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Kaleb and Kyle bravely unpack what it means to return to Knoxville, Tennessee and Sonoma, California as gay adults who've built lives elsewhere. Their contrasting experiences highlight the psychological weight of hometowns for LGBTQ+ individuals. As Kyle notes, "There's a lot of trauma stored in hometowns for gay people."

The hosts explore the fascinating psy...

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What happens when a sommelier stops drinking for a month? Kyle shares their experience giving up alcohol for Dry January, revealing surprising insights about social anxiety, habitual cravings, and the cultural normalization of drinking.

As a Level 2 sommelier whose job literally requires tasting wine, Kyle found themselves drinking every night – a glass after work that often led...

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Welcome to Season 3 of Unfamously Unwell! We're kicking things off with a bang as we dive into what might be our most chaotic episode yet.

Remember when Kaleb dabbled in witchcraft to help me land my dream job? The spell worked so well that I not only got the position but also scored a raise before even starting. We're talking candles, crystals, milk offerings, and mag...

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Music isn't just background noise—it's the soundtrack to our lives. On the last episode of 2024, we chat about our top-played songs and how they reflect pivotal events, from energizing gym sessions to emotionally charged concerts. Join us as we explore the magical resonance of favorite artists like Pink and Jess Glynne, and debate Spotify's algorithmic quirks. Listen to ho...

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Inspired by the wildest, most unhinged moments of our year, we're bringing the drama with the Unwelly Awards. From our best (and worst) spending habits to hilariously awkward romantic encounters, get ready to hear the juicy details that shaped our year. We're promising you nothing less than a riotous recounting of our adventures, complete with the quirky charm of color stories ...

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What if a single holiday could become the compass for your personal transformation? Kaleb reflects on how Halloween became the unexpected marker of life's twists and turns, sparking joy, heartbreak, and self-realization.

As we share experiences of personal growth, heartache, and new beginnings, you’ll hear about Kaleb's journey from a rocky relationship-fueled move to ...

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What happens when you mix modern dating misadventures with the magical world of Broadway? After a Thanksgiving filled with reflection, "Wicked" had us thinking about defying gravity not just on stage but in our own relationships. This week, Kyle's sister, Isabella, joins us to share what it's like navigating the dating scene as a Gen Z woman in Washington DC. Our conv...

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Happy Kylesgiving! This week, Kyle is giving us 9 things he's learned about life in the last 36 years. Why nine? Because his aunt was abducted by aliens, that's why! 

As we explore life's most spontaneous moments, we also peek into universal insecurities and the empowering force of confidence. The episode delves into the complexity of emotions, particularly anger,...

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Ever had a bathroom encounter that spiraled into an escapade worthy of its own episode? We certainly did, and we're here to spill the hilarious details! Join us as we recount an unexpected midday adventure that segues into a vibrant Pride kickoff party in Palm Springs. Meet the man who might just be Kyle's future ex-husband and enjoy a digital-age proposal via Grindr, all while...

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Prepare this week to laugh as we recount the chaotic pre-Halloween preparations that include makeshift costumes and unexpected party advice. From turning into Lara Croft and a grandma to cash-only drinks and unexpected encounters, the night proves to be a whirlwind of spontaneity and friendship. As if the night wasn’t eventful enough, a surprise hookup among friends adds a juicy twist wi...

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Picture yourself in Austin, Texas, caught up in the whirlwind of the Austin City Limits festival. We recount our wild nights and amusing mishaps, from charming local encounters to humorous language barriers at the local club scene. Get ready for tales of pacing ourselves through unforgettable performances, all while navigating Austin's vibrant nightlife and the delightful chaos it b...

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Ever found yourself trapped in an embarrassing situation where your dignity is on the line, all thanks to an ill-timed bowel mishap? We certainly have, and we're not holding back! Here on our latest episode, we're sharing uproarious tales of fried food and unfortunate car accidents, all while reflecting on the tragic loss of pristine white Calvin Klein briefs. But fear not, dea...

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Get ready for a candid trip through our personal alcohol journeys, beginning with some raw confessions. This episode is a spirited exploration of our evolving relationship with alcohol.

Childhood curiosity meets teenage awkwardness as we recount our initial encounters with alcohol, painting a picture of the social dynamics that shaped our perspectives. Join us for laughs about t...

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Rewind to the days when balancing school, odd jobs, and taxes felt like a full-time circus act. We reminisce about our first jobs and the quirky tales that came with them, from mastering grocery store shifts to dealing with the unexpected at the zoo food stand. Ever wonder how a female tortoise's antics could lighten up a summer job? We've got stories that do just that, highlig...

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Tyler and Isaac, our fellow Seattle podcasters from "There Are No Gays in Montana," drop in this week to share their wild experiences; from working in Las Vegas hotels to their brushes with celebrity. We dive into how growing up gay has influenced our adult relationships, shedding light on the often comical and poignant moments that come with it.

Journey with us throug...

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WARNING: This week's podcast contains discussions of violence and rape. These topics can be triggering for some listeners. Listen with tissues and caution.

Our discussion begins with at-home karaoke practice and a Tori Kelli concert and unfolds into an unforgettable night of encounters.  A dramatic reunion and a humorous run-in with a familiar face from the past set the ton...

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Find out this week if Kaleb ever made his Dentist appointment and which celebrities Kyle ran into in Provincetown (spoiler alert! It was Tammy Brown and Billy Eichner). 

Ever wondered why gay vacation spots like P-Town or Puerto Vallarta hold such a special allure? We get real about the affordability, the unique dynamics in personal and romantic relationships, and the emotional ...

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This week, we're diving into the world of skincare, with Jamil as our honored guest and skincare guru. If you're like Kyle, and know next to nothing about skincare, then tune in for easy, affordable, and accessible tips and tricks to take care of your skin. In the episode, we reminisce on our acne struggles, share our current skincare routines (or lack thereof), and discuss our...

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Have you ever sniffed out elk scat or found yourself illegally pocketing rocks from a national park? Join us as we recount our quirky and adventurous road trip to the Hoh National Rainforest, filled with memorable moments. From practicing baton routines to recounting the hilarity of "Big Mama's House," our mutual love for music serves as the soundtrack to our escapades. Th...