The Woody Show May 8th 2024 Podcast

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See is the dune to the graphicnature of this program? Listener discretion?
Is it lies midday the Woody Show. This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity

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Training Class is now in session Agoing on everybody. It is Wednesday.

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It is May the eighth, twentytwenty four. We are the Woody Show.
Good morning, and thank you forbeing here. I'm Boddy. That's
Raby. Good morning. We gotGreg Gory. Oh hi, there's a
Menace. We got Sea back,Jamboy, Sammy, we got bored Caroline.
They're both here. Morgan, sheis in the studio. They are
doing her things. She's our associateproducer, Von, our video producer.

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Phones are open for you at eightseven seven forty four. Woodie. You
can hit us up with the textover to two to nine eight seven looking
forward to half Big Family Feud today, be fun too. Yeah, so
you know Medas's buddy half Baked.We've had on the show a few different
times, most recently stayed with Menaceas a house guest. And yeah,
and he kind of jacked up,Yeah right, cut his didn't he cut

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his all over the yeah, bledall over the role. He's met us
two point out. Basically, Yeah, truly, but you know, like
he's at least like a very he'sa very kind person. He's very really
he's very nicey, nice, justfun. We talked to him on the
phone for like ten years before Iever met him, and once I met
him kind of felt bad for beingannoyed by you get it now, Yeah,

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really friendly, he's a sweetie.He is. So instead of Sea
Bass being out there and talk tosomebody on the street and we have to
try to put ourselves in their mindsetto try to gets what they said.
For these family feud style questions,No, today it's half baked, right
with me? Yeah. Some ofthe trending news headlines also got Ravey's nerd

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out. The Birthday's porn of birthdayall coming up for you and anything else
you got you want to be apart of things. Like I said,
call in texting here to the WoodyShow this morning. There's this thing.
This sounds like something that Sea Bassshould go and cover. Did you hear
about the big nude boat? Yes? I did, Okay, I'm interested
in this. For those who arenot familiar, it's going to take travelers

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from Miami to the Caribbean. It'san eleven day adventure. That's what I
don't like. Back to Bearadice.Hey, all right, so they're bearing
it all, setting sale February thirdthrough Valentine's Day of next year, and
they say the trip offers a stressfree, clothes free experience during which up
to twenty three hundred passengers can roamthe ship in the nude while out at

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sea. Now you won't be allowedto nude out when the ship is docked.
Okay, I guess there are differentlaws and rules, but even during
nude and now times, standard nudistetiquette must be abided by towels. Also,
yeah, they say, while youknow that the self served buffet or
on the pool deck, that's aclose free area, but you have to
be dressed for all dining room mealsand bathrobes. Greg, do not count

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actual close clothes. That weird.Yeah, I know, I know how
much you like. So yeah nudenow rodyahlf the Norwegian Pearl, which is
the I think I think every likethe five cruises have taken up all been
on this boat, because Norwegian isthe one that does like the Burt Cruise
and the Grand Cruise and the KissCruise and all that stuff, right,

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But yeah, eleven days, Imean that's a long time. That's long.
Yeah, that's a long especially withthat crowd. Although see mass is
going to be out of town onassignment. Yeah here for almost what two
weeks roughly? Yeahs real day stillbe a couple of days off, but
I'll be doing uh. I toldRaby about this actually shooting a little movie.
Yeah, with people like William hungThe Hide Your Kids, Hide Your

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Wife Guy and Perry Caravello, amongstothers. It's how would you explain it?
It's been a while since we've talkedabout Perry Caravello. So this is
like a very low budget. Infact, don't you have to like fly
yourself out? Well, yeah,they're gonna they're gonna reimburse me hopefully for
everything. Actually give no, nota given, but it's essentially people have

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likened it to you know, Ithink it's going to be one of those
cult movies probably, yeah, hopefullylike The Room or yeah, I was
going to say probably on the levelof the Room. And that's and that's
what I think they're shooting for becausethey're doing a behind the scenes documentary as
well. It's a highly improvised,like how would you describe again, how
would you describe? Like, Iknow who Perry Carroll is. Everybody in
this room understand. It's funny we'retalking about Half Baked on a day like

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today, because these are certain peoplein your life or that or someone in
your orbit that are special in differentways. And like half Baked is nice
but talked real slow and very honestabout things. Yeah, Perry's not nice.
No, he is mean. Heis aggressive, he's violent, he
is very handsy with women. Buthe's also very gullible. And that was

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the premise. If you watch youcan watch Wendy City Heat on YouTube,
produced by Jimmy Kimmel back in twothousand and three, and that gives you
a little insight into him. Andbut he's still out there kicking. He
gets gigs like this. He washe did an adult swim show last year.
He did another movie last year.So he has a lot of fans
who are producers of entertainment, right, and they throw him in these little
projects and see what happens. Buthe's got this live stream thing, and

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so a buddy of mine who actuallyworks here is one of the it guys.
But we talk about, you know, stuff that cracks is up all
the time, and he's like,have you ever watched this guy? And
I was like crying laughing because likethis guy's a psycho and he has this
live stream and SeaBASS participates in itevery once in a while, like helping
to coordinate different deliveries stuff get stuffgoing for Yeah, but like he his

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addresses out there, like in thepublic, and so the things that he
doesn't like, like McDonald's flay offish sandwiches, like people just have them
delivered NonStop, and he's very he'svery unaware of if he doesn't tell people
that he didn't like that stopped coming. Yeah, all right, here's all
he does. He doesn't This isPerry Caravello with the flay a fish toothin
We're worried about. So people arewatching the stream and they are able to,

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like, uh speech chime in.So you'll hear the messages from people
who are viewing the stream, andsometimes they'll offer up money for him to
do different things like Perry, I'llgive you twenty bucks if you eat that
file of fish sandwich. I'm noteating And he like flips out there toothin
We're worried about you, please eatthe fishes. I want no more food

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from McDonald's. Please eat the fly, then come over doing it. I'm
not taking damp. I'm done this, goddamn so and he doesn't and he's

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unaware enough, but he doesn't realize, Oh, I'm encouraging them. I
just don't believe it. Well,see, that's the thing we'll have to
get next time. We get AdamCroller in here, because he was he
made a cameo actually, and whenyou said the heat, he knows Perry
used to tape his podcast at AdamStudios, so he's well aware. Jimmy's
the expert. Anytime Jimmy Kimmel,like when he did Hot Ones that interview
Sewn Evans big fan of Perry Caravella. He's like, tell me about Perry.

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And because Jimmy's like, Jimmy's theo G kind of Perry Wrangler.
But he keepsches distancing these days becausehe's a mainstream society sorts nothing to do
with him now. Although he didinvite Perry, and he invited me,
but I couldn't make it because Iwas on the bird cruise. Coincidentally to
the twentieth anniversary screening and so Jimmyand had Perry come in with a bunch
of other berties and stuff. Ifthe deliveries and what not weren't happening,
what would he be talking about.Oh? Well, they leave him to

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in his own devices, and he'sinsanely boring. He loves the weather,
Oh, he loves like very heloves He will leave the Weather Channel and
Fox he's an old man channel andFox News leaving. Yeah, just turned
sixty. But he also believes thathe's more famous than he is, so
he believes that all these other famouspeople know who he is. So the

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people who are watching will dick withhim, right, and they'll say,
like, you know, like,hey, I'm okay, Perry is Tom
Cruise? Uh you remember that onetime? And he'll oh, hey Tom,
you know I don't really remember that. Uh wow. But the weird
thing about it is reality and fictionblur together because he literally has met hundreds
of famous and like I said,Jimmy Kimmel well knows who Perry is.

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Celebrities have visited his apartment. Sothere's a weird blurr of fantasy and reality.
Yeah. And the other thing waswhen when Sea Bass had Perry on
cart, and he knew where Perrywas gonna be. We set up Perry.
Perry did not know about it,and he brought you brought a full
fish. Oh this was did youwere supposed to be like a door dash
right? So yeah, I wasworking with his manager for a while and

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we did a We did one thatwas it looks like cart narks, but
it's just a door dash delivery.And we did an actual cartnark. We
did an actual cart nark thing thatwas funny. If that's not where the
cards go, sir, what doesthe sign say on the car? Return
please return cards here? So Idoesn't say please return cards there. I'm
just gonna help putting you in ashame, sir. Now, sir,

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I will as gonnas you return yourcard. And it's a crappy because we
were told her I was. Andthe thing that people are like, oh,
I feel bad for him, butthen like again, he wore he
will beat he will beat me up. He's hit many people. Yeah,
he's he's an aggressive, violent person. He's not harmful. And so you're

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gonna be in a movie with him? Uh yeah. Well And that's the
thing too, is he doesn't knowthat I'm going to be there because he
hates the cart ark as you justheard. Ah, So at some point
in that that two weeks thing willbe revealing this eventally all there like,
no, there's no so he rememberyou from that day. Oh, he
knows because he knows about the cartarcs because it gets it gets re uh

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keep people keep teasing him about it. Ah. But yeah, but you
know he does have a lot offace blindness about like people he'll meet five
years ago he wouldn't have no ideaabout and so on. So the only
way he's able to participate in thisquote unquote movie is if somebody wrangles him
there, right, his manager willbe there. That's why they asked me
to be in the movie. Isthey have all these they have the William

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Hunks of the world. Yeah,and then a whole other list of people
who are you know, in mildinternet. So they need people who are
somewhat capable of like playing in thequote straight man to kind of help guide
this. Well, while Sea Bassis gone, he'll be checking in.
He's going to be you know,doing Sea bass kind of thing, recording
stuff. We'll have Yeah, we'llhave some segments now, is chiming remotely
thanks Ryan the Magic of Technology.Yep. Well after Perry it was on

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cart Arks again. Perry Caravello Liveis the stream that we're talking about.
I think it's hilarious. I knowit annoys the crap out Arabian Greg.
Somebody leans mail in the graphics,you know, like one watch and them.
Yeah, I don't. I don'tknow why. It's so freaking funny
to me. But anyway, afterhe was on Cartnarks, people just kept
giving him crap, like you know, Seabous was mentioning, and uh,

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I guess he for a minute feltbad. It's gonna try to smooth things
over with the Cartnarks And so heactually called the number well that was that
was on the because I knew Magnet. Yeah, I knew who he was
and I knew who you know,I do one or two manues. I
threw like fifteen magnutes phone number,and the Magnets always say I don't return
my shopping cart like a jerk,he's and so he called Perry Caravello called

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uh carton arks to follow up.My name is Perry Caravello, your cart
arks punk. He's looking. Ididn't catch him and beat his mast do
not ever, ever ever put abagnet. I'm my car again, you
suckers. I was in the goddamnfor growth gross for twelve years. Yeah

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that's right. I collect his cars. Yeah, lady, lazy lady suckers
because some people don't want to puttheir cards in the cart rack. Yeah,
wazi propect dark mother. And ifI don't break his flag for breaking

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ben did I sell at a grocerystore, I gotta tell him that he
chases there on a cat god day, you file a dodge. All right,
So that was his idea of smoothingthings over. But wow, yeah,
so anyway he leaves that message.But uh, I guess he thought

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twice right, Yeah, he's ohyeah, because he realized. One thing
he's learned by doing a live streamis that you can't make death threats.
So he but he does he knows. Oh, I can't really explain,
say you, you just heard howhis part one of his message ended,
right, but yeah, alright,don't ever tell me that my car the
car racks again. And I don'tbe killed by murdering, I mean kill

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my kicking his ass. Okay,see, so same message doesn't hang up,
doesn't And then he has more thoughts. That's it's okay, good day
losers. All that normally took upthe okay, okay, gookay. And
I wasn't in that business. AndI'm going all right. I used to

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do gather cards, enough parking lotyea, yeah, lazy mother, kiss
my man, gather the god damnyourself alight, that was it. Yeah,
he used his car, but you'relazy. Well he's logic is not
all right. So maybe we justintroduced you to do the next favorite thing

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morning, May eighth, twenty twentyfour. Woody Bravy, Hello, Greg

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Menace, What is up? There'sa sea bass if you calm down.
Yeah, I mean from from whatI don't know that he heard breaking out
over the Oh did he walk in? Yeah? Okay he did in here?
Never mind then, so the answeris yes, from people not being
at your party. I think thehistory of show I was right, all
right? Phones open eight seven sevenforty four. Woody hit us up with

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the text over to two to nineeight seven. First and foremost like to
present Menace with his employee of themoment out here. He's a picture?
Is that Medace's new photo? Posethe piece? Yeah, I've been seeing
him do that a lot. Yeah, I'm bringing it back. Yeah,
o g because what was his oldHis old photo pose was the mouth a

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gate. Oh I've been doing thatlately. Yeah, but that's mostly just
when I take a photo of thelistener. Is Vaughan dead? No,
just okay, didn't yet. Hewas with Menace yesterday at the Two Bears
five K with Bert Kreischer and TomSegura. Jelly Roll. I've come around

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on jelly Roll just in general.I mean I've seen a lot more.
How could you not. He's solikable, he's the best, No,
he is. His music is good. Yeah. It was one of those
things you know when when something getsa lot of hype all of a sudden,
and then there's a lot of it. Yeah, you know, it's
it's kind of a turn off tome, you know, And I'm like,

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I don't know, maybe this isjust one of those things. Face
tattoos, you're okay with us?Well, I don't care. I don't
care if people get thinks they're dumbat this point. Yeah, that's fair.
He was a questionable choice, buthe has he has proved my point.
All tattoos are stupid. But Imean, he just seems like a
legit, authentic dude. Met himyesterday, very kind, it seems nice.

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Talked to him for a quick minute, and then you know, saw
Tom Sagura. That was cool.Convincedhim to come on the show. Yeah,
Sammy was there. We're all set. We've had discussions. I'm not
sure how we're going to do itbecause you know, yeah, but like
you know, we're going to tryto figure out maybe like when we get
both him and Bert right like atwo Bears edition of the wood He Show

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tour right now. Yeah, yeah, we figured something out though. Yeah,
that was cool. Uh Bert wasyou know, he was, he
was in full party mode yesterday.But I can tell you the event was
really nice. It was a reallycool, well done event. Nobody died
that I don't know, but Iknow that. Yeah. They had like

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this rope climbing thing, which Iguess Vaughan did, and he got these
massive blisters on his hands. YEA. Well because he tried to like slide
back down on the rope. Isnot good. Yeah, it's dumb quickly.
Yeah, I mean like that's whathe got it. That's why you
got to a CrossFit gym, soyou get your rope climbing experience, and
he did a great up climbing upthe rope. I was impressed. Yeah

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he did in like fifteen seconds.But then the way he came down the
rope. Yeah, yeah, hetried to do it on his Facebook.
That's where I saw it. Theyhad rowing machines there. Nice. Uh
maybe she would have liked that.Yeah, bro, kind of cold plunge
like ice ice plunge. How harddid you work out? Who? Me?
Yeah? I didn't work out atall. I wasn't there for the
actual like run walk thing. Yeah. Yeah, how are your hands?

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They are still hurting? Looked betterthan yesterday, but better. Yeah,
but under the bandage is still stinkyand red skin. Yeah he had these
massive blisters. Yeah. I sawit on his Facebook. The rope since
like great school. So he dida great job climbing. Yeah yeah.

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So yeah menace U and Vaughan didthe actual like walk run thing. Sam
and I just showed up for theafter party part. Yeah you did it
right right. It was a verynice events. So congratulations is the burd
and Tom and Leanne uh, youknow everybody who put it together. It
was it was cool. Yeah,they had thousands of people out there on

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a tuesdayday morning. Yeah, outof what do you show listeners there?
Yeah? NonStop? You were running? How did that feel? How did
it go? What was that like? Not good to you? Never feel
more like a fat piece of crap. If you like not prepared for a
five k run, you just doit. Did we get out of time?

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Uh no, we didn't get officialtime, but I do have some
clips of you didn't get the metalYeah, I didn't get and that tea
shirt which was awesome. I dohave some clips if you want to hear
something. Yeah. The the firstclip is we started having problems right out
the right at the game. Yeah, okay, all right, yeah what

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we only started about a minute ago. I got a cramp. I got
cramp, said he had a cramp. It was within a minute. Yeah.
It was like because you know,not much stretching before, Like I
thought I stretched enough a little bit, but not really. Uh just my

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legs legs started cramping and then oneof those cramps. Yeah, so that's
a fat man's cramp. Just sothis next clip makes a little more sense.
So Jelly Roll and Bert they leftlike a half hour before us,
and because they kept on like releasingpeople at certain times, so they left
before so they were like their wayahead. But who left with us was

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Travis Barker. Travis Barker, dude, this guy smoked everybody. He laughed.
He basically just kind of float witha breeze. Yeah, so this
is when that happened. All right, Travis Barker spring past us. He
was in the front, and thenwe saw Jelly rolled past us. Way

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for ahead. You got passed byJelly Roll. I just explained what happened.
I know, but at least ahalf hour before. Yeah yeah,
so but Travis lapped them because he'sso quick. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Well, I mean you can tellhim the guys, yeah, fifty pounds
drums for hours. He has noreason to show up, but he just

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saw it's fun. Yeah, showedup and then you never really see a
fat drummer. So then the thenext one is we lap somebody else,
and that would be poly Shore.All right, legs, I feel like
cinder blocks, all right. Yeah, so at least we're passing somebody,

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all right. So you got lappedby Travis Barker. You beat Richard Simmons,
Yeah, Richard Simmons. So we'regetting towards almost the end of the
race, and then I ask,uh, I asked Vaughan where we're at,
and here's the next clip? Wouldalmost there? I think we got
a mile left. Maybe is runninga mile when you're fat, dude,

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that's not almost done. So weget to the end of the race,
and then so Van he's like gettinga bunch of video clips. So Vaughan
is running backwards to the finish line. Finis or a lot of people are
stopped and then so this is justcalling my number and almost kill all right,

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yeah, sorry, almost five people, but they started like right at
the finish line. Oh yeah,what happened night did uh? Because somebody
said that the Bert got his feetrun over a golf cart or something.
His next clip, Burt explains whathappened. Yeah, okay, but he
got injured. Okay, because buthe was able to run because I saw

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him, Yeah, coming in witheverybody. The second one point five seaster
than the first one point five.But in the second one point five,
a woman blew out her knee overa second and then I got run over
by a golf cart. My feetup pretty bad. Yeah, so yeah,

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some lady like blew out her kneeor whatever. So he stood there
with her for a second. ButLeanne, his wife is driving on a
golf cart and not paying attention andlegit ran ran over his feet. His
shoes were tore up. Yeah,quick runover. I wouldn't think getting run
over by a golf car would bethat bad, like, you know,

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golf car, but it's like oneof those like industrial like really heavy,
huge flatbed on it. Right,Yeah, but they bring out for football
players. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was getting mental but
yeah it was a great time.And thanks to Bert and Tom for putting
that together. Lean to Leanna hiswife wife cool? And how long did

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it take you to do the run, give or tick? What? Thirty
five seven? Yeah it's pretty good. Yeah, not feeling well today,
but I would like to prepare forthe next one. It'd be fun.
Yeah, let's do it. Butrules start now? And how would you
do that? Mantus like start runningactually running on a daily basis. You

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know it's bad for you, right, I mean it's bad for your knees.
Uh right, yeah, it's terriblefor you. You do it,
okay, you can trigger a heartattack or something. Yeah, I highly
advise against it and get hit orlightning. Yeah yeah, yeah, all
right, yeah, and it takestime away from some other things you could
be doing. Yeah, forget it. It cuts into like atura oreo or

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going to another raising canes or something. Man, you know, things productive
you could be doing both. Yeahall right, well, Von, thanks
for babysitting Menace, and good luckwith those hands. That was dumb slide
down a rope like that. Ididn't try to would just happy. I
don't want to fall down and startfor you. All right, we're in
taking a quick break and then we'regonna come back. We got that.

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What do you show family feud?Yes, and it's it's MENACE's buddy half
Baked. Yeah, who's answering thequestions today? And so SeaBASS, you
actually get to play along for oneknow, how about that you get to
participate as a contestant. Menace willgive us a prize. Yeah yeah,
okay, some breakfast. It is. It's a show a welcome back.

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So MENACE's friend half Baked, whowe've had on before, we remember,
we we sent him to the openmic night. Yeah, he crushed and
he did some huge comedy yeah,in front of like the ones of people's
Yeah yeah, Yeah, he's Hugh. It's his name you Yeah, nice
guy. And by the way,this uh when when you hear him,

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that's how he actually sounds. Weasked him if he was, you know,
legit like mentally handicapped, and he'sgot like something he's got. Yeah,
he says he's on the spectrum,on the spectrum somewhere. Super nice
guy. Knows a ton about youknow, old school every sports. Yeah,
got like encyclopedia. Yeah, he'sbig in the sports jerseys and yeah,

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he's got all kinds of He andBart I think really bonded. Oh
yeah, toys, things like that. Anyway, and then he bled all
over MENACE's house. He did.Yeah, he gott like on his foot
or something and was like walking aroundon Medicas carpets while Oreo cookies rumbing everyone.
Yeah right, cookie crumbs everywhere.Yeah. So anyway, this is

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gonna be a what is show familyfeud? Now, typically Sea Massu was
the one who went out and talkedto somebody, and we have the audio
from them and trying to put ourselvesin the mindset of the person that Sea
mass is talking to, of asingle person, one hundred people. Yeah,
but today Sea mass gets to playalong, because Menace is the one
who talked to his buddy half Baked. Yes, and yeah, we got
a round of well to show familyfeud half Baked edition. Okay, all

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right, and so this is gonnawork the same way, right like,
so if you guys get too rights, I will buy you breakfast too.
So I will slight somebody in theroom. They can guess on what the
answer is going to be. Otherpeople can chime in and help them.
Okay, And that's how it's gonnagonues original game. All right, So

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who's gonna get I like that.Who's gonna go first? Let's go with
Greg Greg Gore. Here's the firstquestion, number one? Oh you want
me to play? Yeah? Okay, the audio Okay, he's not gonna
read. Okay, that'd be evenmore fun. All right, first question,
Name a house you never want tobe in? My house you never

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want to be in? Name ahouse you never want to be in?
This is half Bag answered, right, So half like you call prison the
big house, but he wouldn't.I don't think he would use that term
house or nick he says, hesays like jail. If he says big

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house and he's j Okay, whatdo you have any animosity towards the White
House? But I think I thinkwe're talking half baked here, somebody either
your mom's house or Yeah, Ithink you're right. I've heard a lot
of venom speed that Nick Hogan.Let's go, I mean, thank you

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for the suggestion. Nice answer.All right, let's find out name a
house you never want to be inthe Neverland ranch? Alright, because a
lot of his cultural references are earlytwo thousands. Yeah, bad guess.
Yeah. Expounded on top answers,by the way, was haunted house number

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one, then jail house and doghouse, And I said, pro tip,
ask him why not next time?They don't want to get the top answers
from where those like the normal?Yeah? Okay, I was about to
expound, but I was waiting forpeople to stop talking. Raby, thank
you? All right, Who's next? Yes, who's next? Who's next?

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Let's go with ravyr ravy our nextquestion, half baked family feud.
If you could go to the Landof Oz, what would you ask the
wizard for? All right? Courage? Brain, I mean brain was the
first thing that came to my mind. The death of Nick who a bigger
weed or a night with your mom. I'm just gonna go with brain a

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brain answer around the room on thatone. I feel strongly about it.
All right, brain. Let's uh, let's see if we're on the board
with our first point. If youcould go to the land of Oz,
what would you ask the wizard foreight million dollars? What would he do

(30:40):
with the eight million dollars? Yeah? You never know? Why not?
Ten? Yeah? Eight million dollars? Eight? That's another great question.
Why The number one answer was moneyby the normal people being there, and
number two was a new heart,and number three was brain a new heart.

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All right, next question, whowho gets it? Let's get to
sea bass, Sea bass. Yourquestion, name something you find in a
breakfast buffet. All right, allright, well I think the obvious answer
is eggs, bacon, bacon,good answer, good answer, one touch
pancake making sound. Pat does halfbig travel at all? He get around

(31:30):
once in a while. He goesto San Diego, California. Also went
to your mom's house. Did heget up in time for breakfast? He's
got a job, Yeah, hehas multiple jobs. The grocery store.
Remember, I will go with accessto a lot of paper bags to put
over your mom's head. Seems likeyou'd be more excited by a meat product

(31:56):
or something sweet. Eggs. Iwould say, like, yeah, eggs,
bacon, bacon, cherry compo.I'm gonna I gotta go with the
easy one and go eggs, eggs. Got to play the numbers here.
Yeah, we only need we onlyneed to right answers in order to win
some breakfast from menace. It's awhat do you show family feud? Half
baked edition. Name something you findin a breakfast buffet, eggs, my

(32:28):
fertilized. We got a point.We have some more. Yeah, we
got plenty more questions to go herein this round of the what do you
show family feud? Okay, whatthe next question? Yep, here we
go. Name something that might befull of holes O typophobia, A sponge,

(32:52):
yeah, not your mom. Swisscheese underwear, Yeah, I think
about half eggs underwear. Yeah,you do your mom's crumb well, never
mind, kind of gross already outthere holes. Swiss cheese golf course like

(33:15):
sports anybody, Swiss cheese was thefirst thing cheese tupa cheese Greg, Okay,
that's a great halfwaic danswer, though. Yeah, I'm just gonna go

(33:37):
with Swiss cheese. I'm trying tothink of like the thirst that come to
Ule's mind. Yeah, all right, swiss cheese. It's fine out a
right name something that might be fullof holes. Ray Lewis is limmal Okay

(33:57):
Lewis is limbo. I don't knowenough about that. Was it did the
guy who got killed? Was heinside the limit of the ray Lewis?
Because I know Ray hid the murder? Where's the suit? His again references
late nineties early Where are you goingto find this man? Where's the where's
the suit? Ray? All right, don't worry, don't worry, alright
more, We're still alive. Whogets the next question? Sammy? Sammy?

(34:22):
Next question? All right, herewe go. Tell me a word
that rhymes with election. Oh,come on, erection, I mean detection,
perfection, Sure, but is thereany other half baked answer? Right
then? Erection, affection, collectionof wrestling belts. I mean I had

(34:44):
to say erection. Yeah, finallythe game done and done. I can't
overthink it. Yeah, yeah,all right, direction with direction all in
half baked family feud. Tell mea word that rhymes with election. It's
selection. Selection was the number oneanswer was it. Yeah, it was

(35:09):
maybe maybe the like, well,we can't really have a record erection was
number two. Yeah, well,the Steve Harvey version would have a direction
that he would be like, flabbergasts. Number three is perfection. I would
have liked to hear these. Okay, we're not out, We're not out.
We're not out, We're not out. All right, we're going to

(35:31):
Greggory. Al Right, here wego. What do you show family feud?
If your dog ran away, namesomething, you'd be surprised he took
with him? Oh god, what'syour dog intake? When he runs away?
Something? You'd be surprised that hetook with him on your shoes,
his leash, Yeah, picture hisown poop bag, be surprising. Yeah,

(35:54):
wow, that's nice. Your Yeah, your car keys, your car,
be surprised, actual car autograph,WrestleMania for fifteen, your mom's phone
number, my razor emone, sublimec Yeah, sid fishes, your Y

(36:17):
two case, rival, God,my collection of n W O. Shans
Coogan's your book. If he's likeclothing up some sort of like a jersey,

(36:37):
I'm just gonna go with that's tough. These are hard that one.
Okay, let's go with carcase case. I'm letting you guys carcase. That's
all right, all right, therewe go. If your dog ran away,
name something you'd be surprised he tookwith him dog food, that'd be

(36:59):
surprising. What you think that's crazy? But number one response with regular family
feud survey cat number two leash numberthree food. Okay, I guess it
would be surprising if they thought totake anything before they ran away. Think
it out. I guess anything couldbe an answer, but give it the

(37:20):
situation right, the list right right. Let's say your pet did think it
out all right? Running away?What should I What should I bring?
Do we have time for one moreto save you? To get you?
Can we choose the player? Comeon, let us choose. Got one
right? I got an easy questionthough, but I'll do it again.
I'm saying, like, if we'rereally trying to win breakfast here, but

(37:44):
we're collabing, I don't know,but I think, like, besides menace,
I think Seatmas speaks freak more thanany of us. Just because how
about this one? How about thisbe a true family guest. We get
together on this one? Mm okay, okay, I mean I just really
want breakfast. That's last question.Yeah, our last question. Here you
go, What do you show familyfeud when you enter a bathroom? What

(38:04):
color do you really hope not tosee in a toilet? Brown? Red?
Or red? Green? Yeah?Red? I think I mean brown
because nobody flushed. Sure. Imean, if it's're are we talking like
your own? It's either he's walkin you walked in on it, So
I would think somebody else's coca.I get it right. Brown. I

(38:27):
mean that makes I don't want tosee my own. But I would expect
women would say red because you know, somebody's just like just appear someone just
had a very bloody peer. Wehave had this question before with a different
contestant, and their answer was green. It's true answer was green. That's
true. All right, that's that'sthat's another good thought. What was the

(38:49):
color of the guy that Nick Hoganhit? Yeah, was his least favorite
color? I mean, what doyou think? Is it brown or is
it red? Or is it green? I think I'm snyeah, I'm sticking
with brown easiest. It's got tobe brown. I'm leaning red. I'm
living green. But if everyone's greenred, but brown has got the majority.

(39:12):
Let's go with brown. All right, brown, now brown count all
right? Brown? All right?All right, there we go for breakfast.
Is it brown? When you entera bathroom? What color do you
really hope not to see in atoilet? Green? Green? That one?

(39:37):
Sometimes my poop is green green.Sometimes your poop comes up green.
Wow, stated my case, rightyour case? You know you would hate?

(39:58):
All right, well, all rightthere you go. Hey guys,
what do you show family? Halfbakes a different I don't want to cripple
with half bakes, But if youwalk into a bathroom and your own poo's
already in the toilet, yeah,you got problem it. Man, that's
really impressive. Who the hell areyou an adult? Baby? Welcome back

(40:22):
everybody? Yeah, yeah, wellI like the Half Baked Family few.
That was fun, yeah, fun. The good time phones are open eight
seven seven forty four wood. Youcan hit us up of the text over
to to nine eight seven. Somethingabout feet here, Oh good, sweet

(40:44):
Shack spends one thousand dollars on pedicuresbecause he knows his feet are ugly and
stinky. A thousand bucks how much? I mean? I know his feet
are big, so he probably payslike an extra. Yeah. But here's
the thing. He also likes topaint them. Yeah, and the painting

(41:04):
started because of his mom. Shacksays that he had a torn toenail and
wasn't going to play in a game, so his mom painted it red.
And then he went on the scoreforty points in that game and for him
and he and he credits the paint. So he started painting them from from
then on. Yes, it wasthe paint. It was three hundred pounds.
I mean, athletes are so superstitious. It's so weird. How Yeah,

(41:29):
it's just they are, And Iguess we all are in a certain
way. So many times if yousaid, well if I do this whatever,
by you've set some stupid goal,but just fantasies in your head,
like oh if I make the shota million dollars? Yes, right,
But you know, if you dosomething in a certain way and you're successful,
you keep doing it that way.Yeah. Well, certain pregame routines,

(41:52):
right, Guys have that? Guys, you know they're only the same
meal. I'm only wearing this shirt. Yeah. Somebody was saying that Patrick
Mahomes wears the same pair of underwearfor every game. That is true,
He's made that. Did you seethat a few times. Yeah, same
individual pair, same stuck. No, No, same individual pair. Yeah.

(42:15):
Interesting, Yeah, so get somewashed. Obviously I would assume I'm
assuming assuming games. But yeah,but it's the same pair of underwear.
I mean, hey, okay,whatever is working, it's like a major
endorsement opportunity. Yeah. They alwayssay that, you know, you know
something's working. Don't change a thing, don't change it up, you know.

(42:36):
But yeah, I went and lookedat shacks scoring numbers, and so
he averaged twenty three points a game. His highest scoring game was sixty one
points. Oh okay, j yeah, Jack or somebody else's shot. Yeah,
what color were his toes on thatgame? Yeah? How much do
pedicures cost? I would think likeforty fifty bus Yeah about that depending,

(42:59):
Yeah, because people try to talkme into it, like, oh,
you love it, you love massage, you would love it. I go,
yeah, but I mean I canjust get a foot massage. There
are some guys that swear by it. Yeah, I know, I know
some of those guys friends, butI don't know. It's kind of weird
to have somebody else like cut yourtoenails, and I know that that would
weird me out. I'm certainly notgetting even painted. What does sound nice?

(43:22):
Like, Oh, they put himthat hot water bath and then you
get a massage and then the fish. I've seen that too. I could
never do that. Yeah. Sowell, some people got messed up by
that they were doing at these atthese resorts and they were in Mexico and
they weren't doing something. Yeah,there was something that basically created plash eating.
Yeah, because the little fish aresupposed to eat this dead skin cells.

(43:45):
Yeah, they accidentally Usana, Idon't understand, Like what do you
need your feet to be all softand whatever for? Like who cares?
Man? Yeah, you know Menaceis slicing parts of his off with the
knife. That's different, right,That's that's different. Yeah, I don't

(44:05):
want soft feet? Why not?Because well, no, I'm saying,
like where you're worried about like thedead skin cells, and I'm going to
moisturize them. I would love I'mdefinitely moisturize you do, don't they slide
around your socks. The time Iwant moist heel moist soft heels is when
I'm lying on the couch and onbarefoot, and then I go to get

(44:27):
off the couch and he goes like, yeah, disgusting hit him with in
the shower and then cream, couldyou display your foot current foot status for
us today? Are they do?They have a bark to them? God?
After the five K menace does usea frank style foot knife to a

(44:47):
literally feel like he's with That's right, I forgot about that. He be
able to lift his heels, arein good ship? Yeah, maintaining is.
I'll glad to hear it. Thankyou. They're so kissable. Ray,

(45:07):
I'm good, thank you. Athousand dollars pedicure budget. Pretty good.
She's got it. No, Iknow he's got it. What do
they taste? That's a that's alot. Hey, welcome back. It's

(45:29):
the Hoity Show and we're into anothernew hour insensitivity training for a politically correct
world. It's Wednesday morning. It'sMay eighth, twenty twenty four. What
that's raving? There's great gory menace. Good morning to you, Good morning,
Woody. There's a sea bass wegot Sammy phones are open eight seven

(45:49):
seven forty four, Wooding. That'seight seven seven forty four, Woodie.
You can hit us up with thetext over to two to nine eight seven.
Some of the big headlines this morning. I'll took seven roll wrongful death
lawsuits to get it dumb. ButPanera Bread they're finally dropping that charged lemonade.
But you setually stop. But wait, here's the thing, and we

(46:09):
we've talked about this before, likewhenever they decide remember during the the COVID
stuff where it's like, well we'regoing to relax the mask rules and it's
effective on whatever the day it is, why just say it's yeah. So
with Panera and this charge lemonade,it's going to come off the menu in
the next two weeks. So likewhen they I'm saying, like when they

(46:31):
open Panera today, just don't putit out exactly like what takes two weeks?
I don't make it available. Butthey're replacing it with low sugar and
low caffeine options, including a newblueberry lavender lemonade. Wants that and a
pomegranate hibiscus tea. No. Yeah, this charge lemonade exclusive to them.
It's yea lemonade. Wow. Yeah. And people are wondering why they just

(46:57):
didn't stop, you know, rightaway, because there's been a few different
and according to the legal community,if you immediately just take it off that
they said, almost like an emissionof guilt, and so you can't just
take it off. Yeah, optics. So if it does go to like
trial or something like that and youimmediately why did you take it off?
Yeah. Yeah. The sixth andfinal victim was finally recovered from that bridge

(47:20):
collapse in Baltimore yesterday. Really.Yeah. He was a worker on the
bridge at the time. More thana month to get him and the ship
itself is still stuck. The crewis still on board. Yeah, so
like just living on there and they'regonna have to use some explosives because it's
like four thousand tons that's like overthe ship, and so they got to

(47:40):
get it free. They think that'llbe done by the end of the week.
Rebuilding the bridge going to take fouryears, cost two billion dollars damn.
Yeah, but they finally got thatbody out of there. Oh wow,
that's so sad. They're almost donewith that Detroit bridge. It looks
pretty cool. Which one, it'sa new bridge that they're working on in

(48:02):
just a new bridge or wasn't likea like and they they're about to put
the final piece in, but theystill are not going to have people on
the bridge until next year. Hey, check out menace with Detroit News.
Yeah, Detroit Bridge News. Justa new bridge, it wasn't like,
Yeah, it's very large, largebridges. Yeah. In Oklahoma City,

(48:25):
when's that raising? Knes over it? Anything about that? A security guard
seriously injured and dried by shooting outsideDrake's Toronto home. These suspects haven't been
caught yet, and there's no wayto connect it to his beef with Kendrick
Lamar, but obviously that's what everybody'sthinking. Meanwhile, over in London,
his Ovo store whatever the hell thatis, was vandalized. Somebody spray painted

(48:50):
they not like Us on the frontwindow. It's a reference to Kendrick's disk
track, not like us. Butyou know what I'm thinking, Greg,
what hip out in these streets?What a cool culture? You know that's
true? It's really cool. Signme up, very peaceful. Stormy Daniels
was on the stand yesterday in DonaldTrump's criminal trial. He was up there.

(49:12):
I guess the lawyers were like talking, I guess pretty loudly, and
the judge had to tell him tostop swearing in corn Oh my god,
No, it wasn't the lawyers.Trump was swearing. I thought it was
so the judge had to call thelawyer forward and say, tell your client
to stop cussing. Anyway. Shetestified that sex with Trump was brief,
unenjoyable, and in the missionary position. She also mentioned that Trump broad dogged

(49:37):
her without a condom, and whenasked why she agreed to have sex with
them, because she said that shehated him. She didn't even like him.
Okay, well, why'd you gothrough and have sex with them?
She did say because she thought thathe could help her career, and that's
why she did. It makes sensein what way? According to her,

(49:58):
they were talking about on the CelebrityApprentice, like you're going to put a
porn star in the Celebrity Apprentice.NBC would have gone for that. Okay,
what if she used those exact wordson the stand. What's that?
The Boy Scouts of America changing theirname to Scouting America to be more inclusive,

(50:19):
you guys, very cool. Itgoes into effect next February. Their
CEO calls it a quote simple butvery important evolution as they seek to ensure
that everyone feels welcome and Scouting cubScouts so well, yeah, they already
can I guess that went into effectin twenty eighteen. I wonder how Morgan
feels about this because it wasn't shea girl Girl Scout until she was eight?

(50:43):
Okay, oh, I thought itwas twenty five, so more more
than a few people who pointed outthere's already something called the Girl Scouts.
Yeah, but the thing is thetwo groups are not affiliated. So the
Boy Scouts of America founded in nineteenten, like, ah, that was
Night ten. Girl Scouts a coupleof years later. Uh, and they
still cater exclusively to chicks. Butthey haven't commented on the new boys rebrand.

(51:09):
But they weren't psyched when the BoyScouts started allowing girls in in twenty
eighteen, because it hurt their recruitmentefforts. But what girls want to be
on? Why would they want BoyScouts or know you would because the different
things. So in terms of beinga Girl Scout, I always wanted to
be one, and you would doyou know, crafty sort of things.
But the Boy Scouts they get togo camping and in the wilderness, which

(51:30):
was also stuff the girls. Ilove the camping. I don't know if
it's we have an expert Morgan,Yeah, where's Morgan? Morgan, she's
the Scout expert. But then theanswer it would be to just tell the
girl Scouts, Hey, do morego camp camping stuff? Yeah? Right,
I don't. I guess I don'tknow the difference, but I always
wanted to do both. I guessis the best things? Did you just

(51:51):
go camping or like, yeah,we did go camping. Yes, my
troop was a little different. Wedidn't sell cookies or anything. Really.
Yeah, they did it one yearand then they just sid this is not
for us, but that's Super Bowlof Girls Scouting. Yeah, that's why
I stayed in it so long asI have to go to the grocery store
and like be a salesman. Butwe did mostly craft Sammy's right, and

(52:12):
then a lot of like you havethis big book and you get badges for
everything you learn, so like onemeeting was a lesson on. I don't
know, I've learned nothing obviously,ye scouting, Yeah, example, like
child care stuff like that. Yeah, but we did go camping a few
times. Since you did it,tell your twenty five how many badges I

(52:36):
had? The whole thing? LikeI got my Goals Award, which is
like the very last big project.Is that Scouts. I guess you still
have your sash. I think Ido. Yeah, at my house in
Dallas. Yeah, because that seemsto be the people who are the most
upset about this letting girls in.The guys who became Eagle Scouts. Yeah,
that is tough. Yeah, thatis a lot involved. Yeah,

(53:00):
that's very different. This girl Scoutswas a bunch more so, I don't
know. Man, well he's anEagle Scout. It's some kid's never impressed
me, like, I know,family impressed that you can stick with it.
Yeah, a friend who was anEagle Scout, he was in the
paper. It was a ceremony.It was such a big I have a
friend that legal scout and it hashelped them with jobs. Yeah. Really

(53:22):
when you put it on the resume, because a lot of it's like community
service like stuff that is actually reallyimpressives. That's why I stuck with it,
because I was told, oh,it's going to help you in college,
and because we've heard of Eagle Scout, but none of this Golden the
Gold Gold award, Thank you gold. Somebody just texted over. The Eagle

(53:43):
Scout rank carries weight in the adultworld, but the Gold Award doesn't.
Carry the same weight. And that'sabsolutely true. Heard of it, very
true, double standards. That's whyI don't talk about being a Girl Scout
because it's probably more homech type stuffthat you're learning in the Girl Scouts.
Yeah, well, I mean itis sales and stuff like, ye did
you learn how to barbecue and stuff? Ye know? I don't how to

(54:04):
tie any knots to start a fire? No? What? No? What
a girl? Waste of life anddidn't even sell cookies one year? One
year we did. Yeah, butI'm getting when I was like loser,
Yeah, could you like put upa tent or something I could try?
Learned? That seems like they learnnot a lot. And that's why you

(54:25):
want to do both girls or justgo camping? Yeah, cool badges for
just going. You don't get agold if she has, she can't explain
anything that she learned. I wouldlove to see what these badges look like,

(54:45):
Like, what are they for?Then my wife said to me,
because I'm so anti camping just becauseof my you know you yeah camps,
Yeah, talk about trauma. Right, So like the last thing I ever
want to do is camp, andshe goes, what are you go to
do if the kids ever say wewant to go you know, they want
to go camping. I said,well, easy, all right, we
can go camping, or I canbuy you a go kart. Guess who

(55:10):
will win yet? Yeah, andthen I'll you know, eventually, you
know, just keep kicking that candown the road. Yeah, I'm still
looking into the different go carts andstuff, and they'll forget about researching.
Yeah, because they're kids, youcan just say, all right, go
camping. And since chicks are allowedto be boy scouts, now, why
not this Swiss Army Knives are developinga bladeless Swiss Army knife. I heard

(55:31):
about this. Yeah, they're alreadymore, I guess than four hundred different
types of Swiss Army knives are outthere, but until now they've always had
at least one blade. And whenpeople are like, hey, why no
blade, it's because of a Rizonknife crimes in some European countries. They
haven't given any more specifics on thisnew bladeless knife or when it's going to

(55:52):
be available, but they're on theirway. I heard a little bit more
and it makes sense to me.Is because people can't travel with them,
so they can't take so people don'tbuy them because they can't take them on
a plane with right, So ifyou want something like that, and case
you need a spoon, yes,emergency phillip screwdriver, something like that.

(56:17):
That makes a little but I thinka leather man might have a blade.
I'm not sure. What's the leathernot the one I got? Oh really?
Yeah, well then why is SwissArmy wasting their time? That's it's
not a Swiss Army knife. It'sa multi tool in one. Yeah,
you can, like so you foldit out almost like a like a butterfly
knife, right right, and thenuh, it has like needle nose on

(56:39):
there like Phillip's head, a flatheead. There's a bottle opener. I
guess I didn't know the name ofit. Yeah, there's all kinds of
stuff on there. There's other Imean, there's there's a bunch of different
kinds of you can get. Theone I have doesn't file. I thought
it was pliers with extra stuff.It's basically yeah, it's just nice little
all in one keep in the houseand the junk drawer you know, makes
sense? You need all right,quick break more what he shows next?

(57:01):
Hang up? So all right?Uh so allegend First Amendment speech violations.
TikTok and their parent company at byteDance, they've filed a lawsuit in federal

(57:23):
court to block the new law thatforces them to sell or to have you
know, TikTok ban in the US. So that's going on. Also,
get ready for some more bodies murdersthat look like unfortunate coincidences because Boeing is
going to be facing ten more whistleblowers. Oh now, yeah, did you

(57:45):
see they were supposed to launch arocket and it got scrapped because it was
a crude mission. Yea, andBoeing makes it. Yeah, after everything
has been going on, like it'sone thing like you get on a plane
and go to like men fists,you know, it's another thing where it's
like they're gonna shoot you in thespace. Like I can't screw up again,

(58:06):
guy, the new Boeing star Linerrocket. So they pushed the launch
at the end of the week becausethere was a faulty oxygen relief valve or
maybe the cabin door just falls off. Yeah, I mean, you know
whatever. Look, guys, accidentshappen, Yeah, just a lot.
And if you talk about accidents thatmight happen to you, right, Yeah,

(58:29):
a lot of accidents even with theemployees or for former stairs out there.
Yeah yeah, things happen, Yeah, for something bad to happen,
people falling out of windows, knivesflatting around. I mean, as a
passenger, I prefer airbus. Likethe Airbus jets I think are way better
than the Boeing jets. I neverknow the difference. I would even look

(58:52):
at what plane I'm going to beon. The Rolls Royce Engines. I
like cool because its Rolls. It'spretty fancy. Remember the massage joke about
Robert Craft during the Tom Brady roaststhe other night. So Tom became a
Patriot, moved up to New England, and on the first day of training

(59:14):
camp, that's scrawny rookie famously walkedinto the owner, Robert Craft's office and
said, I'm the best decision yourorganization has ever made. Would you like
a massage? And then Tom cameup, I love Robert Kraft. I

(59:35):
love it again, Okay okay,and everybody was like, A seem pretty
serious about that. Tom Brady reallynot that upset about it, at least
according to Jeff Ross. I mean, he was smiling as he was saying
it. Also, remember when KimKardashian got booed. Yeah, well apparently
if you watch the show now,if you didn't watch it live and you
go back and you watch on Netflix, now, you're not gonna see that

(59:57):
because Netflix they cut the booze outyour own booze why, I mean,
it didn't look it was awkward tospeed it up a little bit because it
started with booze was not happy.Why are they doing me? Why?
Because you're Kim kardashi It's like RogerGoodell, like they're exactly And she's not
used to doing big public events.She's used to doing small things just where

(01:00:20):
everyone kisses your butt. Doesn't sheknow? No, because she knows that
she's hated though, like you haveyour people, but she's got to be
aware. She's aware because they're alwaysher andner sisters are always responding to people
saying negative things. They got themonline. Again. Everything she does in
the public is very curated. It'snot a big arena full of people that

(01:00:40):
I don't disagree with. I tellyou, I've had a couple of interactions
with her over the years, andshe's super nice. Yeah, always very
kind, and you know, graciousand all of them. Yeah, like
she's she's a fun conversation, LikeI don't. I mean, I understand
why she's famous, but but youknow, I don't say that she necessarily

(01:01:02):
does anything. I'm not defending anyof that, So I understand why people
are annoyed by her, and justthe Kardashians in general. It's but at
the same time, it's like,you know, even though Sarah's at the
park was so nice to Menace,the way that he just continually makes fun
of her, that's you. Itmakes it difficult, like because you want
to be able to rip on someonelike Kim Kardashian, but then in the

(01:01:23):
back of your mind, like,wow, she was very sweet. It
was really not. Yeah, doesn'tswitch, which is why he's the only
one that does have that switch.It's called the bunder switch. Look at
it. No, he doesn't notbeing an al bass look into it.
You know. Oh my god,Menace you got him, dude, Yeah,

(01:01:46):
ruined hashtag facts served. The otherquestion who wasn't happy with the roast
was the former fiance of Aaron.I don't think she would be a daughter.
Yeah, Well, she's pissed andshe's telling anyone who will listen.
Yeah, she's bad, but peopleare like did right? Yeah, yeah,

(01:02:07):
Giselle's not happy as well. Ohyeah, yeah she's not a big
fan. Well because they were makingjokes about her banging her ju jitsu whatever
jiu jitsu, yeah, jiu jitsu. There we go. But uh,
well, going back to the KimKardashian thing real quick. I did rewatch
it, and there's still some boosin it, but not barely. I

(01:02:29):
watched it again and yeah, theywere gone. I watched Nikki Glazers like
I don't know eighteen ye I alwaysloved, and she just nailed. Do
you watch her show? Grow isf Boy Island right where? I've never
watched it, now that I foundout she's hosting it, I will,
which is Love Island, but wasjust like total douchebags. Yeah, they

(01:02:50):
launched it. We looked into maybegetting some clips from that, right,
it was just so bad eight sevenseven four. If you want to give
a call, hit us some ofthe text over to two two nine eight
seven will be right back. TheWoody Show will be right back. Now
here's where it gets rude and thiswill get great gryes when much needed time
to think about everything. He's gonnavacuum when he gets home later. Yes,

(01:03:13):
the Woody Show will be right back. Medicine. I just impressed the
hell out of Greg. But that'swhat I want to. Don't want it,
but I want to how you guyslearn this? What do you mean?
Okay? Greg needs to charge hisvape? Yeah, I got this
new It needs to be charged.And I didn't say to the guy at

(01:03:36):
the store, like, oh,what cord do I need or what?
So, Yeah, that's a USBwhatever is a USB charger? Yeah?
And I said, oh, Igot one of those charging cord. Sure,
I got one. So then Iget home, I need to charge
it and I'm going through my drawertrying to ram these USBs and it it's
not working. And I realized,are you trying to use the same one
you use for your iPhone? Can? I say? I was at the

(01:03:58):
time? And then I lightning that'sexclusive to Apple, which is why they
made them move on from that togo to something more universal, which they
went to USB C which is whatthat takes. Okay, So then I
found one because we have this reallycool like lighter that's electric and we have
to charge that, and that fitthis thing. Okay. So then I
asked Menace today. I was like, hey, do you have a USB

(01:04:21):
thing? Guess what kind you need. I'm like one that doesn't just stick
in like male to female, butit like goes all the way and it
envelops the thing that's sticking. Andhe's like, wait, He's like,
let me just see it. He'slike, hold on, oh yeah,
and he all he did was flipthe vape over and go, oh,
yeah, that's a USBC or USB. What's it called the USB? See?

(01:04:42):
He went, oh yeah, USBC. Yeah. So my question is
how did you learn that that's justwhat it's called. I understand that,
but how do you differentiate that fromthe other one? Because they all look
different. I'd probably give credit tothe iPhone though, because the iPhone and
also my my laptop, my MacBooklaptop is only the us B A are

(01:05:05):
like the more like kind of squarelooking ones. It's the wider one,
right. Us B B these aremore for they hook in the back of
like a printer, you know,they kind of like a square. It's
like a it's like a thick,girthy little square. Okay, Like like
one of these that I use formy cordless mouse. No, no,
no, no, no, it'sit's literally a square. It looks like

(01:05:27):
almost like a peg and I andit goes to the back of a printer.
What you have for your mouse,Greg, is what is a USB
three point zero? That's a threepoint oh, but it's also that's very
similar to a USB A right,okay, the same type and they look
very similar. US see is theone that you have? Well? No,
my ultimate for your vate. Myultimate question is like when we play
the d U i Q, forexample, and we say, man,

(01:05:48):
is, how do you not knowthat? Well, when when did you
learn it? Well? I learnedit in school, for one, right,
But this did society sit everybody downand go, okay, this is
called a USBCC, Like where didyou learn? Well, I know it's
going to say. I did havea Samsung Galaxy that had USB C first
couple of years ago, but Ididn't know what it was called. I

(01:06:10):
was they have some weird different connection. But we call that one SMOOTHI oval
Yeah, squarre app. Apple startedadopting it. Then it became more mainstream,
right, educated the public, andnow you'll never forget it, right,
But then when you flip something overyou see a little opening. Yeah,
automatically just go oh yeah up,Well what did you tell what just

(01:06:31):
gave you the hint smoothie Roundye,the oval or like a smoothi oval.
Right, So this is like itgoes in like male to fema, but
then once it's in, it goesover. Yeah, now you're overthinking it
because the USB A does the samething. The USB three point oh does
the same thing. Oh yeah,I thought it was just stick into a
hole, stick into hole over anotherstick. And the great thing about USBCT

(01:06:59):
I guess it doesn't matter which wayyou stick it upside down. Yeah,
inevitably the USB A, that's youalways try the wrong way first. Right,
that's very single interesting because every timeI do it to my computer,
I thought, wow, I getit right every time. The other one,
the other one that's pretty standard isthe USB micro the micro US.
Yeah, because a lot of timesyou're charging bricks. That would be like

(01:07:21):
a USB A to a U toa micro USB to charge the charging brick.
The d yeah, god, Irarely have that. Well, if
you don't mind, menas, youcan just let this not go through my
memory and you can just be incharge of charging charging you're the cable captain.
Yeah, the wood Show and itbegins another new hour of insensitivity training

(01:07:53):
for a politically correct world. Itis Wednesday morning, it's maybe eighth,
twenty twenty four, and we welcomeyou into the folds. The gangs all
here, I'm whatady, that's raving. Yeah, there's Greg Gory. Hello
Menace, Good morning you Hi seamasks here we got Sammy phones are open
eight seven seven forty four Wooding.You can hit us up with the text

(01:08:15):
over to two to nine eight seven. I have a follow up. We
were talking and I honestly when Ibrought this up, I did not expect
it to be the debate that itbecame. We got emails, I have
after hours voicemails people talking about theman or bear question. Oh that we

(01:08:35):
had that we had on the showon Tuesdays. It's taken over the internet
the past in a week or so. Yeah. All right. So the
question was this guy was going aroundand he was asking women would you rather
be alone in the woods with abear or a random man? Seven out
of ten women said that they wouldgo with the bear. Yeah, And

(01:08:57):
I thought, for a second,I'm like, all right, this guy
just punky he like creatively edited thewhole thing, or these these girls are
joking quite quite surely, there's noway that anybody want to be with a
wild animal that could kill you withjust one swat and a boom done and
then probably eat your body. Yeah, chase you. That doesn't seem like

(01:09:18):
endlessly anyway. I was surprised whatI brought up here in the room.
Uh that ravy Sammy Morgan? Ohno, Morgan did not? Where is
more? Bring Morgan in real quick? And it was Caroline. Caroline said,
didn't even have to think about it. And I was surprised. I
was surprised. They would rather bewith a bear than a random guy.

(01:09:41):
And you said, Morgan, yousaid that you would you would take the
random guy. Yeah. Absolutely.I'm sorry, but y'all are insane for
picking a bear. Well, andit's sad that that's your view on well
humankind. Like, No, thereare crazy people out there, yep.
Yeah, you don't know which oneyou're going to get. All bears,
guys, there's also plenty of crazypeople. Yeah, so take your chance

(01:10:04):
with the man that you can speak. I'd rather take a chance with a
bear who's just going to turn andwalk away. That's the thing. Not
if you're in its territory. It'snot that's what happened when I encountered a
bear. That was my thought.At least with a person, you can
communicate with them. Yeah, don'thelp each other normally telling him he's going

(01:10:24):
to kill you before he does.Just then you deal with that when the
time comes. But yes, youshould take your chance with the human being.
Yeah, I thought crazy. Iasked my wife that question and she
again, no hesitation. Bear.Wow. I know there's two things going
out here. Number one, Idon't think if you put an actual bear

(01:10:44):
in front of a woman and anactual just random man in front of a
woman, then then she'll find anyrandom man to help her because it's a
bear. Exactly. Change too,when they get to they get to say
they get to sound all proud andyou know, feminist by saying Baird as
well feminist. How is that afeminist thing? Because you're saying that all
men are pigs and suck that's notI just clarified that that's not what I'm

(01:11:06):
saying. That they are more dangery. The average man is more dangerous than
the average bears. What you getto say, an average man alone in
the woods. Yes, yeah,this goes back to the hype. You
guys know what hypotheticals me, Yes, I do so here I got an
after hours voicemail. This is fromone of our listeners listening to one oh
five to one in Louisville, andhere's what he had to say. I

(01:11:27):
wanted to weigh on the bear versusman subjects. As a man, I
thought about it from a little alittle bit from a woman's standpoint, because
I have a lot of women inmy life. But you got to think
about a man is scarier to womenanyway than a bear, because, first
of all, bears don't always attackpeople near to men. But if a
man does decide to attack you,what are you going to do? Probably

(01:11:48):
rape you, probably you know,cut you up into pieces, blah bah
blah whatever, Georgia. If abear decides it wants to hurt you,
it's just gonna kill you. It'sjust gonna maul you. But I mean,
most of the I'm don't all peoplejust because you can kind of avoid
them. There's one direct the correctanswer. Would you rather your daughter be
in the woods and have an unknownbear somewhere around or would you rather have

(01:12:13):
your daughter be in the woods witha man that you don't know. I'm
putting my daughter in the woods witha bear, and I'm teaching her how
to survive being in the woods witha bear. So you got to stop
taking it as an attack on youpersonally, because they're not talking about you.
They're talking about the bad men ofthe world. So yeah, you'll
have a good debt. Oh god, he had, he had the quicker
death. But then when he's goinginto are again, I think what we

(01:12:39):
see is all men are evil,is what basically what you're saying. No,
my my baseline on this is human. The human you can communicate with
this person. You can't communicate withthe bear. You can make I'm saying,
to make clear your intentions or tomaybe talk them down because they're acting
a little crazier. You know,that's what they say. If you're in

(01:12:59):
a in a like a situation whereyou know, uh, there's danger,
you're supposed to try to endear yourselfto them, start sharing personal information about
yourself or whether they kind of getthem to have some kind of case.
You could do that with another part. At least you have a shot.
You don't have that shot with thewild listen to three hundred episodes, but
my favorite. But that's I'm sayingwith that, like, so that was

(01:13:20):
my stance on it. It wasn'tlike I'm taking as an attack on men.
I just think wild animal or anotherhuman being. I wonder if they
would have a different response if itwas a different animal other than a bear,
right like mountain line, Yeah,something that the same response. Really
wants to eat you a lot ofsame response a mountain lion, cheetah.

(01:13:42):
That's she gets to sound proud andcool that it has nothing to do with
feminism, like we were saying yesterday, like there's no nice guy headlines in
the news. That's not the grabbyheadlines. And for me, it is
the torture aspect of what a humanwould do. That's what it always was
for me. I am more scaredof being held and tortured and raped and

(01:14:02):
all that stuff than I have justheld to the yet. See that's what
my wife said. My wife said, well, you know, the person
can torture you and it could bea long drawn out thing, whereas a
bear will just the BTK guy wasa nice guy kind of what this guy
just said, like a bear willjust kill you. But that's finally a
clear hypothetic argument to a bear ora psycho killer. Right, it's just

(01:14:27):
random. I'm kidding, Greg,I think you pointed this out. It's
just if they don't walk around therest of the day. Are you surrounded
by As you are walking around,you are hyper aware of who's around you
and what's going on. Hyper awareyou are, yes, yeah, and
when other people are around you feelmore comfortable than when you're one on one.

(01:14:49):
Strange man, situational awareness. Ibelieve that again again, be aware
of your surroundings, but hyper awareevery person if they're in a situation I
don't believe. I mean not thenthe grocery doore necessarily, but like you're
yeah, I mean keeping an eyeon things. My wife won't stop at
a gas station to get gas afterdark, like if the sun has gone
down. It could be it couldbe wintertime, five pm, when there's

(01:15:13):
a ton of people around, justbecause the sun's down. She won't go.
She won't go with the sun's down. That's just like her unwritten rule
for herself. Well, guys,I think we need to start Man Island.
Yeah, just all that's what Iwant I'll be gay, right,
Greg, Yeah, we get solucky all the time. Okay, here,
I'm gonna take a break and I'mgonna come back. I got something
for you, the losers of houseHunters. I watch so much House Hunters

(01:15:38):
hd TV, just in general,and I will sit through some of these
episodes. And my wife doesn't knowhow I do it, but I sit
through these episodes with people who arejust thoroughly annoying. And this is Greg's
gonna like, because he watches allthese dumb shows. Yeah, and they
always want weird stuff. Yeah.And there's another uh, there's another element
of this that Greg's gonna love aswell. Excellent. Yeah, And so
that'll be next, the losers ofhouse Hunters. Right, that's necks on

(01:16:00):
the Woody Show. Hang up rightback now. If I bring up on
my phone, you know what I'mspending the most time on. It's not
texting, it's not social media.It's a cross or a quick not quick,

(01:16:24):
but it's close race between the iHeartRadioapp listening to either streaming or podcast
stuff, or it's Discovery Plus becauseI'm watching. Yeah, because even when
I'm napping, I go home afterthe show and I'll take a nap.
I will put on House Hunters tohave on in the background. I'm not

(01:16:45):
even watching. It's the background showkind of Ranger or whatever, you know
what it is. It's just likeone of those things is just kind of
it's stress exactly. So house Huntersis just generic people looking for a new
home, right, yeah, yes, they have three choices. I use
it's a better one they used tohave. Like the host. Remember Suzanne
Wong all right, hey you knowyeah, now she she got really sick.

(01:17:05):
Yeah, she passed away, butshe was like a narrator. Yeah,
there's just a narrator. And Ramaeda. I didn't even know that.
Wow, that's the Craig's deep inthe the similar ship. The similar show
that I watched I hate watch isthe My Lottery dream Home. It's between

(01:17:28):
houses. What's that gay pirate guy? Right, yeah, I will watch
that pirate guy. I will watchthat. But like love it or listed
Oh yeah, I love that show, Property brother stuff. I love I
don't be hometown though, I don'tlike that. But house Hunters. And
this episode that I'm about to featurehere for the losers of house Hunters is
from season one nine. Wow,yeah they had Yeah, they had.

(01:17:51):
Yes, it's one of my favoritesongs. Right, yeah, anyway,
so they call it volume like volumeone night. Oh yeah, volume on.
It's hard to find probably, no, no, no, no,
this is this it's volume eight,Volume eight of seasons like one nine through

(01:18:13):
two. Oh, it's really hard. Whatever it is. They had to
group them. Yeah, could yousing that without? What are you playing
at the House Hunters theme at thebeginning? Uh? Oh, dunt dunt
dunt dun do do do do dodo do do do do do? Dude?

(01:18:43):
Nailed it, he nailed it.That's good. All right. So
the couple in this, it's alesbian couple break Yeah, I told you
another element that you're really gonna loveabout this. But man, are they
frigging annoying. Now here's here's whatthey look like, just you know,
lesbians, all right, all right, okay, all right. Basically let's
yeah, their names. Their namesare Meghan and Ellie. And here's a
little intro to them. Meghan andEllie want a larger home in the Washington,

(01:19:06):
DC area now that they're ready tostart their married life together. Wait,
this is like a party bathroom.I love the tile. Problem is
they have very different tastes when itcomes to style. Definitely like a full
open concept, kind of like awhite white boss. Yeah, which I'm

(01:19:28):
sure I'm judging by her choice andpartners. She likes. What is thoroughly
annoying about them. It's not somethingspecific that they're looking for, Okay,
usually think about odd their appearance oranything like that. You will hear it
is the most criminal use of upspeakand vocal fry. Oh it's a combo

(01:19:51):
terrible thing right together. Greg andI are obsessed with vocal fry. All
right, Here's what they do fora living. I'm Meghan and I'm a
micro influencer and I run a localDC food blog. Love sharing it with
all my followers. I'm Ellie.I work in finance. Ellie and I

(01:20:13):
have been together for a little overfive years. We have a little Yorky
named Roxy. Of course you doluencerunemployed. Yeah all right, Now,
here's what Megan wants in a newhouse. I definitely want to stick to
DC City city. I hate drivingand like really just want to be able

(01:20:34):
to walk everywhere. Megan is veryparticular, which I think, you know,
could cause us to maybe be slower. I need to see every option
before I make a decision. Thelight just like didn't do enough, didn't
enough, the light didn't do it. We haven't even gotten like, okay,

(01:20:55):
so this is just the intro stuff. Yeah, when they get into
it, Oh my god, thisis what. And then obviously I've talked
to you about wanting a basement becauseI want a space where we can have
multiple TVs, whether it's football season, basketball season, and can have people
over. I like watching sports,so it's like a basement, like four
or five TVs. My wife isshe's serious. Yeah, brod, guess

(01:21:17):
which one's the sports right yep?Yeah right. Soah, they say you
can't judge it's covered. Yeah,all right, that's wrong with that.
Base does sound pretty rually, allright. So they get to a house
number one, and this is whereyou start to really get the upspeak vocal
fry part. First up a homein the heart of DC, just to
train ride away from their condo.Oh it's so cute. Yeah, I

(01:21:40):
don't see much of a yard,but I do like this open concept.
I love the mantle too, becauseI definitely wanted something where you can like
dictory and that adds a little bitof the charm yeah, yeah, I
had a lot to say about thekitchen. I do love the kitchen all
read. I love this countertop,and I can already tell there's like this

(01:22:02):
nice window the light coming through,and this is the light coming through,
so that light comes through windows,and this is a gray eye. So
it's kind of the two tone situationsituation, like, yeah, bringing it

(01:22:25):
up, but usually trails out.She trails up the vocal front. You
know, the light coming through,and this is a gray eye, so
it's kind of the two tone situation. All right, So the island is
a situation. Yeah, So I'mgonna quickly get you through this next part.
This is like I just to kindof give you, I'm, you

(01:22:47):
know, an idea of just howmuch that was going on through the entire
episode and why my wife is going, why are you still watching? And
again I don't care. Yeah,all right, so here's here's a little
bit, like it skips around.I edit it down to like where you
really get the best the upspeak vocalfry stuff. I feel like this is

(01:23:08):
all Ellie's vibe. There's also abathroom definitely all just new. Oh wow,
so is this your TV wall?I feel like this is say,
bigger than upstairs bathroom. Ellie,this is your backyard. This is saying
it's DC, but this is literallynot the city. There is so much

(01:23:32):
grass, there could be more.Is this Yeah? Yeah, this is
edited down. Yeah, it's goingon. I feel like I'm so tapped.
This is like a party bathroom ofthe tile. Oh wow, their

(01:23:54):
kitchen, I definitely need it tobe more hustle and hustle. Yeah,
I'm the total opposite. If thiswas a very special two hour house owners,
watch two hours of them. Yeah, I say this sounds like somebody
that Greg would hang out. Well, I hate them. Would you tune

(01:24:15):
that out? Well, it's it'sentertaining. You know who's the worst on
HG is Christina on the Coast.She has the worst up speak. But
yeah, you watch the hell outof her. I'm working on a client
house. I already take a highspeed drill to my ear drum listening to
these. I hate them so much. This bitch sounds good, creaking door,
She's trying too hard, sounds likeKardashian girls nails on a chalkboard.

(01:24:36):
Might be the most annoying person ofall time. I take both the bear
and the serial killer over these twobitches. They do sound like, especially
as a micro influencer, you thinkshe would be posting videos so she would
to hear her own voice. Whatthe hell is this now, Greg?
You'd watch them make out? Orno? I would? Okay, all

(01:25:00):
right, I mean so I gotto the end of the episode. Okay,
I wanted to see what house theypicked. But I think we can
slowly change things. You're in thereover time. I feel like this decision
is really hard to make. You'reready, I guess so hey smells so

(01:25:24):
good in here? Yeah, Imade brownies. I made broum it poison
and using the renovated row home.I feel like it's so bright in here.
Take a picture. The kitchen isbeautiful. This house was at top
of our price. It was listedat nine oh nine, and given that

(01:25:45):
the market is so competitive, weended up going and getting it at nine
p fifteen. It's been really nicejust being able to walk to dinner.
Should we go down? Yeah?Yeah? Yeah, I hope it has
lead paint. Do you even haveto ask? All right, somebody murders

(01:26:06):
them. Yeah, I'm giving lesbian'sbad now. I hope they die from
those brownies? All right? Somefinal thoughts from Meghan and Ellie. You're
on the losers of House Hunters.I still feel like it's surreal. I
couldn't picture this before. But thisis pretty cool. It's pretty cool,

(01:26:27):
it's pretty hot. So I didn'tundersell it. I hope that catches all.
And that was quite shocking. It'scold, Ellie, I made brown
but I think we can slowly changethings. You're in there over time.

(01:26:48):
I feel like this decision is reallyhard to make. You're ready, I
guess, so why hey smells sogood? Here? Why I made Brownie
on The wood Show? I don'tknow. I can't predict the future,
but maybe it'll be something like,oh yeah, wow, it looks so

(01:27:12):
much bigger, or something much darker. The Woody Show, Back in the
Bed, It's the show. Ifyou know what I'm saying, Well,
this is gonna blow Greg Gory's mind. Menace has a new toy. I
do. What is the thing?It's an AI assistant. It's AI assistant.

(01:27:34):
It's called a rabbit r one andif you look at if you look
it up online right now, ithas horrible reviews. It looks like it's
the size of a deck of cards. It's called a rabbit r one rabbit
rabbit, yeah, toy brandit.Yeah, and uh it got announced that
sees so eventually it'll be like,hey, you talking to it and say,

(01:27:55):
hey, I would like to booka flight Friday morning, or like
yeah, hotel room in Las Vegaspolice pick one of my favorite hotel rooms
or whatever. But right now itdoesn't do that, and so people are
upset. But it's a standalone gadget. So yeah, my question about it,
and I've seen you show me howto use it something. My question

(01:28:15):
is like why did they just makeit like an app that's on your phone.
It could use the internet and thecamera to separate device. Yeah,
what is the separate device? Dothat just you couldn't use because they kind
of ideally they want to eliminate thephone. They want to make it into
a device like this, But everybody'sgoing to still have their phone. I

(01:28:36):
assuming the phone. We were thinkinglike years in advance. You know,
Okay, today you're gonna get ridof your phone. This can Yeah,
you can't get rid of your phonewith this thing. Besides the fly it
does have a camera on it,so it does do that thing like hey,
what am I looking at? SoI'm gonna say, so let's let's

(01:28:57):
do a great gory about that.I can't remember no screen, right,
so greg, do do something becauseit's going to describe it, right,
YEA double thumbs up and okay,go ahead on the screen. What am
I looking at? All right?So it's thinking, All right, you

(01:29:19):
are looking at a person wearing aT shirt with the text the w C
h Q printed on it, suggestingit is likely the name of a music
or entertainment related event or venue.The person in the image has an exaggerated
facial expression with their mouth open ina surprised or excited manner. The background
behind them appears to be a cityscape of some kind. Oh there is,

(01:29:43):
because yeah, the stuff on thewall, I have it. I
had the camera like really far away, so it took in a lot of
the stuff from the room. Getsyour text in your shirt? Right?
Well, it has like text layeredover other texts, so it probably got
Yeah, we do like a littlebit closer. All right? What should
I do here? I'll pinch mynose and close my eyes. All right,
Okay, hold on, hold on, I was pressing while you're saying,

(01:30:05):
oh yeah, this is any suggestionsassistance related to harmy. She's annoying.
Alright, alright, I'm just usingit incorrectly. That's my problem.
Okay, here we go. Whatam I looking at? Let me take
a look. All right, Iwas holding my breath. The image shows

(01:30:26):
a person wearing headphones and a Tshirt with the text too Fresh and body
show pointed on it. The personhas their eyes closed and appears to be
laughing or yawning, covering their mouthwith their hand. That is weird,
pretty close, all right? Yeah, there was one earlier, because he
has a bazillion different texts on hisshirt. That's yeah. There was one
he did earlier where it was likeit got the Woody Show logo in the

(01:30:50):
background. It's like there's a there'sa logo on the wall in the back.
Uh you know it says the WoodyShow. I said, most likely
there are entertainment. Yeah, somy mind is blown. But I don't
know what I would use that for. I would use it. It's better.

(01:31:11):
The better thing that they've shown withthis. Let's say, you know
those nest thermostats that you put intothe vault, so like if you're doing
installation. They showed a demo whereit like took a photo of it and
it looked at all the wiring andit will tell you if the wiring is
correct or not, and it says, oh, that's you need to move
the red wire where the blue wireis and then switch that and then so

(01:31:34):
also right now, it's like justa better Surrey. But eventually what it
wants to be is like you justspeak into it and you tell it whatever
you want. Does it need tobe on the end. Does it need
to be on Wi Fi? Itdoes need to be on Wi Fi Wi
Fi, or it has a simcard where it can just be on cellar
sell your service, Sell your service. It's called again Rabbit r one.

(01:31:57):
I definitely would want to buy itright now. I wait for them to
do more releases. Okay, uhand that where you can again just to
hey, pick me up an uberor yeah, grab me something to eat.
We know how much they're going togo for are bad? Yeah?
Because my wife had sent me atext saying, hey, is what is
the dog? Because she wasn't feelinggreat and she checked in she was out
running the kids around different places.Hey is the dog over coming? Yep,

(01:32:19):
she's great. She's sitting right hereand I took a picture of her
and uh it was the phone wasconnected through the car play, the Apple
car play, and it said,uh, send it. You know.
I sent a message Yeah she's okay, and included a picture of a white
dog on a wood floor that wasnew. She hadn't seen that before.

(01:32:41):
Huh. Yeah. If you actuallylook at the data of your photos and
all your photos, that will havea description in it. Okay. So
yeah, I got conformation and it'sit's weird, so weird. Look dog
under my dog. Yes, wehave a listener that uses this technology.
That's right, Yeah, you totallyall right. Well there's a new toy.

(01:33:02):
Yeah, toy eighty four Wooding hitus up with the text over to
two to nine eighty seven, willbe right back. Show's love, It's
family, It's the show Naked,be beautiful, show all right, Welcome
back, everybody. Oh yeah,Wednesday morning, Raby's got nerd Now the

(01:33:24):
least of the world of nerds comingup here in a few minutes. A
couple of things. This December.We're gonna see the first Snoop Dog Arizona
Bowl. Oh that's right, yes, presented by Gin and Juice by Drey
and Snoop. Now, this isthe first time in NCAA history that a
college football bowl game has been presentedby an alcohol beverage company. Yeah.

(01:33:45):
So the Snoop Arizona Bowl will airon December twenty eighth. Yeah. Yeah.
Interesting. Also, I'm discovering acouple of things right that I figured
didn't make the Nerd Report. Ithought that that Snoop thing was interesting.
Yeah, Tiffany Hattish got to apretty bad car accident on her way to
tape Dak Sheppard's podcast. Why doesshe always have problems when she's in the

(01:34:08):
car. Yeah, but she stilldid the podcast. She did that.
And uh. Cole Hauser, whoplays Rip on Yellowstone, he thinks there
could be a Yellowstone spin off abouthis character and Beth. So Beth doesn't
played by Kelly Riley. Could Dude, that'd be a show, like I

(01:34:29):
know they're doing all these other oneslike the like in different times. Dude.
If there is a if there,if there's going to be a Rip
in Beth Yellowstone, Dude, Iwill rip for Rip and Beth because Beth
is one badass bitch too. Gregcole Hauser as Ripped. Do you think
Sammy's into him or not into himsmall but does have generic doesn't look like

(01:34:56):
a road hold on. You donot watch yellow don't? I don't.
Wow, that's very every Yeah,No, I would say she would not
be into type in type in ripYellowstone. Yeah, he's too beefy.
There's no, he doesn't have that'scorrect tail. He's too beefy. He's

(01:35:17):
just not he's he's not like husky, but he's you know, he's he's
like, that's a body type.I would enjoy it, but I am
like, not into the face.He's not like generic man. Also,
how old is he forty nine?Yeah? He No, he just looks
a little might as well be hejust look old, too old to beefy.
That's his role on this ship.And again that's why I say,

(01:35:39):
every time you got any bar inNashville, every dude is dressed like rip
Dude. He's he's awesome. Guyswant to be him, chicks want to
do him. Except for Sam,I am shocked he doesn't watch Yellowstone.
That is that is that's a showthat would be up here at well,
I mean the country kind of everyfake country fan, yea fake that's you're
a fake country fan. But everyperson like a fake cowboy want to be.
Today is a natural coconut cream pieDay. Oh yeah, that's Today

(01:36:04):
is National have a Coke Day.And the reason being says today in eighteen
eighty six, like it was thepharmacist doctor John Stiff Pemberton who invented what
is now known as Coca cola.Today is he is a god? Donate
a day's wages to charity day?No thank you, It's a world donkey

(01:36:25):
Day, receptionist day, It's nosocks day, It's reward yourself day.
I can get behind. And thatToday is Root Canal Appreciation Day. I
appreciate the root canals I've had.Those are your holidays for May eighth,
twenty twenty four, nobody, thisis nerd with Bravy and let's see what's

(01:36:48):
happening in the world of nerds.Well, Disney Plus is this close to
being a streamer that actually makes aprofit. We've talked so many times about
how these streamers are just suck holesof money, right, Yeah, Well,
in Q two, Disney reported thatit's combined direct to consumer businesses of

(01:37:10):
Disney Plus, Hulu and ESPN Plusonly lost eighteen million. Congress. That
is like nothing that qualifies as thatexactly, exactly, with revenues of six
point two million, and they say, when you take ESPN Plus out of
the equation, Disney Plus and Huluactually do turn of profit. Now they

(01:37:31):
expect, with ESPN Plus in themix, that they will be fully profitable
by Q four this year. Wow, they have one hundred and seventeen million
subscribers now as of right now,Netflix is the only one that turns a
profit, and they have two hundredand sixty million subscribers, so that's why
they are profitable. But Disney Plusexpected to be profitable sometime this year.

(01:37:57):
Speaking of ESPN, Disney said,just like they've done with Hulu this year,
there's going to be an ESPN tabcoming to ESPN Plus later this year,
so that you only have to turnon one thing because I'm all bundled
up and so I only have togo to one and all the tabs for
everything will be there. So that'spretty handy. Marvel also a big part
of this latest Disney report, BobIger confirming that they're focusing on quality rather

(01:38:23):
than quantity. I thought this washilarious, saying that at most a maximum
Marvel year would be three movies andtwo shows, which sounds like a hell
of it's a lot to me.Aiger said, we're working hard on what
the path is. We've got acouple of good films in twenty twenty five,
and then we're heading more Avengers,which we're extremely excited about. Overall,

(01:38:45):
I feel great about the slate.It's something I've committed to spending more
and more time on the team isone that I have tremendous confidence in.
And the ip that we're mining,including all these sequels, is second to
none. So, as you know, Greg, the Marvel movie scheduled for
twenty twenty five, Captain America,Brave New World, Fantastic four, Thunderbolt,
Yeah yeah, yeah later on thisyear. Only one movie this year

(01:39:11):
as we know that is Deadpool andWolverine, and most of us are expecting
the WandaVision spin off show Agatha Houseof Harkness. Yes, should be announced
sometime soon and drop maybe like inthe Halloween type time frames, since she
is a witch. That's Sammy justbrought joy to mine. I loved Vandavision.
I think I watched it like threetimes all the way through. I

(01:39:33):
love WandaVision. So the first timeI've ever bonded with Sandy over anything.
That's so sweet. I'm Raby andI mean Jessica Hahn would be. This
is the star of Agatha House ofHarkness and she never fails. I'm Rabian.
For more nerd stuff, check outthe Nerd Not podcast at the Whities
show dot com. Nerd I thankyou very much Ravels three times through for

(01:39:54):
Wanda. I think so yeah.I just kept watching it when it first
came out. I loved it.Elizabeth. Also, we don't say,
and you know, we don't get. What we'll start with the celebrities is
when it comes to the birthdays.Here, Enrique Iglesias is forty nine.
Today you got Olivia Colpo, themodel, former Miss Universe. She's dated

(01:40:18):
a ton of people. You don'tknow who that is really. She was
with Tim Tebow for a while,remember when he was with a Miss Universe.
Trust Ryan Lockedy. One of heraxes sanny A Mondola, Oh yeah,
yeah a Christina Cole who was onthat show Suits that everybody we discovered,

(01:40:43):
Yeah, yeah, forty two yearsold. Today you got David Attenborough.
He's responsible for a lot of thosethat nature Donald lot. Yeah,
he's in his nineties. He's ninetyeight and also old school. You got
Melissa Gilbert was Laura Ingalls Wilder onLittle House the Prairie. Oh oh,

(01:41:04):
she's sixty years old. Today.Your porno birthday is Kyla Page and today's
birthday Sluedt. She glows under ablack light. Thanks to her work,
she's been in five one hundred andthirty seven fine films, including Sex and
Dangerous Places Volumes one and three.Greg she was in Big Booby real Estate,

(01:41:24):
Big Booby Real Estate, Yeah,I'll watch it. She was also
in Jamaican Me Horny also Coochie CreweVolume one. She was in Horny Neighbor
Lady. Also hanging by a horthread a hor thread? Yeah, and
who can forget her unforgettable role?And watch me diddle myself. I mean,

(01:41:45):
what's going on there? I don'tknow. I can't put my finger
on it. He did. That'sKaylea Page, who's forty one years old.
Today it man as your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that
is a Wednesday morning look away.What's happening in the world of nerds With
the Nerd Out Report, We're gonnatake a quick Break More Woodie Show is
next. Hang on, they're gonnascan all way for free food real quick,

(01:42:08):
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All right, Well, that's gonnado it for Wednesday morning. You
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one answering the questions the family Feudsurvey style questions. They try to guess
and put ourselves in the mind ofa half baked person. Yeah. Interesting,
Yeah, we had we had thatfor you, plus the trending news
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the Full Show podcast. Just hitup Thewoodyshow dot Com. Come on for
you tomorrow at pre Friday. Wehave a round of zero to political.

(01:42:53):
That's a fun game. Yeah,so really, people could take anything in
the comments section. It could bea super recipe or something about how pickleball
has become really popular wherever they live. Somehow, some way, someone will
turn it into political. Take itdown the road of politics. Uh So
we're gonna have that plus anything youwant to leave for us on the after
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seven seven forty four Woody or finestfollow us on social media at the Woody
Show. M Raby man a seamaass Sammy if you like to add no
Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please. Yeah. There's gonna be a lot
of days that you wish you werea better person, But then you'll just
laugh it off and go on withyour day. Right, that's what you're
supposed to do. Yeah, nottoday. Yeah, just you're supposed to

(01:43:41):
let most things just roll off yourback, especially something so silly, is
right, Yeah, as being abetter person, as if you need to
be a better person, right,Greg, You're a fantastic person. I
couldn't agree more. Don't worry aboutit, Sammy, on the other hand,
Yeah, thank you very much,Greg Gory, thank you so much

(01:44:01):
for it giving the show some ofyour valuable time this morning. You know,
we love it, appreciate you forthat. Rest of you guys can
suck it. We will catch youback here on Thursday. Have a great
day. S M D double M. I quit this bitch