It began, as all things do in a flawed cosmos, with paperwork. You signed something — you don’t remember what — but now you’re contractually obligated to care about Starfinder 2E. The GM Core isn’t a rulebook; it’s a transmission, half game manual, half government-issued dream. Every chapter reads like a psychological evaluation, every margin note like a warning label.
The hosts attempt to explain mechanics, but what you hear are riddles from another dimension: Galactic Hero Points? Coupons for existential dread. Starship hazards? IRS audits with missiles. Cultural representation? Proof that even in fantasy, bureaucracy finds you.
Somewhere between hacking subsystems and train safety PSAs, the line between rules discussion and cosmic paranoia blurs. Packed Worlds lore presses down like a filing cabinet from another timeline. Still — the art is great.
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It began, as all things do in a flawed cosmos, with paperwork. You signed something — you don’t remember what — but now you’re contractually obligated to care about Starfinder 2E. The GM Core isn’t a rulebook; it’s a transmission, half game manual, half government-issued dream. Every chapter reads like a psychological evaluation, every margin note like a warning label.
The hosts attempt to explain mechanics, but what you hear are riddles from another dimension: Galactic Hero Points? Coupons for existential dread. Starship hazards? IRS audits with missiles. Cultural representation in RPGs? Proof that even in fantasy, bureaucracy finds you.
Somewhere between hacking subsystems and train safety PSAs, the line between rules discussion and cosmic paranoia blurs. Packed Worlds lore presses down like a filing cabinet from another timeline. Still — the art is great.
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