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March 27, 2024 126 mins

WE'VE FINALLY MADE IT! Join us in our final celebration of Wonka in the form of our live broadcast from the Multi-versal Wonka Squad hosted WonkAwards. In our defense, we did ask them to host a graduation, but we really should have seen this coming. So hang out in the booth with us and listen to one of the worst awards shows ever produced! Afterwards, you'll get to emerge from the well with us, and find out what's in store from the now free hosts of Wonka Watch. 

To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. And to follow our new project, check out @clatfartburg on instagram! Other accounts are soon to follow!

We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com

If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch! All supporters will get a shout out on the podcast :).

Cover Art by Reilly Branson:  https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/

Timestamps:

00:00 Intro

04:56 Reviewing the Red Carpet

18:40 At the Awards Show

21:02 The Show Begins

23:40 The Best Wonka Awards

32:10 Most Smashable Wonka

37:09 Best Primary Wonka Media

40:14 Cutest Couple

44:03 In Memoriam

46:30 Best of Any Other Wonka Media

48:33 Worst Awards

54:06 Best Recurring Character

56:52 The Final Prediction Verdict

01:00:26 The Lifetime Achievement Award

01:04:52 Wonka Scholar Valedictorian Speech

01:12:29 Wilfred’s Big Moment

01:21:50 Leaving the Well

01:25:49 We arrive… somewhere…

01:27:09 The Aftershow!

 

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