Sunday Papers

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons and Mike Gibbons bring you a funny weekly summation of news straight from the Sunday Papers.

Episodes

October 5, 2025 82 mins
Greg is almost arrested on a felony in Alaska, Puffy is going away, Sydney Sweeney has a new bo and a Florida man eats his peacock. Visit RocketRX now and use code PAPERS30 for 30% off your first order -⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://rebrand.ly/30a009⁠⁠ Watch Greg’s latest special, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email caption submissions to FitzdogRadio@gmail.com subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Pa...
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Jimmy Kimmel came back, Sean Combs is trying to come back, and details about the conjoined twins having sex. ⁠Visit RocketRX now and use code PAPERS30 for 30% off your first order -⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://rebrand.ly/30a009⁠⁠ Watch Greg’s latest special, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email caption submissions to FitzdogRadio@gmail.com subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gi...
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The revolution will not be televised. But maybe it will be podcasted. Starbucks workers have to dress up, Zuckerberg fails with his AI glasses, and the koalas all have Chlamydia. Visit RocketRX now and use code PAPERS30 for 30% off your first order -⁠⁠ https://rebrand.ly/30a009⁠ Watch Greg’s latest special, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email caption submissions to FitzdogRadio@gmail.com subjec...
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Mike takes time away from his head writer job on The Emmys as Greg returns from a week-long vacation in Vermont. A FLA woman has a 13 lb baby, Seinfeld sees the KKK everywhere and John Daly has a tough round of golf. Visit RocketRX now and use code PAPERS30 for 30% off your first order - https://rebrand.ly/30a009 Watch Greg’s latest special, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email caption submissio...
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You can’t have gay crosswalks or child vaccinations in FLA, you can’t shoot each other in the head while wearing helmets in TX and you absolutely cannot give Ketamine to any cast members from Friends. Support our sponsor: ⁠⁠https://rocketrx.com⁠⁠⁠ Use code: Papers30 Watch Greg’s latest special, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email caption submissions to FitzdogRadio@gmail.com subject line: “Comic ...
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Mike tours with Bargatze while Greg badmouths Ellen. Taylor and Kelce make promises they won’t keep, a man fakes his own death, and a FLA man catches a burglar while in his Batman onesie. Support our sponsor: https://rocketrx.com⁠ Use code: Papers30 Watch Greg’s latest special, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email caption submissions to FitzdogRadio@gmail.com subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sun...
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Diarrhea in Martha’s Vineyard, TX tries to put the Ten Commandments in schools and Rosie calls Leno an a—hole. https://rocketrx.comUse code: Papers30 Watch Greg’s latest special, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email caption submissions to FitzdogRadio@gmail.com subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or...
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The Sturgis motorcycle rally is back! A full accounting of the drinking driving and roadkill. Down in FLA the men are hunting Pythons and down in TX there’s a scary man in a diaper. Support our sponsor! https://www.rocketrx.com/ Use Code: Papers30 Watch Greg’s latest special, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email caption submissions to FitzdogRadio@gmail.com subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday...
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JD Vance makes the river rise, ICE is hiring senior citizens and the WNBA is raining dildos. Watch Greg’s latest special, ⁠⁠⁠⁠“You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email caption submissions to FitzdogRadio@gmail.com subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): fitzdogradio@gmail.com Find Mike on Venmo...
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Everyone died this week. We talk about it and then cheer up with news about Ellen in England and a 114-yr old Indian marathon runner who is hit by a car. Watch Greg’s latest special, ⁠⁠⁠“You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!⁠⁠⁠ Email caption submissions to FitzdogRadio@gmail.com subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or sen...
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Coldplay deals a couple some cold cards, a worker falls into a meat grinder, Colbert is cancelled and a Florida Man drunk drives a lawn mower on the highway. Watch Greg’s latest special, ⁠⁠“You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!⁠⁠ Email caption submissions to FitzdogRadio@gmail.com subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or s...
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What’s Happening with Gary Coleman, Tom Brady is on the prowl and a chatbot on X’s AI is edgy enough to have his own podcast. Watch Greg’s latest special, ⁠“You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!⁠ Email caption submissions to FitzdogRadio@gmail.com subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): fitzdogradio@gmai...
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Transportation Secretary Duffy demands the removal of rainbow-colored crosswalks; Diddy will be held captive for less time than the women at his parties and Tesla’s driverless cars are running amok. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to FitzdogRadio@gmail.com subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your...
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The Rehearsal, a devout Rastafarian at the Supreme Court, and a Florida Man breaking-and-entering to avoid his wife. Watch Greg’s special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!Email caption submissions to ⁠⁠FitzdogRadio@gmail.com⁠⁠ subject line: “Comic Contest”Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): ⁠⁠fitzdogradio@gmail.com⁠⁠Find Mike...
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Episode 269. Karen Read is free, ICE hits Dodgers Stadium and Waymo starts in NYC. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!Email caption submissions to ⁠FitzdogRadio@gmail.com⁠ subject line: “Comic Contest”Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): ⁠fitzdogradio@gmail.com⁠Find Mike on Venmo here: ⁠https://venmo.com...
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Episode 268. Happy Father’s Day! (Unless you are a dad with a bad driving record, or a dad in a tornado region or a dad who called the cops while at a strip club harassing a dancer). We also say goodbye to a couple of greats.Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!Email caption submissions to FitzdogRadio@gmail.com subject line: “Comic Contest”Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Ve...
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John Gotti’s grandkids have turned out possibly even dumber than Grandpa was, Gen Z won’t pay the bill and a FLA man just wants to watch his ex-girlfriend sleep. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Some hikers on mushrooms get bailed out, Space X had a "rapid unscheduled disassembly” (otherwise known as blows up), and a Meth-crazed Florida man is bitten by an alligator and charges at cops with garden shears before he’s shot dead. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to FitzdogRadio@gmail.com subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime ...
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Episode 265. 5 armed and dangerous prisoners on the loose in New Orleans, one unarmed and no longer dangerous prisoner (named P Diddy) creeps us out even more this week and a cat has been smuggling drugs into another prison. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to FitzdogRadio@gmail.com subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the V...
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Good week for Catholics, The Knicks and Ellen’s hairdresser. Bad week for Motown and a Florida Man with 3 brand new wives. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to FitzdogRadio@gmail.com subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): fitzdogradio@gmail.com Find ...
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