We're All Dead

We're All Dead

Is it too late to save humanity? Yes, but that doesn't mean it isn't hilarious. Join part-time nihilists Matt and Chris as they converse about our failed species.

Episodes

October 28, 2025 33 mins

I'm way too tired to think of a description. Sorry. Don't listen to this.

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The boys come up with a blockbuster movie idea.

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October 14, 2025 59 mins

AI think Chris' name is Crungus now and this is what AI thinks about this episode:
"Matt and Crungus explore a variety of topics ranging from the absurdities of modern parenting and the state of the world to the complexities of masculinity in politics. They share humorous anecdotes, delve into the impact of family dynamics on personal beliefs, and reflect on the importance of creativity and humor in navigating life's challenges. Th...

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Henry Riggs of Nameless Numberhead Comedy joins Matt for fun while Chris snoozes away like a dang fool.

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September 30, 2025 58 mins

Comedian Andy Livengood returns to the podcast! Sorry about that title. Blame Dr. Pepper. All are welcome to laugh. Subscribe to  @WereAllDeadPodcast  today!

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We're joined by comedian/podcaster Lindsay Collins (Effin B Radio) for a hilarious episode of We're All Dead... the podcast rated #1 by a guy who read The New Yorker once.

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We're joined by the hilarious Dan Hanf to talk planking on graves, hipster cowboys and other normal topics. Subscribe, you lazy bum.

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September 9, 2025 62 mins

There's no other way to say it. Chris got his holes wet and it ruined the podcast.

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Tell us about all your hole problems.

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September 2, 2025 64 mins

Seriously, a blind man can see out of his tooth now. This episode we say lots of dumb things, but we're JFKidding. Thanks for listening, WAD Squad.

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Matt and Chris discuss the new Zach Cregger film Weapons. (SPOILER ALERT!) Story, symbology, real life influences... the meaning of 2:17. All is revealed on this special episode of We're All Dead.

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August 19, 2025 49 mins

Brian Cox lazily endorses hamburgers for more money than you'll make in a lifetime. Enjoy the episode!

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August 12, 2025 62 mins

The boys are finally together for an epic reunion! Matt and Chris drink way too much coffee and come face to face for the first time. Fresh out of a Cypress Hill concert the boys battle with healing crystals.

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August 5, 2025 55 mins

The boys have a very macho pitch meeting.

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July 29, 2025 60 mins

Hulk, Oz, and Malcom-Jamal. But mostly we just joke about horsesh*t.

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July 22, 2025 48 mins

We're All Dead is edited before a live studio audience.
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'Ol pal and comedian Jason Groce joins the pod!
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July 8, 2025 61 mins

Chris and Matt disagree about reality. But Matt wins the argument because Chris sneezes.
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July 1, 2025 62 mins

The title of the episode is revealed in the amazing twist ending. Also Matt burnt his b-hole.

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June 24, 2025 59 mins

Hey, it's Matt. I'm too tired to write something clever. This episode is funny. I promise.

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June 17, 2025 63 mins

Chris worked on "The Rehearsal" with Nathan Fielder. They're pretty much best friends.
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