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Well it isn't the Boz that's for sure. But we do get that guy that played Bones playing some bozo. It's the least mysterious mystery, the least slashery slasher, and the least diverse cast maybe ever. It's VALENTINE from 2001. Enjoy!

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This week we take a little break from horror to celebrate the Super Bowl by watching a movie starring ex-NFLer Brian Bosworth. We fucking love this movie and we don't even finish the first 3 minutes until an hour into the episode. Enjoy!

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We're taking the week off. But as to not leave you empty handed you all get to hear the Patreon bonus episode on the Star Wars Holiday Special! Enjoy!

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This week we finally found the movie that breaks our new run streak and the problem is... it's just not that bad... but also not so great. We talk a lot about Randy Quaid and a little about the 1989 cult flick Parents. Supposedly there are cannibalistic parents but let me know when you find them. 

Hello Horror Heads! I think this is an episode about Xtro? We don't really discuss it until about 20 minutes in but I swear at some point we talk about this bizarre alien movie. Enjoy!

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This week we look at the infamous 1995 action/horror movie Project Metalbeast. There is no action or horror in this movie, however, if you want to see people talk and discuss the ethical/moral dilemmas of being doctors this is the movie for you! Enjoy!

Hello Horror Heads! We're going back to the castle well with the Castle Freak reboot from 2020. Does the new Castle Freak have a butthole? Will Sweat Jeff Combs be in? All will be revealed in this episode. Enjoy!

Also our merch dropped! Get on the pre-orders and pre-order exclusives over at store.ihatehorror.com

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Fresh off our virtual live show for December we're hungover as hell, a fitting way to celebrate the week of New Years. Equally fitting is the movie End of Days where the end times is set to begin at January 1st, 2000. This is our first Arnold movie and it was great. Enjoy! 

Hello Horror Heads. Happy holidays and a soon to be Merry Christmas. We literally never mention Christmas once in this Christmas episode but whatever. We're talking about Dial Code Santa Clause a bizarre movie from France. Enjoy! 

Hello Horror Heads. We did it. We tried to do a modern movie that's actually good. We did Better Watch Out, the Christmas home invasion movie that Joe and I have both loved. So if you want to hear us try and figure out how to make fun of a movie we like here's your chance. Enjoy!

Hello Horror Heads! We're back on our bullshit in a movie hand crafted for The Horror Show. This week we talk about the FIRST attempt at remaking Black Christmas. Enjoy!

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We chose Grave Misdemeanors this week because it sounded like a zany and fun zomb-com. It's none of those things. As a matter of fact, I don't even know what its two titles have to do with anything we see in this movie. Enjoy! 

Hello Horror Heads! We are celebrating the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday with a Thanksgiving-themed movie... I think? There's a lot of talk about cranberry sauce so I'm pretty sure it's Thanksgiving. Blood Rage is about two brothers, one that kills and one that doesn't talk, and their mother who talks to the phone operator most of the movie. Enjoy! 

Hello Troma Heads and welcome back to Trovember! This week we have a little better luck with our movie selection when we watch Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. This movie is infamous but I'm not sure if it's because it goes against the standard Troma grain or because its absolutely insane. Enjoy!

I didn't think I'd see the day but here we are celebrating Trovember again. We're kicking it off with Rabid Grannies. A movie with the greatest title, plot summary, and cover art ever, yet manages to deliver on none of these. 

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We tackle a newer movie but one that has been requested as much, if not more, then many of the classics. This week we are talking about Blumhouse's attempt to give Halloween a soft reboot. It goes poorly. 

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We're back with our annual and maybe final Disney Halloween movie. Halloweentown. Much like the movie I have nothing more to say. Happy Halloween! Enjoy!

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We're back with a movie we are both insanely excited to talk about. Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers. The main take away is how awful it must be to work with or deal with Loomis on a daily basis. 

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Well, this one was a disaster. Sean's sick, the movie is slow as hell, and Joe's hungover from our watch-along party. We are talking about Burnt Offerings from 1976, a movie where nothing happens and is two hours long. Enjoy.