The Woody Show May 9th 2024 Podcast

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class is now in session. Agood morning everybody. Well we're making our
way through the wig. This isgood frognal Law. Yeah, it's not
quite Friday, but it's a preFriday. It's Friday eve. It's Thursday.
Yeah, it is May ninth,twenty twenty four. Welcome you to

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The Woody Show this morning. I'mwhatdy, that's raving. There's Greg Gory,
Hi Menace, good morning to you. Good morning. There's Sea Bass.
We've got Sammy Bort, Caroline.They're both here in the Woody Show
production department doing there. I thinkMorgan is here. We got Vaughn our
video producer, and please as punchthat you are here with us this morning,
giving us some of your valuable timetoday, and if you'd like to

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be a part of the show,we'd love to have you. Eight seven
seven forty four. What he neverneed an invite, You just called whenever
you'd like, contest topic, whateverwe want have to be doing that you
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today. How quickly people can takesomething that has nothing to do with politics

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and take it political in the commentsof any story, any post that you
see. Yeah. Always, Andthe game that we play is we have
something that Sea Bass has a wholebunch of these stories that he found online
or on social and then the guessis how many comments do you have to
read down into the comment section beforesomebody takes it political? And bonus points

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if we could figure out, wow, they made it political, that's the
tough part. The example that wealways use for this is there was one
time it was like a Martha Stewart, We're going to make a Martha Stewart
pumpkin fall super recipe. Yeah arecipe, Yeah, political, And it
was like the second comment took itpolitical. Well, it's not as oranges

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are at the time, not asorange as our president, right, Bullet
zero two political. And you knowit's really good now that it's an election
year, so we've got that,we've got some of the trending news headlines.
Rave's gonna have nerd and out forus this hour, plus the birthdays
the port of birthday and a lotof other stuff to get to here this
morning on the Woody Show, atime for another round of Woody Show.

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Did you know? Okay? Now, with Mother's Day on Sunday, people
plan to spend an average of abouttwo hundred and fifty four dollars per person.
Wow per mom. Yeah, solike, uh, you know,
I would spend on average, likeI would be spending two hundred fifty bucks.
Greg was spend two hundred fifty buckson whatever Mother's Day gifts? Do
you do gifts or just cards?Like I pre sent her some flowers.

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She has them already because I wantedto brighten up her place. But I,
you know, sent a nice vaseand a lot of flowers. So
it was like one hundred and twentydollars. Okay, all right, I
did gift flowers and card probably onehundred ish. Well, then I'll call
her because again the flower the flowerscan be expensive. And again we do

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is a two and one million chancethat you'll die this year by falling off
your bed. Oh man, likepeople always worry about all the other ways
that they're going to die. Gregthinks is going to die every time he
gets on an airplane, of course, or there's a butterflying counter of course.
It's a two in one. There'stwo people at every one million.

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People are really high dying from it. Die from this there you hit your
head, you're asleep, you don'teven know it, and you crack that
thing in just the right way.Or you know, maybe you roll off
the bed and then your partner rollsoff the bed on top of you and
crushes you and they suffocate today.Yeah yeah, but at two and one

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million, that's that's a lot higherthan I thought it would be for something
like that to die injuries. Fine, right over two thirds of women sixty
seven percent say they like it whentheir man talks dirty to them during a
slam. Yeah, I like it. How many it is sixty seven percent,
so close to being sick, soclose A couple more ladies would have

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to say, oh yeah, Ilike that, right, but no like
in the dirty talk. The otherthirty three percent say they want a quote
strong, silent sex. All right, okay, that's how they like it.
Interesting. Sixty seven percent of peoplepolled say that they already have or
are planning a staycation. Those areboring, although over the holidays, I

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do like it, yeah, butdo you what do you consider staycation like
staying home or just going somewhere prettydamn local because I like the local stuff.
He's staying homes fine too, that'sthat's still going somewhere staycationing. You're
just at home, just at home. Oh I thought staycation was like yeah,
like Greg said, somewhere in town, but a hotel. That way,

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you're not at home, like washingyour dishes. That could be considered
staking. It's in the definition.Like when I hear it, I just
think you're just not going anywhere.Okay, you can do like day trips
and stuff, but then you alwaysgo back home. I think it's you're
not leaving the air. This onea vacation spent in one's home country rather

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than abroad, or one spent athome and involving day trips to local attractions.
So you're staying at your place.I mean we've done that a few
times over the Christmas holiday where weused to go everywhere, right, yeah,
and then that that was nice becauseyou love not traveling. Yeah,

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but like typically if I have aweek off, I just need to change
the scenery. Really yeah, yeah, I can see that. Yeah,
I don't need to be doing stuff. I'm certainly not going sight seeing or
doing anything crazy like that. Yeah. Hiking, No hiking, right,
yeah, a lot of hikes.Totally not, totally not, but I
do like the change of scenery.Now, if you think Famous Amos's cookies

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were the only thing that Wally Amoswas famous for, you would be wrong.
Did you know, before creating hisfamous cookies, he was in the
business of making people famous. Hejust covered and signed Simon and Garfunkel.
He was a talent rep for peoplelike Diana Ross, Sam Cook and Marvin
Gay and then he had a bigcookie business. Wow. Yeah, that's

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pretty cool. I think there wasa documentary on him and it was pretty
cool. Yeah, And how difficultit was to open the first shop.
I'd like to see that, doc. The average woman spends eleven minutes a
day blow drying her hair in thebathroom. The average the average check keeps
the same hairstyle. Hey, I'msorry, hair stylist for twelve years.

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Wow, because you got to finda girl you once the one. I
want to go back. A newsurvey of workers found that those who jumped
ship and change jobs since the pandemicare now less satisfied with their jobs than
their colleagues who stayed. Because youprobably missed out because everybody was jumping around.
The people who stayed were probably rewardedand maybe, you know, maybe

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maybe maybe they got like extra moneyto stay. They got a it's just
for staying, or they got promotedbecause people promoted and then they positions opened
up. They've got they've got somemore perks now. Yeah, they got
fun stuff like pizza. Yeah.Meanwhile, everybody was jumping all the same
time. So yeah, you gota new job and whatever else. Yeah,
but the other people really made out. On average, men get a

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new belt every two years. Ohmy god, I get one one in
a lifetime. Basically, yeah,I think I have you still have an
older belt I have. Yeah,well, yeah, it's adjustable. Yeah,
have two belts because they can growand shrink with you. Yeah,
exactly. You know, I guessall belts are adjusted. Yeah. I
was gonna say, isn't that abelt? Well no, I mean it's

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not what do you call it,like a fixed position with just the holes.
It's one that has like a yeahcinches Yeah, yeah, you just
kind of yeah, those things thatdudes use on flatbeds, right, kind
of like that to tie stuff down. It's so odd. I never shop
at Cole's, but every two yearswhen I need a belt, I'll go
to I don't know why. Iknow you can get belts other places,

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but it's just my go to spotfor wearing. Did you know seventeen Big
Macs are sold every second throughout theworld. Yeah, it's a lot of
big macs. Believed fifty would rathertake a long road trip with their dog
than a family member. Okay,if it doesn't count partner, then that

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might be true. Well no,I mean, like, uh, well
the dog would bitch less, right, Yeah, true, true, Although
I don't like traveling with my dogbecause then you can't relax wherever you're going.
Exactly, because the dog specific placedog walked. Yeah, I don't
want to leave it in the room. Yep. I don't like road trips,
so you lost me a road trip. But yeah, I would rather

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a family member than than the dogfor those reasons that, Greg, Yeah,
that's a lot of words. It'sa one It's always a one way
conversation with the dog, you know, like like are you like? Yeah?
Like how about asking you how myday is going? Yeah, tell
me how cute I am, rubmy belly, geez. Breathing through your
nose boost your memory, Greg,Really by improving the transfer of information from

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the senses to the brain's storage network. I think ninety percent of the time
we do, right, So breathethrough your nose a little bit more.
Fifty six percent of people would ratherbe late for work and get yelled at
by their boss than do without theirmorning coffee. How lame both. I
hate that we've talked about it before. I hate that so much. It

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was like, don't even talk tome before. I've people are like so
overly dramatic about the coffee and like, you know, uh, they got
to get that first cup or yeah, like please, I mean you can
talk to me but I won't benice. Well yeah, it's the people
who can't even get out of bed. To me, that's dramatic. I
still need to have it in themorning at some point, like you look

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forward to it. But that thatwhole thing about like you know, I
mean, it's definitely a pick meup and it's noticeable. Yes, yeah,
But the fact that you're going tobe like aggressive in your personality or
you know, like people can't eventalk to you before you've had your coffee.
I'm definitely not dramatic in that regard. But if there's mornings where I
can't get the coffee before we're busy, I'll be thinking about it twenty every

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single second. Did you know astudy finds it too many personal items in
your office can hurt your credibility.Like, think about it. I've thought
about this for a second, Likethink about how we judge people who have
a ton of stuffed animals on thatshelf of the back window of their car,
or you see stuff like that.I judge that because can you see?
Well, it's not about how youcan see, it's like, what
are you doing to me? Itlooks childish? Yeah, you know,

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if you have like a million familyphotos and choch keys and a little plant
like it's like, oh come on, yeah, and here one more little
Woodies show. Did you know?According to Women's Health, moving to a
new city is the biggest change awoman can make for her man. So
he's got a new job or whateverhe's doing, and you decide to pick
up and move with them. Thatis the biggest change that a woman can

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make for her band. That's abig deal. Yeah, huge, Actually,
if you're leaving family, bigger thanbangs, you know, yeah,
yeah, definitely much bigger than abig deal. Well that's what I understand.
Moving is way bigger, well notthat much bigger eight seven seven forty
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We're having a great time out hereis we leave the Woody Show. I
love it. It's great and we'reinto another new hour intensitivity, trading free,
politically correct word. It's a preFriday Thursday morning. It's the ninth
of May twenty twenty four. I'mwhat that's raving he Greg Gory Menace,

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Hello to you, Good morning SeaBass Sammy, Oh yeah, I like
that, Oh yeah, like,oh yeah, oh yeah. I got
the phones over at eight seven sevenforty four. Woodie, you can hit
me up with the text over totwo to nine eight seven. We'll go
zero to political the game. Weare not going to go z a political.

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Well, we have to try toguess how they took a political so
I guess we had to put ourour thinking caps on for that one,
right. Yeah. But Robert F. Kennedy Junior once had a worm in
his head that ate part of hisbrain and then the worm died. He
says that he picked it up duringone of his environmental trips to Africa,

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South America or Asia. I'm notsure exactly which one, but you might
want to know how do we knowall this? Because it came up during
a position that he gave during hisdivorce from his second wife, and he
was trying to pay her as littleas possible. So he listed some cognitive
issues that had diminished his earning powerat the time. One of them,
one of them was the worm.Yeah, you might have something to do

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with it. He was experiencing asevere memory loss mental fog, so he
consulted with a neurologist. But thatwas a long time ago, and you
might be saying yourself, well,then why should I vote for you for
president? But he says now he'sin quote robust physical and mental health.
In fact, RFK Junior posted onsocial media saying, quote, I offered
to eat five more brainworms and stillbeat President Trump and President Biden in a

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debate. I feel confident of theresult even with a six worm handicap.
He sounds like he's on the brinkof death. He does his voice,
I can't sit through it? Andwhat you can't? And what happened to
his voice again? Like why isit like that Poynick something other with his
the what is it? Yeah,it's very uncomferable, makes your throat,

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it does just listening to it.Yeah, zero to political. This game,
Uh, we've been playing it foryears just because we go through so
many news stories and I love thecomments section. It's always fun, well
most of the time, it's fun. Frustrating just to watch people get crazy.
But you can have something so innocuous. SeaBASS found this. One's always

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the example that we use about thethe super recipe. It was like a
Martha Stewart pumpkin whatever, super recipefor fall fall yeah, fall soup,
and like it was two comments in. Somehow someone made it political, and
so we made a little game outof it because people could take anything,
Oh you don't like the weather,it's whatever, you know, it's the
other side's fault. You're a Democrats, the republican's fault. You're a Republican's

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the Democrats fault. Your team lost, same thing, Trump's fault, Biden's
fault, somehow tied in somehow bringup politics so one dimensional because you see
everything, even a super recipe,And so the game is sea Bass has
one of these types of articles,like something that he found online where it's
completely innocuous nothing to do with politicswhatsoever. And then how many comments do

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we have to go deep to findthe first one that made it political?
Zero to political? And what's thefirst one? Here? Seabees Ray,
this is if you were in charge, this would be what you would be
doing. There's a new law whichmakes releasing balloons in public illegal. I'm
the author of that bill. Shouldbe I'm not a big fan of making

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new laws, but that should beagainst the law because it is littering.
Well, if it goes in thesky, it burns off. Yeah,
it burns off, it goes toheav Now, okay, how many here's
there? I'll give you this.Here's the twist. All right, it's
in Florida. Oh okay, doesthe commenting get political in more or less
than two comments? Oh? Isee less being one? Right, I

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say for more. Okay. Idon't think they're that environmentally crazy in Florida,
but it is in and so itcould be something from outside Florida.
I'm gonna say it's the first onewould say number one is political? Yeah,
I agree. I'm just trying tothink of how they will tie it
down. They'll say, let's attachto Santis to some balloon. Ah,
yeah, let him u. That'swhat they'll say. China somebody, Oh

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that's you know what I mean,you know the answer. But that would
have been a good guess, somemore of those Chinese balloons. You know.
The government has almost gotten about marAlago floating away. Yeah, all
right, so regularly, like maybelike some Floridians actually mad about it,
Like when did we become all theselike hippies. You've been to Florida,

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right, true? Yeah, andso like they don't like this. They
think that this is, you know, infringing on their rights. Yeah,
later and kill wildlife. But there'sbut there's a lot of people. Yeah,
I think there's more like ocean mindedpeople. It's like that, I
think, Yeah, usually people wholive Florida. Yeah. I've never been

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to Florida. I just recently wasmaybe Florida based in Florida, and I
thought continuing to look like paradise tome on TV it looks like Evan,
there are a lot of nice,nice aies. How many comments number one
number one, and how they makeit political? All right, that is
absolutely disgusting. What do Republicans haveto do trying to protect the environment or

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what's the apart. What right doRepublicans have trying to pet the environment?
I apologize that comes from the leftto the right. There, I apologize,
all right, all right, SoRaby nailed it on that One's so
many, so much time at Whitey'sfish camp and Jackson, Florida, shout
out my balloon, my choice exactly, all right, nailed it to my

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apologies us are Whitei's fish can zeroto political? What's the next one?
Another Gregory story? Did you knowBeethoven? He may have. We're still
talking about how he died. Newtesting finds lead, arsenic mercury in his
hair, foggl stuff, and theybelieve greg that's because he enjoyed drinking cheap

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red wine obviously of pipes back then, and they think that that all this
stuff leaches into the wine making process, and they believe, yes, and
cheap. He was frenzy. Sohow much was that back in the day?
Half a cent, half a shillingBeethoven money to get better stuff traded
for like a big like sack offeathers or something. Didn't you have dumb

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Beethoven money? Yeah? In fact, that was Beethoven's favorite drink. He
drank a bottle of day or morebelieve it was good for his health,
but something called lead sugar was addedto sweeten the tastes. It sounds like
great Gory's lifestyle right there. Prettymuch. Yeah, although one bottle,
Yeah, that's a nice start,Beethoven or more good for you. So

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the comments on this very odd butinteresting science story about Beethoven, do you
think it political? And more orless than two comments? Oh my god?
Once again? Alright, this isto figure this one out, I'll
say I think maybe the third comment. I'll say it's the second comment,
and I think it's gonna be somethingabout like, how do we get some

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more of this cheap red wine?How poison? Can we send a case
of this to? Or yeah,exactly somebody like that or perhaps fill in
the blank has been drinking this redwine? Yeah, great thought. Any
other thoughts, menace Sammy. Itwould take it a long while to figure

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out. Yeah. Yeah, that'swhy these people have such a trying People
have a real talent for just likethey see something and immediately they know how
to make it political. I didn'tknow Beethoven was like a redneck Republican if
he was drinking cheap alcohol. Soas far as to guess more or less
than two comments, I'll say lessless more less more more more, split

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room, third comment third, thereyou go, guys, right, all
right, and this one, no, the boy. This is a stretch
dump, a ka trump dump postedon high brow social truth media. So
we've already jokes within like four words. Yeah dump posted on high brow social

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never cared for luddy Beethoven had themore on, stuck with KFC and diet
coke. Hee might still be alivewith perfect hearings. Actually post that.
No, it's a joke from someoneon their left from the left to the
right this time. Uh he did. He continued, he might be self

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spraying with disinfect in today. Noweveryone could be stable like me. Oh,
okay, got it? Wow,got it? Like from his point
of that was like sixteen jokes thatwere all bad, awful, really good
stuff. So I looked it up. Beethoven was making one hundred thousand dollars
a year in the eighteen hundreds,making a hear about some of those artists

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back in that era who would diepenniless. Not not yeah Beethoven, Let's
do one more. This zero toopolitical? All right, this is another
science story. This is about boobies. Okay, nice. Now the birds
unfortunately, you know there's things.There's little sea birds with the blue feet
in an old of the web feet. Yeah, nature documentaries. Well,

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it's a it's a story about howthese birds, like a lot of birds,
actually, if the first egg hatchesand the second egg is maybe like
a few days later and therefore smaller, the bigger of these siblings, we'll
just kick out of the bird outof the oh to die. Cparently,
the moms are like, okay,yeah, dick, that's the way life.
And they don't go they don't gorescue that other little This one seems

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easy. So this is again justa science story though, and you know,
the harsh realities of nature. Doesit gets political in one? Yeah?
One, it's yeah one. Andit's gonna be something along the lines
of, uh, you know,we don't do anything to help our own
people, like you're kicking people outjust to be you know, their own.
It's their their own problems, youknow, No, no no handouts.

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I think like something like bringing theborder into it really because of helpless
fulls back over the wall. No, because of the name of the bird.
It's gonna be something about Trump andStormy Daniels or something that I think
it'll be. I wish Biden's olderbrother had done this when they were in
the nest. Okay, So I'mgoing one to also to yes, yeah,

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boy, higher high, all right, menace, I say less less,
Sammy more more is less than twocomments bonus here the first, second,
and third comment or all political.First comment, not a lot of
joking going on here, just saysgood democrats, Okay, okay, okay.

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Second comment swinging back the other way. There are very fine boobies on
all sides. Yes, all right, all right, we're going a little
of them. Point that out inan article about birds. Yeah, okay.
Third comment and this one just adsalso from the right to the left.
And I won't even be to bekind. I won't even say I've
seen certain women fill in the blanktype of woman using their babies as weapons,

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hitting other women with them. Allright, he just threw it.
You could fill in the blank withwhich ever side you want to hate,
exactly zero to political guys, allright, fun stuff. You know,
where were these writers when the Bradyrow was being put? Yeah? The
hell, guys, what could havebeen? What could have been? Way

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better? This is all we gotto check in here from the four one
two res r E double Z checkit in says here at work listening to
my favorite group of radio peeps perthe US. Love you guys, nice,
thank you. Shout out to resone two hit us up with your

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check in on the text two tonine eighty seven. A couple of things
to talk about today. So almostall the customers of that cryptocurrency exchange ft
X are going to get their moneyback. Yeah, which is which is
really Yeah, we talked about thisbefore. It's because it's all trackable.

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Well that's that's the company. Iwas founded by that Sam bankman pre guy.
But the difference mena. But thisis a lot of the value was
in the value of the company intheir own created their own essentially the FTX
bitcoins. Yeah, but it waszero Yeah, but it was backed by
actual bitcoin. So according to anew court filing, ftx o's people are

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around eleven point two billion, andthey have between fourteen point five billion and
sixteen point three billion to distribute.So customers whose claims amount to fifty thousand
dollars or less, they're gonna geteven more. They're gonna get one hundred
and eighteen percent in ren of theamount of their allowed claim. So what

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they say is like, all thatcrypto you know, took that dip.
But if it was, if hewas able to write it out without anyone
knowing that, he would have nevergot caught. Interesting. Yeah, well
because a lot of that stuff.The reason the reason he's in jail is
because the FTX company. Again,this is the one people are making Brady
kind of Brady of a couple ofdays ago. Is they would then funnel
their profits, or they would theywould funnel profits to another company that was

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also failing, another investment firm andthat and when all those investments failed,
well get and people want their moneyback. It doesn't exist there, right,
So that's my question is I guessthey must have had some reserves.
No, they eventually some of themturned around and became profitable interest and then
now they can pay people. Soagain, if he like they locked out,

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if he was never on the radar, yeah, he would be like
still and yeah, well, there'sthis crazy guy from Costa Mesa, California.
He's in the news. Robert McDougallis his name, and he's facing
charge for threatening to kill a doctorwho he claims gave him near constant diarrhea.
Oh god, God, that's gaveit to him. He's got alterative

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colitis that affects your bowels. It'spainful. So back in twenty twenty,
he had surgery to remove his colonto help him with the condition. Ok.
But Robbie says it caused him tohave daily diarrhea at least fifteen times
a day. That's more than raby. Oh my god, in to a
colostomy bag. Uh. Yeah,you can't just run a toilet. Yeah

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I don't. Yeah, I meanif your colon's out. Yeah, he
was. He had to have abag, right, No bag, Well
he was. I guess he wasearly enough in the process. You just
run to the patron back. Okay, must have still had his colon,
right, Yeah. For the pastfour years, he's been threatening the doctor
who did the surgery, According tothe FBI who was involved, He's talked

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about killing and torturing him and saidthings like he needs to feel levels of
pain no living creature has ever felt. He was even posting like videos online.
Here's a little clip of art ofone of the videos. Do you
think that there's a moment that goesby where I don't think about your face
and hurting you, hurting you,jeer it jeer the one you Jariot.

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This was the course of my life, the course of my life, the
course of my treatment. Colidis wasabout to twice the Layer and Zelgens together,
and he just destroys, shatters thelife that I had. Yeah.
So this guy, as you canimagine, not his first run in with
the law. Back in twenty seventeen, he got arrested and kicked out of

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college because he flipped out on aprofessor who gave him a bee. Oh
boy. He also slashed the tiresof two campus security vehicles, and he
carved some swastikas into the hoods.Oh. This guy's so yeah, very
stable. Yeah. His voice remindsme of that one Intervention clip though,
Oh h down inside, I stilllove you. Yeah. By the way,

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Greg, every time you call her, I have a new clip in
my phone for every time you callher. Text this is what I've said
it too. Do you think thatthere's a moment that goes by where I
don't think about your face? Verynice? It's my Greg call. I'll
babe, this is a guy.We're going to see in the news lots

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more. Yeah, wow, well, hopefully not jail. Oh wait,
Coldstone Creamery. They're facing a classaction lawsuit because their pistachio ice cream isn't
actually made with pistachios. I thoughtit was. They used No, no,

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no, no, don't give methat crap. If it says pistachio,
I expect pistachios, it's not anunreasonable expectation, right, they used
pistachio flavoring instead. Yeah. Thewoman who filed it says that she wouldn't
have bought it had she had known. Oh oh, and it just destroyed
my life. Her lawsuit notes thatColdstone has other deceptive flavors as well,
including their mango, coconut, mint, orange, and butter pecan ice creams,

(30:49):
but the judge said her lawsuit canonly focus on the pistachio for now.
Okay, but the word flavor isright there, right, They have
flavors, so it's orange flavor thedifference. And you'll see that on packaging.
You'll see, right, it won'tsay it. It won't say,
you know, cherry whatever. Coldstonedidn't market it, right, all right?

(31:10):
Whatever is this the guy you likemenas somewhere hard. I still love
you. Yeah, that's it.Yeah, that's a pretty legendary clip.

(31:41):
Do we think that guy still lovesHe's not he died. Oh he is
firmed down. That sucks, poorguy. Also keep it a classy.
In Wisconsin, twenty eight year oldguy sixty seven year old girlfriend age twenty
eight year old guy sixty seven yearold girlfriend she didn't see it that way,
facing disorderly conduct charges after they werecaught having sex in the lobby of

(32:06):
the county jail. When questioned,the old broad told the police that the
guy was her boyfriend and that theslam was consensual. She explained that the
original plan was to hang out ata boarding house, but they got locked
out, so they walked to thejail's lobby and they took a nap,
and then they decided to have somesex. Try to downplay it, though,

(32:28):
she said that she tried to coverup with you know, clothing in
certain areas so nobody would see them. But, you know whatever, which
is kind of the boyfriend. Hesaid the same kind of thing. Please
question him. According to the report, all he would say is that he
knew there were cameras around, butthat quote sex happens. Yeah, hard
to believe the boarding house would lockthem out. Look, we were going

(32:50):
to go to the boarding house andhook up there, but but yeah,
she was a jail lobby, justa free for all, so we went
there. I'm jealous they could napin a lobby or anywhere, just out
in public. Yeah, and likethose uncomfortable you know, those county jail
lobby like waiting room chairs. Yeah, not the most comfortable things. I've
had better to see, I've hadbetter seats at the DMV. Yeah.

(33:13):
I can't do that at an airport. You know, you're like, oh,
my flight doesn't leave now for fivehours. I still can't, Right,
you can't just snap No. OhI did fall asleep once. I
was so tired. I spread outacross three chairs in the boarding area because
it got stuck there late at neither'slike nobody around, and so I I

(33:34):
was much skinnier then, so Iwas able to get my legs underneath the
armrests. So I kind of likelocked myself in there. Yeah that's good.
Yeah. I woke up in somuch pain, splitting headache. Yeah.
Man in Florida arrest after he brokeinto his ex girlfriend's house, smashed
the woman's fish tank, and thenflushed her pet fish down the toilets awful.

(33:57):
This is during a quote spree ofdestruction according to the player. According
to the ex girlfriend, about twothirty in the morning, the guy broke
through the back window of the housethrough a picture frame at her demanded to
know where his gun was. Oh, he told him, I don't know.
Smart move yeah, and that's whenhe trashed the place and then flushed
the fish down the toilet. Healso took her iPhone smashed out a headlight

(34:20):
in the window over her car.Cops were called and he was arrested.
I do have a picture of thisguy. Check out all the sweet face
and neck tattoos. This guy hassomebody's goldfish. Okay, so he got
all these tattoos after you met him, right like, oh, you realized
what a sweet guy was, andhe decided to have his relationship with him,
and then he got these tattoos,and then maybe he moved on.
Maybe that's why you're the ex nowwho goes, yeah, this guy looks

(34:45):
sick. He's we have a featuretogether, barbire on either side of the
mountain. Yeah, mustache made aYeah, only pussies have it around their
biceps. Real men have it inthe corners of their mouth. The face
tattoo phenomenon is a great example ofthe Overton window, which is the window
of allowable things, because Overton window, Overton window before and yeah you have

(35:07):
it's the it's the allowable like whatin society is allowable? And somewhere I
don't know what's eight ten years ago, I guess the rappers. Obviously post
alone they started getting face tattoos,And now I see it on just everyday
people. We all have their likea fake. They'll have a fake and
a woman. I think to myself, that's cool man, that's cool man.

(35:30):
Yeah, you and your barbed wireface. Well, barbour guy and
his girlfriend should have kids to savethe relationship. Bar kid, Yeah,
bar well you can see why youknow they're no longer together. Well they
should get back together. Yeah,chance, you should get his gun back.
Oh right, absolutely, this isa guy who should have a gun.
Oh yeah, for sure. I'msure our family members were all for

(35:50):
it. Yeah. I've had somany tracks, I couldn't even tell you
what trees out time. I'm gonnadouble. Now is the show? You
know, we forgot to uh mentionsomebody a big name in today's birthdays.
It's Vaughn's birthday, our video producerVon. It is his birthday today,

(36:15):
and of course menace body trio ofcakes. Cake. I brought chocolate cake
cake and some cake that says HappyMother's Day. I figured like that'd be
like the most freshnest cake. That'sprobably like a vanilla cake. Yeah,
probably butterfly on it. Yeah,otherise that's for great. Kids will argue

(36:38):
like, oh I want a pieceof the rose. I get one of
the roses. That's what we alwaysfight over his kids. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, with the flour icing iceprobably like the corner piece. So
much ice, so much ice.O. How old is Von? I
don't know. I was real quick. Yeah, it was like, yeah,

(36:59):
don't the age of I think thirtyfive? Really? Oh he could
be forty five all right, thesame time he's not forty yet, or
he's sixty, you know, becausethey say black don't crack, don't crack
it, don't crack it, don'tcrack. All right, Well, happy
birthday. I'm going with thirty five. I know he's told us before obviously,

(37:21):
but like, you know, it'snot something I think about every day.
Well, hold on, right,you said what thirty five? And
I was joking, Uh, thirtyone? I like it? Okay,
Yeah, I'm I'm gonna go thirtyfive. I'm gonna say thirty three,
thirty three. I like that.I'm going way older than like you look
like you would be like thirty maybethirty one. No, I think he

(37:44):
looks twenty seven. Oh babe,Oh yeah, bab, I left twenty
Sammy, thirty five was my guess. Thirty five? All right, all
right, it's only because you know, but yes, I'm thirty five years
old. You're thirty five. Wow. Yeah, you look amazing for thirty
five. Appreciate that. Yeah,you have any special plans for the birthday

(38:07):
gift? Though? Oh? Yeah? Sure? What you guys? The
wildest shirt ever? Okay it saysyes, I'm a spoiled son, but
not yours. I'm the property ofa freaking awesome mom. She's a bit
crazy and scares me sometimes. Butit doesn't matter how old I become.
I will always be her little boy. Oh you hurt me, the beast

(38:30):
in her will awake and you willnever find and they will never find your
body. Wow. Yes, shebought me this shirt. That's awesome shirt.
Yeah. Yeah, we have birthday. Now, which cake do you
think you're going to get into?You first? Because nobodys allowed to touch

(38:50):
the cakes. Menace really need youin here to get the piece of cake
right now on the chocolate one firstabsolutely, and then the Mother's Day Kate,
because every few years my birthday withMother's Day, so you know,
okay, so it makes sense,all right, all right, and yeah
again, nobody's ought to dip intothe cakes until the birthday person does.
So if you wouldn't mind getting onthat, I got you. Yeah,

(39:12):
thank you, Happy birthday, Vaughn. If I was as thin as Vaughn,
I'd eat the entire I know whynot why that's why he's not fine.
This is the Woody Show, soonly killers one hundred dollars. It's
another new hour Insensitivity training for apolitically corrected world. Thursday May the ninth,

(39:32):
twenty twenty four, Woody, Bravy, Greg, Yeah, we got
Menace. What's up there is SeaBass? Yeah? Sammy Sier, Good
morning Sammy. Phones are open ateight seven seven forty four Woody eight seven
seven forty four Woody. You canhit us up with a text to two
two nine eight seven. Yes seethe text we just got. Can this

(39:54):
possibly be true? What's that?I have a brag like Sea Bass,
I hadn't same diarrhea, and Ilost eight pounds in one day? Eight
pounds? Is that remotely possible?Yes? It is? Oh yeah,
eight pounds, eight pounds. Ohthat's not real. It depends on true
it's not. But I mean,god, it must be awesome stepping on
the scale and saying eight pounds lighter, like I'm gonna eat some raw chicken

(40:17):
today. Oh I know, butit's it's more about how I mean,
the scale can say whatever it once. If I look skimmier, I'm fine
with that and don't actually have tolike it could be a total like just
illusion, I know. But thenumbers are if you want a hardcore diarrhea,
I eat some unwashed romaine lettuce.Oh yeah, I'm saying that you

(40:38):
don't hit right, like you walkaround and like you're The number from the
scale is like a hovering above yourhead that everybody else can see it.
I just looked it up and itsaid the human body can hold five to
twenty five pounds of human waste.Yeah, oh you got a lot of
cocains, especially you guys, becauseyou won't poop it out on them.

(40:58):
I always say, I'm not heavy. I doesn't need to take it down.
You're okay. So this is oneof those situations I've said before,
like I hear a lot of theseradio people and they say like, oh
man, I share everything, blahblah blah blah, And I tell like
it is, and I go,when's the last time that you got a
little nervous before you shared something?Because that's the good stuff, that's the

(41:20):
stuff you should be sharing. I'mhaving one of those moments and I'm gonna
share it. Oh good, Andit doesn't involve me. We were sitting
at the table yesterday, my wifeand my daughter and I and my daughter's
trying to figure out what to getmy wife for Mother's Day. And we
settled on a couple of things,but she kept getting up. My my
daughter kept getting up and whispering,my ear daddy, why don't we get

(41:43):
her? And she was whatever theseideas like, oh, well it's good,
No, it's not really you know, she wouldn't you know, really
be into that. Uh So shecame up with one of the ideas let's
go to Victoria's Secret and buy hernew underwear. And uh, I go,
well, I said, uh,yeah, yeah, I mean,
you know, people can always useunderwear and right, and she's being sweet,

(42:07):
she's trying to think of I go, I would I go, why,
uh, why why would you wantto get mommy underwer? She goes,
she needs new ones? Yeah,And I go, what? So
I guess I don't know. Maybemy wife was folding laundry or whatever.
And so, so, ladies,you have And because I asked my wife
about, I go, what,Uh, you guys have period underwear,

(42:30):
right, like stuff that you wearlike it's it's not the stuff that you
wear like any other week of themonth, right, yeah, so it
is set aside your pier when you'reusing tamps on your pier, which I
didn't know. I didn't know thatwas the thing, right, all right,
So I learned something. And Iguess that's what my daughter saw.
Your daughter a glimpse of period underBut it was like after it had been

(42:52):
washing everything. She goes, mommy'sunderwear is stained with kaka and she said
just like that, And I waslaughing so hard. I go, Mommy,
is your underwear stained? With coca, and she's giving me the death
stare, and she goes, well, you know sometimes they're they're old underwear,

(43:13):
babe. I but yeah, butmommy, why are they stained with
coca? I'm now now, I'mlike, you're leaning in. Now,
I'm leaning in to tell Yeah,I guess that's hard to wash those out.
But I mean again, they're justkept around for that one. It's
like, yeah, the clothes thatyou keep for yard work or for painting
exactly. It doesn't matter what theylook like. It's not you're wearing them

(43:37):
out to the store. Yeah,I'm just checking them. So you've never
seen said underwear. No, neverfolded the laundry or I have I guess
laundry, or never noticed the peerunderwear. I saw that. I'm not
paying that close of attention to becausehere's the thing, folding chick clothes and
doing that. What a panty ass. Because every shirt the arms are way

(44:00):
longer than the torso, which isweird. Guy's shirts aren't like that,
you know, like they like Okay, So I'm using an eight and a
half by eleven piece of paper likesome people listening, it goes down about
another fifty percent, like the armsgo down like another fifty percent from where
the bottom of the shirt would wouldwould would fall. Right, So it's

(44:20):
awkward to fold a lot of thisstuff. Plus there's other stuff that has
like a scoop neck or whatever.I don't know what she hangs. What
stuff gets fold and put away.Some stuff has those little strings on the
inside of Yeah, half is that, and then and then the uh.
Then the other part is the underwear. First of all, socks are teeny,
like these belong to dolls. Andthen uh, and then the underwear
is so flimsy, right right,yeah, So like I don't fold,

(44:45):
I just like bunch them right yeah, so I'm not really inspecting the you
haven't seen the stains, Well,it turns out those are a period stays.
Excuse you, but they've turned rustcolor, right, Like, why
won't you just get like for theperiod underwear, ladies, Why won't you
just get black ones you can't evensee, you know, just get like,

(45:06):
yeah, get the cheap to getcheap black granny panties billion dollah like
that way. It's like, youknow, you don't have these foul looking
you know, I got to getthere. They're clean now sure, but
yeah, I'm not really looking,so I just kind of like all her
underwear just goes in a pile andI bunch it up and I just put
at the corner of the laundry basketto bring everything back up. Ravy,
what color were your peer panties?Peer panties purple? I get, you

(45:30):
know, like, yeah, justrandom colors. Whatever. You justych you
cycle your underwear. Yeah, theysort of turn into period and so the
period underwear you got caught by surprise. Then you get some new underwear,
and then you cycle some different underwearand period underwear and chuck those period underwear.

(45:52):
Yeah. Anyway, so it wasthat was the new thing. Didn't
know about that. Nice really,I didn't know there was. Yeah.
And you've been marrying how long,uh twice sixteen years? How many pairs
underwear anything? You have? Me? Yeah? I think I told you.
I got like a nine pair total, oh, like probably twenty five.
I used to have a lot more. I got rid of like fifty

(46:14):
plus. Why do I have somany? Because I'm doing laundry once a
week, so you keep cycling inthe same underwear anyway, right, Yeah,
so like and I don't have tohave period underwear, right, So
I don't have no need for that. So I mean I don't even get
to all the ones that I had, but I had to do like a
rotation, you know, So theones that were still left to the other
couple pair, that are still leftin the drawer. When I bring the

(46:36):
freshly laundered ones in, I takeit. I put those on the top
the two that were left, sothat they all warned evenly. That's part
of the OCD thing, right,Greg, Oh, for sure, you
definitely want to rotate. I thoughtabout him, like, what am I
doing? No, you're being normal, being normal normal. I'll just throw
that crap in there. I waslike, the other thing about women's clothes,
the sizing is baffling. I don'tcare at all. I'm a one,

(46:57):
I'm a two. Yeah, that'snot the same negative zero. That's
baffling to me. The other thingis if a woman would wear a two
piece like a bikini to the beach, but if she's in a bra and
panties, like, oh, don'tlook at me, like you're wearing a
legal bikini. Same thing we legalbikinis now anyway, with a stupid spike
shorts and imagine, Yeah, seenin a slip. It's basically a dress.

(47:22):
But it's guys who think that it'sdifferent. Like I've sort of made
that argument too, but I knowa lot of guys will be like,
no, it's different, Like lookingat a girl in underwear versus bikini is
different to them. Is that true? Because if you're wearing a bra and
panties or a bikini, to me, it's identical. It's not identical basically.

(47:45):
Yeah, I would say it's identical. Se sometimes knowing it's panties and
not a bikini, that makes ita little bit more exciting. Yeah,
naughty, there you go. It'sdefinitely not black underwear get bleached to the
pH levels. Okay, well somehowblack man's underwear doesn't. So talking about
peer but lady underwear. Yeah yourblood, yeah as much that. Yeah,

(48:06):
different different fibers, you know whatI'm saying, Like what's going on
with the I don't know what comesout of there about out of their you
know area. They says, whyyou're not supposed to douche right, because,
yeah, because it messes up thebalance or whatever. Yeah, like
go on TMU and get like threehundred and sixty five. I don't know
man'd be good for years. Thatwould be a good use for tea your

(48:30):
period underwear. But just so youknow, I'm not taking my d I'm
not taking my daughter to Victoria's Secretand pick out panties for my wife.
Know what a sweet idea. Itwas a very pure, very sweet idea
from from the girl. Yes,we're gonna take a quick break. We
got some more Woodies show for you. Next phones are open eight seven seven

(48:51):
forty four. Woody hit us upwith the text over to two to nine
eighty seven. I'll probably hear aboutthis conversation. There's this new study out
by Consumer Affairs and I kind ofdon't believe it. So they looked at
what amount of money you have tomake to be considered middle class in each
state. So in California as ofnow, a family of four needs to

(49:13):
make sixty nine thousand to be consideredmiddle class. Really, so it's not
the highest income needed to be middleclass. That would be Hawaii, a
family of four has to make eightytwo thousand, six hundred and thirty bucks
to be considered middle class. Nowthat said money doesn't go as far as
it did even to a few yearsago. Since twenty twenty, inflation has
skyrocketed. Some families who were middleclass, they say in twenty twenty,

(49:36):
are now considered lower middle class oreven lower class. By the way,
to have the distinction of middle classwhere you have to earn the least for
that distinction, you would have tomove to Alabama, Arkansas, Arizona,
West Virginia, or Mississippi. Soall right, all right, So middle
class is just dependent on however muchpeople make overall right, So that means

(50:00):
I mean, yeah, so,yeah, sixty nine thousand, maybe middle
class. It's considered middle class.It's not the idea of how you want
to live, sure, right,but you have like you might not consider
it to be, but other peoplemight consider that to be. Oh,
that's upper middle class. They haveless, and so they're making it work
on less, and so they becauseI remember those days where it was like,

(50:21):
man, they're making twenty three thousanddollars a year, absolutely, dude.
If I got the twenty three thousanddollars a year, dude, I'd
be done. Yeah, because youthink about how you're living and within the
means of your budget and how thingsgo, and the man that six thousand
dollars a year on top of that. Right, remember a buddy of mine
then he got a job for fortythousand dollars and I was like, what,

(50:44):
you're the richest person, I know. Yeah, when I was making
twenty grand a year, my rentwas five hundred a month. Yeah,
all people consider rich somebody that hasa dollar more than you do. Yeah,
I've heard that somewhere. I forgetwhere where that came from. Right,
what's the forecast looking like today,Sammy? Oh? Sorry? Seventy

(51:07):
four for downtown, seventy for OrangeCounty, and sixties a long the coast.
What the hell are you doing about? Was listening to the music.
I know who it was so Icould go it was just jamming. She
was just feeling the jams. Thewood Show, Hoody Hoody, Hoody Hoody
Show. I've been liking these likemusic segments, things like we did the

(51:32):
theme songs, the TV theme songsabout rule. Yeah, we did one
what was that worst Songs in thenineties, which we disagreed with a lot
of those. Yeah, we airband best of seven? Yeah it hair
bands? Or was it a powerballad? Power ballots? That power ballads?
And then we also uh talked aboutsongs that took us back in time.

(51:55):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, peoplelike, yeah, you know,
throw Back Thursday and all that kindof stuff. And I tell you,
man, I'm a sucker for yachtrock. I don't know, it's a
cliche a lot of people, butit really is. You know what,
It's one of those things talk abouttaking back to a place in time.

(52:15):
It just reminds me of childhood.Yeah, it was all over the radio,
right because these were the songs thatwere just on those Yeah, these
are just on the big whatever,the big Popper, you know, the
big popular stations at the time.I remember my mom but the Earth,
Wind and Fire. Sure, youknow, see Christopher Cross my mom singing

(52:36):
the Pina Colada song. Yeah,I mean I told you my story about
Christopher Cross with my mom, Likethat's kind of our song sailing. Yeah,
Like I cannot hear that song withoutimmediately thinking about my mom and it
just kind of like stops me inmy tracks kind of thing. Did you
guys have that experience when you heard, let's say, your mom singing along
to a song and you thought,whoa, how do you know the words

(52:57):
to all these songs? I neverhad that more you've never heard that moment.
I distinctly remember that. Yeah.So the nice people at the Ultimate
Classic Rock they put together a listthe top fifty yacht rock songs of all
time. But I'm all going torun down the top ten for you.
We're not going to go all fiftyyear, but we'll start at the number
ten. Medisine. I just sawhalf of this artist after this band at

(53:19):
the airport a couple of weeks ago. We saw John Oates. Yes,
I had four foot two of themor whatever whatever he is. He's five
foot right foot four five four,five foot four. Yeah. Number ten
on their list is Hall and Oatesrich Girl. This is a great song.
And all these songs man Eater too, you know, don't Man's money.

(53:47):
No, if I'm if I'm notmistaken, this song was actually written
about a dude and they changed intoa rich girl. Yeah. Yeah,
so it's not about like, it'snot a about like any kind of joke
that they were referred to. Yeah, they actually wrote they wrote it about
like some guy. Really. Yeah, but if I'm remembering that that story

(54:07):
correctly, that sounds familiar to youtoo, right, Yeah, so good.
Number nine. I don't know ifI know this song Evan Bishop.
Oh yeah, yeah was one ofthe Guardians movies. That was the other
music thing. We did songs thatyou know, but you might not know
who sings them like you. Inever would have come up with Evan you

(54:29):
Elvin Bishops, sorry Elvin Bishop foolingaround and fell in love in the first
Guardians. Yeah, oh yeah,I love it. Yeah, it's so
good. Now Guardian is that that'ssome good soundtrack and right there? Oh
yeah the best for sure? RightAlso on their list, Jerry Rafferty of

(54:49):
course. Yeah. Baker Street FoodFighters covered this in one good Yeah.
It's also the theme song for theDay Ramsey Show forgetis um Cash is Killing
and the off Home Borrigage just replacedthe BMW as the status symbol of choice.
I'm your host, Dave Ramsey,your calls. That's how he starts

(55:12):
every show. Okay, wasn't ina big movie as well? I think
so probably something more than I can. I can hear it in lots of
movies. You know who else Ithink of now? Every time like a
yacht rock song comes on, Ithink of our friend Jerry O'Connell, because
when he came in here, we'relike, hey, man, you can
play any song you want. What'sit gonna be? He just start rattling
off all these like yacht rock songs. Yeah. So now it's like,

(55:36):
you know, I think about mymom, and I think about Jerry O'Connell
number seven on the top fifty yachtrock Songs of All Time from the people
at Ultimate Classic Rock dot com.Steely Dan Dirty Work No not a great

(56:00):
song, so yeah, yeah,yeah yeah. And then really the king
of yacht rock, Christopher Cross ison the lists number six. The Wind

(56:22):
Right, the Wind Noise Win.I'm trying to picture this video. Oh
I couldn't picture the video. Ijust know the song. I'm trying to
figure out what they're riding. Likethe wind wouldn't be a boat trying to

(56:44):
catch it, try to catch asail, you though, right, yeah,
anyway, Christopher Cross right, likethe wind can hype right now?
I surprise it was that not likesailing right if it's not rock? And
yeah, but this more up tempo, Yeah, I get it. But
a lot of it's just about it'snot the vibe. Yeah it's a vibe,
dude. Yeah, believe me,I'm vibe. It's about a vibe,

(57:07):
dummy. You know, God,get with the yacht rock dude.
How about Seals and Crops Summer Breed. Yeah, it's a rock that's what
I think. Yeah, yeah,yeaheels and cross Seals and Crops Number four

(57:37):
Top fifty yacht Rock Songs of alltime. In fact, the next two
on the list they're from the sameartists. Baz Skaggs is at number four,
with Lowdown the first station we workedout. When we played low Down

(57:58):
there, no as we do.We did not. I can say this
someone, Well maybe I did.Maybe you came in later, Yeah,
I came. We used to playthere, used to be like one song
like the seventies every hour, andLowdown came up all the time. See,
I came into that was squeaked alittle bit when you got there,
Yeah, became more of like atop forty station, and I was playing

(58:19):
like real McCoy. Yeah when Istarted there all the time. When you
started there, Marconi still worked there. Wow. Boss Skaggs is seventy nine.
Seventy nine. Yeah. Number threeon the list also belongs to Boskaggs.
Well, this is the ultimate it'sboskags a number three. Lido Shuffle

(59:10):
number two on the top fifty yachtRock Songs of All Time. This is
Steely Dan once again, PEG,which I don't it's always called PEG,
I don't know, first of allpeg shot just see right, yep.

(59:39):
This is like the best top tenever Greg see Greg's vibe It so hard,
so hard about the finish? Yeahall right, well Number one again.
This is from Ultimate Classic Rock dotcom their Top fifty yacht Rock Songs
of all Time. Number one ontheir list comes from the Doobie Brothers Brothers

(01:00:14):
early concert. I went to theDoobis. Oh yeah, that's so good.
Remember when the Dubie Brothers were onan episode of What's Happening? No,
I don't don't run, I'm notone hundred dude, re Run got
busted because he was trying to likethe show and he's dancing around and his

(01:00:38):
tapercorder falls out of this trench run. The Doobie Brothers stop the show and
they're like, you run so muchtrouble. Yeah, so stereotypical. Wow,
God, re Run guy was trouble. He was What's happening? I
agree? Like these old jams justhit different. Next over to two to

(01:01:00):
nine eight seven, someone's saying thatsomeone saying, man, this is the
music. What's your station played?Forty eight takes me to great places?
I love it, And I knowall of these songs yep bangers, Yeah
they are bangers you find really good, like a yacht rock playlist or you
know one of those online kind oflike Iheartradios got the the guy who runs

(01:01:22):
that I know, remember the micwe like? Yeah, there was another.
We had two program directors. Wehad Mike the show killer, yes,
yeah, and then we had themic we like and this guy every
day he would wear a suit andtie to work. Yeah, shirt and
tie, you know, sport jacketor whatever. Dressed to the nines.
Can work on a dumpy radio station. It was very American psycho now,

(01:01:46):
super nice guy. He was justvery you know, yeah, he's very
like kind of he was that guythat clean cut kind of whatever. Yeah.
Anyway, he runs and uh,he's the one in charge of this
yacht rock station that we've got oniHeart Radio. And he does a great
job because that guy really knows hisstuff. Was I there with you with
this mic that we like? Yeah? Yes, I don't remember the mic

(01:02:08):
we like? He programmed like thethe other station down the hall yeah,
remember him, I do. Yeah, Oh my god, I'm serious.
The mic. We like, well, what that was our nickname for him,
right, the mic? The micas opposed to Mike the show killer.
He was the mic. We like, hey, it's the mic.
We like you worked with him fora number of years. Really, yeah,

(01:02:30):
he was. He was here forman the first I would say,
at least the first four years.Right, m hm oh, I think
I know you're talking about now now, you know, Yeah, okay,
I was thinking I was sad.I was thinking more than ten years ago.
Oh okay, yeah, that micof course. Yeah, all right,

(01:02:51):
Michael Lacrosse Lacrosse. Noway, okay, there we go. We're gonna
think a quick break. Greg's gonnaget some I'm just relieved off he or
something. Memory juice. I thoughtyou guys met way before we worked with
the guy named menace Greg in thefuture. Okay, to be fair,
we did Greg. A couple ofprogram directors named Mike, quite a few

(01:03:15):
actually, probably Okay, but thisis like this was in the show Killer
era, right, My only programdirector that we've ever known that's worn a
suit and tie every day. Okay, now you don't have to tell me.
I get it, put it upnext thing next May next, all

(01:03:37):
right, welcome back everybody. Hey, and the text are coming in.
They really like the yacht rock thing, so that's that's that's going on.
Are going over very well. Thisone says, well, I guess I'm
listening to that rock yacht rock playlistlater. Other people just day drink and
saying, oh to be vibe andpoolside with Greg to some yacht rock.

(01:03:58):
Can you imagine putting on my newgame's list anything optional? Yeah. A
lot of people are making arguments thatMichael McDonald should have had at least one
spot in the top ten. Wellhe did not, really, Yeah,
that's like Michael McDonald like this songfor you, like for sure shirt's in

(01:04:19):
the top fifty. Why I know, But they all can't make the top
ten people. Yeah, we ring. I'm thinking of a little Warren g
you know. Yeah, right,okay, okay, good, good,

(01:04:45):
okay good. Yeah that's banger sogood. How about this one? This
one was getting some requests for BillyOshan. I mean, oh and right
there in his name, come onyacht ruck Caribbean queen. This s yes,

(01:05:13):
she does find me and painted ownjeans, long head. She wasn't
screaming. Think of the number hename gets so many hands. I feel

(01:05:34):
it's like dumb heads, disrespectful fighton't like give it to the time of
she wont details now the ship,same treating and as one love on the

(01:05:55):
run. You guys, no morelove Rush I'll give you. I'll give
you one more, one more thatI saw come over on the text this
is this is a good one too. Yeah, Brandy from looking Glass.
There's a guy You's gonna have tosong that's Brady's whole reference on everything.

(01:06:21):
I don't know Western They serves ahundred ships out days, sayers past the
time and talk of about their homes. And there's a girl in this harbor
town that she works lay in Wiscodown to say, Brian, may fetch

(01:06:45):
your mother. Brown Fish serves outWeisco wind the there with songs used to
be about things, Yeah, aboutjust money and it's about I was a

(01:07:09):
top ten probably hit about a womanwho serves bar for the s Brandy's a
fine girl, fine girl. Interestingto note that Samon isn't no dick about
any song that came out in thelast thirty years. But if you go
back way further than that. Yeah, and all of a sudden she knows
all of them. She's an oldsoul, right, she really is.

(01:07:30):
Oh. I listened to Brandy regularly. It doesn't to this day. Yeah,
but that song Brandy, not theartist Brandy, right, that song
as well as rich Girl halloos.Oh you just in chime the Woody Show.
It's back. It's another new hourin sensitivity training for a politically correct

(01:07:54):
world. It's Thursday morning, Mayninth, twenty twenty four. My name
is Woody. That's Raby. Goodmorning. There's Greg Gored, Hi,
Menace, good morning to you.Good morning Woody. See bass, Yeah,
got Sammy, there's Bort. Wegot Caroline. Morgan's here, Vaughan
is here, phones are open eightseven seven four, Woody. That's eight

(01:08:15):
seven seven four Woody. I hada mega random thought about Bort speaking of
board. Oh oh man. Youknow how like when young youngish people get
a tattoo, you might think,I wonder what they're gonna look like when
they're eighty and they have this facetattoo or whatever. Bort has really really
really long hair. Yep. Doyou think Bort will be eighty and have

(01:08:38):
really really really long hair? Yes? Yeah, really have you ever seen
an eighty year old man with really, really really long hair. Yeah,
I've seen old dudes have yeah,because they're they're missing a lot of the
hair up top, and they stillcompensate with this. Oh these tail,
they still keep it way long inthe back. But I've seen people with
board's hair that are completely gray,but like old old Yeah, Willie Nelson's

(01:09:01):
in his naties. Well, I'msure they exist, but it's not like
every day you see it with longhair. You've also never seen a red
lobster. So yeah, that guyLegit lives across the street from me.
Yeah, really see him all thetime. He loves doing Jeff Bridges.
Yeah, now he's very old.Do you ever see a day where you

(01:09:23):
have to will you ever cut it? Is there a time or the situation
where you ever might lose the hair? Oh? Hold on, hold on
the wrong and there we go?Hold on, are you there? Yeah?
There there we go. If I, you know, start having some
balding issues, you know, likeother people that may be in the studio
right now, I might decide toshave my head. But then if I

(01:09:43):
do that, I'll probably tattoo inmy head. Okay, So it's either
going to be really long hair oryou're gonna shave your head. Yeah.
If I start, like if itgets to like the bad balding position,
then yeah, I'd probably just shaveit off in tattooed. I want to
be around just long enough, livethat long when he's willing to cut his
hair, but like before he goesfully bald. Yeah, I want to
give him like a really traditional,like a fifties male haircut, you know,

(01:10:08):
like where it's faded up like ataper in the back, you know,
like where he yeah, like apart on the side, you know
what I mean, Yeah, likea George McFly. I mean I had
that growing up. I had likebuzzed hair. I had that style.
I had the like the nineties,you know, guy hair that had like
boy Meets World and stuff, likeI had old his hairstyles. When was
the last time you had a haircutwhen I was fifteen twenty years ago?

(01:10:30):
Oh yeah, like like an actualhaircut, not like a trim. I
think it would be longer than hegets it trimmed up. Yeah, neat,
what's the length now? Is itlike middle of the back, middle
of the back, Yeah, likeit was. It was all the way
down my back at one point.Wow, damn, I just I don't
know. Maybe I'm an anomaly.I don't see tons of old men with
really really long hair, Greg,do you want to see me with long

(01:10:53):
gray hair? Yeah? Is thatwhat happened? By the time you're that
old, I'll be six feet underfor decades. So we have this weekend
audio that's coming up this hour hereon the show. And I got a
brand new redneck news here for you. Wood you show if you got three
cars with a total of zero wheels, man Nick News. And today's redneck

(01:11:20):
news is from Sacramento, California,where he got this fifty four year old
fellow. His name is Jason Warren. He found himself in some hot water
because he left his seven year olddaughter so he could go out drink it.
It sounds like Sacramento, but hedidn't leave her alone. No,
he left her with a random homelesswoman. Hi, oh my god.

(01:11:42):
So while he was at the bar, he was telling people that his daughter
had been kidnapped by human traffickers.So concerned, naturally, people called the
cops. When the cops got there, they questioned Jason. He changed his
story. Now she's fine, Ileft her with this homeless person outside of
thrift store. Wow, so thecops you did what? So now he'd
been at his bar for like fourhours, and they go they go to

(01:12:05):
retrieve the daughter outside the thrift store. Woman daughter not there. So now
the search is on. They're searchingall over town. Cops tracked down the
homeless person who had brought the girlto a homeless camp. They said that
Jason had given them twenty dollars towatch her, but when he didn't come
back after a handful of hours,they took off to the homeless camp to

(01:12:28):
get some food. I think theywere serving a dumpster chili that night.
Oh yeah, delicious. So Jasonwas arrested charge with a child in dangerment
taking the jail, the daughter turnedover to relatives. So that is from
Sacramento. Fifty four year old JasonWarren who left his seven year old daughter
in the care of a random homelessperson while he went out drinking at the

(01:12:48):
bars. Damn dude, idiots.Wow, and that is today's read it.
This will be fine, this willwork, And why make up the
story about the kidnapping, right,just go do your drink? Yeah,
talk about yeah, I mean.Yeah, homeless people can't babysit. Yeah,

(01:13:10):
talking, it's very class. Thatis discrimination her right, give her
twenty bucks and that seven year oldshe was really hurt. Oh way,
she was just fine. Yeah,had some nice dumpster chili. Dumpster traumatized
for life, traumatized for life?Hard? Why because she's homeless? That's
very rude. Wow, I can'tbelieve glasses. Oh damn, the nerve

(01:13:32):
of the authority. They are notpeople. Yeah, we're gonna take a
quick break and then we've got thisweek in audio. If there's anything you
like to be a part of herthoughts? You got about anything? Eight
seven seven forty four What he wouldlove to hear from you? That's the
laugh of superiority. Ship in timeto check out with Sea Bass here and

(01:14:02):
see what was happening this week inaudio. And the best clip this week,
hands down, is the Rick Flairdrunk at a bar in Gainesville,
Florida. Cliff heard about this.We got quite a few clips from him.
So he said Paisanos, which isa pizza placed in Gainesville. He
said he was there for like hishis No, he was it was somebody's

(01:14:25):
graduation, like his girlfriend's daughter's cousinor something. But he was there for
a graduate. Okay, fine,middle of the day he's hammered because that's
what Rick Flair does. And apparentlyat some point he was wanting to go
to the bathroom real bad. He'sgot some kind of stomach issue, and
the assistant manager in the kitchen wasin there just taking a huge dump and
wouldn't let and then there was somekind of exchange of words between Rick Flair,

(01:14:46):
who's in his seventies by the way, So he's drunk, of course,
so he goes back to the barand they then say, hey,
Rick, Bud, you're cut off. You can't be yelling at our ergers.
That's how it goes. Why didn'twrong spend money, put over and
break backs, family and friends here? That is bad for you. Why

(01:15:09):
would it be? Well, watchthose media tomorrow, watch social media.
Well you better. I don't likeyour name job Nicolas. All right,
so number one, Rick Flair pullingthe I'm famous. Okay, that's a
that's a douche move. I wantsocial media and he calls hi, Nicholas

(01:15:30):
d head. Yeah damn. Alsosounds like that when he's not drunk.
This is true. Yeah, hesounds like how he sounds what they call
that dry drunk? I don't know, but yeah, he's he's got wet
brain. He's he's been his brain'sbeen scrambled. I think famously, Hulk
Hogan said in one of those documentariesthat he'd never seen Rick Flair drink water.
He's always so. Now he's so. Now he's still talking to this

(01:15:53):
manager. They're trying to kick himout, and there they argue about again,
there was some kind of altercation atthe bathroom about what happened there.
You don't have to fu you don'thave to do this to me to be
literally my family. I'm not gonnamean it. I didn't do what you
long. I walked the bathroom.You're Peter Costa, Really what is the

(01:16:15):
whole world? Are you living?What that cost him? You saying you
said the cost of I didn't sayone cuss word. They weren't to throw
down. Meanwhile, there's Holland Oates. I can't go for that playing in
the background. I mean, howcan anybody be mad when Holland Oates is

(01:16:36):
like tearing it up in the backgroundagain, a pizza place attached to a
hotel. Yeah, yeah, inthe middle of the day. So he
says there was a cuss word.Blah blah blah blah blah. So at
this point, the female bartender stepsin and says, hey, Rick,
you gotta just man, just getout of here. Come on, right,
Well, Rick has an offer forthis bartender proposal. You said,

(01:16:58):
no, man, I'll give youa just him kiss my ass. You
want to be you are your Instagramkiss and so you're you're a cool Along

(01:17:20):
comes dip Ish. I'm sure there'sa bathroom in the lobby, well wells.
But again, if you're we allhave done food service at some point.
If someone said, hey, here'sa thousand bucks, call your manager
at Ahl Yeah done, yeah firedat McDonald's, right, And it was
for way less, way less.I think I got maybe forty five dollars.

(01:17:44):
The guys working the ground. Iwas working the drive through. The
guys are working the growth. They'relike, we'll give you, and they
had there was always cash on onthe table for different dares or whatever.
It was my turn. I accepted, and I had to swear at a
customer through the drive through. Solike the thing goes off and I go,
hey, you fing idiot, that'sfor one dollar. Yeah, well
who Donald's. I worked in apizza place for two years. I probably
didn't make a thousand dollars. Andit's a woman in the car with kids,

(01:18:08):
like the manager who looked like thatthat big fat chick from This is
Us. Okay, Yeah, she'slike Jeff. And I wasn't that was
the thing. I wasn't allowed toapologize, but that that was more than
I made in the day, absolutelyand yeah worth it. Yeah, and
then I took it. How canyou get mad when I can get drunk

(01:18:36):
though, because we're justling it.He just can't go for that, you
know, no, no, sohe calls him the one guy, a
dipish and keeps calling names. Allright, I'll say again, you're a
gyp. You can't forget out rightnow? Thank god, I won't come
back yet, thank god, comeon here and talk. And we're like,

(01:18:57):
man, I'm not going to dothat forlock. Oh. So rick
Ela escalates it from name. Let'sgo outside. Yeah, that doesn't work.
Manager says, no, I'm onthe clock. I think I'm good.
I know a clock you're on.Yeah. Look, Rick Flair may

(01:19:17):
be drunken in his seventies, buthe has done a lot of the trash
talking for decades. He has acouple of lines. Yeah, he can
go back and forth. So atthis point the other patrons at Paisanos have
had enough. One guy looks likehe's about thirty five. I guess he
doesn't know who Rick Flair is,and he says, all right, yeah,
a tough guy. You're not gonnago outside. I'll go outside with
you, all right, work here. I don't give it. What's that?

(01:19:57):
Oh God, your bi and you'reinjecting yourself into this came and this
is what we got going watching thevide again. You check this out on
TMS. He's got a copy.I don't know who would win because Rick
Flair get old and drunk, buthe has and he doesn't know. He
doesn't Wrestling is not real, butthe guy who's challenging him is kind of

(01:20:19):
not. Like he's not a badass. I would still go with that guy
really all day every day. Someonein the texture said, I like how
these fake wrestlers things. Fighting inreal life is the same thing as you're
fake wrestling and you get your asskicked at the bar. Yeah, I
mean, the one person who's reallyskilled is Rock Lesner. He will kill
all of us. Also, likeI would you look at Rick Flair not

(01:20:43):
intimidating, you look at the rockthat's intimidating, right, right, there's
a difference. He's a current daywrestlers. I would not want to mess
with What about some other audio?What he got there Sea Bass? Well,
guys, I know we've all beenwatching the Drake be very closely.
They're one of us. Has well. This is ABC seven New York.

(01:21:03):
They're reporting on that shooting. Remember, Yeah, but there's a little slip
up. Oh okay, lots ofquestions to night about a security guard who
was shot outside the mansion of theraper. Wrapper. That's also that there's
many there are many allegations about Drakeand potentially some underage ladies. Yeah,

(01:21:25):
the Raper Drake yips. He promisesnothing happened with Millie Bobby Brown. He
called me baby when she was likefourteen. Yeah. This week in audio,
Okay, guys, uh, WilliamShatner's new album has finally come out.
Yes, we've been previewing this fora while. This is the one
he taped in d C. Ithink Ben Folds was leading the orchestra.
O. Yes, random and sothey've they've finally released all the tracks,

(01:21:48):
Thank god to William Shatner's new album. Uh, it's all about the world.
You know he went to space.Yeah yeah, and then then that
made him realize, oh, theworld so small. He'd serve urb environment.
And if you haven't, if youhaven't been following, if you hadn't
been following William Shatner for the pastfour or five decades, he does these

(01:22:10):
stupid spoken words talxing things. Thisone's called are You the Bayou the by
You? Are You? I hatehim so much, God, young mushrooms

(01:22:33):
stop. Yeah, it's your fault. This was a sold out Kennedy Center
again. To stop paying him money. Yes, not a singer. Just
because he acted one time doesn't meanhe's good at everything, and in fact,
he's bad at this. And hesaid he's willing to go back and
do some more Star Trek. Yeah, as long as they d a jem.

(01:22:56):
What I'm impressed by though, withhim that he's ninety three years old
and he's still doing speed and allthis stuff, and he looks incredible anyways,
age or so they want hear anotherone to Okay, now this is
not out yet, so I'm unlookedat William Shoot. Shatner said he's got
two new albums. One was thisLive at the Kennedy Center and this album.

(01:23:17):
And he's got a dis album forthe Raper Drake. He has a
new album for children again, it'sa nature themed thing. There's there's not
out yet, but he has releasedone single called Elephants and Termite. All
right, Elephants and Termites William Shatner'selephant center like one giant one, so

(01:23:45):
small, when elephants get itchy,but they squirm and jump in twitch,
all right, all right, that'sactually better than the first. Kids like
that. He's getting crap because thecover art is obviously AI generated and you
can't. You can't be in theActors Guild and claim you don't like AI
and then start you saying, yeah, jerk, I heard that song and

(01:24:08):
I thought, raby, when youheard that Elephants of Termites? Did you
not think of a TV theme immediately? I mean, I'm hearing something.
I'll tell you what it is.Disenchanted. What's the Matt Groening Show?
I mean, not exactly right,but I down a little bit, didn't

(01:24:30):
get out of my head anyway.Okay, So I knew a Shatner.
It's out there, all right.Well, we're gonna have some more of
this week in audio coming up foryou right after the break here on The
Woody Show. Hang on in afew shouldn't I just man up and stop

(01:24:51):
being a whining kleef boy? Thisis The Woody Show, and we're gonna
jump right back in to this weekand audio. I know Ravy is loving
the combination of two of her sportsheroes. Caitlyn Clark. Yes, Antonio
Brown maybe just announced his retirement officiallyfrom the NFL. Really he was on

(01:25:14):
this. He really wanted the Steelersto take him back, like Mike Tomlins,
a father figure. But he's retiringa Raider. Awesome? Is that
true? I'm sure the Raiders arethreat? Can he just call that?
Why? What his last team was? Tampa Bay? Yeah, it doesn't
matter your last team? He canyou get to choose. I guess I'm

(01:25:34):
not sure played an actual game forthem? What about what the Raiders say
he was? I forgot he playedone stupid game. Jason Whitlock's podcast and
from about a month ago, AntonioBrown got blocked on Twitter by Caitlyn Clark
because he made various comments, includingthat she probably doesn't shave her private parts.

(01:25:55):
The full Bush comments. Right sonow, Jason Whitlock and Antonio Brown
discuss Caitlyn Clark blocking him the elitewoman's sports, pioneering it the way you
want to pioneer it. I havea daughter. They look up to you,
look up to everything you guys aredoing. So shout out to you,
Caitlyn Clark. And if it's Harry, don't worry about it, all

(01:26:15):
right? Actual, Yeah, butit wasn't pioneering, rights him. Audio
of an interview with him before.Yeah, I wish we had like his

(01:26:39):
early days with the Steelers. Whata nice guy. Everybody loved him,
hard worker, yep, I neverdidn't complain. I mean, he had
diva ish tendencies, but he backedit up on the field. But then
he got took out by podcast perfecthitting right in the head so hard.
And it's you guys, And nowwe have this around the room. He

(01:27:02):
has started a new Twitter beef Guesswith whom who's he gonna be? Oh?
I did hear something? Who wasit? Someone who's beef and back?
Not not sports related. I'll gookay, good, okay, Okaylue
not sports, not sports? Whoto be beef? I forget I did,
I can't remember. Maybe I gotYou're closed Antonio Brown beef and with

(01:27:27):
Hillary Clinton. No, he claimsshe's blocked him. I don't think that's
true. I think she's Why wouldshe engage Antonio Brown? Then he also
come out he's a Trump guy.Now right, well he's now jumped on
these you know, the Hillary suicidejoke train, and then yeah, so
that's that's his current. He's donewith Caitlyn Clark and her posts. Everything
is hashtag c T E s pN, which is really c T E

(01:27:51):
joke from about him. All right, this weekend audio always fun. The
wheel of fortune fails, and thatis all we always do. Will propose
this to men, okay, yes, so menace this lady. She had
only three letters left, okay,and it's it's du blank blank dash blank
illed platypus. So d you blankblank illed platypus? I'm sureing us men

(01:28:14):
going to print out for you,but I think everyone listening can probably fill
in the blanks. Yeah, soshe's got out, Okay, So she
decided to spin and buy another letter. What letter would you buy if you
saw du blank blank illed platypus,menace. Uh okay, okay, because
because of what the word is it, which is duck and then and then

(01:28:35):
a b. There you go,okay men duck bill platypus. Yeah.
Yeah, Well this lady, forover seven thousand dollars, chosen chose pioneering,
it chose this. All right,let's strive by calling a letter.
I'm going to call an F.Marie, it's your turn. I'd like

(01:28:57):
to solve. Okay, Doc buildLet's drive by calling a letter. I'm
going to call an F. Whataudience? What does she say later?
What she thought it was? Theyusually don't go back to the background,

(01:29:21):
don't boots. They usually don't goback to shame them too hard, menace.
I wish they would, Yeah,I should. I was speaking of
game shows, Greg Drew Carrey.I hope this is not accurate. Okay,
So Greg knows what this play's goingto be. He was doing interviews
about the new fall season on CBS, and here he is talking to Entertainment
tonight. W how long do youthink you will do this? Because Mob

(01:29:44):
did it a long time. I'llsave for the record. I want to
die on stage. The micro runin my head. I think Bob made
a mistake by retiring, and I'mnot going to make that same mistake.
As long as my heart is stickingand they want me to be on the
show, I think I'm going todo the prices right. I just love
it. I think I was madefor it. Just don't ask the audience.
It's just like, give me theeasiest gig out. Yeah, he's

(01:30:04):
not wrong there. He should diewith the mic in his hand. Easiest
gig of life. Yep, Greg, should that be maybe next week that
he dies? When is that true? You don't host it, You've ruined
it this week in audio. SoI've been getting a lot of crap oth
here and a few people online evenabout the cyber truck, and any little
headline like myself and Menace have talkedabout, is blown out of proportion.

(01:30:27):
Anything wrong with the cyber truck.Oh you can't. You can't wash it
in the sun. Well you can't. You're not supposed to wash any car
in the sun for for best results, jackasses. One of the big videos
though, is people put they'll closea little front trunk the front of the
cyber truck and they'll hold a carrotunderneath the little wedge there and they say,
look, it chops the end ofthe carrot off. That could be
your finger. The cyber truck couldbe ripping off fingers out there because the

(01:30:51):
safety mechanisms isn't working properly. Soidiots with cyber trucks they're testing it.
Yep, here's a cyber truck tester, Jeremy Judkins, first with his arm,
with his hand, and then withhis finger. Everybody's been waiting for
this, the finger without further ado. Oh that's kind of bad. My
finger is shaking. It kind oflocked down on it and I was a

(01:31:15):
little bit freaked out because I didn'tknow how to open it up. I
was kind of trapped. Luckily itdetected resistance for a little bit and opened,
so it worked out it was supposedto. So it did hurt.
It did like kind of clamp ontoit and lock it in there. Now
let me point this out again,menace try exactly. And in fact,
Mercedes Bins and BMW have both beensued for actually chopping people's fingers off on

(01:31:40):
their self closing trucks. So thisis not a cyber truck problem. Whether
it's a side of the cyber truck. It's like trying it out, testing
it out. There's another guy.He actually broke his finger again, which
is possible to this guy, I'mgoing to put my fingers against the cyber
truck and see if it crushes myfinger. First, I'm going to test
it out with this stick and hopefullymy finger doesn't break that. There is
the stick immediately broke, right whathappened on Andy car? Yeah, so

(01:32:03):
here he goes again. Ready,Oh my god, I can't even move
my finger. He broke it.Idiot. Everyone has just disregard that.
Yeah, disregard about that. Sevenyears ago they had people have chopped off
fingers. Yes, and they're beingsued different disregard every But it's because it's
new and it's elon. People wantto crap on it and dummies like wood

(01:32:26):
you'll fall into the trail and sofar it's the biggest vehicle flop of all
time. Because that is absolutely nottrue. That's the Laurion. But anyway,
so cyber truck will not chop offyour finger, unlike other models which
have been doing it for a year. There is the audio everybody more Woody
shows next time on the show.Right back, I'm showing that out there's
is it two good? It's prettygood. I hope it's not too though,

(01:32:49):
I'm thinking maybe it's not good.The Woody show Man. Welcome back
everybody. Hey, yeah, it'sa Thursday. Hey, Rave's got nerd
out coming up here in just asecond, we'll get the latest in the
world of nerds. Plus, Igot some of the birthday's part of our
day there for you two. TodayMay ninth, twenty twenty four. May

(01:33:11):
ninth is National butter Scotch Brownie Day. Oh, butter Scotch brownie. I've
had a butter Scotch brownie. Iknow I'm a fan of butterscotch. I
do like that. Sounds like it'sreally good. Today's National Mescato Day.
Okay, yum? And uh no, I remember his little kid or you
know some of his got little kids. Chances are they have alphabet magnets.
Oh right, yeah, yeah,yeah, Well today is Alphabet Magnet Day.

(01:33:36):
It is also Lost Sock Memorial daylylost socks. It's crazy, yeah,
mystery of life. And you knowwhat you do if you have that
one extra sock that could become yourJoe sock, so you can repurpose.
Yeah, don't just throw it away. Yeah, just don't throw it away.
Yeah, use it. I havea couple of sting in my sock
dark Yeah magic right. M H. Today is tear the tags off the

(01:34:00):
mattress day. Now. Can wealso combo this with if you still have
the sticker on the driver's side windowof your car. It's like that transparent
warning sticker that they put up there. Take it off, like stop the
store, get some goog on.Just peeled off, peeled off, wipe
that. You don't need it there. It looks dumb, looks so dumb.

(01:34:20):
Oh, Greg, I meant toshow this to you. May know
what that sticker says. When Iwas in the hotel room last week,
I thought to myself, who hungthis sign? You know that they have
that sign on the back of hotelroom doors about the emergency exit route and
everything else, and like who hungthat? Look? How crooked? That

(01:34:44):
awful? I tried to move it. I tried to like kind of like
peeled off and kind of half putit back on, but like it was,
it was really solidly on there.Have you ever checked into a hotel
and kind of like spruced it up? Yes, like make the plant the
lamp, like the lampshade has acrease in it. Yes, you gotta
put that towards the back. Dothat all the time. I wants to
look at that. I do thatall the time. This chair would look

(01:35:06):
way better here, and this lampcord is totally visible. I can hide
it behind the curtain. Yeh didthat? But look how willy nilly that
thing was awful. That's ridiculous.I would change rooms. Sixteen point seven
million people were tuned in for lastSaturday's photo finish of the Kentucky Derby.
Yeah, noise. That is theirlargest TV audience since nineteen eighty nine.

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Well, because more and more peoplecould bet right from their house. Yeah.
Also to see more young people embracingDerby. It's so weird. I
see all these young people embracing golfDerby like old Yeah, it's like old
timing studying. The only time Iheard anybody talk about golf in recent memory
is when the whole live golf thing, right, that was it? That

(01:35:49):
was it. It's okay, it'sthriving. I'm talking about maybe going to
like a top golf or something likethat, but I'm talking about any form
watching golf actual golf. Old timeygolf country clubs are packed, but are
the locals packed too? Yeah?I mean it really picked up steam during
the pandemic because that was one ofthe only sports to do. Yeah,
aby c. Greg is bringing backExtreme Makeover Home Edition. Really I thought

(01:36:13):
that guy went downhill and had abad reputation or something. Yeah, because
then the people couldn't afford the taxeson the house or something like that.
I don't know, but they're bringingit back. Also bringing back Who Wants
to Be a Millionaire. They're doingthat this summer with Jimmy Kimmel as the
host. And I thought about Ravyon this one because it has come up
that Jerry Seinfeld unfrosted movie. Right, Okay, I watched it. Greg

(01:36:35):
watched it. I watched it.I heard an opinion on this where they
said it's funny the people over fiftyfive because it has too many references to
things that younger viewers have never heardof, which I'm like, Okay,
I see a lot of really oldtimey references, but it's so not cohesive.
They said. Yeah, they saida lot of fun cameos and childhood

(01:36:58):
flashbacks. For me, it wasisn't over the top enough to be completely
farcical, and it wasn't silly enoughto be hilarious. It's just it's really
kind of in a weird It feelslike a oh, look who's showing up
now? Right? Oh, itfeels like a project done by a guy
who's got a billion dollars. Imean it looks cool. Usually it's awesome.

(01:37:20):
I'm saying, he gets to dowhatever he wants, and if it
doesn't work out, whatever, he'sgonna be fine. It's right. I
mean, I liked it. Ithought it was fun, but that's me.
Nintendo says they're going to make anannouncement about a successor to the Switch
Home time waiting for this sometime beforeMarch of next year. God, Braby's
going to explode because there's like rumorsthat when they put this thing out,

(01:37:44):
it's going to be accompanied by anew animal crossing. First of all,
out and if it's a companied bya new animal crossing, we're going to
never see you again. But ifyou haven't played Animal Crossing, haven't for
you. I haven't. It's beenat least a couple of years. True,
at this point, your island isover run. But I found other
games, but I'll go back toa new one. Of course you would.
You know, all your animals diedoff Flip we divorced. All the

(01:38:09):
bushes are huge, are overgrown,a bunch of garbage everywhere. Let's see
what's happening in the world of Nervespresents Nerd Nut with Ravy and what you
got for us today? Rave.So I like James Gunns Suicide Squad movie.

(01:38:29):
That's where John Cena came around asPeacemaker. That's where that character debuted.
But the end is Hell is stupid. They're fighting this villain that's a
giant star with an eyeball called StarYeah, and I'm like, oh my
god, this is mega dump.Well, actually Star was a character of
people are going to pretend like allabout Starro And now the Internet is wondering

(01:38:53):
if James guns putting a similar characterin the Superman movie that he's currently filming.
Gun put out the first in thisweek of David corn sweat Ass Superman.
He's sitting in a chair like pullingon red boot to his suit and
I'm like, oh, looks likeSuperman, you know, But there's this
giant fireball looking thing that's streaking pastthe window and the Internet thinks this is

(01:39:15):
a comic book. Deep cut solaristhe Tyrant Sun, which is essentially a
giant son with an eyeball. Oh, they're just guessing. I don't think
anybody believes that a tyrant Son wouldbe the main villain of a universe that
is like this Superman movie is kindof the launching point for but could be

(01:39:38):
a weapon of like a legitimate villaingreg like Brainiac Brainiac or Notorious or somebody
like that. But I was like, oh God, please don't put another
starrow thing in a movie, becauseStarro is so legit dump. One of
the things I like watching Prime videoshows. You can pause a show,

(01:39:58):
like for Invincible for example, whichis an animated show. You think,
oh, I know that voice,and then you can pause it and it'll
pop up who's in that scene?Same thing with the song. You hear
a song in a Prime show,you hit pause and it pops out what
song then is? Yeah, Ithink that's a really really cool feature.
Well, Amazon has an upfront nextweek and they're gonna roll out something like

(01:40:20):
this in ways you can interact withproducts now, So they're gonna have shoppable
carousel ads. Wow, they're gonnathey have ads in their shows now.
So if an ad comes up,you can pose it for a QR code.
So if you're interested in that,that's awesome. And it sounds like

(01:40:41):
if you're watching Fallout, for example, like a live action show on Prime
Video, they might have a productyou are interested in. You hit that
pause actors song, product QR codehgonna pop up. There's been websites like
this where it'll show like a scenefrom a TV show. Yeah, and
I'll tell you what the items are, but to be able to actually and

(01:41:03):
it'll like go right here, Amazonlevel, that's seamless. They are just
it's so awesome. So they're goingto talk about it at upfronts next week
and they want to roll it outrelatively quickly because The Boys is returning in
June and that's one of their mosthigh profile shows. But according to Amazon,

(01:41:23):
they have an average monthly ad supportedreach of two hundred million customers.
WHOA, you have a product you'renot going to want to pass the effect?
Yeah, that's somebody that gets itright there. Yeah, exactly.
I'm raving for more nerd stuff.Check out the Nerd Not podcast at the
Woody Show dot com nerd, Ithink very much, Raybels, you got

(01:41:45):
it, Doug. It's time foryour birthdays and your birthday show. It's
Shiverday. It's Shiversday. We're gonnasit. It's Shiversday. And you know
we don't do starting with the celebrities, And normally I wouldn't start with this
one, but because it's Greg's personalhero, the lead singer of Depeche Mode.

(01:42:09):
Is it Dave's birthday? It's DaveGon's birthday. I don't believe you're
at work. Why am I here? Yeah? Greg? How old is
Dave today? Is? Normally Iwould guess sixty nine, but there's no
way, no. How old isit sixty? I start since you're a
big fan, like he's either sixtyone or sixty two. He's sixty two.
Okay, wow, Yeah, they'vegot sixty two today, all right,

(01:42:31):
Sammy National Hall. One of yourfavorites, Billy Joel, Yes,
his birthday today. How old isBilly Joel? How old is Billy Joel?
He's in his seventies. It's seventyfour, seventy five. That's pretty
good. James L. Brooks,one of the three guys who developed The
Simpsons and he is eighty four.Yeah, Mary Tyler Moore show Taxi things

(01:42:56):
like that. He's eighty four today. You've got Rose Dawson, who is
forty who is forty five today,Mary Malser daniel Son's daughter, Samantha LaRusso
on Cobra Kai, she's twenty eight. Ghost Face Killer Menace from the Wu
Tang Clan. How old does ghostFace Killer today? Menace? Oh,

(01:43:17):
I would think he would be likefifty two, fifty fifty four. Wow,
Yeah, guys are pretty close today. And then he got John Corbett.
He was Aiden on Sex and theCity. He was Chris the disc
jockey in Northern Exposure. He wasthe non Greek groom in My Big Fat

(01:43:38):
Greek wedding. He is sixty threeyears old today. And he got Candice
Bergen Murphy Brown. Oh, itwas seventy eight. Your pornod birthday today
is Maya Kendrick. And she's beenscrewed tighter than bottles leaving a winery.
That's the new thing, the screwtops, you know, Yeah, they're
acceptable now, which is weird.I think it's weird. I still prefer
cork. Yeah, she's been inthree hundred and sixty nine fine films,

(01:44:02):
including Double Stuffed Delight. She wasin Ripe for Milking Volume one. Oh
god, yeah, also Blazing Bush. She was fantastic and I married the
wrong brother. Oh no, hereyou go. This is for Greg and
for Sammy. Maybe you guys canwatch It's like a movie night is something
for each twenty It's lesbian cheer Squadchronicles. Yeah, wait to the weekend

(01:44:26):
or watch it tonight tonight? Okay. She was in that seventies orgy.
Also Venus Pie Trap and who canforget her? Unforgettab This is another one
for Sammy. She does love theholiday movies. Huh. She was in
All They Want for Christmas is analOkay, what's that about? Oh Christmas
so nostalgic. Santa's coming down herchimney. Oh that's Mike Kendrick, who

(01:44:50):
is twenty eight years old today,right in her. But that's right good.
And that is your Parno birthday,your celebrity birthdays, and that it's
a Thursday morning. Look at what'shappening in the world of nerds with your
nerd out reports. We're gonna takea quick break. More Woody shows next,
hang on it's The Woody Show.Buila wouldn't approve The Woody Show.

(01:45:16):
Well, it is time to wrapup quickly. Tell you what you can
find on today's podcast, the Thursdayedition of The Woody Shows in the books
and waiting for you if you goto the Woodieshow dot com. Today we
played zero two political. Oh,it's amazing how it's like something so innocuous
you can get so many people goingzero to politics in the comments. Yeah,

(01:45:40):
it's always fun and disturbing. Wealso talk to you best yacht rock
songs of all time? Love that? Yeah? See that's chill love did
I do? I know it's likecliche and kind of overdone at this point,
but I still love me some yachtrock. Treading news headlines, raves,
nerd out and more. It's allthere on the Thursday podcast. Just

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hit up Thewoodyshow dot com. Now, the greatest news of all is that
tomorrow is Friday, and tomorrow onThe Woody Show Friday Fail Stories. We
got our dumb ass contest, whichwould be the du IQ and a topic
we were just kind of talking aboutoff the air, decided to bring it
on the air. What's a celebritythat's been ruined for you. Ah,

(01:46:21):
yeah, Raby had mentioned what Iwas quite surprised about. But yeah,
there's a celebrity that you really likedand something happened. Maybe you had a
chance to meet them, or theydid something and all of a sudden,
it was like they went from heroto zero in your book. Yep.
So we'll do that in anything elsethat we could do to get through the
morning into the weekend as quickly aspossible. Tomorrow Friday here on The Woody

(01:46:42):
Show. In the meantime, takeadvantage of that after hours voicemail to leave
us any thoughts you got if youlistening to the podcast or you think about
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no Greg Gory parting words of wisdomplease Yeah for a throwback Thursday. Kids

(01:47:06):
today will never understand our anguish becauseback in our day, if you missed
a TV show, you just missedit forever, right. You had to
wait for the summer rerun, orunless you were lucky enough to know somebody
who taped it. I mean backbacks day, you couldn't. That was

(01:47:28):
it. Okay, you guys aresuper old then yeah, I'm at least
a VCR generation. All right,Thank you very much, Greg Gory do
it. Thank you so much forgiving the show some of your valuable time
this morning. You know I wouldappreciate you for that. The rest of
you guys could suck it. Catchback here on Friday. Have a great
day, s MD double M.I quit this speitch