The House of Machismo Podcast

This week on the House of Machismo Podcast…
The guys dive into a super-powered debate—if you had powers, would you keep it a secret or flex it on Instagram? Sauce gets deep. Dan gets suspicious. Albert probably already has powers.

Then Rob gives us a taste of the unexpected—straight from the vet clinic kitchen. Let’s just say, it’s not your usual lunch break cuisine.

And finally, it’s time for everyone’s favo...

Today on House of Machismo, the guys are joined by personal trainer Emmanuel Jones for a deep dive into all things health, exercise, and fitness. Emmanuel shares expert advice on staying motivated, building good habits, and finding the right routine for your goals. Albert and Marty open up about their own fitness journeys—the highs, the struggles, and what keeps them going. It’s an episode full of inspiration, ...

Welcome back to another wild and slightly disturbing episode of House of Machismo! This week, Just Albert proudly declares that he’s gained some weight—particularly in the posterior region—and while most friends might offer words of encouragement, Marty takes a… let’s call it carnivorous approach.

Marty breaks down his post-mortem business plan: If Albert were to pass, would he be better suited as a high-quali...

It’s our anniversary, and you know what that means—time to get sentimental… but in a totally macho way! The guys take a trip down memory lane, sharing their favorite moments from the show—whether they were hilarious, awkward, or just straight-up ridiculous. And because no celebration is complete without awards, Marty is handing out the first-ever HOM-emmys! Who will take home the most prestigious (or most humiliating) honors? Tune ...

This week on the House of Machismo Podcast… things get steamy — and weirdly ambitious. The guys kick things off by diving into the golden age of ‘90s erotic thrillers — because what’s more “House of Machismo” than discussing cinematic masterpieces like Basic Instinct and Wild Things? Which movies are their favorites? Who’s a connoisseur of classy on-screen seduction? And who’s just here for the… plot? (Spoiler:...

This week on the House of Machismo Podcast… things get hairy — literally. The guys dive into a no-holds-barred discussion on body hair: who’s got it, where it’s growing, and why some of them might secretly be evolving into werewolves. Spoiler alert: Marty might need a full-time landscaper for his back.

Then, Sauce takes us on a mind-bending journey as he recounts a time he got a little… let’s say, “elevated”… ...

House of Machismo: When Chaos Turns to Gold

After a rough start that could only happen on House of Machismo, the show pulls a perfect 180 and somehow goes off without a hitch — well, almost. Marty takes us down memory lane, recounting his very first grade school fight… But how did it end for our fearless leader? Let’s just say the results were… Educational.

Meanwhile, Sauce dives into international affairs the only way he knows h...

In this episode of House of Machismo, Just Albert’s “dump truck” gets the recognition it deserves by a co-worker, but Marty’s got some beef with Just Albert—and not the kind Gustavo Alvarez serves at his restaurant. Speaking of Gustavo, the guys welcome the man himself to talk about his restaurant, his event venue, and why his Spanish test is about to expose everyone’s linguistic failures. Will Pretty Boy Dan and Sauce redeem thems...

In this episode, Marty recounts a truly terrifying experience—not ghosts, not demons, but something far worse: stepping into a cellphone store. With aggressive salespeople, overpriced accessories, and contracts written in ancient runes, it’s a horror story for the modern age.

Then, the guys dive into the world of tattoos. What’s hot? What’s not? And what regrets are permanently inked on their skin? From meanin...

New year, same questionable life choices! The guys are back, refreshed, and ready to kick off another year of House of Machismo—or at least they were until Marty hit them with some deep what if questions that made their brains short-circuit. We get into it all.

And just when you think it couldn’t get any more chaotic, the second half of the show takes a wild turn with Surprise Karaoke! That’s right—someone’s h...

It’s a Christmas miracle in this laugh-out-loud episode of House of Machismo, Just Albert dives into a dream-induced dilemma involving an ex, proving that even in REM sleep, relationships can haunt you. Meanwhile, Marty channels his inner Nostradamus with bold 2025 predictions for the podcast—some visionary, some hilariously far-fetched. In the spirit of gratitude, Marty showers the crew with thoughtful gifts, ...

This week, the guys can’t get enough of Marty’s superhero-caliber legs—seriously, someone call Marvel. Just Albert shares his latest adventure in “syncing” with his buddy Connor in a way you have to hear to believe. Meanwhile, Sauce has a new work wardrobe dilemma: now that he rocks scrubs at the vet clinic, will strangers mistake him for a life-saving hero instead of the guy who gives dogs bubble baths?

And the Machismo crew is j...

The House of Machismo crew gets animated as they try to guess what music Marty and Just Albert jam to during their workouts. Is it Jay Z?, Jon Bon Jovi, or maybe something  like the Backstreet Boys or Britney Spears? Meanwhile, the spotlight shifts to No Shave, No Nut  November—a month-long test of willpower that’s all about hairy...

Buckle up, because the guys are getting personal and hilariously awkward this week! Ever wonder how your favorite macho men first learned about the birds and the bees? Spoiler alert: it involves cringe-worthy moments, questionable advice, and a lot of secondhand embarrassment. Then, Albert spills the beer on a love-hate tango with a coworker that’s part office drama, part rom-com, and 100% complicated.

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On this episode of House of Machismo, Just Albert finds himself in an unexpected showdown with a cocky college frat guy outside his apartment—let’s just say, this guy didn’t know who he was messing with! The crew dives into a rapid-fire round of strange "what if" questions, from what they’d do if aliens came to earth to what if they one day woke up as a celebrity. Then, it’s confession time as they uncover the hilarious and bizarre...

In this episode of The House of Machismo Podcast, the guys kick things off with an extended version of "What's On Our Minds," where each host dives deeper into their latest thoughts, rants, and random musings. Marty then shares a surprisingly heartfelt story about P-Nut the Squirrel, a little critter who left a big impact—and possibly a few tears—as the group listens to the emotional tale.

For the second half of the show, they tak...

Get ready for a House of Machismo episode like no other! This week, the guys brave total darkness, armed only with night vision cameras to capture every shadowy movement and hair-raising sound. In the pitch-black studio, they dive into personal spooky stories that have haunted them for years, from unexplained noises to spine-tingling encounters. Marty opens up about the creepy dreams that keep him up at night, ...

This week on House of Machismo, get ready to rumble with Los Crudos! We’re bringing in Borracho, Sauce’s tag-team wrestling partner, to see how well they really know each other in our very own version of the Newlywed Game. Spoiler: these guys might know more about body slams than each other’s favorite snacks. But that's not all—after the laughs, we dive headfirst into the creepiest corners of cinema with everyo...

This week on House of Machismo, the guys pump up the pride for Hispanic Heritage Month! Yes... They waited to the last day of Hispanic Heritage Month. But as they guys on the show will agree… Better late than never! Marty gets bullied in the gym, but don’t worry—Just Albert has a hilariously simple fix that’ll leave you in stitches. Plus, they dive deep into their picks for inspiring Latino biography profiles a...