Back in 2020 the timeline broke and everything went awry. The same thing happened inside of Destiny. Who broke time and how did they fix it again?
Get up close and personal with Ace’s creators and cast as they discuss the bandages and superglue used in Fixing the Timeline.
Warning there is talk of pizza. Do not listen on an empty stomach.
The lists had been checked, naughty and nice.
Then St. Nick got unwanted advice.
A disaster at Destiny wiped Christmas off the page.
Not a toy was left on the holiday stage!
Will this year’s Christmas be empty and stark?
The only clue we have - is a big question mark!
During a routine upload Phoenix inadvertently picks up a virus, transforming a regular space odyssey into a terrifying Ace Oddyssey - just in time for HAL-oween!
It is determined that the only way to stop the senseless sucking machine from syphoning the life out of system after system, is to blow it up. Phoenix’s self-destruct program Dee starts the countdown to her long awaited, final destiny.
While Ace and Phoenix work against time to stop the space shark from its ceaseless, murderous, mindless sucking, Fran and the Copy Aide track down the invisible hand that wrote the unauthorized, random weapon of mass destruction into existence.
Swimming into existence from no one knows where, an immense space shark starts siphoning the energy out of Acrux, the first star it sees.
If Ace can’t figure out how to stop the shark from sucking so badly, nineteen billion souls on the three inhabited planets in Acrux’s system will die.
With timelines all broken and distorted, Ace, and Phoenix’s previous captain, Captain Peddleserp, need to figure out how to get WHERE they want go WHEN they need to get there – before all of existence crashes to a halt.
With events across Destiny happening out of sequence, everything is crashing all over the place in the Destiny traffic department.
Faced with so many unanswered questions about the nature of determinism, pre-determinism and a total lack of determination, Fact Checker Fran faces an existential crisis.
All biblions, multi-tentacled beings with eyes all over their heads must report in to the Destiny library on their eighteenth birthday for their unending tour of duty.
Why are multiple copies of the same biblion piling up in Destiny reception?
How did Ace receive the message to come help solve the mystery before the editors at the Giant Book of Destiny sent it?
The backup copy of the Giant Book of Destiny has been stolen. Space Dick Ace Galaksi and his shape changing ship, Phoenix have 24 hours to locate it before Destiny itself is re-written.
Space Dick At Large was recorded in front of a live audience during the Newmarket Festival of One Act Plays in Newmarket Ontario, October 2017. To see the staged version visit: https://youtu.be/1Q8O9zmeh5c
Inside 12th cup cafe: Kool Kats by...
All beings, throughout the known and unknown universe are put into great peril because of a small clerical error at the Giant Book of Destiny. Part 6 of 6.
Music inside Maddy's house, Sittin' Pretty, courtesy of The Elwins
Action music, Nerves, by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Spy union headquarters issues a requisition for Ace Galaksi's death to prevent him from sharing his outlandish discoveries about shape changing aliens, the inherent equality of everyone, and tap shoes, with the rest of the world. Part 5 of 6.
Music inside tomb, Arcadia and action background music, Clenched by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
While Ace Galaksi helps archeologist Alexander Van Dijk search for a lost burial chamber in the great pyramid of Giza, the answer to who really built the pyramids is revealed. Part 4 of 6
Palace music Mighty & Meek by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
A fashion mishap on the part of a visitor to Earth initiates the growth of a new branch on the planet's tree of life. Ace Galaksi accompanies Yasmeen to Egypt to search for the lost dinosaurs. Part 3 of 6
Groovy tune inside Karen's headphones: Stuck in the Middle - Courtesy of The Elwins.
The boys in the CSIS lab make some startling discoveries that cause Ace Galaksi to question the nature of existence - and the value of recycling. Part 2 of 6.
The editors at the Giant Book of Destiny decide to highlight the life of CSIS special agent Ace Galaksi, because his destiny happens to converge with that of his entire planet - Earth. Part 1 of 6.