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This trend of men taking pictures withtheir infant with no shirt on a really
really bothers me. Why. Idon't know. It just bothers me.
I would hate if there was apicture out there of me with my dad
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with no shirt off. Would botheryou? It just bugs me. I
don't know why. Again, youknow what it's for, right, that's
the whole bs. Skin on skin. It's oh please, it's skin to
skin contact, which something to dowith stimulating the baby the warmth that it
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helps the baby. Like it's beenproven little babies in like the neonatal unit,
premies and stuff, they recover,they get better faster if they have
skin on skin. Okay, I'llgive you that. Why do you got
to take a picture of it andput it out there? That's the thing,
right, I mean, why doyou need to do that? Because
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it's their kid, it's their brandnew baby. They want to record every
moment of it. Why would they'regonna be like, well, we're not
going to take a picture of thedad holding it because you didn't have a
shirt on. I think they're takingtheir shirts off on purpose doing it well,
probably probably because the nurses are tellinghim this is really good for your
baby. Yeah, no, Idon't know. That's the thing. Don't
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you have anything in your life thatjust you don't heat up food when you
take it out of the right hopout of me? And I don't know
why this bugs the crap out ofme. I'm glad that I would never
do that. I would say,kid, you need to get your stimulation
somewhere else. Taking off my shoes. There's a picture of me with our
newborn baby, Landry, when I'mholding I'm stupid too. My toxic trait
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is I won't let you clean becauseit's not clean unless I clean it.
But then I'll yell at you fornot cleaning. That is spot on for
Trisha, Yeah, spot on.Do you realize you do that? I
mean you do not clearly you do. I mean, obviously I do.
I do if I'm joking about it, right, because I'll wipe a counter
down with the Clorox wipe and Trishawill go back over top of it.
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You wipe the counter, you don'twipe the whole counter. You wipe swash
swats of the counter. How aboutthat. I don't know about the other
day when I was in your roomand there was a piece of popcorn laying
on your bedside table and it didn'thave been there for like a week,
And I was like, do yousee that laying there? And You're like,
no, I didn't even notice it. I think your eyes just don't
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see things I just which I findamazing. Yeah. So yeah, it's
gonna be frustrating to be you,though, to want things to see,
to see things all everything, seeanything. You see everything? I see
all the things. Does that driveyou a little nuts? I mean sometimes
yeah, Then other times I'm like, oh, I'm just glad I saw
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that. I'll clean it up.If it's somebody else's house it's dirty,
I don't care, right, it'sjust mine. This was kind of funny.
There's this guy. He lives inTennessee, was a Costco and his
mom threw a surprise party at theCostco. But here's what she did.
They went to Costco on his birthdayand they just pretended like she was there.
They were there to shop, butevery once in a while one of
his closest friends had come up andsay, Hi, she had them planet
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in the store, thirty of them. Oh my god. And he finally
figured it out what was going on. But I thought, that's pretty clever,
right, that's very fuun. Thestories whela all right. Last week,
a woman in North Carolina went toa restaurant. She accidentally left her
credit card behind. When she realizedshe'd left it, she went back to
pick it up. But here's theproblem. An employee had spotted the card,
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and in an effort to help findthe woman, he took photos of
the front and back of the creditcard and posted it on Facebook in a
group for the town. I've gotthe woman talking about You want to hear
it? Yes, here she is. I couldn't believe that they did that,
But I was sick thinking that I'llbe responsible for all those charges.
It had been used a whole lot, a whole lot of declines. Here's
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something crazy is that? When?Okay, so, when I lived in
Cincinnati, when I moved back toTexas, there was still some male being
delivered to that address, and oneof the things was a credit card.
And the idiots that got my apartmentused that credit card to buy all kinds
of marijuana growing stuff. Oh mygod. Right, And so I just
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turned it over the credit card companyand they took it from there. But
how dumb is that? Right,it's the address, the address, yeah
idiot, Yeah, Trisha, Whydo you have a disco ball hanging from
your rear view mirror? Seems veryout of character for you. Yeah,
it's driving me crazy. I hateit that it's there. I don't like
to put things on my car likethat. But I took our daughter to
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a doctor's appointment last week because shewas sick. And normally it's her pediatrician
that she's been going to since todayshe was born, and they always have
a basket of stickers, right,and still to this day, she picks
a sticker and the lady behind thedesk reached under her desk and pulled out
this disco ball hanging from a stringand gave it to Landry. And the
moment we got in the car,she hung it up on my rearview mirror.
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I think it sends out a vibelike I'm ready to party. I
don't know. I think other carsare gonna go. She parties, she
parties. That's the vibe I wantto send out. But every time Landry
gets in the car, she knocksit around. I have to go stop.
It's causing problem. Do you careor don't care? To find out
the average age in which a personstops being cool. Oh gosh, could
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I guess? And you tell meif I'm right? Mine was right on.
This was right on for me.Yeah, you guess. I'm gonna
say you stop being cool at thirtyone now, thirty one thirty one.
I think that's when I was thecoolest. Sorry, geez, just a
guess. One is when you've justmastered all the stuff you're trying to get
down in your twenty gez again,good, No, I'm afraid you'll bite
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my hand off. No, clearlyyou're wrong. Thirty one, thirty nine,
thirty nine. Really yep. Ihad our daughter at thirty eight.
At my thirty ninth birthday, Istill looked pretty good at my fortieth birthday
not so great. Well, youdon't have to wait very long for a
new trend in food or drink,that's for sure. And the latest one
is adding pickles. Yes, justsliced pickles like you would put on a
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hamburger to the top of your doctorpepper. Right, A big thing,
and I've not tried it. Ilove a doctor pepper. I don't want
to mess up much. You lovea pickle, I love a pickle.
But I just don't see the combinationtogether. But one of our listeners,
Felix, Yep, he got himselfone, didn't he he did? He
got one and he sent me thephoto. I posted it. He said
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he went to a sonic, orderedit. They didn't even blink. Got
is doctor Pepper with his pickles init? I posted the photo. I
had all kinds of responses. I'dsay, fifty to fifty, Yes,
they're going to try it, looksgood. Fifty fifth do you know it's
disgusting. Here's the thing about tryingit. What's the downside? So you're
out the cost of a drink?Right right? So my friend Johanna,
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she and her daughter Coral, theywent to a sonic on Friday nights because
tweet she I Guessa had seen mypost and they got one and they called
me and they reported on back tome as they were trying it. At
first they were like, interesting,not bad. Put the pickles in,
and then about fifteen minutes later,I guess the pickles had time to kind
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of marinate in there. Yeah,they called back and they're like, okay,
now it's gross. She got tobe careful how much pickles and pickles
you put in. But they alsosaid that the Sonic they went to were
like what you want what? Theydidn't understand it. So I think it's
hit or miss it is, AndI'm just reading some of the comments here.
People are like, strange combination.Wait what Wow, my nephew just
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put the vomit emoji. Yeah onthere, nasty. Jennifer Frazell, a
longtime listener and friend, just madethe green smiling down smiley face one which
means gross. But do you rememberthere's people that love the pickle and Sonic
did the Dill pickle slush. Ohdid that a few years ago. So
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that sounds like what my friend Johannasaid. She used to stick Jolly ranchers
inside pickles and then the jolly rancherflavor kind of infused into the pickle.
Yeah. I like that. Imean, I think it's the natural,
the sweet and salty. You know, Felix got a lot of pickles in
his. He put a lot ofpickles in his and then the big question
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was do you put just the picklesor do you include juice as well?
Right, I don't know, Idon't know. Well my for me,
my answer is none. You don'tlike a pickle. I don't. I
am not a fan of a pickle. I do not care for a pickle.
I'm the person that gives my pickleaway. Yeah, you know,
the pickle comes with the sandwich.I take it. You can always have
it. I take it every singletime. And who decided to throw a
pickle with it? Right? Picklestands alone. Pickle didn't always have to
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be on the side of something.That's true. My friend Sean would order
a jumbo pickle at the movie theaterevery time we went rosed to drink the
juice out a little celliphane that neverfinished the pickle. I don't think in
the history of jumbo pickle, saysanybody ever eat an entire jumbo pickle.
Let's wrap up the show for theday. Thanks for being with us.
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If you're just now getting in here, get here a little bit earlier tomorrow,
all right, is pretty much thelatest you could get here if you're
just tuning in. Yeah, isthe least amount of attrition seeing that you
can get is right now. AndI have gotten a big kick out of
you guys that have tagged us onyour social media post so we can see
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do today? What we learned,Well, we did pretty good. We
learned that the age at which youare no longer cool, all your coolness
leaves your body thirty nine thirty ninemuch tracked with me is right after I
had our daughter. I think shesucked all my coolness into herself. I
don't think I was ever cool allof a sudden. I couldn't fix my
hair. I didn't know how toput makeup on, had hair coming out
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of places all over. Well,when you're pregnant, you have weird hair
growth. Yeah, yeah, thatmakes it sound weird. Good. That
one on your shoulder blade, curlyone. It wasn't in places, it
wasn't supposed to be. It wasjust more than normal normal, it's normal.
Another thing we learned we listened toan interview that Michael Phelps was Was
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he on ballin night Show? Ye, it's Tonight's show. Yeah, And
he was talking about the first timehis kid was in a swim race.
We're here, Yeah, there yougo. It's never had a swimming race
before ever. He literally said tome, He's like, Dad, I'm
going to jump off off the startingblock and I was like, awesome,
I can't wait to see it.Doesn't jump off the starting block. But
as soon as he dove in,I mean, he was half a body
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like that. It was unbelievable.I've never seen anything like it. I've
never seen him swim like that.He took two breasts the whole lap and
just I mean, I don't wantto say destroyed everybody, but I got
yeah. Well, I mean,your dad's Michael Pelps got good jeans.
Yeah. Genetics. It's a thingwhy our daughter can throw the shop,
but strong parents, strong genetics.Have a great day everyone, Thanks for
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listening. We'll do it again tomorrow, and don't take any crap from anybody.
Bye bye,