All Episodes

September 25, 2025 21 mins

A well-rested morning in Lincoln City spawns what seems like a reasonable plan to salvage the cursed tour, but James's borrowed bike has other ideas entirely.  But with tubleless tire disasters forcing yet another major pivot, will this newly condensed coastal adventure finally find its groove or continue spiraling into beautiful chaos?

 

The New Plan (Before It All Changed Again)

  • Today: Lincoln City to South Beach State Park via Newport
  • Tomorrow: South Beach to Yachats for hotel exploration
  • Final day: Yachats to Honeyman State Park near Florence
  • Split: James continues south, Tim buses north to Eugene for flight home

 

The Reality Check

James's tubeless rear tire completely fails outside Bike Newport, requiring conversion to tube setup. Tire damage deemed too severe for continued long-distance touring, prompting complete itinerary overhaul.

 

Key Highlights

  • 5 AM Red Bull run - James's thoughtful breakfast procurement while Tim sleeps in
  • Equipment curse continues - Second bike, same problems for James's borrowed setup
  • Bike Newport saves the day - Last major bike shop on coast provides crucial tire conversion
  • Strategic retreat activated - Both riders pivot to Eugene ending for maximum certainty
  • Financial silver lining - Trip changes actually save money on cancelled Medford logistics

 

Route Details

  • Lincoln City to Newport: ~25 miles through official bike route (hilly and exhausting)
  • Extended stop at Bike Newport for mechanical crisis management
  • Final 4 miles to South Beach State Park
  • Tomorrow: Abbreviated plan toward Florence before Eugene bus

 

Mechanical Drama Timeline

  1. Morning discovery: Slow leak confirmed in James's tubeless rear tire
  2. Newport arrival: Tire immediately starts "spitting sealant"
  3. Shop diagnosis: Tire damage too severe for tubeless repair
  4. Solution: Convert to tube in rear, maintain tubeless front ("mullet setup")
  5. Reality check: Tube setup is temporary fix, not permanent solution

 

Cultural Observations

  • Newport bike route: Scenic but punishing for loaded touring
  • South Beach State Park: Tim's favorite coast campground (tied with Cape Lookout)
  • Yachats mystique: Tim's long-desired exploration of this coast town finally abandoned
  • Eugene adventure: First-time visit for longtime Portland resident Tim

 

Food & Beverage Strategy

  • Breakfast: Red Bulls and bananas (James's 5 AM procurement mission)
  • Newport: Extended hydration break during mechanical crisis
  • Dinner: Beer One brewery (skipped lunch strategy)
  • Evening: Junior Rangers fire ecology program spotted but not attended

 

The Ship of Theseus Situation

James notes he'll return a completely different bike to his friend after replacing virtually every component during the tour - a philosophical equipment conundrum.

 

Statistics

  • Miles Biked: 25 
  • Original plan survival rate: 0%
  • Hours spent at Bike Newport: 1.5
  • Ounces of tubeless sealant sacrificed: 6
  • Tubeless fails: yes
  • Nontubeless flats: Zero
Mark as Played

Advertise With Us

Popular Podcasts

Stuff You Should Know
Dateline NBC

Dateline NBC

Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com

The Breakfast Club

The Breakfast Club

The World's Most Dangerous Morning Show, The Breakfast Club, With DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, And Charlamagne Tha God!

Music, radio and podcasts, all free. Listen online or download the iHeart App.

Connect

© 2025 iHeartMedia, Inc.