any inside job inside don implies expounding.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
I'm just saying Donald Donald Rosfeld himself was one of
the signees on that fucking uh Mission statement of the
fucking Project for a New American Century. Look it up,
look it up.

Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
We're not going to do that. We don't actually give
a ship. You know what?

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
You know what Aaron? This outside? I forgot to mention
one rule of the game, which is, at any point
in time, the rules can change. I'm going to give
you a point for that, just just for argument for
taunting me for taunting. Yes, but Jeff still Lead's okay?

Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
Next question, Princess di was murdered by the Crown.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
See now my opinion of this is not your opinion probably,
but I'm going to say you don't.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Remember, but but remember I am the arbiter. So what
did you say?

Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
I just want it on record, though, but I said yay.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
Oh oh, I'm is that really your final answer? Because
you know who this is and I don't know a
lot about this one. I will freely admit.

Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
All right, I'm going to say, I'll say yay.

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
I will say yay. Queen Elizabeth was a nasty bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
Yeah I said. I said nay, just because I really,
like I said, I don't know a lot about this one. Okay,
So Aaron gets a boy, Jeff not on that one.
But you still lead seven to four, Jeff, Okay. Next question,
Prince Charles is a vampire? Yeah, or Nate?

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
I've never heard that one before.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
Yeah, have you ever seen him out in the daylight?
I was hoping Aaron had heard about this.

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
I've seen him out in the daylight, and I wish
I had heard this rumor. But I have it and
I love it, and I I know that you're probably
gonna say nay because you don't know much about it,
But I want to say yay because I wish it
was true. So because I think in the spirit of things,
you might say yay because you wish it was true,
I'm going to say yay.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
Definely, I'm going to I'm going to say nay, just
because vampires tend to be vain and they would not
let themselves get those weird sausage fingers that he had.

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
Well, the truth is, I don't know a lot about it,
but if there's a chance that anybody is a vampire,
I'm gonna say yay because I this. I know Prince
Charles sucks. So she's catching up. She's catching up. Okay,
next question, Bigfoot is real?

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
Your name yay, Jeff.

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
There's but it hurts me to say it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
Oh my god, Eric gets a point. Fuck, Bigfoot is
obviously real. Bigfoot is the bomb, dude, Okay, okay, Now
remember that next question.

Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
True story Harry and the Henderson's.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
Remember, oh, I know Harry.

Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
And the Henderson's had a lot to play with us.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
I will not lie.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
Okay, yeah, okay, Now this you may not be familiar
with not being Mormons, but this is a big Mormon
story that Bigfoot is actually Kine from the Bible.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
Your name, Oh, I'm I go nay, Jeff, I'm gonna
say nay because he was actually the first vampire.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
Oh my gosh, that was That was a great answer.
That was a great answer. You both get a point.
Nay fuck nay fuckne Okay, all right, Judas Priest. The
next question. Judas Priest put subliminal messages in their lyrics
in their music, which caused Raymond bell Knapp to kill

(01:11:03):
himself and James S. Fance to shoot his jaw in
front of people at a church.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
Yeah or nay?

Speaker 3 (01:11:11):
Can I ask a qualifying question like at a spelling bees,
am I supposed to believe this entire thing? Or just
the general idea that there could have been mind controlling
the lyrics? Like does it have to be this and that?

Speaker 7 (01:11:24):
Or is it just.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
I think you have to go with the spirit of
the game. So no, okay, so you said.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
Yes, oh, okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
To be clear for the audience, Raymond bell Knapp shot
himself and died, and James Fance.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
Blew his jaw off.

Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
Yeah, that is the thing that actually happened. Was it
because the Jesis Priest had subliminal messages in their music?

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
Yeah, your name, I'm gonna say, hey, I'm gonna say Nay.
I lived through Tipper Gore. We don't need to.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
Yeah, this is this is a fact. They misunderstood the lyrics.
They were both fucked up before they heard the lyrics.
So that's that's mine. That's what me and Gavin de
Becker believe.

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
Okay, so that's what I say.

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
You both get points for that. Yes, you are trailing
by one point Aaron, by the way, okay, okay, next question,
somebody you.

Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
See I have a thing. I'm prepared. Oh well, these
are my expounding hearts that I cross off. I'm a
good students.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
Wow, Jeff, she threw down the gauntlet. What do you got?

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
I'm what in the game? Master? Run the game? That's
what I got. Okay, I like, ooh, that's.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
A really good answer.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
Not gonna lie.

Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
Okay, next question, did somebody other slash more than Lee Harvey?

Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
Oh killed JFK.

Speaker 3 (01:13:03):
Yay, absolutely yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah all right.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
Jeff yay. And according to a podcast I love, it
was actually Bernard Sanders.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
All right, you both get.

Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
A pump for that, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
Yay, yay, obviously duh? Okay, all right? Could aliens crash
at Rosswell? Yeah, your name?

Speaker 3 (01:13:29):
Yay?

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
Jeff Nay, it's too good to be true, Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
I I sided with Nay.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
On that one.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
I have to say, Okay, okay, there's plenty of time
to kiss. You're doing great. You still have two option,
two opportunities to expound. The game is still fairly young.

Speaker 3 (01:13:54):
If you get to question like the last two questions
and I haven't, let me know, and then I will
make something out for fun, all.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
Right, okay, all right, okay?

Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
Space lasers? Are they real or not? Your name? All right, Aaron?

Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
I mean, are we talking like a giant laser like
that a cat would follow? Or like to cut shit?
I don't, I'm not space lasers?

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
As subscribed by Marjorie Taylor Green, Oh fucking nay, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
Jeffs came out of say no, but I wish they
were true. Okay, no, oh wow that that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
I feel like I would.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
Love to control of the economy, space lasers, all sorts
of ship people think about Jews, but unfortunately it's not true.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
Okay, you both get a point for that. Now, I
just want to say a Jeff is not that cool,
but his people definitely are. And there are so many
if you google conspiracy theories, like eight of nine are
literally us did this, you did this, you said. This
is disturbing, it is really upsetting.

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
I just want to say, like, briefly, because I have
carried the guilt of teasing you about Honkah and at
our Christmas office party, and I just want to be clear,
like I fucking I love Jewish people and I have
no problem with Hanukkah, and but I'm always going to

(01:15:26):
make the joke about it being a deal that like
that people are celebrating a deal because it's funny. It
is not out of disrespect. It's like a fucking miracle.
But ultimately, like, what a fucking hot deal if you
could make your power.

Speaker 1 (01:15:43):
Bill also notorious Jewish frugality. Hmm, yeah, absolutely, I guess deal.
We love to be frugal. It's kind of related.

Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
But yeah, anyway, Look, I just want to say, fuck
those people with the and I drew conspiracy theories.

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
The space lasers, it would be cool, but you don't have.
You guys don't even rule Hollywood, which is kind of
disappointing to me.

Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
Could I use a space laser with like the Force,
because now I'm back in Oh my god, oh my god,
oh like focus.

Speaker 2 (01:16:22):
Look, I don't want to do this. I this is
my own personal protest.

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
We gotta finish the game. We gotta finish the game.

Speaker 3 (01:16:30):
Okay, I just got another point.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
Yeah, you got a point because that was fucking great.

Speaker 3 (01:16:35):
All right, I'm gonna that'll be an expound. I'm going
to cross one heart.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
No, no, no, I don't want to No, no, that
was not an expound. Hey, I am the boss of
this game, Yes, sir, I apologize. All right, Yeah you better. Okay,
next question, did Hitler die in the bunker?

Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
Nay?

Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
Mmm, yeah he was a coward?

Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
Okay, the answer is no, he's alive in the form
of Christy Nome. Sorry, Jeff, we're tied up.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
We're tied up at twelve points. I'll hand it to him.
He looks good. He really does, considering where he came from.

Speaker 2 (01:17:14):
Yeah, considering everything looks great. All right.

Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
I was trying to be meta and think his ash
like floating away when everything burns.

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
No, nothing, nothing, nothing that good. No, you were thinking
way too much about the skin. All right. Okay, next question,
alien craft at area fifty one?

Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
Yea or nay?

Speaker 3 (01:17:38):
I mean, I'm gonna keep going yay on this.

Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
Okay, Jeff nay?

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
Oh my god, Aaron takes the lead. They're definitely alien
craft to Area fifty one. Come on, have you not
seen the Netflix documentary train Wreck the Naruto Run.

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
You know what, It's just a game. I'm going to
use my second expound and I'm just going to say,
hell yeah. I'm just going to say that there's people
that study actual conspiracies, right like historians. There's a lot
of documentation are.

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
Saying that these conspiracies because some are.

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
My theories, some are theories, and some are real. But
in terms of what we know about real conspiracies, when
you have like this is something where the.

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
Government conspiracies are supposed to fake conspiracies, I mean, I
don't know what we're talking about here, but continue in.

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
This particular in the in this particular conspiracy theory, the government,
the the ballooning, ginormous American federal government has possession of
alien spacecraft, and just based on what we know about
conspiracies historically speaking, there is just no way, with the

(01:19:05):
number of people that would have access to that information
one way or another, that it would not be outed.
Have been out it a long time ago. There's just
no way the government would be able to keep it quiet.

Speaker 3 (01:19:16):
That well, this is not possible, kind of like the
Epstein client list.

Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
Oh damn. Okay. Now, first of all, Jeff, I think
you make a good point.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
But but.

Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
But this is like the standard argument against Area fifty one,
Area fifty one and aliens. Everybody's like, how would they
keep this a secret? It would be but that's that's
not a new argument.

Speaker 3 (01:19:43):
So I can't go to the documentary. They threaten people's
children and families, and.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
Yeah, but someone would suck it up. That's my point.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
It's like, it's like that that is that is like
the first thing in Milton, uh John Milton's book and ship.

Speaker 1 (01:20:02):
So it's like when someone gets like you know, suicided
by like a Chinese corporation because they accidentally took an
iPhone that was like a prototype iPhone of the factory, Like, uh,
you know, someone's gonna fuck up and it's gonna get out,
even if you threaten their family.

Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
But most people don't even think of that ship when
they buy their iPhone. They're just like, oh, I got
an iPhone. It's way better than the Android because those
people suck.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
That's not I'm not. You do what you gotta do.

Speaker 2 (01:20:37):
There's no point moving on. Okay, I apologize, it's just it's.

Speaker 3 (01:20:41):
Just let the record show Jeff is out of hisse.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
Okay, Damn. I feel like the game master knew that.

Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
I'm not saying he did, but he definitely. Okay, next question,
their control devices are real? Yeah, your name?

Speaker 3 (01:21:07):
I mean, I'm gonna say, to an extent, yay, because
there are suppression systems for things, Jeff.

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
I mean, I was gonna say nay, But she makes
a good point. There's cloud seeding and stuff like, there
are ways to influence the weather, So I guess technically, yay.

Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
Technically yay, but nay, nay, nay. Sorry, I was gonna say.

Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
I was gonna say nay because I just watched Superman
three and it's a stupid, gam super ridiculous movie.

Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
I didn't you just say nay?

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
Then weather control is part of it? All right?

Speaker 3 (01:21:41):
Go on, all right, truthfully, I'm basing mine on Twisters.

Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
Twisters, fun movie, but.

Speaker 3 (01:21:52):
In real life.

Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
Okay, all right, Next question, Crash, the film winning the
Oscar for Best Picture in two thousand and four? Was
it fixed? Yeah? Your name?

Speaker 3 (01:22:05):
Sorry? What I need that again? That was a lot
of word.

Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
The film Crash won the Oscar for Best Picture in
two thousand and four.

Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
It was it fixed?

Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
Yeah your name? Yay?

Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
Because it's not the David Cronenberg Crash. I'm gonna say nay,
because fuck the other crash. Oh my god, fucking bright
in its leg wound.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
It's yay, it was definitely fixed. That is bullshit. Fuck
that film. By the way, burke Bag Mountain should have
won everything that year. Yeah, sorry, okay, all right? Satan, Wait,
are you trying.

Speaker 3 (01:22:53):
To tell me something? Is there like a broke bag glove?

Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
No, Satana, panic your name? Nay?

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
Definite? Nay?

Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
Come on, Oh my god, you're both wrong. The panic
was real, Satan wasn't. So yay, the Satanic panic was real?

Speaker 1 (01:23:13):
Are you asking if the satan Satanic panic.

Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
How can you say no to the Satanic.

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
That was a thing? What was it? Bit like, okay,
this states being a game. We know the Satanic panic happened.
I thought the question was was there actual Satanism going
on at the daycare centers and in due.

Speaker 2 (01:23:30):
And dragons and stopped thinking. Gotta stop thinking.

Speaker 1 (01:23:33):
Well, at least at least everything got it wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:23:35):
Okay, all right, hey, all right, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
Next question keem Trail's Kim Trails put chemicals into the
air for bad reasons. Year nae, yay, nay, it's yay?

Speaker 1 (01:23:59):
Why? Oh okay?

Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
The Challenger disaster the there is a theory that the
astronauts are also alive, photographic evidence and similar names, so
they are your name?

Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
Uh nay.

Speaker 1 (01:24:22):
I will also say nay, you are correct.

Speaker 2 (01:24:25):
Nay, because if the if the Challenger's Disaster wasn't real,
that was the worst thing I saw on television until
nine to eleven. So fuck fuck you for saying it's
not okay. Next question, five G causes cancer?

Speaker 3 (01:24:41):
Ye your name, like specifically the waves in the air.

Speaker 2 (01:24:50):
I can't tell you that five G causes cancer. That's
the conspiracy theory.

Speaker 3 (01:24:58):
Disneyland causes cancer, so sure five G also causes cancer.

Speaker 1 (01:25:02):
Yay, yep, everything causes cancer.

Speaker 3 (01:25:04):
So yay, it's anee, it's gonna be an Okay about
all answers to this question are wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:25:12):
I just want to play candy crush.

Speaker 1 (01:25:14):
So you both we lost a point. Okay, God, he's
taking points away from USLF.

Speaker 2 (01:25:25):
I told you ship happens.

Speaker 3 (01:25:28):
You know, I'm using the slash method. I got to
erase a diagonal line.

Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
Now I'm I'm the one keeping still ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:25:39):
Nothing is fundamentally changed. How many more questions are there?

Speaker 2 (01:25:43):
Oh, there's so many more questions. Okay, birds aren't real.

Speaker 1 (01:25:48):
Yes, I still have to edit this. Birds aren't real.

Speaker 3 (01:25:51):
Okay, Aaron, birds orange, But birds aren't real.

Speaker 1 (01:25:58):
So I'm going to say, get on my care Okay, nay, nay, nay,
I say, yay. Birds are totally made up. They're just robots.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
Yes, Jeff, you get a point for that. They are
not real. Birds work for the borg was you would
have got anybody would have gotten two extra points if
they would have said birds worked for the bog was
the Sorry I didn't, but you did get a point
extra point. You did get a point on that, and
Aaron did not. Okay, dinosaur is real? Yeah, your name.

Speaker 1 (01:26:29):
Yay? Yay? Yeah, okay the fouse honor, I say yay.

Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
Yeah, absolutely, that's that's the whole point of this whole game. Okay,
Reptellian Elite, are they real or not?

Speaker 1 (01:26:43):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (01:26:43):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (01:26:44):
Yeah? Jeff? Yeah, yes, my mom is one for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:26:48):
Nope, Nope they are not. Fuck that ship. Okay, multiverse
they're multiverse?

Speaker 1 (01:26:53):
Yes or no?

Speaker 3 (01:26:58):
In that like Disney created one with all the characters, or.

Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
Like about Disney looks like it? Get like I are
in real life? Is there a multiverse? Every time you
make a choice? Is there like a multiverse? Is there
another universe created that creates that choice and a universe
based upon that, well.

Speaker 3 (01:27:19):
Based on who's president. I would say.

Speaker 1 (01:27:21):
Yes, but no I choose Wait so your answer is yeah,
your night.

Speaker 2 (01:27:29):
My answer is wait, your answer is no.

Speaker 1 (01:27:33):
Yeah, That's why I asked. Yeah. I say yay because
I want to believe.

Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
Yay, there is a multiverse. Fucking yeah, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:27:43):
Sorry, it's the only hope I have.

Speaker 3 (01:27:45):
Fine.

Speaker 2 (01:27:46):
Farmer companies are hiding the natural cures.

Speaker 6 (01:27:51):
I e.

Speaker 2 (01:27:52):
Pickled beets, cure the clap. Yeah, your name.

Speaker 1 (01:28:02):
Yay because of your example, I'm gonna say nay, but
I certainly believe that they suppress research, do you.

Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
So wait wait because of wait, because.

Speaker 1 (01:28:16):
You said beats cure the class.

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
That was just like a joke, the joke things like
that anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
Okay. In that case, ya, they definitely suppress everything they
can for profits.

Speaker 2 (01:28:30):
Okay, Yes, so you can both get a point on
that one.

Speaker 1 (01:28:32):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:28:33):
Do Masons make all the decisions for the world?

Speaker 4 (01:28:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
Your name Freemasons?

Speaker 5 (01:28:43):
Yay.

Speaker 1 (01:28:45):
I'm gonna go nay, they definitely do.

Speaker 2 (01:28:48):
Come on, come on, the Illuminati? Do Illuminati make all
the decisions for the world?

Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
Yeay? Or name.

Speaker 3 (01:28:57):
Probably still ya? Well it's one mega, No, there's gotta
be one, like conglomerate like these are all franchised locations,
like the way the Mob has different gangs in different
cities and ship.

Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
Yes, that can be though, So Jeff gets a point,
You don't. Okay, here's the question, though. Stonemasons from the
Simpsons do they make all the decisions?

Speaker 5 (01:29:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:29:27):
Yes, because we saw them do obviously. Yes. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:29:31):
Men in black are they real?

Speaker 7 (01:29:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:29:32):
Your name?

Speaker 3 (01:29:38):
I want to be so snarky here and say yes,
men do wear black clothing sometimes, But I'm gonna say
yay anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:29:48):
Jeff, I'm gonna say.

Speaker 2 (01:29:50):
Yes, men in black are wait any wait, let me look,
men and black are real? Yes, Okay, here's okay. Trader
Joe Parking lots. They they're built smaller than they need
to be, so the store seems busier than it is.
Thank you, Kyle Kanaaney.

Speaker 3 (01:30:11):
Yay yay, Yes, okay, I've never been a big enough party.

Speaker 2 (01:30:19):
Trader Joe's New Coke was intentionally shitty to boost sales
of original coke.

Speaker 1 (01:30:28):
Yay nay. They were trying to beat Pepsi.

Speaker 2 (01:30:34):
No, nay, yay, they were trying to fucking boost coke.
Pepsi was never a threat.

Speaker 1 (01:30:42):
I mean coke.

Speaker 2 (01:30:44):
The next the next highest cola is diet coke.

Speaker 1 (01:30:47):
Come on, okay?

Speaker 2 (01:30:49):
New World Order? Is New World Order?

Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
Real?

Speaker 2 (01:30:52):
Or yearning?

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
Yay yay? And I'll tell you if you want.

Speaker 2 (01:31:01):
You don't have any You don't have any expounds left,
so you can't tell me. Unfortunately, have on mine? Wad
you want to give him one of yours? Wait? What
what just happened?

Speaker 3 (01:31:16):
I was going to, but he looks too excited about it. Continue.

Speaker 2 (01:31:21):
Yeah, there's there's yeah, I can't I can't give your
points for that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:25):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:31:26):
Do the Simpsons predict the future? Yay or nay? Yay yay,
Oh you're both wrong neither. We need to keep them
off our radar. So let's just not sorry. Okay, Larry's
have you guys heard Hilary's?

Speaker 6 (01:31:46):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:31:46):
Okay, there are a group of of do you know
what shipping is.

Speaker 1 (01:31:52):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:31:52):
Should put stuff in the mail?

Speaker 1 (01:31:55):
No? You don't want to.

Speaker 2 (01:31:57):
Like shipping as far as like relationship to celebrities? Yes, yes,
there you go, Jess. Okay, there are a group of
fans centered around the idea two members of the boy
band One Direction, are you Styles? Lewis Thomasman are actually
in a are actually super couple? So yay or nay?

Speaker 3 (01:32:23):
Is that one of these people dead?

Speaker 1 (01:32:26):
I don't know, but it probably wasn't one of those guys,
But I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:32:32):
Yay, wait, I.

Speaker 1 (01:32:36):
Think it was Zaye that died.

Speaker 3 (01:32:40):
Oh maybe they're all just like young boys.

Speaker 1 (01:32:43):
To me, this is good podcasting.

Speaker 2 (01:32:54):
It is Liam died. Neither neither of these guys, right,
Okayam died? Yeah, that's confirmed?

Speaker 1 (01:33:04):
As what the fuck is poly Tron?

Speaker 2 (01:33:07):
My guys, I gotta bring down my game.

Speaker 3 (01:33:13):
Falling from the third floor balcony from a hotel and.

Speaker 2 (01:33:19):
God, that's terrible. Okay, now, now you're making this game
way less fun. So let's let's just move on for that.

Speaker 1 (01:33:25):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:33:27):
COVID was a plandemic, yes or no, yes, nay, it
was not a plandemic.

Speaker 1 (01:33:40):
Come on, are you here?

Speaker 2 (01:33:41):
You come on? Let's go. Okay. Twenty twenty four election
was rigged.

Speaker 1 (01:33:47):
Yay, yay, Okay, Aaron, you.

Speaker 2 (01:33:53):
Still have two? I just want to say, you can
still have two and I still know but there are one, two, three,
four or there's six questions left, so okay, okay, next question.
Brozen was released by the Disney Company to distract from

(01:34:14):
people googling the cryogenic freezing of Walt is me, yeah,
your nay.

Speaker 1 (01:34:25):
Nay? J I have to say nay. I want to
say yay, but I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:34:33):
Jeff say yay?

Speaker 1 (01:34:34):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (01:34:35):
Why not? The only way you're going to catch up
is by not answering the same as Aaron.

Speaker 1 (01:34:43):
How far behind mine?

Speaker 2 (01:34:45):
I think a few points? But there's only five left?

Speaker 1 (01:34:49):
Okay, fine, then yay, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:34:51):
Yay, yay.

Speaker 8 (01:34:53):
They definitely that that was definitely a thing. M Sorry, Aaron, Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:35:04):
I'm fine.

Speaker 2 (01:35:05):
I like it the twenty eighteen ref In twenty eighteen,
the NFL refs helped the Patriots get to the super Bowl,
only to lose to the Philadelphia Eagles. Jeff, I only say, Jeff,
because that's your team, the Eagles.

Speaker 3 (01:35:25):
Yeah, nay, Nay.

Speaker 1 (01:35:29):
I don't know that you have all that right. I'm
gonna say nay, but I could have money.

Speaker 2 (01:35:32):
Oh, you're both wrong, the NFL and the refs, it's
all fucking rigged.

Speaker 1 (01:35:37):
Okay, they rigged a bunch of stuff for the Patriots.

Speaker 3 (01:35:39):
But I just didn't think that was right for the Patriots.
But that wasn't the right game.

Speaker 2 (01:35:44):
Oh my god, Oh my god. I love Nick Foles
as much as anyone. He actually played for the Chicago Bears.
But I know for a fact Bears that to get
to the super Bowl, the Patriots needed some So that.

Speaker 1 (01:35:58):
Was the Nick Foles. Okay, was foiled on that question
because time is meaningless to me. Now, don't you know what?

Speaker 3 (01:36:05):
You get a point for that the Eagles won that year.

Speaker 2 (01:36:08):
Oh my god, that's a good point. Okay, point for
YouTube both both both of you get a point. Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:36:16):
I like how it's just become progressively more drunk during
this game, and it shows.

Speaker 2 (01:36:21):
Okay, yeah, it's like that's pretty drunk to start with.
So al right, next question. My favorite game, Amelia Airport
was killed to keep women in the home. Yeah your
nae yay.

Speaker 1 (01:36:38):
Yeah, I have to say Nate to catch up there. Nate,
Oh yay.

Speaker 2 (01:36:42):
The patriarchy. Damn fuck the patriarchy. Right, all right, yeah, Aaron,
you have two expoundings left. There's three questions. But she's
a what is real animal spies your name? They use
sharks in twenty ten, apparently spying eagle at one point,
and apparently Harmas found a griffin vulture carrying satellite tracking device.

Speaker 3 (01:37:08):
Okay, I'm actually so I'm going to say yay on this,
and I'm going to expand a little because expound because
I want to be clear when I say that I
am an animal freak, and I watch a ton of
fucking nature shows and shit, and I know for a
fact they track animals in the wild and they can
go right to where they are. And I know for

(01:37:30):
a fact that at the zoo sometimes they put cameras
on the polar bear to track there walking around throughout
the day. So yes, they are one thousand percent using
animal spies. Because it's a tech podcast, they're tecking out
those animal spies.

Speaker 2 (01:37:48):
I feel like she's attacking your people.

Speaker 1 (01:37:50):
Teff. Wow. I'm well, the country of Israel is not
my people, so let's just make that clear. But I
was going to say nay, mostly to be contradictory, but
I also am not very familiar with this one.

Speaker 2 (01:38:06):
Okay, all right, I said nay just because animal really
animal spies. But Aaron made a really good point. So
your full points for her expounding two questions left three.
You got three points for that, Aaron, Yes, okay, and

(01:38:28):
we have two questions left. Climate is a hoax? Yeah,
your nay making.

Speaker 1 (01:38:34):
Camp people nay nay, you say yay. Both of you
are so boring, but you're right. I can't throw that one, okay, Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:38:44):
Last I just can't be on the wrong side on that.

Speaker 1 (01:38:47):
Yeah, same last question.

Speaker 2 (01:38:50):
Raters are people are making people less fertile, so that's
why we're having less children worldwide? Yay or nay? Wi
fi routers nay, Yes, and you have no you have
one expound.

Speaker 1 (01:39:04):
Out darnay Okay as.

Speaker 2 (01:39:12):
Well.

Speaker 3 (01:39:12):
Wait, I figured I had to expound. I can waived.

Speaker 1 (01:39:16):
Expound, say yay, but then you can expound.

Speaker 3 (01:39:21):
I just feel like if that was true, we would
have to factor in that there or take account that
there are people that are intentionally not having children, people
that want to just live their life, and then when
it's done they go away, are you and not.

Speaker 2 (01:39:40):
Continue to Maybe the routers are making feel that way.

Speaker 3 (01:39:45):
I know more people my age that don't want children
than people my age that do.

Speaker 2 (01:39:50):
They all have Wi Fi.

Speaker 3 (01:39:54):
I mean yes, because it's not nineteen ninety six and
we just got our frame.

Speaker 2 (01:40:00):
It's gonna says, it's interesting that they don't have wife.
They have wife, you don't want to have the kids? Okay,
all right, Jeff, I.

Speaker 1 (01:40:12):
Don't know if or he died I said, I said yeah,
but I'm not allowed to say anything else right now,
so except like I think WiFi is just one of
like a million things that's probably making us infertile, just
like how five G causes cancer, because everything causes cancer.
So but I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:40:29):
Well I did say, ye did this, So that's the
point for Jeff.

Speaker 1 (01:40:33):
But let's see, I'm pretty sure Aaron one just a instinct.

Speaker 2 (01:40:43):
Oh my god, it's a fucking tie. I have no
type breaker, I have noer what who are you telling
me that I am not on top of the score?

Speaker 1 (01:40:58):
That is my was it?

Speaker 2 (01:41:00):
So? Jeff wins?

Speaker 3 (01:41:02):
Jeff win?

Speaker 1 (01:41:03):
There you go?

Speaker 3 (01:41:04):
All right? Sorry I forgot Matt didn't exist in the
world truth.

Speaker 2 (01:41:10):
Aarons Jeff.

Speaker 1 (01:41:12):
You can see he's drug.

Speaker 2 (01:41:15):
I just said, Aaron, Jeff. But it was more fun
for me. Yeah, I'm the game. The point of your
day is for Jeff one f Jeff to have a
good time. Okay, I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:41:33):
Look that was fun, super fun. I'm just afraid you've
blown through so many like are you going to say
this game again?

Speaker 2 (01:41:41):
What we can play through? This game a game, there's
so many more additions. I already have a next.

Speaker 1 (01:41:46):
Game in mind. I don't know all conspiracy theories.

Speaker 2 (01:41:50):
No, no, this is sort of conspiracy theory edition.

Speaker 1 (01:41:55):
I just want hair.

Speaker 2 (01:41:56):
Let me put this up for brains next time. If
we ever played this again, that's gonna be the Nicholas
Cage movie edition. Oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:42:12):
I mean we'll just have to say yes for every movie.

Speaker 2 (01:42:14):
Right, I'm not telling you ship Aaron.

Speaker 1 (01:42:21):
He's trying.

Speaker 7 (01:42:23):
That would be that would be that would be cheating
a bad I don't think you understand the spirit of
the game.

Speaker 2 (01:42:30):
If you're like, I'll just say yes forday.

Speaker 3 (01:42:34):
Oh no, I understand the spirit of the game. I
like the game. I'd like a little more debate time
and a few less questions. So jefinitely I can really
fight with each other more.

Speaker 2 (01:42:45):
And like I said, this was the first time you
played this game, there's going to be some Okay, we're
gonna figure it out over time. I also thought there
might be and and I'm not saying that Nicholas case
is the next version because there's also an all Cryptid
Division All Cryptid Persian coming up.

Speaker 1 (01:43:05):
Okay, so there's that as well.

Speaker 3 (01:43:08):
You have better change his answer about some people.

Speaker 2 (01:43:11):
Yeah, yeah, exactly right. Wow, so far Aaron is the
reigning Champion of Year name.

Speaker 1 (01:43:20):
Congratulations Aaron. That was a that was you. You won
a marathon there. I was in the leave for a while,
but then you came back. It was epic, Like you
should have said it the whole game to chariots a
fire and really do justice. Yeah, I mean, good job.

Speaker 3 (01:43:41):
You were a worthy opponent, sir, a worthy opponent.

Speaker 1 (01:43:45):
We're gonna talk off line some time about the project
for a new American century.

Speaker 2 (01:43:49):
And I think that the bottom line is everybody wins
who's j just with one f So it was great
for me, glancer. I had a good time.

Speaker 1 (01:44:03):
I had a good time, and also think that we
should wrap this up.

Speaker 2 (01:44:07):
Also, we should go back to recording in the morning,
so I won't drink so much.

Speaker 1 (01:44:12):
Not to say you won't drink at all, just not
so much at all.

Speaker 3 (01:44:16):
But you know, it's five o'clock somewhere. It's five o'clock somewhere.
I'd be drinking with you if the door dash asshole
had and stolen my I.

Speaker 1 (01:44:26):
Know he stole a case of beer.

Speaker 2 (01:44:27):
That is insane. I want to come up there to
Portland and kick that fucker's ass. That is bullshit. Take
one beer done, okay, look take one beer? Yeah yeah,
but you take two beers a case.

Speaker 1 (01:44:44):
Fuck you, you're a piece of shit. I'm sorry for
my part. I have no idea if that was actually
in this episode or some future dumpster fire, but yes,
I agree erin it. You should have had beer tonight
and gotten drunk too. I don't know. I guess I
agree with that was Jeff. I have to edit this now.

(01:45:06):
That's an excuse, all right, I can't do that drunk.
So look, people, drinking in church is important, but sometimes
sometimes the clergy can't go getting sloshed. So on behalf

(01:45:26):
of all congregation members drunk or sober. I must say,
we're going to wrap this up, and all hail the

Speaker 2 (01:45:35):
Algorithm, All hal the algorithm, All Hail the algorithm.
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