A well-rested morning in Lincoln City spawns what seems like a reasonable plan to salvage the cursed tour, but James's borrowed bike has other ideas entirely. But with tubleless tire disasters forcing yet another major pivot, will this newly condensed coastal adventure finally find its groove or continue spiraling into beautiful chaos?
The New Plan (Before It All Changed Again)
- Today: Lincoln City to South Beach State Park via Newport
- Tomorrow: South Beach to Yachats for hotel exploration
- Final day: Yachats to Honeyman State Park near Florence
- Split: James continues south, Tim buses north to Eugene for flight home
The Reality Check
James's tubeless rear tire completely fails outside Bike Newport, requiring conversion to tube setup. Tire damage deemed too severe for continued long-distance touring, prompting complete itinerary overhaul.
Key Highlights
- 5 AM Red Bull run - James's thoughtful breakfast procurement while Tim sleeps in
- Equipment curse continues - Second bike, same problems for James's borrowed setup
- Bike Newport saves the day - Last major bike shop on coast provides crucial tire conversion
- Strategic retreat activated - Both riders pivot to Eugene ending for maximum certainty
- Financial silver lining - Trip changes actually save money on cancelled Medford logistics
Route Details
- Lincoln City to Newport: ~25 miles through official bike route (hilly and exhausting)
- Extended stop at Bike Newport for mechanical crisis management
- Final 4 miles to South Beach State Park
- Tomorrow: Abbreviated plan toward Florence before Eugene bus
Mechanical Drama Timeline
- Morning discovery: Slow leak confirmed in James's tubeless rear tire
- Newport arrival: Tire immediately starts "spitting sealant"
- Shop diagnosis: Tire damage too severe for tubeless repair
- Solution: Convert to tube in rear, maintain tubeless front ("mullet setup")
- Reality check: Tube setup is temporary fix, not permanent solution
Cultural Observations
- Newport bike route: Scenic but punishing for loaded touring
- South Beach State Park: Tim's favorite coast campground (tied with Cape Lookout)
- Yachats mystique: Tim's long-desired exploration of this coast town finally abandoned
- Eugene adventure: First-time visit for longtime Portland resident Tim
Food & Beverage Strategy
- Breakfast: Red Bulls and bananas (James's 5 AM procurement mission)
- Newport: Extended hydration break during mechanical crisis
- Dinner: Beer One brewery (skipped lunch strategy)
- Evening: Junior Rangers fire ecology program spotted but not attended
The Ship of Theseus Situation
James notes he'll return a completely different bike to his friend after replacing virtually every component during the tour - a philosophical equipment conundrum.
Statistics
- Miles Biked: 25
- Original plan survival rate: 0%
- Hours spent at Bike Newport: 1.5
- Ounces of tubeless sealant sacrificed: 6
- Tubeless fails: yes
- Nontubeless flats: Zero
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