The Dirty Old Hoes
Sassy Commentary on Agriculture from two sister farmers. Tracey does mostly traditional farming. Krista does mostly Homesteading.
Episodes
It was on the backs of Farmers that this Great country called America was founded and built. We are Proud of our American history. The Hoes doesn't shy away from the truth and the facts or opinions and talking about the 4th of July is no different!
As a Heat Wave Wraps around America the Hoes are hard at work. They may end up being crispy fried Hoes but that's ok! Everything is better fried anyway! So join us for a short heat wave update..
Once upon a time there were 3 little Hoes,
One Little Hoe ran a Market
One Little Hoe had a garden
The other kept getting lost in the weeds.....
The end
just kidding!
We have a special Hoe guest today! Talking Farmers Markets! Why should you not be dazzled by Big markets and why you should stick to Local Farm Grown markets. Find OUT!
Even hardened hoes have happy places and ours happens to be in the garden. Krista has her huge Peter Rabbit garden and Tracey with their traditional row gardens. The happy hooligans are humble horticulture hoes! They heroically wrangle high-strung squash and hypersensitive spinach, and huffy herbs! With hope in their hearts they hurdle hornworms, hush hydrangeas and hustle through heaps of herbaceous havoc. What's Hot and what's no...
Where have we been?! Good question! Going crazy........ although that's a short trip, we have been up to our ears in gardens and goats. We finally get back in the studio for todays jabber session to get y'all in the know with the hoes and what we've been up to. And as always and maybe worse than usual we get distracted and our minds end up in the gutter but with all this rain here in NC the gutter gets used a lot! So have fun an...
Ever been on a cargo ship? Yeah neither have the Hoes. But if we did, we would be sick as a dog.......speaking of sick, lets talk Tariffs. What are they, why do we need them and where did our American Pride go? Who keeps telling everyone we have to give everything away? Lets Dive in the Shark infested waters of trade barriers and imports and goods! And of course you're going to get our Spicey opinions as well.
The Hoes are Zooming along again and killing two birds with one stone ...errr podcast... this will air next week on our new You Tube channel! We combine a few brain chemicals and RFK jr in a brew ha ha for todays topic about autism and RFK's speech.
With all the running the Hoes are doing we like Quickies! And keeping it simple is the way to go. So the Hoes Zoomed this one for y'all and are still trying to get on You Tube! Krista has a hot headset and Tracey swallowed her phone but hopefully Y'all can appreciate a good Quickie!
April has been Cra Cra and we Hoes are having to get'r done. We will be back next week bright eyed and bushy tailed....... don't worry it's almost razor season, we will be slick as owl snot before too long. Later taters!
Tracey gets wound up today with too much sugar and Krista gets a coffee IV ....... but they eventually wrap up all the sweeteners episodes this round. So sticky around for some sweet info.
2 hoes and a monk walk into a bar ........... is there a punch line for that one? Maybe! We sure do laugh a LOT in this one. Krista is full of it..... and we don't know what "it" is! And Tracey can't contain the giggles. Have fun with us today!
The Dirty Old Hoes fall on to a velvet bed of corn leaves and look at the brilliant sun rays dancing in the sky and feel the breeze on their bare skin.....ok that might be a tad dramatic..........we are talking thick, sticky, sweet stuff.... get your mind out of the gutter, its corn syrup! This stuff has been pushed on and in us every which a way so lets take a look at it in our second episode of sweeteners!
six in 10 Americans have at least one chronic disease, and four in 10 have two or more chronic diseases. An estimated one in five United States adults lives with a mental illness. So it's time to MAHA - Make America Hoes Again.......wait ....that's not right.... or is it? Find out on todays episode!
What are the Hoes up to? We will tell you in this episode. Spring is around the corner and its time to get down and dirty in the garden. Soil needs to be amended and hoed and need to be Plowed.........errrrr the gardens need to be plowed. Get ready cause we are giving y'all some Dirty updates.
Need a Beautiful Super Model barely dressed slapping a bag of balls with a stick to sell your product on Social Media? Well ..... We can't help you with that...BUT we can tell you what we think and give you lots of stats on where to Put that stick when ever you find your super model. The Dirty Old Hoes are always here to help the needy consumer find their slap happy sugar sticks.
Immigration is a hot button topic right now. What is it and how do we control it? Is it definable and will Americans ever agree on it? We will definitely give you our opinion for free on this one. Buckle up buttercup this ride to the boarder gets a little spicy.
Our name isn't Willy Wonka and we don't sugar coat shit! But here's a sweet deal, The Dirty Old Hoes give an overview of sweeteners and their dark side. Of course we fall off the sugar beet wagon and talk about George the gnat but we sprinkle squirrels in too! So come along for some laughs with some information and remember in a sea of salt, be the sugar!
The Hoes let it all hang out today ....... maybe that's why the Flu is the topic! Specifically the Avian Flu. With Sixty Six out of three hundred and forty MILLION people to get mild cases of this, we here at Hoe headquarters take this scamdemic seriously. Please take all precautions when kissing your beloved chickens. An. For the love of God put your milk milk in the refrigerator before drinking it. This has been a a public ser...
Its not a Pig-ment of your imagination, we are talking Oinkers! Krista does research on your favorite snack, Bacon! Are the piggies American? Who gets the Profits? Let's go Hogwild and find out!
The Dirty Old Hoes are Hot on the trail of the Solar Maximum Story. We started before the Sun came up, then it dawned on us! We consulted with many professionals called a solar Panel. Why are we talking about the sun you ask? Because its a Hot topic! Join us for a little smarts and our sunny side up personalities!
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