The Woody Show April 12th 2024 Podcast

Fail Stories, Duiq, The Friday Turn Up and more!

Episode Transcript

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Speaker's Due to the graphic nature ofthis program, listener discretion is advised.
That's not all No Woody Shows.The Woody Show Insensitivity Training Class is now

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in session. A good morning,everybody. I'm taking a quick glance at
the calendar style. I want toget everybody too excited for no reason.
Something confirm here, don't want tohave an n RB Yep, Okay,
yep. It is April twelfth.Yep, it's true. Great, today

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is Friday. I know I feelthe same way. I get it.
Girl, first week back after ourvacation, and here we are. We
find ourselves out a Friday morning.Thank you for being here. I'm Woodie.
That's Raby Love g Rave. There'sGreg Gory. Hoo, we got

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a menace? What is some ass? Sammy is here by Caroline Morgan and
Vaughn. It is the Woody Show. Let's get the Friday underwey all right,
Well now it's officially Friday. Wellit's beneficial. We are the Woodie
Show, and we are so pleasedand thankful that you are here. And
let's get through the morning and inthe weekend as quickly as we can.

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Friday Fail story is happening today alsobefore the hours up Raby's Nerd and Out
Report and the birthday's Porno birthdays andthey're the Dumbass contest. Today will be
the dui Q So that's coming upagain. Phones eight seven seven forty four
Friday check ins. You send thoseon the text over to two to nine

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eight seven. Uh. This weekin Sea Bass a rip. So you
know, Sea Bass claims he's notreally a lazy person, but when you
hear what he did, I thinkthis is pretty lazy. Oh really,
oh really yeah, yes he hada door dash delivery. This is this
is next level lazy, all right. So I was in. I mean
he's always ripping on us and rippingon you know, fat people or people

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in general, every human being.Yes, I think it's only fair when
he's like over the top lazy thatwe got in Islands, New Zealand.
Has my pie? Well my piewas yeah. So I got on DoorDash.
I said, let's see what's aroundhere, and oh, there's this
Indian place, little local place downthe road. I'll put it in.
I'll pick ups. Now they're nonechicken pier or whatever the hell it is.
So I got on the door Dashwebsite. I go, okay,

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oh it's right across the street.Fantastic, pick it up in ten minutes,
right, so wait ten minutes,go downstairs. I go outside,
pull up the app to get theexact directions, and then oh damn,
the I was using the hotel WiFi and that's not exactly always perfect with
your location. Yeah, so therestaurant was actually half a mile down the
road. Walking on my phone,it's like thirteen minute walk to the ter

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restaurant. Oh and so round tripthat's twenty five minutes. Right across the
street was he old taco bell?Nice coming in clutch? So I said,
I really want to walk twenty fivewhole minutes. You get for paid,
bought and paid for it because thequestion so clearly you've been to this
restaurant before Dockland and Zealand. No, oh no, no, no,

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no, he's a regular. Yeah, weekly hours, weekend. Yeah,
sorry, brain fart. But wasit possible that you could walk there just
eat while you're there, So it'snot like it's not like, h that's
what I was thinking, and allthe way there, all the way back
there. So yeah, just gothere, sit down, eat your food,
and then you probably want to walka little bit after you eat,

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right, I would have done it. Why know you wouldn't. Yeah,
So I was like, nah,no, dog, I don't want to.
I don't want to take the timeto walk all the way over there.
I get it, bro because partof it is anchoring to They talk
about this when you're like when you'repitching sales or you're pitching prices. It's
like I had it in my mindthat was right across the street. So

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I was already I was all psychedup to Oh, it's right over the
Oh it's not okay, it thefood you already paid for. This is
true, but you know I'm vacationmyself. Couldn't you somehow gone back on
the app and just said I changedmy mind, deliver it. I thought
about that, but then again,I don't want to deal with they're still

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waiting for you. I have astory of some food I paid for that
I didn't eat. So I wasat the airport and I thought I would
have enough time for them to preparethe food and for me to eat it.
But they started calling for people toget onto the airplane. And you
know me, I'm not big.I'm bringing on food onto an airplane.
I won't do it, and theygo, oh no, we'll pack it
up for you. I was like, oh no, I got to go,

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and they're like no, no,no, we'll give it to you.
And it was like a thirty fivedollars meal. Like nah, you
just left them good. So Iwent and got online to get in the
airplane and I can see the workerslooking for me, and I'm like,
I look the other way because Ididn't want them to hand me the food,
and then I would get on theplane because I didn't want to be
that person. Yeah, you don'twalk on hot food. No, no,
And it's just I don't know,I feel weird about it and it's

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not comfortable. Yeah, I agree, And I ended up doing nearly the
exact same thing. The next week. I was it was like late night.
I was at a hotel, notback in America, but the only
thing open was Dominoes. Oh yeah, I go on that the pizza track
and everything. Yeah, it tellsyou who's perpect, he tells you the
name of the person making it.Yeah. Yeah. So he says okay,
thirty five minutes like, oh,you're great. So I walk over
to Dominoes, which is about youknow, about ten minutes away, walk

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up this time. Not my faultthough, the guy. The guy kids
like, oh, I'll be likeanother twenty five thirty minutes. Yeah.
I didn't look at the orders comingin, and I was like, well,
there's a seven element across the street. So after that, I got
a burrito from seven to eleven.Good news, though, is when I
walked back to the hotel room,I got to notice, Oh, Domino's
has canceled your order. Okay,tell the kid it canceled. I was

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like, oh, no problem,walked away. So I kind of got
saved on that one. But samesame principle. Yeah, my fault as
much. I wouldn't let that thirtyfive dollars of food just go what what
was it? It was delicious too, was a guy fiery cheeseburger? Oh
my gosh, five dollars at theairport? Yeah, now, no hot
bravy. No. I support thisone hundred percent. Unfortunately the timing didn't

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work out for you. No hotfood on the plane. Oh it smells
so good. But you get ina plane yourself. Weren't you hungry?
Didn't you need to eat? Iwas starving as usually. Yeah, but
no I'm not going to eat onthat. What a great way to spend
that. Be respectful of yourself notother people. You said there's not any
food. You just spend thirty fivedollars on a hamburger and fries and fries

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and okay, a big deal ona combo. You just spent thirty five
dollars on a combo meal. Thatwasn't a stake and it's a massive you
know. I was flying and uh, like a family of four each brought
on their burger, king god,and they were sitting right next to me.
Oh god, that was hay.There are wornein there. Smells on

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the plane. You would normally callout hyperbole on stuff like this, like
smells delicious, smells delicious, smellsdelicious on a plane, magically heinous When
it gets on a plane and it'sin the bag, all you smell is
grease. I know what's the worstthing to I hate like the container and
the containers are all sweaty, youknow, like they have like condensation on

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them. Like I hate like touchingthe container when it's all like wet because
it's been sitting in there like fora long time. The food and it
would have been a long time too, because I couldn't eat the food immediately.
You have to wait till the planetakes On one hand, yeah,
it's like, what's up? Oprah? Right to address grace garbage? Can

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I believe that you guys aren't callingout the uh over the top ness?
I agree that that's a bit ofa but at the same time, I
also agree there is. It isa weird paradox that when you yourself are
not expecting or wanting to eat foodand someone else has it, it's unnerving
and unsettling. I do agree withthat. Like we talk about it in
the office, Like I would ifI was eating that guy salmon and broccoli,
I would enjoy that, Okay,but he's eating it. You're talking

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about salmon and broccol whatever the thingis. You're saying that a burger which
smells acting awesome. No, Iunderstandmell magically, give me a break.
I'd rather smellccoli and the guy tookhis shoes off next to me, or
somebody cutting because he takes a planelike once a week. I'm not contained

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a little a little bit here.When I took my flight back from New
Zealand and I was in the firstclass pods, and they did like a
four course meal. It did smelldelightful. You were getting that. That's
because it was my food. Yeah, say, but when you're on the
plane, even if you're not sittingin first class, like when they start
serving the first class meal, itdoes smell good in the plane. Yeah,

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it smells better than it did before. They were talking about eating durian
on a plane, something that younormally think smells good venison with a raspberry
sauce, creamy polenta. But goingback, like the number two concern was
the smell Number one. It's justI just don't like eating hot food like
that on a plane. I don'tlike bringing it onto the plane order because

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I thought I had enough time.They took a lot longer than normal to
prepare Salad's going to get a saladsalad. That's like you're ordering the veggie
platter as long as it has aburger inside. Allright. Phones over at
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freight politically correct world on this Fridaymorning, into the weekend we go.
It is April to twelfth, twentytwenty four. Wody, that's Ramy.
Hello, here's Greg Gory. Youwould menace. Good morning to you.
Good morning, Woody seabasses. Herewe've got Sammy. If the phone's
open at eight seven seven forty fourWooding. That's eight seven seven forty four
Wooding. You can hit us overthat text at Friday check in over to

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two two nine eighty seven. Comingup. We got the DYQ this hour
a chance to win some stuf.Also the Friday Fail stories here in just
a moment, but everyone is talkingand joking about the death of OJ Simpson.
A lot of great memes out there. If you saw the one that
was on our Instagram at the WoodyShow. Friend of mine sent me this

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picture. Somebody had photoshop the whitebronco and made it into a Bronco hears
a hearst. Yeah, yeah,pretty funny. That was pretty good.
And I saw the one about thegallons of orange juice and it says OJ
has expired and had like the expirationdate print on the orange juice. But

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some people, you guys remember MarshaClark, right, one of the prosecutors
in his trial. Also, theWhite House sent their condolences to the Simpson
family. OJ died still owing theGoldman's more than one hundred million dollars including
interest, and they still plan ongrabbing whatever they can from his estate,
if anything's even left. But rodden. Goldman's father, Fred released a statement

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that said, quote, it's nogreat loss to the world you expect him
to see. There were a lotof statements like that yesterday. I think
my favorite comments so far has beenon our Instagram post of the bronco hearst
and this guy said, I can'twait to read Cancer's book if I did
it. Oh, yeah, thatwas pretty clever. Yeah, there are
a lot of similar jokes that dude. Hey, there was there was a

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bunch of clips from an interview hedid about that book. If I did
it and you're watching this, gone, I can't believe he even Like it's
such a next level narcissist, Yes, like that is the narcissism next level?
Well, like, so where wheredid you park in the alley?
Well in the book and so youreached you reached down under under your seat

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and grabbed a knife because you know, riff raff different places, and you
can't California can't carry a gun,you know, in the book hypothetically,
Yeah, that interview actually never airedand then eventually got released. Yeah,
but then I don't know if yousaw the outtakes of it where they were
like going down the hall and theyhad a camera and he pretended to jump

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out of a doorway with a knifeand the interviewer. I'm watching that,
and I'm like, I'm not easilynot shocked. It wasn't. I wasn't
shocked. I was just like Icouldn't figure out there's a word for like
if you're like, why why wouldyou even why would you even do it
in the first not the murders,but like, why would you even do

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that book to make a bunch ofmoney, because you did he want to
make money because that money would justget turned over to the Goldens. Trying
to tell you it's not about themoney. He loved being faked. He
needed to be the center of attention. Yeah. Yeah. Speaking of jokes,
a lot of of the old NormMcDonald OJ jokes from s n L

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were all over social media. Stillare y jokes. He was eventually fired,
you know, because he got firebecause the guy Don Olmeyer, who
was the West Coast president of NBCwas buddies with OJ and up firing Norm
MacDonald from all his OJ jokes onweekend updates. Let's get to OJOJ.
Simpson's lawyers say they don't want thefamilies of Nicole Brown and Ronald Goldman in

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the courtroom during the trial. They'reafraid the presence of the family members will
just remind OJ of how much morekilling he still has to do. ED
was revealed this week the defense lawyerJohnny Cochran once abused his first wife.
In his defense, Cochran said,hey, at least I didn't kill her
like some people I know. Thisweek at the OJ Simpson trial, the

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infamous bloody glove was finally introduced intoevidence, and OJ didn't help his case
any by blurting out, there itis. I've been looking all over for
that thing. Wow. In hisbook, OJ Simpson says that he would
have taken in a bullet or stoodin front of a train for Nicole.

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Man, I'm gonna tell you thatis some bad luck when the one guy
who would have died for you killsyou. I mean there, it just
goes on. There's like one afterthe other after the other. It's really
all good, so good, andit's delivererous the best. It's so good
anyway. So rest in peace,gentle giant O J. Simpson, Right,

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guys, rest in peace, Nord. Yes there you go, Greg.
Sorry, man, it's for allthose jokes at the expense of your
hero. Let's get through it,all right. We got some failed stories
ready to go. All right,ladies and Jonathan, boys and girls,

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it is time for your Friday failstory. All these people thought they had
the perfect plan the planet can nevergo wrong. But then somewhere along the
line it went from being a greatidea to one big stake in mega uber
ultrack. Man, this is backin the mix. I gotta say that

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wasn't bad. That wasn't bad,going up and down. I like that.
Bring it back together. Noise,Greg Janss, noise, you still
do that, jinks. See theystarting in Texas. This guy was robbing
a couple at a gas station andbeing that it's Texas, a witness shot
and killed the robber on the spot. Rip nice, that's nice. Yep.

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It turns out that the robber andthe couple they were staging the robbery
as part of an immigration scam.Yeah. They planned to file a report
with the police, used that reportto use their crime victim status to apply
for something called a U visa,which allows a person to qualify for a
work permit while they're waiting for aresolution of their case. The cops figured

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it all out as what was theywere going through and what they were doing
there, and they went through theirtext messages and then boom figured it out.
Yeah. In in case you're wonderingthe witness who shot the dude aoka.
As far as the law goes,no charges, Okay, they know
any different, right. Here's onefrom Long Island, New York with the
cops. They responded to a domesticincident where this guy named Roger Foster had

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gone to his ex wife's work andslashed her tires. He took off in
his super sweet Chevy Mouth and nowit was a high speed chase. They
even had a helicopter on the guy. So he's driving back and forth on
a highway for about forty minutes,hit speeds over one hundred mile an hour,
and uh, I guess there wasnowhere to go. And that's when
he decided to just Thelma and Louiseit. Oh, and he drove off

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of a fifty foot cliff. Accordingto the police report, he never even
hit the brakes, never even triedto slow down. He blew through this
wood guard rail, ramped up,you know, brought for this bluff,
went airborne, and what's crazy isdude survived. He landed the Long Island
Sound at about four feet of water. Cops dove in pulled him out,

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which is more than I would havedone. Yeah, he was sore,
but otherwise didn't have any issues,any serious injuries. They took him to
the hospital to get checked out andthen right to fail jail. He went
right this one in California. Shewas in the news this week. She's
a civilian contractor for the US AirForce and she was checking out one of
their super sweet Reaper drones. Butshe was distracted. She was looking down

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at her phone and was too closeto the drone ended up walking straight into
the drones propeller. Oh, therewere other people there. They were yelling,
screaming, waving their hands get outof the way. But it was,
you know, too loud. Shecouldn't hear them. And the answer
to will she blend in this case, yes, she didn't make it.
But I'm sure whatever sale more important, way more important. It's probably like

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a couple of memes. Yeah.I would be in therapy for life after
witnessing that. For sure. Hesaw Indiana Jones. Dude, Yeah,
right, because of Indy. Aman in Beaverton, Oregon, robbed a
bank. He walked in, gavea note to the teller demanding cash,

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got an undisclosed amount of money,and then ran out of the bank.
And then later that day he triedto rob a Domino's pizza but he failed.
Meine, like, you successfully roba bank and you botched the Dominoes
job. Yeah, dumbass. Here'sone about this owner of a bakery in

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Kansas asking customers to eat the cookiesthat they make there very carefully because she
lost the four thousand dollars diamond,the diamond setting from her ring in the
dough. Yeah, just you knowwhat, don't sell that batch it was.
It was in the dough for thesecookies that were made last Friday.
Still have not found the ring.Here's the I look down at my hand

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and the center diamond is gone.Banging the bowls and the pans. So
we kind of went back to thekitchen and looked around. I was crying,
and all he could say is youstill have me? That made it
all better. It's thirty six yearson this hand, but I would definitely
make it worth your while bringing itback. When you're doing that, you're
baking. Sorry, sorry to victim. Shame. Yeah, for like thirty

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years. I'm sure she didn't haveissues ever. A skier attempting a high
risk stunt in Denver ell short whiletrying to jump over a highway spike.
He was a guy. It's like, dude, it's already been done.
Dallas Lebau. Dallas tried to jumpforty feet over US forty but felt short.

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Oh god. Despite the protective gear, he lacked the necessary speed in
the distance, so it didn't clearthe highway. But yeah, he died.
So we're sales. And my favoritestory of the week by far.
I mean these are all they're reallygood, really good with the eclipse stuff.

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This week, this Mexican news stationwas airing videos that their viewers had
taken them, like, hey,if you've you've got a picture or whatever
the eclipse, send it in andwill air them, right, And so
they accidentally aired one that slipped byone of the producers. This guy staged
an eclipse a big bright light.Here's the there's the picture right right,
and uh yeah, instead of themoon blocking out, it was his balls.

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This screenshot from the news Harry Bagone nut hanging lower than the other,
so clearly just a flashlight here.And the video is great because all
of a sudden you see this likeTesty Satchel start making it. Oh my

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god, yeah, balls, hilarious. Congratulate the guy for pulling off the
prank. I mean, just prankand that's the way to do it.
But if you're the news station,the still shot is so funny. Time
for a what do they call that? What's the man groomer thing called?
Oh manscape? You gotta get theYeah, you gotta get the lawnmower.

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Three yeah, yeah, take careof that. Yeah, all right,
So we're gonna take a quick break. We'll come back. We got our
dumb ass contest, which of courseis the d u y Q, and
we need a contestant. So ifyou would like to be the contestant for
a chance to win a prize fromthe Woodie Show this morning, go ahead
and give us a call right now. We' can just set up during the
break and then we'll play when wecome back. Eight seven seven forty four,

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Woody is the number, So goahead and give a call right now.
Eight seven seven forty four Woody AWoody Show with Is that all right?
Welcome back everybody, Hey, Fridaymorning, and time for our dumb
ass contests, and today's dumb asscontest is the du i Q. Yeah

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all right, eight seven seven fortyfour Woody. That's eight seven seven forty
four Woody. You can call inand be our contestant. We'll explain the
game here in a second. Let'suh, we told you before the break,
so we had plenty of time toget somebody lined up. So I
think we actually have somebody ready togo. We have a let's see Nika,
I believe is uh get your nameright, Nica, Mika Nikah,

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Yeah, yeah, that's no isNica? All right? Cool? All
right, well, Hi Nika,Happy Friday to you. Hi, Happy
Friday. You're gonna play the duyq seabasks playing the way the game works
to everybody plays. Oh, Ihit the streets, find someone who's nice
and drunk and ask them just gosh, the easiest questions you can imagine.
So the game really is are theyso drunk they won't know the answers to

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these otherwise obvious questions? Now youplay, you play by just guessing whether
they get the questions correct or incorrect. If you guessed correctly twice two
out of three, you win.All right, So that's it. We're
gonna have Menace and Sammy try toguess the answers. They're stone called sober,
I mean for fun, Nika,you can make a guess on them
as well. But to win theprize, you just got to guess correctly
on the drunk person. And beforewe get to the questions account, we're

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gonna get to know this person alittle bit better, so we have a
better idea of just how with itor not with it? They are before
we get to those questions. Andwho do we have here? Sea Bass?
This is Christina? And you knowwhat, she's just fun. She's
she's the right way you want tobe if you're gonna okay, okay,
drinks, that's just her attitude.All right. This is Christina. You
told me that you were drunk,if you even drinking, Christina, I
have been drinking. What have youhad? I have talking Sorry, I've

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had Tito's and angry orchards. Honestly, baka in cider. This is the
best. And I'm just hang outhonestly. No hookups. Oh no,
oh no, So you got anyguy that trunk? He's going oh yeah,

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oh yeah, all right, Sohappy Nica. That is Christina.
She sounds pretty fun. Yeah she'sfun, I say, yeah, all
right, So Nika, here wego. Question number one for the d
U i Q name two current USSupreme Court justices. No, I think
Menace might luck into it two whatwith his vast knowledge of the j Just

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yes, yeah, I think youwill. Really yeah, I'm going yes
on Menace. Okay, Sammy,I'm not sure I'm gonna go, know,
on Christina. I think I mightjump on the triple no train.
All right, I'll go because I'mon the fence. I'll go with you

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guys on on Sammy. So nofor Sammy, yes for Menace, and
then uh no for Christina Nica.What do you think on Christina? Yes
or no? Absolutely not? AndI'm just gonna go to the Triple no.
Everybody sounds good? All right?Question question number one for the d
u y Q. Name two currentUS Supreme Court justices. All right,
Sammy Cavanaugh and Johnson John John rememberthe Yeah, Bill Jones. Yeah,

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you write down Cavanaugh and Thomas.Okay, Clarence Thomas Thomas. I had
no faith beers. Who loves you? Manae? I mean, come on,
I know we joke around a lotwith you, but damn girl,
these guys really now is there athird minute? You want to just pile

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on these losers? Well? What'sher name? The one that just got
elected, that that replaced Ruth didshe just got elected? Got her name?
So? Yeah, but she's beenon the court for a while,
Roberts, Yes, you're thinking aboutJackson. No, yeah, he's talking

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about that white chick. What's hername? Yeah, she's the one.
Yes, yeah, but she isnot the most reason. Oh she isn'tanji
bro Yes, yes, all right, yeah, Now, next time this
question comes up, you should havelike seven names. Yeah, alright,
So, uh, Nika and everybodyelse guessed that our friend Christine the drunk

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here will not get this one right. Let's see how that goes. In
question number one, name two currentUS Supreme Court justices. I'm so sorry,
I don't know. Do you knowany of them? Ever? No,
I'm so oh my god. Youcouldn't even get a yes out there
because she's she's in college. Actuallyyou'd think that's from high school. That

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would just yeah, particles would stick. I wonder if that's part of your
citizenship test. Probably not to namethem now changed too much, un I
know, But it's one of thosethings that I think they're probably asking questions
that don't change. Not gon say, well, who's the president? I
say, how many justices are?Maybe? Right? All right, Sonka,

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you're on the board. You gotone here on the d u i
Q. Question number two three dividedby five is what percentage? Oh god,
okay, triple this one until theystart now, Yeah, I mean,
I'll say this is a repeater,Well, well not this specific versions

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thereof yes, yes, or certainlyon the rotation for three divided by five
is what personage? Okay? Allright, this is Tsunami. No,
this like Nagasaki. Yes, thisis like the eighth time. I mean
yes, we're trying to teach themhow to do percentage. It's like O.
J. Simpson did it no sweepingfor no sweeping for no there we

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also agree that you guys agree noon on everybody. All right, Nika,
what do you think? Absolutely not? No, absolutely not. Question
number two, free divided by fiveis what percentage? Menace? Two point
five? Two point five percent?Right? Two point five? That's your

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answer? Yep, okay, Iwant again. I want to hear the
math when we come back. Butyeah, oh no, free divided by
five is what percentage? Sammy?Sixty percent sixty a percentage? Wow?
Look at that? Wow. No, if you're talking to like take any
time to calculate, man, that'snot no. To be honest, there

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was a six that popped in myhead and I was like, I was
just gonna write down six, butthat's not right. So I put down
two point five and which is nuclear? Not right? But you didn't do
any math. But how would youknow that I wanted? I was using
my phone, I wouldn't like,how would you know? How would you

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know what to put into your phone? But yeah, you have to know
put into the calculator. Write thequestion. Okay, I'll replay the question,
three divided by five is what percentage? Then? So I would type
in three divided by five and Iwould get the answer. So why didn't
you do that on your paper?Because I would remember how to do that.

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I can write it out. Let'ssay you commit a type O menace
and you get some weird like fivehundred thousand blah blah blah blah blah.
You can see when you just knowyou don't have to know the answer all
these questions, but like having agood idea of where it should be will
help you prevent easy that the numbersix immediately popped into my head. It's
not I mean, yeah, wellbut that's in the answer. Yeah,
with your instincts. So on yourphone, if you do three divided by

(31:03):
five and you got zero point six, would you know that means sixty percent?
Now? But if you divide it? Okay, So again with the
with the with the question here threedivided by five is what percentage? Okay,
so three divided by five? Right, and so five and then that's
see I know the old school way. I'm talking about this all day.

(31:25):
I know the old school. I'msaying. The reason that six pops in
not to Cape Fremenace guys, butyou know cape On the reason that six
pops up is like when you're doingthat, when you're doing that math at
the old school, we had thatlike little kind of like, uh well
six times five is third? Likepo sha five times what is thirty six?
Six? See? I do itthe weird even weirder. I do

(31:45):
how many times does five going toone hundred? Because we're talking about percentages
twenty and then times three sixty?That's another way to do the Just divide
five into three. Set it uplike a long division. Well the answer
is sixty. And Sam actually gota right, yeah, over how long
division? That is? Okay,the scariest things you just said, Greg,

(32:07):
he doesn't realize that point six issixty percent, Like that's that's that's
I mean, there's many scary things. But then failed, what's point what's
point zero? Six minutes? Idon't know. I guess what percentage would
that be? Sixty percent? Nopoint zero? Six point zero six?

(32:27):
Yeah, uh six percent, sixpercent six percent? Wow? Six Again
we can be here all day.That's what's scary. We ranked everybody's high
schools. Yeah I'm not, butthen he can also google, like you
know what is point six in percentages? Getting the point? Now? I
don't even know to do that rightmy AI device? That exactly we've got

(32:53):
for computer that just a yea yeah, all right, Well, Nica,
you said that Christine would not geta Christina would not get it question number
two the d y Q, Andif you're right on this one, you're
gonna be the winner. Free dividedby five? Is what percentage? So
I don't know, honestly. It'syour major biology. I took a lot
of biology classes. There's mathem biology, but like, I don't know that

(33:15):
honestly, ballpark guess what would belike maybe A or five? Yeah?
See, I haven't been in collegein like a long time, and she's
in college, right, and biologyisn't just like what's a frog look like?

(33:37):
And also like again menace, you'relike a film college. There was
no like other No, that's athat's why I never graduated because when it
got to the uh, like thegeneral classes like English, and didn't you
have to wouldn't you start there?Or I go all the way to the
end. So I took. Itook all the video and all that stuff

(34:00):
first. That stuff boring. Imean, I haven't had a math class
since high school I think how longago? That was? All. Well,
Nika, congratulations, you're the winnerof the den't even know what I'm
saying, so you had to writeit. Yeah, thank you so much
for listening to the show. Haveyourself a great weekend. Okay, thanks
Na, you too, thanks forbeing here. You guys are great.

(34:23):
All right, there goes Nika.Everybody, we saw one more question that
she did not need. Question numberthree for the d U i Q.
Harriet Tubman helped run what network?Please know this? All right? Menace
yes, resorted begging please go medicine, Sammy both yes, I'm saying yes,

(34:46):
Christina rive. Yeah, so nofor Christina. Yes for these two.
Mom why am I thinking? ButI'm saying please, I'm trying to
pull it out of them. Youwill it? Okay, So no to

(35:08):
Christina, no, all right,Menace and Sammy, what do you think
I think yes, yes, Isay triple yes. Yeah, okay,
I question number three for the dU i Q. Harriet Tubman helped run
What Network. All right, onthe count of three, you both are
going to give your answers. Rememberhow this works, right, this is

(35:28):
a repeat, all right, Yeah, so on account of three, you'll
both give your answer the same time. One, two, three, all
right, all right, they gotit, all right? Now, what
about Christina Harriet Tubman helped run WhatNetwork. She freed the block slaves as

(35:50):
opposed the other type of slaves,the block slaves. That's all I know,
all right, Yeah, she getsthe party. Well, good luck
to her and her future endeavors.Yes, and your biology. She wants
a d and she's going to getone. The Woody Show talking pussy Ray

(36:15):
Yeah. Man. Firefighters in Londonrescue the cat named Oreo Oreo that was
stuck in a chimney for a coupleof days. He ran up into it
after he got spooked by the vacuum. Oh, I can't say it's the
vacuum too. Yeah, got mydogs go hammer when the vacuum comes out.
What does that mean? It meansthat they start barking at it.
And go crazy. Okay, yeah, a north that's what that means.

(36:39):
A North Carolina woman. She threatenedto throw a shoe at the mayor of
Raleigh City. I do have aclip of that and listen to her.
Why okay, because it's a it'sa sig burn. It's something I can
see, like Greg saying if he'sthere, like she's taking her time to
be there, and you know,speak at this meeting as a concerned citizen

(37:00):
or you know, speak for aparticular cause. And I listened to her
threatened to throw the shoe, MarianBaldwin. If I can keep from throwing
the shoe at you, you cankeep from off your phone while listening to
your constituents talk. So the mayoris at a meeting and just look,
it's just on her phone. Completely. I support that those meetings are dumb.

(37:22):
Boring man, Yeah, hammer boring, hammering. I don't know if
that's using the right context, butwe're trying. You know, when you
go to a foreign countries, theyalways appreciate if you at least try what.
I worked for a TV station.We oversaw a lot of those meetings,
and yeah, they're not paying becauseyou have dopes like this because you
have, you know, a halfan hour of dopes like this walking up,

(37:44):
Keep off from off your phone.You know there's maniacs. I'm on
her side. I'm not on themayor's side, more on her. You
need to at least pretend like whenthe when the citizens are speaking, when
your phone's right in front of youand your face isn't it and people underestimate
that local po potics actually matter.You think that, and then that is
bad. Try a school board meetingjust as bad. And they're really shady

(38:07):
too, Like don't want to goto teacher conference, that's my own kids.
I'm really shady too, because they'llhave long drawn out discussions about stuff
that it's so boring. But whenthey want to move something quickly through without
like people being able to speak,they'll just say a number and then they'll
vote on it really quickly, justso like citizens wouldn't be able to like

(38:29):
stand up and like say something,we're having the meeting, but we're really
not. Yeah, it's not underserious consideration. Yeah, it's so shady.
Yeah, Maran Baldwin. If Ican keep from throwing the shoe at
you, you can keep from offyour phone while listening to your constituents talk.
I think she was nervous, man, you can tell you. Yeah,
you get so angry all of asudden, nothing makes sense. She's

(38:51):
raging out. Yeah, she's wearingher with a shoe. Yeah, she's
going hamm right now. And someof the text over to two two nine
eight seven show Raby. We'll tellyou her deepest, darkest secrets. I'll
tell you what it's not. It'snothing sexual. A she officially coming out

(39:15):
as a lesbian. I'm waiting forthat announcement for the Woody Show. We'll
be right back. This is show. Yeah, we got some uh speaking
of Doug, remember Doug. Ohyeah, my name is Doug and uh

(39:36):
listing the station all the time andit's just not very good. But yeah,
we got this. We got thisone woman. She Now we've been
on the air in Philadelphia at allone of four to five for at least
what three years, four years,three and a half. It's been a
minute. Yeah, it was duringyou know what, because you know when

(39:57):
we came we came on during COVID, right, that's right. So I'm
not exactly sure when in that time, but somewhere in that range anyway,
there's this one woman, Debbie.It doesn't matter what we post, what
the station post, she follows us. She follows the station. And Debbie
is so obsessed with us in abad way. Oh yeah, she hates,
she hates. Oh, deb wehave ruined her radio station and wie.

(40:19):
By the way, Debbie's old,So I'm surprised you even listening to
a station like this in the firstplace, Like rabiol I'm like just older.
I'm look, Debbie, you're inyour golden years, is Debbie?
Okay, find your joy, girl, concentrate more and finding that joy less
on us. And yeah, dude, you're running out of time here behind

(40:40):
your joy. I know you don'tlike me, but trust me when I
say this is for your own good. Is my theory that Debbie is a
fat name true in this case.I mean, she's chubby, but she's
not like, she's not thousand poundssisters. Okay, Yeah, anyway,
Hi Debbie, I know you're listening. Anyway, Hi everybody all one of
four, five, eight, seven, seven, four. What he hit

(41:00):
us up with the text over totwo two nine eight seven got the birthdays
and the porno birthday coming up herein just a moment right after we find
out what's happening in the world ofnerds show. This is nerding out with
Raving all right, Friday Morning Nerdnow, which you got ready? Well,
Civil War is the big movie thisweekend. Like I said earlier,

(41:22):
it looks way too realistic for me. I need lots of sand and sandworms
and you know, stuff like that. The reviews are really good, though,
eighty four percent from critics, eightysix percent from the audience. On
the stream in front. The biggestshow is Fallout on Prime Video based on
that insanely popular video game franchise,ninety three percent from critics, eighty six
percent from the audience, and thisis not normal for Prime Video. The

(41:45):
entire first season is up there.All eight episodes are there. I was
really surprised. I watched the firstone. I really really liked it,
so I never played the games,but I thought that first episode was solid.
On Hulu you have the movie TheGreatest Hits, in which the League
character uses music to process grief,and one reviewer said, you'd have to
be dead inside. This movie doesn'taffect you, Sammy, you and Woody.

(42:07):
I think this also airs on CBSon Sunday. But I know it's
on Paramount Plus for sure. That'swhere it's gonna live. The one hundredth
Billy Joel at Madison's Lord. Yes, Billy Joel. On Netflix, they
have an animated sequel to the seventyshow Good Times. Oh, I know
right this series? Yeah, likean animated series. The og actors on

(42:30):
Good Times who are still around orripping it apart, I guess for existing.
JB. Smooth voices the lead character. And on Apple TV Plus,
Michael Douglas stars as Benjamin Franklin inFranklin. That's a seventy percent from critics.
It's about Ben Franklin traveling to France. You speak about Apple TV Plus.

(42:51):
Lout came back? Oh is itback? Oh? Did it come
back? When we're on vacation andI watched it? Love it? So
I watched the Lute pilot and Iloved it, and then I never went
back. I know a whole season. I do love Maya Rudolph very much,
too very much. Disney took thestage at CinemaCon in Las Vegas,
not your typical Disney presentation, asthey revealed nine minutes of spoiler free footage

(43:13):
from Deadpool and Wolverine, the leastfamily friendly movie ever to be released under
the Disney umbrella. When he wastalking about the movie, Marvel Studio's boss
Kevin Figy told the crowd, it'seffing awesome. It comes out July twenty
sixth. They also pumped up CaptainAmerica Brave New World. That's Anthony Mackie
Sam Wilson taking over as the newcap. That also brings Harrison Ford into

(43:34):
the mix as President Thunderbolt Ross.He's taken over that role from William Hurt,
who died in two thousand and two. Brave New World comes up Valentine's
Day twenty twenty five. Talked abit about Fantastic four, which comes up
July twenty twenty five. I havevery much teamed Valerie Burtonelli on this one.
Oh. She used to have ashow on Food Network, Valerie's Home
Kitchen, and she hates the factthat Food Network is now almost exclusively reality

(44:00):
competition shows and is no longer aboutcooking and learning. Agreed. She wrote
on her social media quote, fellin love with Food Network two decades ago
because of the educational in the kitchenshows. She cited Rachel Ray's thirty minute
meals Barefoot contessa Giada at Home said, I learned so much. It's sad

(44:20):
that it's not about cooking and learningany longer. Yes, say, I
guess that's just country in the world. Yes, cooking and competitions, saying,
I guess that's just business folks.So right. Her show ran for
fourteen seasons and then was canceled intwenty twenty two, and she said they
gave no reason, just canceled it. And the baking and the comments on

(44:42):
her social said this is exactly whatkilled MTV. Well you learn how to
cook on TikTok, now, yeah, oh good, you don't need Food
Network. You don't need fok.But then you look at the Food Network
schedule. Guys, Grocery Games,beat Bobby Flay, Chopped, Spring Baking
Championship, Best Bite in Town,Yeah, the Good Wild Card Kitchen.
I mean, I still love watchingEmerald. Yeah, I'm ravy for more

(45:07):
nerds stuff. Check out the NerdNot podcast that the show. I know
you don't like him, Greg,but the Good Eats guy, Oh god,
what's his name? Brown Brown?Yeah, I thought that, like
the science of stuff is like kindof interesting. I thought that was cool.
Sounds worky to say. I likethe format, I like the science
part. I just didn't like him. You got a new host, all
right, Well, thank you verymuch, Rabels. Yes, how people

(45:30):
with food poisoning feel because a Fridaymorning, you guys, sweet Friday check
ins. On the text over totwo to nine eight seven, Raby mentioned
it in nerd out. I didsee the trailer for this and and I'm
intrigued. Yep. And uh soSearchlight Pictures they have a new movie.

(45:52):
It's called The Greatest Hits and it'sa it's streaming on Hulu, so Greg,
we don't even have to stress outabout what time to get to the
theater where they are relate what timesshould you get there? Right? So,
the whole premise of the movie isthat the main girl in the movie,
I forget her name, but it'slike this connection between music and being

(46:15):
able to take her back in time, because you know how that whole idea
we've talked about it before where youhear a song and all of a sudden,
like mentally at least you're transported backto whatever that memory is that that
song brings up good sometimes bad whatever. So it's a time travel movie.
And I don't want to give toomuch away, but basically, something happens

(46:36):
with her boyfriend and she's really kindof stuck in this, uh, this
decision of how should she handle thesituation because each choice, of course comes
with positive and negative you know,consequences. But she can like listen to
a particular song and so instead ofsetting like the Dolore into whatever the dat
is, it brings her back tothat time. It's awesome, right,
it's yeah, so good. Yeah, you should totally you should tell watch

(47:00):
the trailer and again it's on it'son Hulu. It's streaming on Hulu right
now. The greatest Hits is it'swhat it's called. So what I did
is I asked everybody because we likethese kind of best of seven deals,
and this is not the best ofseven but best of six. Yeah,
okay, But basically, what isa song? Because I think everybody has
at least one, but there's avery specific, you know, story that

(47:23):
that you have associated with that song, Like so for example, mine is
def Leppard Pour Some Sugar on Earth. It was a great song and I've
I've shared this before. I wasn'ta very engaged student you know, you

(47:50):
know, it was more about classclowning and you know, messing around with
friends and everything else. Not notbig on homework and studying and everything else,
and somehow managed to skate through withlike, you know, I would
say, like a c low cwith you know whatever. And my mom
had drove her crazy because she's veryacademically focused. And yep, I really
wanted a CD player. CD playerssaid, you know pretty much, just

(48:13):
come out. I went out.This song Pour Some Sugar on Me was
the big song at the time.That's what's going on. I went.
I don't know why, but Ibought the CD Hysteria even though I didn't
have a motivation for yourself. No, even though I didn't own a CD
player, I was like, oh, before I even knew what manifesting was,
I was trying to manifest the CDplayer. So my mom goes,

(48:36):
oh, well, maybe this andparents are always looking for this. What's
going to motivate this kid? Andshe goes, all, right, here's
the deal. If you make thehonor roll, which is allays and bees
right, there was high honor rollin the regular hona role always and bees,
I will buy you a CD player. And this was good from this
point to the end of the schoolyear. Well, the very next marking

(48:57):
period I made the honor I'm goingto hit the books. Yeah, and
then I went right back to thatlow c But I had the player and
the first song I played was thisone. And so every time I hear
the song, I think about thatstory. Now, did you do a
little dance? Because this is obviouslya big strip love song, or was
at least you know what, wealso used this song my wife and I

(49:20):
at our wedding when it was timeto cut the cake. That was my
wife's idea, pour some pour somesugar on me, get it cake.
I'm loosely getting Yeah, sugar kiddingseabast what what song takes you back in
time? It's strange because it's not. It doesn't take me back to when
the song first came out. Butwhen you talk about guns and Roses and

(49:43):
sweet Child of Mind, another greatsong, Yeah, I love it.
It was. We would play thissong in college whenever we just wanted to
like rock out. But like youknow, his one friend who like did

(50:04):
it great, like he did theaxl Rose like that, the little dance
he does like wiggles side of thehe just watched Mike Wiggless hips. There
a lot of air guitar like pantson, pants off, I mean,
oh yeah, shirts on, shirtsoff. Whatever. Yeah. Nice.
Well, actually was great because hehad a bunch of holes in his chest
from heart surgery when he's a baby. But he was also skinny, so

(50:28):
we get up, take a shirtoff. That is very interesting, Okay,
specific at least it was like karaoke. He get up and sing it.
You know, it's just like yeah, parties and stuff. Oh yeah,
it was. It was a songthat meant good times. That's awesome
guys. Yeah, guys, who'sready to rock out? Hey, Mike,
did your shirt off? Let's seethose holes? Great song though,

(50:52):
see this whole album, Appetite forDestruction is another memory of like, you
know, my mom was not forthat was a no no in the house.
I dubbed it onto a cassette formy buddies copy and then I labeled
it Michael Jackson because she had noproblem with that. Sneaky right. Well,

(51:12):
at the time, you know,there was there was nothing really two
duds tracks on that album out toget me exactly think about you. It's
another the jungle Michelle mister Brownstone,Sweet Child of Mine, almost all that
great album, Yeah yeah, talkingabout this new movie on Hulu now streaming

(51:37):
called The Greatest Hits. Music takesyou places, but what if it could
literally take you back in time assome of these songs we'll do when you
hear I'm really interested in Greg's you. Greg, you know we've heard about
the stories, but he'll sit around. Listen to Eric Carmon, Eric Cartman
from South Park, Eric who recentlydied but never hit you back on Facebook.

(52:00):
Sure, what is your song?Mine is super random? This is
takes me back to time when Iwould go to the grocery store with my
mom and she would drive turn onthe radio and for some reason, it
was always the Carpenters on the radioand she would sing along. And I
was so young that I didn't understandthe concept that adults kind of memorize the

(52:22):
words to sung and I thought,my mom is like a genius. She
knows every word to every song.And it was close to you. Remember
that this was featured in the movieParenthood. Rick Moranis was singing it's you
his wife because he was so hardcoreabout their daughter being so academically sharp that

(52:43):
she just didn't have any fun asa kid, and the wife just had
enough after a while, and soRick Morana's busted into her classroom because she's
a teacher and starts singing this songright there. Yeah, And we had
a Maroon station wagon and she wouldblast this song and she had this she
wanted the rock. Yeah, thiswas her rock. This is and I

(53:07):
can still see the giant yellow flowerkey chain. Yeah, And I thought,
wow, she's such a good driver. She can sing words that she
memorized. This is so cool.Yeah, I mean I can see It's
like I'm there when I hear thisall PIDs and she was so skinny,

(53:28):
I know, or Karen Kayraby,what's yours? So I've always have found
a really interesting witty and Greg,especially like you were always in love with
radio as a medium. Yep.Always. I never was until like my
formative years in Pittsburgh were the eighties. I graduated in nineteen eighty seven.
I liked radio, but I've mentionedmany times I had that purple hornet and

(53:53):
nobody would let me drive anywhere becausethey didn't want to hear the music that
I was listening to. Because innineteen eighty six, this radio station hit
the Pittsburgh Airways double x XXP,and in my life, this is the
best radio station that ever existed,more than the Revolution, more than the
Revolution. You're high, I'm nothigh because it changed the way I felt

(54:17):
about music. It changed the bandsI liked, It changed me on just
a musical level, and expanded mymind with bands like R. E.
M And New Order in YouTube.These are bands that didn't get airplay,
that you never heard, and theseare the bands I still love, Susie
and the Banshees, and so nineteeneighty seven is the best year for albums

(54:40):
to ever happen. And they hadwhat they called the Screamer of the Week,
which was their song of the week, right pumping, dump it right
exactly, It's the screamer of theWeek. And when I first heard this
song as Screamer of the Week andthey would play like screams over it,
partly through Yeah, and I thought, this is the greatest song I've ever

(55:04):
heard in my life, from probablyone of the greatest albums that ever existed.
And then when it showed up againin the Last of Us last last
Year, you know, to definetrouble and Joel and Ellie's relationship. I
was like, yep, give meall the depeche Mode you got. This
changed me on a base level.I get it. Double X is so

(55:28):
beloved in Pittsburgh. It still existsas like an internet radio station, and
like they had these stickers every weekyou had to go out to the record
store and get the new sticker andbe double X depeche Mode. Yeah,
you voted lump it not dump it? Right? Oh my god, I
pumped everything on that. I hosteda night show at one point ninety seven

(55:49):
and it was Woody's New Rock cockFight. There was two new songs that
you had to vote on which onewould which one would move on? Did
you play Rooster Sounds over there?Yeah? No it did not. This
radio station meant the world. IfI knew you in high school, we
would have been friends. You probablywouldn't have hung out with Menace. Oh

(56:10):
Raby, No, no, no, you get with my music? No?
Yeah? All right, so Menace, what's yours? Mine is doctor
dre Let me ride. And theonly reason I brought this up because I
have a really good memory of actuallyhearing this for the very first time.
Six my moms and our neighbor hadthat Our neighbor had a kid, and

(56:35):
we decided I'll go to lunch together. So we go to lunch, and
then when we're coming back from lunch, the kid had a walkman and I
asked him, like, oh,what are you listening to? And I
put it on and it was thissong And I know what street I was
on. I know we're going overoverpass when I first put the headphones on,
so much like in Dallas where theyhave the X in the middle of

(56:55):
the road where Kennedy was shot.Yeah, like and Sammy went out there
with thumbs up. You put themark on the street where you were,
and then you know, once ina while, I'll still go by that
street and I'll have this memory ofhearing this song for the very first time.
Let Me Ride by Doctor Dread.And then the music video was always

(57:17):
on MTV. Awesome. I lovedit, so I again every time I
hear the song, that's the placeI'm in, like straight back in time,
like the movie that we're talking about. All right, Sammy, is
this something from like I don't know, one of these Gilmore girl type.
It's actually a country song. Sothe year was nineteen ninety nine. I

(57:40):
had just moved to a new schoolacross the country. I was in junior
high. This song was everywhere.All the kids were singing it. And
I came from a place that didnot listen to country. Right, So
the song is something like that byTim Orgrot barbecue and sure, and yeah,

(58:00):
everyone was singing it, and soI thought, I need to be
cool. I need to learn thissong. I start listening to the country
radio station. I find out,you know, Tim Murgoth sends it.
I tell my mom I need tobuy the CD. She's like, all
right, fine, it's the firstCD I ever bought with my own money.
She brings me the store. She'swaiting in the car. I get

(58:20):
inside to buy the CD, andI'm looking through and I realized I only
know barbecue Stain, and that's notwhat the song is called. I thought
it was called barbecue Stain. Nowthere's a million Tim McGrath CDs that I'm
trying to search through real quick becausemy mom's waiting for me. And I
saw one song called seventeen, andthe first line of this song is it
was Labor Day weekend. I wasseventeen. I buy that CD, hoping

(58:43):
I am right, that's not thesong, but it was the CD.
Oh so this is the song thatgot me into country? All right?
I heard the guy I know thatbarbecue stain on the t your shirt part.
He couldn't tell you what it wascalled, couldn't tell you who sung
it, but so much I remembersome older Tim McGrath songs out of the

(59:07):
country format. Yeah. I don'thate Tim bro he's a nice guy.
Got a chance to meet him acouple of times. Yeah. See,
music takes you back to a certainplayff like the Greatest Hits now streaming on
Hulu, Searchlight Pictures New Movie.Because music takes you places. What if
he could literally take you back intime? Check it out this weekend again

(59:28):
The Greatest Hits now streaming on Hulu. Show after the sales department takes their
monetary piece of fish and blood,So what do you show back? In
a bit? Hi, welcome back. He was ready for their daily mention
of Japan. Oh yeah, what'sup? Yeah? A fifty six year

(59:51):
old man in Japan was arrested afterallegedly rubbing his buttocks against a water tap.
So it was this, there's apublic water fountain, so you have
the regular water fountains out of thetop and then down on the like the
trunk, the base of the waterfountain. There's like where you can turn
it on. It's like a likea host picket, you know. Okay,

(01:00:13):
And so he was rubbing his asson that quote, according to the
police, satisfy his sexual desire.Oh so he was naked. So how
does Japan handle this? Well,of course he was arrested and he's being
charged, and the park immediately suspendedthe use of the water tab and they're
full on replacing it. You're notgoing to sanitize if they're not can rub

(01:00:35):
it, you know, rub itwith some you know dobulo, you know
fabulous that they No, they're they'rethey're replacing the entire thing. And that
should be the headline. This isn'toh freak does weird thing in Japan?
And it's hey, when this doespop up, we squash it immediately.
Yeah, and completely jail and completelywipe the red evans off the face of
the airth and and that's just theend of that. Man wipes ass on
something, it's gone. Dude.Oh, go to San Francisco. They

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take dumps in everything. Oh yeah, they have entire careers made out of
just cleaning it up. Yeah.Remember the guy outside the radio station who
opened up the newspaper box like youused to put like us to put like
coins in the newspaper box and thenopen up the to get as like an
oven door, right and then grabthe newspaper from inside. Well, this
guy uh had opened it, tooka dump on the on the on the

(01:01:20):
flip side of the of the door, and then it closed and just basically
threw the turfs into the bunk.Yeah, and then people would poop up
against chain link fences against it.Oh god. Then we called this one
guy, yeah, shuffle shuffle dumpingbum. I mean, to be fair,
that's that's kind of a fun,just pranking because the next person when
they wanted to do everywhere. That'sfun. Yeah, the news is issued

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today, but see that is whatfifteen years ago. Nowadays they will just
nuclear literally you walk down any people, they have crapp everywhere. No,
every street block has numerous piles ofhuman feezis. Yeah, I mean where
else she supposed to go? It'sexactly. Yeah, there's no such thing
as plumbing eight seven seven forty fourwood. There's your Menho Japan. Guys.
Yeah, that's a good way.Yeah, fellow comrades in mediocrity,

(01:02:09):
I want you to listen very careful. You can all go straight to have
Woody Show. And we are intoanother new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. It is Friday morning, you guys, into the weekend.
It is April to twelfth, twentytwenty four. Woody. That's raving.

(01:02:34):
Hello, there's Greg Gorey. Hi, Menace, good morning to you.
Good morning, Woody. See Bassilo, we're out here. There's Sammy.
Good morning. The phones of coursefor you to be a part of the
show open as always, whenever yougot for his topic, contest, whatever
you'd like to be a part ofthe best way to do is to call
in eight seven seven forty four,Woody. That's eight seven seven forty four,
Woody, Papa. Text to usover to two to nine eight seventy.

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Girls, find us on social media, look for us the Woody Show.
So I had the story cops nearToronto. They got a call about
a break in where the bad guystole stole some jewelry, clothing, sunglasses,
and some prescription meds. But theyalso left behind something from there behind

(01:03:17):
a big old dumpy. The homeownerswalked into their bathroom found a huge turd
in the toilet. So not onlydid the burglars steal their stuff, they
couldn't even be bothered to flush theydid their business. Yeah. Three days
later, cops spotted a twenty twoyear old woman walking around in the victim's

(01:03:38):
clothes. So it was a womanwho did it. Really Yeah, women
poop who knew what and she didn'tflush, so she's facing charges for breaking
and entering. Weird. Yeah right, I gotta go. You gotta go.
You guys at work, yeah,yes, because you have to go.

(01:04:00):
The other day, Menace told methat he had like a twelve hour
day. Yeah, wait it tillhe got home. It's good for you.
Remember it's called when I took thosezins, Remember I said, it's
it wants to come out of bothends. Like I had a coop when
I was feeling so sick. Andthen but immediately after the show, I
had to go to a meeting whichwas like an hour and a half away.

(01:04:23):
Then I went to the meeting,and then by the time the traffic,
it was two hours to get back. So yeah, like I held
it the entire good for you.His insides are going to explode. He's
gonna have a perforated something. Yeah, he didn't stop during his day and
go I have to poop to waittill something ruptures, and he's literally full

(01:04:45):
of it, goes septic being achild. If you had to, let's
see hypothetically menaced and you're out inpublic, where would what would be your
preferred stopping thing? Would it bea grocery store? Target? Yeah?
Where would you have if you hadto? Ideally somewhere I can guess.
I can guess too, Go ahead, what's your guess? Hotel? Hotel?

(01:05:05):
That's what I would say. Hotel. A lot of people don't realize
that. They forget that hotels willhave a bathroom on the lobby level and
nice and it may I say protip if you have a slam over at
a hotel and you don't want tojust absolutely wipe her out with your staying
you got Yeah, I would saythe menace would go place he'd never be
seen again. So probably a gym. Get you never have to show your

(01:05:29):
face there. Yeah, you can'tget into a gym. You don't have
to have the This is true.Well as you have a Planet Fitness membership
black card. You just wave andpretend you're remember but you guys nailed it.
Hotel Hotel would be ideal place.But second, I mean grocery stores.
They do have like full private bathroomsin the back and the but keep

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in mind now a lot of hotelsyou have to key card your way into
those bathrooms on the lot. Idid a thing that up and coming.
Believe me, I did go toone recently where I had to get a
they give you like a temporary roomkey kind of thing just to get into
the bathroom off the lobby. That'swhat I'm saying. Yeah, that sucks.

(01:06:11):
It was a low. Can Itell you about my one of my
favorite places when I lived in SanFrancisco? My favorite public place was at
the Four Seasons on the second floor, full doors, beautiful, glictening,
super clean, And one time afterI dumped, I walked out and Sarah
Silverman was there. She looks isn'tthat fun? She's beautiful? A urinal

(01:06:34):
question. Have you guys noticed thatin some of the more newer remodeled men's
bathrooms the thing the trend seems tobe to make the urinals super high,
like they've raised them up higher twicenow recently, I've walked into a restroom
and I'm an average eyed guy,just under five eleven. Let's just call

(01:06:57):
it five eleven. If I stoodwith decent posture, probably would be five
eleven. God forbid. So I'mnot. I'm not super short, not
tall, and it's like you almosthave to like, yeah, just to
someone like my brother struggle, you'dhave to use the kids one. Oh
yeah, yeah, for sure.I have not noticed because the first one
I saw, I'm like, isthis was this done by mistake? And

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then I went into another one newlyremodeled. So I don't know if like,
are people getting taller and so they'rejust accommodating. You know, toilet
seats have gotten higher. I willsay that I've noticed that if you're putting
in a new toilet in your houseversus an old one, it's higher and
you can't get them any lower.There's one casino I frequent where I can't
touch the floor, and I'm like, what kind of people do they bring?

(01:07:44):
You bring that little foldable squatty party? Yeah, they have those little
wood fully here's here's a question onthe text, A good question. Five
six. Isn't it more childish tobe scared to use a public restaurant them?
It's not scared, it's being comfortable. Yeah, that's not Yeah,
people love using the word scared.Yeah, I'm being scared. I'll do

(01:08:08):
it if I absolutely have to.But doesn't WT anybody know he's in there?
That's like, that's Greg's things.Uh, yeah, it's not fear,
it's just embarrassment. It's uh,there's somebody to know that you're in
there, though, like, ohmy god, Greg, nothing about toilet
paper? If there's nothing embarrassing worklike pooping at work, which and I
consider like an emergency would be likenot a normal solid right, yeah,

(01:08:30):
you know, an upset stomach kindof poo. And if I do that
here at work, and if I'min the stall, which is so few
and far between, and somebody comesinto the bathroom, it just paralyzes me.
I don't know why, because you'reembarrassed? Is that what it is?
Embarrassed? I don't want to makebuy toilet paper? Yeah, I
don't none of that. I mean, here, we we can. I
can talk about it all day,but I can't go to buy a toilet

(01:08:50):
paper. You can't have anybody knowyou're in there. Yeah, it's embarrassing.
Yeah, I don't want them topicture me doing that. They're one
last one lest thing that involves thethe poop shoot. Nice. Do you
ever go for a walk after abig meal? You know, like just
go walk it off. So there'sa new name for those walks after big

(01:09:12):
meals. They're called fart walks.A seventy year old woman name is Marilyn
Smith. She's the author of acookbook. She coined the name. She's
a big fan of high fiber mealsand she and her husband they go on
these regular fart walks to get thingsmoving, and she says that it helps
with bloating, right, like,Okay, My favorite is like when you
have when you have to fart andyou're doing like a crop dusting thing and

(01:09:34):
you walk and all of a sudden, it sounds like you have squeaky shoes,
like like he stepped, Like you'rejust having like a little like just
like a little bit out. Thathappened after some kombucha one time, right,
orange that looks like orange juice.I had that at some office and
I was leaving the office and Iwas walking down the street, and it

(01:09:56):
was like a machine gun. Ywould not stop dinner. Back to the
bathroom thing though, When we wentto Woodie's wedding, Ravy Menace and I
shared a hotel room. And what'sthe first meeting that the three of us
had together. Yeah, we satdown and talked. We talked about the
toilets we to schedule out in thebathroom schedule poops meaning all right, guys,
we got to be at the rehearsaldinner. But first, first I

(01:10:18):
need you to leave. What aboutthe poop situation? Here is this woman
Marylyn, she's on one of herfart walks explaining more about this about sixteen
minutes after we've eaten. We butwhen we're running shoes and off we go.
No, why do we do thiswhere we eat a lot of flower?
So we had the house everybody timesand uh, yeah, you fart

(01:10:39):
when you walk, So that's whyI named it that. But the main
reason that we do the fort walksis because by walking for as little as
two minutes, we should want forabout ten, fifteen, twenty, but
not really quickly because the walk weare helping, we just are chooses internew
the thing type two diabetes. Sosign yourself ver fart bos alright, there

(01:11:05):
you go. By the way,those were all from prior. Guess who's
gas. I thought it was fromChannel three. I think one of those
sea basses. And one of thoseis mine. That one at the end
was one of Greg's epic ones historiche shows next time. This is the

(01:11:29):
show man. I tell you Raby'sfriend Terry, Yeah, Terry, nice
lady, she's the best. Shebrought these cookies. She did derail you
of it. Yeah, she's she'svisiting Raby and she brought these cookies.
And they're sour dough chocolate chip cookies, and they are up there is one

(01:11:55):
of the best chocolate chip cookies I'veever had. You know, I love
me a chocolate even I you know, I'm not the biggest sweets fan,
but I love these cookies. I'vehad like hor them. The Farmhouse Fancies
in Pittsburgh and Butler Farmhouse Fancies FA N C I E. S.

(01:12:19):
Dot Square dot site. They cando better on that, but they cannot
do any better on these chocolate chipcookies. If you've ever had Oh my
god, now I'm spacing the name. What are the ones that? Now
they're thin and crispy, and theycome in that tatsy. They're they're thin
and wide like a tates, butthey're not crispy like that. They have

(01:12:43):
a Christmas crisp on the edges,but the middle is chewy. There's like
a there's like a little salt kickin there with the sweetness of that brown
butter. The chocolate chip is asemi sweet chocolate. Fantastic, well done,
well done farmhouse fancies of Butler pafantastic. As we're talking chocolate chip,

(01:13:11):
I'm so good. I'm not hatingthe Costco chocolate chip cookies. Yeah
they have the Yeah, yeah,them are good. Yeah yeah, But
that answered the question today, man, is a where the food right here?
Farmhouse? Fancy? Farmhouse fancy?How about some what do you show

(01:13:33):
food? No? Yes, let'sgo you know we go to food news.
Yeah. Well, we came offof March fatness, and now I
feel like there's been a drought offood news news. A couple of things.
Because the business side first, thecompany that owns Pizza Hut and Taco
Bell, that's young brands, right. Yeah, they say they're going to
go AI first, and they're goingto invest very heavily to automate the making

(01:13:56):
of the food that you get there. Okay, So they just that they
are all in on the AI.I mean they've always been ahead of the
game, yeah, when it comesto like digital and social and stuff like
that. Also in the business sideof things, our love for seafood and
sushi has led Greg to overfishing aroundthe world. But this company called Aqua,

(01:14:17):
they are producing some surprisingly realistic mockfish from fermented fiber. Oh weird.
It has a texture and a tastesimilar to sushi grade tuna really and
has served at restaurants currently in Chicagoand some other cities, and the company
says they're going to be expanding toother cities here very very soon. Frmented

(01:14:38):
fiber. Yeah, it's a it'srealistic mock fish from fermented fiber. No
doc no pass. Yeah, thatdoes not sound sound good. Video clip
the other day of a tuna auctionthey because they auctioned those out. Yeah,
I know these. It went forover two million dollars for one fish.

(01:15:00):
Yeah, wosane. Yeah, thosego for big money. Yeah.
They're sitting there like on like forkliftpallets and stuff because they're huge, huge,
massive, huge. Yeah. Someother legit food news here news All
right, So RB's you guys.Yes, Arby's Rewards members get a free

(01:15:20):
sandwich every week in April and whatthey're calling Free Sandwich Month. Sweet.
The sandwich is free with any purchaseand again only available greg on their app.
Yeah. Why there's this video goingaround. It's hilarious and it's this
overweight guy and there's I guess there'ssome like uh tests that can take online

(01:15:42):
and just visually look at each burger. Yeah. He's like, please don't
tell me, I'll get all ofthem right, And he's just going through.
It's like that's Wendy's, that's McDonald's. Like he wos all of them
just by the visual. Yeah,and what does this person do for a
living? No, it's just avideo that was online. Yeah, I
know. Don't you think you coulddo that? Though? You could figure
out from McDonald's burger from a BurgerKing Burger. When it got down to

(01:16:09):
like sonic and what a burger itwas, it was a little bit tougher.
I could probably do those, Ibet, and then they had uh
Red Robin Burger versus like Wendy Burger, and I would get that. I
do not feel confident I guess what'shappening next week on the Way Show.
Yeah, had some other food whileyou eat with your eyes first. So

(01:16:33):
Nissing Foods they have this crazy newlimited edition flavor of cup noodles. Yes,
it's called cup noodles, not cuponoodles, not cup of noodles.
Yeahah, it is called cup noodles. Look it up. I've been to
the museum in Yokohama, Japan.So the new limited edition flavor is called
Everything Bagel with cream Cheese. That'scrazy. So it combines ramen noodles with

(01:16:56):
that everything combo, the caraway seedsdried on you, garlic, poppy seeds,
sesame seeds, and has got thiscream cheese flavored sauce. It's available
at Walmart for a round a dollartwenty right Am? I the only one
that doesn't get everything Bagel. Ilove everything everything. My two favorites Everything
bagel and then sesame seed, especiallywhen that garlic really pops out. Oh

(01:17:17):
yeah, worship everything Bagel with aveggie spread. I don't get it.
You don't get it, but Idon't get like the worship on like,
oh, how awesome and delicious itis. I'm like, hey, I
agree with that. It may bea little overheights, but it's still nice
and tasty, really good. That'sit wouldn't be my go to. Yeah,
I do like they sell that everythingbut the bageld Yeah. Yeah,

(01:17:41):
so that's good. I like that. Ooh food News that mother food News.
Duncan's News spiked drinks are now availablein twenty four states. The iced
teas have five percent alcohol by volume, come in slightly sweet, half and
half strawberry, dragon fruit, andmango pineapple flavor. Look, does Duncan

(01:18:01):
really need to be spiking? Likethere are already two I think literally two
trillion drinks out there. But atleast they have the distribution. So if
you're going to make a go,but you might as well have a place
where you got built in distribution toall those Duncans all selling these the stores.
That that's a good point. Yeah, I think it's like a war.
You need a you would need alicense to do that. Yeah,

(01:18:24):
that's true. Never mind, forgetmy point worthless? Yeah, okay,
so how about this one KFC.They've introduced five new items to their menu,
including various flavors of spicy chicken nuggetsand a new dessert that's in the
KFC news groundbreaking you desert. Yeah, a new dessert at KF six on

(01:18:48):
this one. Yeah, I didn'tsee what it was. Arby's, Well
you can look it up. Arby'sis returning their fan favorite chicken bacon ranch
loaded fries to the so crispy crinklecut fries, top with crispy chicken bacon,
cheddar cheese, sauce and peppercorn ranch. Oh yeah, I'll tell you.

(01:19:09):
There are sandwich I'm not a fanof at all, to soggy.
I don't like it more for menand Popeyes is testing a new signature hot
crispy sandwich. Okay, so it'sgot chicken breast filet marinated in Popeye seasonings.
That's bread and hand battered. Uh, top with an all new signature

(01:19:30):
hot sauce that's spicy and sweet,as well as barrel cured pickle slices.
They threw barrel cured in there forno reason. All pickles are cured ones.
There's also a bacon and cheese versionof the new sandwich that's top with
bacon and Havarti cheese they've had.I haven't tried. Those popey' nugs are

(01:19:56):
really good. They're a lot likethe KFC nugs and that they are.
They're not a like a pre formedMcDonald's style nuggets, although the spicy nuggets
are back at McDonald's officially. Isaw this. It's true. They're more
of a like a choppedter diced breastthat's in hand tossed like their chicken is.
I highly recommend the Popeyes and theCassi Nugs. Did you see what
the new dessert is? Popper WhenI guess they're deep fried and covered in

(01:20:23):
sugar, they should nice. Ihate when you get sweet potato fries and
I like sugar, and I likesweet potato fries. I don't like it
when they put the sugar and thelike cinnamon or whatever on that. I
don't like that necessary. Just giveme the sweet potato fries with salt or
Kloser salt or something I didn't order, like. I can see if you

(01:20:43):
ordered dessert fries right and you cansprinkle or you know, drizzle some like
chocolate sauce savory. Is that?Is there a fatter two word frays dessert
fries? Yeah? I have seenthose places fat yeah, dessert fries because
people like to dip fries and youknow, ice cream, milkshakes or stuff

(01:21:04):
like that. Waiter, what doyou have for dessert? Fries? Yeah,
a French fry split? Please?Yeah, I'll be right here back
in a field. We love him, but he's a monster. We don't
care what he looks like. Thisis the Woody Show. Well, not

(01:21:28):
all people can be cool, youknow, certainly not as cool as Greg.
Yeah, that even a goal toreach that level. Even Sea Bass
is cooler than this. One womanin Florida. Dang, she left a
one thousand dollars tip at this Mexicanrestaurant because she thought she was going to
be swept up in the biblical raptureon the day of the eclipse. Okay,

(01:21:53):
yeah, okay, but you knowit didn't work out that way.
She wasn't she wasn't swept up biblicalrapture, and so now she wants a
full refund just in case the ass. Yeah. And also, you got
this jerk in Texas who went toa restaurant back on April first. He

(01:22:14):
tipped one hundred dollars on the twentyseven dollars bill, signed the receipt,
but then over the whole receipt wroteApril Fool's dummy, no tip for you.
Wow. And despite it being totaledup and signed, the waitress didn't
take the tip because her mom ownsthe place and told her, like,
look, just forget about it becauseshe didn't want to have to deal with
him filing a claim. But Iguess technically, because a lot of people

(01:22:38):
have been talking about this, technically, because he totaled it up and he
signed, it doesn't matter what notehe writes on there, he would have
had to cross it out initial itput zero. What an a hole?
Yeah, And so the girl,the waitress, the daughter, she didn't
get that hundred dollars, Greg,what note did you write to the d

(01:23:00):
m V that one time? Onyour I got a ticket, a parking
ticket, and on the memo Iwrote jerks. I was paranoid you were
going to get arrest. I wasgonna write Nazis and I thought, what
if the arrest me for that?I've done that twice. Once I wrote
choke on it. The other oneI just wrote f you and they both

(01:23:24):
went through. There was never aproblem with either one. They somehow accepted
it. They had a history onlineof like all the cool notes that they
got over there. Yeah, thatdoesn't hit as hard as jerks. And
the problem was this was a ticketI had to pay in person. So
I handed the check and she pickedit up and she starts smiling and she's
like, oh, jerks, you'regiving that to the wrong person. You're

(01:23:47):
just the one accepting it the rightoffice. Your boy. Howdy, that
sure got a tasty kick to beright back, ladies and gentlemen, Esta
is tomorrow night with Cypress Hill DJJ Spinosa And we told you we're bring
a mariachi band and it's Quinto's Soul. They are here, all right.

(01:24:12):
So they're here and they're gonna they'regonna, Well, you guys want to
like just perform something for us realquick? I mean, here we go.
Let's let the music speak for something. By the way, you can
find them on Instagram. Mariachi,Quinto Soul. Here we go. What
what are we doing? By theway, what song we're gonna do?
Oh dude, all right, likewe don't know. We may look white
to you, but we we know. All right. Here we go Quinto
Soul asking you ask and make yousee, he said, and amas last

(01:25:11):
time with you this stay yeah,see the last second looking you see I'll
see every very locating all any moblasn't God am I going no, And

(01:25:40):
I'll see you going to see wouldnot be there? And then you know,

(01:26:01):
I n sing you can be theste boys, it can like not
be there. Had I guess I'mvery cond me there he's seeing the head.

(01:26:27):
You almost see them there. It'slooking head. It'd be one of
us in the no thing, INA'snot and then break down little sego and
see it when man and so gaywe're just getting started. We're getting warmed

(01:26:58):
up tomorrow night. Those guys aregonna be there again. Find him on
Instagram Mariachi Quinto Soul on Instagram.It is the Woody Show And you guys
do cover songs and stuff like thattoo, right, So it's like,
yeah, because we were talking withTim, like I put Tim in charge
of finding like the perfect Mariachi bandfor our event. This is a big
deal their ten year anniversary. Yeah, and he brought back you guys listen

(01:27:21):
to us right now? Oh nice? All right? Nice? Yeah?
Who do you want to give ashow out to? Yeah? What's it?
What's what's the name? What's up? Omar? Yeah? We are
here all right, so we'll havesome more from Kink Do Soul coming up
here on the Woody Show Show.All right, welcome back everybody. We've

(01:27:43):
got another chance for you to winthe tickets for the fiesta Woody Show Fiesta.
The final chance this morning is gonnabe at nine to fifty, So
keep listening for your chance to winthose. And everybody who either bought tickets
or one tickets, congratulations. We'llsee there tomorrow night. Uh. DJ
Ja Spinosa. Of course, CypressHill are headliner of the party, which

(01:28:05):
Tim Martinez and I have been justdreaming about forever. It's gonna be streams
dreams coming true. We got that. And also I really wanted to have
a for our ten year fiesta amariachi band, and we have Quinto Soul,
who is here? You know,you guys are getting rave reviews on
the text. People are texting overlike, dude, you're making a beautiful

(01:28:29):
shout out to the trumpet player.What is your name? Sir? Christians?
It's a Christian right anyway. Andthen you can find them on Instagram
Mariachi Quinto's Soul and see them thereand then also at our fiesta, and
that's going to be again tomorrow nightwhen your tickets still got a couple more
chances here on the Woody Show.All right, so we said, all
right, let's do for this nextsong because they do cover songs too,

(01:28:51):
so you know, outside of typicalwhat you would expect for a mariachi band.
So what are we gonna do here? What's what we got? We're
going to do English songs by ahouse Amy wine House, wine Gallery,
Valorie Gallery. Okay, fine,okay, all right here we go keekto
soul everybody the Woody Show. Well, sometimes I go out myself and I

(01:29:24):
look across the water man, Ithink of other things what you're doing?
An in my head, I paida picture what's inside? Coming home?
Where my bys made a mass likedress? Wants you come on over?

(01:29:49):
It's starm making a full time byWhy don't you come on? Old b
brain away? Ray you to haveto go to jail. But that house

(01:30:18):
on Upper Sail Hope you got agood lawyer and can't a tin for your
found the right man fixing folly?Are you shoving anywhere? Change the color
of your hair? And nah,you busy? You need to have to

(01:30:44):
pay that fine you were starting allthe time. I still did but sitter,
come on home when my god he'sbeen a mess and I'm miss your
da hair. The wed like tomess. What's coming over and summing it

(01:31:05):
up? Man? Why don't youcome on over by ray? Sometimes I

(01:31:30):
go out by myself and I lookacross the water. Then I think of
all the things what you're doing,and in my head I canting a picture.
But since I I come on homewhen my body's being a messed and

(01:31:54):
I missed your g here and theway you like to dress, aren't you
come on over and stop making afull Why don't you come home? Lay

(01:32:16):
Lariella my Valerie, My Valerie,Valerie away. Why don't you come on

(01:32:44):
over there? Llerie two? Soyou can see them at the WAI show
Fiesta Awesome tomorrow night. We're gonnahave one more song for then we'll go
traditional back to traditional on the nextone. But then we're gonna make our
way over to KT like because youguys were coming to Katy, they weren't
sure I was serious about that,really bring ma. I'm like, yeah,

(01:33:08):
yeah, Kelly, yeah we are. Yeah, we're gonna go on
TV. So yeah. Quinto SoulMariachi Quinto Soul on Instagram. You can
find them there. They show theywant to like smell my feet and lift
my feet. Got hurts to smellThe Woody Show. Welcome back everybody,
Yeah, Friday morning, it isthe wood Show. Brady's got nerd now

(01:33:30):
coming up here in just a fewminutes the latest in the world. Have
nerds coming at you. Also,we'll have the birthday's porno birthday here in
just a moment. A couple ofthings here for you. So this,
uh, this new study looked intowhat kind of salaries these celebrities would have
earned if they had never gotten famousand just followed in their parents' footsteps.

(01:33:50):
So they looked at like what theirparents did, and then they used indeed
dot com to get the salary informationfor the jobs that their parents had or
have, and they found that ofall the celebrities they looked at, Jenna
Ortega is the celebrity who would haveearned the most. Oh wow. Her
mom, Natalie, was a fulltime eer nurse and the average salary for

(01:34:11):
an eer nurse where she grew upin California is one hundred and thirty one
thousand, two hundred and thirty fourdollars. No, yeah, yeah,
so number one on the list.I believe she's from Lakina, California.
Number two on the list. VinDiesel, mom an astrologer. What dad?
Huh? Dad a theater manager?All right? OK? And Vin

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Diesel that he had followed in theirfootsteps one hundred and fifteen thoy, nine
hundred and seventy seven dollars. NeilPatrick Harris his mom a lawyer, dad
a lawyer. But here's what's interesting. I mean, I guess maybe where
he grew up. What did hegrow up? Because in because they said
the salary, which would be anaverage of two lawyers, right, eighty

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five thousand, four hundred and eightysix dollars. Yeah, not all lawyers
make a lot of Yeah, maybethey're not great at it. Or is
he like in some kind of smalltown they can do a lot of pro
bonner. They're taking average lawyers salaries, specifically what his parents necessarily made.
He was born in Albuquerque, sothis is this is cracking a little bit.
Yeah. Leonardo DiCaprio mom legal secretary, dad a comic book writer.

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I didn't know that interesting. Seventyeight thousand, two hundred and seven bucks.
Had Taylor Swift now become a billionairescamming everybody by re releasing every album
all the time. Mom a marketingmarketing executive, and then the dad's a
financial advisor. Perfect story, rightthere. Seventy six thousand, three hundred
and seventy seven bucks. Now whatif they had gone into the family business.

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Justin Bieber whose mom was an authorand a film producer. Dad's a
carpenter. His salary had he goneinto that stuff? Seventy four thousand,
five hundred and sixty six bucks.Here you go, Greg Group Paul,
Okay, mom counselor dad electrician.Electricians can make some good money, they
would. Yeah, seventy three thousand, Pedro Pascal. Maybe mom's a fertility

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doctor, dad a physician, gotone? Greg sixty Yeah? Really what
a country? Perhaps? Yeah?I don't know. Elon Musk, see
you best. Nice. Mom's adietitian. Dad an electro mechanical engineer.
Oh yeah, sixty two thousand,six hundred and twenty six bucks. What's

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an electro mechanical engineer? The motorsand stuff like that? Okay, professional
poonhound as well, right, Butsee that's not fair, Yes, because
Elon Musk didn't get wealthy by becomingfamous. He got wealthy by building businesses.
Sure, thank you. Well,yeah, but it's now famous.
Yeah no, nobody's nobody's arguing thathad they not gone down the path they

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went to to become now rich andfamous, still famous for being a great
uh a great businessman's famous for makingmoney, not making money because he's famous.
Travis Kelcey mom's a banker, ormaybe he was a banker. I
don't know. I don't think Donna'sgoing to the bank unless she's cashing checks
from Jason and Travis. Dad isa salesman forty and fifty three bucks.

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So I thought it was kind ofinteresting. Uh, see a couple of
the holidays. Today it's National grilledcheese Sandwich Day. Oh yeah, here's
a fun fact. The average Americaneats thirty six grilled cheese sandwiches a year.
Cheese high. I can't type thelast time I had one one a
week a week and a half.If if everyone in the country ate that

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many, it would be enough tofill nine hundred Olympic sized swimming pools.
And according to talking everybody, theycame up with what would be the perfect
grilled cheese sandwich? What that wouldlook like? It would be two slices
of an American cheese on white bread, medium toasted and then cut diagonally.
So nothing fancy, nothing fancy,but maybe three piece a sandwich recipe out

(01:37:56):
there that is supposed to be likethe perfect sandwich from Adam Sam Adam Sandler
Sandler. It has bacon in it, though I thought he wouldn't be into
bacon. Why. I don't knowJewish, but a lot of Jewish people
still have. Yeah, I didn'tknow, ye Orthodox not you know?
He says it's bacon, sour dough, monterey jack, mayo, butter,

(01:38:18):
lettuce, tomato, egg and seefancy that fancy? Yeah, I've heard
the key is the mayonnaise instead makethem instead of using butter like on the
outside of brown it use mayonnaise,mayonnaise both at all things. Yeah,
I say we try it, Godforbid. Some mine is sour dough.
I will use the butter, butI could always forget about the manaise thing.

(01:38:41):
Yeah, butter, sour dough andthen monster cheese with sharp cheddar.
Does you find that cheese? Anddo you find that cup of cheese?
Do you find that combatible? Milty? Oh? I thought you said American?
You just us monster and cheddar be. That's what I'm saying. Monster,
it's very melts it's very melty.Yeah, what kind of monster you're

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getting? What are you talking about? Monster? Yeah, delicious, so
greamy, so mild and creamy,creamy. That's why, like you get
the sharp cheddar which kind of setsit off, you know, yellow n
I also want a sandwich with milkbread. Have you heard about that?
No? Yeah, many Pco theproducer, he was doing this whole video

(01:39:25):
about how you have to have asandwich with milk bread. Milk bread very
trendy right now. It looks sogood like a saw and style did Selena
Goma? Thank you? Yep.It's a National Liquorice Day today, Like
we don't know that, Sami.Yeah, it's National Only Child Day.
Also, Betty Bloco not attractive.Yeah, whoa, whoa look at it.

(01:39:47):
He's a very nice guy. Okay, see there you go. That's
all trying to tell what the otherday ugly dudes are in right now.
Dude, there's not well yeah,because I think about this, that Selena
Gomez and who the other skinny littletime twink? Look girl, who's dated
that? That mongrel mongrel. Yeah, they're ulltating. Keep the movement going.

(01:40:08):
Many nice guys are in any blogois hay? Yeah, gross taste?
International Day Human Space Flight, greatrip, nice non rip, International
Day of Pink What sleeping gumas bootsare? Big? Okay? Cool board?
Today is a National Hamster Day andit's also Walk on your wild Side

(01:40:30):
Day. Okay, okay, hellyeah, I get wild putting like six
cheeses in your grilled cheese. Yeah, call us name nobody. This is
Nerd with Bravy and time for readyto tell us what's happening in the world
of Nerds. And I had afeeling it was going to go this way.
This week, Harrington confirmed that theJohn Snow centered sequel show to Game

(01:40:54):
of Thrones is not going to behappening, saying that there are no plans,
it's off the table and they justcouldn't find the right story. Are
you disappointed? I mean, look, I love John Snow. I would
love to see what John Snow's upto these days. But you know,
if they didn't have it, Iwould hate to see a crappy show,
right, you know what I mean? Just to I would hate to see

(01:41:15):
a show just for show's sake.You know what I'm saying. Perfect example
would be like Joey from Friends hisspinoff There we Go. It should have
never existed. That was a showfor show's sake, to try to keep
the Friends train going and right exactlysorry critics who are mostly haters of Godzilla
versus Golling the new Empire and hasa fifty four percent for critics ninety two
percent from the audience. But Legendarysays this franchise is in good shape.

(01:41:40):
After ten days, the global cubewas three hundred and sixty one point one
million. Legendary says they're going tokeep an eye on the trajectory, but
it looks like this franchise will becontinuing or Godzilla and Kong coming at you.
But it looks like it's going tobe unseeded this weekend by that movie
Civil War. You guys seeing thislook way too real for me. It's

(01:42:01):
from A twenty four. It's aboutdystopian America where military journalists are trying to
get to Washington, DC in timeto help the president. Maybe like there's
all these armed citizens converging on Washington, DC. It has an eighty seven
percent from critics on Rotten Tomatoes.It stars Kristen Dunst and Nick Offerman is

(01:42:23):
the president, but it is trackingbetween twenty and thirty million. And Greg,
because you won't stop asking me,he's browbeating me to find out who
is going to voice doctor Dillamund,the goat in Wicked in Wicked, Yeah,
oh my god. Well, speakingof Game of Thrones, yeah,
it's gonna be the one and onlyPeter Dinkliff dog dank dam making. He

(01:42:50):
does have a lovely voice. Islike, if Peter Dinkliche was your host
on the call map, I'd beall about it, be all about it.
So that was revealed at CinemaCon thisweek. I have a new respect
for the ding dog. He kindof just like went all in. He
had a job that he hated,like in office, and then he's like

(01:43:12):
forget it, just straight up quit, you know what, and then went
all in on acting. Yeah,and there he tried to elevate his life
exactly. And now he's referred toas he was seeing dog. Yeah,
he was feeling really low and thenhe decided to elevate himself. Get it.
He's a midget, sorry dwarf.Whatever, my god, I'm a

(01:43:34):
Raby Woody over there. For morenerd stuff, check out the Nerd Now
podcast at the Woodies Show dot com. Nerd what is the difference? I
know what like everything's proportional with oneright, and then you have a dwarf
and then the other the other islike you know, there's like a like

(01:43:54):
a normal like an average sized person'shead, but then the body is smaller.
Right, I'm seeing nine different types, nine different types. Who has
time for that? So? Iknow a girl who ye goat her her
spine is short, everything else isregular. Well, okay, didn't step
on hit that one? Than nine? Who has dwarf? Yeah, you

(01:44:17):
don't do some of the birthday startingwith these celebrities. Happy birthdays to Ed
o'neilled with John, The Modern Family, The Goat, ed Bun, ed
Bundy. Al Bundy is seventy eightyears old, Ed Bundy, Eddy,
I combined it too, Ed Bundy, Uh huh yeah, it's like benefit.

(01:44:40):
Yeah, he nailed it. DavidLetterman is seventy seven years old to
day's still rocking that beard. Ithought by now he would have it.
I thought that was like a newretirement thing, you know, like he's
gonna retire like, you know what, I'm not gonna say for a while
while rollout. No, but he'she's held strong on that one. Dave
let him in seventy seven. Hegot that Brendan Yuri from Panic at the
Disco No longer a thing, thirtyseven years old. Today he got a

(01:45:02):
lot of Glazer who's from Broad City. Yeah, she's awesome. She's thirty
seven. You got Shannon Doherty fromnine two to one to Ohero and Charmed
was Crossed. Yeah. Yeah,she's had a rough glob helpwise. Yeah,
she's fifty three today. You gotClaire Danes who's forty five. Nick
Hexum, the lead singer of threeto eleven, who's fifty four. Art

(01:45:25):
alisakas he was old in the ninetieswhen every Clere was like the lead singer
everclear. Yeah, he's sixty twoyears old today. And you got Andy
Garcia Man next year is gonna bea big birthday, but this year he's
sixty eight. Okay, thanks,And your porno birthday today is Reagan Fox
with two x'es. And she hashad her pipe snaked more times than a

(01:45:46):
public toilet. She's been in sixhundred fine films really, including cheating wife.
What's our plumber penetrator? Hot?She was in getting her end Zone
Volume one. Also right, here'sone horny house hunter. I'll watch it.
Yep. Soccer mom or g volumeone. Also she was fantastic and

(01:46:06):
harder, faster, milfier. Wow, and who can forget her unforgettable role
in face Sitting. It's a girlfriendthing. That's Reagan Fox fifty four years
old today, and that is yourporno birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And
that is a Friday morning. Lookwhat's happening in the world of nerds with

(01:46:28):
your nerd out Report. We're gonnatake a quick break. More Woody Show,
his next hang On More Show Show, next The Woody Show, No
Woody Show. All right, Well, coming up at ten o'clock something very
special for you guys. Tim Martinehas been working overtime for She Tell You
What yesterday with the throwback Thursday upwith the Clerb. Then he's back here

(01:46:51):
today with Kinto Soul, who's stillhere. They'll be doing another song for
us here in uh in just amoment. And then tomorrow, of course
he's helping us with all the festivitiesfor the fiesta. Last chance to win
those tickets at nine fifty. Buthey, at ten o'clock, DJ Tim
Martinez in the mix for a fiestaedition of the Friday Turn Up. So

(01:47:13):
that's coming up to ten to startthe morning music marathon. You're on the
Woody Show, all right, SoQuinto Soul, our Mariachi band, who's
gonna be there with us for ourfiesta tomorrow night cideper Hill the Blastco Theater.
Your final chance to win those tickets. That's gonna be coming up for
you at nine to fifty. Lastspot on the guest list, you guys,
and uh and then that's it.So yeah, Quinto Soul. You

(01:47:36):
can find him on Instagram, Mariachi, Quinto Soul. And we're going back
traditional. We had a traditional,we had a cover and now going back
to what's the what's the song we'redoing here, fellas ladies. This song
is called so you don't get moretraditional this, all right? Quinto Soul

(01:48:14):
by Break the Comedian. It's besidesthe side lost let me go fo last

(01:48:48):
Sorry Anny Day again. Yellow,You've got say to me day Okay,

(01:49:55):
Yellow, you wants say day?Keep does soul? Everybody? Man,

(01:50:46):
You guys are making quite the impression. These are the best Woodies Show guests
I've ever heard in my life,and I've been listening for years. Wow,
that girl is amazing. There's thereare two ladies. So what are
your what are your names? What'sstep up to the micro? Quick can
tell us? I'm Crystal. Crystal. Crystal is the one who sung the
Valerie the Valerie song? And thenthen what is your name? Coral?

(01:51:09):
Coral? All let's get everybody's name. We know Christian, what's your name,
Sarah? My name is Albert.All right, Albert. So we've
met everybody. Everybody Quinto Soul.Find I'm on Instagram Mariachi Quinto Soul.
Somebody said also to They're amazing.I want them for my wedding October twenty
twenty five. All right, let'sgood. There you go. We're getting
you guys. We're drowing up somebusiness the show con That's what I was

(01:51:47):
speaking. It's turn up the show. Well we met it to the end
of the week, you guys.Hell yeah, yeah, And that's promised
a special treat for you today sinceit is a Fiesta Eve as we've been
talking about throughout the morning. Wecalled a Fiesta Eve him. I love

(01:52:08):
so anyway, we have a specialedition of the Friday Turn Up. We
have DJ Tim Martinez today in themix. This is like, all of
a sudden, it's like Michael Jordan'sjust decided to join your pick up gun.
Yeah. I don't know that Iwould go that far. It was

(01:52:30):
just like, well, it's likeif you had doctor j and Michael Jordan's
okay, isn't that good? I'mjust telling you right now. I mean
it's okay. Really because when youwhen you you were laying it yeah,
yeah, when he when when youwere laying it out, and he's like,
I'm working on the mix, dude, do the playlist, and he
has two fire emojives, so Ihave an expectation to fire emojis. Is

(01:52:55):
like, it's all right, allright if there was five fire emojis.
Well, tomorrow night, of course, the Woody Show Fiesta with Cypercail.
The tickets at this point are allgone. They're done, no more tickets
to give away. But if youwere lucky enough to get the tickets bottom
you want them, whatever, wewill see you tomorrow night. And to
get us all amped up. DJTim Martinez has agreed to come out of

(01:53:19):
djaying retirements for this special edition AFiesta Friday, Turn up left God you
lfg ray j the Woodies Show.It's all downty eighty seven. Let's do
it the jam up, ry yourfeet up, and the jam pumping.

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Look ahead at the rotting jump in, pump it up a little. We'll
get the party going on the dancefloor, because that's where the party and
you'll find out even do that Afan canuck snack wow and sang in the

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mem brain and sang in the membrain the words and sang in the my
friends and sang in the mem bradworse. So the one on the flame

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boy get jump on the fast athim and the bragging pants. I can
have done, but I come andflam and I feel like the son of
Sam. Don't make me defective,depend but I can drink and something I
think all them when I come.Oh am I my so that I don't
put oh bro, I gotta maintainingAnd got one and sang and sang in

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the mem braid work and sang inthe man brain shoot the mark and sang
in the man brains were singing you'reno food and sang in the man friends
serving the mark too much coming upwas talking for the father Claver that stop
that boy, gonna try it.Don't try it's your ass like a right

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much as like a slum a littleswimming that pass in your face in the
crap. You know, I don'tput the float likely don't just I'm fucking
you. That's stop it. Wow, I place the sliver seeing me smile
that leg bring my things, justgonna win and sane and sang in the
mem Brain turn in the barn andsang in the man Brad turn and sang

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in the man Brad. You singFred and sang in the mem Brains turn.
Then it is the Special Fiesta FridayTurn Up mix d J. Tim
Martinez. Yeah you have taken shirtoff, sweat over there. Yeah,

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then we're doing a great job.Let's go letok for your Friday check ins
on the text two tonight seven Fridayturn Up. It's the Woody showing your
sh turn around and off up theside, Stagg check check this out.

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Listen up, y'all, because thisis it. The beat that I'm bringing
is delicious deliciousness Burgolictio. That hercolicious deliciousness, her coliciousness, her coliciousness.

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Oh bray the bay, the babyreally warm man, honey gets fresh,
many tasty. I'll be late,they say, like you crazy,
said he ft girl, you're fiftyk to the to the ft girl,

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you're fifty t eight to the lapple. Children of the Sky. I
love, don't say no fun aside, no no, I right here will

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spread love. Everybody joining, onelife, one horror, love of unity.
Everybody say witty, showy journey checkedit, getting us began. But

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you're got to be living here,sons. This season has jump joseon party
of here, a party over therewhere he is, and yes, there's
worse than the cota. Get up. Got to be a bullet, got

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it, get up, got tobe a bullet, Gotta get up.
Got to be a bullet. Gottaget up. Got to be a bullet,
Gotta get up. Got the feeling, got to be a bullet,
got the feeling. Cat get up, got the feeling. Got to be
a bullet, got them feeling,cat get up, got them feeling.

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Got to be a bullet, gotthem feeling. Come get up and got
them feeling. Got to be abullet, got the feeling, got the
feeling. Never think of all right, Never want beautiful to night I love

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you a super starsky you want beautifulnever thinks beautiful? Right? Hello stop

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give hello hello stop hello stop hellostop stop that it would be Friday turn

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up. Yes the edition dj Tmaar in the mix. People check it
in. We got to Albert ofcourse, and Irvine always checking in with
us saying hello, the nine oneseven carry check it in the Canyon Country
Harriott boy Nippling Buttolers says the eighthous checking in from thousand oh boy on
Disneyland this week with boyfriend? Isthat menace? Who's checking in on social

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media? What's up? Some well? What's u? Duke Lisa, Bobby's
Lewis? He's Louis. Joke toJose and Brianna hashag Friday turn up at
the Way Show on Twitter and Instagram. Now Tim would do? We've been
taking check ins from everybody else?Is there anybody you'd like to mention?
Any shoutouts today? Oh my god, I mean all the Halby is back
in to clean all right. Shoutout to ninety one three three one shout.

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The list goes on to president ohel presidente, my Bartender Ricardo,
shout out to Don Julia Friday turnup. Thank you, Thank you,

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pets, Steps District to speak thesteps all right, So Friday turn Up.

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DJ Ten Martinez in the mixt ofeay More he one Ain't cast and
checking in from San Fernando. Let'sgo, Let's go. Started a new
job buus weekends off. That's rise, It's the Friday Turn Up. It
is the Woody Show, Big FiestaParty tomorrow night m down at the Molasko
Theater with Cypress Hill. Congratualation,everybody won your tickets and welcome to the

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Weekend Friday Turn Up Woody Show seven. I just want to love you stand

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keep it. I just want That'sa jo song, dancing songs like so

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that's that's the kind I want.That's why jump song, the the the,
and I remember the the and onthee and on the door, and
then in the game and the inthe game, and no man let in

(02:06:45):
the dome and in the dome andin the delivering the date and I live
in the day in the door andthen and the Friday turn Up Special Fiesta

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digitu a d J Tim Martinez Temarin the mix for the first time in
a long time. Yeah, andyou know what team are just celebrated a
birthday. Yeah you want fifty nowbig five zero? All right, So
we gotta like settle down because takesso much. It's not the young man

(02:07:49):
who used to be. No,just just killing it aheah said, mere
doing a great job man. That'sspecial Fiesta Friday turner up here on the
Woodie Show today, DJ t Marbehind the wheels of steel, pumping the
wattage to your cottage up to hispits and hits it. We also got

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some people checking in long distance onthe iHeartRadio app. But you got there,
Greg Gory. We got Jason checkingin from Honolulu, Trevor in New
York City, he says, suck, Sammy, Pat and Charlotte, North
Carolina, Brian and Jim and ScottSale Arizona, Jessica in Chicago Bay Area
check ins Lauren and San Francisco,Paul from Sunnyville, and Terry from Pittsburgh.
She says she's jamming to the tMar turn up. Yeah. We

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also got Trevor another Trevor from coastto Mesa. Wow, so not you
know, to all the Trevors outit says, nice job, Temar.
This turn up goes Hardy Friday checkinglast day of a bad job, starting
a new one next week. Rip, it's from the nine to four nine
nice and the shout out to mywonderful girlfriend. I'm sorry's meta say girlfriend

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Marcella ah bebe So thank you everybodyfor the check ins. And how about
one more time for DJ Tim Martine. Oh my gosh, you know we
will see you tomorrow night, myfriends, you have no choy for part
three of the Minaja Tim Yes,the grand finale two hours commercial for you.

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All ninety eighty seven music is readyto rolls this morning while it's already
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of the day on All ninety eightyseven. Hey, thank you so much
for giving the wood a show someof your valuable time this week. You
know we love it to appreciate youfor that. The rest of you guys
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