The Kudou Lala Land Podcast

The Kudou Lala Land Podcast

"Do you want a podcast that's about Japan and Japanese culture but is a little dark? Well look elsewhere, because this podcast is the most dark and disturbing part of a dark and disturbing society that some like to call home, others call Nihon, and others still just see as Porn Island. Join your two hosts Jesus and Michael (yeah seriously) as they take a comical and informative journey through the world of Japan through JAV. Yes, that's Japanese adult videos. This is a porn podcast. But it's funny, and it's focused on the greatest porn star to ever come out of Japan: Lala Kudou. Yes, it's a porn review podcast where we watch and discuss a Lala Kudou video every week. We aren't doing anything illegal, but my God it feels like we are. The Kudou Lala Land Podcast with Michael and Jesus mines the blackest depths of humanity for nuggets of comedy gold. Join us as we dissect every video starring JAV idol Lala Kudou and learn more reasons why humanity was a mistake. Has Japanese porn gone too far? Is this the worst podcast idea on Earth? Should we be cancelled from the solar system? All of the above. You won't get an intelligent insight into the strange happenings in the JAV industry here, but you will hear two guys try to make each other laugh as they come to terms with how weird and disturbing JAV can be and try to figure out wtf they're watching? We're your guys. Adults only--very very much adults only."

Episodes

March 20, 2025 65 mins

Playbill > Playgirl > Playboy

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We're taking this one from behind the paywall for all of our listeners to hear--enjoy the Kudou Lala Land Podcast Podcast et al.

BTW, Zeno wanted us to keep going until we hit a full hour.

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December 25, 2024 107 mins

We’re back to the podcast with the Season Premiere of Season 2! Join Doc White and Marty McJesus on a brand new adventure through time! You’ll shake and quiver with delight! Your hair will turn white with fear and fright! And you’ll want to nuke the nation of Japan a third time for releasing even more horrific evil onto the world and indulging pedophiles! Join us as we go back…to the podcast! Fwosh fwooosh neeeeer vro...

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I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by pornography, 

dragging themselves through the japanese streets looking for an angry fix,

angelheaded pedos burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of JAV,

who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat up fapping in the supernatural darkness of mother's-basement flats floating across the tops of tities contemplating lala

 

I'm with yo...

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If you aren't Lala Kudou, don't listen to this episodou.

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January 3, 2024 142 mins

The real Lala Kudou was the friends we made along the way.

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December 30, 2023 62 mins

Love. True love. Hashtag no homo.          

Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69.

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December 27, 2023 106 mins

Watchalong with us!

Email lalalandpod@tuta...

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December 20, 2023 87 mins

Skip ahead if you want to hear us talk about the video.

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December 13, 2023 68 mins

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December 6, 2023 57 mins

.skcus tsacdop sihT .namrednels namrednels namrednels

Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com...

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November 29, 2023 76 mins

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November 22, 2023 82 mins

Jesus loves Jake Sisko it's his favorite fictional character of all time.

Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69

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November 15, 2023 75 mins

We will seize the means of semen production, cumrades. I'm so bad at writing these. And being funny. This is a cry for help. Yeah another one.

 

 Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69.    We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some eps (but not all!) as a result of this in-person dance, but you know what? We had a lot of fun doing these episodes (well excep...

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November 8, 2023 121 mins

Penis size unremarkable

Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69.    We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some eps (but not all!) as a result of this in-person dance, but you know what? We had a lot of fun doing these episodes (well except one. One was really, really not fun), and this podcast is really too stupid, unfunny, and downright evil to deserve any ...

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November 1, 2023 50 mins

Are you ready to take a trip to swinging 142s Osaka? Yeah baby yeah this video is worse than anything we have done and it put us in a bad mood we could not make this funny I am so sorry don't listen next week is really good though I swear Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69.    We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some eps (but not all!) as a result of ...

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October 25, 2023 51 mins

Boo

 

Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69.    We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some eps (but not all!) as a result of this in-person dance, but you know what? We had a lot of fun doing these episodes (well except one. One was really, really not fun), and this podcast is really too stupid, unfunny, and downright evil to deserve any listeners at all, ...

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October 18, 2023 71 mins

Andiamo al treno sulla piccolissima bellissima lolissima who kissima a lot when penissinmouth

 

Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69.    We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some eps (but not all!) as a result of this in-person dance, but you know what? We had a lot of fun doing these episodes (well except one. One was really, really not fun), and this p...

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October 11, 2023 62 mins

Michael finally grows up. Jesus still doesn't know to stay close enough to the mic, though (don't worry, sound improves a lot next episode)          Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69.    

We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some eps (but not all!) as a result of this in-person dance, but you know what? We had a lot of fun doing these episodes (well e...

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October 4, 2023 46 mins

Joke about episode theme.          Email lalalandpod@tutanota.com Twitter @lalalandpod69.   

We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some eps (but not all!) as a result of this in-person dance, but you know what? We had a lot of fun doing these episodes (well except one. One was really, really not fun), and this podcast is really too stupid, unfunny, and downright evil to d...

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