The Woody Show May 15th 2024 Podcast

Gloryhole Challenge, News Headlines, Redneck News & More! 

Episode Transcript

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It is due to the graphic natureof this program. Listen to discretion is
advised. The Woody Show, Abe, this is the Woody Show. Insensitivity

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Training class is now in session.Hey, good morning everybody. I'll today

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it's Wednesday. It is May fifteenth, twenty twenty four. Oh, happy
payday. Heyday, what fifteenth?I knew it had a ring to it.
Yeah, yeah, chi ching,I knew I had a chi chen
to it. I love it.It's Wednesday morning. Thank you for being
here. We are the Woody Show. I'm Woody. That's Ravy. Good
morning. There's Greg Goory. Hi, we got Menace, there's Seed Bass,
Sammy, there's Bort, Caroline,we got Morgan Vaughn and you on

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the phones at eight seven seven fortyfour, Woodie. You can also hit
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Whatever you'd like to be a partof today, or whatever you got

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to say, we'd love to hearfrom you today. We're breaking out the
Gloryhole challenge. Nice, that's beenextra great lately. Somebody on the receiving
end of the studio glory hole justtrying to guess what the items are that
are being passed through the glory hole, just using their blindfolded just using their
face and their mouth to figure out, you know, what those items are.

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Of course, we'll get caught upon the trending news headlines. Ravey's
got nerd now before the hours upalong with the birth it's in the porn
of birthday. Just a lot ofstuff, a lot of random stuff to
get to this morning. Uh hereon the show, a couple animal things
for you. We'll start with someanimal stuff. Everybody loves the animal stuff.
Which breed of dog is the dumbestfrom personal experience, the French bulldog.

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The French, my guess would be, and they're adorable, but a
beagle Beagles are on the list.They're the third dumbest. They're like perpetual
children, they're like toddlers. Yeah, that's the third dumbest. Brilliant yea
Beagles definitely on there. S Nope, the most annoying for sure, the

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best hearing, yeah, not onthere. Yeah, the dumbest breed the
cavalier King Charles Spann be friend.Yeah, yeah, yeah, your neighbors.
Yes, they're cute dog. Thatis the dumbest dog breed. I
didn't realize that they were dumb.You never noticed their being exceptionally stupid.

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Yeah. Yeah, the name isso proper that you would know it would
be perfect. Yeah. Next onthe list, Rottweiler's really really dumb.
Wow, I thought they were highlytrained and heads like bricks. Really.
Then you got beagles bassett hounds numberfour on the list, and then Pekinese.

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I wonder what the criteria was dog. Well, they said, these
are mostly dogs that were bred andinbread to be companions to royalty, like
long ago. So these dog breedshave like one particular trait like strength or
tracking that does not require a lotof intelligence. So that's just how it's
happened. No, royalty wasn't takingcare of them, well no, because

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they had a staff to do that. Well. And again they were just
inbread to be companions to royalty.Like, all right, just sit here
and you don't have to really doanything, right, Well, I saw
this dog. You don't have tofit for yourself. This documentary about the
Buckingham Palace and how Queen Elizabeth Corgi'swould walk around and they would poop in
the palace. Oh yeah, andthey just have you know, the royal
servants running the royal they don't care. Yeah, let's see, speaking of

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dogs, a zoo in China,they have some people upset because, uh,
they put together a panda dog exhibit. Yeah, the dogs super cute
since they don't have any actual pandasthat you can see. Yes, so
the chow chows they've been trimmed anddied to look exactly like pandas. And

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you know, people are screaming animalcruelty. Okay, I mean because they're
trying to get people out there touh you know, to go to the
zoo, draw the crowds and stuff. I mean, I'm not that upset
about it. I wouldn't call it. That's weird for a zoo to do
something. Yeah. Yeah, butthe zoo defended their decision saying that they
do not use dye that is harmful. It's harmless, it's a harmless time.

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But I mean, did they consentto it, That's the other thing.
I mean, no way. Yeah, But then again, a dog
doesn't consent to have you clip itsnails, no kid anything, put it
in little outfits, or humiliated bypushing it around in a stroller. One
of my dogs so cute, thesweetest dog ever, right, but the

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second you go to clip it's nails, there's like, oh yeah, growl,
yeah, yeah, I mean youknow, I love my dog.
Of course I have a suicide packedwith her. Yeah, I told you
about that. She goes, Igo, I go, she goes.
That's what we just agreed. Sheagreed to this. Yeah, she agreed
to it. But man, isshe dumb about stuff. It's it's funny.

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It's a it's a Golden Retriever thingbecause I see these videos that pop
up and they go, well,this is how you know you have a
Golden Retriever. They're scared of randomthings. Oh you know yeah, and
it's dumb, like she is nota typical dog. Does not like to
be in the car, like freaksout, start shaking as if we're like
we're taking her. A lot ofcars, a lot of dogs don't like
being in the car. Man,that was never my impression. My my

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impression was always like, man,you say, I want to go for
a ride. Yeah, most ofmy friend's dogs just jump in. And
I've never had a dog that likesthe car any other any other dog I've
ever had any kind of interaction withmy parents. Dogs are like, you
want to go for a ride,and they just jump right. I love
it, Yeah, like I wantedthat, like, you know, head
kind of out the window, likeloving life. I feel bad for her
that she's denied that she doesn't havethat joy. Yeah, she doesn't have

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that joy. She does not enjoywell, she's much like her father,
does not enjoy going for the walk, like she shouldn't do it, but
it's under protest. But she's notlike dying to go outside, like she
wants to go outside in the yard, but she doesn't want to be put
on a leash and it's weird andthen taken out. That's bizarre for a
Golden Retriever on a on a walk. And then I feel bad for it,
and thank god my wife is kindof bummed out. But thank god

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she doesn't like water, yeah,because they're I agree, and so like
there, thank God is right.We know some other people that have goldens
and they jump right in the pool, you know, and they're constantly wet.
Like you got constantly dried it.Every time they see any kind of
body of water, they're flopping themselvesinto it, right, Yeah. Yeah,

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And she's a lady, she isn'tyou know. Yeah, yeah,
I'm in the same boat. I'mso glad my dollocates the water. My
dog is afraid of the most randomthing in the world, my toaster.
I don't keep the toaster out onthe counter because it's utilitarian and ugly,
so I only take it out whenI need to use it. And when
I take it out, she shakesand runs away. I was just seeing

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it. Is that like the toastpopping or something, just because she knows
it makes a weird beep and shejust hates it. You know those electric
rackets that I have, you knowfi stuff, And if I bust out
that electric racket, they lose theirmind. Really, they started attacking it.
I think it is like I thinkit emits a sound that maybe probably
probably there's some probably some high pitched. Yeah, they do not like kicking

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up On another animal related news andalso back to China, really weird stories.
People are like, what the hell'sgoing on with this dude? This
guy was performing CPR on this unconsciouspig in the middle of traffic. Okay,
Yeah, So he bought these twobreeding pigs to take home. One
of them passed out in the backof his car because I guess it was

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hot and there was heavy traffic.So he carried the pig to the side
of the road and tried to reviveit through CPR. God pig didn't make
it. You guys made it tobreakfast the next day. Who yeh,
whoa. The ham was unbelievable.Yeah, so fresh. You've seen those
firefighters that like they do CPR onlike squirrels. Yeah, yeah, cats,

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yeah, everything, Like people bringhim like a fish to the vet
like why I know, get yeah, not floating quite right. Yeah.
Here, we'll construct this thing forseven thousand dollars. This fisherman, an
Avid Angler as he's known, ArtWeston, and his trusted guide, this
guy, Captain kirk Kirkland. Kirkland. Yeah, they made some catches and

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they were fishing the sam Rayburn Reservoirin Texas and they got this massive two
hundred pound prehistoric alligator snapping turtle.Oh my god, I wouldn't go near
that thing. And a potentially recordbreaking one and eighty eight pound alligator gar
a gar. Yeah, Weston hookthe turtle, which put up a fight,

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I bet yeah. They brought iton board though, and then the
following day managed to land this enormousalligator gar, just obliterating the existing record,
which was seventy pounds. Oh myalligator car. Yeah yeah, look
it up, alligator gar. Ohwow, that is a weird looking turtle.
That is gross. Yeah, it'sjust got like plates on its Yeah,

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it looks like it does look likelike armor. Right. Yeah.
By the way, alligator snapping turtlesconsidered a threatened species in Texas, so
they they released it good. Andthen the uh the International Game and Fish
Association, they're they're going to proveWeston's catch and this will shatter that previous

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record. I would think, yeah, here's uh, this is this guy.
I remember watching this thing. Isaw this on TV. This guy
he's a he's a turtle catcher,but he just kind of goes out into
the swamp and with his bare hands, he's like feeling around with his feet.
Yeah right, he's like, Igot one and reaches down to this
muddy, nasty water and he pullsthe turtle out and he starts like doing

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this like no, no, no, no, no no. Yeah.
Oh is that the live action guy? Thanks, I'm crazy, but they
can't help. But a lot yougot one lifts it up. Yeah,
he looked for you. Ain't gotno leubble. You can't catch him,

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you can't see him. Yeah,I have deep that mode is that's how
got dig I'm standing on it back. Yeah. And he's bouncing me up
and down. I'm not doing this. He's trying to get me off.
Oh he's trying to get him up. Oh yeah, carefully. There's got
the kids in the car that Ithink that's the guy that screams live action
before live action live action. Theseturtles are huge. Yeah, yeah,

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I gotta bind his head with myfoot once you find his head and get
reached down. And now when youcame out of what he made a little
noise there? What was that?Oh that's a red little wind and yeller,
that's it there, yell. Everytime you catch something at your let
me hear it. Let me hearthat. You gotta do that little crowd

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or you know, I give youa power you know before you can catch
a No, you got in then, and yeah, I got a quarter
shown me in a quarter Cherokee.Yeah, yeah, another quarter is a
p that's a Yankee, and yeah, you know our Union, and the
other quarter is a Confederate all right, yeah, yeah, because that's in
your twenty three meters Confederate and Union. Oh my god, that's exactly how

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it shows up. That's what Iwant to do. Put my arms down
into a muddy swamp without seeing anything. He am. His foot's on the
head, so he knows he's notgoing to bit Now, Greg, your
dream is to live almost in completeisolation. Correct, Well, that's what
this woman does. She's on thebanks of Georgia's Satilla River, and she
shows how she even has to navigatethis gator filled water just to take out

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the trash. That's how isolated sheis. To isolated. So once she
finishes her kayak journey with the trash, then she has to get on the
ATV to finish the track. That'sjust to take the trash. Act.
God, Greg, you're down no, and I'm thinking like nearest neighbors,
like five miles not getting the kayakto remove the garbage. She does find

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solace in her surroundings, saying thestruggles are nothing compared to the mental and
physical health benefits of an isolated lifestyle. If you if you want to look
her up, she is. She'son TikToker names Katie. All right,
Katie. Uh, just type inGeorgia, Sattila River, Okay Katie and
then it'll it'll pop up. Apparentlyshe's very popular because like all these off

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the grid people like really, she'slike a hero to them. Mm hmm
I bet kayak Katy. Yeah.See there you go, garbage kayak Katie,
kayak Katie. Yeah eight seven sevenforty four. Hit us up with
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for a politically correct world. It'sWednesday, morning. Yeah, May fifteenth,
twenty twenty four, Woody Raymi rightvenice Hi Sea masses over there getting
the glory Hole set up, GloryWhole challenge coming up this sour there's Sammy
morning and we got the phonees overbut eight seven seven forty four, Woody,
Oh my god, what is inthe gloriohole? What's that? A

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big load of grain? Wow,it's been there for a minute. Ain't
no hand. That's good. It'sjust a big old globrh my god,
Glory Hall is really getting like almostyeah, beat up a new one,

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he retired. No, no,no, This is how you know a
good glory hole, A rich it'sgot battlescars, such a history, a
storied history, rich history. Yeah, load of goop. Well so anyway,
that's uh, that's coming up foryou later on this hour again,

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phones are over at eighty seven sevenforty four. What he hit us up
with a text over to two tonine eight seven. Speaking of uh freaks
and weirdos, we did find somebodyfor are here to defend segment on foot
fetishes. And here's what's crazy.It's somebody that I know. Oh yeah,

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they're a syndicated radio person awesome,and they're not shy at all about
this like foot infatuation that they've got. No but there's like, all,
yeah, it was like Quentin Tarantino, Jack Black, there's like all,
there's a big long list of allthese celebrities who are opening about it.
Yeah, weigh in de feet.But yeah, he's willing to come on,

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so that'll be I think we havehim lined up for Thursday. Okay,
awesome. I wonder if you'll feeldifferently about him afterwards. I've known
him for a while, Like Idon't know him super well, Like he's
one of those guys that you know, we've both been around for a while,
and you know we've in the samebusiness. It's yeah, and we

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see each other, goh, hey, what's up, man, Hey,
what's up? And then we catchup and yeah nice. Yeah. Yeah.
But I was surprised when I heardabout it, because I'm like,
hmm, I wouldn't have pegged himfor a would I would have. I
wouldn't have guessed that he would bea foot guy. But it also doesn't
surprise me a weird way. Buthe's getting me very upfront about it.

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So any questions you got, ready, He's ready. To he's ready to
answer them. Hopefully he can answerour main question, how did you start?
Yeah? But things got really weird. In Italy, this older guy
was caught sticking the nozzle from agas pump up his butthole and pleasuring himself
at the same time, like olddude, And there is video of this.

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Uh. The local paper wrote itup like this. It said,
quote, a sick bloke has beencaught with his pants down, literally shoving
petrol pump nozzle up his bum whilepleasuring himself. What the hell? Yeah,
sounds local to England. Nobody's surewho he is. He was gone
by the time any kind of lawenforcement got there, but plenty of people

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were yelling at him to stop.What are you doing? And in case
you're wondering, what would happen ifyou are a person who would wish to
have a gasoline enema? Yeah,what would happen? Doctor say? It
would be extremely painful and you wouldprobably end up dead if you didn't get
immediate medical assistance. There was nothingto say this guy was like shooting the
gas Yeah, just that he putthe nozzle on his beehod Yeah up my

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god? Yeah? Really weird,right, I think dementia. Sometimes it
strikes me it's so hot. Maybehe likes the smell of gasoline. Yeah,
I know a lot of people do. But do you smell with your
butt? I mean, but theresmelling arouse? Yeah, you can't help

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smell. But I never thought to, you know, put the nozzle there
exactly if you have a touch ofthe dementia. Yeah, maybe, I
don't know. But have you thoughtabout putting up there finger because that was
a big thing for a while.They were, you know, talking about

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and all the maxims and all especiallylike all the cosmos and you know what,
he'll really love someone else's and yeah, oh yeah, not my own.
I could reach I could reach testit out, do you think it
is. Look, I can easilyreach my ass from here, I mean

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used to get a digit insert Yeahokay, yeah, I put a suppository
in there before. I kid knownanybody who couldn't reach their Make sure.
Some people are the body builders,because they are they got their lats are
so huge, their trips are sohuge. They can't even wipe their pooh.
So yeah, they have one ofthose stick things, right, they
have a stick or they have todo maybe a professional shower job and so

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it makes like you think the thousandpound sisters could get back there. No,
no, no, not them,But like, yeah, I'm not
the thousand pounds sisters. I'm notgreat, but I'm not bad. Yeah.
Are we really arguing whether I canget a finger on my own behind?
Believe I see it? Yeah allright, yeah try it the way
go Yeah, nozzle story. Whenall these articles are out there, I

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considered it for a moment. I'mlike, no, dude, it goes
back to that whole thing. Greg. It's like, I'm perfectly satisfied with
what I've already got, right,But at the same token, I do
think that you are less open totrying stuff. Oh yeah in general,
yeah, obviously, especially something likethat. Right, yeah, no,
thank you, I'm good. Yeah. You're the only person we know that's

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ever left an orgy. Regrets regrets, I know. Tom Brady says he
regrets doing his Netflix roast. Hesays, quote, I loved when the
jokes were about me. I thoughtthey were so fun, But he doesn't
like how it affected his kids.It's the bitter seat, he says.

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It's the bittersweet aspect of when youdo something that you think is one way
and then all of a sudden yourealize that I wouldn't do that again because
of the way it affected people thatI actually care about the most in this
world. So I'm guessing it's probablythe stuff about like you know, Giselle
Trainer and you know, just theyou know that didn't go over well.
And yeah, I watched the interview. He said overall that he enjoyed doing

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it. It's fun for him.But how old are is his kids?
Like, what, who's who's theyoungest? How old are they? Oldest?
One with a different person, right, dumped her when she was pregnant,
right, Yeah, that's wife personloaths Tom Brady, absolutely loathes him.
But she was pregnant because of that, and the hotter woman was out
there. I was supposed to doa supermodel. He's got sixteen, fourteen

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eleven, that's old enough to watchit. That's for yeah, to be
aware. Yeah, yeah, thesixteen year olds playing in high school.
All right, the sixteen year old. I'm sure it's fine with other than
like maybe you're getting a lot ofcrap from your friends. Yeah, but
I mean, your dad's a verypublic guy. All that stuff there,
they're not even not even talking abouthis mom. They even bring up the

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fact that he makes out with themright on the lips. I'm surprised no
one did. Well, it wasprobably a rule. Well what I've heard,
there were no rules though. Yeah, they said that it was like
the comedian. Yeah, the comedianscollectively said that they would leave the kids
out, like, leave the kidsout of it, because I agree,
that's that's not fair. Jozelle's fairgame. Sure, but that's already out

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there, right, you know,like everything about her the kids on the
lips, that stuff was already outthere, that was in his own documentary.
Yeah, but there were comments abouthim abandoning his kids and stuff like
that. Yeah, Oh, Iguess the two because he chan football over
them. Yeah or whatever. It'salready done. He already did it.

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He won't do it again. Whywould he do it again? But if
he had to do it again,he said he regrets it would make a
different decision. It was awesome,all right, So Gloryhole challenge. All
right, we're doing that next.Who's next? Morgan actually said that she
would volunteer. Oh yeah, reallyokay, Yeah, she's always a good

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sport, she is. I'm willingto give it up. I'm not going
to retire. No, she went, I mean this is really good,
the glory whole. Yeah, Imean if she wants to try it,
yeah, look give her. Shedone it before. I don't think she's
done. No, Sammy has aright and loved it the best on her

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face right, probably still scarred,huh, and she got sprayed with all
that's right everywhere. I'm surprised thegloryhole survived the eggnow, because that was
a lot of moisture. It's onlycardboard, I know, well most of
it went on. So it's ain studio glory hole. And somebody will
be blindfolded. I guess it'll beMorgan on the receiving end, and she

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can only use her face and hermouth to try to guess the items that
sea Bass will be feeding through thegiving side of the glory hole. And
then, yeah, we just cleanedup all the goober gretr. I don't
even know what. Usually Sea Bassand I will have a little conversation to
get an idea of what we gotgoing. I have no idea what the

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items are. This time around,we'll tell you what they are before we
get started. It's that way,as you're listening, you know what she's
trying to guess. Uh but yeah, only using her face and her mouth.
Will see how she does with theGlory Whole Challenge next year on The
Woody Show show nobody asked for It'snot that all right, So it's time

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for the Glory Whole Challenge, youguys, and we have Morgan who has
volunteered to do the glory Hole thistime. We might want to move that
microphone closer to the gloryhole itself sowe can. By the way, the
way you all described how gross itwas last segment, it's like ten times.

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Yeah. I know, I gota real good look when the lights
went up, and I'm like,oh, it's so grody, so crusty.
All right, So I'm gonna adjustthat microphone. Okay, yeah,

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that too. He's a perfectionist,you guys. Yeah, nice, Well
we should have when they read thestudios that have had table mounted mics and
said piece overhead mics because you've gota big arm in your face half the
time. Yeah all right, okay, So the Gloryhole Challenge, we have

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Morgan on the receiving end, andshe's gonna just have a blindfold on.
She could not use her hands.You can only use your mouth and your
face to try to figure out whatthese items are. The sea bass is
feeding through the glory hole. Youcan't use your mouth. Nothing will hurt
you, nothing will poison you.No, nothing, nothing gonna hurt you

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or poison you. I've been injured, yeah, emotionally all right, So
Morgan, why don't you go outin the great because we're gonna We're gonna
tell the listeners what are all?Yeah, hold on, she's on her
way out. This is a partthat I rarely get to hear. Yeah,

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okay, uh, sea bass?What do we have? I have
a number one. Well, Iwas making my trip to my local Filipino
grocery store and I thought, oh, there would be some good items for
the Glory Hall challenge. Starting offvery easy with some fishcake, corn dogs,
fish cakes or pork or beef hotdog. You got a nice fish

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sausage in there, and some breadcrumbs. How is she going to guess
that you tried one? How wasshe going to guess what that is?
Yeah? Okay, I'm just wonderingwhat we're accepting as an answer. She
gets fish cake corn dogs. I'llbuy every one breakfast for a year.

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Our second, I've had this.Gosh, this is a staple of you
know, you guys have this everyweekend, basically fermented mudfish and rice.
What Filippino's goodness, gracious, gracious, excuse me. So it is cooked
rice, young mudfish, salt,corn oil, ginger, and garlic.
It is gonna reak in here fishsausage, fermented mudfish and rice. At

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the end, well, a littledesserts, just like like fruit. You
might guess what fruit this is.It is duran fruit. Here's mess up.
Wait what is that get you?You have? You have no frame
of reference on Durian? No,oh my god, you can try a

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little well just wait, just wait. All right, well I go.
I think she's gonna go for three. Oh yeah, she's not getting any
on this one. All right.Somebody waved Greg back in. Okay,
hold on you well, she's gota blindfold on. All right, come

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on, all right, here wego. She's being led back in.
She's got the google eyed blindfold.Yeah, all right, and uh here
we go. Door slams. Okay, she is. She is seated next
to the glory hole, and weare ready for you're smelling something already.

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Is it delicious? Really good?I don't like that you're laughing, but
it smells good. Okay, amI in the hole. You're there in
a little bit. She's going rightthe full mouth. She just took a
bite and she read in a lotof bread. All right, she's got

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Is it a corn dog? BecauseI biden you know the second five?
Yeah, bit the stick a littlebit. Yeah. Now, I've never
done that. She dry though.She did not waste any time. She
just dove right in there. She'sfacing full mouth. You admire her bravery.

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I thought that's why you did it. I do look like she's directly
facing the hole. Yeah. Iusually take a side angle so I can
get like at what it is first, Well he gives a little nibbly yeah,
or let's just rub his cheek andthen scream for about yeah. Ye
okay, so uh this is actuallyit's it's it's it's called a fish cake

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corn dog. Yeah. So themiddle of it is fish instead like yeah,
fish, it's fish sausage sausage,and then there's cheese on the outside
and it's breaded kind of like alike a corn dog or a muzzirella stick.
Oh, so we were going toaccept either Yeah, yeah, that
was good. I didn't taste thecheese part at all or the fish.
It just tasted like a really breadycorn dog. Really, as a show

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taste drive on a scale of oneto ten, what are you given that?
Really? Wow? What a wonderfulexperience. I think it's a high
number because I was expecting something likegross. Yeah, pleasant, Yeah,
all right, I like this game. Okay you say that, I know.
All right, So this is itemnumber two. Okay, going in

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a forward little she's still facing directly, her mouth is open, her tongue
is out, and she's just she'sjust she's tongue flicking. What's on this

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stone? I'm trying to get alike a all right, kind is this
your fingers? Sea bass? No? What what are you tasting? This
is gross? It's something kind ofspicy, spicy, not like the texture
of almost like spicy tuna, groundtuna where it gog Take the heads off.

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So I can remind everybody what thewhat the item is? Do you
get my strategy? Now? Smellthis is mudfish and rice. I know
I can't find it with lo farthers. There's something is it like an oyster

(31:11):
or something. There's like a isthis some fish? Okay? Track?
Yeah? Is it? Hold on? Yeahs Oh my god, is this

(31:34):
what y'all were talking about the otherday? To salmon? Sperm? Sperm?
Thank you want to take another shotat it? It's really really wet.
The right family for the salmon something? Did you take a bite of
it? Should I buy it?I don't know. I thought you did

(31:55):
what I've just been like mouthing it? Okay, all right, just got
a tongue out. Her mouth isopen, she's she gets closer like her.
Oh gosh, it's got like ait's got like tang to it.
I can't And it's a fish thing. And I really went and ground up

(32:19):
and like that's as good as it'sgonna get it. Ground fish? You
know what? I think? Yougot to give that to her? Yeah,
it's fermented mudfish and rice? Whatthe hell is mudfish? Howldmented mud
fish? Oh? Yeah, shewas right, it was. It's a

(32:39):
fish. It was ground up.It's a pale gray sort of paste.
It comes in a jar paper.It's all you got that the Filipino grocery
store. Right, it's come on, like you don't have this every Sunday
yeah, Oh god, it's deliciousmudfish in the textures and it ros I'm

(33:00):
I mean it straight up looked graytraditionally served with fish and vegetables. It
looks like her her mouth is wideopen, tongue out and she just went
in there. So you're very bright. But got two items yea and yeah,
two for two, two for two. It's very impressive, especially first
time at the glory Hole. Soat least we think, do you know

(33:22):
this is the first part. I'mnot sure about that. All right?
You ready for item number three?Item number three? This stinks? So
it smells so bad. Smell isit expired? Something expired? I can

(33:44):
smell over here. It's her lip, is it? It smells like a
vegetable, like almost like but it'sreally wet and it is. She's got
her I'm trying to taste it.I can't get in my mouth. Okay,

(34:09):
it's really really it's a fish theme. Okay, it's brilliant, really
wet. That was sort of likethat. Oh it was impermented something I
don't know. You chilled okay already? Oh god, Oh, she's got

(34:32):
her mouth. I'm trying to keepit in my mouth to taste a little
bit. I don't. I mean, what's the taste. What's the taste.
It's got like almost sweet bitter tasteus not like sour car The texture,
the texture is just wet and booeyand yep yep. And for someone

(34:55):
that doesn't have teeth. One moretime, gift, yeah, one more
time, give it to God.Oh the smell is what's the worst podcast?
Okayes b everybody loves it. Stinksso bad. It stinks so bad.

(35:31):
I'm on the other side of theroom and I can smell it.
Oh my god, it's so bad, like milky. Like she does what
it is. Honestly, she's neverheard of it, because the smell would
have given it away. Right.It's a fruit. It's a fruit.

(35:53):
Fruit, you know, fruit.She doesn't know what it is. What
is that? Now, Sammy,do you see why we had the reaction
that we did. I see now, Yes, So outside it's a fruit.
Yeah, fruit. If you've neverbeen around it, it's it's like

(36:13):
a really sour, nasty grape.Yeah, Oh my god, so terrible.
So like you didn't mix with anything, just the fruit. Yeah.
Two out of three though, shegot two out of very good, very
nice, very good Median. Right. Yeah, actually when you like eat

(36:37):
it as well, it's not thatbad. But the smell have to get
past. The smell terrible. See, this is one of those things like
once you smell it, why wouldyou even try to? I don't know.
I don't understand which human in thebeginning put it in their mouth?
Yeah? All right, well anice work Morgan, did you did?
Yeah? You can probably see nowI'm crying. Yeah, I bet yes.

(37:02):
We will have video posted that youcan that you could see see they
on display the aggressive approach that Morganhas with that Gloryhole. All right,
more what he shows next? Hangon and now back, what do you
show? Here's a text six toone. Oh it's Morgan single. She's

(37:23):
awesome. She was very brave.But the we showed glory Hole this morning
got two out of the three items. She guessed what the what they were
and they're all from a Filipino grocerysource and not stuff that you're just you
know, naturally familiar on it atall, but at least for Morgan or
myself, definitely, he was veryimpressed, very impressed. Nice work,

(37:45):
Morgan. Great. Speaking of brave, King Charles is giving this award to
this thirty one year old woman.Ye means Georgia, Glori. Georgia saved
her sister from a crocodile. Ohyeah, this happened back in twenty two
one. They were on vacation inMexico and this crocodile grabbed her sister and
pulled her down, but then letgo after the hero's sister jumped in and

(38:08):
punched it. Nice. That's awesome. Bad as she's been given the King's
Gallantry Metal, which is given thepeople who show extraordinary acts of bravery.
Fantastic. The King Charles was inthe news recently. Did you see that
portrait? I like it. Itlooks like he's burning in hell. I

(38:29):
think it's pretty weird, but II mean, the artist is making a
statement. It's cool. It's coollooking. Yeah, it's different, definitely
not what you would have expected.A floating head. Yeah, when did
this come out? I didn't hearabout it yesterday. Yeah, popped up
yesterday. It's like this fiery redand he's kind of faded in it.
He's not like very prominent, buthis head is very prominent. I'm sure

(38:51):
he loves it because actually, ifyou go take a tour, like he's
collected art from around the world andit's actually pretty cool. You put on
a headset and he talks about eachart piece when you're taking a tour of
the palace. The crocodile thing inMexico, somebody told me like, oh,
yeah, the crocodiles are in thein the ocean, like in the
water. Yeah, and they're inthe lagoons and whatnot. And then it

(39:14):
like freaked me out because I'm likein the water the entire time. Of
course, I'm at our vacation spotin Mexico, and I was looking it
up, and I guess in thearea where we are no crocodiles, Like
they don't hang out there. There'slike certain areas where they're known to be,
certain areas where they're like very abundant. Yeah, and yet people still
go over there and f with it. I like, why would you even

(39:36):
go there? I don't, Like, I don't know why, Like,
like, there's crocodiles in the ocean. Realized that the crocodiles in Mexico,
But there's salt water, right,crocodiles are saltwater. Alligators are fresh water,
right, I believe, Yeah,But I think Crocodiles can also be
fresh water. I stayed at Clubmed and Cancoon once and they have water

(39:58):
skiing as one of your options todo. And I said, where do
we water ski? Oh, inthe lagoon. And then as I'm getting
in the boat, I see acrocodile in the lagoon and I said,
you know there's crocodiles in here,right, And they said, oh yeah,
we're aware of that. And theysaid what should I do? And
they said, just don't fall?Okay, yeah, hell no, it's
so easy. Don't fall. Younever fall. No, And I didn't.

(40:22):
I can not falling. No,you're not getting me in there?
No, hell no. But surprisinglyLouisiana, alligators don't really bother bother anybody,
but crocodiles you gotta watch out for. They'll tear you up. I'm
just gonna stay away from all ofthem. Yeah, probably, you know

(40:43):
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(41:07):
internet history, that would really befor me and this Grady would er feet
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This is the Woodies Show. Well, they're releasing the full NFL schedule
for twenty twenty four today. Weed'snice. The Detroit Lions. They have

(41:30):
signed a four year, two hundredand twelve million dollar contract extension with Jared
Goff, and so Jared Goff becomesthe NFL's second highest paid player based on
average annual salary. Wow, that'sgood for him. What I mean,
that's how it works. Like thenext quarterback signed is going to be now

(41:51):
the highest paid quarterback every year?Another highest Right, what about what's his
name? From the Falcons? Thathe he like her cousins, her cousins.
He still got a yeah paid insane. Yeah, got a great deal.
They said that he's like the biggestgenius in the game because he's always
like leveled up every single he reallyhas. He was a backup quarterback in

(42:12):
Washington with Alex Smith went down thatgnarly leg injury. He stepped up,
had a pretty good season, endedup getting franchise tags. So he went
from like three million bucks or somethinglike something crazy to like twenty four million
dollars. Yeah, and the nextseason because they franchise tagged him, then
he goes to the Vikings, getsan insane deal there. Now goes to
the to the Falcons, insane dealthere, rip and they drafted another quarterback.

(42:36):
Yeah. So yeah, and Cousinswas on that quarterback documentary. He
was, Yeah, such an interesting, very likable, very likable. Never
thought twice about him, but Iwatched that him like, oh, he's
a good guy. So I'm happythat he's got luck on his side.
A minute they would travel, he'dget to the hotel and just start studying.
Yeah. Did you see the storyabout that boxer Sharif Lowell Yoh yeah,

(42:58):
he died twenty nine years after gettingknocked out in his professional debut.
I'm surprised that doesn't happen more,right, because as the athletes are getting
bigger and stronger, right, youknow, you're taking a direct blow right
to the head. Yeah, sucks. What also sucks Red Lobster. They're
quickly closing at least forty eight oftheir restaurants across twenty one States sad to

(43:22):
see the closures come. As manyWall Street analysts they're suspecting that the Red
Lobster will declare bankruptcy here in thecoming weeks. Not that they're going away.
These locations are these forty eight locations, they're going away, But Red
Lobster as a as a business isnot going away. They'll go through bankruptcy
restructure. Most likely they need aremodel too. Man, they well,

(43:43):
you don't have money for the remodel. Yeah, hf Endless shrimp, yeah,
endless shrimpy to get people in there. I told the last time I
went, I was excited, like, oh, I haven't been in Red
Lobster a while, gonna go.And I walked in and it was so
dirty that I walked out before youwent out, before the Cheddar Bay biscuits

(44:04):
arrived. Huh yeah, which iswow, so disappointing, No kidding,
that's something you don't really see thatoften for somebody who's never been to a
Red Lobster, Tell me the truth. Is it really that wonderful endless shrimp
is? Is it? Yeah?I'm not gonna claim that it's a high
end restaurant. There's a thing I'mnot going there if it's not Endless Shrimp.

(44:24):
Right, that's the only time Igo. The Endless Shrimp is great.
It's the Dennys of seafood restaurants.Okay, yeah, what's wrong.
Denny's nothing. But I'm trying tosay it's a high end restaurant. It's
like, you don't go they're expectedto be nobody. Wow. But yeah,
no, it's amazing. When Iwas a kid, I used to
think red lobsters all fancy because youknow, lobster, and I thought it

(44:46):
was cool because they had the tanks, but the lobster's in there. I
thought that was cool. Yeah,never liked lobster, but I knew it
was like a fancy thing. Iwas. It was so scart as a
fancy thing when you're that was likethe fanciest restaurant. Lobster rich. I
know, lobster. Kind of getslowly getting off board lobster because it's just

(45:10):
it's a bug. It's gross.But I like the taste. It's good,
but I don't like having the wholelobster on the plate. Yeah,
you look at it, see theireyes and their antenna. I watched I
watched a video on how to youknow how like when you go to a
restaurant you order a lobster tail,they'll bring it to the meats on top
of the shell, so you stillhave the tail, but the meat is
on. It's really cool the waythey do it. Yeah. Yeah.

(45:31):
They they cut around the sides andthey basically flip it onto itself, so
it'll start dangling down being held onby like a I don't know, like
a ten not tendon, but youknow what I mean. It's hanging on
by something, and you just flipit over to the top and seat it
just on top of the shell.That way. It looked very easy.
Have you seen that thing that theyhave at Costco or somehow they're able to

(45:54):
keep all the meat intact and itlooks like the lobster. Oh really yeah
with the claw, the pretty muchdeshlled the whole thing and it looks like
a lobster almost. Hmm. Thatrules. Yeah, that's pretty cool.
I like to grill lobster tails.But you put I put a skewer between

(46:14):
the shell and then make it pokeout the tail and it keeps them straight.
They don't just curl up into aball. It's awesome. Pro tip
pro tip pro tip for your plating. Right, yeah, so it looks
excellent, Well you don't want itall. Here's a question our tacos sandwiches.
According to the courts, they are. A guy in Fort Wayne,

(46:37):
Indiana, he's been trying to openhis taco spot and he was running into
some red tape thanks to this contractthat limits the type of restaurants that are
allowed to open in the strip mallwhere he's trying to open. It says
you can only open a place thatsells made to order or subway style sandwiches.
So the contract, I guess wasdesigned to prevent the big fast food
chains from moving in. So hesued, claiming tacos andritos are sandwiches.

(47:01):
His case has been making its waythrough the legal system, and a superior
court judge just ruled that yes,they are sandwiches, and in the ruling
said that tacos and burritos are basicallyjust Mexican style sandwiches. Okay, okay,
good for this guy, And sotherefore the guy's able to Yeah,
he's able to open up in thisstrip mall. Not a strip mall would

(47:22):
becostos, right, I see wherethey would want to keep certain fast food
things out because it just junks theplace up. Oh wait, it's a
strip mall. It's a strip mall. You're already cares. Yeah, that's
the big deal. But some stripmalls, you know, you can find
some really good places to eat inthere. Looks very unimpressive. No,

(47:45):
no, yeah, you know I'msaying. But just in general, it's
like, you know, just theit's the random, you know, melting
pot of all different crap and astrip mall. But a torta is a
Mexican sandwich. That's like an actualsandwich. Sure, this is like anything
that you hold it your hand that'sbetween two pieces of anything, is now
a sandwich. Well, I meanagain, they had to make an argument,

(48:06):
right, I disagree with the judge. This is where the spling of
hairs comes out. Oh open yourtaco shop somewhere else. Wow, screw
you. Yeah, you entrepreneur opgoing to fold a piece of pizza and
a half. Therefore it's a sweight seven seven forty four Woody. You
can hit us up with the textover to two to nine eight seven more
Woody shows coming out. You gotthis email I wanted to share with you

(48:32):
guys, says hey, whatody allin listener and your questions about the way
stuff is put on the shelves ingrocery stores. Oh yeah, get how
it came up. I was wonderingif it came up in Food News because
the stuffed Oscar Meyer and then Gregsaid, how do you make room for

(48:57):
Yeah, when there's a new productthat gets introduced, they have to rearrange
absolutely everything. He says, Iactually design how that is done. I
work for a liquor wholesaler. Myjob is to design the wine and spirit
sets and chain stores. There's alot of psychology and math that goes into
it. Fun fact is that alcoholvendors cannot pay for the space on the

(49:19):
shelves, as was discussed on today'sshow. Federal, state, and county
liquor laws are pretty strict about alot of things, and they're different in
all localities. But as far aspaying for space, that is absolutely correct.
I would say at least fifty percentof space in a grocery store is
quote rented from vendors whoa Fredola,Craft, Coca Cola, Pepsi, Red
Bull, et cetera. All givebig checks to the store every month in

(49:44):
a contract that says this is ourspace, and you know they don't have
card blanche over it, but theywork with the buyers on how it will
be merchandise priced and placed. Endcaps can be rented and most buyers will
rotate that around. The little coolersfull of drinks by the registers are also
rented space and costs the supplier aton of money. Really really, oh

(50:06):
my god. They will also paida store to print ads on their products.
Greg, Yes, a while backyou were discussing wines. FYI the
name of the wine cabinet Savagnon,cabinet, franc Merleau, chardonnay, Pino
noir, piscatto, pino greggio.These are all types of grapes that the
wine is made from. When youhear a type of wine from Europe,
it's not the type of grape,but the region's made in Burgundy, Champagne,

(50:30):
things like that. I was alsothe person that did a dumb dare
as a kid, and I threwa pack of twenty two shells into a
campfire. Oh my god, Iwas a kid when I got the message
to have the Oh. We triedto reach out to him because he texted
and we want to get him onthe air because like, dude, I
want to talk to anybody. What'sthe dumbest thing you did as a kid

(50:52):
from that conversation? Dumb? Andhe threw a handful of twenty two shells.
Oh god, what's that outcome?Yeah, he said he was on
vacation so I couldn't call in.But anyway, just loves the show.
That's Anthony interesting, So thank youme, Anthony. Little information there.

(51:13):
Those coolers by the check stand,no wonder they pay top dollar. That's
where I the most impulsive. I'llgrab a drink there all the time,
even if I'm on an anti sodakick. Yeah, I wonder what the
math is on that renting it.I have the sell for it to make
sense, because I have wonder Likesometimes I'm looking for something specific. I'll
look for a Pepsi zero, andI like coke zero, but I'll be

(51:35):
for whatever reason, I want aPepsi zero. But they'll have fourteen real
little refrigerators and from all the aislesfor coke or you know other like other
drink products, Yeah, like watersand you know, vitamin water and things
like that. But then I can'tfind, you know, one pepsi cooler.
They won't have it. But thatmakes sense because they have to pay

(51:57):
for it. I'm getting yeah.Interesting. We were talking about housing prices
and this is a great story builtout of spite, a ten foot wide
house. They built this on aleftover piece of land. This is in
Jacksonville Beach, Florida. Oh boalright, And if the neighborhood would have

(52:19):
gotten their way, there wouldn't bea house there at all. Because the
neighborhood, they went to this publichearing to bitch about it, mainly from
a next door neighbor who was usingthis little empty lot as his garden.
So it's not even his land,but he's just usually as a garden,
and in this meeting actually persuaded theboard to disallow any adjustments. But then
it goes even higher up. Sothen the city hit them with a bunch

(52:44):
of ridiculous code restrictions, thinking thatwould get him to go away. But
the guy in the builder said,and he said this in the article,
you don't think we can build that? Hold my beer? Oh yeah,
And so the house was built andwhat they have now is a ten wide
it's very long, a shotgun stylehouse, two stories. It's almost sixteen

(53:07):
hundred square feet and it just soldfor six hundred and nineteen thousand dollars,
so you're welcome, neighbors. Yeah, so look how long the bottom picture
that looks like how long it is, And that's what looks like from the
front that you have, like oneof those by the raio station. Check
it out. Here's a I'll showGreg. Look at the interiors. Very

(53:30):
nice. I would love a houselike that. They did it. They
did a nice job. We're likea shit, wow, right gone,
Now what do you think Greg?I am loving it. I mean ten
feet wide would take a while toget used to it. This is pretty
well done. The kitchen's beautiful stainlessand white cabinets, and the drawer microwave,

(53:51):
the cool railing on the stairway,iron railing, we have very modern.
Yeah, they set are nice,amazing wide playing floors up. There's
a famous house in Puerto Rico that'ssix feet wide. Really would you do
that? I mean it would beso difficult to get used to but this
is well done. Yeah, wow, much like Greg, am I allowed

(54:13):
to bring this up? Did anice job dyeing your hair? Oh you
died here? Am I allowed tosay that? Sure? I mean,
he was asking. I was wellbecause I was wondering if yeah, I
mean, because I know you coloryour beard, right, Yes, how
often do you do that? Idon't do it all the time. I
do it when I know I'm gonnabe either I'm gonna go on TV like

(54:37):
a TV thing, or if thereI'm going to be at a situation like
one of our events, where there'sgonna be a lot of pictures, right
because, like I told you,like my the gray and my beard acts
like a green screen, whereas likedisappear, you know, like if you
wear something green in front of it, like you disappear the flash in photography.
No, it doesn't enhance it.It makes it only so you'll only

(54:59):
see, Yeah, you'll only seethe dark hair that's still in there.
And it looks like I have likethe world worst trashy, patchy beard and
I don't have a very thick,full beard, but it looks dumb.
So that's why, you know,that's the only reason for the pictures,
or if I'm going on TV justbecause yeah, yeah, I think I
look cleaned up. So it's notall the time, but just no,
not all the time. A fewdays ago I went to a like an

(55:22):
upscale restaurant, like you know,like a button up shirt kind of place.
Yeah, shaved and all that,and then I thought, you know
what, I think today, I'lldo the just for men on my goatee.
Yeah, which I've done in thepast. Oh you have, but
it's been a long time. Really, I didn't know that, so I
yeah, I've done it in thepast, and uh so I did it
this time and I thought, ohgod, this is so glaringly obvious.

(55:45):
I thought, I went, No, you did a nice job. It's
subtle. Really. Yeah. Iwas almost worried coming to work the next
day. Yeah, especially because yourfacial hair is very short. It's almost
like a five o'clock shadow short,and I think it matches my eyebrows.
But so it's not like black.Yeah it looks good. It looks natural.
Yeah, it's very natural. Itlooks so natural. I couldn't even

(56:07):
tell because when you went said died, I didn't even think of your beard.
I thought, you're no, younever never colored. My hair was
like, it doesn't look dyed atall. But then yeah, the beard,
Yeah it looks normal. Okay,maybe normal doing it? Yeah,
I mean it's not hard. Onetime I did it though, for an
event, like a work related event. This is many many years ago.

(56:27):
It came out so dark that Ialmost shaved it off. This is look
painted all that. It is sobad jet black it was it came I
left I must have left it ontoo long. Why can't they just pre
mix those things? Because there's thething called color and then the color.
The two tubes, the two tubes, yeah, developer, Yeah, yeah,

(56:50):
pre mixed, pre mix. No, there is there is one.
Damn it. What's the name ofthe stuff that I you shout it out
one just recently? Yeah, wereyou kind of just painted on like mascara?
No? No, no, no, no, no, it's it's
no, it's it's it's new God, dang it not just for men.
No, it's not just for me. I just recommended it to a friend
of mine too. Hold on onesecond. The thing about that one is

(57:10):
it takes a little bit longer,but it is convenient where you uh,
you don't have simpler okay, simplerhair color. It's like a like a
can. It's like a pre mixedkind of thing, and then you you
just kind of sport it onto thisbrush thing and it does a really nice
job just for men. Has thebrush one too, Yeah, but it's

(57:32):
the mixing, and the mixing isalready done. Yeah, but I do
like the brush better that they havefor simpler hair color. Okay, you
know, especially for what Greg's doing, the shorter stuff right, just kind
of brush it on. Yeah,I think I'll do it maybe every other.
Like your facial hair is so short, I'd be afraid that you were
you would be dying your skin,That's what. And that's the thing with

(57:53):
the simpler hair color. It won'tdo that. And I always wonder too,
should you this is so early?Should I color it and then shave
or shave and then love it.It's like way longer I would get I
would get to the length that youwant, because there'll be a chance that
you then could miss a miss achunk, because then you're cutting off to

(58:13):
die too. Okay, and thisbecomes white again. My hair is not
too gray luckily, Like I havea few here and there, but my
goatee is like totally grey about downstairs? Got any gray pu Yeah? Would
you ye your pupies? Would Idie them? Yeah? If they're mad

(58:34):
gray? If you have pe like, I would never die my Pube.
But I could see Greg maybe beinga guy who if they were gray,
Yeah, I might, I thinkon second thought, you want it's all
match, right, can't like Idon't care. I don't care about that.
Uh yeah, I'm gonna be onTV, you know. Yeah,
yeah, right back. This isno. Well, we've got another young

(59:09):
person smarter than Sea Bass. Youguess impossible, no chance. SeaBASS always
claiming he's smarter than everyone else.Yeah. See, you guys have extended
everyone in this room to everyone inthis world. Account from Chicago. Her
name is Dorothy Jean Tillman, thesecond Dorothy, and like Sea Bass,

(59:31):
she was homeschooled in the early yearsbefore she entered college. At age ten,
she earned her Master of Science degree, and then one year later,
at age fifteen, was accepted intothe Doctorate of Behavioral Health Management program at
Arizona State University. That's Doctorate ofBS. Last December. Last December,

(59:52):
she successfully defended her dissertation to earnher doctoral degree and Integrated Behavioral health from
as US College of Health Solutions.Garbage degrees. Oh that's a garbage Okay,
Basically that's public policy that is nothard science. What do you mean
oh you know how to read.Cool, Thank you, doctor Seabe.

(01:00:13):
She got a PhD in her teens. She's seventeen, which is good.
I would that's good to me.I would start to use this ambition and
use it towards actual science. Anduh yeah, uh, let's go to
Alexis, who's online number one here. She's a nursing assistant and she's been
doing a study for the last threeyears and it's a very interesting study.

(01:00:38):
I want to get some more informationabout this. Good morning. Good morning
guys. When we say, like, if you've got something you want to,
you know, talk about her addto the show, this is a
perfect example of that because I'm very, very curious Alexis, you're a nursing
student. You've been studying how peoplewipe for three years. Nursing assistant,

(01:00:58):
all right, nursing assistance one whohelps them. Like so, I've had
a pretty up close and personal viewon this. Okay, you guys got
me started on it. It wasthe whole standing up versus city because because
I am a standar rupper too,Greg, so I get it. Yeah,
I'm the stand the weird. Itake so much heat from people in

(01:01:23):
this room about being a stand awiper. Okay, well we're about to
be vindicated. Okay, I'd liketo hear it actually better. It's actually
better standing up as I've as I'veseen because uh, you have a better
angle at which to clean up,and also you're less likely to make a
mess go deeper. It's better angleas in spread them cheeks, bro cheeks,

(01:01:51):
and also when you're standing up,you have a better you just don't
spread it as much and you getcleaner faster. Is not spreading This makes
no sense, Like this should bethe complete off. I invite you all
to go to work with you.She has experience you, guys, you're
not respecting. Is the stand moreof a squat? Like you're not sitting
anymore, but you're still squatting.You're not clenching your butt cheeks together when

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you're standing by the way your position. When you stand patting down, you're
spreading your arms further over to eitherthe right or left, whichever arm you
use, and you tend to morewhere when you're standing up, it's just
a straight up and down motion andyou're not spreading it from cheek to cheek.
Yeah, So what I'll do isI'll stand like this and then I'll

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get back there. But you kindof sully upright, Yes, your cheeks
cannot be as you're open. Youcannot you're barely standing squatt. Yeah that's
what I did mean because I stand, but I'm a squat. No standing
stand to wipe. Standing squat towipe then, because you may well known

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people who stand and wife are lesslikely to be able to do it for
as long, meaning like the olderyou get, the less likely you are
to be able to wipe. Well, look, I've already bought a number
of butt washing toilets for my house, which is again we approve, which
is which is great. I useway less. But that would your butt
washing toilet? Do you stand touse that? No, you keep seated

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because that's where it can get best. Get to your a news Yeah,
right, so much as again endup story like the time, but no,
but we're saying these technology is thetime because you're oh wait a minute,
you you are pooping in the showerbecause you said the shower is even
better because you know and you knowhow, but you but you're but you're
not like you're standing to wipe oryou're standing to clean yourself when you're in

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the shower, resolutely incorrect. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong,
you're in the shower. I amat a full. I'm either on
my little squatty potties or I ama full. And by the way,
when look look at how chimpanzees areclosest ir releatives poop in the wild.
They don't stand against a tree,just kind of it me, you're all
over there, crack. They getdown fully too. Dump. That's dump.
That's because like we're sitting, we'resitting to dump. I didn't realize

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what he was. I don't.I just don't see how it makes a
difference either way. You're getting cleaneither way. No, no, but
you're not. Because if I dragsome toilet paper across, like across my
bee hole, I'm not buying whatyou're selling. I'm saying when I'm done,
there's no I don't leave the bathroomuntil there's no more residue on the
paper. In what manner would yourbee hole be most open and exposed to

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be fully wiped? Squatting or standingstraight up like you are squatting exactly?
And the story is like, areyou arguing efficiency or you a arguing like
clean correct proof? But I'm tellingyou, like, how is it any
different if I'm wiping and there's notaccess if you're sitting, you're definitely question

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that you just did proves clean.He hasn't talked over us enough yet.
Hold on, you're not letting mefish when it's all said and done,
the final result, how you getthere. There are different ways to get
to a certain you know, toget to the same place when it's all
said and done. I'm just asclean as you are sitting when I am

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standing. Well, we can testthat with them, we could fine.
It takes people longer to clean themselveswhen they are sitting than it does when
they are standing there. I can'tspeak to that because way, because what
is the only one here who clogsthe toilet on the regular? Because I'm
using more toilet paper because I don'twant to touch it, because but that's

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automatically taking longer than Sammy sits towipe, and she uses a ton of
toilet paper that has nothing to dowith it. But I'm willing to try
this. Actually, if she's sayingthat it works better and what are you
saying that it's great? I thinkwe should all try it and just see
Alexis is saying it's faster. We'renot talking about time. I get she

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wipes more butts than we do.Guys. Granted, okay, I actually
changed the way I wipe to studythis too, So I went from standing
to sitting, and are sitting standingas well. No, I used to
be a standard, then I startedsitting. I still her heart from observing

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patients, which again, so thelikelihood for someone to stand is way less
likely than for someone to sit.More people sit than they do stand.
YEA, that I that I understand. So toddler and diapers, when you
change their diaper, you stand themup to wipe them. Okay, No,
you get their legs up and youspread their cheeks as much as possible.
Are like basically curled over exactly that, Craig. That's another excellent piece

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of evidence. Two people right ina row on the text, Sea Bass
lost the argument when he poops inthe shower. Ivant dumping the shower means
you have no say in this.No, it doesn't. That's irrelevant to
the points being made. Alexis,thank you. I don't know what she
was trying to say. Good luckin life less you're gonna need it.
More wood shows. Next, Howdumb are you on the Woodie Show?

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We'll be You're right back. That'sgood show. Well, you're into another
new hour insensitivity training for a politicallycorrect world. It's Wednesday morning. It's

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May fifteenth, twenty twenty four.We are the Woody Show. I am
Woody. That's Ravy. There's aGreg Gory, Good Morningding minutes, Good
morning to you morning. Sea Bassis here, Jim Boy, there's Sammy.
Phones are up at eight seven sevenforty four. Whatdy, that's eight
seven seven forty four Wooding. Youcan hit us up with the text.
You send that over to two tonine eight seven. Now tomorrow it's gonna

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be Greg Gory's commencement speech for theclass of twenty twenty four. Right,
it is graduation season. Graduations arehappening high schools and colleges all over the
place. Some last minute senior pranks. There is one at this high school
in Illinois on their principal. Theyhired a bagpiper to follow them around and
serenade him through the halls. Andthis went on for a full hour at

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least. Yeah, the original,the original, I guess idea was a
mariachi band but then that they turnedout to be too expensive out of their
price range. Students loved it.The principal, he was a good sport
about it, even praised the kidsfor coming up with something different that wasn't
destructive to the school or that youknow, created a mess the custodians would
have to clean up. Exactly.Yeah, most pranks are just pure vandalism.

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Yeah, here's the here's the bagpipesfrom the just follow him around for
an hour the rules. I hatebagpipes. I love them. Such an
annoying sound raby. That would bea great practice, I know, right,
I love that. Yeah, hundredsof high school students. They were

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all set to attend Georgia State University. You love that school, right,
SeaBASS Georgia State. Yeah, Ohthey're fine. There's no big rivalry between
like that and Georgia Tech. Orthey just got their football team a few
years ago. I mean they wereThey're just not a thought. They're just
they're not a good school. Yeah. I just didn't know because there's like
all that stuff between like you know, Air Force, Navy, Army.

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Yeah, they're all Georgia, GeorgiaTech, a couple a couple of different
h Yeah, Georgia Georgia Tech wouldbe like some kind of She used the
line from Man Man, we don'teven think about you. Yeah. Anyway,
So these students, hundreds of them, who were all set to attend
Georgia State University, they got asurprise when they're acceptance letters were revolked.
About fifteen hundred students received an acceptanceletter from the university, but the university

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said that the students who had incompleteapplications received the letter by mistake. Oh
no, that sucks. But whywould you turn in and incomplete application?
Weird? But I guess they're they'regiving them a chance to yeah, yeah,
to finish the application send it backin. But yeah, is this

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a little late by the way toapply or just to know. Yeah,
at our school, I'm asking peoplewho went to collegember, when do you,
like apply college application. I thoughtthat would have been like long over,
right, like you know by now, Yeah, yeah, because I'm
seem late. My niece she's goingto Villanova starting in the fall, and

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she got her acceptance months ago.But you can apply earlier, Like there's
a very wide window of when youcan apply, So people who apply earlier
can get accepted earlier. If youapply later, you'd hear I thought it
would have been like around the holidays. You are correct early. If you
want to go early admission, that'saround the holidays. Okay, November,

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and then regular is January slash February. Typically you hear back in March or
April. Yeah, and now andthen you get into like May and June
and stuff like that. That's realcrunch done. And you hear, like
I said, Georgia Georgia State nota very good school. If there was
a college that you were willing togo to, which one would it be?
I really wanted to go. Therewas there was a couple that I

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wanted to go to. I wantedto go to Arizona State. Oh yeah,
bro okay for the parties. No, they had a really great communications
program. Boston University had another greatcommunications program, and there was another one
in in uh in upstate New York. I forget the name. It wasn't
like Syracuse or I forget the nameof the of the college. But they
had another one. But it waslike the three things for because radio is

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what I wanted to do. Andthen luck would have it. The one
time i've really gotten lucky in mylife. I have full time on the
air by my senior year of highschool. Tell me that. So then
I scrapped all those plans and uhit never went nice. But I don't
know how that whole process works.Saved myself a bunch of money, for
sure. Sure you could do itnow, you could do like back to
school. Let's retire hick ass dormwith a hot tub in it. Look

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up the name Rodney Dangerfield. Well, guys, some very exciting news.
The law offices of Bodega, Menaceand Sebastian have accepted a new partner to
the firm. Really, who dowe know in this room besides Menace and

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Sea Bass. Who's really great atcoming to the defense of everybody and anything?
Yes? Who would that be?Right? Sammy? Greg? Yeah,
I'm gonna go. Sammy doesn't matterwhat it is, she will find
some way to especially off year.It's like, well starts well, actually,

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and she's always and she's by theway, she's always wrong. Okay,
Well, look we're gonna give aWe're gonna give a shot to the
new law office of Bdega, Sebastianand Sammy j Yeah, and so Greg
and Ravey and I will all bethe jury to decide how well you guys
do arguing for the people in thestories that Sea Bass will have people who

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are in some kind of predicament,people who have been falsely accused. Well,
so you say, called America justicesystems justice, how would you find
a way to argue on their behalf? Sammy, is what this whole thing
is about. You've you've not beenwitnessed this yet, and now look at
all of a sudden, you're apartner. I believe in America. Thank

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you? All right, So that'llbe next year on the Woody Show.
Come on, this is the woodShow retrieved my uh my cable. Yes,
we need that to make it afish. Yeah, all right.

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Them and there's a there's a newlaw office in town, well the same
law office. New partner that hadto change and sign out front, all
the stationary, all the business cardshad to be changed inclusive. Yeah,
the law offices of Bodega, Sebastianand Sammy. Yes, congratulate, congratulations.
You go out and buy yourself likea fancy car, like a German

(01:14:20):
car, you know. Yeah,yeah, go out and buy a new
wardrobe. You know those court datesa new briefcase. What he must be
loving. This is a better calledsolf Oh yeah, yea, yeah,
all about es in the early seasonsoffices partnerships. That's right, you know
they say the only ship that doesn'tsales of partnerships. I'll see how this

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one goes. But so we hadthese different cases. Sea Bass had some
cases picked directly from the news,almost like Law and Order does, right,
these are our defendants. Actually they'vehired us. Yeah, and so
we'll hear what they did or what'sgoing on there, and then we're gonna
use the three partners Menace, SeaBass and Sammy to try to defend their

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way out. And then we thelisteners, along with Greg Rabia myself,
will all be the jury slash judgefantastic on these different cases. And the
reason we included Sammy is because shejust has this knack for there would be
somebody in like it's it's so rarethat we are all in agreement on a

(01:15:23):
particular thing and then out of nowhere, Wow, well actually, and they're
like, what is that really bad? So we'll see how. We'll see
how you do here in your firstcase, Sea Bass, what do we
got a kindly old lady, SherylLloyd Conno, fifty nine years old.
She was falsely put in jail becauseshe shot at an alligator. Oh,

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unbelievable. Here's the thing. Shelives Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. There
are a lot of gators around there, down by the local pond. And
what did she see but a swanand it's babies, little sworn and it's
buggins and what else did she see? An alligator? So she got her
gun out, fired a warning shotonly at the alligator. Elater went away,
Okay, great cool allegamer comes backcloser to Cheryl's house. She fires

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another warning shot, and then someturn of a neighbor called the cops on
her. She was arrested for recklessjust discharge of a firearm. She never
got guilty. But so she nevershot the gator, He never shot the
gate, in fact, the neighborhood, in fact, the police saw a
gator that was totally unharmed later on, but still arrested, arrested reless discharge.

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Partners, I'm sure we have anydefenses for this, and well,
I mean, lady and gentlemen ofthe jury, if you have a pistol
and a gator is going to killanother animal? What are you going to
do with that pistol? Let meask you, what are you gonna do
with it? You're just asking me? Yeah, you don't usually talking.

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What are you gonna do with Mike? You argue, is that you're supposed
to have like a hypothetical question.Hypathetically you're gonna use that pistol. This
is what you're gonna do. Andshe was brought in for endangering wildlife.
Was that alligator injured at all?No, it was not, case closed,
thank you? Yes? Well okay. So also in this it says

(01:17:26):
discharging a firearm or attempting to killwildlife in certain sanctuaries are Swan's not also
sanctioned animals in the area, Soshe was actually saving multiple sanctioned wildlife.
Yeah, thank you, thank you. She should be considered a hero.
Also, she was only trying toscare the alligator, she never actually hit
it, and she was successful.She didn't even accidentally shoot the alligator,

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so the alligator had no injuries.And the only thing this proves is that
she can be trusted with a gunbecause she has great aim and did exactly
what she meant to do also goingon her property. Stand your ground on
laws? Yeah, gator, Florida. Ain't that a thing? Thanks Carolina,
But yes, wildlife is, andhe meant protected wildlife. It's a

(01:18:09):
thank if that gator went on herproperty. That gator knew what was coming
to him. All right? Seebass and argument. Uh, we all
have been talking about man versus bear. What would you rather run into?
Yeah? Would you had you ratherrun into an alligator? No? You
want to run into none of thesethings when out in the wild. And
that's all this woman was doing.All right? And again, wait what

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happened? Warning shots used to becool. They used to be in all
like the Western Yeah, you shoota warning shot. Society in America?
Thank you discussed with the with thejury here, what are your thoughts there?
Come up a lot of times incelebratory situations where people shoot a gun,
and everybody in this room, includingthese attorneys, say, oh yes,
because bullets are magical and they neverland. If you if it's out
of a celebration or warning, youfire a warning shot, that bullet in

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a neighborhood, it just goes intoSpain. Hold on, this was fired
at a lake, not in theair into the water where the bullet ended
up. I also, and alsothis is this is a order order should
have a question here because they're stupid. It was not shot there, shot
the laky idiot. You didn't saythat in your stupid deliberating. I will

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find you in contempt and I willorder you put them buy breakfast for everyone.
In real court, if the juryhas a question like this, they
will say, we are we arediscussing. We're deliberating, discussing when you
left the detail. If we havea question, we'll let you know.
Shot at the gate. I feellike this, I know, and we
bring this up a lot, Greg, I feel like this is just gators

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being out here gating. This iswhere the gator lives, saws like some
potential swans deliciousness. I'm sorry thatit's a swan. Gator's going on your
property and you have a pistole.What are you doing? You shooting?
I know that the gators live there. This isn't a surprise on your property.
A gator going towards the swan.You're supposed to interfere with nature,
That's what I'm saying. It's justjust trying to scare it away. She

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was not killing I find my,my, my, go. I find
it that she's just shooting randomly intoa neighborhood. That's what random is.
Yeah, yeah, because the neighborhoodlives in the bottom of the lake.
All right, how do you howdo you find greg I find her guilty?
Prejudice judge guilty, guilty, stupidjury guilty. Yes, and I

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as well, following appeal and instantlyI didn't know the people that live in
a neighborhood have gills. Thank youguilty to leave some of the details in
the story. Then you ask questions, dummy, all right, we guilty.
Talk to you deliberate. Moving onto the next case. All right,
guilty. This jury sucks. Sure. New to Arlington, Virginia,

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where nine people arrested for underage drinking. Oh boy, Now were they doing
this allegedly? Were they were arrested? Correct? Yeah, but allegedly for
drinking is what we're saying. Wewere accused of this. Now, were
they doing this out in a publicpark or you know where they run at
a liquor store begging people for drinks? No, no, no, no

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no. These were people who arehaving a house party and the cops were
called in this house party. Notbecause it was making too much noise,
not because they were drunk teens passedout in the lawn. No because some
one of the kids dads saw onsocial media that there was a house party
going on, and I like toprosecute him as a hater as well.
And he called the cops because heknew where this knew this house was the
door. Police showed up, thirtyto forty kids. Of course, they

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scrammed from the house as they doin cops show up. We've all been
there. However, nine young adultsand some juveniles were still inside when the
cops got inside, and they wereall arrested, although none of them were
seen actually drinking, because who wouldhold onto their beer when the cops are
there. But we do have ninefreedom fighters looking to get helped by the

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law offices a partners. Okay,well, we're in a private residence.
We don't know for sure if theywere drinking alcohol. Alcohol was present,
but there was other people that wereof age drinking age at the party,
so they could be consuming the alcohol. Also, I looked into it if
they happened to have a beer inhand, it was a non alcohol,

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non alcoholic beer, and I didlook up the state law a minor can
drink a non alcoholic beer in theirstates, so I'm saying not guilty.
They didn't even consume alcohol. Where'sthe breathalyzer? Thank you, thank you
Sammy. Well, like we saidit was, it was a dad who
saw it on social media. Therewas no noise complaint from neighbors. They

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were not being rowdy. This wasnot a complaint situation. And the cops
showed up and for all we know, they were having a dinner party.
And we're being very classy, likethey said. Only the people who there
who were of age, were probablyjust sipping wine and they were all casually
hanging out. And then the policesearched the house stormtroopers. Welcome of a
Nazi Germany. Thank you, noproof, dinner party crazy and your honor.

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I would like to cite case lawhere, case of American v.
Pie, case of Super v Bad, case of Project v X, and
days to be confused. Yes,thank you, house party's rule. I
would like the father who reported thisto be prosecuted for being a square,
being a loser, being an arcand their kid to be shunned from friends.

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I alreadymind the jury that the caseonly involves the teenagers who were quote
busted, so we can we canmake with the jury here, Greg bravy
thoughts. I mean, you knowhow I feel about this type of situation.
Big deal, And if the copsreally did go into the house,
I don't think they are allowed todo that just because of underage strength rights

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violation. I don't know the legalityon that, but not right to walk
can So yeah, yeah, I'mfiling this also under what's the big deal?
All right? So how do youfind not guilty? Not guilty?
Not guilty? All right? Well, uh we uh we the judge and

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jury find the nine defendants to benot guilty. Thank you. How about
the dead Yeah, yeah, you'regonna have to file and you're gonna have
to file another. Yeah. Nowyou're gonna to file another complaint on that.
You can see the right now youcan file another. Here's the paperwork

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situation, all right. So whatwe're gonna do is, uh, we're
gonna adjourn and then we will uwere reconvene in a potty break and then
we will reconvene after the breaks.Sometimes he breaks you for an hour,
but after the break, we willconvene the law offices of Bodega, Sebastian,
Sammy. Next tour in the woodshow, hanging on a bit open

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show. All right, welcome,we are back in session. Okay,
the Honorable Judge Woodie presiding our jurors, Greg and Raving, your attorneys at
law, Bodega, Sebastian and Sammy. And we have another case that's about

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to go before the Court and SeaBats. What are the details here please?
A man in Tampa, Tampa arrestedfor public urination. Police saw police
saw him get into an uber butthen quickly get back out of it and
run, not to the middle ofthe street, not to a daycare,

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to a parking garage late at night. Please followed the man into the parking
garage, followed him, followed him, had to follow him where they say
they observed him urinating on a wallwith his belt visibly unbuckled as they approached
him. He's arrested at the time. Now in full disclosure, We're not

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going to be liars here at all, offices. He did say to the
police, do you know who Iam? Because he is Nicholas Stocko,
the Tampa Fire Inspector and union president. However, he was still arrested.
This is a bad look. Hewas actually visiting. This was a downtown
Saint Pete where he was, butthat's close by, of course. Now,

(01:26:30):
partners, I know, we needto get this man off. Yes,
how we'll do it now, Ladiesand gentlemen of the jury, may
you cast the first stone? Ifyou have not urinated in public? When
do you have done that? Shouldhave you have? You should have been
arrested that day, I agree,are anybody that day? No? You

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did not. Yeah, this wasnot in a daycare. This was middle
of the night parking garage. Whenyou go out in public, how many
bathroom options are there mabies especially,not many, not many at all.
So when you're in a pinch,and this man had a condition where he
did half to urinate or his bladderwould have exploded, it's dangerous, very

(01:27:14):
dangerous for him. He was basicallysaving his own life what he's used to
do because he has a life savingfire Yeah, saved thousands of lives in
the area. Probably this is whatwe do to him. Thank you,
not guilty. This was clearly anemergency situation. He didn't want to go
on the uber. He the uberdriver would not have been happy about that.

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He got out and ran to aparking garage. He didn't even get
out and pee on the side ofthe car, pee right there on the
side of the road. He wastrying to get out of public view to
the closest stoff that he could,which is what he did. He was
stocked right exactly. The police followedhim. He was hiding. He wasn't
out in public view for them tosee. So I would say obviously innocent

(01:27:59):
because he was an emergency. Hehad nowhere else to go. There were
no bathrooms, he had no otheroptions. Let me ask you, don't
the police have better things to dothan to follow a gentleman into a private
area? What would hope? Somes? Yeah, let me converse with
the jury on this one. Also, he had smoky penis, which causes
you, uh, because he's afirefighter. Yeah, smoking order. Please

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disregard the comment of smoky penis.That's not medical codition. Okay, any
thoughts from the jury. There's somethingcalled r A s reasonable articulable suspicion.
I don't believe that a man exitinga vehicle and walking into a garage is
a cause for suspicion, So Idon't think the cops even had the right

(01:28:48):
to follow him in there is notsuspicions and being suspicious is not a crime.
Communism shouldn't have followed him in there. I have a question. Is
the parking garage owned by the city. Is this a public structure or is
this privately owned garage? It's twotwenty five first to Avenue Saint Pete.

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I'm gonna look that up for you, Joe, all right, So,
yeah, I've been in a garagemore than once. Where are guys like
peeing in the corner, peeing onthe wall? Ye, stairwell? I
mean? And my first thought waswhere are the cops? A famous Seinfeld
episode where they can't find their carin the parking garage. Jerry P's in

(01:29:33):
the corner, Yeah, and ispicked up for doing so. It appears
to be a private facility by privatefacility, And so I'm glad the cops
were there to pick him up becausehe's a disgusting human. If he's just
getting in an uber, where areyou coming from that you couldn't pee there
like all of a sudden, Yeah, possibly a fire. I'm about him
to a higher standard in my book, because he is a public official and

(01:29:56):
knows better official. Yeah, he'sa fire would you say, fire chief,
fire, fire inspector. Okay,the gentlemen of the jury have not
urinated in public. He has ahe has an official responsibility. Is he
not still human? Yeah? Heis human. And I'm saying, as
a human, there were better decisions. If you prick him, doth he
not lead? Yes? I'm sureif you fill him with beard, does

(01:30:16):
he not pee? Also a fanof the fact that he peed on somebody
else's private property in this situation,Greg, I mean if somebody peed on
your property, like, no,I'd be look it was your front door
away situation. It's called look intoit by any means, I would hate
it if somebody peed on my property. And my point, Greg, I've

(01:30:38):
actually been to this area. It'sright across from a Hoots restaurants, which
is the new also Tampa, Tampa. On a kind of particular, they're
walking around, Greg, what areyou ruling on this one. I'm just
thinking about this from a legal standpoint. I don't think they had ra a
s. I'm saying, not guilty, not guilty, Uh, ravy,
hell guilty, Hella guilty. Leavesme. The tie breaker in this situation,

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the fact that it's a private propertyand the fact that he is a
public servant. I am finding himguilty. Public property has been fire.
Argue that what he would love livingin China. I can make an argument
because you don't know what you're talkingabout. But that's fine. Well,
I'm gonna find you in a contempt. You are buying practice for everybody.

(01:31:25):
Yeah, and you can chuck yourmouth to court is adjourned. Oh my
god, when you're drunk. Allright, Welcome back, everybody. It
is The Woody Show. It's Wednesdaymorning. Raby's got a nerd now coming
up here in just a moment,the latest in the world of nerds Today.

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We'll find out what's happening there.Plus your birthdays, your pornod birthday,
all coming up here. On TheWoody Show, Raby was mentioning something
to us about how her subway apphas been compromised. You guys, compromised
guys, Yeah, restaurants, subway. I was. I had a subway
app and basically the subway app isconnected to your phone number. Okay,

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so I have my phone number,but somebody got in there and changed the
email associated with said Subway app,and I can't change it back because they're
like this phone number is associated withsomething else, So I can't delete the
app and try to reinstall so Icould get my deals at Subway not happening.
Did you did you call anybody?Is there anybody? Even the call?

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There is no one to call.There is no one to help you
out with this problem. Basically,it's just over for me in the Subway
app, our email email at thewoodieshow dot com is somehow connected to somebody's
Dominoes account. Yeah, it's stillthat way. I still get emails here.

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You can't do anything, Yeah,you can't. I've hit up Dominoes
to say, like, it's notour account. I'm not sure. Yeah,
I put it in there as ajoke or just use it becase they
don't want to put their email in. They're like, oh, we'll just
use this one. But a lotof times when they ask for the email,
they want you to verify it,so you have to log in the
email to verify something. Exactly.I tried to log in, like,
oh, I forgot my password andthey're going to send me like a password

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to the email. Sure that I'musing. Nope, no, we can't
do that either, because of whatI was going to do is I was
going to send whoever it was apizza and yeah, but the courtesy of
the Woody Show and then change everything. But yeah, I couldn't even get
in there to do that. Weird. Yeah, so dumb. Today it's
May fifteenth. It is National ChocolateChip Day. It's not National chocolate chip

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Cookie Day, just chocolate chip Day. It is National Juice slush Day.
Juice, let's all celebrate, guys. Today's asphalt Day to ask for people
working streets. Today. It's breakthis break the glass ceiling day, So
ladies today today, break the hellout of it. It's the day to
go from the mail room to thec suite. That's where you need to

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be. It's bring flowers to someoneDay. It's International Kangaroo Care Awareness Day.
How's your pie? It's National SeniorFraud Awareness Day. I should have
looked at that first. And alsoold timy, It's National Nylon Stocking Day.
They still sell stocking, Yeah,they do, like legs or whatever

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they're called. That egg yeah,like the egg thing. Yeah, it
was like this little like like cardboardcontainer like you get soup in and it
had this like egg top to it. It's hard plastic egg top for your
for your pantyhose popping. Yeah,yeah, it was popping. God,

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just remember getting a run in thosethings like, oh day, there was
always right, I'm the beginning nineYeah, jeez, the worst? All
right? What's happening in the worldof nerds? So, my favorite live
action show of the year so faras Fallout, and my favorite animated show

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of the year is X Men ninetyseven, which is having its season finale
this week, and there's been rumorsthat X Men ninety seven is going to
connect some way to the bigger MCU. I don't know how. I'm just
loving this series for what it is. But anyway, there have been cameos
animated cameos from like Captain America,Spider Man, Doctor Doom. But the

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former showrunner Bo Demeyo, he respondedto a tweet asking where's Deadpool because Deadpool
is an associate of the X Menand has actually been a member of the
X Men from time to time.That's why this is Deadpool and Wolverine coming
at you in June, and Boresponded Deadpool was totally off limits and that
came directly from Marvel, but that'sall he would say. It could have

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to do with the movie coming outin June, or maybe Deadpools just a
little too are rated for X Menninety seven, but he said completely off
limits speaking of superhero stuff. Aswe know, directors Martin Scorsese, Franciscor
Coppola and others have bashed superhero movies, and Chris Hemsworth said it has legit

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bothered him all sad. He said, it felt harsh. It bothers me,
especially from heroes like Scorsese and Copla. It was an eye roll for
me. People bashing the superhero space. Those guys had films that didn't work
too. We all have. Whenthey talked about what was wrong with superheroes,
I thought, cool, tell thatto the billions who watched them.

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Were all those movies wrong? TheEmsworth is out doing interviews because he's in
Furiosa, which is coming out MemorialDay. Wee guy. I see both
sides. It's not like Scorsese andCopola are saying they don't do well or
that they're not popular. They justdon't like the art. It was.

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It was bashing, and it wasunborn. Yeah, and this new vie.
Also, he like uglead himself up. It's got like a weird prosthetic
nose you can't even recognize. Thenit's sim until you hear him speak.
As we mentioned, it's upfronts weekwith networks and streaming services presenting their fall
plans, and NBC made some interestingannouncements, including Snoop Dogg joining season twenty

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six of The Void. He's gonnabe in a spinny chair along with Michael
Boublay. It's a first time forbou Blay, so they're gonna be judges
along with Gwen Stefani and Reba McIntyre. Oh, and then they released a
trailer for this Peacock mini series thatlooks interesting. It's called Fight Night the
Million Dollar Heist, and it's basedon this true story. Starts Kevin Hart

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and Tarashi p Henson about this armedrobbery that took place the night of Muhammad
Ali's comeback fight in nineteen seventy.So everybody was otherwise distracted with this huge
fight and they took that opportunity totry to pull off this huge ice.
That's cool. I'm Ramian. Formore nerd stuff, check out the Nerd
nod podcast at the Woody Show dotcom Nerd. I thank you very much,

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Rabels shit it though, take histime for your birthdays and your Parno
birthday show. This shimokay, we'regonna it's shimay. We're gonna sit because
it's ship oday, and you knowwe don't do what birthday. Let's start
with the celebrities, the non sportscelebrities. There's a lot of sports related
celebrities today, all right. I'llstart with Jamie Lynn Sigler, who is

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a metal soprano on The Sopranos fortythree today, and then we get into
sports. Dan Patrick is sixty eight. I love his studio, I love
his voice. Yeah, he's oneof those guys I could listen to them
read pretty much anything. I lovehim. Retired Cowboys legend Emmett Smith is
fifty five today. Ray Lewis,where's the suit? Ray's a suit?

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This limousine is full of bullehole.Retired Baltimore Ravens linebacker. He's forty nine.
He got Andy Murray, the tennisstar, who's thirty seven. Then
he got George Brett. That's backwhen people thought using too much pine tar
was the best way to cheat yourway to home runs. George Bred flipped
out. Remember it was like iconicfilm and him like rushing out of the

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dugout, the charging the empire,scream and yelling out to be hold back.
He's seventy one years old today.And one more celebrity non sports related,
and he was a really nice guy. Chaz Palmonary. Oh yeah,
and yeah usual suspects so nice.Yeah, Bronx tail, Yeah, really
cool guy. He came in hereas a guest one time. We just

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really enjoyed his company. He wasI like you guys. Yeah, he's
seventy two years old today. Seventytwo yep. I would have thought,
oh sorry, Chad, I wouldhave got older. Oh my god,
Greg, I know, I loveChad. Yeah. Your porn of birthday
today is Monroe Fox. Now,she just started doing porn a few years

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ago, but she has already handledmore knobs than a cabinet maker kidding.
She's been in fifty one fine filmso far, including uh, studying a
anatomy through Sex. She was inHard Workout Ends with hard Sex. What
is that about? You like totravel minutes? She was in Travel the
World Right in bed Oh, Volumeone. Also that new levels of solo

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shower games. Okay, she wasalso in Warmth Inside volume one and who
can forget her unforgettable role in Blondefinds work for her hands? Oh for
her? I want doing what?That's why you gotta watch it? Probably
handling knobs Monroe Fox, who istwenty eight years old today. Now that
is your porn a birthday, yourcelebrity birthdays, and that is a Wednesday

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morning. Look at what is happeningin the world of nerds with your nerd
Out Report. We're gonna take aquick break. There's some more Woodies Show
for you. Next. Hang on, Buela, wouldn't approve the Woody Show.
All right, Well, time tocall it a day, we have
to. Yeah, that's right,Wednesday. In the books, the Glory

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Challenge is of official record. Yeah. Wait, sure that happened on the
show this morning. If you missedit, you can go back not only
on the podcast, but also we'llhave some video that we'll have posted for
you. Of course, we havepretty much daily videos that we post on
our YouTube page YouTube dot com slashthe Woody Show. You guys find them
on the socials like Instagram and onour Facebook. But yeah, today brand

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new glory Whole challenge. Also thetrending news headlines Raby had nerd out we
had the porno birthday and the regularcelebrity birthdays in there. That a bunch
more on the Wednesday podcast, FindIt subscribed. Never missed an episode of
The Woody Show by going to thewoodyshow dot com. Coming up for you
tomorrow. This is a very excitingthing Thursday on The Woody Show. It's

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Greg Gory's annual commencement speech. Ohwow, this is for the class of
twenty twenty four. What a Gregis quite the writer, quite the speech
giver. So we'll have plenty tosay for this year's graduates. Also tomorrow,
here to defend foot freaks. Wait, so a foot fetish person who

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answered the call to you know,they have a foot fetish and they wanted
to at least answer our questions.I think we're still gonna walk away,
no pun intended, thinking that they'repretty weird. I know I am,
but yeah, we'll we'll have thatconversation. It's weird, like the pharmacist
thing, the chiropractor thing. Thereare a number of people, believe it
or not. For people that liketo argue that Oh, it's just whatever.

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You guys are so judgmental. They'reawfully shy about an opportunity to really
truly defend themselves and their fellow footfreaks. I thought this might be a
tough one. We'll see how thatgoes Tomorrow Thursday here on The Woody Show.
Plus anything in the meantime he gotfor us you can leave on the
after hours voicemail that numbers eight sevenseven forty four Woody eight seven seven forty
four Woody, or find us onsocial media the social media platform of your

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choice. Look for us at theWoody Show. Oh Raby, Menac,
Bass, Sam anything you like toadd no Greg Gory partying words of wisdom
please. Yeah. Let's say you'refeeling down, you're feeling blue. What
you do is you go for arun, because you're going to see your
physical health. It's way worse thanyour mental health, you see, and
that we talked about that all thetime. Sometimes it's just perspective. There

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you go. It's a good one. Greg, Thanks, just need a
little perspective. Oh got I'm outof shape. See there are things that
are worse. Look at the videosof Menace running the Two Bears five can
how how far in were you?You were already like really dying and Win
died. Yeah we started less thanyeah, not a minute ago, you
know what. And Polly Shore wasrunning right next to me. He goes,

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it's a real wake up call,isn't it? In his poly voice,
right, I wish I could recreatit. All right. Thank you
very much, Greg gory Jia,and thank you so much for giving the
what he shows, some of yourvaluable time this morning. You know we'd
love it, appreciate you for that. Rest of you guys could suck it.
Catch back here on Thursday. Havea great day. S m D
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