December 17, 2024 • 15 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Okay, and we are back.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
This is not a rerun. Hello everyone, wherever you are
and however you are listening.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
From sea to shining sea. Thank you very much for
being a part of the best part of our day.
It's The Sandy Show. My name is Sandy, this is
my wife or names Tusser.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Hi, friends, and yeah, we've been gone for a few
days Wednesday to Monday, and now we're back, so we'll
tell you a little bit more about our trip and
just a little bit. You can find us on Instagram
at the Sandy Show Official. Facebook's at the Sandy Show Radio.
Make sure you grab the podcast as well. It's wherever
you get your podcast to search The Sandy Show. Tricia,
(00:42):
you want to get it started with the first thing
that made you last.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
The devil whispered in my ear. You're not strong enough
to withstand the storm. I whispered in the devil's ear.
I love your eggs.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
That took me a second.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
I know, I know, I felt the pause and I
panicked a little bit.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah, that just took me a second.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
You know what's funny about devil legs is like I
have no problem putting an entire half into my mouth,
but I would never do.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
That with a boil that which is a regular plain
boiled Yeah. No, I would never put an entire half
of a devil dag in. But it's two bites. It's
not more than three. No, it's it's a two bite snack.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I just slide it in there, the whole thing. Yeah,
my mouth's bigger than yours.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
I know, mouth.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
That's pretty funny, Tricia. Yeah, nice job. So just real quick,
just let you guys know, not to getting too much detail.
We were gone and had a great time. We went
to the Army Navy game over the weekend and had
a blast. That's a game so much fun?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Was it everything I told you it would because I
went last year too.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Well, I mean you were just like it was such
a fun game, and you know football, I just assumed
you meant just fun watching the teams or whatever. It's
the whole it's all the stuff that happens before. Yeah,
and daring, and that's what just makes it amazing pageantry
of it. Yes, it was just such an amazing experience.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Right, that's a football game, Trisia's talking about.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I know you would think, I'm like, how excited can
you get for a football game.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
I totally get it now, right.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
It was really really cool.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
We may get into a little bit more of that
later on in the show, but coming up, Tricia's got
the story we love. Is it a good one?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
It is a good one. It's a Santa story, very
appropriate for this time of year.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
He's super popular right now.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
He's super popular, very in demand right now. And we're
going to tell you about one man who got a
big Santa surprise.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Okay, that's good.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I had to reach out to Santa yesterday and ask
a favor. See if you can get hear something quick.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
I was surprised at how quickly he responded.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah, yeah, Santa owes me a few. Oh he does.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah, Santa owes me a few from the past that
I haven't cashed in, which reminds me one of my
favorite sayings I've ever heard from a very very smart
man that said, never let a favor get old.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Oh, because I'll forget.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Cash in on those favors. Yeah, don't let them get
old for it.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Know you had a direct line of sands.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I feel like that's information I should have had.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
A long time ago. Well, I kept it from you,
I know, I'm not happy about that.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
The story we.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Love is coming up. This is the Sandy Show. The
Sandy Show is proud partners with our bank. We invite
you to open your account effortlessly online at www dot org.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Dot dam Remember fdi se Christian's got a Santa story.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
That time of year, the old man is gearing up
and he's getting ready to make a big.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Big trip A week from tomorrow, actually week from tonight tonight.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Yeah, yeah, what's your fate? What do you like better
Christmas Eve Christmas Day?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Well?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I don't want to say, well, I like Christmas Day. Really, yeah,
I used to like Christmas Eve better.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Why do you not want to say well?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I don't know, because I mean because the Christmas Eve
used to be different. When before you and I got together,
right Christmas with we did differently, Traditions were different, things
were different. What I mean, Yeah, it was just different.
I'm not complaining about how Christmas Eve is now. Yeah,
it was just it was just different.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Christmas Eve still has the excitement, the anticipation, the getting
ready love. Christmas Eve my most favorite time of the day,
I mean, the time of the year.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Got one more week. His stories weel all right.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
So there's a guy, his name is Britt Goodings. He
decorated his house.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
He had some icicle lights on the eaves and he's like,
you know what, I'm going to add a small inflatable Santa.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
That'd be cute in my yard. Kind of cap it
all off.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
So he went online and he ordered a Santa, like
a four foot tall Santa inflatable for his yard. The
box comes and he was all, wow, that's bigger than
I thought the box would be, but whatever. He opened
it up anyway, got it all staked out in the yard,
pumped up the Santa, and it turned out to be
over twelve feet tall. He sent him the wrong Santa.
(04:54):
He thought he was getting a four foot inflatable, got
a twelve foot and he only paid thirty five dollars
for it.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
He got the twelve foot Santa for the four foot price.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
He got a big old sand.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
I had a big.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Old sandwhich I think the bigger the better for stuff
like that.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
So he set it up.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
He was like, I went from zero to one hundred,
no decorations to a twelve foot Santa. And he's like,
I was the hero on our street. He had to
take it down. Though, because some huge storm yep blew through.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
That's the problem with the big giant salmon. Yeah, we
had a big one.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
I know. Oh my god. I loved that Santa so much.
Why do we have it anymore? He got popped.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
You got rid of him? You didn't want to be
You didn't get rid of him. He said he was
too big.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
I would never say that. It would never get rid
of a giant Santa.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Maybe I got rid of him because I got tired
of having to go out. You guys, just all his
strings to keep him from blowing over. He was just
too big.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Oh twelve feet that's perfect.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
And I put it up in surprise while Tricia was
gone out running errands with our daughter, and I put
it up and it was standing there in the yard
when he got home.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
When I came around the corner, it was all wah.
I mean it was like taller than the trees. Yeah,
it was amazing. That is one of your best surprises ever.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
And the chocolate fountain on Valentine's Day that was your
other best gift ever.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
That is the cheapest, greatest Valentine's Day gift ever.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
You can get them at well. It used to be
bed bathroom beyond, but they're gone. A chocolate fountain and
then you just put chocolate chips in it. It melts
them up. You cut up some strawberries and some what.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Else, and marshmallows all the good stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
And you make a chocolate fountain, and your girlfriend or
wife will love you long time.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
I love you longtime.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yeah, very very much. So that is the story. We love.
She's for somebody, evens Sandy. We've got more coming up.
I did not know this until recently about Santa Claus.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
It is that Santa decides whether or not he's going
to wrap the gifts for the children or not. Oh yeah,
So when I was a kid, it was all the
Santa presents.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
He did not wrap hours.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Right, That's how it was when I was a kid too.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
But some kids sides to wrap their presence.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Yeah, and go ahead and put them under the tree.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Right.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
But I thought the most exciting thing I'd loved that
they weren't wrapped, because you came downstairs and it was
all Santa said, it all up for you, and it's
just there. Maybe you got a you know, a new
bicycle or something and it was just there.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Oh my gosh, that's the greatest thing ever.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Yeah, no, that was the best.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
And that's how you could distinguish these are my gifts
from Santa, and then these are my gifts from your
parents and your family and stuff like that, right, and
always it's the best gifts.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Well, I remember one year Santa messed up with me.
Uh oh, so I was at that aid for roller
skating was a big deal. Yeah, you know, and I
wanted some roller skates to wear to the skating rink.
And I specifically said in my letter to Santa Claus
and I told him at the mall, I do not
(07:55):
want roller I don't want tennis u roller skates, roller
skates that looked like tennis shoes.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
He wanted to boot, yes skates.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
I didn't want those. Yeah, he must have heard it wrong,
because I got the ones that looked like blue Adidas
with the stripes on the side and roller skates on
the bottom.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Or I wonder if maybe he delivered your skates to
somebody else's house like another boy got.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
He asked for the tennis shoes roller skates.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I should have got knocking on doors.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Yeah, a simple mistake. The man delivers a lot of presents, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
But Santa's got the Christmas magic, you know, the whole
thing and the nose and the chimney and the deer
and all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
So what'd you leave out for Santa Claus?
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Well, we did traditional cookies milk. I mean I was
not creative. I was very much a child that worked within.
You leave cookies and Milkersana. Therefore we left cookies and
milk car Santa.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Not our kid, not our daughter Landry. When she was
growing up, she wanted to leave.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
She watched a TV show called Octanots and they ate
fish biscuits on octinots and drink pink milk on Charlie
and Lola.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
So we made.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Made fish biscuits, biscuits shaped like fish, and pink milk
and pickled harry Ye from you.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
So we used to leave Martini's and pickled harring for Sama.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Oh you did pick Oh?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I thought Landry wanted to leave it for Santa because
you like to eat pickled harring.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
I thought she was doing it for you. Y'all used
to leave pickled.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Harring, Yeah, pickled Harrying and Martini's.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
And would he eat and drink them?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
He would have a few bites, yea if you could
quickly tell the story of what what's what's our little
guy's name that shows up every morning? Elf, Tiny, Tiny
and Buttons what they got up to?
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Oh yeah, so Tiny the elf he still comes in
visits at this house, and he has little friend Buttons,
who's a little snowman that stays here with Landry. Tiny
the elf leaves Buttons for to keep an eye on Landry.
And then when Tiny comes, Tiny and Buttons do all
their stuff together.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Well, Button's got in a little trouble.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
But Tiny was in the same place one morning when
Landry got up and Buttons was he was Tiny was
in the tree.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Buttons was down amongst the presents, and uh.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Later on the next the next night, Tiny left Landry
a note that said, we're so embarrassed that you saw
the scene that you saw this morning. Buttons went out
and tied went on last night, and that he got
home right when you got out of bed.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
So what you saw was Buttons passed out in the presence.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
So Buttons was then in a bed of cotton, covered up.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
He had a little a little blue washcloth on his head.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Yeah, he was a little hungover, and Tiny nursed him
back to health.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
But It wasn't Tiny the elf.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
It was Buttons, his little friend who apparently can't be trusted.
He's a badence, he's a bad influence. But Tiny stayed
and you know he took care of him.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Well, hopefully that. I don't know what Santa does for
you guys, but unwraps the way to go.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Yeah, unwrapped is what he does for us.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Stay with us.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
We've got more coming up on one oh three point
one Austin's eighties station and on your smart device just
say play one oh three point one here, don't care
coming up in just a second. Why we need to
know this, Why this was reported? I don't know. But
ahead of caro, don't care. I want to tell you
that it's been reported that Travis Kelsey spent one hundred
(11:21):
and seventy five thousand dollars on Taylor.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Swifts for her thirty fifth birthdays. Why do we need
to know that?
Speaker 4 (11:27):
And how did they know that? For sure?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Right?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Who know they're publicists. They put stuff like that out
there to keep their name in the news. Yeah right,
I would not let people know that.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
No, I would not either.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
If you're a little off with your gone.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
I was not up with my Gongo was right on
it feels good to gong again. After five days. Here
we go, Sandy, care or.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Don't care to find out what the best way is
to walk on ice without falling and hurting yourself? Very
carefully true.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
But scientist are you you want to know?
Speaker 3 (12:14):
They're like, if you walk like a penguin walks, this
will help you be steady on the ice. Back and forth,
knees a little bit bent. Waddling back and forth like
a penguin makes sense.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I mean I watched Walk of the Penguin and they
were on ice a lot.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Yeah, they didn't fall much. They did sometimes, Yeah, sometimes
they slipped and fell.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Shortest legs on an animal, gotta be right.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
No knees. There can't be any knees on those things.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
The penguin is an odd creature.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
I know that.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
I love them. I'm fascinated by them. That was a
good movie.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
One of the one of the pictures of the year
this year was a photograph of a penguin jumping off
a cliff in Antarctica with the mob of penguins behind them. Yeah,
it's a great photo. Why they do that? But they do?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Was it? The March of the penguins, was that when
we learned that the father cannot be trusted to hold
the egg. Yes, it's so Apparently females being exasperated with
males is across all species because the female holds the
eggs on her feet to protect it from touching the
ground because it will instantly freeze. And sometimes the female
(13:24):
will pass the egg onto the male's feet so she
can go get food, and the only thing the male
has to do is to keep it from touching the ice.
And in the movie, one of the males dropped his
egg and then ran around to the other nest and
tried to steal somebody else's egg, Like, dude, I'm gonna get.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Into so much trouble.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Very funny, Sandy, Do you care or don't care to
find out? One of the perks is of being a
president and this follows you for the rest of your life.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
There's a lot of them. I do care.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Yep, you get free postage for life. You don't ever
have to buy a stamp a game they.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Need.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
They get out of office, and they make so much
money they can afford a stamp.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
That just ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
I just think it's weird that that they would think
we should give them free stamps.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
The House members and senators get it while they're in
office too.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
I know, how often do we need a freaking stamp?
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Right, I use I buy a book of stamp and
I have almost the entire book left by the end
of the year. Yeah, that's so random. I thought it
was very funny and small.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
And finally, Sandy, do care?
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Don't care to find out what Apple is thinking about
stepping into And I highly, highly disagree with this.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
The computer and phone people, yep, yeah, what are you doing?
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Foldable phones?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:39):
You and I were just making fun of foldable phones
not too long ago, because we're like, there's no possible
way that there's not something always wrong with the foldable phone.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
I don't put anything past Apple.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
You think they could perfect it?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah, I do, really phone make it like the old
school flip phone.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Oh man, I miss a flip phone.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
I thought that I was so fast texting on a
flip phone, because remember, for you to get to the
letter you wanted on the key, you'd have to get
it like three times to get to the P or whatever.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
It was ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
I was incredibly efficient at that
Okay, and we are back.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
This is not a rerun. Hello everyone, wherever you are
and however you are listening.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
From sea to shining sea. Thank you very much for
being a part of the best part of our day.
It's The Sandy Show. My name is Sandy, this is
my wife or names Tusser.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Hi, friends, and yeah, we've been gone for a few
days Wednesday to Monday, and now we're back, so we'll
tell you a little bit more about our trip and
just a little bit. You can find us on Instagram
at the Sandy Show Official. Facebook's at the Sandy Show Radio.
Make sure you grab the podcast as well. It's wherever
you get your podcast to search The Sandy Show. Tricia,
(00:42):
you want to get it started with the first thing
that made you last.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
The devil whispered in my ear. You're not strong enough
to withstand the storm. I whispered in the devil's ear.
I love your eggs.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
That took me a second.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
I know, I know, I felt the pause and I
panicked a little bit.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah, that just took me a second.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
You know what's funny about devil legs is like I
have no problem putting an entire half into my mouth,
but I would never do.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
That with a boil that which is a regular plain
boiled Yeah. No, I would never put an entire half
of a devil dag in. But it's two bites. It's
not more than three. No, it's it's a two bite snack.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I just slide it in there, the whole thing. Yeah,
my mouth's bigger than yours.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
I know, mouth.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
That's pretty funny, Tricia. Yeah, nice job. So just real quick,
just let you guys know, not to getting too much detail.
We were gone and had a great time. We went
to the Army Navy game over the weekend and had
a blast. That's a game so much fun?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Was it everything I told you it would because I
went last year too.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Well, I mean you were just like it was such
a fun game, and you know football, I just assumed
you meant just fun watching the teams or whatever. It's
the whole it's all the stuff that happens before. Yeah,
and daring, and that's what just makes it amazing pageantry
of it. Yes, it was just such an amazing experience.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Right, that's a football game, Trisia's talking about.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I know you would think, I'm like, how excited can
you get for a football game.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
I totally get it now, right.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
It was really really cool.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
We may get into a little bit more of that
later on in the show, but coming up, Tricia's got
the story we love. Is it a good one?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
It is a good one. It's a Santa story, very
appropriate for this time of year.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
He's super popular right now.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
He's super popular, very in demand right now. And we're
going to tell you about one man who got a
big Santa surprise.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Okay, that's good.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I had to reach out to Santa yesterday and ask
a favor. See if you can get hear something quick.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
I was surprised at how quickly he responded.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah, yeah, Santa owes me a few. Oh he does.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah, Santa owes me a few from the past that
I haven't cashed in, which reminds me one of my
favorite sayings I've ever heard from a very very smart
man that said, never let a favor get old.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Oh, because I'll forget.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Cash in on those favors. Yeah, don't let them get
old for it.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Know you had a direct line of sands.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I feel like that's information I should have had.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
A long time ago. Well, I kept it from you,
I know, I'm not happy about that.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
The story we.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Love is coming up. This is the Sandy Show. The
Sandy Show is proud partners with our bank. We invite
you to open your account effortlessly online at www dot org.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Dot dam Remember fdi se Christian's got a Santa story.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
That time of year, the old man is gearing up
and he's getting ready to make a big.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Big trip A week from tomorrow, actually week from tonight tonight.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Yeah, yeah, what's your fate? What do you like better
Christmas Eve Christmas Day?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Well?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I don't want to say, well, I like Christmas Day. Really, yeah,
I used to like Christmas Eve better.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Why do you not want to say well?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I don't know, because I mean because the Christmas Eve
used to be different. When before you and I got together,
right Christmas with we did differently, Traditions were different, things
were different. What I mean, Yeah, it was just different.
I'm not complaining about how Christmas Eve is now. Yeah,
it was just it was just different.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Christmas Eve still has the excitement, the anticipation, the getting
ready love. Christmas Eve my most favorite time of the day,
I mean, the time of the year.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Got one more week. His stories weel all right.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
So there's a guy, his name is Britt Goodings. He
decorated his house.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
He had some icicle lights on the eaves and he's like,
you know what, I'm going to add a small inflatable Santa.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
That'd be cute in my yard. Kind of cap it
all off.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
So he went online and he ordered a Santa, like
a four foot tall Santa inflatable for his yard. The
box comes and he was all, wow, that's bigger than
I thought the box would be, but whatever. He opened
it up anyway, got it all staked out in the yard,
pumped up the Santa, and it turned out to be
over twelve feet tall. He sent him the wrong Santa.
(04:54):
He thought he was getting a four foot inflatable, got
a twelve foot and he only paid thirty five dollars
for it.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
He got the twelve foot Santa for the four foot price.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
He got a big old sand.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
I had a big.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Old sandwhich I think the bigger the better for stuff
like that.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
So he set it up.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
He was like, I went from zero to one hundred,
no decorations to a twelve foot Santa. And he's like,
I was the hero on our street. He had to
take it down. Though, because some huge storm yep blew through.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
That's the problem with the big giant salmon. Yeah, we
had a big one.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
I know. Oh my god. I loved that Santa so much.
Why do we have it anymore? He got popped.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
You got rid of him? You didn't want to be
You didn't get rid of him. He said he was
too big.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
I would never say that. It would never get rid
of a giant Santa.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Maybe I got rid of him because I got tired
of having to go out. You guys, just all his
strings to keep him from blowing over. He was just
too big.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Oh twelve feet that's perfect.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
And I put it up in surprise while Tricia was
gone out running errands with our daughter, and I put
it up and it was standing there in the yard
when he got home.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
When I came around the corner, it was all wah.
I mean it was like taller than the trees. Yeah,
it was amazing. That is one of your best surprises ever.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
And the chocolate fountain on Valentine's Day that was your
other best gift ever.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
That is the cheapest, greatest Valentine's Day gift ever.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
You can get them at well. It used to be
bed bathroom beyond, but they're gone. A chocolate fountain and
then you just put chocolate chips in it. It melts
them up. You cut up some strawberries and some what.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Else, and marshmallows all the good stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
And you make a chocolate fountain, and your girlfriend or
wife will love you long time.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
I love you longtime.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yeah, very very much. So that is the story. We love.
She's for somebody, evens Sandy. We've got more coming up.
I did not know this until recently about Santa Claus.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
It is that Santa decides whether or not he's going
to wrap the gifts for the children or not. Oh yeah,
So when I was a kid, it was all the
Santa presents.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
He did not wrap hours.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Right, That's how it was when I was a kid too.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
But some kids sides to wrap their presence.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Yeah, and go ahead and put them under the tree.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Right.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
But I thought the most exciting thing I'd loved that
they weren't wrapped, because you came downstairs and it was
all Santa said, it all up for you, and it's
just there. Maybe you got a you know, a new
bicycle or something and it was just there.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Oh my gosh, that's the greatest thing ever.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Yeah, no, that was the best.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
And that's how you could distinguish these are my gifts
from Santa, and then these are my gifts from your
parents and your family and stuff like that, right, and
always it's the best gifts.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Well, I remember one year Santa messed up with me.
Uh oh, so I was at that aid for roller
skating was a big deal. Yeah, you know, and I
wanted some roller skates to wear to the skating rink.
And I specifically said in my letter to Santa Claus
and I told him at the mall, I do not
(07:55):
want roller I don't want tennis u roller skates, roller
skates that looked like tennis shoes.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
He wanted to boot, yes skates.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
I didn't want those. Yeah, he must have heard it wrong,
because I got the ones that looked like blue Adidas
with the stripes on the side and roller skates on
the bottom.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Or I wonder if maybe he delivered your skates to
somebody else's house like another boy got.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
He asked for the tennis shoes roller skates.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I should have got knocking on doors.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Yeah, a simple mistake. The man delivers a lot of presents, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
But Santa's got the Christmas magic, you know, the whole
thing and the nose and the chimney and the deer
and all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
So what'd you leave out for Santa Claus?
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Well, we did traditional cookies milk. I mean I was
not creative. I was very much a child that worked within.
You leave cookies and Milkersana. Therefore we left cookies and
milk car Santa.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Not our kid, not our daughter Landry. When she was
growing up, she wanted to leave.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
She watched a TV show called Octanots and they ate
fish biscuits on octinots and drink pink milk on Charlie
and Lola.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
So we made.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Made fish biscuits, biscuits shaped like fish, and pink milk
and pickled harry Ye from you.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
So we used to leave Martini's and pickled harring for Sama.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Oh you did pick Oh?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I thought Landry wanted to leave it for Santa because
you like to eat pickled harring.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
I thought she was doing it for you. Y'all used
to leave pickled.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Harring, Yeah, pickled Harrying and Martini's.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
And would he eat and drink them?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
He would have a few bites, yea if you could
quickly tell the story of what what's what's our little
guy's name that shows up every morning? Elf, Tiny, Tiny
and Buttons what they got up to?
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Oh yeah, so Tiny the elf he still comes in
visits at this house, and he has little friend Buttons,
who's a little snowman that stays here with Landry. Tiny
the elf leaves Buttons for to keep an eye on Landry.
And then when Tiny comes, Tiny and Buttons do all
their stuff together.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Well, Button's got in a little trouble.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
But Tiny was in the same place one morning when
Landry got up and Buttons was he was Tiny was
in the tree.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Buttons was down amongst the presents, and uh.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Later on the next the next night, Tiny left Landry
a note that said, we're so embarrassed that you saw
the scene that you saw this morning. Buttons went out
and tied went on last night, and that he got
home right when you got out of bed.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
So what you saw was Buttons passed out in the presence.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
So Buttons was then in a bed of cotton, covered up.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
He had a little a little blue washcloth on his head.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Yeah, he was a little hungover, and Tiny nursed him
back to health.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
But It wasn't Tiny the elf.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
It was Buttons, his little friend who apparently can't be trusted.
He's a badence, he's a bad influence. But Tiny stayed
and you know he took care of him.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Well, hopefully that. I don't know what Santa does for
you guys, but unwraps the way to go.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Yeah, unwrapped is what he does for us.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Stay with us.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
We've got more coming up on one oh three point
one Austin's eighties station and on your smart device just
say play one oh three point one here, don't care
coming up in just a second. Why we need to
know this, Why this was reported? I don't know. But
ahead of caro, don't care. I want to tell you
that it's been reported that Travis Kelsey spent one hundred
(11:21):
and seventy five thousand dollars on Taylor.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Swifts for her thirty fifth birthdays. Why do we need
to know that?
Speaker 4 (11:27):
And how did they know that? For sure?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Right?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Who know they're publicists. They put stuff like that out
there to keep their name in the news. Yeah right,
I would not let people know that.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
No, I would not either.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
If you're a little off with your gone.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
I was not up with my Gongo was right on
it feels good to gong again. After five days. Here
we go, Sandy, care or.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Don't care to find out what the best way is
to walk on ice without falling and hurting yourself? Very
carefully true.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
But scientist are you you want to know?
Speaker 3 (12:14):
They're like, if you walk like a penguin walks, this
will help you be steady on the ice. Back and forth,
knees a little bit bent. Waddling back and forth like
a penguin makes sense.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I mean I watched Walk of the Penguin and they
were on ice a lot.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Yeah, they didn't fall much. They did sometimes, Yeah, sometimes
they slipped and fell.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Shortest legs on an animal, gotta be right.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
No knees. There can't be any knees on those things.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
The penguin is an odd creature.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
I know that.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
I love them. I'm fascinated by them. That was a
good movie.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
One of the one of the pictures of the year
this year was a photograph of a penguin jumping off
a cliff in Antarctica with the mob of penguins behind them. Yeah,
it's a great photo. Why they do that? But they do?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Was it? The March of the penguins, was that when
we learned that the father cannot be trusted to hold
the egg. Yes, it's so Apparently females being exasperated with
males is across all species because the female holds the
eggs on her feet to protect it from touching the
ground because it will instantly freeze. And sometimes the female
(13:24):
will pass the egg onto the male's feet so she
can go get food, and the only thing the male
has to do is to keep it from touching the ice.
And in the movie, one of the males dropped his
egg and then ran around to the other nest and
tried to steal somebody else's egg, Like, dude, I'm gonna get.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Into so much trouble.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Very funny, Sandy, Do you care or don't care to
find out? One of the perks is of being a
president and this follows you for the rest of your life.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
There's a lot of them. I do care.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Yep, you get free postage for life. You don't ever
have to buy a stamp a game they.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Need.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
They get out of office, and they make so much
money they can afford a stamp.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
That just ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
I just think it's weird that that they would think
we should give them free stamps.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
The House members and senators get it while they're in
office too.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
I know, how often do we need a freaking stamp?
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Right, I use I buy a book of stamp and
I have almost the entire book left by the end
of the year. Yeah, that's so random. I thought it
was very funny and small.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
And finally, Sandy, do care?
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Don't care to find out what Apple is thinking about
stepping into And I highly, highly disagree with this.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
The computer and phone people, yep, yeah, what are you doing?
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Foldable phones?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:39):
You and I were just making fun of foldable phones
not too long ago, because we're like, there's no possible
way that there's not something always wrong with the foldable phone.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
I don't put anything past Apple.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
You think they could perfect it?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah, I do, really phone make it like the old
school flip phone.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Oh man, I miss a flip phone.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
I thought that I was so fast texting on a
flip phone, because remember, for you to get to the
letter you wanted on the key, you'd have to get
it like three times to get to the P or whatever.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
It was ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
I was incredibly efficient at that
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