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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, it's Sandy.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
And before we get to today's show, just going to
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again because a lot of new listeners may have missed
(00:21):
it that I am in Omaha, Nebraska right now where
I grew up. In fact, I'm doing this the show
from my childhood bedroom and JB. It's kind of weird
when I sit here and look around of all the
things that happened in this bedroom when I was a child.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
It's pretty darn funny.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
That I'm in it right now, to be honest with you,
it's just kind of kind of weird.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
But what I don't have that experience.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah, my parents are not in the you know, where
I grew up, so I've never had that nostalgic thing.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I think it's kind of unusual for this, like for
you to be an adult and be in the house
that you grew up in right, it's move and you
know all the time. So when I come up here,
I always got to check out my local weather girl.
And her name is Emily Roller r o e h
l e R and I have a little bit of
a weather a crush on her, right, and I watch
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her every time I come up here. My dad always
point points out, there's your girl, Sandy.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
There she is.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
And I got bad news on this trip because I
found out she got married.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Would you like to see a picture of her JV.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah, yeah, okay, let me Sholy do a little screen
share here for you and I'll show you Emily here
she is ready, boom, there she is.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Oh she's a cutie, yeah right right, And uh.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Like I could genuinely hear this sadness in your text
when you sent me that information, and then I had
to comfort you, and I was like, this whole thing
is weird.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
So anyway, Mike, my girl got married. This is the
same girl. She's got a delicious candy coke. That's what
I like to say, you know what I mean when
I say that, JB. And and she had and I
like that, And she had lost quite a bit of
weight about a year and a half ago, and I
saw her on TV and I was like, no way.
So I sent pizzas up to the TV studio. I
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was like, these are for These are for Emily and
Emily only.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
So a girl scout cookie exactly. Tex said my weather
girl got married. And my reply was, oh my god,
you're never going to get to mess around with her now, and.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
He was all, maybe I will. I'll keep your head up.
And then I was like, why am I I'm your wife?
Why am I?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Like?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I'm sorry for you.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I don't even think Emily knows I exist. I don't
know how. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Maybe she doesn't.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I don't think it's gotten back to her somehow, some way.
One of our listeners went to her Instagram account and said, hey,
Sandy's talking about you on the radio in Austin.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Probably happens all the time. You know what, You're right,
You're right now. My mom's.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Not legal, my mom and my mom's my aunt, my
aunt who lives with my mom and dad.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
They're convinced that she makes her own clothes. I remember that.
They said.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
There she got herself a pattern for that wrap around dress,
and she made that just for herself.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
She is dressing her body. She looks good in that
wrap around dress.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I gotta say something really funny that happens. So, like
a lot of people, my parents watch the Will of
Fortune every single.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Day, every day. Wheel of Fortune.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yeah, they watched Will of Fortune. And I finally got
to see Ryan Seacrest hosting it because I'd never watched.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
It, and yeah, I haven't seen him host it.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
And Ryan's really good. Really imagine that Ryan's really good
at hosting Will of Fortune. And so one of the
categories came up. It was before. The clue was before
or after. Aunt Mary goes, nah, I don't play before
or after just looked away, and I go, hope, I'm
not any good at before or after, so I'm not
gonna play this one. I go and we were like,
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how funny would it be if you were on the show,
And before that I passed, I don't do before after,
y'all go ahead, go ahead, let.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
The next round out.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah, I'm gonna sit this one out. And we just
went on and on. It's like, yeah, I don't play
that one, go ahead, y'all, go ahead. I'll just sit
this one out. It was random, but it was really
really funny. So there's my update on my Weather boo
She's name. I have to scratch her off the list
because she is now, But that doesn't stop you with
any of your boos, Trisha, what do you mean if
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they're married, doesn't stop you.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
No, But is she on your boo list or is
she on your laminated card? Because you and I had
a little controversy about the boo list versus laminated card.
On your laminated card your free pass card, it can't
be somebody you could actually meet.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Celebrity crush kind of thing, right.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
That's like you try to to pick Lacey.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Remember Landry's friend's mother, Lacey.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
You try to put her on your laminate card And
I was like, but you see her, So if that
happens and you're just a cheater, Like that's not the same, yeah,
that you have your Weather girl on.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Well, hold on first about JB. You may not know it, Lacey.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I learned my lesson about the laminate card because Tricia
asked me about it once, and Lacey is one of
the moms that Landry goes the moms and one of
the kids Landry goes to.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
School with, So you can't see her all the time.
Jab Okay, yeah, that's not yeah, that's that's not.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
That you get to pick right, right, right. So I'm
just gonna put her. I'm gonna make her on the
boo list, all.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Right, Okay, no something, Yeah, it doesn't matter that she
got married. She can remain on the boo list, because
that's the boot list is like a like an admiring
from afar. It's not a laminate like if you meet them.
It's not a it's it's fine for her to be
married and still stand your boot list.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
All right, we've got all of that clear.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
JB.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Do you have any girl.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
We've talked about this before with your love of Martha
Stewart and.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Christie You'm poor. Yeah, lately it's been Caitlyn Collins. Oh.
I know usually I go older, but I do like
I do like me from Kaitlyn Collins.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Mar's your oldest boo. Oh yeah, Caitlyn Collins could be
your anchor boo. Christiane amanpoor your reporter boo. See how
the boot list works. You have categories.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
It's unending. It is unending.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
JB and Trisha are excited about an event that's going
on this weekend and I about as close to it
as I want to be. We'll get into it and
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So check that out. JB. Tell everybody what's going on starting.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Today, and I realized this is not for any everybody,
but and there are a few, very few things to
get me to, like.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Expos at the Convention Center.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
However, starting to day, it's the Austin r V Expo.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
I just sent a note to my daughter like, hey,
the RV Expo's kicking off. You want to go?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
And she's like, heck, yeah, yeah, I've had I've had
three air streams in my life. I currently don't have one.
So I'm you know, I'm obsessing a bit, but oh
I'm dying. I love it, and I know it's not
for everybody. Like people at r ving is very polarizing
you're either a one thousand percent in or like one
thousand percent like, no, keep it away from.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Me, that's me. That's that's me.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Keep it away from me part of it, I really
and true. I guess I didn't realize that you have
a love for this so much.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Well, I love it so much.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
I think they're so cool, like when you can expand
the sides, and I mean it looks like a like
a full on house inside. Some of them are nicer
inside than some houses I've been in. Here's my problem, though,
I can't do the rving thing because it'll make me
throw up because I get carsick so easily. So I
can only do it if it's completely still. You know
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the ones that you can drive around in and still
get to go in the back. Yeah, I would love
to do that, but I can't.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
You can't ride around in the back. It would be no.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
I would totally totally get carsick and throw up. So
I love them, but they're not a friend to me unfortunately.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
So you would like the You would like to just
arrive where the RV is already there and set up
and stay in it. You don't want to do the
driving part to Yellowstone or some national park. You just won't.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Well, that's just it. I would have to be their
driver all the time. I couldn't ride in the back
and end you. Yeah, I have to be in the
front the whole time. Why do you not like it?
Is it the stress of setting it up that freaks
you out? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
It is, like especially pooling something I don't want anything
to do with that. I just it makes me my
butt pucker too much to pull something and something something.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
That big, to drive, backing it up and all that. No,
I just I'm not good at that.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
I've always I've always towed boats. And then it's like
I said, I've had three airstreams. But I still want
It's bucket list for me to get the big bus,
like the big forty forty five foot bus, just big
giant windshield drive across the country.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Oh, big giant steering wheel. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Oh, I don't know, that's what I want to do.
Like really, I'd love to do that for like a year.
There's no talking my wife into it.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Why does she not like it?
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Is she like Sandy, she'd rather stay in a hotel.
Oh see, I like a hotel too. Could you get
a spawn in one of these buses. That would be cool.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
But here's a question, Like I've driven boats and trailers.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
I totally can do it, but I always have known,
like where I'm going, what it looks like when you're
like just traveling across the country, and what are these
giant r vs? What do you do if you end
up going down a road then you can't turn around,
You're stuck?
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Like isn't that a terrifying thought for you? Because that's funny.
So I always had a twenty eight for a long time.
Twenty twenty eight foot airstream pulled by a F two fifty, Right,
that's a pretty long train, very long.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yeah, And it's like, you know, my daughter is like, oh,
can we take it? I mean her and her boyfriend
or friends. I'm like, no, it's way more responsibility than
you realize. Plus you hit every side of your car
as it is doing this. But it's like you you
have to be thinking about the exit wherever you go. Yeah,
(10:46):
Like if you are pulling to get in to get gas,
before you pull in, you have to orchestrate in your
mind where your exit's going to be before you.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Even pull in, and quite often you end up going
right past it. You're like, can't do it. I always
got to be thinking about the exit. Yeah, another reason
I would not be good at this. I cannot think
that far ahead. Thanks. It's funny. I've always loved the
airstreams I've had. There's a new one.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
I think it's called Pebble. They're they're they're comparing it
to like the Tesla.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Of travel trailers.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Yeah, and you literally can sit there with a remote
control and unhook it from your truck and drive it
into the spot with a remote control.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Now that's cool. That's pretty cool. Yeah, that's pretty cool.
That changes everything, you know, I did learn. I don't
know if you probably auto hookup too. Yeah, you'll just
tell it. It just pulls forward and hooks up to
your truck.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
That's you probably already know this, But I learned this
last summer when I was in Wyoming. I went up
there to play in a a member guest golf tournament,
and my buddy took his airstream there and we parked
it in a RV is RV park? Is that politically correct?
I don't know what a trailer park what. I don't
know what it's called. I don't want to fitny and
(12:08):
we got to know some of the people that were there,
and I asked one of the guys, I go, what's
up with the blue led lights underneath your trailer?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Is that like your swingers or something? Is that a.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Like did he sending out a bat signal to certain people?
And he's like, no, no, no, man, we're not swingers.
That keeps the mice and rats away and critters. They
that blue led lights. They hate it, and we'll get
nowhere near it. It can use red to I think
basically any bright led light. So and I was like, huh,
(12:42):
that's interesting. But he about spit up his drink when
I asked, what does that mean you guys are like
swingers or something?
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Right, there probably is some of that in some RV parks,
like I never go into an RV park pool for
that very reason, or.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
The hot tub area.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
No no, no, no, no, no no, stay away from
that for sure. Well, so give me some inpoative. It
give her the inpo on the rby expot Staries today.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
It starts today and it's it's at the Convention Center
and it runs through Sunday. The hours are basically ten
am to eight pm, except Sunday it closes a little
earlier at five pm. I don't see ticket prices in front.
Oh buy tickets here we go. See how much it
costs you to get in there. Probably not that bad, right.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yeah, enough to keep the rift raffle, Enough to keep
the rift.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Raffle on Thursday, ten bucks today, fifteen bucks the rest
of the weekend.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Yeah, that's not bad at all. I bet some of
them are so cool just to go sit inside them,
check them out. I'm gone for sure you will see
me there. Didn't they used to combine the boat and
RB show. Wasn't this one in the same years?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Yeah, and our boat show has gone away, unfortunately, which
you think this is such a boating town, you'd think thrive.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Some cities boat boat shows are still huge, you.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Know, obviously in Florida, a lot of Florida City's and
Minneapolis it's huge. Chicago, our boat show is just fizzled.
It's a bummer.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
That's weird. Let's bring it back. I've never expected that
we can bring it back. Okay, let's hire.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Let's just get a bunch of other people to do
it right, and then we'll just call it it's the
JB and Sandy Boat Show.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Easy to say, rolls off the tongue. Three boats. Three
boats at our boat show boats. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
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