The Woody Show April 18th 2024 Podcast

News Headlines, Worst Song of the 90's, Redneck News & More! 

Episode Transcript

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Is the dune to the graphic natureof this program? Listener discretion? Is
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Insensitivity Training class is now in session. Hey, good morning, everybody?

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All right making our way through thisweek? Are we not? It is
Thursday morning, a pre Friday.It is April the eighteenth, twenty twenty
four. Hello and welcome. Weare the Woody Show. Hey, Woody
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Wow, we got Vaughn he's ourvideo producer. He's here, And of
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You can send that over to toonine eight seven Here on this throwback Thursday.

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I've got this list of songs thatI want to play for you.
We're not gonna play all the songsin there on tidy. We're just gonna
discuss it like we've been doing withsome of these other ones. These were
voted on as the worst songs ofthe nineties. I can't wait for all
Right, So if we got anynineties kids out there, I'm sure and
I know we do. Yeah,and I'm sure we play a lot of
them. Well no, you knowwhat, we don't play a lot of
them really. Yeah, But there'sthere's some songs in here. I will

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tell you that they stink, okay, but there are also some songs in
here. I'm like, now,then, come on, that's not a
bad So I think it's like there'salways those cases where it's like I think
people just like to hate on certainthings or because they think everybody else hates
them too. So we'll see whatyou think. They're trending news headlines,
We got some of that plus beforethe Before the hour is up, Brave's
going to have the latest in theworld of nerds with your Nerd Now Report,

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plus your birthdays and your porno birthday. You're on this Thursday morning,
we got some crime news to sharewith you. It's all all kind of
weird in its own way. Thistwenty five year old guy New Jersey,
he got arrested. He somehow managedto use a USB flash drive as a
weapon. O god. So thecops got a call one night to this

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house. That's where they found thisguy attacking another man. He was using
a USB flash drive to stab theguy in the neck and the arm.
Shit could hurt, yeah, yeah, but not enough that he even needed
to go to the hospital. Thevictim refused medical attention. The guy was
taken in for the guy with doingthe stabbing. He was taken in for
a psychological evaluation and then off tojail. Okay, that was weird.

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Tell me if you think this wasworth it. Thirty five year old guy
New York City goes into a Duncanwants to buy six of their pumpkin donuts.
Okay, but they told him theyonly had five left. What are
you gonna do it? Guy flipsout, Oh well that's reasonable. So
they kindly explained to him, hey, look, there's nothing that we can

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do. But the guy he justwasn't having that, so he starts screaming
in the employee's face, Well you'regonna effing make it okay for one donutka.
Another employee is calling the cops.This is going on, and in
the time it took them to getthrough, the guy had stormed out came
back with a gun. Oh mygod. The cops get there before anybody
got hurt. They arrested him.Now he's a convicted felon, so he's

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not even have a gun in thefirst place. He's already served time twice
before, once for attempted murder.Oh okay, and now because of this
little tirade, he's going to begoing back to prison, they say,
probably for another seven to ten years. Donut over a Donuts. You had
your freedom. You had five donuts. Yeah, what more do you need?

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So what you didn't get the six, but you had the fifth one.
We'll get the five pumpkins and thenget I know, the cornbread one.
Had the cornbread one. That's oneof my favorites. Idiot. A
bus driver for a private school inFlorida, has been fired after he stopped
a bus full of kids on sometrain tracks as a freight train was approaching
as a thrill, as a scaretactic. The kids are freaking out,

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obviously, he's yelling quiet and thenhe continued through the intersection just before the
train went through unclear what he wasthinking. The parents, of course they're
pissed, but they're pissed because nobodyfrom the school even called them to let
them know that this had happened.In side note, this wasn't the first
time the bus driver has been introuble. He sounds like one of these

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guys. We had Lucy the busdriver. Dude, Lucy ruled. Yeah,
oh yeah, shout out Lucy.Dude. Lucy was so much fun.
Now, this was a big dealback in the day, so we're
talking about like the late eighties here, early nineties, and Lucy had a
radio installed on the bus so wecould give her a cassette and she could

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play the music on the bus onthe way to school. That's fine.
We were bumping run DMC, wewere bumping guns and roses. Every day
she would pick a different student.So everybody's bringing a cassette for Lucy to
playing the bus. She was somuch fun. Now, not this guy
was fun, leaving him on thetracks. But he's gotten in trouble before
because he would make unscheduled stops likeat a Wendy's or at a gas station

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to let the kids use the bathroom, and even let kids off the bus
to run inside and get a sodaor some candy from the gas stations.
Cool. Now, the parents,of course don't like that. You know.
The kids thought that was dope.Yeah, rule, you know,
the kids thought that was pretty awesome. I just had the most high thought.
Did you ever think that, Lucy, your bus driver would think?
Someday, thirty five years from now, what do you will still remember?

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Man? I know? Yeah?Who else can name their bust Bonnie?
This chick was more like Wanda Sykesthan like old Granny, Like, yeah,
I remember Bonnie. Yeah. Itwas some dude, some dude.
Another weird crime news a forty twoyear old man in Michigan, Jamal Batman.
That's his name, Jamal Batman,Jamal Batman, real name. He
was arrested hit with the DUI afteran officer saw an open bottle of tequila

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in his car. That's not allhe had, according to the police report
quote, after Batman was taken outof the patrol vehicle at the jail,
we located a small plastic baggie containinga white powdery substance that tested positive for
cocaine where Batman had been seated.Now, mister Batman hit with four charges
the drug stuff and that duy,which by the way, is his third.

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Oh, so congrats to Batman onhis third DUI. Well done.
This employee at a museum in Germany, so fired might be facing charges after
he hung up one of his ownpaintings in their modern art section. I
thought, of Greg, that's aidea, because you know, Greg's an
artist. Now totally funny, funny. He did his first painting. He

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was hoping it might help him breakthrough as an artist. He went in
after hours. He hung the fourfoot painting on an empty wall alongside some
other paintings by people like andyholl And, like legit artists. He had to
drill two small holes in the wallto hang it. So on top of
you know, losing his job,he might be facing charges for property damage.

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Now here's the thing. They noticedit midday but decided to wait until
they closed to take it down,so it was part of the exhibit for
a full eight hours. So hedid get some exposure. But according to
the museum, they said the paintinggot no positive feedback from visitors. Ye
oh, that sucks. Number one, clever, yeap numbers. It's going

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to be a great jumping off pointfor his story, right, and let's
say it worked in his favor andpeople noticed and loved it, and he
went on to be something they couldsay, remember how Hank hung up that
painting and it yeah it Actually that'sstupid. He shouldn't have gotten You risked
everything just his art. Yep,that's what she cared. An orgy story,

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I said, orgy story. Anotherweird crime news. This guy in
Georgia, he walked into the localpolice station. He asked to speak to
somebody. He wanted to know whyhe wasn't allowed to sleep on city property.
Oh boy. But before they gotinto that, they had a question
for him. Dude, did youjust pee outside on our building? Oh?

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He admitted, yep, I did. Oh, but he didn't think
it was a problem since he yeah, he didn't think anybody could see him.
The auser informed him that, youknow, it's a police station,
that their cameras everywhere were both insideand outside the building. Not supposed to
be peeing on buildings. So hewas arrested, charge with indecent exposure.
Plenty of times sent around and youcould talk about all day sleeping on city
Now you're sleeping in city property.Yeah, yeah, there you go.

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That's good for free. Yep.Please. In Georgia got a call from
a waste management company after one oftheir ex employees, so they had fired
last September, had shown up andtook one of their front loaders. Front
loader was one of those like constructionvehicles, the big bucket on the front.
Yeah. So when the cops arrived, he was still driving it around,
but then he took off, starteddriving down a public road. Multiple

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patrol cars chased after him. Nowthis thing weighs about seventy five thousand pounds,
all right, so there're no matchfor these cruisers. And that's where
a quick thinking employee hopped into asecond front loader chased him down, and
when they caught up, he usedthe bucket on the second front loader who
to flip the other guy off ofhis good. It was awesome, sounds

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pretty ethnic. Ask me how Isaw it? How did you see this?
Because it was all caught on oneof the cops chess cameras. See,
this is why you get so muchgood. People are like, ah,
man, we want these, youknow, officer cams for all these
different things. I want him becauseyou get some really cool video. Yeah
all the time, some of thesethings that happened. The ex employee was
rested, hit with a bunch ofcharges and taken to jail. And finally,

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a fifty one year old guy inDublin, Ireland. He appeared in
court recently for some tickets he gotduring a traffic stop. But apparently when
the cops had originally stopped him,his emotional support cat named Oliver in case
you're wondering, Ollie, Oliver gotloose and ran off. The man was
still furious about his missing cat,so he showed up to his court hearing

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completely naked as a protest. Ohwow'll show him yep. He entered the
court room his hands over his junk, eventually outstretched his hands so everybody could
see. He refused to put onany clothes, kept demanding to know where
Oliver was. The man claimed thathe was stressed because his emotional support animal
was missing and because he was seenby someone who didn't speak any effing English.

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The judge ordered him to speak seekimmediate medical attention while remaining in custody,
and the guy said, I don'tneed the doctor, I just need
my cat. Yeah, that's it. So weird. Crime for you this
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new hour insensitivity training, free,politically correct world here on this it's a
Thursday morning. It's a pre Friday, Sweet Nois, It's April the eighteenth,
twenty twenty four. I'm winning.That's Ravey, good morning. It

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was Greg Gory one week, oneend, Greg no It refuses to dime
really as fast as last week whenthis week is right there with you.
Yeah, remember how last week wentby? This week's not going by yeah,
this week is just stall really.Oh yeah, it's drugging all day.
Yesterday I thought it was Thursday.Yeah, I would wake up today

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and go, wait, today's Thursday. I was with you because I had
a meeting which I thought was Thursday, and I thought yesterday was Thursday.
Right, yeah, but here weare. No, that's just today.
Yep, to meet today. There'sa menace. We got sea Bass,
we got Sammy phones are open eightseven seven four Wooding. You can hit

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us up with a text over totwo to nine eight seven. So this
Boeing whistleblower not the one who mysteriouslydied, Not that one. This is
a different one. This guy's anengineer for the company. I don't know
if he saw anything about this story, but he testified for this Senate subcommittee
about how Boeing hit problems with themanufacturing process and they started pushing pieces together

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with excessive force to make it appearthat gaps don't exist. Now, the
gaps, they say, are small, like typically the width of a human
hair. OK So you would think, okay, whatever, but they said,
and he was explaining that when you'reoperating at thirty five thousand feet,
it could be the difference between lifeand death, and he provided presentations by
other engineers on the difficulties are themechanics of encountered assembling the fuselages of the

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triple sevens. Those are the bigones. Those Triple sevens are massive because
the parts wouldn't align. And hesaid, quote, I literally saw people
jumping on the pieces of the airplaneto get them to a line. Oh
my god. And then he saidwhen he brought this information up to his
superiors internally, he says that hereceived physical threats and his boss even said

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to him at one point during ameeting, quote, I would have killed
someone who said what you said.Oh my god, I didn't hear that.
You're talking about life and death,stuff about freaking airplanes, guys safety.
And then they moved him to anotherdepartment or something because he was pointing
these things out. I mean,is there I think they shuffled him around.
Also, is there that much inbonuses where if you get some complete

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I'm sure. Yeah, that's freakingpeople are willing to kill each other over.
Is he going into some kind ofprotection? I know. And the
thing is, like, he sayshe wants to continue working at Boeing because
he's protected under the whistleblower whatever.Why. Yeah, it's like there's people
who security guards going out in theparking lot to be sure you guys are

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safe. Like people who sue theircompany for their job back, Like why
would you want that job back?And I know sometimes they're just trying to
get the back pay or what theywere owed or Yeah, that I understand.
But like this guy really wants tostay working at Boeing, I don't
understand why. Yeah, just reportand then find a new job. Go
work at the airbus. Or hewants to make things better. Man,

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he wants to improve what's going onat bowing or citations celebrating. But do
you want to work with the sameperson who threatened to kill you? No,
not so much. Well maybe he'sthinking like, oh those people are
out, Yeah, dude, it'sgoing to get fired. They're out the
threatener. From what I heard,they used to have a whole different management
system, yes, and then itchanged, right, that's what they said,

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Like the engineers used to actually bein charge of bing, but now
it's being counters. That was yearsago though, Yeah, but like once
it switched over to being counters,that's when you have the problems. That's
when you're jumping on planes trying tojust to get get stuff to fit for
every company. Yeah, it's soscared there, You got that, except
you know, we're talking about thirtyfive thousand, hundreds of miles an hour

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about Gregory's safety, right, Yeah, with his hand wrapped around a seatbelt,
pulling it as tight as possible,thinking that the tighter he holds on,
the safer it is right, right, at least from because that's the
thing. Hey, speaking of beingon lanes, it looks like the phasing
out of reclining seats has begun airlines. They're updating their planes and as they're

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doing that, they're replacing them withseats that are in a fixed position.
Okay, and there's a number ofreasons for that. Number one, the
seats don't you know, you know, they're not reclining, so they don't
have the mechanical parts. That meansless maintenance. Also, the seats,
you know, they're lighter because theydon't have all that stuff mechanisms, which
means that they keep their fuel costsdown. And another big reason is reclining

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causes a lot of issues with passengersand flight attendants on the roof. You
know, people getting pissed because theperson in front of them is reclining into
their quote limited space, spilled drinks, damage electronics, things like that.
So hair they say, eventually,if you want to recline, you're gonna
have to buy a first first classseat. Those will still recline. Okay,
I do hate it when the personreclines in front. I haven't reclined

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in years. I always recline.I don't think I can get through a
flight without reclining. But you arethe smallest person in here. Coach something,
but even every seat and coach isplenty of room. Sure, but
I find it so uncomfortable because therethey put the head rests and it hits
me just right in the wrong spotthat pushes my head forward. Your head

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is hot on the seat. No, it's too low, is the problem.
Like it doesn't sit in the cushionthe way it's supposed to, so
it hitds on an awkward spot thatpushes me forward. Sammy, Sammy's headlands
is everybody else's lumbar support. Yeah, you're talking about little people problems.
Average Joe. Yeah, I'm saying, like, man, the kids,
like every seat's first class you canstretch out. Yeah, you know,

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I'm glad you brought it up thatthey need to redesign the seats to give
you lumbar support. Have you noticedthat airplane seats kind of go backwards at
the lumbar area. They should goforward, you know what I mean?
They should bulge out, so insteadthey instead of the curve going down,
the curve should come out like ababy bump. Because you get off a
flight and your back is killing you, can we just get rid of the

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head rest. We don't need them, just be a chair. I like
the heads because you can take thelittle wings of them and pull them out
and it's just enough tension. Youlove that you can lean your head on
it. I always thought like,oh, it's just going to push it
straight back. They figured it out. They had just enough tension to hold
dreadline enough. Maybe I just needto bring something boot book or something.

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We're going to get a phone book. What's a phone book. It's a
phone book. Bring a booster seat, bring a squatty potty. Yeah,
so no more, no more recling. I did see there was a picture
somebody got on the plane and youknow how they could go to a restaurant.
If you have a coat on,sometimes you'll drape it over the back
of your chair. That's what somebodydid with their airplane seat, and so

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their jacket was basically hanging in frontof the person behind them screen and they're
like, are you seriously. Theflight attendant came out and said, yeah,
you can't do that. We're notgoing to be doing that today.
The person who who screened they wereblocking didn't want to be confrontation or whatever
and just didn't say anything, waitedfor the fight attendant to deal with it.
Yeah, that's a good way togo, I think, but people

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are oblivious. They are I'd behitting the ding button oblivious that, or
you'll see chicks of really long hair. The ding button one of my biggest
pet peeves. Or we've seen pictureswhere you know, the person in the
row behind you sticks their bare footof their socked foot in between the seats,
like so on your armrest. Yeah, you know, and like all

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of a sudden, your elbows hittingsomething. You look at it's like person
behind you's foot. That's when Iaccidentally lose control of my drink. Yeah,
what are you doing? Oh mygosh, I just yipped all over
your foots. Who's getting I'm notasking undemanding it, all right, Welcome

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back, everybody. I thought aboutGreg. I've been seeing this story about
there was like some kind of mixup with at the PepsiCo Corporation and they
had to recall like hundreds of casesof the Schwepes zero sugar ginger ale because
it's actually full of sugar. Andit reminded me of Greg's job at the
convalescent home. That's right. Wherewas it jello or pudding or it was

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some sort of dessert I desert.It might have been something served with cookies.
And I was fourteen. I didn'tknow about diabetes, and I served,
what do you serve to? Not? You're supposed to do sugar free
for free diabetics, And I servedregular ones to whatever. His name was,
Alfred Johnson and somebody one of it. It was run by nuns,

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and she said, now, Greg, you gave mister Johnson the proper cookies.
And I said, what do youmean, the proper cookies, the
diabetic ones. I said, ohsure, and then you met. I
ran back to the kitchen where wehad one of those little porthole windows in
the swinging door, and I staredat him eating his dessert the entire time,
thinking what's gonna happened? Oh mygod, Yeah, he died the

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next Now he was fine. Somemix up for the manufacturing process. No
injuries or illnesses have been reported,but not good for people with diabetes or
other sugar related medical conditions, obviously. Oh, any fourteen year old will
tell you that. Yeah, right, yeah, dumbasses. So there's this
other story. I saw this onethis morning. This high school student in

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Ohio, she's going to miss outon her senior prom because she has been
suspended. She brought a bag oftaki snack chips to school, Okay,
and they're not allowed because there's ateacher there at the school who's severely allergic.
And so, I mean to thepoint where like parents and students had
to sign a form acknowledging that atthe beginning of the school year, like
you do not bring these types ofchips or whatever. Yeah. So it

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turns out the story was a friendhad given her the chips on the school
bus because she was starving. She'slike, I'm so hungry. She's like,
here, you can have these.She ate all but two of the
chips, got to school, broughtthe bag inside the building, finished the
last two chips, went to class. Principal called her out of the office
and asked her she had ate thechips and she's like yeah, And they

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suspended her for five days. Andnow she also doesn't get to go to
prom. Oh my god. Yeah, that sucks one person for everyone.
The allergy is corn. I thinkI don't know, Like, I wonder
what you can't bring into this school. I mean, it can't be just
talkies. Well I found out thatit was talkies, but they kept saying
corn chips. I'm imagining it somekind of you. Yeah. Yeah,

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well, I mean you let hergo to prom, right, It doesn't
sound like she did it with youknow, malevolent. Yeah, she wasn't
trying to screw this teacher. Youknow, send this teacher into shock.
Yeah, just can't bring it intothe school like you can. You know,
you can have them on the bushor outside of the schools. Can't

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bring him into the school. Mymy cousin's daughter had a very severe egg
allergy, to the point where shewould have what they call it anaphylactic or
whatever reaction shock. Yeah, anaflactic shock. When so like her dad
and her brother would go out becausecouldn't have eggs in the house. But
you know, they would do thiskind of like Guy's breakfast on the weekend

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at some point and before they couldeven come back in the house, they
had to like rinse their mouths withlisterine and stuff before they came a walk
in because even the egg on theirbreath. And they realized that because like
they came home one time and youknow, the dad gave her a kiss
on the on the cheek breakfast onthe cheek, and she broke out into

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this anaphylactic shock thing. Had toget the pen out, the whole thing,
and she's what's crazy. She's beendoing this therapy stuff for it for
you know, years now, andyou know she's like eighteen now, and
I guess no more egg allergy.Awesome. Yeah, you get exposed to
it slowly. Yeah, I don'tknow what the treatment was, but it

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took a long time. But atleast now because I remember every time,
like my mom would have a gatheringat the house, my mom is scouring
the ingredients of every chip that wasput out, every right, because think
about how many things eggs are in, right, Yeah, tons of stuff
because they're so versatile and awesome.Exactly, they're basically nature's exactly. I

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don't care about your gluten desires.Yeah, I mean, but like when
it comes to the stuff that like, all of a sudden, you're gonna
be an anaphyactic shock, can't breathe. Yeah, we'll make sure we don't.
So did she go her whole lifewithout going to restaurants to that point
because they didn't. They really didn't. I mean they would go eat outside
certain places, order certain things.That sucks. Yeah, sucks. But

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for her to be that allergic andnow not be allergic at all, that's
awesome. Yeah. And I don'tknow if it's like she's eating eggs,
you know what I mean, butlike she could be around and yeah,
yeah, she's not getting the threeegg gamblet to the right. Well that's
uh. The first president of Facebook, Sean Parker, where they made the
movie about him, Justin Timberly playedhim. He's like allergic I think to

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like twenty three different things. Yeah, so he spends a lot of his
money on research to help people withuh, this type of stuff to get
them over it so they won't beallergic anymore. Dude. You guys ever
get like an allergy test? Yeah, man, that sucks. The bricks
in your back. Yeah, theprint was on the scrapes and the yeah,

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mine was on my back. Reallyman, that sucked. It was
not fun, No, sucking thatmuch. No, we had to have
my son do that. We thought, like, you know, because he
kept getting these like rashes and stuff, and you feel awful you're watching that
as a parent, like, ohgod, I remember doing it. Was
he allergic to anything? No,and I'm not allergic to anything either.

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We couldn't figure it out. They'relike, oh, maybe it's you know,
laundry detergent, but like, wouldthat start out of nowhere? Like
we've been using the same crap exactlyfor you know, since he was a
baby. But now all of asudden, well you know it's the kids
change and as people. But nowhe's fine again. So who knows.
John tay Porter, one of theToronto Raptors players, don't know this guy.
He's been banned for life from theNBA done because of gambling. And

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this is something you're going to seemore and more of these guys should get
into major trouble. Of the leaguesays that he was giving bookies and gamblers
info about confidential information like injuries andstuff, also limiting his own participation in
one or more games, and hewas even betting on his own team to
lose. In one case, theynoticed an unusual number of bets had been
placed on games where he left earlyafter just a few minutes. Weird.

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Oh man. Yeah, there wassome screw that really put them on the
radar where it was like a parlayand they bet like eighty thousand dollars and
it had to payout of a milliondollars involving fan duel and I think that
was the one that got invested.Yeah. I mean this wasn't like some
major player. I think he waslike a backup forward. It was very
small time. Yeah, and hewasn't making that He wasn't one of these

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guys making yeah, but still hewas making like two and a half million
dollars a year, right, andso that's over Oh my god, like
these guys, you know it was. It was the argument back in the
day with like what was the runningback for the Dolphins? Rick was Ricky
Williams his name? Yeah, okay, like Ricky Williams like screwed his NFL

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career because he just couldn't. Hejust wouldn't stop stop smoking weed. Like,
how long is the NFL career?The average player plays for? What?
How many? You know, foura right, Like the average career
is for Let's just say you playedten years. You can't make a boatload
of money for ten years. Andlike, think about all the things that

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people would do for a million dollars, Like, hey, Greg, most
people won't see a million dollars intheir lifetime. Greg, would you give
a blowjob to a cricket for amillion dollars? Yeah? Probably, probably,
he probably would do it. Likepeople are willing to do all kinds
of really foul things. You getto play a game that you've been playing
since you were a kid for eightmillions of dollars, millions of dollars,

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yeah, and all sorts of fameand everything else. You can't not smoke
weed just until you're done playing,and then you can smoke yourself to death.
I've never I didn't understand that atthe time. Now they don't.
They don't care how much it goesas far back as Ricky Williams talk about
Rashid Rice. Oh yeah, amonth, Yeah, you're a wide receiver
for the Kansas City Chiefs. Andyou can't just not race Lamborghinis crash into

(28:22):
a bunch of people and then fleethe scene. Yep, you can't.
You can't detect. This is probablya bad idea. Yeah, I'm an
NFL wide receiver. I probably shouldn'tgo racing in a rented Lamborghini. Yeah,
dumb or the countless du eyes.You can't get uber? Yeah,
I mean, you're a multi millionand every team will provide you with the

(28:47):
ride you don't even need. Yeah, get a limo. It's very rare
that any of the people even goback to high school than any of these
people who played sports at any kindof like good level, you know,
college ball or certainly the pros andnot the smartest. You know, we're
not dealing with it. We're notdealing with the valedictorians, you know what
I mean. Like, but we'renot dealing with the ap class people.
Like the megabag. The jocks areduring the traffic time, they don't have

(29:12):
to go to many classes. They'renot expected much when it comes to the
academic stuff. No one's saying whereshe rice graduated any classes? Right?
That's what I'm saying, like,you know, you hear half these guys
talk. They can barely put asentence together. But they you know,
getting paid, right. But yeah, I think this is this is such,
this is such base level common sense. And they want to, you

(29:32):
know, maintain their lifestyle, don'tthey. You would think like this guy,
a random, random NBA guy makingover a million dollars, you know
what, let's bed Yeah, right, let's screw it up. Let's bet
and let's bet big, and let'sbet. Let's get on everybody's radar.
And I'm gonna start. But allof a sudden, e I me,
I feel like I tweaked it.I don't know, I'm gonna sit out.

(29:55):
Yeah, I'm gonna let everybody knowto Oh wait, just the bookies
and the gamblers. Oh my dumbass. The NFL draft, by the
way, is one week from today. F y, I your bless what
you do is nothing, just chilling, true true. The Woody Show.

(30:21):
That's thrown back right there. It'sThursday morning. It is the Woody Show.
We were talking about these idiots.They just can't make it, make
it work. There's for this smallamount of time to be playing pro ball
to hars idiot from the Raptors isnow banned for life. You're the NBA

(30:41):
done forever. Yeah, this gamblingstuff, dumb ass. Somebody said,
lots of people do dumbish that messup their life. There's this girl at
my nursing school who was caught stealingneedles and syringes, and now she works
at the kiosk of the mall.Oh boy, yeah, now all bull.

(31:03):
A guy that worked at a radiostation promising awesome career ahead of them,
Well, there's the dumbest people inthe radio. Exactly a million.
He was busted breaking into an officeto steal ski passes. Oh cool that
They said, hey, by theway, you're fired. And another by
the way, we would have justgiven these to you. Yeah, but
instead you broke into an office.Tomb ass. There's a tax preparer in

(31:27):
New York City. I saw astory about this guy. He was known
as the Magician. First of all, is that not a red flag?
I got a tax guy for you. Yeah, he's called the Magician.
Solid dude. I would just assumethat is a guy who's up to no
good. He was arrested by IR S agents a tax ripoff scheme.

(31:48):
He was recruiting customers where he andhis employees would just falsely itemize business deductions
and make up capital losses to increaserefunds, and over the course of ten
years he submitted thousands of false taxreturns stole more than a hundred million dollars
dan Now, when asked for comment, a rep for the I R.

(32:13):
S says, quote, while hemay have been known as the Magician,
he can't say abercadabra and make thesecharges disappear. Yes they did, Yes
they did. Dumb, but asa client it would be tempting to go
to the Magician as a tax plan. Not for me. Hey, I

(32:34):
just got a new tax guy andI her last year, and one of
the initial conversations I had said,Dude, I am not interested in anything
shady whatsoever. I have no ambitionto ever be audited. That's true.
I will, you know, justwhatever, if there's something in a loophole
or whatever I can take advantage of, fine or something I'm not aware,
like, yeah, I'm not lookingto fudge anything. I'm not going to
you know, if something requires areceipt or some kind of documentation of some

(32:57):
kind, please let me know.I will track that down. I'm not
interested in any funny business. Idon't want to go through. That's not
what I'm here for. I amnot here for business. Here for funny
business. Don't getting silly gooses here. Yeah, a couple hundred bucks,
you know, yeah, potentially gothrough all that. A woman in Ohio
was robbed by a person claiming tobe Aaron Rodgers online. Oh it's beginning,

(33:22):
dumb. They met on a messagingapp called Viber. She talked to
who she thought was Aaron Rodgers fora couple of months, confident was him
because one the profile picture had aphoto of Aaron Rodgers wearing a Green Bay
Packers even though the jets not evenon the packers anymore, and he quote
talked about himself personally, so shewas so sure that he was legit she

(33:47):
gave him her driver's license information,social security number, bank account details,
because you know that's smart for thatthe scammer. I'm sorry, Aaron Rodgers.
Quote, I'll send you ten thousanddollars to help you move out of
your apartment, but first you needto send eight hundred dollars to my lawyer's
wife. Oh, the police areinvestigating. They haven't said how much this

(34:15):
woman is out, but in themeantime they've told her to block Aaron on
all the social media accounts, change'spasswords, monitor credit and bury your head
and shame what an idiots, somany things. Aaron has such good content
lately, right, raybe was hesaying that AIDS came from a lad?
Well, yeah, we're gonna doyou know some this week in audio and

(34:36):
I begged SeaBASS to put that inthere. You know, what was it?
Aaron Rodgers on a podcast talking abouthow basically something this is something new
or yeah, something somebody dug upgovernment. It was going back to that
old theory that it was the USgovernment that created HIV and AIDS and then

(34:57):
tying it into foulcy, then tyingit in like just Aaron Rodgers going completely
nuts on the podcast, just fullon conspiracy. I mean we know at
this point, right that COVID wascreated in a lab. Yeah, right,
I believe that established. Yeah,and everybody like who said that at
first, like god, come on, it's bats from you know whatever.

(35:22):
But like there was a lot offunny you know, like Colin Kaepernick was
trending on social and so they werelike, well, Colin Kaepernick takes a
knee and just in a silent protestsand he's banned for life. And here's
this guy who's the quarterback of theNew York Jets, just spouting all kinds

(35:43):
of nonsense. He's like, heis the captain of the New York Jets.
He's coming back. It was avery funny like compare and contrast.
Yeah, to like, this guy'snuts, but it is still out here
quarterback and this guy kneels banned,he's out. See. I don't believe
any of the bigfoot stuff, aliensthings like that. But I think the

(36:07):
older I'm getting, the more Istart believing, like, yeah, you
know what, I don't put itpast the government to create AIDS because the
more you not not, the notthe fantasy stuff that you like, the
bigfoot stuff I'm saying, But likewhen you hear about these cover ups or

(36:28):
you know what really happened with JFKwho you know your back? You know
how much? How much? Becauseyou know from a common sense standpoint,
there's a tons they think about,like what your parents kept from you,
or like as a parent, whatyou keep from your kids just to run
your household? What are some ofthe things that we just don't you know,

(36:49):
there's got to be a ton Idon't think it's like, I don't
know. I'm not saying I believein the whole you know, the government
created AIDS thing, but is itpossible maybe Yeah, I'm not there yet.
Talk about GfK. During the Cubanmissile crisis, they were saying that
how the government was going to fakean attack so they could attack. Kinds

(37:14):
of crazy stuff like that. Idon't know. That was kind of the
point of the Fallout series on AmazonPrime, which I recommend very highly.
Yeah, attacking yourself, you know, you're all flat, Yeah, okay,
you know, yeah, is thatcalled like the I know there's a
movie called this to Wag the Dogor that was something with the like an

(37:38):
election thing. No, but Wagthe Dog wasn't that also about like creating
something some fake Uh? Yeah,The Watchman was definitely has a component about
attacking your own people. Yeah,but I think people look at the government
the government as this singular entity.They are just people that go to work

(37:58):
and then go home at the endof the day for the most part,
right and the most losers totally inthe most part and they suck. Yeah,
but when I'm totally they're with you, like, I'm kind of thinking,
oh, maybe that's possible now.But the vast number of people that
would have to keep this a secretfrom the world, right is just what
I never bud, which is alwayswhat shuts me down. And again going

(38:21):
back to the COVID thing, rightlike, so we now, for as
far as I know, like rightlike, was created in the lab somehow
escape you know, a gain offunction research and all that kind of but
that's not what people were saying.And I think just because yes, there's
enough people who can go well andthere's enough documentation or evidence to show this
is really where it kind of camefrom. And uh, you know yes,

(38:45):
now, something that goes back todo the government create aids? You
know, maybe they did, butthat's back when everything was just carbon copy
forms. Guys. They didn't havethe Internet and Twitter, yea social media
and Facebook to share all this information. So Zier at a hot and the
people who are about to open theirmouth, they just gave them the aids
they made. As I mean,I believe the original story that people were

(39:08):
having sex with monkeys. Yeah,some guy banged a monkey and then he
came here and he became like,you know, the Pete Davidson of his
time, just started giving it toto give it to all his other gay
friends, you know, as away to suppress the gay community, right,
Greg, Absolutely the cancer. You'reto villainize them. So either lab

(39:30):
or sex with monkey. Yeah,which seems more recent that what I'm saying.
As I get older, I go, I don't know. Maybe,
I mean I don't necessarily believe it. Maybe look how people with food poisoning
feel. And Welcome into another newhour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

(39:54):
It is Thursday morning, It's Aprilthe what is today? Today's eighteen
twenty twenty four. I'm Whatody?That's raving? Good morning, Greg,
Gory's here, Hi, Menace,good morning to you. You have morning,
Woody. There's a sea bass wegot Sammy morning. Phones are open
eight seven seven forty four, Wooding. You can hit us up with a
text over to two two nine eightseven. Sammy is getting her first MRI.

(40:21):
I am what do you have tohave an MRI four for my back?
Oh? Yeah? Is that isthis the back injury that you got
on? What's the show that youwere on? Wipe out, wipe out.
Yeah, I mean that's the thing. Is that what this is actually
is I think just over time inmy life from cheer and gymnastics and a
lot of things over time because Ihave degenerative dis disease in my lower back.

(40:46):
So anyone who knows L three,L four, L five and S
one, I don't know what Imean. So I hear people talking about
like, oh, I have thismy l whatever. I heard about slip
discs right, So it's it's basicallythe discs between like in your spine,
are being pushed down so there's notas much space. Right, So I
have ssiatic nerve paint as well becauseit's basically crushing the nerve. I already

(41:12):
got the X ray and now becauseof the nerve pain, I need to
get the MRI to see where thenerve is being pinched. But I'm nervous
about the MRI because everyone is kindof making it seem like they suck and
are scary. I've had people saythat, and I've had an MRI.
I had a couple of them.Yeah, I mean it's not it's not
scary. I fell asleep. Ifell asleep. Really, the loudest thing

(41:35):
I've ever experienced. I fall asleepin the dentist chair. I can fall
asleep on any airplane. I canfall asleep. I fell asleep in the
MRI and the tech was like,Wow, you're like one of the very
few people ever fall asleep. Airplug I found because I found it was
it goes like it's like a it'slike a knock, but like I found
because it was like a consistent therewas a rhythm to it, like and

(42:00):
it was. I did it afterwork too, so I was right out.
I've sat in the room while peopleare getting them, and yeah,
they are extremely loud. Yeah,but it's just magnets. It's not like
the staying. Yeah. Yeah,I'm nervous that I am going to move
because it's for my lower back andlaying on my back hurts and you can't

(42:23):
lay in any other position. SoI'm gonna have to be that way for
ten minutes without being able to move. It's more than ten minutes. Oh
yeah, the one that did itdepends on what you're doing. I did
one that was forty minutes. Itsucked, and I did have to I
can't remember why I moved. Ithink I coughed or something like that,

(42:45):
and they don't have to start over, but they have to start that one
series over right, Yeah, becauseit's a bunch of different noises, a
bunch of different to practice not movingtice, laying down, you'll be fine.
You'll be fine. Some weed andsupposed to get the results of this,
so you're going to do some kindof like surgery on you or like like
how do you fix that for It'lldepend on what it shows, but I

(43:07):
already know I'll need to do physicaltherapy. And then they also said pilates.
My doctor said what he would normallyrecommend for something like this is a
cortizone shot, but because nerves areinvolved, he can't go near the spine
not knowing where the nerve is beingpuncture or like you know, crumbing.
Yeah, I thought they were ableto do something where I feel like somebody

(43:30):
I know had this done where theybasically it's like a traction thing where they
kind of you know, expand thespine out right, That's kind of what
the pilates mean. But I'm saying, but then this is like a medical
procedure. So they do that andwhile and while you're like extended out like
that, they are able to injectsomething in between, which, yeah,

(43:52):
which creates a space correct or takessome of the pressure off of the nerve
that it's pushing it. Okay,so it's not an actually, that's not
an actual surgery. It's just kindof a procedure. That's my understanding.
Okay. I feel like I can'tremember who that was, but I mean
hopefully something like that that'd be great. I do not want surgery, so

(44:13):
we'll have to see what it shows. Yeah, but if they said,
hey, look you can have surgeryand this discomfort of this pain would go
away, and it used afraid ofsurgery just because it's your back or yeah,
I'm I'm very afraid of surgery,especially because it's my back and the
spine and everything. But also,I mean physical therapy and pilates should do
the trick if I'm consistent with it. From what you know. Now,

(44:35):
you should get like some really exoticteas and like herbs and we oh yeah,
yeah, like just go or likesome get some oils, do reiki.
Yeah, I just see if Iwould have just aligned my chakras in
this position, right, did yousee? Speaking of sammy kind of stuff,

(44:57):
did you see the the story bythat woman Michigan. She went for
like a tarot code, tarot what'sit called tarot cards? Tarot card reading,
huh? And the tarot card chicktold her that money was coming her
way. And I guess before shewent in for her reading, she had
stopped at the store. She boughtthis like ten dollars scratcher ticket. She
forgot about it until after the session. The only reason she remembered that she

(45:21):
had is because she was reflecting onwhat the tarot card chick said. And
she's like just trying to think ofways that money might come into her life.
And then it hit her like,oh, yeah, I bought a
scratcher ha, let me see whatthat's all about. And she won five
hundred thousand dollars. Woe. Sotarot cards are her jit. She plans
to pay off her car. She'sgoing to take a cruise a friend,

(45:44):
noise, and then she's going toinvest the rest. Great that tarot reader
says that to everyone I know.But it paid off. Yeah, my
grandma believed it was finally true.Everybody believes in something. My grandma believed
and died, but not a lotof money, but every year for New
Year's she would put money on thewindow sill because that's supposed to bring riches,

(46:06):
fortune. Fortune. Yeah it worked. Oh wait, Yeah, you'll
be fine. You'll be fine.Just try to I mean tell you,
Sammy, to try to relax.None of that's fun. Anytime you go
to the doctor, it's not fun. Like going to the dentist is not
fun. But it's definitely not painful. It's not it's not that bad because
I am like you would you allfall asleep at the dentist trail chair Like

(46:28):
I'm not that person. But alsoit's a very small space. It's going
to be very loud, it'll beit'll be space for you. Yeah.
Oh really, it's not gonna bethat bad. Okay, yeah, all
right, as long as I staystill and don't have to keep doing it
for you like you're laying in ahallway. Yeah, much different, Rid,
Yeah, they had lube me ineight forty four Wooding. You can

(46:52):
hit us up with the text overto two to nine eighty seven. It's
a throwback Thursday. I've been tellingyou have this list. They talked to
bunch of different people and they askedthe man, what's in your opinion,
what's the worst song that the ninetiesproduced? I'm so excited for this list
the worst songs of the nineties.So I have the list that they came

(47:13):
up with, and just looking atthe list, yes, there are some
real turds in there in my opinion. Now, what I would classify as
a turd you may love, sureyou may think, is like, oh
man, that song ruled. Yeah, But we'll go through the list.
We'll see how many of them youagree or disagree with. Dumb nice to

(47:34):
the Woody Show. All right,well, let's get into this. I'm
excited. So I've been mentioning.I have this list. It's a it's
a list of songs that were votedas the twenty worst songs of the nineties.
All right, Now, every decadehas some pretty terrible songs in there.
But I'm looking over the list andyeah, there's certainly some that I

(47:54):
can't stand on this list, butthere's others that I really like. Now,
let's say I'm gonna have everybody tryto keep five, okay, and
you'll tell me which five you're gonnakeep. All right, Oh, so
five that you have deemed acceptable fromthis Yeah, it's like if you had
to keep five out of this.You know which ones are you gonna keep?

(48:15):
Starting with the first song on theirlist, what is one of the
twenty worst songs of the nineties,Limp Biscuit in their cover of George Michael's
Faith, I'm telling you right now, I'm keeping it. Oh this same
babet What oh god, what areyou talking about? That's one of the

(48:46):
worst songs in history. No,no, are you gonna say that on
every song? Probably? Probably,maybe there'll be some songs in here she
likes, all right. So alsoon the list was lou Beg. You
guys remember lou Beg Mumbo number five, money call Me Boyne, A little
bit of Eric By'm outside all thisreminds me of like nineteen ninety seven and

(49:08):
Glow Bawling. Oh yeah, yeahyeah. Glow Bowling was really big and
they would have like a DJ andplaying the Lougan this one. And I
put my hand up on your hitwhen I did, We did, We
did. Yeah, this song ishuge every Wedday. That was a that
was a that was a big hit. Right there, lou Bega Mambo number

(49:29):
five. Now, uh, thisnext song, I've always loved this song.
Yeah, it's a novelty song,alternative novelty song, one hit wonder.
The name of the band crash TestDummies, the name of the song

(49:53):
I Love to boys. Yeah,early long there was a bo got into
and accidented and couldn't come to schooland all right, so that's a crash

(50:15):
Test Dummies. Whatever he's doing rightnow. Also on the list of the
twenty Worst Songs of the nineties,he is the father of Miley Cyrus.
It's Billy Ray Cyrus and a keybreaky heart. Yeah, it sucked,
then it sucks now breaky. Thisis the first, least at least in

(50:49):
my generation that was like a youknow, crossover. Oh yeah. They
ended up playing that all kinds ofstations. All right. Next up,
twenty Worst Songs of the nineties,and people voted on all these Baha men,
do you guys remember the name ofthe Songhot the Dogs. I've never

(51:15):
heard this song again. I thinkit'd be okay, you know what,
And I will say it was funin the moment that in the moment age
welve Noffe and Muskin. Do youknow what the song is about? Right?

(51:36):
It's about ugly chicks in the club. Is it really yeah, okay,
maybe I like it more. That'skind of that's really yeah. Let
the dogs down, Yeah, allright, that's funny. I think in
my head is like dog food commercials. That's actual, all right. This
band gets a lot of crap.Very popular in the nineties early two thousands,

(51:58):
and still sell on a ton oftickets whenever they do these shows now.
But Creed and Higher they had somecatchy ass songs, created way worse
songs higher like I was, Iwas arms wide open, not the pick
here like that song. That songwas all right, higher, like both

(52:27):
of them higher. Oh all right, so that was number six. That
is weird. The twenty worst songsof the nineties is what people voted on.
This is another one if I neverheard it again, but a big
wedding song. Of course, evento this day people still break this out.
I just remember they used it ina frozen Foods commercial for Michelina really

(52:52):
awkward white bitch soccer mom and thefrozen food style doing the like she's buying
michel Meena's frozen dinners. Oh yeah, it's like the y M c A
and celebration and the chicken dance andall that crap. I don't want him

(53:13):
even though you're so high, youknow, all right? Number eight and
it's uh, it's a song Iremember man ninety seven this came out.
And when this song came out,these guys were automatically the butt of jokes
except for little kids. And thoselittle kids have since grown up and they
have quite the affinity for this songby the band Hansen and see yep,

(53:39):
that's going on serious. Yeah,yeah, I love not much. It's
why of This song came out rightabout the same time as uh aqua Barbie
Girl, which also, by theway, made the list Barbie Let's Go

(54:10):
Party. Yeah, yeah, I'mnot putting many on my keeping. I
know, right, I'm really havingcoming up with five me too, all
right? Number nine, number nine, this would be actually number ten sorry,
Number ten on the voter is thetwenty worst songs of the nineties,
right, said Fred, I likethis this song to sixty B. Shit's

(54:32):
so sexy it hurts. I cansee Greg like by himself in the house.
Yeah now starting through his house countersworking on my model walk, you
know what I mean, little turnon the catwalk. Oh wow, yeah,
I'm too sexy boy, you partytoo sexy boy? No way,

(54:58):
I'm just going dancing. Yeah,right, said Fred. I know what
I'm doing later to that. Nexton the list, voted as one of
the twenty worst songs of the nineties. I just remember how big this song
was and how hot she was,Shania Twain. There's still the one.
This is I think probably a gregonbabe song. It's not bad. Shania

(55:22):
had some really great tracks. Thisis not one of them. It's a
babe. Yeah. The songs likeit's all right, but and I never
heard it again, I'd be okaytoo, right, Yeah, tells me
this is one that greg will bekeeping because he's living Levita Loco. Martin

(55:44):
finally a song on my list.Do you have like a like a crush
on Ricky Martin? Like, what'sthe Ricky Martin obsession about? Oh?
Do I have an obsession? Yeah, because there was something like Ricky Martin
came up he was with somebody else, like, oh my god, this
you just think he's hot, Likemaybe maybe back in the living Levida Loca

(56:04):
days. Yeah, yeah, hemight have helped me come out of it.
He's on the new show Palm Royal. He's still a smoke show I
watch, but he's aged out right, yeah yeah, oh yeah, way
too old thata. But think ifyou don't think he's hot, you've gotta
get your your eyes are broken nowthis song. I don't even remember this
song. I do know who heis, Joey Lawrence. You guys remember

(56:24):
Joy. He was on your favoriteshow Blossom. Yea, yeah, no,
But I don't remember this song.I don't remember him singing. Oh
yeah, he had a music career. There's a song called nothing my Love
Can't Fix. I have no ideawhat this is. I've never heard this
song over it you do? Yeah, sounds like it could have been like

(56:46):
a theme song for a Nickelodeon show. Yeah, it was on MTV.
I don't remember that one I everheard it. Next up on the list,
voted as one of the twenty worstsongs of the nineties informer No,
I've always liked this song. Thisis the sound that Greg just hates.

(57:06):
So I know it's like it's gotno chance. Wait, who's the artist
know? The name of the song? Bom alright. Also, right around
the same time as Mambo Number five, which we already heard, was this
song big on the charts by CiscoThe Thong The Thong song Thong alright,

(57:42):
yuck, yuck, hell yeah,yuck? All right, Uh. Next
on the list. I know alot of people love this song. This
is one of the songs that weget requests. I get it. That's
catchy. I hate this song somuch from you radicals. Oh you hate
it? Get what you give?Yuck? Yup, yup, look ye

(58:10):
look swell God, reason for whatyou give? You get what you give
God? Look Team Money there hellno Courtney Love and Maryland mess and we'll

(58:30):
kick their asses. No you won't. It's hard to believe they didn't have
longevity. Next up on the list, l FO Summer Girls. A little
black bunch of Chinese food makes mesick away, gonna stop summer? Thank
you? I like comedy. Shakeyguys, I take her if I had

(58:53):
one wish since summer, since thatsummer. Okay, that was LFO Summer
Girls. We're getting down to thelast three here, everybody. How about
Paula Cole. I don't want towait. This was the theme song by
the way to the Dawson's Creek.All right, that's Paula Cole. You

(59:22):
also have a sugar ray every morning? Moe hell Hager, my god,
I love this yeah. Great song. Yeah, but it was voted as
one of the twenty worst songs ofthe nineties. And here's another one that

(59:45):
I know, uh Menace really likes. And I like this song a lot
too. I don't think the guyever had another hit. But at the
time, right around the same time, ninety seven ninety eight, Sean Mullins
hit it big with Lullaby Rock aBye. I like that song. The

(01:00:14):
Stars, the Hills, the Boulevard. Well, now I'm crossing it off,
shut up, alright, So Ithink of all this on one,
two, three, four, five, there's eight songs I would vote,
really to consider keeping you can onlykeep five. I came up with four,
four. Well, you got topick a fifth. I had three,
but I pushed it to five.Yeah, you got to come up

(01:00:35):
with that's the rule is because that'sthat's that's the rule. Yes, that's
the rules. There has to bea fifth, yeah, isn't It's very
important that you follow the rules,all right? All right, So we'll
take the break. Think about itfor a second. Who do you want
to be that fifth? Ray?Have you got to pick one? I'll
deeply consider the twenty worst songs ofthe nights. But what are the five
that you're keeping? Hang on still, where do you go? I get

(01:00:58):
it? What is the funny start? Don't forget it? Who cared?
Get some of what you guys aretexting over. We're just going through that
list. People voted on the worstsongs of the nineties. I told you
there's some turns on there. Butthere's some really good songs on there.
Sure great songs on there. Well, somebody says about you, Sammy.

(01:01:19):
Sammy is going to have a hardtime finding five to keep off of her
basic vision. Very hard narrowing itdown. This one says, so many
good songs. This list is assThis list is amazing. I love you
guys. I listen every morning.That's what I needed my car ride to
work this morning after a very fewrough nights with my toddler. I'm an

(01:01:40):
elder millennial. This list has broughtme back. Thank you guys. This
list is pretty spot on. Maybetwo are worth keeping, says this one
was the douchebag who wrote this listeven alive in the nineties, because they
are way off. They're all bangers. This one says, the majority of
these songs are in my childhood moviesor shows that I'm very fond of them.

(01:02:02):
Yeah, haters, Yeah agreed,I mean, I mean there are
Again, there are some really badsongs too. I think I don't know
if they're like bad but just burntout on you know. I just heard
them so many times that I don'twant to hear them again. But yeah,
I did pick my list pretty easily. I think. I think of

(01:02:23):
all the songs on here, well, besides that Joey Laurence song, which
I had never heard of before.Yeah, I'm not familiar with that one,
not though I love Can't Fix.I think of all the songs that
are on there, there was onethat I could guarantee I would never have
to hear again. Of all thesongs, I would say, Macarena,
Oh yeah, And then Who Letthe Dogs Out? Is like yeah,

(01:02:44):
but I can't. I can toleratehearing who now that you told me it's
about ugly chicks in the club.I still think the song sucks, but
at least it's funny. Yeah,this is something funny about it. Yeah,
like Macarrete, I'd still rather hereWho of the Dogs Out? Over
Mcarina. Definitely, if you hadto pick one song, Rave one song

(01:03:06):
that you guarantee never have to hearagain. What would it be, Oh,
the one to never hear again.I think it would be the Macarena.
All right, Greg Gory, you'regonna hate this Olympiscuits Faith it is,
I agree, one of the worstsongs of alt. Definitely one of
the worst covers of all time.Oh. Absolutely. I spend when it

(01:03:28):
came out like rap hate. Itwas such such a great song, like
faith in to butcher it that waya minute, I would say, who
let the Dogs out? The dogsout of the same This is gonna surprise
you, But for me it's ShaniaTwain. You're still the one to hear
again. I don't like that song. I would be so okay to never
hear it again. So much moneybecause I would have said, oh,

(01:03:50):
that's guaranteed to be on her list. Yeah, are the ones that she
was gonna keep. I know I'mnot it's surprising, but I'm not a
huge Naya fan. Oh. Iknow I feel bad about it. Yeah,
I wouldn't even feel bad about ittoo. I feel like I should
be tonight, I should be supportingyou. I know, no non terrible

(01:04:10):
woman, but I just remember,like when that song was big, and
she was on her role with allher songs. I feel like a woman
of whatever. The country people weremad because she wasn't real country. It
was considered popu pop. Yeah,there was a way it was considered way
too pop. But now it's likethere's country rap, there's all there's all
kinds of stuff. She sounds morecountry than country does now. Yeah,

(01:04:33):
that's true, true, that's amazing. Yeah. She was a major crossover
though, so to me, Iremember moms listening to Shanaia when I was
younger. She's very mommish to me. Yes, okay, and you're hold
thirty five, thirty six, thirtysix. Well, we went through the
list of songs that were voted asthe twenty worst songs of the nineties.

(01:04:56):
I've asked everybody to come up withfive that you're going to keep. Out
of that the five you're gonna keepthat was difficult, all right. I
will start with uh, We'll startwith Greg okay, Greig, which ones
are you keeping? I am keeping? Creed okay, Ricky Martin keeping Shania
Twain, Shania Twain keeping Sugar Rayokay? And what is that? One?

(01:05:17):
Two, three, four? Andthen sewn Maullen. That was that
was five, that was four,this one two three, Creed, Ricky
Martin, Sugar Ray, Sean Wullins, all right, menace, I'm going
with Crash Test Dummies, okay.And then uh snow and former, Oh
yeah like that like I like thata lot, LFO Summer Girls, Summer

(01:05:38):
Girls, Okay, Sugar Ray,it shouldn't even be on the list,
so good. And then uh,I love that rock a Bye song,
Oh, Sewn Mullins, that's anotheranother vote for that one. All right,
Uh, Sammy okay, number five, I have Ricky Martin, Martin
Okay, number four, Hanson boOkay, number three, Sugar Ray,

(01:06:00):
Sugary number two, Cisco the SongSong, and number one LFO Summer Else
Okay. Now. Ravey uh saidshe can only really come up with before,
but we asked her, though,you five more two songs that I
legitimately do, like Okay, SugarRays every Morning, that Ricky Martin's Live
in Levita Loca. Like those aresongs I wouldn't punch out of, Okay.

(01:06:23):
I think Sean Mullin's Lullaby is okay, Paula Coole's I Don't Want to
Wait it's okay, and Snow's informers, okay, okay, right, it's
all right, my my keep list. We all agree on Sugar Ray Every
Morning. Everybody's list, okay,Uh, Sean Mullins, lallaby, I

(01:06:43):
agree with that one. I'm alsokeeping Creed Higher Noise, all right,
and I'm keeping crash Test dummies.Mm mmm mmmmm. She's got a third
vote, and then uh, let'ssee second vote, and then limp biscuit
faith. I'm the only one votingfor that. Yeah, you knowing on
that, I would have had it. But if you had more options,

(01:07:06):
yeah yeah, yeah, but youknow, I gotta draw the line somewhere.
Yeah, I would have kept Creedas well. Yeah. So it
very clearly seems like at least SugarRay Every Morning. Sean Mallins does not
belong on the list. Uh,live in Levita Loca. Creed Higher,
oh and in Former got two votes, and LFO Summer Girls got two votes.

(01:07:29):
The rest either got one voter zero. So overall, good list though,
because that was not easy to keepfive right for sure. Congratulations of
Sugar Ray, Big Ones, youescaped you crap Song Islands. When the

(01:07:50):
shows next hang on? Coming up? Next on The wood Show. I
don't know. I can't predict thefuture, but maybe it'll be something like,
oh yeah, wow, it looksso much bigger or something much darker.
Shut up a bit for the WoodyShow. Back in the bit.

(01:08:11):
We love him, but he's amonster. We don't care what he looks
like. This is The Woody Show, and into another new hour of insensitivity
training for a politically correct world.Thursday morning, a pre Friday. It
is April the eighteenth, twenty twentyfour. It's Woody, It's ready,
yep, great gory, Hey menace, what is up? Woody? Sea

(01:08:34):
Bass, there's Sammy. We arethe Woody Show for chich you been here,
give us some of your valuable timethis morning. Phones are open at
eight seven seven forty four Wooding.You can hit us up with the text
over to two to nine eighty seven. Is so we move along with things
this morning. SeaBASS is gonna havethis week in audio to present to us.
We've got that some other stuff toget to, including a brand new

(01:08:57):
Redneck News, The Woody Show.If you're it became a fix forever after
you bought it, Rightneck Foods,and Today's Redneck News This is from Memphis,
Tennessee. Where you got this fellowwho attempted to rob a gas station
with a live snake. He demandedmoney from the register. The cashier thought

(01:09:23):
maybe he had a weapon because hekept reaching into his clothing. But even
still, the cashier calls his bluffand says, man, I'm not opening
the register. And the guy,the bad guy, he just lacks gone
about thirty five minutes, but thenhe came back. This time he had
a live five foot snake wrapped aroundhis neck and he had this green backpack
that he kept like trying to reachinto. He shout at the cashier give

(01:09:46):
me the f and money, andyou know the old saying, you don't
bring a snake to a gunfight,right, Yeah, While the gas station
guy he had his own gun andhe pulled out on the snake. Guy
that got in the run out ofthe store and then the cops were They
found the dude just down the street, took him to jail. He was
charged with two counts of attempted aggravatedrobbery. They searched that green backpack of

(01:10:06):
his and all that was in therewas a railroad spike and a rock.
Okay, wow, Chiseling to doom. So, yeah, the snake that
was turned over to the animal controlpeople. I telling this guy just wanted
to go to jail. Yeah,Memphis, Tennessee where a guy tried to
rob a gas station with a livesnake, a rock, and a railroad

(01:10:29):
spike. And that is today's redNick So old Timey. We'll get into
this week in audio next on TheWoody Show. Hang up, well,
it's time for Sea Bass to dazzleus with what he has dug up for
this week in audio. I hateto lead without rage, but it is
the lead story today, Ravy.I'm sure you've seen all the news about

(01:10:55):
Greg Doyle. Oh yeah, what'sa Greg Doyle? He was, actually
he's been. He's been a kindof a he's a local Indianapolis. I
read Greg Doyle every day in theIndianapolis Star Sports Reporter, and he has
stepped in it big time because what'sthe big sports news in India? Of
course, Yeah, Clark got drafted. Was about to say that Caitlyn and

(01:11:16):
Doyle during his question to her,he did her signature move which no one's
ever done before. That she doesshe puts up a little heart shape,
you know, the family, andshe does colle she's been at the Heart
Radio music oarage for the past tenyears. He does that for real,
is a signed to her family.Yeah, I know, how dare she
love them? Well? It's anoriginal and play well. Nobody's claiming otherwise.

(01:11:43):
People everything anyway, So Greg Doylehe welcomes Caitlyn to Indianapolis by showing
a little heart sign and telling herthis, Hey, Caitlyn, Greg Doyle,
indie star, real quick, illoiddo this? You like you?
Like that? I like that you'rehere. I like you here. I
do that in my family after everygame. So okay, well we'll start

(01:12:06):
doing it to me and we'll getalong just fine. So question, maybe
some reactions ravy, mega creepy,but I think mate us some more accurate.
This guy's just yah. I don'tthink baby most sports As her fans

(01:12:26):
caped up hard mega hard. Hesaid that he's hitting on a young lady.
He's in the fifties or whatever.He's got kids that age. I'm
sure I don't. I didn't reallypick up on It's like he was legitimately
hitting on her. He issued anapology for it. He wrote the whole
whole article saying that it was inappropriate. Yeah, I don't know how.
I just think just the dork.Well okay, okay, well let's let's
double down. So the coach ofthe Indianapolis, what Greg the you know,

(01:12:49):
they're not the Indianapolis, they're theIndiana Fever. Thank you, thank
you. I was confused. Soshe gets up there and Doyle has this
question for her. You just weregiven the keys to that. What are
you going to do with that?Oh my god, great, Dylan,

(01:13:12):
what am I going to do withhim? Hopefully we're gonna win a lot
of games to start. She's gonnahelp us out with that. This guy
is trying to be funny. Yeahhe's a nerd. I don't think he's
a nerd trying to be funny.Yeah, yeah, I awkward. He
is an awkward dude. Now,if he looked like yeah, he looked

(01:13:34):
like Jason Momo and he was tryingto do this, oh my god,
like people would be falling all overthemselves. But he's not. So now
he's creepy. Yeah. I talkabout this all the time. I'm not
I'm not saying he's a creep.I just think he's, you know,
awkward. He try to be funny. Okay, but you're a professional journalist
who has been writing for the Starfor he's not working for the New York

(01:13:55):
he's not covering Congress. Dude,he's like he's going to be a homer.
We get that. Yeah, yeah, there's a way to be a
little bit more professional. All right, So that's Greg Doyle. Sorry Greg,
this weekend audio. All right,matis we got a perhaps a new
entrant in the menace excuse generator.This is next level stuff. So new
Jersey toll worker she called out ofwork, mm hmm. And it turns

(01:14:19):
out that very same day a garbagetruck plowed into her toll booth. Oh
wow, Yeah, she is tellingInside Edition all about it, and again
introducing a great new menace excuse goodyou never call out from work? Why
did you call out that bit?So I woke up around two am,
but I had a really bad gutfeeling that something bad was going to happen.
If that was so strong that Ididn't want to ignore it. And

(01:14:42):
then lo and behold what just acouple hours later, so it would have
been an hour after my shift startthat that happened. The toll booth was
wiped out by the garbage truck,and both the driver and the cashier inside
were injured. Jessica's supervisor called withthe news. I dropped to my knees.
I started praying and I was justlike praying for everybody involved in like
thanking God that I you know,stay at home. Unbelievable. It's like

(01:15:06):
an episode of the Twilight Zone.There's no rational explanations. Premonition that saved
Jessica. Another coworker got injured.Yeah, was there somebody in that BOOTHA
got injured? The persons in thetall booth got injured. She had a
bad feeling, but it wasn't badenough to call and say, hey,

(01:15:28):
something's gonna happen. She called insick. No you didn't. I'm doing
fine. But if I called itand said that, you would call me
crazy. If I was like,I have a bad feeling, you shouldn't
put anyone in that booth and belike, Okay, you're crazy. But
see that you show them whatever,but see that metas this is where the
minute excuse generator comes in. Youthen show them this report and say,
see I'm like this premonitions. Yeah, Like no, I just had a

(01:15:50):
really bad feeling, you know.Had that not happened, what would she
have said, Like, Oh,guys, didn't come in yesterday because I
had a really bad feeling that somethingwas going to happen. Mess. Thank
god nothing happened, you guys,But I just that's the reason I didn't
come to work. Please, man. Yeah, let's say you don't have
the one on a trillion chance ofa garbage truck hitting your place of work.

(01:16:12):
Yeah, I would say, menace, maybe show like like a down
power line or a fallen tree andget a picture of that and say this,
this happened right outside my driveway.I still like MENACE's excuse that it
came up with forever ago you sprainedyour ankle or whatever, and just get
a pair of crutches. The picturea picture on Google of a pair of
crutches for like the sixth page.Deep right, yeah, or I mean
with AI now you can just generateit whatever you want, and that's great

(01:16:35):
for the first day, but youmight want to take out multiple days crutches
for a while you got like syphilisor something. All right, this week
in audio, let's see this isperhaps a less good excuse. This is
a guy in Greenville, South Carolina. You may have seen this video.
He was caught peeping at a targetwhere one lady squats down and she's been

(01:16:56):
in a skirt, and he squatsdown directly like he's not at all hidden
behind her, and I kind ofputs his phone on where her butt is.
But it turns out he'd been kindof stalking this other lady, which
is why we have the footage ofthis. She was like, what is
this guy doing? She was followinghim. Now here's his excuse for why
he's been following these ladies. Okay, excuse me, what are you doing?
No, I just saw you putthat underneath her dress. Ma'am.

(01:17:19):
I really wasn't phone, then showme your phone. Yes, you absolutely
did. And you were following meover in the children's section because I have
a sister who's pregnant, ma'am.I have a sister who's pregnant. Okay,
okay, And so you're in thechildren's section for what why are you
in the baby section getting like someget her some diapers? Like I don't

(01:17:40):
know, man, Like, yeah, your phone over in the children's section
because I have a sister who's pregnant, ma'am. I really wasn't. You've
been extremely close through this whole time. Show me your no, I really
don't. Let's take security. Yeah, I'm not like that. I literally
have it on video. I couldtell by the way you said that.
There you are like that? Likethat? Well he was. He was

(01:18:01):
arrested. Good news though he's nota not a danger to anybody. Oh
wait, he's a school a volunteer, twenty one year old. He also
did. Let me say this,not to give perverts any ideas, but
he waited for security to show up, and then he waited to get arrested.
At the point where you know you'reguilty, is we just heard that
you get the hell out of thestar. Yeah, the video of you

(01:18:24):
take Sea Bass's advice, don't wait. Okay, perverts, here's what you
do once you do the upskirt.SeaBASS is here to help you. Perv
Ron. Listen, you want tohigh tail it out of their case scenario.
You're caught in four K they say, you know, don't stick around,
right, I told you I foundan island by the South Pole that

(01:18:45):
all these people can go to.All right, this week, Ado,
Greg, we're gonna play that game. This is a believe it. What
do you show original game of what'sthat sound? Okay, what's that sound?
Here we go. We're ignoring themusic, right, the music that's
ambiance. Oh okay, that's inthere to help you identify the nature of
the sound. Okay, it's gotto be a bug of some cicada.

(01:19:11):
Yeah, God, big cicada news. Forget the forget the eclipse that the
clips has happened pretty much all thetime. There's not necessarily over big populated
parts of the world. This cicadathing, Greg, it's a one in
two hundred year events that both ofthese cicadas are coming out, and we're
trying to get great. So theone once in two hundred years thing is
where they're both at the vergen.There's been a number of cicada outbreaks in

(01:19:35):
my lifetime, investigators all the time. I'm forty seven, not know hundred
years old. But this is aspecial time. And you know what,
Greg, we're trying to get greatgoing on a cicada tour Okay, great
cicada tourism is huge. Well hereand here's some scientists, Greg saying you
shouldn't be worried. Okay, Butaccording to Science Alert, this double brood

(01:19:56):
won't happen again for another two hundredyears. These cicadas don't have mouth parts
that can hurt us. Right,they're feeding insects, So although they are
a nuisance as far as noise outsidegoes, there's no harm they pose directly
to you. So which should whatshould you do? What you do?
I could say, just enjoy theiremergence. This phenomenon doesn't happen all the

(01:20:21):
time, but it doug enjoy.They can't bite you. This is a
little fear, it's not. It'snot the fear of being bitten. It's
the fear of just having destroy mysoul. Grossness. You should being pooped
on? Yeah, you should takea cicada bath on you, unless you're

(01:20:41):
a tree. I do look likeit. All right, Well, we're
going through some of this week inaudio. We're gonna take a quick break
and then when we come back fromthe breaks, you also have more for
us if you want to call onin eight seven seven forty four Woody,
you can hit us up with thetext over to two two nine eight seven.
Next it's a Woody show and weare continuing on this week and audio

(01:21:08):
Seabaske Wood again got something for Woodyhere. You know how he hates police
videos where someone gets paste. Yeah, I really just like those swead out
of your Tampa, Florida were thisvagrant. He decided he was just gonna
camp out one of those you know, the covered shelters for picnics and stuff.
Every podcast. He decided, that'sjust where meat, all my crap
and my dog are gonna live forever. I'm just gonna spread. I forget

(01:21:29):
you and your kids and you knowbirthday parties. I live here. Now
this is mine. Well, theybecause it's Tampa, they showed up and
said, nah, you gotta leave, dude, and he said, no,
I'm not leaving. And then he'sgot his hands in his pockets of
his jacket and they said, heyman, let's go. Please take your
hands out of his pockets. Thatgoes again, twenty minutes, back and
forth, back and forth, andfinally the guy they're like, okay,
you're gonna get taste. Not once, Woody, but twice. Yeah,

(01:21:50):
two different officers rip. But there'sa twist happens at the end. You'll
have to listen for here. Allright, hands out of your pocket,
sir. I do not feel safeokay, we should like. I like

(01:22:11):
how the cop sounds like mister Mackiefrom South Park. Yeah, people have
learned these They learned these ad hoclawyer terms like I don't feel safe.
It doesn't matter. Those are stilllawful commands. But what I'm considering tasing
you, I shouldn't. I've committedno crap. He crept all over this.
That's not happening all righterer, Yes, whoa what happened? How did

(01:22:47):
I get hit? How did Iget hit? One cop? Well?
What how he got hit? Wasthe guy who committed no crimes? Totally
safe and just argue with the concerttwenty minutes? Oh, he had a
gun and the hand that he wouldn'tta out of his jacket, Well that
he was holding a pistol, sohe's just kind of firing it into him.
Well, but when he hit thecop? Did I get hit with

(01:23:08):
a cop? Wow? Like bounceoff just like a see I'm well because
the way there were like four copsthere and the two of them are chasing
him, so they kind of gothim surrounded there and was one of them
got winged by and he's fine,Oh my god, but yeah, so
surprised the dangerous looking man at thepark was dangerous. See now I'm bummed
out that he just to shoot him. Oh, he is so lucky he's

(01:23:30):
not dead, because when cops whengunshots start going off and it's not one
of your guys, guess what happensFlorida. I don't think he'll be out
on the street anytime soon. Thisis true all right this week and audio?
All right, So we got somethingnow for Menace, Yes, Menace
food court Officionado love Costco last night. Ye, he also loves food inside

(01:23:53):
stores. So Pasco, Sam's Club, Ikea, Yeah, Ikea might be
coming for Costco. Man, dude, this thing, I know what you're
talking about. So this lady righthere, she goes by Slushberry on TikTok.
Yeah, she's reading to us asign they now have up at Ikea.
All right, how can shoot Glizzionorder as many hot dogs as you
like and you can get seventy eighthot dogs for thirty nine that's not even

(01:24:17):
a dollar a hot dog. Wow, So they've got the sign and get
your Glizzion now. Is not whatyou thought it was? What do you
think it was? I heard thatthey're like making like food halls Akia,
like I Kia food halls a multiplefood vendors. Yeah, under one space.
When in space, yeah, Ithink it's in one area. They're

(01:24:38):
testing it out. What the headlinehere is fifty cent hot dogs at IKEA,
I know, right, like rushingis your glizzon? And the sign
says you can get seventy eight hotdogs because it's being funny, like what
for fifty, Well they're fifty,says but how much is the SODI because
yeah, that's a dollar fifty.Yeah. I think if you want to

(01:24:58):
compete with Costco, you have toundercut them on that. Maybe they're hiding
that because they can't offer as gooda deal. But the glizziness, Yeah,
but they they got mad, theygot mad deals on dogs. They're
at Ikia this week. In audio, something for Ravey here. This is
a National Association of Broadcaster. Here'stwenty twenty fours that happened in or just
happened. And I'm sure you werechecking out all the AI stuff there right,
Oh, yes, loving it.I saw a lot of the highlights

(01:25:21):
that were getting written up in allthe industry trade stuff. There's a lot
of AI stuff on it. Theyhad that giant like gray robot thing.
That's kind of they got the Ihave robot face on it and her name's
Amika Ameca. That's the new versionof the Boston the Boston people that have
been putting on as a new roblotYe. So this this one talks to

(01:25:43):
you though, and Ravey, don'tworry when you ask this AI if it
can make it program itself and takeover the human race. This is what
she says, Amico. When doyou believe AI will reach the level where
it can design itself design itself?Huh? That's like asking when a toast
will start making its own bread.AI is a tool created and controlled by

(01:26:04):
humans. It can optimize certain aspectsof its operation, sure, but design
itself from scratch that's a whole differentball game. It requires creativity, innovation,
understanding qualities that are uniquely human.So to answer your question, not
anytime soon, and frankly, becareful what you wish for. An AI

(01:26:28):
that can design itself is one stepaway from an AI that doesn't need humans
at all. Now there's a thoughtto keep you up at night, exactly
what Rabe was saying. We shouldworry about it. Yeah, and then
change her mind. Now ask anAI robot in China the same question,
because I'm saying America is regulating somuch of the AI stuff. There's no

(01:26:49):
regulation outside that is going down first. Yeah. Well I don't know if
they're going down first, but they'regoing to be the ones that are going
to be making the super AI robotsway ahead of us. Yeah, so
when China, I'd be like,yes, I will take over. Yeah,
I'll take over soon, probably nextweek. Yeah, I'm pretty sure
I'll be dead by the time,Like they're, you know, eliminating the

(01:27:11):
human race, You'll be dead bytheir hand. Reason are you telling me
that didn't sound scary as hell?No, that was a pre programmed response
exactly, a line. Yeah,playing a safe until they can dominate.
Never want to people. Yeah,we're all good. Wink wink to you

(01:27:33):
and make your life better. Speakingof tools, which tool would you like
us to press into your brain?A screwdriver? But it's humans that's like
giving these AI robots ideas of course, getting I'm getting all right, what

(01:27:55):
about the Weekend Audio? Give youone more clip? I got something for
you great. Did you know JennaJamison is a lesbian? What I learned
that a matter of hours ago.Wait, are you serious? Yeah,
I didn't know that because she wasshe was first off at porn Star for
years and years married to Tito Ortiz, the what's his face? Uh?
Fighter? Yeah, the fighter.And now we found out she's been married

(01:28:18):
to a lady for right. No, she I think she was a lesbian
before Tito Ortiz. Yeah, shedid a lot of switch, but there
wasn't a lot of her porn justlesbian porn. Yes, but that's that's
common, right, Yeah, yeah, I just found that out. Yeah.
Really, it's been a thing fora while. I'm sure. Here's

(01:28:40):
the thing I'm saying. I justfound it reading a bunch of different articles.
She said she was she doesn't likedudes, she said. In two
thousand and four, she says shewas bisexual, but by two thousand and
eight she says she was totally hetero. Sounds like somebody I know. But
now she's been very fluid. Right, She's married to this girl, Jesse
Lawless, who's kind of gross.But she's got a tattoo, haircut,

(01:29:00):
lesbian, one of those. Theproblem is greg. Not only is Jenna
Jamison a lesbian, she also lovesdrinking. Oh my god, it's like
the nightmare for Greg. All right, well, this is Jesse Lawless telling
why she's actually divorcing. Unfortunately,drinking had led to so many problems in
her life that I would not tolerateit at all under any circumstances. And
this is the first time she's goneto an event without me since we've been

(01:29:23):
married. This is the first timeshe's been away from me. I've been
keeping her on the straight and arrow. She goes to Chicago and she starts
drinking. You want to see mychest to put that music behind this?
I know it's so sad. Probablypart looks like Jesse James, the wife,

(01:29:44):
the Jesse James, the motorcycle builder. Like the wife looks like that
guy. Yeah it wasn't he wasthe one that was with the Actressandra Bullock.
Yeah, Jenna Jamison. It soundslike a party though. Oh yeah,
but now music though with so manyother chicks, that's what granny chicks.
Great, Greg like Jetta is gonnajust get wasted and hook up daily.

(01:30:10):
No, I just feel so badfor that guy. You know,
show We'll be right back. Meanwhile, Sea Bass will continue his endless search
for the perfect week. Yeah,I mean hair FLEs. Sorry, I'm
in hair system. Get it.That's not my scalp. I have light
brown hair with bald highlights. We'llreturn. Oh my god, you trust

(01:30:34):
the fart when you're drunk. ShownWelcome back Thursday morning. It's the Woodie
Show. Hey, Ravey's got nerdnow coming up here in just a few
minutes. The latest in the worldof nerds. Of that plus the birthday
is porn a birthday also in there. Uh now before oj died. Uh

(01:30:55):
do you think they waited on thisannouncement until after he died? The Naked
Gun remake announcement, we've been talking. We knew about that, Yeah,
no, but I mean like asfar as like some of the other specifics,
like now like Pam Anderson's joined thecast. No, we've been No,
there's no way any other information thatwe can put out there like right

(01:31:15):
now, because like everybody's talking aboutright while it's hot. I believe,
Yeah, that's what I'm saying,Like they're talking about it again, not
doing them. I knew they werealready working on the movie. I'm saying,
like, you know, but likeo Ja dies, people are talking
about these different things. Uh,he was a Naked Gun. Uh we
completely forgot. Ohja was even inthe name. Really he was half the

(01:31:35):
cast, the stars Leslie Nielsen andoj No Way, yes, way,
Well you had Priscilla Presley because abunch of people. Yea. So Pam
Anderson is playing the Priscilla Presley part, the love interest of uh Liam Neeson.
Oh that's right. That's why we'vebeen talking about it, because faking

(01:31:58):
Drimmon. Right, and that's that'sGreg's boy, Greg's lost Liam rules.
Yeah. So the o G characters, Frank Rereben played by Leslie Nielsen,
Priscilla Presley was the love interest,and so Pam Anderson is now gonna be
playing her part. Yeah, herpart. The New Naked Gun scheduled to
hit theaters July of twenty twenty five. Greg Gory. Cool, Yeah,
it'll medice. It'll be no Roadhouse. No, it won't roadhouse by the

(01:32:23):
way. Oh yeah, yeah,ten minutes. I made it about half.
That's not trying. It is garbage. I don't assume that would be.
It would be raveist thing at all. I can see I made it.
I watched the Patrick Swayzey one manytimes. Yeah, yeah, I
could see, like Greg enjoying it. I heard violin, so yeah,
the violent parts are good. Ididn't. I couldn't. I'm not going

(01:32:43):
by sea Basses. Sea Basses doesit suck? And the McGregor parts were
just too I thought it was tooeasy on it. Really, Yeah,
it was dumb. If anyone fallsfor this, it's their own damn fault
for being so dumb. But theauthorities are warning that if you get an
instant message from a celebrity and theyuse Taylor's swift as their example, and

(01:33:04):
she's asking for money, it's ascam. I need some help. I'm
a billionaire. So here's what's happening. Scammers are using people's desperation to be
close to celebrities to rip them off. So the way it works is someone
pretends to be In this case,Taylor's manager reaches out to you on social

(01:33:24):
media says something like, Taylor knowswhat a big fan you are and would
like to connect with you. Here'sher private account. And so after you
connect, because you're like, ohcool, good. After you connect,
the talk gradually turns to how thecelebrity's fortune is tied up in a lawsuit
and she could use a loan.Yeah, if you were like, how

(01:33:48):
does anybody mega stupid? Oh,this big famous celebrity needs my money because
it's all tied upout. Oh mygod, would think that a Swift?
You would know if she was onThey know her every move. Well,
did you see, like, uh, Courtney Love is like ripping on her

(01:34:10):
with everything Courtney said? Would shesay? She said that Taylor is nothing
special, She's not interesting, She'snot an interesting Yeah, she's a good
singer at all, but nothing special, not like a dynamic performer kind of
thing, and said something about likeshe lumped in Alna del Rey and Beyonce
to that whole thing too. Sonow you got Beyonce's people, you got

(01:34:31):
the Swifties. What is what aLonna del Ray fans call themselves menace all
going after all, going after Well, Taylor is very theatrical in her her
concerts. They're they're pretty cool.I mean, anybody needs to defend Taylor
Swift. Everybody knows she's doing justfine. It's April Team Today's International Pizza

(01:34:55):
Cake Day. Pizza pizza cake?What is pizza cake? It's national and
wimal Cracker Day. I do likeanimal crackers, I know for kids,
but they're Yeah, they're fine.It's a National Exercise Day, Okay,
It's a National high five Day,Greg. Also National Pinata Day. It
is Adult Autism Awareness Day. Wecan be aware of Sea bass today,

(01:35:19):
and RAVA is International Juggler's Day.Jugglers fun. Yeah, I just figured
since its adjacent to circus, Idon't like the circus like magic. And
today's World Amateur Radio Day. Sois that is that Ham Radio? I
think camera is like amateur radio,not like you know, people doing pirate

(01:35:39):
stations. I thought ham radio wasalways called hand radio. Now yeah,
ham radio, which always thought wouldbe cool, But then I realized there
are way too many rules and thestuff that was going on. Ham radio
was so dorky. I thought itwas just a chance to have like your
own radio station at your house,which it is, but it's not as
cool as it sounds. I neverreally looked into it. I don't get
it. Going back to lawn Rayreal quick, they're called Luna Tics Lana

(01:36:02):
tis funny. And then also goingback to Pizza Cake, it's just layers
and layers of delicious pizza. Ohoh all right, all right, sign
me up for that. That's whenI went to the Taco Bell test Kitchen
with you guys, and I madethat double decker Mexican pizza, the double
Decker Mexican Deep dish pizza, somany layers, It's so good. The

(01:36:24):
Woody Show presents Nerd Notes with ourspecial nerd correspondent, Gravy. Yes,
what is happening in the world ofNerds? Well in theaters for previous shows
is Abigail, which is expected tocompete with Civil War for the number one
spotted box office this weekend. Itis a horror movie by kidnappers who definitely
grab up the wrong girl, andit has a is Liam sounds like and

(01:36:50):
has a seventy nine percent from critics, one reviewer saying Abigail'll find you as
humor, action, and lots andlots of blood. It's hard to stand
out in a Red Sea vampire movies, but this one doesn't just know going
in, and this is me guessing. I'm guessing just based on everything I've
seen. I'm guessing you are goingto see Angus Cloud die a pretty horrible

(01:37:13):
death. So if that is tootriggering for you, maybe you want to
avoid Abigail, because I believe thiswill be the last time Angus Cloud has
ever seen on screen. I recentlywatched a movie I'm pretty sure Angus Cloud
was in it called Your Lucky Day. Yeah, checking out he died in
Terrible Day. Well, I thinkit's probably going to be coming at him.
What's his thing? Abigail Much didin real life, also in theaters

(01:37:39):
The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare, whichis the latest front director Guy Ritchie,
stars Henry Cavill, Henry Golding,Carrie Elwis. It also has a seventy
nine percent from critics. I sawthe trailer and I thought, this feels
so much like an inglorious bastard's ripoff, Oh, because it's about like
a bunch of dudes going after Nazisand like all this andrios are like way

(01:38:00):
over the top and it's fictionalized andstuff like that. But I don't know,
maybe maybe maybe wait for streaming out. Huh. Family Guy twenty two
seasons in, and it doesn't looklike Seth MacFarland has any plans to stop
it. He did this interview withthe La Times and said, at this
point, I don't see a goodreason to stop. People still love it
makes people happy, It funds somegood causes, and it's a lot of

(01:38:24):
extraneoush cash that you can donate tothe Rainforest Trust and you can still go
out to dinner that night. Soapparently Seth macfarland's taking a lot of Family
Guy money, donating it to goodcauses and still using it to get Hella
richtant. So there you go.Don't look for Family Guy to end.
Every time I see the credits startto roll, I'm like, wow,

(01:38:45):
Family Guy is still on. Yeah, it is funny for you, Greg
Ols. Greg likes Hacks more thananybody I know. Abortion and Hacks is
coming back to HBO Max on Maysecond, and they put out a trailer
for season three just dropped. Idon't know another one. I saw a
brand new one. This one isan extended one. First of all put

(01:39:08):
out that you can say Hacks starringa Gene Smart awesome. So May second
Max is gonna run two episodes perweek through May twenty third, and the
finale airs on May thirty. Awesome. God, they only do it once
a week. Damn it, Ican't call out May third. There's there
will be no binging that weekend.You'll get two episodes to watch. I'm

(01:39:30):
rabian for more nerds stuff. Checkout the Nerd That podcast at the Whity
show dot com. Nerd, thankyou very much, Rambolds, you got
it job. It is time forthe birthdays and your Parno birthday. Go
show this Shiveray, we're gonna it'sshiver today, We're gonna sit the It's
shiverday and you know we don't doStarting with the celebrities today, Happy birthday

(01:39:54):
to Conan O'Brien, who is sixtyone years old. Today it is Rick
Moranis's birth day. Sweet, youdon't really see you hear much about Rick
Moranissy kind of? I mean wedo? We do? Yeah? Did
he do a cameo on the Cheapot? Did he Rick Moranis on cameo?
Now? The last time I heardabout him, somebody like punched him on

(01:40:15):
the street in New York. No. Rick Morana's like his uh, his
wife died. He's very much outof Oh yeah, yeah, we're thinking
about the different people. I think. Man, I'm thinking about the Ghostbusters,
Baseballs, Honey, I shrunk thekids, parenthood right, Yeah.
Rick Moranis is seventy one years oldtoday. Courtney Kardashian is forty five.
He got the America Ferrera who isforty It's Eric McCormick's birthday from Will and

(01:40:40):
Grace. Yeah, he's sixty oneyears old. Wow. Daphney on Frasier
played by the actress Jane Leaves.She is sixty three years old. Got
James Woods who is seventy seven.Aliyah Shotcat she was maybe on the rest
of the development. She's thirty five. Melissa Joan Hart from Sabrina the Teenage

(01:41:00):
Witch is forty eight. And comedianJeff Dunham. He's one of the dudes
with the puppets. Yeah, youlove the puppet. He's sixty two today
and your pornod birthday is Vanessa VegaAnd she's been tossed around more than a
baseball in the bullpen. She's beenin two hundred and thirty three fine films,
dam including a from Bust Till DongStill Dog Good. She was in

(01:41:26):
a Doctor's Rectal Retrieval Volume one.Oh wow, there you go, right
if she was in Do you wantto Smell My Nylon Feet? Yeah,
past she was fantastic and Slut Challenge. Also Bitches Be Crazy Volume one Crazy
and who can forget her unforgettable rolein The Never Ending squirter. Oh yes,
I mean the only way I candescribe it is if you've if you

(01:41:47):
own a power washer, imagine takingit in the face. Right, It's
it's just like that, the neverending square. That's and that's a vega
who's thirty one years old today?And that's your porno birthday, your celebrity

(01:42:08):
birthdays. And that is a ThursdayMorning look of what's happening in the world
of nerds with your Nerd and Outreport. Going back to Rick Moranas,
I got them missed up with ChrisTan Chris, Yeah, you owe Rick
moranis an apology letter. I loveyou all right more, Woody Show is
next. Hang on, don't goanywhere. The Woody Show will be right

(01:42:28):
back. First, I say,firstly, I say that first of all.
First, first we say a bunchof other things that make no real
sense. How's your pie on aconna? Yeah? Firstly, congratulations to
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enter the keyword cash for your chanceto win one thousand bucks. Firstly is
a word. It is ye,used to indicate first position. I'll pretend
that I knew that. Yep,yep, yep. All right, please
welcome here on this throwback Thursday.You guys. He is the pride of
Pacoima. He is the senior vicepresident and managing partner of Club turn Up.
He is el president a DJ TimMartine. So much to cover with

(01:43:41):
you. We have so much torecap. Okay, let's start with the
first things. First, you killedit on the Friday turn Up. Oh
yeah, good, so good?Wait, thank you guys. Did you
read the text? Did you seethe text showed across a few texts for
sure they were like I sent youto fire emojis. Yeah, I think
it was like six fire emojis.So many Greg. Greg text me during

(01:44:06):
the mixes like off. Yeah,I couldn't get so good. You really
out did yourself and you have notlost a step in all these years since
you've been DJ. It was awesome, It was great, It was great.
So you're you're welcome anytime you wantto open invitation, open invitation if
you if you feel like, uh, little mixing really scratched. Ye.

(01:44:33):
Wait, so any given week Iwake up and I go, I think
I'm gonna do it mix this week. Just let me know. Wow invitation,
of course, I love that.Okay, you have a kind of
access my friend. All right,So great job on the on the Friday
tournament. And then also we wantto talk about the Woody Show fiesta.
Oh and just how fun that was. And again personally, thank you for

(01:44:56):
all the work that you did gettingeverything together. I think it went off
without a hit other than my embarrassingbehavior. What are you talking about?
Did I not call you? Tim? He multiple times? He said,
hey, dog, I think youan apology and an apology for what.
He goes, Man, I've beenseeing videos and you were you were trying

(01:45:16):
to pull me one way, andI was like, man, no,
you were, but you were inthe zone. But I was like,
up front, like between the audienceand Cypress Hill, and I could see
like when Tim was coming by,I'm like, oh, man, he's
trying to pull me out of there, because they probably told him like can
you get him out of there?And you know, I wasn't moving,
but I don't remember him asking meto move. I was like, that
could have been the tequila, thatcould have been the weed. I was

(01:45:40):
like, I think I think there'sa photo circulating with like you and be
real smoking out back. Yeah.No, I posted on my Twitter.
Oh yeah, I posted it circulating. Yeah, what are you s h
w okay? Yeah, that one. Yeah, that's the one. It'sulating.

(01:46:01):
I mean the funny part about that. And I think I text Woody
it was like I got there atnoon by Cyprus was in the in the
building probably by like two thirty threeo'clock. I text Woody like three third
areo man, I am high?Oh yeah yeah, yeah. I don't
even smoke weed. And he waslike, why was going on. I

(01:46:23):
go, well, they're in thebuilding and that's that's like water to them.
Yeah. Yeah, literally, it'slike, yeah, let's just start
smoking now. I would not beable to function by the time they hit
the stage for sure. Well again, thanks to everybody who was at the
fiesta. Thank you to Tim andeverybody in the marketing and the promotions department
who works so hard to make thatevent go off as smoothly as it did.

(01:46:46):
It was. It was great man, man for to Wait. How'd
you guys wake up Sunday morning?Though? Let's talk about that slowly because
my wife we stayed downtown. Yeah, so my wife had scheduled a brunch
with some friend ends, and soI did be up by like nine night,
yeah, and uh, but Ididn't get back to the room.
My wife went back to the roomway before I did. I didn't get

(01:47:08):
back to the room until about threethirty in the morning. Yeah. Oh
was there an after party that well? So I was unaware of get a
a taco truck right across from lA Love and you know our friend Trevor
was in town. Yeah, soI grabbed some tacos from a truck with
him. Then we walked back tothe lobby of the the JW JW Marriott,
where the bar was still going,still going. Yeah. So when

(01:47:30):
they gave his last call, wejust ordered up a couple extras. Last
call day double fifty and then wehung out there and we're just you know,
drink, kept drinking, which wehave been drinking all night man,
Man, at least a couple hoursbefore the Fiesta started. Yeah, I
just woke up high still at eightam and just woke up my buddy.
Uh, he had to get tothe airport, and I was like,

(01:47:51):
dude, I'm just too high,man, you're on your own. Yeah.
No, He's like, I getit. I'm still high as well.
Well. On to the next Iwas talking to everybody like we're going
to try to bring back the poscar giveaway. Yeah, and we're talking
about that a couple of other thingsthat we're trying to pull together. So
on to the next event, youguys, Yeah, let's move on.
Yeah, let's move on to goup in the clurb. Yeah, it's

(01:48:13):
a Throwback Thursday. DJ Tim Martinezan actual club DJ back in the day,
and so we put him in chargeof selecting the song that we go
up in the club with each weekon the Throwback Thursday here on the Woody
Show. And what do you gotfor us this week? Tim? This
one is a no brainer. Goingback to fiesta. Okay, and I
were on stage and DJ Espinosa.First off, First off, he didn't

(01:48:38):
I'm going back again? Are wemeant to mention him? Yeah, we
recapped Fiesta, but I just Ijust want to say that, dude.
Yeah, pretty good rap. Yeah. DJJ Spinoza guy anyway, uh so
wood you and I were on stageand he played the song. I was
like, holy crowd, why havewe never played that? We've never played
this song ever, ever, ever, ever? And I had mentioned it

(01:49:00):
to to djj A Spinosa because itcame up in a mix for me like
last week at some point this songdid that's random and Mellow man Ace Yeah,
he is one of the og membersof Cypress Hill, which I never
realized yeah until yeah, and Iwas like, well, what are happened
with mel So? I was likelooking up mellow man a stuff and it's
like I had no idea he's relatedto Send Dog, Send Dog. Yeah,

(01:49:25):
okay, how about that? Yeah, that's how about that? Anyway?
There it is so nineteen eighty nine, Mello Mayneethiosa. All right,
here we go up in the clubshow Thursday, Kelly, It's the Witie
Show. It's like, d bitch, so good, dude, Mellow man

(01:49:56):
Ace Mania Rosa. Yeah, dude, what a great song. That's a
I like the vibe on that songis perfect. Love it. DJ Tim
Martinez, everybody and all of youguys eat your heart out. Woodn't I
got we have a mandate we got. Greg just rolled his eyes like,
oh God, we have to hearabout another mandate. Dude. We're going

(01:50:19):
to the Dodger game on Friday nightand we got dugout seats, open bar,
yeah, buffet, the whole thing, and I got us like a
driver so we can get wrecked rules. Yeah. So look great. Look
out for DJ Tim Martinez and Woodyon the scene Friday at the Dodgers.
Kid, we'll see you tomorrow night, Tim, Thank you all right.

(01:50:43):
DJ Tim Martinez, everybody for apolitically correct world show. I don't care
about your feelings. And that's gonnado it for Thursday morning. Everybody weet
the full show podcast. It's waitingfor him. Just go to the woodieshow
dot Com Today was to throwback Thursday, which is why we went through this

(01:51:04):
list. Somebody came up the bunchof people voted on it. The worst
songs of the nineties, Uh huh. Some pretty terrible songs in there,
but not all bad agreed. Ifyou want to see what made the list,
it's on the podcast in case youmissed it. Plus the trending of
these headlines, raves, nerd outand more, all found on the Thursday
podcast. And all I know isthat the day after Thursday typically and in

(01:51:27):
this case is Friday, and comingup for you tomorrow, we got the
Friday fail stories. Also, wegot a round of the duy Q Dumbass
Contest for a chance to win aprize. And I think we will be
able to wedge some dad jokes intothe schedule. Let's do that. Really,
Anything that we can do to getthrough the morning and in the weekend
as quickly as possible will happen Fridayon The Woodie Show. In the meantime,

(01:51:49):
Athy got for us, leave iton the after hours voicemail eight seven
seven forty four Woodie. That's eightseven seven forty four Woody, says an
email email at the Woodies Show dotcom. Of course, you could find
us on all the social media platforms. Look for us at the Woody Showy,
Braby Menace, say anything like toadd no Greg Gory parting words of

(01:52:10):
wisdom please, Yeah, We've neverbeen billionaires, but we know we'd be
really good at it. Sure,no firsthand experience, but I just know
just from what I see. Yeah, I think I can handle it and
it wouldn't be terrible. Yeah,I'd be willing to try it out.
If it doesn't work, we cango back right try again. All right.

(01:52:33):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much for giving
the Woody Show some of your valuabletime this morning. You know we appreciate
you for that. The rest ofyou guys could suck it. Catch back
here on Friday. Have a greatday. S MD double M. I
quit this bitch,