June 1, 2023 • 49 mins
Camden becomes a Star War again! This time the clones are attacking or are they? Yoda needs to update his shading algorithm and The Reverend tells a story about performing oral surgery on himself with a pocket knife.
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A host of Forest and Kyle Many. This is David Business, this is
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Mike Writer, this is even theCold Lamarking is Graham Parker the Fifth And
this is why you should never ever, never, never, never never.
How I got suckered in. I'mso embarrassed that I'm here. You're wasting
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and the Ramper. Hey, everybodywanted to show her two best buds interview
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people. They have no business talkingto you. My name is Lucas pingerd
I'm an actual pastor and here withme always is a man who can't decide
what the name of his favorite bandis. It's damn Whip gives him It's
Guns and Alter Queen, Guns andAlter Queen, the new band with frontman
Rue Paul. What's going on,Whip? Oh no? What how was
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your old trip that you had?Okay, So, for the first time
in twenty years, I went tothe dentist. How old are you?
Uh? Sixteen, That's what Ithought. I've not been in Camden's lifetime.
I've not been to the dentist.It has been three or four years
for me. So when is thelast time you went to the dentist couple
months ago. Good for you.Yeah, but here's the deal. Good
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for you, by the way,you still have By the way, who
is this? This is Camden?Who is this? This is Camdenendez who
is becoming a star war he is? And you still have parents that can
make you and pay for said dentistry, so that doesn't hold on. You
go to a pediatric dentist. That'sso weird. What kind of thing?
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What does what does the wallpaper looklike? We're the walls A lot of
anthropomorphic teeth. Yeah, you areso smart, by the way, I'm
constantly impressed with you. Teeth.Also insects, there's a lot of insects.
Did they have TV's on the ceiling? Yes, they do. I
love that. My dentist had TV'son the ceiling. I had a root
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canal, and there I had heardmy whole life run. Oh I'm sorry,
I'll pray for you. Yeah,right right, And I went and
had one what sort of like halfcatholic thing? Did your face it doesn't
matter, but but yeah, sothey numb me bout and then I was
signed across right over our schnods.Would you shut up and then I watched
Aunt May on the Wasp and thenthey were done, and I was like,
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that's it. But you did youget to choose your entertainment? Yeah,
it was Citrus numbing and movies.Here was the thing about cres numbing
and movies. It was literally Netflix, so so close, so believable.
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The thing about my dentist is themy dentist who I've I've just met for
the first time. Mindedness isn't likethis very sort of um wants to be
well to do suburb of Dallas,right, which is populated primarily by people
we referred to as the thirty thousanddollars millionaire, like the the guy that
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is so far in debt from hishouse and his Mercedes that you know he's
taken out loans to pay his monthlybills. That's okay for his high rise
apartment. Yeah right, So anywho, Uh, they don't give you
the option of what you want towatch on this screen. It's just HGTV.
Oh no, that's it. Yeah. So I was watching, uh,
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some dude that was working on somebody'svacation home and believe it or not,
that's still a Betterson whose vacation homehe was working on. They made
their their kids help out, andthat was the first real heart manual labor
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their kids ever did, was topaint doors. If you want to do
some hard manual labor, go tosummer camp this month, next month and
uh, Little Rock Arkansas, we'regonna be no, We're nope, taking
care of those are I'm glad noneof my d tells her. Right.
So what happened was I I've gotthis permanent retainer on my bottom tooths and
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it, uh, it builds upsome tartar as it does. Well,
I've got I'm let me fast forwardto shri let me fast forward to the
end of this, and let everybodyknow I've got no cavities needed, no
feelings for not going to the dentistfor twenty right, Like, everything in
my mouth looks great except for what'sbehind this retainer. Because you just can't
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clean it enough unless you've got theprofessional high powered You got to boil my
mouth and smoke with the drill,scrape some blades. Well, I decided
that that wasn't necessarily the case,Okay, So I went to the dollar
store and I bought one of thoselittle scrapers because I got tired of the
plaque, which had turned into tartarbehind dentists behind my teeth. Yeah,
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I was like our store, I'mgonna I'm gonna go. And so I
got the scraper. I tried thelittle Yeah for sure. So I tried
the little pick, right, anduh, and I'm doing this obviously like
at night when Kursten and the babyor asleep, because I don't want to
hear about it. She can't makeyou stop it, right, that's exactly
right. Um, So I getthe little like the there's the pick part
and then there's this part that's it'svery obviously designed to chip away at tartar
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or rocks. And so so Iused it and I got a little piece
of tartar off. I was likeokay. And then I'm like pushing my
teeth with one thumb to make surethat the hand that I'm using to like
scrape with doesn't accidentally move anither likejust shred my gums or knock out a
tooth. And I get another pieceof tartar off that was significant enough that
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it created sharp edges around that area, and I realized like how deep it
went. And then when I waskind of like tongue in the area to
try to like feel around. Iwas like, you know what, like
I have a whole collection. Iknow, this is like one solid like
this is gross, was one solidpiece of tartar. And I was like,
you know what, I'm just gonnabite the bullet and go to the
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dentist because this is a lot ofwork and I can't really see what I
decided. And I'm fairly certain didsister. I think I'm fairly certain once
every twenty years, I mean collegesmoledge then and the guy who did yeah,
okay, So first off, theguy who did my teeth, he
didn't go to college. He's ahygienist. He went to a trade school.
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Like he's got as much qualification asto clean my teeth as he does
to re weld the bar that you'rea hygienic of him. You're on notice
for so ut anyway, it's clean. So yeah. So he so he
looks at my my mouth and he'slike, wow, you know, pretty
good for not coming to the dentistfor twenty years. It's like, thank
you. You had to have toldhim that, lad. You already look
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at your records to go like,wow, we have nothing. Yeah,
no, I told him. Iwas. He was like, when's the
last time you came? But Iwas like, when I get you,
I gotten hit by a bus.So they would have had no idea,
no idea. The last time Iwent to the dentist is the check up
after I got my wisdom teeth takenout. When I was seventeen, I
got my wisdom teeth taken out,and then they wanted me to we'll see
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you guys later. So here's thething they made me do. It.
They sewed part of my my cheekinto the area, so like your cheek
has this little thing that connects likeright at the very very back of your
gums, right, they put alittle extra in there whenever they sewed the
stuff down for my wisdom teeth.And I was not very happy about it.
And so there's like this weird pocketum that I had for a while,
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and then I got tired of it, so I took a pocket knife.
I want credit for not saying something. I took a pocket knife and
I cut my cheek open and thenI packed it with salt so that it
wouldn't like grow back because I gottired of having to like suck everything out
of there, and since then,I haven't gone back to the dentist until
the other day. Whenever I chippedTartar offered vikings it was he wouldn't fix
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it. It was annoying, soI took care of it. So now
now I went back, um socrazy, And it's it's weird because like
now I can for the first timeand like I don't know, at least
a decade, I can feel thelike all of my teeth under the retain
like that are rude, yeah,jerks, the southern story, the southern
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hemisphere of my front bottom teeth,I can now feel with with my tongue,
which I've never been able to whatI'm sure I did at one point,
I've been able to do for awhile. And and there's also this
gap between my teeth and my retainer. You're talking a lot about teeth.
Yeah, I know, you broughtit up. So there's this gap between
my teeth and my retainer because Tartarhad built up between it and like pushed
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my bottom four teeth out like buildingBall's dorkfish dolphins. So so now yeah,
so now I'm I'm talking and everytime I talk, I'm like acutely
aware of where this retainer and myteeth are now. So now I've got
a blister on my tongue because Ikeep going. And I remember when I
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got braces off, I just couldn'tstop. Yeah, checking them out.
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but not with your kids and notat work because it is in sfw
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Alana and her husband to took picturesfor Mother's Day. But she's not a
mother as far as I'm aware.I mean, she's like a squirrel mom
because they they're always rescuing squirrels andcats off of bridges. And also I
think it was their anniversary. Ithink that's why they did it. Is
because it was their anniversary. Thendon't post it on Mother's Day. So
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maybe they shouldn't have their anniversary Mother'sDay. So just so, that was
an attempt of her husband. Sodo you think to get it all done
at once? Which I respect?But Mother's Day changes every year, that's
true, so it's not like heplan that that. I don't know.
Okay, I guess not so today. Well you're suggesting, though, is
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don't get married in May at all, justin your birthday falls your anniversaries.
I will call you out on tryingto put all of the dates together,
so as a husband, you don'thave to do much just in case your
wedding. Respect the game, butI am going to take a crap on
it. Yeah, just in caseyour wedding birthday falls on Mother's Day,
you're not allowed to get married inMay or else Daney will make a poodu
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on it. Speaking of pod whichnice, Thank you very much. Camden
becomes a star war This is episodetwo. Talk to us, Camden,
how do you feel about episode Howdo you feel about episode two? And
let's rate it. Let's get yourrating on one to ten on how much
you hate this movie? Is itequal to or greater than an against Tywalker's
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Hatred of Sand? He did?He went on about saying, he kept
going, I have a rating,yeah, go for I think we do
one out of ten because I likedthe trend that we've done so far.
Yeah, would do one out often Assassin worm pooping robots. Oh gosh,
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yeah that's what they said after Amidolla Yeah, Pad may yep.
So one of how many? Igive it? Like a seven? Okay,
so this is higher still an episodeone? Yeah? I liked this
more than episode wow. All right, so tell us what do we recap?
Kind of I kind of you ofdoing a quick summary? You want
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you want to do a quick summaryof episode one or of episode two.
I think Camden's going to give ushis quick summary of episode two. Cool.
If you're watching at home and youhaven't watched Star Wars episode two,
beware spoilers may be coming. Also, you've had enough freaking time to watch
this absolutely abomination of a film.I thought it was all right, there
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we go, that's what. Butobviously I thought it was better than a
phantom Menace. Okay, so talkto us. What are your positive takeaways
from episode two? Attached to theclones? Um Obi Wan's hair got better?
Okay, yes, market but thenAnakin's got worse. He got that
rat tail and ponytail combo. Yeah, he also had the Padawan, but
also his body and face got different. Yeah. He's like twenty now into
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being like how old is he?In this one he acts like a child,
so h well, he does thatuntil he gets all burned. Yeah,
spoiler alert, sizzle, sizzle.I already knew that. Yeah,
I know, I know I've seenthat scene, but you don't know it.
All right, pinch it off,let's go there. Anakin is also
super sassy in the beginning. Heis He's like, he's so doesn't want
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to listen he doesn't you know who? He acts a lot like child.
He acts a lot like Luke,like you, Luke No, like like
Luke Skywalker. You remember how whinyLuke was, like whiny and sassy and
one I don't want to Well,all my family's dead now, so I'll
go Yeah, what else am Igoing to do? Now that he found
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those crispy bodies by the door asbadly I want to go now? Yeah,
I bet you do? What elsehappened? Jar jarg up putting charge
for some reason, but it kepthim out of the movie, which was
nice. He wasn't he wasn't init for very much. Did you notice?
I believe it's in this movie thatthere's a when you first when you
see jar Jar that he stares intothe camera for a while. There's a
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moment that there's a moment that Itry to remember the line he delivers.
But it's really I think it's Ifound it funny that this could be complete
nonsense, but it's almost like it'salmost like he's he's not dead, panting
but staring down the audience of going, yeah, I'm in this movie,
and then they moved him on.Yeah, so he's he's nineteen. Anakin
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is in this movie. Sorry,Yeah, so this is a pretty big
jump. How old is he inthe first one? Eleven? Yeah,
he's nine and what's her name isfourteen? The Queens pad May is fourteen.
Yeah, so when this one westill need I think we still need
a summary. We still quick summary. We haven't We'll just go by point
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by point. Well, well,we haven't done any summaries in the other
We've just asked cam Dougs like we'veI think we've missed an opportunity. All
right, Well, if you're goingto summarize it, go for it.
Don't have it? Why do youknow? What? Why your your mission?
Since you don't get to choose toaccept it, but you will,
you will get it when when werecorded episode three, you can just go
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ahead and go to screen rant andfind their summary and have a chat.
GPT right it in a way thatit's not screen RANTI. Okay, there
you go, like that. Thereyou go, Dan's new mission. All
right? So, uh, youliked that Jarjar You don't know why he
was put in charge of something,but you liked that he wasn't as active
in the movie. Yeah, whatelse? What else? Likes? What
are your big enjoyments from episode twoto really love the dialogue between Anakin and
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at May. Oh. Yeah,Annakin's so freaking creepy. He's like and
he keeps saying like talk. Hesays it like four times in one scene,
and he just keeps saying it like. Yeah. That was one of
the things I said, was stopsaying, Milady a freaking creep. Yeah.
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Yeah, about half of my notesare just being angry at Yeah.
Let's let's quit talking about the thingsthat you like and go through a let's
see here. Um, we alreadytalked about how much he hates the sand.
Yeah, Anakin super sassy. Idon't know what that says. I'm
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not sure either. I said,bros a predator, he's younger, it
doesn't matter, he's a Jedi.He's using mind tracks and stop touching her
creep. That was that was right. I'm pretty sure that's right before their
first kids, Okay. And he'sjust like caressing her shoulders so she didn't
have a very exposed shoulder that thatdressed didn't look pretty on her. I
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want to I want to know.I want to know something from the perspective
of a person who's just watched itright, stop touching her creep? Is
how how you just phrased it?Did you think that dress was pretty?
Hoppen? Does this? Does thisfeel a little bit like Stockholm syndrome to
you? That? Like she's probablydoes smart? Yeah, you know what
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Stockholm syndrome is? I think,so, okay, what do you think
it is? Um, it's agood start. Yeah, I'm not sure
how to describe it, like,I know, I've heard of it.
So it's it's when somebody gets kidnappedand then they fall in love with their
captain. I was gonna say thattoo, but I was thinking that was
something else. Boy, you aretaken after Uncle Dan Dan here was like,
oh yeah, that took it rightout of my mouth. I was
gonna say that, but I questionedmyself. But it kind of feels it
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kind of feels that way of likeat the beginning she is not enjoying hit
his advances at all, and nearthe end but then she's just like,
I love you. Like that soundedjust like jarge, wow, Wow,
you're your princess. Amidala's spot onright. Yeah, it does feel like
that used to make a good impressionistshe had she had correct instincts with stay
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away. Yeah, you've sworn anoath, yep, I have responsibilities.
This is a bad idea. You'rea creepy and this dress looks really good
on me. I don't know thatshe fell into that last category as much.
I think I think she knew,and she's like, I can get
it. I can get a kingof a planet, I can get a
governor. Yeah, I can getthe chancellor. Yeah. Well she's twenty
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four at this point, so sheshould probably stay away from the chancellor because
he's not he's talking part and dust. But he's the previous one, the
previous Yeah, yeah, chancellor valor. Yeah, you still hold So she
can do better or she'll die fromI mean, she's wearing that dress,
so she she seems like through thiswhole thing, it seems more like a
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coerced romance than it does like themactually falling in love chemistry. That's why.
So I've never been able to figureout is that because of the very
wooden dialogue or is it because therewas very little that they were given in
way of direction. Because George Lucasis famous for giving two critiques as a
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director. Do you know they areDan lots of cutaways. No, faster
and more intense, right, Like, that's that famously when you talk to
which is great when screen, well, right, but when when you're talking
to like Han Solo and Leia andthey're having a moment and they're like,
George, what you want us todo? Carrie Fisher was like he literally
looked at us and said faster andmore intense. Like what am I supposed
to do with that? Yeah?So like brilliant creative. I don't remember
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the line, but Anakin says somethingabout love and he's being very whiny about
it, and I immediately think ofHan Solo in the I Love You.
I know, Yeah, that wasa way better line. Now, George
Lucas famously did not write that line. You talked about that? No,
no, no, we didn't know. Harrison Ford came up with that.
So George Lucas wrote I Love youtoo, and Harrison Ford says, no,
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that's not what he'd say. It'snot that kind of movie. Kids.
He refused to do it. Hechange it. But yeah, which
is relliant that we're talking about.No, So the dialogue is very wooden.
It's it's really it's at it feelsso much like coercion, not like
romance. Yeah, and I willsay, like, this is one of
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the things that I know, we'vewe've talked around this a lot, like
how we want to do Camden becomesa star war in this whole series,
is in the Clone Wars, theseries, and in the extended universe.
In the books, you finally getthis idea that like these two pad May
and Anakin actually did love each other, that there's a legit relationship here,
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that it's more than just like hehas this weird creep. Yeah, he's
a school boy, he's you know, doing this and she's like, oh,
let's get married because he like rubbedher shoulder the right way, and
you know that that does something toNaboo princesses where now all of a sudden
they're like and she's you know,fallen all over him. It's it's so
so I would have been Yeah.So first off, if I were her
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and I'm not, I would beway more interested in Daddy Kenobi. Um
so so first off, uh,Kenobi at this time is already smitten with
somebody else I know, But I'msaying I wouldn't be interested in this pup
that uh I was he was alittle kid when I saved him. Yeah,
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but there's they have a pre existingrelationship where he's a child, but
they don't she doesn't see him again? Is way better? Like, isn't
this the first time? And I'mhandsome, I don't remember enough about this
with Jedi Master that isn't this thefirst time that they see each other?
Like right, so she hasn't seenhim in like, she hasn't seen him
in like ten years and he wentaway as a as a chubby little certainly
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I'm gonna podrace kid and he comesback as Christie, you've grown up or
you know something like that. Yeah, yeah, I know. But that's
a creepy line. Yeah yeah,it is, especially in context. So
again this is backing at my pointthat I just I don't buy it.
I think if anything, she wouldgo, wow, he's a Obi wan
Kenobe, he can sing, hehas better hair, now, yeah that's
what I would think. Yeah,yeah, probably, But Obi wan Kenobi
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is more interested in Duchess Settine ofthe Mandalorians than he has heard about that
too, Yeah, which is ait's scandalous. I also think that that's
something that Dave Fione wrote in whichkind of gives a reason for uh Obi
Wan to sort of turn a blindeye to this is because he like remembers
that he had I had a dalliance. You know what? There is a
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deleted scene that has come out fromum and it it's sort of I don't
know where it fits in the timelineof it's episode two or episode three,
but essentially the like obi one,you know what, it's it's two scenes,
one from two and one from threewhere Obi Wan reveals that he knows
that Anakin and Padme got married andthat like he has turned a blind eye
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to it four forever. So theone in episode two is just like a
few lines and then there's one inepisode three that's much deeper. Those got
deleted in the dialogue for both ofthose scenes is beautiful, and what stays
in is how much Anakin that hatessand because it gets everywhere and it's so
coarse and irritating. So so he'sa creature. Yeah, what's next to
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did you say much like it's corcand it irritating like Anakin? Yeah?
Nicely done, well played, Gamden, very well played. Yeah, So
so what what what else? What? What other creepy Anarkin things? Do
you have or do you have something? I got a friend who named their
kid Anakin. He doesn't seem likea bad omen. You keep looking at
your notes. We're riffing. Thisis vamping so that you can find some
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stuff. Would you let us riff? Yeah? Well sits over there in
his red hood hat. Yeah,speaking of Michael Uslan maybe coming on the
show. Here here pretty soon,executive producer of all of the Batman films,
freaking awesome. Day yep? Okay, So what do you what do
you got? Um? What elseyou got? As we famously said a
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million times on our Star Wars episodes, saying that, yeah, I like
it? What's next in your bookof thoughts? Nah? Give us something
else from your Legos book? Likethat. I do love your book.
Dude, What did you get thatbook? I don't know. I think
I think I got it for Christmas? Yeah, his grandma bought it for
him. Grandma from the Disney SpringsGrandma door not like guns n' roses.
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She does not like my parents usmaking fun of college. Nope, she
does like Lego books, and shedoesn't like how much I talk to like
normal college. She doesn't like howmuch I talk on our episodes. Probably
doesn't like TikTok either. She threwsome serious shade at me. It was
so it was so funny, allright, So what what else? You
go? What's next? What?What quentions do you have about Star Wars
episode two? So whenever um ObiWan is in like the diner and he's
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talking to like he's talking to Das. Yeah that guy. He says to
Anakin to pull out his pocketbooks?Didice have pocketbooks? Great? I guess
yeah, I guess. So likethat implies that pocketbooks exist, and I
mean a lot of things that exist, Yeah, right, exists. Is
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they're like they're books. Is they'relike an overall currency throughout all of the
universe. So credits, no,there's not. There is throughout all of
the Republic. Is that there's Republiccredits, but those don't do you very
much good on the outer rim Umand then after yeah, like it changes
kind of throughout, but yes,there are there are different kinds of currency,
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Like the mont Calamari have their owncurrency, which is what den Jarn
gets paid in in the first episodeof The Mandalorian and they look kind of
like, I don't know, likeweird scallops strange. What did you think
about the assassination attempt on Padme whereJingo Fete and I forget the person's name,
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but the shape Shifter send some slugsinto her room, two very deadly
assassins. I don't get how ittook Anakin and Obi Wan so long to
react, Like they're just like arguingand then all of a sudden they're both
like whoa, you know, ButI don't know that. I think the
disturbance in the force, and thisis me just like i'd be irresponsibly speculating.
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I think the disturbance in the forcewas not bigger than the disturbance that
was caused by their disagreement, andthat it wasn't until like the force alerted
them that death was on the line. I just think a worm pooping robot
is such a weird you know,it cut a hole into the huh you
know, and pooped the worms in. Why couldn't it just just just shot
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her? That's true, And Iknow there's suspension of disbelief. You just
go with this fantasy that there's theseworms that they really want to go kill
the princess, But come well,it's I think it's sort of the same.
It's like, okay, so youcould go into a room and kill
somebody with a spear, right ifyou're looking at because this is supposed to
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be this kind of uh samurai asquetype story, right, yeah. Right,
So there's a lot of cool scenesin Sarah movies where you have a
string and you drip poison from thescene, right, or or you throw
an asp in the room, likea poisonous snake, right, and they
would throw Yeah, I mean that'sthat's one of the like the primary yeah,
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the primary ways that that people eitherby asp, yeah, that they
would they would put a poisonous snakein the room or in the bed with
somebody and the snake would buy him. And so that there wasn't this like
direct connection to assassination or that itwas a little bit more veiled. Caesar
was stabbed in the backs by alot of people, m even brutus,
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even you brutus. Yep. Okay, So do your your thoughts on the
assassination attempt where you don't know whyit took Obi Wan and Anarkin so long
to figure out that it was happening. Yeah, so what insta that what
alerted R two D two to wakeup. Did he just like feel a
disturbance in the force and then hejust like shined to Lighten? Was like,
guess I think Little Arthur just knowsthat everything. I think we call
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him that from no right, Yeah, I think I think Little Arthur is
he's really the hero of the story. And I think that if any if
anyone were to look at this entireStar Wars saga and say, okay,
which character is George Lucas, it'sLittle Arthur. Yeah, because he's he's
the kind of necessary hero and allof it. Like he's he's kind of
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R two points and if he wasn'tthere, things would fall apart. Yeah.
Without R two D two, youdon't have this series, Like they
never make it off the Death Star. He's the cornerstone upon George Lucas built
the Federation, the Trade Federation keepstheir blockade on Naboo. Anakin dies in
space, and the stories over thenthe Empire. But I'm but I'm I'm
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been in power for longer and everythingwould have been better. Yeah, yeah,
and you probably filthy rebels wouldn't havestarted. You just get you just
get Dooku and Uh and Palpatine andthen that's it. Yeah. So so
next we've got the planet of Camino, the ocean planet. You might still
actually have Qui gone. Yeah,everything's better, Yeah, boy, everything
is better. Wow, Archie Didosucks. Okay, So Obi Wan is
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sent to investigate Camino, right andyes, and we see the introduction of
the clones go ahead before this andthe Cama noans. Why do the little
kids have lightsabers, which is likethe most dangerous weapon of Oh, because
you got to learn how to dolike, I'm with you, I'm with
you. What happens? What happenswhen you give kids finger paint? Exactly?
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It gets everywhere, right, there'sno control. Let's give him a
weapon that can slice through anything.Sure, but like how many Jedi kids
do you have? Right? Andand then you have Jedi that are training
the Jedi kids. Like if onekid starts getting out of hand with the
lightsaber, Master Yoda just picks himup and puts him over in the corner
his lightsaber away, and the restof the class goes. You know,
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probably a similar comparison would be likein Texas, we were training with guns,
right right, Yeah, Like Igave my son a he's got a
baby gun in millimeter was a twentytwenty county count twenty count twenty two,
twenty two. Yeah, um,when he was I don't know five,
but I was with him on therange. Yeah I didn't. It wasn't
(31:22):
a gift I gave him, butwe were on the range. I showed
him how it works. And youknow that's what they're doing, is they're
training the kids. Yeah. Imean I think we were single digits whenever
we got our first baby guns andpellet guns and stuff. Right, So,
so probably a little different than Iwant to go back to this idea
of the Yoda punishment for just asecond. Did your parents ever like put
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you in the corner whenever you weregrowing up, Yeah, like tell you
to put your nose in the corner. Okay, So my grandmother when when
we would put our nose in thecorner and we were like so that was
like timeouts, go put your nosein the corner. If we were were
jacking around and like not league keepingour nose in the corner, or if
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we had funny thoughts and laughed quietlyto ourselves, she would take cans of
green beans and we would have tostand on top of the cans of green
beans. So one or two thingswould happen. Yeah, Either your feet
would just get like in terrible painfrom standing on the green beans, or
you would stand on your tiptoes.And if you look at the the young
men in my family, we allhave phenomenal calves and I like directly correlated
(32:30):
with races. Yeah, we werejust standing on our tiptoes in the corner
like for days at a time forgetting in trouble for stuff because she was
not going to spend as my momwas not letting somebody else do that.
So yeah, yeah, so wejust stood on cans. Your mom was
protective about punishment, oh dude,Yeah, like her and dad could could
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punish us, but other people.No, you didn't touch her kids like
you could. We could stand inthe corner on soup cans, but as
creative and it's not a physical violence. No, it's uncomfortable, yeah,
but all right, but it didgive give us all great calves. These
are these are award winning their championcalves. Discipline and excellent calves. Yeah
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for sure, So Camino the twothings that everybody's looking for. What do
you think about the clone army?I thought it was pretty cool, So
your answer can't be that from now, So what do you think about this?
Pretty pretty cool? I mean itwas Yeah, you have to say
busting or not busting. Yeah,I thought it was pretty busting. It
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was pretty busting. All agree,So elaborate please, And and we see
the introduction of Bubba, which isDjango's clone that was unaltered. I was
that's one of my questions. Sothat is see it is young Boba.
Okay, that's what I thought,but I wouldn't sure, right, am
I correcting that. You gave mea crazy look about the unaltered like you
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know, yeah, he doesn't havehe doesn't have the chip and stuff.
Yeah, that's correct. And healso didn't go through the training. Well
and he doesn't he from my understanding, he does go through some training,
but he doesn't have the accelerated growththat the other clones have. Yes,
right, so there are five timesfaster. Yeah. Yeah, so by
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the time they're five years old,they're twenty five, they're in the bodies
of twenty five year olds. They'realready at war. Um, but their
brains develop at the same rate thattheir their bodies do. So, but
does that also mean that they havemuch less time to like be good fighters
because I mean, oh yeah,but the Clone Army is made. That
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is the Republic's answer to the DroidArmy, which is a army that is
manufactured as like battle fodder. Sothe Clone lives and this is one of
the big things that happens in theClone Wars. They are Yeah, this
is why the Clones are not terribleshots the Stormtroopers. But Stormtroopers aren't clones.
(35:05):
Okay, whatever, Yeah, theydo away with all that. That's
how you're trying to tie it in. All the Clones are pretty good shots
because like, yeah, they are. Whenever Yoda comes in on the ship,
all right, finally, why whydon't you just leave the show?
This? Dang it? I brokeit was so close. Yeah, So
the Clones are are interesting. Youdo meet you do meet Boba Fett.
But what is your what's your thoughtson the Clone Army other than it's pretty
(35:27):
busting. What made them choose thatguy? Jango Django? Yes, athleticism,
lethality, intelligence, so he's justoverall good. Yeah, he had
the skill set that they were lookingfor. They were like, you want
like a ton more of yourself.He's like, yeah, we're are the
ladies. Yeah, so we're gonnawe're gonna take your blood and you just
(35:51):
make more. So he's being hiredI say this, he's being hired by
a shadow organization that's working with thanthe Republic to do this. So this
was something that that Palpatine started todo without the knowledge of the rest of
the Republic, was to create thisparticular clone army. And he's just hired
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to donate blood in order to becloned in exchange for for all the rest
is for the bounty hunter is justanother another gig for Django. What do
you think about Count Dooku. Thisis also the introduction to a one Christopher
Lee. Yeah, at least inthis series. You've you've seen Christopher Lee
before? Another stuff? Right?Probably? Yeah? How do you do
(36:35):
you not know whether you've seen ChristopherLee before? Oh my god? Do
you know about Christopher Lee? Yea, does you know about Christopher Lee?
Maybe? What else is he?First of all, Okay, Christopher Lee
is busting. He's very busted.Ye. He h got permission. I'm
gonna I think it's the King ofPortugal to marry his niece, which would
(37:00):
have been he could have been anaccount. I guess he didn't, but
also his cousin, chrispher Lee's cousinArthur Fleming, I get the right,
big Arthur huh, Ian Fleming,Ian Fleming, Yeah, Ian Fleming,
I knew that felt wrong. IanFleming, who wrote James Bond, based
James Bond off of Christopher Lee.Christipher Lee's yes, that's pretty cool because
(37:25):
he was in the Secret Service orthe m I six or in the war.
He was a spy against the Germans. So he based this character off
of his cousin, Christopher Lee.He was also a villain in James Bond
movie. Che Saramon in Lord ofthe Rings, who corrected the director on
(37:47):
he gets he gets stabbed in theback. I'll just so, I'll throw
that spoiler out I get stabbed inthe back, And the director says,
no, that's not you know,I want you to go ah, you
know, I want you to makea loud chi and he said, that's
not that's not how it sounds whensomeone gets stabbed in the back. Yeah,
you'all talked about this. This isCount Duku. Yeah, that's the
guy that plays Count Dukas and herides a little moped. He's the most
(38:09):
interesting man in the world, andhe rides a little does a little moped?
Hey, real quick, are youa Lord of the Rings? No?
Okay, good yep, Like,don't you're not in the sense that
like you haven't watched them or you'renot seeing a single one. Okay,
don't don't watch I know like nothingabout that. That's perfect for Star Wars.
I know I knew some things aboutStar Wars before I started watching.
(38:29):
I know absolutely nothing about Lord.The Lord of the Rings is also busting,
just like just like the Star Wars. Well you will find out.
Yeah, okay, so Count Duku, what are your thoughts on on the
Dukes? Well, he's pretty cool. Um, he rides a little moped.
That was the most notable thing Iremember about him. Yes, Um,
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his lightsaber is weird. Whose mopedis cooler? His? Or Darth
Maul? Darth Maul? Was hisa moped? Was his a speeder bike?
Look? Also, would you saythat Count Dooku rides a moped?
I'm sure I remember this, butright now all I see him on is
a c foam of Vespa. Yeah, I don't remember this. Yeah,
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so what are the lightsaber? That'sa good question. It's curb curb handle.
I noticed, Like I didn't noticethat immediately, but while he's fighting
Yoda, I was like, what'sthe what's the he does? He has
a very unique um dueling lightsaber,and he has known sort of across all
(39:39):
Force users, both Sith and Jedias like one of the greatest duellists of
all time. And he had tolike play dirty just to get away from
Yoda. Yes, so so Yodathink about Yoda. Yeah, Yoda was
clause. He could do some damagewith those things. Oh he has clause.
(40:00):
I thought you said he is clauseand I thought this was going to
replace busting laws. Yeah, he'sgot these green claws. So what did
you think about the lightsaber? Firstoff, in this one, he's CGI,
So I don't think he looked Ididn't think he looked too bad throughout
most of the movie, but afterthe climax and like after he fights,
he looks significantly worse. Yeah,like the CGI, they just like gave
(40:23):
up after or they like their budgeton the fight or something and they were
just like, well we still needhim. But like just shading, the
shading. That's the biggest thing Inoticed, was the shading was completely off,
like you couldn't tell where the lightwas coming from. Oh yeah,
whenever after he's done fighting. Andalso his color is off anyway. Sorry,
well, there there are some theoriesas to why the colors are off.
(40:45):
So Doku was Yoda's apprentice, mokay and then Dooku. If you
watch the Tails of the Jedi series, Douku and Mace wind go on a
mission together and they're both up fora spot on the Council and because of
the way Count Duku handles things onhis mission with mace Windy, Mace gets
(41:07):
selected for the position and not Doukubecause Duku's going like way too rogue.
But that's like how highly thought ofhe was. And now this begins,
I say it begins. This ispart of his sort of I guess romance
with the Dark Side, where hemoves into becoming the apprentice of Palpatine.
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So Yoda has a really interesting connectionthere because it's it's master versus apprentice.
It's master versus apprentice there in thatbattle. So one of the things that
has been thrown around is that maybesome of the coloring, not necessarily with
the light, but maybe some ofthe coloring is intentional because Yoda is exhausted.
(41:54):
He's eight hundred and something years old. He should not be flipping around,
right, he shouldn't be flipping aroundand fighting. But also as they
shouldn't have made him flip around,because now that's not why he's He's fighting
his apprentice, right and one ofthe best duellists in the galaxies, having
to save people's lives. Anakin's hurt, Obi Wan's like incredibly injured, and
(42:15):
Yoda is finally realizing that like,no, the Sith are legit, and
they're being led by in his mind, they're being led by somebody that he
trains, and he knows how powerfulDooku is, so that there's there's some
of those things that are there together, and that like maybe part of the
coloring, and Yoda is that therealization of all of this, and he
(42:36):
is like, we do sometimes losein a little bit of that the blood
to his little Yoda noggin, canyou can pick your choices, but not
your consequences, and in this inthis case, yeah, yeah, he
realizes the consequence to training and continuingthe force and building a building a team,
building an academy. So yes,Count Dooku Yep, still alive.
(43:01):
Duke's kind of a jerk. Hegets in his little shoots space, Bubble
shoots laser beams, Bubble has theforced lightning and Yoda reciprocate. Question is
is this is attack of the Clones? Right? Who do the Clones attack
to battle Droid's do they? Yeah? They do not really Yeah, yeahs
(43:21):
they wrote down kind of you kindof attack somebody. It kind of just
comes save people. Attack of theClones to me implies that like they're going
on a offensive. They're not.Nothing really happens. They go save some
their friends from the Republic. Yeah. But the scene where they come in
to like the they didn't the attackof the Separatists, well that this separatists
(43:47):
captured people that had infiltrated them byattacking them. No, they they captured
people that didn't do a great jobof bank very sneaky like I'm just scatter
shooting. They needed on to Turofrom mister Deeds if they were going to
be running around there trying to bevery very sneaky, and he didn't have
it. So the Clones do goon the offensive here. Yeah, Yeah,
(44:10):
that's all the little monster was tryingto do. The padmes just touch
your feet. So, yes,the clones do go on the offensive.
What did you think about the whatdo you think about the demise of Django
Fat broke out his head chopped off? And also Mace Windu did it like
so effortlessly. Do you want totalk about Mace Window's lightsaber or shall I
(44:31):
you go for it? Okay?Cool on, Yeah, tell us why
it's purple? Tell us why?Because Samuel Jackson asked why why did he
want a purple one? Because itlooks cool? Because there wasn't one,
Yeah, there wasn't one. Hewanted a purple one. They were explaining
the scene. Do you know thiswhole story is there? They're explaining the
(44:52):
scene to him, and George Lucasis like, yeah, then this person,
this person and all of these allthese people are going to be around
there and that and how they yeah, how they got How am I going
to know which one I am?And George Lucas is like I don't know?
Uh and he then they go solike this is the initial conversation.
(45:13):
Then they go to pick their lightsabercolors and that's when sam Jackson's like,
count of purple one. It's like, yeah, and he and so he
says, you know, all Idid was ask, but the point of
him asking was and he was like, because I don't gonna be sitting around
with my friends and be like no, I'm in there and be like,
nah, I'm not do with apurple lightsaber. You know. He wants
to make sure that people knew exactlywhere he was. Yeah. Smart move
(45:34):
on on Sam Jackson's part. Sowe end with them saving uh, their
their friends yep, the Separatists retreating, Count Duku escaping Yep. Duku has
been revealed. He escapes to Corressantand I'm terming what the Emperor is doing?
They talk, Yeah, they weresuper we they talk about their super
(45:55):
weapon, which sets up the nextmovie. So what thoughts do you have
for the next one? What doyou think is gonna happen? We always
go with this, Yeah, uh, I have I have a sneaking suspicion
that Anakin is going to turn intoDarth Vader. Who nice? What storylines
are you looks? Yeah? Um, I've been told that Darth Maul comes
(46:22):
back. Um, I'm not sureif he comes back in this one,
but I'm assuming he would. Okay, Um and Count Dooku is probably also
going to be back. So Idon't know who like the big bad well
I guess Palpatine would be the bigbig bad guy. Everyone else that's just
kind of under him. Um yeah, we see, uh Palpatine and control
(46:45):
of the Senate. So it's beginningright. Um. Anakin gets his robot
arm, which is all gets hisarm chopped off. The skyworkers have a
thing with that. They do,yeah, yeah, they do is very
significant and return of the Jedi.The Luke kind of realizes he's turning into
his father Yarp. Hey, therewe go. I've had an apostrophe me.
(47:15):
Are you a hook? I've seenit? Yeah, okay, Well
would you would you say say thatit's bussing or what's a good bust?
What's a good negative cap? Butthat's is it capp or bussing? Is
it capp or bussing? A differentthing? So you've you've got that.
(47:36):
Um. You're looking forward to seeingwhat happens with Darth Maul, whether or
not he comes back in this one. You want to see Anakin's transformation as
as he becomes this crazy idea thatit's going to happen. Yeah, we'll
see yeah, yeah, I'm not. I'm still not fully convinced, but
there's just like that one little voicein the back of my mind that's like,
(47:58):
what if it does happen, youknow, m yes, what if
it does? Padme goes on tocatch a predator after she marries her her
little little friend. Yeah, yeah, What do you think the super weapon
is that they're working on? Becausethey talk about the super weapon? What
do you think the super weapon isthat the Republic is working on in secret?
(48:22):
Or I guess that the Trade orthe separatists are working on in secret.
I don't know, because you do. You get a glimpse of what
it is from Poggle the Lesser andthe next movie. Oh yeah, you
know Poggle. Yeah yeah, Poggle. Yeah, we're down the street.
(48:42):
He got him, got swings,it's falling down yep. Well, any
any final words, any parting thoughts. Um, let's see stop touching her
creep. That's the It's in allcaps. Yeah, there are several things
in all caps also, jar,jars and charges in all caps. Do
you think does you think that she'spretty in that dress? Why are you
(49:07):
pushing this so much? Because herhair was great? It like like fell
down. I don't remember why hehad changes it smiled down. She had
a real big, pretty smile,pretty dressed she was. She was playing.
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your old trip that you had?Okay, So, for the first time
in twenty years, I went tothe dentist. How old are you?
Uh? Sixteen, That's what Ithought. I've not been in Camden's lifetime.
I've not been to the dentist.It has been three or four years
for me. So when is thelast time you went to the dentist couple
months ago. Good for you.Yeah, but here's the deal. Good
(01:12):
for you, by the way,you still have By the way, who
is this? This is Camden?Who is this? This is Camdenendez who
is becoming a star war he is? And you still have parents that can
make you and pay for said dentistry, so that doesn't hold on. You
go to a pediatric dentist. That'sso weird. What kind of thing?
(01:33):
What does what does the wallpaper looklike? We're the walls A lot of
anthropomorphic teeth. Yeah, you areso smart, by the way, I'm
constantly impressed with you. Teeth.Also insects, there's a lot of insects.
Did they have TV's on the ceiling? Yes, they do. I
love that. My dentist had TV'son the ceiling. I had a root
(01:56):
canal, and there I had heardmy whole life run. Oh I'm sorry,
I'll pray for you. Yeah,right right, And I went and
had one what sort of like halfcatholic thing? Did your face it doesn't
matter, but but yeah, sothey numb me bout and then I was
signed across right over our schnods.Would you shut up and then I watched
Aunt May on the Wasp and thenthey were done, and I was like,
(02:17):
that's it. But you did youget to choose your entertainment? Yeah,
it was Citrus numbing and movies.Here was the thing about cres numbing
and movies. It was literally Netflix, so so close, so believable.
(02:38):
The thing about my dentist is themy dentist who I've I've just met for
the first time. Mindedness isn't likethis very sort of um wants to be
well to do suburb of Dallas,right, which is populated primarily by people
we referred to as the thirty thousanddollars millionaire, like the the guy that
(03:01):
is so far in debt from hishouse and his Mercedes that you know he's
taken out loans to pay his monthlybills. That's okay for his high rise
apartment. Yeah right, So anywho, Uh, they don't give you
the option of what you want towatch on this screen. It's just HGTV.
Oh no, that's it. Yeah. So I was watching, uh,
(03:23):
some dude that was working on somebody'svacation home and believe it or not,
that's still a Betterson whose vacation homehe was working on. They made
their their kids help out, andthat was the first real heart manual labor
(03:43):
their kids ever did, was topaint doors. If you want to do
some hard manual labor, go tosummer camp this month, next month and
uh, Little Rock Arkansas, we'regonna be no, We're nope, taking
care of those are I'm glad noneof my d tells her. Right.
So what happened was I I've gotthis permanent retainer on my bottom tooths and
(04:10):
it, uh, it builds upsome tartar as it does. Well,
I've got I'm let me fast forwardto shri let me fast forward to the
end of this, and let everybodyknow I've got no cavities needed, no
feelings for not going to the dentistfor twenty right, Like, everything in
my mouth looks great except for what'sbehind this retainer. Because you just can't
(04:32):
clean it enough unless you've got theprofessional high powered You got to boil my
mouth and smoke with the drill,scrape some blades. Well, I decided
that that wasn't necessarily the case,Okay, So I went to the dollar
store and I bought one of thoselittle scrapers because I got tired of the
plaque, which had turned into tartarbehind dentists behind my teeth. Yeah,
(04:56):
I was like our store, I'mgonna I'm gonna go. And so I
got the scraper. I tried thelittle Yeah for sure. So I tried
the little pick, right, anduh, and I'm doing this obviously like
at night when Kursten and the babyor asleep, because I don't want to
hear about it. She can't makeyou stop it, right, that's exactly
right. Um, So I getthe little like the there's the pick part
and then there's this part that's it'svery obviously designed to chip away at tartar
(05:25):
or rocks. And so so Iused it and I got a little piece
of tartar off. I was likeokay. And then I'm like pushing my
teeth with one thumb to make surethat the hand that I'm using to like
scrape with doesn't accidentally move anither likejust shred my gums or knock out a
tooth. And I get another pieceof tartar off that was significant enough that
(05:47):
it created sharp edges around that area, and I realized like how deep it
went. And then when I waskind of like tongue in the area to
try to like feel around. Iwas like, you know what, like
I have a whole collection. Iknow, this is like one solid like
this is gross, was one solidpiece of tartar. And I was like,
you know what, I'm just gonnabite the bullet and go to the
(06:09):
dentist because this is a lot ofwork and I can't really see what I
decided. And I'm fairly certain didsister. I think I'm fairly certain once
every twenty years, I mean collegesmoledge then and the guy who did yeah,
okay, So first off, theguy who did my teeth, he
didn't go to college. He's ahygienist. He went to a trade school.
(06:30):
Like he's got as much qualification asto clean my teeth as he does
to re weld the bar that you'rea hygienic of him. You're on notice
for so ut anyway, it's clean. So yeah. So he so he
looks at my my mouth and he'slike, wow, you know, pretty
good for not coming to the dentistfor twenty years. It's like, thank
you. You had to have toldhim that, lad. You already look
(06:53):
at your records to go like,wow, we have nothing. Yeah,
no, I told him. Iwas. He was like, when's the
last time you came? But Iwas like, when I get you,
I gotten hit by a bus.So they would have had no idea,
no idea. The last time Iwent to the dentist is the check up
after I got my wisdom teeth takenout. When I was seventeen, I
got my wisdom teeth taken out,and then they wanted me to we'll see
(07:15):
you guys later. So here's thething they made me do. It.
They sewed part of my my cheekinto the area, so like your cheek
has this little thing that connects likeright at the very very back of your
gums, right, they put alittle extra in there whenever they sewed the
stuff down for my wisdom teeth.And I was not very happy about it.
And so there's like this weird pocketum that I had for a while,
(07:40):
and then I got tired of it, so I took a pocket knife.
I want credit for not saying something. I took a pocket knife and
I cut my cheek open and thenI packed it with salt so that it
wouldn't like grow back because I gottired of having to like suck everything out
of there, and since then,I haven't gone back to the dentist until
the other day. Whenever I chippedTartar offered vikings it was he wouldn't fix
(08:07):
it. It was annoying, soI took care of it. So now
now I went back, um socrazy, And it's it's weird because like
now I can for the first timeand like I don't know, at least
a decade, I can feel thelike all of my teeth under the retain
like that are rude, yeah,jerks, the southern story, the southern
(08:28):
hemisphere of my front bottom teeth,I can now feel with with my tongue,
which I've never been able to whatI'm sure I did at one point,
I've been able to do for awhile. And and there's also this
gap between my teeth and my retainer. You're talking a lot about teeth.
Yeah, I know, you broughtit up. So there's this gap between
my teeth and my retainer because Tartarhad built up between it and like pushed
(08:50):
my bottom four teeth out like buildingBall's dorkfish dolphins. So so now yeah,
so now I'm I'm talking and everytime I talk, I'm like acutely
aware of where this retainer and myteeth are now. So now I've got
a blister on my tongue because Ikeep going. And I remember when I
(09:11):
got braces off, I just couldn'tstop. Yeah, checking them out.
We should intentionally you talk about ourdear friends Ricky Pope and his friend Yeah,
Ricky Pope and Mike Schilling, whoare part of the Speaking Nerdy podcast
and members of Christian Nerd HQ.Here's a quick word from those guys.
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(09:33):
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back like Alana from Tea Time CrimesI know. Yeah, they seem so
great. They are. They're wonderful. You should go check their show out,
but not with your kids and notat work because it is in sfw
(10:20):
Alana and her husband to took picturesfor Mother's Day. But she's not a
mother as far as I'm aware.I mean, she's like a squirrel mom
because they they're always rescuing squirrels andcats off of bridges. And also I
think it was their anniversary. Ithink that's why they did it. Is
because it was their anniversary. Thendon't post it on Mother's Day. So
(10:43):
maybe they shouldn't have their anniversary Mother'sDay. So just so, that was
an attempt of her husband. Sodo you think to get it all done
at once? Which I respect?But Mother's Day changes every year, that's
true, so it's not like heplan that that. I don't know.
Okay, I guess not so today. Well you're suggesting, though, is
(11:05):
don't get married in May at all, justin your birthday falls your anniversaries.
I will call you out on tryingto put all of the dates together,
so as a husband, you don'thave to do much just in case your
wedding. Respect the game, butI am going to take a crap on
it. Yeah, just in caseyour wedding birthday falls on Mother's Day,
you're not allowed to get married inMay or else Daney will make a poodu
(11:28):
on it. Speaking of pod whichnice, Thank you very much. Camden
becomes a star war This is episodetwo. Talk to us, Camden,
how do you feel about episode Howdo you feel about episode two? And
let's rate it. Let's get yourrating on one to ten on how much
you hate this movie? Is itequal to or greater than an against Tywalker's
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Hatred of Sand? He did?He went on about saying, he kept
going, I have a rating,yeah, go for I think we do
one out of ten because I likedthe trend that we've done so far.
Yeah, would do one out often Assassin worm pooping robots. Oh gosh,
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yeah that's what they said after Amidolla Yeah, Pad may yep.
So one of how many? Igive it? Like a seven? Okay,
so this is higher still an episodeone? Yeah? I liked this
more than episode wow. All right, so tell us what do we recap?
Kind of I kind of you ofdoing a quick summary? You want
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you want to do a quick summaryof episode one or of episode two.
I think Camden's going to give ushis quick summary of episode two. Cool.
If you're watching at home and youhaven't watched Star Wars episode two,
beware spoilers may be coming. Also, you've had enough freaking time to watch
this absolutely abomination of a film.I thought it was all right, there
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we go, that's what. Butobviously I thought it was better than a
phantom Menace. Okay, so talkto us. What are your positive takeaways
from episode two? Attached to theclones? Um Obi Wan's hair got better?
Okay, yes, market but thenAnakin's got worse. He got that
rat tail and ponytail combo. Yeah, he also had the Padawan, but
also his body and face got different. Yeah. He's like twenty now into
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being like how old is he?In this one he acts like a child,
so h well, he does thatuntil he gets all burned. Yeah,
spoiler alert, sizzle, sizzle.I already knew that. Yeah,
I know, I know I've seenthat scene, but you don't know it.
All right, pinch it off,let's go there. Anakin is also
super sassy in the beginning. Heis He's like, he's so doesn't want
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to listen he doesn't you know who? He acts a lot like child.
He acts a lot like Luke,like you, Luke No, like like
Luke Skywalker. You remember how whinyLuke was, like whiny and sassy and
one I don't want to Well,all my family's dead now, so I'll
go Yeah, what else am Igoing to do? Now that he found
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those crispy bodies by the door asbadly I want to go now? Yeah,
I bet you do? What elsehappened? Jar jarg up putting charge
for some reason, but it kepthim out of the movie, which was
nice. He wasn't he wasn't init for very much. Did you notice?
I believe it's in this movie thatthere's a when you first when you
see jar Jar that he stares intothe camera for a while. There's a
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moment that there's a moment that Itry to remember the line he delivers.
But it's really I think it's Ifound it funny that this could be complete
nonsense, but it's almost like it'salmost like he's he's not dead, panting
but staring down the audience of going, yeah, I'm in this movie,
and then they moved him on.Yeah, so he's he's nineteen. Anakin
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is in this movie. Sorry,Yeah, so this is a pretty big
jump. How old is he inthe first one? Eleven? Yeah,
he's nine and what's her name isfourteen? The Queens pad May is fourteen.
Yeah, so when this one westill need I think we still need
a summary. We still quick summary. We haven't We'll just go by point
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by point. Well, well,we haven't done any summaries in the other
We've just asked cam Dougs like we'veI think we've missed an opportunity. All
right, Well, if you're goingto summarize it, go for it.
Don't have it? Why do youknow? What? Why your your mission?
Since you don't get to choose toaccept it, but you will,
you will get it when when werecorded episode three, you can just go
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ahead and go to screen rant andfind their summary and have a chat.
GPT right it in a way thatit's not screen RANTI. Okay, there
you go, like that. Thereyou go, Dan's new mission. All
right? So, uh, youliked that Jarjar You don't know why he
was put in charge of something,but you liked that he wasn't as active
in the movie. Yeah, whatelse? What else? Likes? What
are your big enjoyments from episode twoto really love the dialogue between Anakin and
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at May. Oh. Yeah,Annakin's so freaking creepy. He's like and
he keeps saying like talk. Hesays it like four times in one scene,
and he just keeps saying it like. Yeah. That was one of
the things I said, was stopsaying, Milady a freaking creep. Yeah.
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Yeah, about half of my notesare just being angry at Yeah.
Let's let's quit talking about the thingsthat you like and go through a let's
see here. Um, we alreadytalked about how much he hates the sand.
Yeah, Anakin super sassy. Idon't know what that says. I'm
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not sure either. I said,bros a predator, he's younger, it
doesn't matter, he's a Jedi.He's using mind tracks and stop touching her
creep. That was that was right. I'm pretty sure that's right before their
first kids, Okay. And he'sjust like caressing her shoulders so she didn't
have a very exposed shoulder that thatdressed didn't look pretty on her. I
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want to I want to know.I want to know something from the perspective
of a person who's just watched itright, stop touching her creep? Is
how how you just phrased it?Did you think that dress was pretty?
Hoppen? Does this? Does thisfeel a little bit like Stockholm syndrome to
you? That? Like she's probablydoes smart? Yeah, you know what
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Stockholm syndrome is? I think,so, okay, what do you think
it is? Um, it's agood start. Yeah, I'm not sure
how to describe it, like,I know, I've heard of it.
So it's it's when somebody gets kidnappedand then they fall in love with their
captain. I was gonna say thattoo, but I was thinking that was
something else. Boy, you aretaken after Uncle Dan Dan here was like,
oh yeah, that took it rightout of my mouth. I was
gonna say that, but I questionedmyself. But it kind of feels it
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kind of feels that way of likeat the beginning she is not enjoying hit
his advances at all, and nearthe end but then she's just like,
I love you. Like that soundedjust like jarge, wow, Wow,
you're your princess. Amidala's spot onright. Yeah, it does feel like
that used to make a good impressionistshe had she had correct instincts with stay
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away. Yeah, you've sworn anoath, yep, I have responsibilities.
This is a bad idea. You'rea creepy and this dress looks really good
on me. I don't know thatshe fell into that last category as much.
I think I think she knew,and she's like, I can get
it. I can get a kingof a planet, I can get a
governor. Yeah, I can getthe chancellor. Yeah. Well she's twenty
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four at this point, so sheshould probably stay away from the chancellor because
he's not he's talking part and dust. But he's the previous one, the
previous Yeah, yeah, chancellor valor. Yeah, you still hold So she
can do better or she'll die fromI mean, she's wearing that dress,
so she she seems like through thiswhole thing, it seems more like a
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coerced romance than it does like themactually falling in love chemistry. That's why.
So I've never been able to figureout is that because of the very
wooden dialogue or is it because therewas very little that they were given in
way of direction. Because George Lucasis famous for giving two critiques as a
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director. Do you know they areDan lots of cutaways. No, faster
and more intense, right, Like, that's that famously when you talk to
which is great when screen, well, right, but when when you're talking
to like Han Solo and Leia andthey're having a moment and they're like,
George, what you want us todo? Carrie Fisher was like he literally
looked at us and said faster andmore intense. Like what am I supposed
to do with that? Yeah?So like brilliant creative. I don't remember
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the line, but Anakin says somethingabout love and he's being very whiny about
it, and I immediately think ofHan Solo in the I Love You.
I know, Yeah, that wasa way better line. Now, George
Lucas famously did not write that line. You talked about that? No,
no, no, we didn't know. Harrison Ford came up with that.
So George Lucas wrote I Love youtoo, and Harrison Ford says, no,
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that's not what he'd say. It'snot that kind of movie. Kids.
He refused to do it. Hechange it. But yeah, which
is relliant that we're talking about.No, So the dialogue is very wooden.
It's it's really it's at it feelsso much like coercion, not like
romance. Yeah, and I willsay, like, this is one of
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the things that I know, we'vewe've talked around this a lot, like
how we want to do Camden becomesa star war in this whole series,
is in the Clone Wars, theseries, and in the extended universe.
In the books, you finally getthis idea that like these two pad May
and Anakin actually did love each other, that there's a legit relationship here,
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that it's more than just like hehas this weird creep. Yeah, he's
a school boy, he's you know, doing this and she's like, oh,
let's get married because he like rubbedher shoulder the right way, and
you know that that does something toNaboo princesses where now all of a sudden
they're like and she's you know,fallen all over him. It's it's so
so I would have been Yeah.So first off, if I were her
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and I'm not, I would beway more interested in Daddy Kenobi. Um
so so first off, uh,Kenobi at this time is already smitten with
somebody else I know, But I'msaying I wouldn't be interested in this pup
that uh I was he was alittle kid when I saved him. Yeah,
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but there's they have a pre existingrelationship where he's a child, but
they don't she doesn't see him again? Is way better? Like, isn't
this the first time? And I'mhandsome, I don't remember enough about this
with Jedi Master that isn't this thefirst time that they see each other?
Like right, so she hasn't seenhim in like, she hasn't seen him
in like ten years and he wentaway as a as a chubby little certainly
(22:18):
I'm gonna podrace kid and he comesback as Christie, you've grown up or
you know something like that. Yeah, yeah, I know. But that's
a creepy line. Yeah yeah,it is, especially in context. So
again this is backing at my pointthat I just I don't buy it.
I think if anything, she wouldgo, wow, he's a Obi wan
Kenobe, he can sing, hehas better hair, now, yeah that's
what I would think. Yeah,yeah, probably, But Obi wan Kenobi
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is more interested in Duchess Settine ofthe Mandalorians than he has heard about that
too, Yeah, which is ait's scandalous. I also think that that's
something that Dave Fione wrote in whichkind of gives a reason for uh Obi
Wan to sort of turn a blindeye to this is because he like remembers
that he had I had a dalliance. You know what? There is a
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deleted scene that has come out fromum and it it's sort of I don't
know where it fits in the timelineof it's episode two or episode three,
but essentially the like obi one,you know what, it's it's two scenes,
one from two and one from threewhere Obi Wan reveals that he knows
that Anakin and Padme got married andthat like he has turned a blind eye
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to it four forever. So theone in episode two is just like a
few lines and then there's one inepisode three that's much deeper. Those got
deleted in the dialogue for both ofthose scenes is beautiful, and what stays
in is how much Anakin that hatessand because it gets everywhere and it's so
coarse and irritating. So so he'sa creature. Yeah, what's next to
(23:56):
did you say much like it's corcand it irritating like Anakin? Yeah?
Nicely done, well played, Gamden, very well played. Yeah, So
so what what what else? What? What other creepy Anarkin things? Do
you have or do you have something? I got a friend who named their
kid Anakin. He doesn't seem likea bad omen. You keep looking at
your notes. We're riffing. Thisis vamping so that you can find some
(24:18):
stuff. Would you let us riff? Yeah? Well sits over there in
his red hood hat. Yeah,speaking of Michael Uslan maybe coming on the
show. Here here pretty soon,executive producer of all of the Batman films,
freaking awesome. Day yep? Okay, So what do you what do
you got? Um? What elseyou got? As we famously said a
(24:41):
million times on our Star Wars episodes, saying that, yeah, I like
it? What's next in your bookof thoughts? Nah? Give us something
else from your Legos book? Likethat. I do love your book.
Dude, What did you get thatbook? I don't know. I think
I think I got it for Christmas? Yeah, his grandma bought it for
him. Grandma from the Disney SpringsGrandma door not like guns n' roses.
(25:03):
She does not like my parents usmaking fun of college. Nope, she
does like Lego books, and shedoesn't like how much I talk to like
normal college. She doesn't like howmuch I talk on our episodes. Probably
doesn't like TikTok either. She threwsome serious shade at me. It was
so it was so funny, allright, So what what else? You
go? What's next? What?What quentions do you have about Star Wars
episode two? So whenever um ObiWan is in like the diner and he's
(25:29):
talking to like he's talking to Das. Yeah that guy. He says to
Anakin to pull out his pocketbooks?Didice have pocketbooks? Great? I guess
yeah, I guess. So likethat implies that pocketbooks exist, and I
mean a lot of things that exist, Yeah, right, exists. Is
(25:53):
they're like they're books. Is they'relike an overall currency throughout all of the
universe. So credits, no,there's not. There is throughout all of
the Republic. Is that there's Republiccredits, but those don't do you very
much good on the outer rim Umand then after yeah, like it changes
kind of throughout, but yes,there are there are different kinds of currency,
(26:15):
Like the mont Calamari have their owncurrency, which is what den Jarn
gets paid in in the first episodeof The Mandalorian and they look kind of
like, I don't know, likeweird scallops strange. What did you think
about the assassination attempt on Padme whereJingo Fete and I forget the person's name,
(26:37):
but the shape Shifter send some slugsinto her room, two very deadly
assassins. I don't get how ittook Anakin and Obi Wan so long to
react, Like they're just like arguingand then all of a sudden they're both
like whoa, you know, ButI don't know that. I think the
disturbance in the force, and thisis me just like i'd be irresponsibly speculating.
(26:59):
I think the disturbance in the forcewas not bigger than the disturbance that
was caused by their disagreement, andthat it wasn't until like the force alerted
them that death was on the line. I just think a worm pooping robot
is such a weird you know,it cut a hole into the huh you
know, and pooped the worms in. Why couldn't it just just just shot
(27:22):
her? That's true, And Iknow there's suspension of disbelief. You just
go with this fantasy that there's theseworms that they really want to go kill
the princess, But come well,it's I think it's sort of the same.
It's like, okay, so youcould go into a room and kill
somebody with a spear, right ifyou're looking at because this is supposed to
(27:45):
be this kind of uh samurai asquetype story, right, yeah. Right,
So there's a lot of cool scenesin Sarah movies where you have a
string and you drip poison from thescene, right, or or you throw
an asp in the room, likea poisonous snake, right, and they
would throw Yeah, I mean that'sthat's one of the like the primary yeah,
(28:07):
the primary ways that that people eitherby asp, yeah, that they
would they would put a poisonous snakein the room or in the bed with
somebody and the snake would buy him. And so that there wasn't this like
direct connection to assassination or that itwas a little bit more veiled. Caesar
was stabbed in the backs by alot of people, m even brutus,
(28:29):
even you brutus. Yep. Okay, So do your your thoughts on the
assassination attempt where you don't know whyit took Obi Wan and Anarkin so long
to figure out that it was happening. Yeah, so what insta that what
alerted R two D two to wakeup. Did he just like feel a
disturbance in the force and then hejust like shined to Lighten? Was like,
guess I think Little Arthur just knowsthat everything. I think we call
(28:52):
him that from no right, Yeah, I think I think Little Arthur is
he's really the hero of the story. And I think that if any if
anyone were to look at this entireStar Wars saga and say, okay,
which character is George Lucas, it'sLittle Arthur. Yeah, because he's he's
the kind of necessary hero and allof it. Like he's he's kind of
(29:18):
R two points and if he wasn'tthere, things would fall apart. Yeah.
Without R two D two, youdon't have this series, Like they
never make it off the Death Star. He's the cornerstone upon George Lucas built
the Federation, the Trade Federation keepstheir blockade on Naboo. Anakin dies in
space, and the stories over thenthe Empire. But I'm but I'm I'm
(29:44):
been in power for longer and everythingwould have been better. Yeah, yeah,
and you probably filthy rebels wouldn't havestarted. You just get you just
get Dooku and Uh and Palpatine andthen that's it. Yeah. So so
next we've got the planet of Camino, the ocean planet. You might still
actually have Qui gone. Yeah,everything's better, Yeah, boy, everything
is better. Wow, Archie Didosucks. Okay, So Obi Wan is
(30:14):
sent to investigate Camino, right andyes, and we see the introduction of
the clones go ahead before this andthe Cama noans. Why do the little
kids have lightsabers, which is likethe most dangerous weapon of Oh, because
you got to learn how to dolike, I'm with you, I'm with
you. What happens? What happenswhen you give kids finger paint? Exactly?
(30:37):
It gets everywhere, right, there'sno control. Let's give him a
weapon that can slice through anything.Sure, but like how many Jedi kids
do you have? Right? Andand then you have Jedi that are training
the Jedi kids. Like if onekid starts getting out of hand with the
lightsaber, Master Yoda just picks himup and puts him over in the corner
his lightsaber away, and the restof the class goes. You know,
(31:00):
probably a similar comparison would be likein Texas, we were training with guns,
right right, Yeah, Like Igave my son a he's got a
baby gun in millimeter was a twentytwenty county count twenty count twenty two,
twenty two. Yeah, um,when he was I don't know five,
but I was with him on therange. Yeah I didn't. It wasn't
(31:22):
a gift I gave him, butwe were on the range. I showed
him how it works. And youknow that's what they're doing, is they're
training the kids. Yeah. Imean I think we were single digits whenever
we got our first baby guns andpellet guns and stuff. Right, So,
so probably a little different than Iwant to go back to this idea
of the Yoda punishment for just asecond. Did your parents ever like put
(31:42):
you in the corner whenever you weregrowing up, Yeah, like tell you
to put your nose in the corner. Okay, So my grandmother when when
we would put our nose in thecorner and we were like so that was
like timeouts, go put your nosein the corner. If we were were
jacking around and like not league keepingour nose in the corner, or if
(32:04):
we had funny thoughts and laughed quietlyto ourselves, she would take cans of
green beans and we would have tostand on top of the cans of green
beans. So one or two thingswould happen. Yeah, Either your feet
would just get like in terrible painfrom standing on the green beans, or
you would stand on your tiptoes.And if you look at the the young
men in my family, we allhave phenomenal calves and I like directly correlated
(32:30):
with races. Yeah, we werejust standing on our tiptoes in the corner
like for days at a time forgetting in trouble for stuff because she was
not going to spend as my momwas not letting somebody else do that.
So yeah, yeah, so wejust stood on cans. Your mom was
protective about punishment, oh dude,Yeah, like her and dad could could
(32:51):
punish us, but other people.No, you didn't touch her kids like
you could. We could stand inthe corner on soup cans, but as
creative and it's not a physical violence. No, it's uncomfortable, yeah,
but all right, but it didgive give us all great calves. These
are these are award winning their championcalves. Discipline and excellent calves. Yeah
(33:15):
for sure, So Camino the twothings that everybody's looking for. What do
you think about the clone army?I thought it was pretty cool, So
your answer can't be that from now, So what do you think about this?
Pretty pretty cool? I mean itwas Yeah, you have to say
busting or not busting. Yeah,I thought it was pretty busting. It
(33:36):
was pretty busting. All agree,So elaborate please, And and we see
the introduction of Bubba, which isDjango's clone that was unaltered. I was
that's one of my questions. Sothat is see it is young Boba.
Okay, that's what I thought,but I wouldn't sure, right, am
I correcting that. You gave mea crazy look about the unaltered like you
(34:00):
know, yeah, he doesn't havehe doesn't have the chip and stuff.
Yeah, that's correct. And healso didn't go through the training. Well
and he doesn't he from my understanding, he does go through some training,
but he doesn't have the accelerated growththat the other clones have. Yes,
right, so there are five timesfaster. Yeah. Yeah, so by
(34:20):
the time they're five years old,they're twenty five, they're in the bodies
of twenty five year olds. They'realready at war. Um, but their
brains develop at the same rate thattheir their bodies do. So, but
does that also mean that they havemuch less time to like be good fighters
because I mean, oh yeah,but the Clone Army is made. That
(34:42):
is the Republic's answer to the DroidArmy, which is a army that is
manufactured as like battle fodder. Sothe Clone lives and this is one of
the big things that happens in theClone Wars. They are Yeah, this
is why the Clones are not terribleshots the Stormtroopers. But Stormtroopers aren't clones.
(35:05):
Okay, whatever, Yeah, theydo away with all that. That's
how you're trying to tie it in. All the Clones are pretty good shots
because like, yeah, they are. Whenever Yoda comes in on the ship,
all right, finally, why whydon't you just leave the show?
This? Dang it? I brokeit was so close. Yeah, So
the Clones are are interesting. Youdo meet you do meet Boba Fett.
But what is your what's your thoughtson the Clone Army other than it's pretty
(35:27):
busting. What made them choose thatguy? Jango Django? Yes, athleticism,
lethality, intelligence, so he's justoverall good. Yeah, he had
the skill set that they were lookingfor. They were like, you want
like a ton more of yourself.He's like, yeah, we're are the
ladies. Yeah, so we're gonnawe're gonna take your blood and you just
(35:51):
make more. So he's being hiredI say this, he's being hired by
a shadow organization that's working with thanthe Republic to do this. So this
was something that that Palpatine started todo without the knowledge of the rest of
the Republic, was to create thisparticular clone army. And he's just hired
(36:12):
to donate blood in order to becloned in exchange for for all the rest
is for the bounty hunter is justanother another gig for Django. What do
you think about Count Dooku. Thisis also the introduction to a one Christopher
Lee. Yeah, at least inthis series. You've you've seen Christopher Lee
before? Another stuff? Right?Probably? Yeah? How do you do
(36:35):
you not know whether you've seen ChristopherLee before? Oh my god? Do
you know about Christopher Lee? Yea, does you know about Christopher Lee?
Maybe? What else is he?First of all, Okay, Christopher Lee
is busting. He's very busted.Ye. He h got permission. I'm
gonna I think it's the King ofPortugal to marry his niece, which would
(37:00):
have been he could have been anaccount. I guess he didn't, but
also his cousin, chrispher Lee's cousinArthur Fleming, I get the right,
big Arthur huh, Ian Fleming,Ian Fleming, Yeah, Ian Fleming,
I knew that felt wrong. IanFleming, who wrote James Bond, based
James Bond off of Christopher Lee.Christipher Lee's yes, that's pretty cool because
(37:25):
he was in the Secret Service orthe m I six or in the war.
He was a spy against the Germans. So he based this character off
of his cousin, Christopher Lee.He was also a villain in James Bond
movie. Che Saramon in Lord ofthe Rings, who corrected the director on
(37:47):
he gets he gets stabbed in theback. I'll just so, I'll throw
that spoiler out I get stabbed inthe back, And the director says,
no, that's not you know,I want you to go ah, you
know, I want you to makea loud chi and he said, that's
not that's not how it sounds whensomeone gets stabbed in the back. Yeah,
you'all talked about this. This isCount Duku. Yeah, that's the
guy that plays Count Dukas and herides a little moped. He's the most
(38:09):
interesting man in the world, andhe rides a little does a little moped?
Hey, real quick, are youa Lord of the Rings? No?
Okay, good yep, Like,don't you're not in the sense that
like you haven't watched them or you'renot seeing a single one. Okay,
don't don't watch I know like nothingabout that. That's perfect for Star Wars.
I know I knew some things aboutStar Wars before I started watching.
(38:29):
I know absolutely nothing about Lord.The Lord of the Rings is also busting,
just like just like the Star Wars. Well you will find out.
Yeah, okay, so Count Duku, what are your thoughts on on the
Dukes? Well, he's pretty cool. Um, he rides a little moped.
That was the most notable thing Iremember about him. Yes, Um,
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his lightsaber is weird. Whose mopedis cooler? His? Or Darth
Maul? Darth Maul? Was hisa moped? Was his a speeder bike?
Look? Also, would you saythat Count Dooku rides a moped?
I'm sure I remember this, butright now all I see him on is
a c foam of Vespa. Yeah, I don't remember this. Yeah,
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so what are the lightsaber? That'sa good question. It's curb curb handle.
I noticed, Like I didn't noticethat immediately, but while he's fighting
Yoda, I was like, what'sthe what's the he does? He has
a very unique um dueling lightsaber,and he has known sort of across all
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Force users, both Sith and Jedias like one of the greatest duellists of
all time. And he had tolike play dirty just to get away from
Yoda. Yes, so so Yodathink about Yoda. Yeah, Yoda was
clause. He could do some damagewith those things. Oh he has clause.
(40:00):
I thought you said he is clauseand I thought this was going to
replace busting laws. Yeah, he'sgot these green claws. So what did
you think about the lightsaber? Firstoff, in this one, he's CGI,
So I don't think he looked Ididn't think he looked too bad throughout
most of the movie, but afterthe climax and like after he fights,
he looks significantly worse. Yeah,like the CGI, they just like gave
(40:23):
up after or they like their budgeton the fight or something and they were
just like, well we still needhim. But like just shading, the
shading. That's the biggest thing Inoticed, was the shading was completely off,
like you couldn't tell where the lightwas coming from. Oh yeah,
whenever after he's done fighting. Andalso his color is off anyway. Sorry,
well, there there are some theoriesas to why the colors are off.
(40:45):
So Doku was Yoda's apprentice, mokay and then Dooku. If you
watch the Tails of the Jedi series, Douku and Mace wind go on a
mission together and they're both up fora spot on the Council and because of
the way Count Duku handles things onhis mission with mace Windy, Mace gets
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selected for the position and not Doukubecause Duku's going like way too rogue.
But that's like how highly thought ofhe was. And now this begins,
I say it begins. This ispart of his sort of I guess romance
with the Dark Side, where hemoves into becoming the apprentice of Palpatine.
(41:31):
So Yoda has a really interesting connectionthere because it's it's master versus apprentice.
It's master versus apprentice there in thatbattle. So one of the things that
has been thrown around is that maybesome of the coloring, not necessarily with
the light, but maybe some ofthe coloring is intentional because Yoda is exhausted.
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He's eight hundred and something years old. He should not be flipping around,
right, he shouldn't be flipping aroundand fighting. But also as they
shouldn't have made him flip around,because now that's not why he's He's fighting
his apprentice, right and one ofthe best duellists in the galaxies, having
to save people's lives. Anakin's hurt, Obi Wan's like incredibly injured, and
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Yoda is finally realizing that like,no, the Sith are legit, and
they're being led by in his mind, they're being led by somebody that he
trains, and he knows how powerfulDooku is, so that there's there's some
of those things that are there together, and that like maybe part of the
coloring, and Yoda is that therealization of all of this, and he
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is like, we do sometimes losein a little bit of that the blood
to his little Yoda noggin, canyou can pick your choices, but not
your consequences, and in this inthis case, yeah, yeah, he
realizes the consequence to training and continuingthe force and building a building a team,
building an academy. So yes,Count Dooku Yep, still alive.
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Duke's kind of a jerk. Hegets in his little shoots space, Bubble
shoots laser beams, Bubble has theforced lightning and Yoda reciprocate. Question is
is this is attack of the Clones? Right? Who do the Clones attack
to battle Droid's do they? Yeah? They do not really Yeah, yeahs
(43:21):
they wrote down kind of you kindof attack somebody. It kind of just
comes save people. Attack of theClones to me implies that like they're going
on a offensive. They're not.Nothing really happens. They go save some
their friends from the Republic. Yeah. But the scene where they come in
to like the they didn't the attackof the Separatists, well that this separatists
(43:47):
captured people that had infiltrated them byattacking them. No, they they captured
people that didn't do a great jobof bank very sneaky like I'm just scatter
shooting. They needed on to Turofrom mister Deeds if they were going to
be running around there trying to bevery very sneaky, and he didn't have
it. So the Clones do goon the offensive here. Yeah, Yeah,
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that's all the little monster was tryingto do. The padmes just touch
your feet. So, yes,the clones do go on the offensive.
What did you think about the whatdo you think about the demise of Django
Fat broke out his head chopped off? And also Mace Windu did it like
so effortlessly. Do you want totalk about Mace Window's lightsaber or shall I
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you go for it? Okay?Cool on, Yeah, tell us why
it's purple? Tell us why?Because Samuel Jackson asked why why did he
want a purple one? Because itlooks cool? Because there wasn't one,
Yeah, there wasn't one. Hewanted a purple one. They were explaining
the scene. Do you know thiswhole story is there? They're explaining the
(44:52):
scene to him, and George Lucasis like, yeah, then this person,
this person and all of these allthese people are going to be around
there and that and how they yeah, how they got How am I going
to know which one I am?And George Lucas is like I don't know?
Uh and he then they go solike this is the initial conversation.
(45:13):
Then they go to pick their lightsabercolors and that's when sam Jackson's like,
count of purple one. It's like, yeah, and he and so he
says, you know, all Idid was ask, but the point of
him asking was and he was like, because I don't gonna be sitting around
with my friends and be like no, I'm in there and be like,
nah, I'm not do with apurple lightsaber. You know. He wants
to make sure that people knew exactlywhere he was. Yeah. Smart move
(45:34):
on on Sam Jackson's part. Sowe end with them saving uh, their
their friends yep, the Separatists retreating, Count Duku escaping Yep. Duku has
been revealed. He escapes to Corressantand I'm terming what the Emperor is doing?
They talk, Yeah, they weresuper we they talk about their super
(45:55):
weapon, which sets up the nextmovie. So what thoughts do you have
for the next one? What doyou think is gonna happen? We always
go with this, Yeah, uh, I have I have a sneaking suspicion
that Anakin is going to turn intoDarth Vader. Who nice? What storylines
are you looks? Yeah? Um, I've been told that Darth Maul comes
(46:22):
back. Um, I'm not sureif he comes back in this one,
but I'm assuming he would. Okay, Um and Count Dooku is probably also
going to be back. So Idon't know who like the big bad well
I guess Palpatine would be the bigbig bad guy. Everyone else that's just
kind of under him. Um yeah, we see, uh Palpatine and control
(46:45):
of the Senate. So it's beginningright. Um. Anakin gets his robot
arm, which is all gets hisarm chopped off. The skyworkers have a
thing with that. They do,yeah, yeah, they do is very
significant and return of the Jedi.The Luke kind of realizes he's turning into
his father Yarp. Hey, therewe go. I've had an apostrophe me.
(47:15):
Are you a hook? I've seenit? Yeah, okay, Well
would you would you say say thatit's bussing or what's a good bust?
What's a good negative cap? Butthat's is it capp or bussing? Is
it capp or bussing? A differentthing? So you've you've got that.
(47:36):
Um. You're looking forward to seeingwhat happens with Darth Maul, whether or
not he comes back in this one. You want to see Anakin's transformation as
as he becomes this crazy idea thatit's going to happen. Yeah, we'll
see yeah, yeah, I'm not. I'm still not fully convinced, but
there's just like that one little voicein the back of my mind that's like,
(47:58):
what if it does happen, youknow, m yes, what if
it does? Padme goes on tocatch a predator after she marries her her
little little friend. Yeah, yeah, What do you think the super weapon
is that they're working on? Becausethey talk about the super weapon? What
do you think the super weapon isthat the Republic is working on in secret?
(48:22):
Or I guess that the Trade orthe separatists are working on in secret.
I don't know, because you do. You get a glimpse of what
it is from Poggle the Lesser andthe next movie. Oh yeah, you
know Poggle. Yeah yeah, Poggle. Yeah, we're down the street.
(48:42):
He got him, got swings,it's falling down yep. Well, any
any final words, any parting thoughts. Um, let's see stop touching her
creep. That's the It's in allcaps. Yeah, there are several things
in all caps also, jar,jars and charges in all caps. Do
you think does you think that she'spretty in that dress? Why are you
(49:07):
pushing this so much? Because herhair was great? It like like fell
down. I don't remember why hehad changes it smiled down. She had
a real big, pretty smile,pretty dressed she was. She was playing.
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