The Woody Show

Dr. Dubrow stops by for two segments. The whole crew runs through Cheers and Jeers, from Greg saving a beetle to Jeff G's wife going on a seven-hour bender at brunch, plus Morgan's adult sleepovers and Sammi not knowing how to use Apple Pay. After Hours voicemails include a guy who just put his dog down and felt a connection to the show, and a guy who ran away from home as a kid and hitchhiked to Tennessee. Plus the Biggest Loser u...

Gina's been taking Krav Maga twice a week, and before taping she demonstrated a choke defense on Greg — fake kick, fake punch, very real shove into the wall. Greg then defends himself against charges that he rigs The Woody Show's Weakest Link with hard questions to dodge buying everyone a meal, and reads a poem from his 1992 journal from a summer in Cambridge, England. Plus Menace turns Evanescence into "Evan Essence" in a co...

Menace’s “Brain Chambers” had a tough friday during DUIQ & The Dad Jokes” +  A drone delivered McDonald's and alcohol straight to a prison cell in Quebec, and Pentagon staff dropped the historic WWII globe Dwight D. Eisenhower used to plan the war while trying to move it into Pete Hegseth's office. Menace's birthday month rolls on with the return of Subway's Fritos Chicken Enchilada Sub, a TV giveaw...

Menace’s “Brain Chambers” had a tough friday during DUIQ & The Dad Jokes” +  A drone delivered McDonald's and alcohol straight to a prison cell in Quebec, and Pentagon staff dropped the historic WWII globe Dwight D. Eisenhower used to plan the war while trying to move it into Pete Hegseth's office. Menace's birthday month rolls on with the return of Subway's Fritos Chicken Enchilada Sub, a TV giveaw...

The gang confesses the hated things they secretly love, from Cybertrucks to secondhand smoke to Hallmark Christmas movies. A Canadian tourist is convicted in the great Las Vegas flamingo heist, former child star Erik von Detten faces a $2.1 million gold-coin lawsuit, and Airbnb finally bans the checkout chore list — plus looters in France learn the stolen iPhones brick themselves. Jeff G takes on Woody in NFL Biggest Loser an...

The gang confesses the hated things they secretly love, from Cybertrucks to secondhand smoke to Hallmark Christmas movies. A Canadian tourist is convicted in the great Las Vegas flamingo heist, former child star Erik von Detten faces a $2.1 million gold-coin lawsuit, and Airbnb finally bans the checkout chore list — plus looters in France learn the stolen iPhones brick themselves. Jeff G takes on Woody in NFL Biggest Loser an...

A tourist tried to remove a spider from his vacation villa and burned the house down. The DUI-Q returns — listener Mike beats a drunk May, and Woody admits the questions make him feel stupid too. Plus Finish the Google Search: the top five for "Is it illegal to…", a woman who faked her own death to dodge charges over fake GoFundMes, and influencers getting too close to sharks. Also: Woody's floor-time health trend, a w...

A tourist tried to remove a spider from his vacation villa and burned the house down. The DUI-Q returns — listener Mike beats a drunk May, and Woody admits the questions make him feel stupid too. Plus Finish the Google Search: the top five for "Is it illegal to…", a woman who faked her own death to dodge charges over fake GoFundMes, and influencers getting too close to sharks. Also: Woody's floor-time health trend, a w...

Would YOU sit through a two-hour employee training video? The show had to — and it answers the important questions, like when it's OK to touch someone at work, how close is too close, and whether office massages are ever acceptable. Plus, ChatGPT ranked all 50 states and did not hold back: the smartest, friendliest, smelliest, ugliest and sluttiest states — and the most boring state in America (sorry, Kansas). Also toda...

Would YOU sit through a two-hour employee training video? The show had to — and it answers the important questions, like when it's OK to touch someone at work, how close is too close, and whether office massages are ever acceptable. Plus, ChatGPT ranked all 50 states and did not hold back: the smartest, friendliest, smelliest, ugliest and sluttiest states — and the most boring state in America (sorry, Kansas). Also toda...

Cheers and Jeers all morning + the NFL Sunday fallout, rioters looting stores in Paris, and the Kansas mom who drove her truck onto a youth soccer field killing two kids — released without charges and nobody will explain why. Plus: Woody's Costco Halloween candy haul, Delivery Driver Appreciation Week kicks off with DoorDash driver Todd spinning the wheel, Menace butchers mispronounced food words, Morgan recaps 'Couples Thera...

Cheers and Jeers all morning + the NFL Sunday fallout, rioters looting stores in Paris, and the Kansas mom who drove her truck onto a youth soccer field killing two kids — released without charges and nobody will explain why. Plus: Woody's Costco Halloween candy haul, Delivery Driver Appreciation Week kicks off with DoorDash driver Todd spinning the wheel, Menace butchers mispronounced food words, Morgan recaps 'Couples Thera...

This week's Saturday special is dedicated to Menace's dog Churro, who passed away — and the room gets real about pet grief, with Morgan and Jeff opening up about their own recent losses. Then it's the week's best: Gina's scorching hot take that she wouldn't care if her husband got a "happy ending" at a massage parlor (the room did NOT agree), Tobey Maguire officiating his ex's wedding, the $5 million question — would yo...

The crew runs through the morning's headlines including Pope Leo's lung cancer diagnosis, Cornell's frat party ban, and the 40-year sentence for Keffe D in the Tupac case, then debates AI and trade jobs + Listeners call in with their best "bad kid" confessions, and Jeff calls Woody's wife so she can defend herself against claims she was a perfect angel growing up. Woody’s wife stayed on the phone to discuss Happy Endings and ...

The crew runs through the morning's headlines including Pope Leo's lung cancer diagnosis, Cornell's frat party ban, and the 40-year sentence for Keffe D in the Tupac case, then debates AI and trade jobs + Listeners call in with their best "bad kid" confessions, and Jeff calls Woody's wife so she can defend herself against claims she was a perfect angel growing up. Woody’s wife stayed on the phone to discuss Happy Endings and ...

The crew runs through the morning's headlines including Pope Leo's lung cancer diagnosis, Cornell's frat party ban, and the 40-year sentence for Keffe D in the Tupac case, then debates AI and trade jobs + Listeners call in with their best "bad kid" confessions, and Jeff calls Woody's wife so she can defend herself against claims she was a perfect angel growing up. Woody’s wife stayed on the phone to discuss Happy Endings and ...

The crew runs through the morning's headlines including Pope Leo's lung cancer diagnosis, Cornell's frat party ban, and the 40-year sentence for Keffe D in the Tupac case, then debates AI and trade jobs + Listeners call in with their best "bad kid" confessions, and Jeff calls Woody's wife so she can defend herself against claims she was a perfect angel growing up. Woody’s wife stayed on the phone to discuss Happy Endings and ...