The Woody Show May 22nd 2024 Podcast

Sebas on set, Cart Narcs, News Headlines & More!

Episode Transcript

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Is it lies the Woody Show?This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training

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class is now in session. Agood morning, everybody. Today's Wednesday is
May twenty second, twenty twenty four. Hello and welcome. Oh yeah,
I am whatdy? That's Raby?Is that Greg Gory? I forgot.

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I just didn't have a was.I wanted to say LFG, but I'm
like, it's only Wednesday. Yeah, I saw RAVI went bank. It
happens, will thinking. Yeah,good morning, Mass, Good morning.
Sea Bass is on the set onlocation that movie he's shooting, but h

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yeah, we check in with himlater. There's Sammy Morning, Sammy bort
is here, We got Caroline Morgan'shere, our associate producer, Von our
video producer, and some room onthe phones for you at eight seven seven
forty four, Woodie. That's eightseven seven forty four, Woodie. You
can hit us up with the textover to two two nine eight seven.
So another day waking up with likethis frog in my throat? What's going

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on? I don't know, man, I feel totally fine. Really,
yeah, I don't know. Imean, that's good yeah, but the
voice is it's never been this bad. Well, I mean it's been this
bad. Yeah, oh yeah,did you stress? That's kind of way
work. That's all your voice inany way? Uh no, no,
no, it's just sounds like youscreamed. I know. He sounds like
me after Yeah, I don't Idon't know. I don't know what's going

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on. But it tends to likeclear up through the morning, which is
great. So that by the endof the show, yeah, when I
don't need to speak anymore. Great. Yeah, so that's that's good.
You should talk on the way towork to yourself. I tried that this
morning, did you? And youknow it's funny. It sounded fine in
the car. Yeah, of course, like when you're because you do this
job, you're like, all right, got to get ready, you know,

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see how they Let's just test outthe voice, right, just start
see if it see if it works. I do have a random question.
Yeah, do you remember the lasttime your kids made you raise your voice?
And could you share it? No? No, I'm not a big
yeller. Yeah you know, uhmy wife will like start losing her mind

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on stuff and I start snapping likethis, everybody, look right here,
a a, and then that's allI gotta do, and I get touching
them down. I go enough,that's enough. Oh yeah, and because
they know I'm not messing around,I'll start bringing down the hammer. My
dad never yelled really really, soI find that like a lot of times

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now, I could just start doingthat. It gets their attention. It
wouldn't snap out us either, buthe'd never yelled. But that's a training
exercise because everybody's talking over the otherperson, and the other person's got to
get the last word in. Andit's like, hey, you start snapping,
and then they all start jazz dancing. It's just weird. It's weird.
At what point in society where kidsstarted talking back to their parents,

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like where that became a trend?Right, you feel like you're on the
same level. I don't like stopspanking. Oh yeah. If you asked
my mom and started with me,oh, that was very mouthy, I
think, what he's white, white, white, white and right and right.

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Yeah. Once kids figured out,oh I can call the cops on
my parents, yeahking, then itwas oh, I guess I never thought
about that, but I always talkedback. Oh that was never an issue.
Uh, because I remember my Ihad a friend and the son was
saying that same thing. He's like, you do that, blah blah blah.
He goes, I'm gonna whip yourass like you're gonna get spanked,
and he goes, yeah, I'lljust call the cops or whatever. He

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goes, great, they'll take youaway. Perfect a move. You like,
if I have rats or an infestationin my house, I can call
someone to come take them away.You're gonna call for me to take yourself
away? This is great. He'slike, no, no, no,
you don't get to bring all yourstuff. That's my stuff, right,
I own it. Yeah, it'slike you're gonna stay in the house.

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They're gonna take you out of thishouse and get you a wait for me.
That's perfect. That's a good move. You can go live with some
other family, get new stuff overthere. Perfect, enjoy. Never again,
did he get that, Uh,I'm gonna call the cops. Yeah,
you know what he did. Youjust straightened up right and didn't do
stuff that was like gonna get himselfsmacked. Yeah. There has to be
a fear, just a solid fear. Yeah. But did you guys ever

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get like a really good whoop?But at least once. Yeah, yeah,
oh yeah, no, No,I never got I mean I got
cracked across the face a lot,but just with it across the face,
just an open hand, and Inever had anything across the face, but
like never that was your mom though, right, Yeah, yeah, I

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had one across the face from mymom too, and then never and then
never again. Yeah I got onefrom my dad. It led to blood
across the face. That led theblood my nose just like exploded, whoa
blood? And then he said Ididn't do that. Yeah, I don't
even think it hurt when my momdid it, but the pure shock that
she got to the level of actuallydoing that, because my mom's not like
that. I was like, ohman, I really pushed her early.

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Yeah, I think menace is right, Like when did kids think they were
equals with the parents, Because Ican recall this one road trip I was
on with a couple of families,and let's say if you combined all the
kids, there was five kids,and we're going to stop on this road
trip for something to eat, andone of them was Nope, I'm not
having subway. I don't like it. I'm want this, and the parents

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caved and made like two separate tripsto two separate restaurants. If I was
a kid, they'd be like,this is what you're eating the end.
The parents that cater to their kidslike that, I've done it both ways,
where like at a principle, justto make sure that you don't think
that this is the way it's goingto be. I don't really care,

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you're gonna do whatever it is thatwe're doing. Yeah, right, and
dinner. Other times I really don'tcare. I'm like, yeah, fine,
whatever and so. But you runthe risk of setting a precedent for
sure to these kids will run roughshot on you every opportunity that they get.
But yeah, I mean, youknow, with with my kids,

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like I've smacked them each probably liketwo or three times. That's nothing,
you know. Yeah, but likeit wasn't like no belt like you know
we used to get. It wasjust a spank on the on the butt,
not a bear butt like, nota like nothing like where it's like
you get four whoopings. You know, it's one one time like wah,

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you know, right in the back. So message it was. It was
a message. And I understand likethe people that talk about the psychology of
you know why that's a bad reinforcement. Like I can on the surface,
I can understand that, but Ijust remember as a kid that worked,
like you had to really sit andcontemplate, like was this worth a potential

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ass whooping? And that was withbelts or like wooden spoons, like slotted
spoons. Do you remember what theswitch is? You're going to get the
switch. It was a free branch. Yeah, like, yeah, my
dad wanted ten kids. They hadthe whooping post and it was down the
basement. It's one of ten kids. So my grandfather is constantly working to
feed these people, and my grandmotherwould keep a tally book of who earned

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what and so like it would cometo like judgment day and be like he
called down to you know whoever itwas, Dennis Rick John downstairs, and
he go downstairs with his coffee andhis unfiltered Raleigh cigarette and he sit there
in the chair and there's like thoseposts that hold up the hat like a
support post. Yeah, and uh, you know, my uh, my

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dad and his brothers whoever was introuble, put one hand on the post,
one hand behind their back, justwalk around the post. While my
grandfather sat there with a with ayou know, like a belt and as
they went by, you put yourhand back there. That was two more.
But it was like you had tokeep order in a house of ten
kids. Yeah, but that lastweek, Yeah, yeah, Well,

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if you ever met that, ifyou ever met my dad's side of the
family, you'd understand what's a weekis pretty conservative. I was surprised to
what more. I think it's thefear of waiting, of knowing you did
something wrong on Tuesday and now you'rewaiting until Sunday. See, my grandmother
was a very fair person, andyou know, obviously I didn't experience any
of this, but like she like, if if if you had some if

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you had some good behavior, youwould earn you You could earn your off
the list. A screw up earlyso you have more time to catch grew
up early, and don't get toocrazy, because you like, you'll never
be able to work your way offthat list. That particular week. We
were talking recently about like you know, soap in the mouth. Oh yeah,

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I got that for about one pottymouth. I never had that.
No, yeah, but with tenother kids in the family, I would
just say, no, you're confused. That wasn't me, Yeah, that
was somebody else. You're lying,that's four more. I didn't do that.
Yeah, you got nine other kids. That was probably one of them.
And my my grandfather used to bottlehis own root heer, so like,

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what do you have this? Theyall talk about the legend of this
one of this one strap that hehad, or it was like the upside
down bottle caps that he attached toit. So like a picture like a
belt, but the bottle caps attachedto it upside down. Oh no,
I guess that was for like thereal serious offenses. That's for armed robbery.

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I'm sure that's not like some moviewhere sounds cruel and unusual. It
was the sixties, you know,I be arrested today. Yeah, oh
yeah, my god, twenty yearsI could probably get arrested just for telling
the story. And I wasn't evenwasn't even born yet. Yeah, yeah,

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man, those whoopings worked. Iat least thought about it. I
thought twice about it. You considereda consequence. But that's to answer your
question very you know, long wayway around here. But yeah, I
mean that's that's how it happens.You know, there are no consequences,
no real consequences. Go to yourroom used to be a real deterrent because
there was jack ish to doing that, no social no video games. Yeah.

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Now it's a palace filled with everythingat your fingertips, with the internet
and games and every kids don't evenwant to leave the room ever, right,
Why today's kids are soft? Right? So you know, so that's
not a deterrent, it's it's it'sreally difficult. I think being a parent
is I think more difficult now thanit used to be. I think taking

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away the phone would have to bethe ultimate punishment. Maybe send them outside,
you have to no advice. Ohremember we've had that story where kids
call the cops on their parents fortaking away their phone. Yeah, yeah,
there's still a phone in the housein cases a fire. So yeah,
I guess you're okay. I wouldn'tbe surprised if that eventually becomes like
against the law, Like you getpicked up for taking their quote property that

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you pay for. Well, yeah, have the kids furnish a bill and
show that we always told you haveno rights. Yeah, none of this
is yours. Just a kid,you know? Rights? Rights? Yeah?
Your yeah, your phone? Whatare you talking about? Your phone?
Right? My phone? All righteight seven seven forty four Wooding hit
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Show, and we begin in anew hour, insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. It's Wednesday morning,May twenty second, twenty twenty four.
I'm what of that's raving. There'sGreg Gory. Yeah, h Menace,
good morning to you. You havemore in Woody. You've got Sea Bass
on the set, yeah, SeaBasso. They're in Ohio and h he's

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doing this movie for this week andnext week. And we saw actually a
post where he was in costume.But I got I gotta say, like,
look what a budget looks like ahigh school play. No, he
looks like he's a cowboy going tothe white party. Yeah, oh yeah,
that's true. Yeah, as youcan kind of tell from this photo,

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I'm like the quote unquote good uhmaybe sort of dainty cowboy. Oh
yeaheah dat cowboy, broke back cowboy. There's Sammy morning and we got the
phones open eight seven seven forty fourwoodie, and it's over the text over
to two two nine eight seven.So yeah, how's how's filming going so
far? We're getting long first coupleof days. I am an official cowboy,

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though. I got to ride ahorse eat oh nice, oh nice,
And by which I mean they likethey taught me how to get on
and off of that looking like acomplete a whole trot around a little bit,
not even trot walk slowly, okay, little bit? Are we talking
corn horse Arabian? Where were cantering? Like? What are we doing?
Yeah, none of that stuff.I'm sure your daughter has more horse experience

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than oh yeah, oh yeah,so I got to hear all about so
like yeah, I oh, I'msure. Yeah. So just so I
can get on and get off andsit up straight with that looking like a
total te word that makes sense becauseI'm sure this project doesn't exactly have the
insurance for you to go galloping all. That's a good question. I haven't

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really been like normally and what heknows this from doing you know, mayans
and all that stuff, Like you'reusually signing a lot of stuff with things.
Oh yeah, none of that's happened. So you really are you checking
the guns? Zeros check the guns? Yeah, there's like a meta you
know things. That's the thing too. No, that's the good thing is

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because we're doing this at sort ofa not a dude ranch, but at
a wild West area, and there'sthere's staff on site who are actually guys
who do this every you know,twenty four seven, three sixty five.
And yeah, there are a coupleof guys who are handling all those props.
Uh, you know, there's noblanks that are that are being shot
yet and uh huh all that stuff. But it's one of those it's one

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of those things where a bunch ofdudes who just didn't roll in. Yeah,
we do. All the staff thatlives and works here all the time,
their first aid kit is a bunchof popsicle sticks and some duct taip.
Yeah, and okay quite frankly,Yeah, is the filming on schedule?
You guys aren't behind? I knowit's big cost if you get to
fall behind, right exactly. No, that the all they all that stuff's

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going fine, uh yeah, andit's because we're doing it basically, we're
using stuff that's already built. They'renot having to build that built thing.
It's just hey, shows cool.As a ex film student, what kind
of cameras are you using to shootthis? I want to see how high
end it is? No, it'sdigital stuff. It's not film or whatever.

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But yeah, like no road no, no, like yeah, still
it's like a red cam or somethinglike that. Yeah, cool talking about
Yeah, we messed talking about likelike Netflix has standards for their cameras and
I somewhat familiar with that and itlooks to be in that range. Nice.
Well, we got card and Arkscoming up for you this hour.

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He's already been doing some card arksthere in Ohio and he's he's a really
promiseds an explosive round of card arkstoday and controversial and controversial. So that's
coming up. I don't know,because we were talking about podcasts and you
know what podcasts are you listening toAndy. Dude, it's always a weird
time with the Joe Rogan podcast.Everybody's talking about this. Terrence Howard interview,

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did you see thinking about it?Very Okay, So Terrence Howard,
isn't it Yeah? Yeah. TerrenceHoward said that he remembers his own birth.
He remembers being circumcised. Okay.He insists that a patent that he
owned but later in twenty ten wasthe basis of virtual reality technology was ok

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He talks about how we're about toquote kill gravity, saying quote we're about
to kill gravity. We're about tokill their god gravity and they don't want
that. Who's they over? Thegovernment? He then presented a video in
which is so called business partner narrateda computer animation model that supposedly shows how

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lynch pins and vortexes were used tocreate a zero gravity saturn. Mennis would
love to hang with Terrence, andit's the first person I thought of.
Terrence has been weird. Yeah,he's been weird. I think this is
the biggest platform though he's been givento be this weird. But he's been
saying this stuff for years. Yeah. See, I didn't know that about

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him. You didn't know. Yeah, that's why he got replaced in Iron
Man. Well, he got replacedin Iron Man because he's also a dick.
Oh, people don't believe. MarvelStudios was like, you know what,
you're one and done, and sothey replaced that character an actor.
Yeah. Yeah, it seems likeeverybody on Empire had a problem. Is

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that what it was called? Craft? Yeah, I'm with Woody. I
didn't know he was this week.Oh yeah, no idea, it's been
here, but definitely right. Thisis his biggest platform to display for sure.
That's why everybody's knowing about it now. It's on their road being menace
and I found I think I thinkit was Sea Bass or somebody was saying

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that they don't really listen to there'sa Sea Bass that they don't really listen
to a full podcast of whichever oneit was, they watched the clips.
I think it might have been mentme. Yeah, there's a lot of
podcasts that I only watched the clipson tiktalk, and I feel that's the
best way to enjoy if you're goingto enjoy Joe Rogan because it's three hours.
Oh my god. Anytime I've triedto listen to it because there's been

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somebody I've been interested in who's beenon there. I wanted to hear their
interview. It goes on forever.Yeah yeah, I'm like, wow,
like kudos to anybody who made itthrough the entire thing, because it's a
lot of just h yeah, wellyeah, well yeah. Joe Rogan is

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not a good interviewer. He justsays oh okay, and it talks about
working out. I mean, look, he's he's a huge success. I
can't take that away from it.But I'm expecting, like when I'm going
in there, I'm expecting fireworks becauseyou see all this stuff clips that are
getting posted, people talking about whateverthe interview was, and it was that
moment and maybe that's the way toreally consume that podcast is through the clips

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as opposed to trying to make itfor the three hours. Right, he
just sit out there with his linein the water and yeah, someone says
something insane. Yeah, well,I guess apparently when he got Tarren Howard
and that's like fishing in a sockedpond. Yeah yeah, that's why you
again, that's what you take amoment You're like, okay, what am

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I doing? Because this is thisis a podcast where the guy gets paid
two hundred million dollars to do it. But he's already famous. He was
already the m M A guy.Yeah, but there's there's a lot of
famous people that have podcasts, uhhuh yeah, and they're not Yeah he
was the first. Yeah. Soyou're just like okay, so you just
like you take the moments like,okay, what really pops off? And

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it's like the clips and stuff.We we recently just had a couple of
clips that have gone to hundreds ofthousands of views. Yeah, look out,
Joe Rogan, Yeah, look out. Was Terrence Howard raised in a
cult or something that sounds like achildhood like he was taught to just be
weird? Yeah? No, Ithink he's that's bizarre. And then when

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you actually start believing that stuff,it's to be like in a character or
kind of like you're you're known forjust being kind of strange, and so
you do and you say strange thingsto get people to think like, oh,
he's so mysterious or so or colecticor whatever it is like to say
the words they're killing gravity? Right? What? What? What? What?

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What? How did you get raised? Yeah? Anyway, but also
goes back to the other point ofyou know, you want to get some
pub you just interview a fans person. Well it does so it does sound
like something that Manister to spend hisentire three hour podcast listening to. Yeah,
for sure you should have. Youshould have a listening podcast of listening

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to Joe Rogan. Yeah, itsounds like the kind of stuff that you
know, Yeah, all the conspiracyabout it. Yeah, all right,
Well we're gonna take the break andthen Sea Bass will join us for the
Ohio edition of cart Narks. Everybody. Yeah, again it's controversial. Just
in time to the Woody Show isback Noise And if you want to send

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a text check in with us,do that over to two nine eight seven.
We got Sea Bass checking in fromOhio where he is on location shooting
a movie, big movie star.How are you gonna show up in the
credits? Is just gonna be SeaBass? Like one name like Prince or
Oprah. Yeah, yeah, wegot it to do that, Doe that

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established See if it was a realset, they would actually come to you
as well, and they'd have likea form free to fill out how you
want to appear in the credits?Right, Yeah, that didn't happen.
Also, you were talking about highpitched Eric from the Howard Stern Show,
like he did he ever make itto set? You said, it's been
a journey so far. Yeah,he hasn't yet. He's scheduled maybe for

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later in the week. Uh.He's like, there's like a bunch of
people like that who are coming inand I think they're not exactly holding their
breath over him. Yeah. It'slike the story of when they were filming
Ghostbusters and Dan Aykroyd had had aconversation with Bill Murray but there was nothing,
like I guess, nothing written down, signed, nothing signed, And
they're like, man, is BillMurray gonna show up because he's a hard

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guy, notoriously hard guy to geta hold of, And they weren't sure.
This the morning of the first dayof shooting and there's Bill Murray,
I as promised, shows up,prepared, ready to go. But until
that moment, like nobody had heardfrom him. I thought that was hilarious.
Bill Murray was a professional actress.Yeah, yeah, history, Yeah,

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But they were talking about like howeverybody like in the what's it the
movies that made us one of thoseshows on Netflix They were just talking about
like how nervous and on edge everybodywas because like here we are, I
mean, we're all set up,ready to go. There's a ton of
money on the line here and we'rejust hoping that Bill shows up going to
be there. Yeah, is themovie legit as far as like is there
a key grip and the clapboard andscripts and all that, right, Well,

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like the cinematographer and the guys likecamera tech, soundtech, those dudes
are all guys who have worked onother other actual productions. Actual the cinematographer
actually just came off some kind ofactual studio movie. So yeah, those
those people are not just dudes theyfound on craigs. Oh yeah, that's
awesome. I mean everybody else mightbe right yeah, like me, right
right, right right, all right, Well it's time for an Ohio round

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of cart narks. Everybody, cartnarts. What you're gonna do, What
you're gonna do when they n onyou? Carnarks? Cartnarks? What you're
gonna do? What you're gonna dowhen they knock on you? Narks is
filmed alongside the men and women ofcard narks. Listen, are just stretching
his advice. I mean, youknow, he can't let something like you

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know, this little movie project orwhatever really get in the way of his
true love, which is to tryto get people to do the right thing
and return their cards. They're inthe parking lots across our fine land shopping
centers, grocery stores and whatnot,and all they gotta do is put the
card back in the corral or bringit back to this front of the store.
But it's too far. Yeah,but man, people get people get
offended, they get combative, allworked. And it's a controversial and explosive

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round of Ohio cart arcs today,right. And I told the producer of
the film, like, if Idon't show up one day on set,
I didn't over sleep, I'm eitherin the hospital or in jail. So
are looking for me that way?Professional? Yeah. And one of the
controversial aspects of cart and arcs iswhen people leave their carts in and around
the handicapped spots, because there's allkinds of extra space around those spots for

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people to get in and out withwalkers, chairs, you know, canes,
et cetera, et cetera. Andwhen people see big, wide open
spaces they say, aha, mycart's going right there. Now, some
folks will use those disabled spots andthen drop their carts off right outside,
like in little walkways, and somy job as a card ark is too.
And this is this is where thecontroversy comes in, is to kind

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of decide because I've been watching them. I watch them walk out of the
store, watch them do whatever isare they really do they? Are they
really kind of do they need tojust dunt that cart and go? Or
are they just a big fatso who'snot using it as an excuse? Right
exactly. So that's what I decidedwith this first guy is he's a big

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dude, but he's younger, he'slike thirty, could be disabled, but
from watching him walk around, hecould also walk the three spots to put
his card back and not dump itoff in the middle of the walkway.
And so that's where this approach startshere, all right, will you show
card narcs? That's not where thecards go. I'm also to get over
it. Well, sir, sir, pardon me, Maybe I could play

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something for you. The reason thisplace is empty is so that folks can
take their wheelchairs and go down thislane right here, right, I have
seven cracks in my spine. Sorryto hear that. This hurts like hell
walking down there when I don't haveto. I'm not gonna do it.
Sorry, you walked out here.Get over it? Yeah, get over
get over it. Seven stacks inthe spot. Stop obsessing. Look,
I can't do it. I gota crack in my ass. Right.

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I was fine while shopping, right, totally fine, exactly loading the bags
in. But the second I didn'tneed my cart anymore. You know whatever,
I'm hey, Maybe I'm maybe I'mthe a hole. Maybe I'm wrong.
I couldn't be. It's possible,but just in case to find out,
I put one of our cart narksmagnets on, you know, the
fender, a little little front hoodof this car. And you know,

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you think if he really had allthese cracks in his spine in other places,
he'd he'd say, you know whatthis guy, Yeah, you look
at it too much pain, Isee I bother to go do that.
Get we just heard what he said. He's got another handicapped person card arks
right right there, right there.Destruction of front property. Do it again.
I'll call along, sir. Doyou know what destruction means? Because

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your car is not destroyed in anywhat way, doesn't matter. It does
my car is destruction. What doesinstruction mean, sir? Any damage does
vehicle? I don't want the magneton my Car's not damage. That's not
that, it's not damaging. Itdoesn't matter. If you put the magnet
on there, don't go through mycar. That's damage. Now, sir,
I thought you had a lot ofpain that you got out just to
move this magne from here. Sothat seems to robut your first point,

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if my first point it just don'tknow. Check it out here, Phil,
I'm gonna call the law destruction ofproperty. Yeah, I tell you,
man, I got flashbacks to growingup in Nashville right there, because
anytime they call it, not thepolice, but the law. Because I'm
in rural Hi. I'm not inColumbus. I'm not in Cincinnati or even
Raby's love of Cleveland. I'm notin the sticks. You know what's weird

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in Baltimore. I learned this fromthe wire. They call police officers a
police, A police call a policeon you. I'm gonna call a police.
I was talking to you, please. Yeah, he'sn't gotten out of
his car one time. Apparently inscruciatingpain. So now what if I do
the patented card Arks move of afake out? So I kind of like,

(28:45):
yeah, yeah, I put Ihave that magnet in my hand,
I hold it kind of below hiseye line. I'm putting on the fender
of his car, and then Ipretend like I put it there. Now,
clearly he wouldn't get out of hiscar again if I did that.
Pain too much pain, he cracks. Let's find out, all right,
it don't work my first point,car again, and you're asked to be
arrested for what. See, Itracked you. I didn't put it on

(29:08):
there one more time, Bud.Then what will you take a car back?
I'm again, this seems like alot of pain that suddenly went away
the moment you didn't like your magneton your car. So, oh no,
he scared me with his horn.Okay, lots of energy to run

(29:29):
you over. Yeah, threatening exactly. Which that's actual, that's actual.
That's an actual criminal problem there.That's illegal to an individually cause or believe
they're going to be caused harm.What what I think he was talking about
with destruction of property is criminal damage, which again I'm not doing. So
on and so forth. But again, he's not a lawyer, he's just
a big fan liar. The confrontationis very healing, Yeah exactly. Yeah,

(29:56):
he's feeling a miracle, are soYeah, Let's let's get more to
this threat to run my ass over? Okay, Well, sir, there's
a poll on the way. Youcan't do that, sir. Have you
reconsidered well or else? What?Sir? Will you reconsider and think about

(30:17):
your life? And then lying tothem about what destruction is? Not lying,
sir? To find the word destructionfor me without using car in it?
Why are using curse words, sir? Instead of being nice like me?
You're not. I'm being so sweet. One more time you said one
more time, like five times ago. I'm just gonna say how many How
many times are you gonna say onemore time? I can tell you from

(30:40):
experience as a parent, you haveto some point follow through. You can't
just endlessly give warnings because they'll neverrespect you. As I am not with
him and he says he's gonna runme over, But as a trained cart
and arcs agent, I'm always I'mnever standing directly in front of her,
behind someone's part and right, there'sa big poll right in the way,

(31:00):
which he would have to accelerate throughand over to hit me. So he's
not thinking of any of this stuffwhen he's making these wild thrust and accusations.
Huh. So he's he's realized againat all points in this conversation he
could have driven away, sure,but he's not so. And there's not
even a Maggie on his car.He just believes there is. He's one.
He's too lazy to get out athird time to take a look at

(31:21):
it. Well, he tricked himone tricked again, Yeah, well,
yeah, tricked him twice. Actuallytwice, he said, one more time,
one more time, and then yeah. Time he gets in and I'm
talking to him through his passenger window, and he's on his phone for a
good minute or two. I don'tknow if he can't find the number to
the law or what, but that'sthat's where he is now, all right,

(31:44):
all right, he's calling the cops. Now, sir, I thought
you were in some kind of direpain. Yet you've walked out in and
out of your car. A coupleof times. He's threatened to run me
over, which, by the way, is a threat of violence, battery
or aggravated battery. I guess inthis case, with the car would be
running me over. The assaults wouldbe the threat to run me over,
should you have imagined on your fender, which of course is a non damaging

(32:05):
thing to Oh, he's rolling uphis window. He didn't like being lectured.
Yeah, he's too much, rightexactly. So unfortunately he just kind
of sat And I've seen this movea couple of times where they know they're
wrong and they know if the copsshow up, they'll just look stupid,
so they sit there on their phonefor a few minutes. And unfortunately that's

(32:28):
kind of what he did. AndI walked away for a little bit,
and when I came back, hewas gone, all right, well he's
feeling So what your masses in Ohio? Doing some cotton marking there as he's
on you know, his a littletwo weeks sabbatical to go film this movie.
Yeah you're not. Yeah, whenyou're a card Ark agent, there

(32:49):
are no days off, no no. And that's where I was. I
was out here. I saw thisis a big dude, big truck,
big billy, badass type. Uh, And he had kind of pre played
his cart near the rear near histhe bed of his truck. And that's
always a warning sign for us inthe cart arcs because once you once you
push your cart back between the spots, Oh, it's so tempting to just
leave it there instead of pushing itback out to the cart return. Well

(33:12):
that's what this guy did, andhe didn't like me. I didn't even
put the mining on his car,on his truck, but just me whipping
the mining out is enough to pissthis dude off. Right here, all
right, got a mining four here? Sir? Likes that right was on
your car? Yeah, it's thetruck number one. So bro, how
you doing? This guy looks rightthere. Yeah, hey that's not cool,

(33:36):
bron, watch out he might behe seems angry for some reason.
Good, I'm a stable vettery.Oh okay, so are other guys.
Wow? Yeah right, so thefirst guy you don't get that f F
car. Yeah. And then becauseI'm wearing you know, these other two
guys walk up behind me, whoare apparently surfer bros. They cut they

(33:59):
come up apparently one of them isa veteran, and they've got my back,
which is awesome. Thank you foryour service. Well, okay,
what you are you you're you're premonitioninghere. So uh so the guy,
this guy, now he's got threeon one. He's got not only the
cartnarks explaining to him that don't bea big lazy bones. And he's a
full grown man. You know,there's no reason for him. He's way

(34:20):
out in the back of that lot. He still refuses, even in the
face of me and my two backups. Here. You see what I'm not
going to Why not if you dothat on my car? I don't what
do you gotta tell him? That'syour chandalized. See, vandalism requires damage.
This is a non damaging thing,sir. Just put the card away,
sir. I agree with that,sir. I mean, how about

(34:44):
let's do it together. He's alwaysto be fair. I don't know these
guys. I don't I've never metthem before in my life. Where was
Solar pros? Solo Pros. Niceto meet you. Sure, thanks as
well, sir. We're doing somework because this bread it out for your
pretty unbeatable deal. Yeah, that'sa high level move to throw for your

(35:05):
company during a car narket. Yeah, we'll do it again, bro,
I don't put a Magazimum on mycard. Because I didn't put my car,
says, I don't return my shoppingcar like a jerk. Yeah,
come on, we'll do it together. Yeah, yeah, it making friends.
Come on, let's go. Yeah, these guys and I don't.
We often talk about don't make yourown narking or whatever, and don't interfere

(35:25):
with official narcs on duty. Butif you are going to do it,
this is the perfect way to doit, right. They're not escalating,
and yeah, you know you're beingsweet. You're offering, you're offering solutions
to get out of the situation,right exactly. So these two bros,
they they've made their point. I'vegiven them a little card nark sticker and
they they again, one of themdisabled veteran. So they are on their

(35:47):
way here. But hey, thanksbro, thanks for stopping and helping out.
Guys. I notice how the folkswho serve the country, they say,
hey, let's all be responsible,pick up after ourselves. Much more,
much more, bigger problem. Surecancer, If I apologize, if
I'm keeping you from getting the cancersurgery because it is more important, I
do agree. How dare you he'sprogrammed to say thank you for your service?

(36:15):
You don't want to seem like thesethat kind of jerk. But he
doesn't thank them for their service byreturning his card, and he gives us
the classic excuse this is in thelibrary of lazy bones excuses, is that
there's more important things to do.Well, yeah, well guess what you're
not doing more important things? AsI properly shamed him there. So at

(36:35):
this point he's been beaten down byverbally at least by three people. I've
been skewing him with classic rebuttals.And he final and I give him an
out here, and under his breathhe actually takes the out. Oh,
okay, or how about this?If you ask me nicely, I'll take
it that for you for the record, he sayd why don't you do that

(36:57):
please? And I will do that, sir, Thank you for being nice.
Would you like to take this,ma'am? I know I was going
to put it over there that somebodydidn't picked. How does that occur to
you that that might happen. It'salmost like you have a brain. Yes,
yeah, that was a very itmight be yeah, the most satisfying,

(37:17):
warm warming. Yes, all thesethings came through as promised. Well,
Sea Bass, nice work on thecart narks as all right, yeah,
and good luck on the set ofthe movie and we'll check in with
you. All right. I'm notover it, sir, because you've blocked

(37:39):
another handicapped person car narks right rightthere, right there, destruction of profit.
Do you do it again? I'llcall along, sir. Do you
know what destruction means? Because yourcar is not destroyed in any what way
doesn't matter, it does something?What far is destruction? What does instructure
mean? Sir? Any damage tovehicle? I don't know what The magnetialmal

(38:00):
that's not damage, that's not withoutit's not damaging. It doesn't matter.
If you put the magnet on there, don't go to my car. That's
damage, now, sir. Ithought you had a lot of pain that
you got out just to move thismagnet from your car. So that seems
to Robut your first point, don'trecording my first. So you remember a
PEPSI did that win a jet?Yeah, we did the whole documentary about

(38:22):
it. Yeah, that was goodbecause they didn't really intend on giving away
a fighter jet. Right, andthen somebody called them on it, right
exactly. Actually somebody did what youhad to do. Yeah, well,
liquid death, they're giving away areal jet as part of their latest promotional
campaign. The company said it wasinspired by that pepsi that pepsi thing,

(38:45):
and uh, the plane that they'regiving away. I looked it up.
It's an Arrow L thirty nine.This is a high performance jet trainer.
It's got to arrangement about a thousandmiles top speed of four hundred and seventy
miles an hour. Like you're notgonna be taking this like to with your
family to you know, dinner inanother city kind of thing. It's it's

(39:06):
really it's like it's a jet trainer, so when you're when you're training on
jets. Yeah, because it's likea it's for like fighter jets. It's
Arrow a E R O L DASHthirty nine. Yeah, fighter jet.
Yeah, that'd be cool. Iwould love to fly that. I thought

(39:27):
to fly anything, right, itwould be super cool. Is that like
a one seater probably? Yeah,that's cool. That's pretty cool. I
think Tom Cruise has one of those, really, which is cool. I
saw this plane like if I wasever going to have a plane, this

(39:51):
would be the cool one to have. It's it's made by Cirrus, and
Cirrus is the plane that offers theparachute. You've heard about that. So
it's a single engine prop, butif the engine fails, you can deploy
the parachute and you'll float down,which is exactly what Greg wants. Yes,
every plane should have that. Yeah, well they have a jet now,

(40:14):
a vision. I think it's calledthe Cirrus Vision, and it's a
single jet kind of mounted on thetop of the fuselage. Yeah, it's
really cool. No bathroom on there. I've always wondered, like, so
if you're on these planes, likeand you really got like, what do
you do? Just like pee inthe bottle? Thin it is? I
mean they're so small you can justland it somewhere. But anyway, there's

(40:35):
there's two things. Number One,it still has the parachute if you want
that. But let's just say we'reflying right, I got you guys on
board. I pass out or havea heart attack or whatever, and like,
damn it, none of us knowhow to fly this plane. There's
a button up towards the ceiling thatyou hit it and the plane will find

(40:57):
the nearest airport and land itself.Uh that wrap I would just get on
board and push the button. Iwant to, I'm sure I alert to
people. So before you're even allowedto buy this plane, you got you
gotta get certified on this particular plane. You get a license for it.
Wow. And so you do that. Part of the training is that you

(41:17):
learn, like the parachute thing,you learn the auto lamb thing. Wow.
And so like, I know,the auto lamp thing. They'll actually
have you do that. Okay,the parachute thing you do through a simulator,
but still good to know though,still pretty cool. It's cool that
the tail is like a v asopposed to just like yeah, fin Yeah,
it's kind of like the I don'tknow if you've ever seen like a
Honda. Honda makes a Honda Jet, Hana Jet. Yeah, I love

(41:40):
those. Yeah, it's pretty cool. He is one guy in line has
got one. I mean, look, I'm never gonna have a plane,
but never say never. The rangethis is maybe, yeah, maybe if
I win this liquid death thing.Yeah, twelve and seventy five miles on
what on the jet you're talking aboutthe Serrus vision. Yeah, it's pretty
cool. So you're not going tohear up in that twelve undred miles that's

(42:01):
it, says, twelve hundred andseventy five nautical miles. Oh okay,
no way, it says nm,yeah miles, notical miles. Yeah,
I thought that was only for thewater me too. Well, so pretty
cool. If you win the jet, like, what do you do with
it? I know, well,year, it's a four hundred thousand dollars

(42:22):
jet. If you choose not totake the jet, they'll deliver a briefcase
with two hundred and fifty thousand.But do you still pay the taxes on
the two hundred and fifty thousand probablyyes, Oh, it's a four hundred
thousand dollar jet. That's why they'regiving you two hundred thousand dollars, because
you're already you're paying the taxes.I know, what if somebody gives you
if the prize is two hundred andfifty thousand, I'm assuming, I'm assuming

(42:44):
the value of the jet is fourhundred thousand. At the end of the
day, after taxes, you gettwo hundred thousand, So you're probably they're
probably they probably are giving you fourhundred thousand dollars, but taking away after
I'm just reading it as it's writtenin the press. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, if you have more questions, called liquid debt debt, Although I
think I would take the plane.It's cool you will. Briefcase they did

(43:07):
mention they'll give you six months ofhangar space so you don't have to pay
for that hangar space and you gottapay for you know, what the hell
would you do? And then yougot the gas right? Yeah? Eight
seven seven forty four, Woody.That's eight seven seven forty four, Woody.
You can also hit us up ofthe text over to two to nine
eight seven. We're gonna take aquick break The Woody Show with that,

(43:31):
and we are into another new hourinsensitivity training for a politically correct world.
Today is Wednesday, It's May four. That's Rady. Hey, good morning,
Hi, good morning. There's amenace. He is our social media
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(43:52):
fine and a follow on social mediaThe Woody Show social media platform of your
choice. We got Sea Maass onlocation to the movie we talked about.
That's Sammy is here, there's Bort, there's Caroline, Morgan's here, Vaughn's
here. Phones are open. Eightseven seven forty four, Woody. That's
eight seven seven four. A coupleof the news headlining things more sexual assault

(44:16):
allegations coming out about P Diddy andyeah good, I was coming a model
issuing him claiming that he drugged andraped her back in two thousand and three.
And also Netflix just bought this fiftycent Yes, I wonder when that's
gonna come out, because everybody wasbidding on it. Because when I first
saw that, I'm like, wow, is that still gonna come out?

(44:37):
Because I thought maybe it was aboutlike him and his life and like his
backstory, right awesome, right,Like that'd be a bad time for that.
But is it about this kind ofstuff if it's coming from fifty cent?
Yes, because has been talking crapabout people. Okay, I didn't
know that. See I don't.I don't follow a lot of the celebrity
beef. I mean, if it'sfinished, it's going to come out really

(44:59):
fe rather than later I saw it. I saw a story about how Tom
Hanks called Chet Hanks to get theload down. Didn't. That's why we
can see the text. We reachedout to his son, Chet, who's
a man of the streets, tobreak down the beef between Kendrick Lamar and
Drake. Yeah, and uh,he's getting actually a lot of praise on

(45:22):
being able to uh write it outcorrectly coherently, Yeah, in a way
that Tom Hanks can understand. Likemy takeaway was, oh, that's cool.
Tom is still in touch with Ched. He hasn't officially dumped a bit,
but Ched is actually getting praise forit. Yeah, so that's cool.

(45:43):
But I saw going back to pDiddy that some people in the city
of New York want his key tothe city taken away. Oh well,
you know, have him going aroundthat key open. I I think that
was made official that he revoked atOh wow, he can't get in more

(46:04):
info in that flight that we toldyou about yesterday with the one person died,
a bunch of people injured from theturbulence, the guy who dives like
an older dude. I saw that. Turns out the plane went into a
free fall no warning, Craig,so everybody was sitting in their seats without
a seatbelt. Then you know,slammed into the top of the plane top

(46:29):
gun, remember goose and top gunhe rejected, I know, but he
smashed into the canopy. So that'skind of the same thing. When the
plane dives like that, you're gonnago flying up if you don't have a
seatbelt on and you're gonna smash onthe ceiling. Right, That's exactly what
I said. All kinds of dance, you know from heads yea, because

(46:50):
the plane starts going like this,But this guy's getting ejected into don't be
so literal. You slammed into thetop of the I'm being factorial, Oh
factorialorial. These people don't have theirseatbelt on. If you're on a sea
mass is not here, doesn't meanwe have to actually, if you're yeah,

(47:13):
because he the guy on this planeis like a commercial flight. He
project. Look, the guy goosedthe guy good. That's the whole.
If you're good on a flight,you're sitting in your seat, Why would
you not have your seatbelt on.It's not like they're InTru why God,
Like, I'm buckled. It's loose, but I still have it buckled,

(47:35):
Like I wouldn't hit my head onthe I'm not like you with my hand
wrapped around it, and that Ihave belt marks on my waist. As
soon as I feel the plane wouldmaybe start to dip or like go into
a free fall, I would justhold on. It's like being in the
brace position when you're about to crash. Yeah, I'll save you. But

(47:55):
what the plane is like really doingis what they do with the zero G
plane the vomit comment. Yeah,so they train astronauts for waitlessness. I
would love to do that. That'ssuper cool. So yeah, they send
the plane basically what that plane justdid, right into a free fall and
then people just start floating. Wow, and they got to do it for
free cool. I saw another thingthat I would love to do popped up

(48:17):
on Instagram the other day. Doyou ever go to one of those amusement
parks where they have the big giantthing You get put into a harness.
It's got two cables and like abig arch on the back and they pull
you back. Done that? Ihave done that? Okay, it's that,
but on the edge of this giantcliff. So like once once you

(48:38):
release, it's like going out overthe Grand Canyon kind of thing. That's
what it looks like. And youdo this big swing over like just vast.
Doesn't sound dope, hole in theearth. It looks so cool.
I would love to do that.Trying to think of my dollar amount to
do that. Seven figures yeah minimumeven so cool. We couldn't even get

(49:00):
Greg on the last roller coaster thingwe had to do. He sat on
the bench and watched it. Heheld very useful. Yeah screw that.
Yeah, that slingshot thing over acanyon. Yeah, I just remember MENACE's
face when you guys were writing thosethings. At the top of the what

(49:21):
was that distrack? Oh that wasoh yeah, yeah, because it was
too Yeah, it's like a coasteron the top of the strap where they
would it would just go downwards wherethere was no more track. It looks
like you were just going to gostraight off. Yeah yeah, no,
thanks, No, definitely reflected that. And they also had the one where,
yeah, it was like a carouselthat would off the side of it.

(49:45):
Yeah, and you had no overthe shoulder harness, which was the
crazy part. Yeah. Somebody saidthey write an article that the old guy
who died on the turbulence flight diedof a heart attack. That makes I
believe it. All of a sudden, the plane starts diving. You're an
old dude. I can see her. That would be like the all that
breaks the camel's heart. Oh yeah, I could see that heart attack.
Stroke, yeah, seizure, vomit, you have all that simultaneous. Here's

(50:07):
nine on nine texting over what you'rein a hurling piece of machinery flying through
the air. Keep your belt on. Look, rookie, let me tell
you something. When I flew withthe Thunderbirds, and yes, I got
to fly with the Thunderbirds. Ohfor that, I was strapped in Okay.
When I'm on a Southwest flight,We're good. I'm too good for

(50:29):
it. I'm just saying, likeyou know, I'm an experienced flyer flowing
with the Thunderbirds. Nobody's experienced foryou playing. I've done a loopedy loop
in a barrel roll ye Knife saidexciting. We did an unrestricted takeoff where
we shot straight up. I'm goodon Southwest flight nineteen sixty four Southwest.

(50:52):
I'm just saying, no big deal. I don't need to buckle into yeah
like I've been for example texting andnot for everybody. I happen to be
great at it until until that onetime the Thunderbirds themselves would tell you to
wear your seatbelts on the Thunderbirds,do you think that their seatbelts? Do

(51:15):
you think Ivan? Do you thinkthat when he's on Southwest he buckles up?
I don't think so, because he'ssmart to be a thunderbird. I
don't think so he would ride onthe wing if he was allowed. Man,
oh god, just thinking about thisstory. I can't even So it
is up with Greg. I driveeverywhere. Uh work, could get mad

(51:35):
because I take extra days to drive, but my car will not fall from
the sky. I hear you.You don't drive. You're not driving by
plane crashes every day, but youare driving past car accidents every day.
You can tell those of us inthe fear of flying community that stats all
day long doesn't work. Okay,I'm just thinking about Okay, my son

(51:55):
is a year away from being ableto get his license. What I would
have to go through to get mypilot's license is insane. It's so much
work. It's so much training,studying everything else. Don't give anybody a
driver's license pretty much, Yeah,you know, but you actually have to
like know stuff and train and andthe planes pretty much fly themselves. They

(52:19):
want to be in the air.They don't want to crack. I don't
want to be on the ground.Greg. Yeah, look, it could
be a five hour long lecture onhow safe it is, so doesn't change
anything. Yeah, I mean,you know, it's not meant to be
we're not meant to be up there. It really sucks because I want you
to take that trip to Italy thatyou've been trying. I know, and
I don't care. Yes sereg Gregprotests flying, but like once he's on

(52:46):
the plane, he's fine. Iam not would I know, but he
goes on these trips and then youknow, it's like being forced to when
we land me goo was that bad? You know it was? Look it
was fine. Well he's as Hell'ssweat. Yeah, Megai, from wheels
up to wheels down, it's abjectterror the entire time. Oh yeah,

(53:09):
you watch that show Air Disasters.No, it's on Prime, your favorite.
So I just texted over about that. That's great. You gotta watch
that, Yes, thank you AirDisasters, thank you. And then Raby
can watch clown murders. Yeap watchbeing naked in front of everybody. That
one for my brother from another mother. I never wear a seatbelt on a

(53:30):
plane, not even during takeoff orlanding. Thank you. Such a bad
as listens to the Woodies show.I love it. You're just jealous,
Yeah, that's what it is.You just kind of live. Just live
your life, Just live your life. I'm jealous. Because belt live your

(53:51):
life without restraint. Yes, justlet it be, you know, yeah,
live life and party. Yeah.It's like you're gonna ride a motorcycle
with a helmet on, and whatyou girl? Pussy? You want to
feel the wind in your hair?Right? Why ride the It's like why
grill if you're using gas charcoal only? Yeah, great, might as well

(54:15):
just bring it inside and cuck iton the stove. I just figured out
how to root for you. Twoand a half weeks without taking a plane.
You can get to La. It'sgonna take hellas sick. If you're
retiring, need a show of mines? Who's getting I'm not asking, I'm

(54:36):
demanding. It's the show, allright. Well, I'm trying to decide
what what direct show? I wantto go here? All right? I
have so much stuff that I wantto share with you guys. There's there's
just a lot of really good stuffto to cover, all right, I'll

(54:58):
go with this. And there's there'sa selfish reason, dude, weepy what
he almost made an appearance? Really? Yes, yesterday? Yes, I
am in insanely, insanely over thetop proud of my son. Oh wow,
he got his first job. Oha job. He's about to turn

(55:22):
fifteen? Oh really okay, yep, it's about to turn fifteen permit.
He applied and he was wondering whyafter a few days he hadn't heard anything,
So he followed up with one ofthe most professional, adult sounding emails
I've ever seen from a kid andmost adults. I mean, I've been

(55:45):
in plenty of positions where you know, we're hiring, and I'm going through
resumes and people following up? Yo, what's up? What's good? From
people I don't even know? It'dbe one thing if I knew the person,
Yo, what's up you? Iare an adult, y'all. And
he's like, uh, hi,you know my name? And just following
up. I submitted an application onthis date and just wanted to make sure

(56:07):
I wasn't missing anything or there's somethingelse that he needed to do. Wow,
look at you. Good for him, look at you. So,
yeah, he's got a job.Wow what is he doing? He uh,
he's going to work at the atthe water park. Oh sweet?
Yeah, he's working in the tuberentals. Oh noise aeso. So he
got the plug? What he hasthe plug? The plug meaning you can

(56:31):
get a discount okay, sorry,yes, yes, he has the plug.
Awesome, that's right, he's gotthe plug. Guys. Nice.
But that's what his goal was,so he achieved it. Right. He
said he wanted to work at thewater park. Yeah, we steered him
away from food. Yeah. Idon't want to do that. Yeah that's
tough. Yeah, I'm really proudof him. That's great fun at fifteen,

(56:52):
it'd be super fun. Yeah,it's just crazy. I think,
like, you know, your child'sworking. Yeah, this is working.
That's why I kept calling him yesterday. Yeah, what's up, working man?
When does he start? And hehas to fill out all stuff?
Because I understand that what's this taxstuff? Again? Ready, learner,
just wait until your first paycheck.I was explaining to them what taxes were,

(57:15):
and so, yeah, you're gonnaget a paycheck, except you know,
I think it's like seventeen bucks anhour. They're paying pretty good,
pretty good for a fourteen year old, right, Yeah that was my paycheck
when I was right. Yeah,explained that he's going to get four dollars.
Right. I was explaining to him, like how that's going to work.
I said, you're not going toYou can't just take like seventeen dollars
an hour and multiply that out bythe number of hours. Yes, that's

(57:37):
to get what they call the grossamount. Okay, and then what you
take home is your net. Likeso at the end, after everything is
taken out, what's taken out taxes? Yeah, like what cents. Now
he's not gonna have any kind oflike, uh, you know, tax
liability. He's not going to makeenough money. Then he's going to end
up, you know, at theend of the year. But you're going

(57:59):
to teach him to say a littlesomething. So oh, yeah, of
course, because that's what my daddid with my first job at King's Family
Restaurants. But we had to signthem up for you know, direct deposit.
Yep. Very exciting. I'm veryI'm very very happy, very very
proud, and almost wept about it. Was he exsited about the taxes.
Oh, he's very exciting. Andwhen I explained it to him, he
goes, well, that ain't thatbad. Oh oh, he's all that

(58:22):
votes for more. I said,not my son, not this not bad.
Ye wait till you see what theydo with that money. Yeah,
yeah, forget the four day workweek idea. And a survey of about
eight hundred business leaders, nine percentsay their company plans to institute a six
day work week. Oh wow,good Lord for some employees in twenty twenty

(58:44):
five to increase revenue and productivity.One of those companies Samsung. Oh wow.
And they've been getting a lot ofpress about this. And you know
who doesn't have to work, youknow, for Samsung if you don't want
to, you, yeah, youdon't want to. Yeah. This one
reer coach is quoted in the articlesaying it seems to be very tone deaf
in a world where people are demandingmore work life balance and more customization of

(59:08):
the way they work. Well,I mean, then don't sign up for
that job. That's not the kindof job. Like I don't want to
work in food, So I don'twork in food, right, So yeah,
I don't take that job. Ifyou want a job that's four days
a week, you can go findone. I don't take the job where
the marching order is the customer isalways right. I don't thrive in that
environment. Not a good fit.Not a good fit, that's right,

(59:30):
Craig, Not a good fit.I'll we've heard about quiet quitting, how
about quiet vacationing? Seventy eight percentof workers don't take all their paid time
off. It's the highest among GenZ workers and millennials, and it's because
they feel pressure to meet deadlines andthey get nervous about requesting paid time off
because they don't want to look likea slacker. However, four intens say

(59:52):
they've taken time off without telling theirmanager. Yeah, how would you do
that? Supposed to be a workfrom home day? Work from home day?
Are they saying like, you showup, you show face of the
office, then you go for ameeting, yeah, and then you're gone
chair in high school. Yeah.Then there's also her home room yeah yeah,

(01:00:16):
yeah yeah, and then there's alsouh, the thing where you can
make it look like your mouse ismoving. They mentioned that, yeah,
yeah, interesting, Yeah, theymentioned that all the lengths you go to
make it look like you're working.Yeah, right, you work really hard
to make it look like you're notworking, right, Yeah, the paranoid
Yeah did you? Did you alsohear about quiet firing where they just say

(01:00:39):
that the employer just makes it makesit so unbearable that you just want to
quit. Anyways, I'm like,isn't that every job? What's happening I
didn't receive my paycheck this week.Quiet fire, you're gonna have to talk
to payroll about that. I did, and they did. We're gonna need

(01:01:00):
to go ahead and move you downstairsinto storage. Being could have new people
coming in and we need all thisspace we can get. So if you
could just go ahead and pack upyour stuff and move it down there,
that would be terrisfic. I wouldkay, I could stay it. Excuse

(01:01:22):
me, I believe you had mystapler. You wasn't, but you do.
It's nothing, just chilling true true. The Woody Show a couple of

(01:01:42):
animals in the news. Yeah,wild times in Ontario, Canada, where
a vehicle struck a moose, leftthe roadway and then hit a tree.
So they called for an ambulance andon the way to the see the ambulance
hit a moose. Oh no,the ambulance extremely damn it. But no

(01:02:07):
one was injured. Everyone in thefirst crash was okay as well. The
moose probably. I have no ideaabout the moose there. They're tough,
though, have you ever seen amoose in the wild? No? I
was about to ask imgably huge,Like you think they're big, but then
you see one you're like, really, yeah, I see in a dinosaur.

(01:02:29):
I've seen it. It's so abison in the while, but now
you've seen it. I've seen it. Also huge, but I never seen
a moose. Nothing would occur tome to go up and say, hey,
I'm going to take And they don'teven look like they're moving that fast,
but they're just so big. Theirstrides are so long. I mean
they're halling ass. They're covering alot of ground, but they're barely trying.

(01:02:52):
I like them. I like chocolatemoose, delicious, really good peanut
butter moose. Oh, personally,I prefer chicken liver moose. Oh yeah,
Marty moose. Yep, yeah,he's the moosiest moose we know.
So New York took away this guyseven and fifty pound pet alligator. Good

(01:03:13):
yeah yeah. It was his bestfriend. And now he can't sleep at
night since the state took him awayand send him to go live in Texas.
Why were they cuddling at night?The alligator is thirty four years old.
I'm blind. Oh wow, yeahI saw this one video. Man,

(01:03:34):
this woman's got a crocodile. Idon't know how that is possible.
Yeah, there's no way to dothat, and they can't get emotional or
friendly, right, I mean,how is that even? Yeah, it's
just like that. You never knowthat thing is going to tear your throat
out, exact your kids. Whatabout theater those shrunk into the ballpark?

(01:03:55):
What about But this is a crocodile, I mean a menace, not really
large reptile. We got to getmedicin in front of some really where like
the handler is not where the handleris not controlling them three feet or and
we go all right, menas goahead and do the thing where you got

(01:04:16):
to get behind him and grab themby the stout and hold him up.
Well, those alligator farms in Florida. Lisa Greg mentions that I said,
I've always said three feet in leastnot afraid of. But can you imagine
a two and a half foot Yeah, this room, I'd be jumping right
on top of the seven pounds.Now that's what she said. That's too

(01:04:40):
crazy. But I have been togator Land thanks to uh Bort's recommendation.
Gatland is quite fun. You getspeed the game. Shout out to Gatorland.
Cool. You can sit on topof the gator, which I I
didn't support that does not sound cool. The gator thanks you. Yeah,
He's like, oh guy, siton me christ today, right, yeah,

(01:05:01):
what a crushed him for guy?So many gators? Yeah, eight
seven seven forty four Woodie, Andit's over that text over to two two
nine eight seven. I like Menacebecause I don't think he even knows he's
funny books. I mean, howmuch are they? You think? Regurgitating
words and it just happens to beNow, can you help me with the

(01:05:23):
pronunciation of this show? We lookhow people with food poisoning feel because it
has a head wood shoe And weare into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It isWednesday morning. It's May twenty second,

(01:05:44):
twenty twenty four on whatdy that's raving? There's great Gord morning, We've got
Menace. Let's up Sea mass onlocation in that movie that he's filming.
Got Sammy, Good morning, Sammy, Bort and Caroline are here, Morgan
is here. I'm loving this newconnection that we've got. What's up y'all?
Oh wow, it's like, hey, hey, yeah, everything goes

(01:06:09):
quiet in here when you turn mymic on some it's like how it works?
Yes, I rushed my headphones onreal quick. Oh okay, make
sure we're not off the air,right. It's good. That's good because
sometimes I'm I'm talking to Barton.He's so busy in there doing his stuff
that you know, it takes hima second to realize that we're talking to
him, cause season because there's somany doesn't work the same way. Right
now, this system catches my attentionpretty fast. I like, wow,

(01:06:30):
yeah, well, good morning,good morning, there's a von phones are
open eight seven seven forty four.You can hit us up with the text
over to two nine eighty seven.Somebody just text and joined the break.
I thought this is pretty funny becauseI've thought about this. Greg would appreciate
this. What and it is superlike you want to call it petty or
OCD, but it says. Ijust want to ask if anybody else is

(01:06:54):
annoyed. When you get cash fromthe ATM, it's no longer the bills
are the same way face or evenright side up. I thought I was
the only one that care. It'sanother sign that society is in decline.
Well, I didn't even notice that. I just take the cash and go.
Every time I look at what it'schange at the store if I ever
do use cash, or I goto the bank because I'm going on a

(01:07:15):
trip and I need money for youknow, tips with The first thing I
do is I put all the billsin denomination order, right facing, and
in the lowest to highest right ones, five, ten, twever, and
then yeah, everything's going to gothe same way. I will even go
as far as like, you know, those new style of bills and old
style of bills. I put thenew style bills together and the old style

(01:07:38):
bills together. Okay, that's behavior. No, no, no, not
doing that psychopath behavior. No.I took out money from the ATM a
couple of weeks ago. It waslike two hundred bucks for the same purpose,
tips and whatnot. And I'm gettingmy car and I have to go,

(01:07:58):
like up, flip it this oneway this week come on, and
I got so mad. I'm likenuts, that nuts again? Why is
that nuts? Being orderly is nota disorder? Well, okay, just
funny. Just stick it in yourpocket. You've done, Yeah, in
your pocket, you put it inyour wallet. In sequential, I don't
have wallet with the ones in thefront. You know how the wallets have
the little flap you put the onesin front. The only thing I noticed

(01:08:23):
is the at M fee. Thelast a team I used eight ninety nine,
is that right? Yeah? Thehell were you? Oh you were
at that probably music festival. That'sa festival at Vegas at yeah you know,
yeah, same things, but yeah, like just the ATM fees or
just like you know those random ATMsthat are at a at a liquor store

(01:08:46):
or something like that where it saysfive bucks. Now it's way less.
It's way less of a of atime obligation than it used to be because
there's not as much cash in mylife, right yeah at this point.
But yes, I agree with theTexter thousands at ms should spit out the
money same way, same way,facing absolutely the very least right side up.

(01:09:09):
And I agree with all the othervery Raby is the crazy one,
the chaos my cash is in.I probably go to an ATM nowadays,
probably once every three months. SoRaby, when you when you put away
dishes, you just like throw allthe silverware just in a drawer and they're
all mixed in there, or dothe forks have a place, do the

(01:09:30):
knives out of the place? Prettymixy though, everything's got to have a
place. I like how we're crazybecause we like things orderly and clean.
But then somebody who knows she's notdoing it is like you technically and legitimately
know it's a chaos and you're finewith it. That's not that's not crazy.
I mean, I know, Iknow where it is. I'm the
only one that needs to know whereit is. Where I know where it

(01:09:55):
is, you would sign of thestate of your life. You would have
oh my god, you'd open thepan and you die right there. But
speaking of petty, Greg, youhave to tell them the story that you
told me yesterday, your petty story. I can't It's hilarious. Why did
you bring that? I'm embarrassing,Okay, I'm a barking around. Okay

(01:10:18):
here, I told yeah. Iwas just we were just hanging out together
and just chatting, and I toldher this. I've never seen her laugh
that hard. And then I realizedhow insane I was, like, and
okay, I'll tell you, Sowhat do you Maybe you could relate.
I don't know, but this isso weird. So at our garage here

(01:10:38):
at work, we have a multistory garage. I think it's what four
maybe five stories taller. I enterearly in the morning on the first floor,
and now if you go to theleft of where I enter, there
is a small little bank of parkingspots of them again, just a small
little area to park. Now,on a busier time of day, like

(01:10:58):
when we're not here, you wouldhave to enter and go right and then
loop around and start descending down allthe multiple floors. So the other day,
I was leaving work and I had, you know, my backpack and
my keys in my hand and everything, and I'm walking to my car and
I see this woman again, busytime of day where there's no spots available
where we normally park. She makesa left into the bank where I would

(01:11:21):
normally park to do a loop tosee if there's any spots available, and
I know, oh, she's justlooking to park closer to the top right.
Yeah. So instead of like mewalking and going, hey, i'm
leaving, if you need my spot, no, yeah, I stopped pretended
to like look for something in mybackpack. Why why wouldn't you be helped?

(01:11:46):
I don't know why this person shelooked stuck up to me, you
know, and I thought, wow, what look? I don't remember what
she was said, stuck up.I don't know. I just look kind
of like you're just like this isa bitch. Yeah, And so then
I paused and I like unzipped mybackpack, looked like I'm looking for something.

(01:12:09):
She does the loop around that tinylittle bit and then she goes to
the part where you have to makea rite and start descending. And then
I continued to my car. Youknow what you're not You're not getting this
space even though I was leaving.Well, Greg, you know what that
is? Tom petty, Tom petty, how stupid? That is so dumb?

(01:12:31):
But it is so but I kindof amuse myself. I hot up.
Now she's gotta go downstairs next.Not only do I like regular raby
like cartoon raby boom, where's thejack braby? Cracks my ish up?
Dumb glad you're here chilling? Whatdo you want to show this morning?

(01:13:01):
And uh some food related news,Yes, Kobyashi, this cal has our
daily mention of japan Japanese Yeah sure, count it. Count it the Japanese
eating legend who has won six consecutiveNathan's Hot Dog eating content and is retiring.
Oh no, oh no, cob, He said, when you eat

(01:13:24):
too much, you lose the abilityto smell the food, and you also
ignore signals from your body such asfeeling full. Wants to repair his brain
and his gut. Okay, soit's time to call it quits. I
don't know how old he is,but time to hang it up. Hanging
up, that's right. Time tohang up your stretching pants. KOBYI forty

(01:13:45):
six. He made a lot ofmoney competitive eating. Yeah. Yeah,
he was making like six hundred graina year. Wow. Nice to eat.
Yeah, not a bad gig,but I mean hard to his health
concerns now, dub they should allof health concerns. Yeah, what was
the guy that demand versus food?Yeah? I mean he had to quit,

(01:14:06):
got to quit doing the eating challengechallenges. Yeah, yeah, he
lost a bunch of weight and thena games. So Nestley they make a
bunch of stuff, including frozen foodbrands like Stofers and De Giorno. They're
coming out with a new line ofmeals for people taking the Wago vio zempic,
those semi glut tide drugs GLP onedrugs for weight loss, and the

(01:14:30):
meals are made with whole grains orprotein. Pasta and They consist of sandwich
melts, pizzas, and bowls enrichedand nutrients like potassium, calcium, and
iron that the prescription drug users mightmiss from eating less food. Overall cool,
There were some I don't know,Yeah, I'm not sure exactly what

(01:14:53):
they're what the called, what theLion is called. They just announced that
they're coming out with it. Itwas that guy Andrew's zimmer And that would
travel and find all the weird foodsaround the world. He was very he's
very against it against well, he'sprobably frozen foods in general, right,
Well, yeah, I believe so, but against what, like specifically the
weight loss drugs or the I thinkthis line of food. But I don't

(01:15:14):
know why he'd be against it.I just saw the headline. Yeah,
I would assume every chef is againstgetting anything in the proto. It's better
than what the Menace had for dinner. He had jama juice. Yeah,
oh yeah, the other night Ihad jama juice for dinner because for dinner,
I don't want like a fool meal. I was like, oh,
I want something kind of you know, fruit flavored, So I got a

(01:15:36):
fruit smoothie like strawberry banana delish,but I was like, oh, I
do want some dessert as well.So then I got a peanut butter one.
So I got too smooth. Seethat's plenty of dinner. And it
was delicious. But I got asmoothie and a dessert smooth course Jama dinner.
Yeah, and I was quite satisfied. I do not have that peanut

(01:16:00):
butter one. I usually get therazmatazeanut butter one. No, so good,
no unappealing. Try a peanut butterflats bit on their menu. I
mean they can get like a peanutbutter shape. I know that doesn't appeal
to me either. Really like eatingit? Fine? Drinking it? Yeah,
you're missing out and that rasmeataz forme. That's where it's at Jama

(01:16:23):
Juice. If I'm going there,that's good. Well, get a little
small dessert peanut butter one. I'lltry it out. Look, I'm not
against it. I've just never triedto do. You guys love the smell
of Jama juice when you walk in. God, I love that smell.
Yep. You know where you canget that oranges? Yeah, well,
go to the grocery store, buysome oranges. Very distinct though. Yeah,

(01:16:45):
it's not just it's not just citrus. Yeah, there's something like magical
about it. Well, here wego, we got some other food news
and starting with it. I'm wonderingif any he has tried this yet,
because it it just came out thisweek. McDonald's launching the Grandma mcflurry.
Oh I heard this, Yeah,so they had, they had announced it,

(01:17:09):
huh, and then it just cameout this week. It's vanilla soft
serve with crunchy bits of candy anda new flavored syrup. People who have
tried it say the tastes like carameland butterscotch, like a Warther's original rip.
Yeah, that's a good flavor.That sounds really good. I haven't
run out and tried it because youknow, I'm a big caramel fan.

(01:17:29):
Yeah, that's crazy. As longas it's like given, if it's given
to me, I'll eat it.Yeah. I'm not purchasing on choosing it.
Yeah yeah, but I'm definitely downto try the Grandma mcflur. It's
got a weird name, but itsounds good, feel like when I heard
it, I thought it was goingto be like all butterscotch. Yeah.
Some other food news. I know. Men it's going to be all about
ows. Caprice Son. Oh yeah, now available in an epic ninety six

(01:17:54):
ounce what big jug. You couldget it. Sam's costcos and BJ's well
as all right. Luckily I havecards for both amen. Yeah yeah,
because Caprice Son. The thing wasalways those pouches. Yeah and you cool
two seconds. Oh yeah, thoseare like my wife buys these uh little

(01:18:15):
apple sauce things for the kids.They come in this little green pouch and
it has this like helicopter screw top. I forget what the brand is.
Yeah, they're like Apple one.No it's not Motts, it's something else.
It's something that's supposed to be better. There's a lot. There is
a Motts version. Yeah. Butanyway, like those things are gone in

(01:18:35):
two seconds. Say, they probablyneed like at least two in his sitting.
So my son will open it upone squeeze of his fist. It
goes one. Yeah, and it'sdone, and he's look, who need
to have another one? Yeah?Yeah? Next you know he's had like
four of them. Take Ravy likehalf an hour day the Caprice Sun.
This is good for the summer.A big ninety six ounce big jug.

(01:18:58):
It looks like they come in twoof capri son. Yeahs. Other food
news, Buffalo Wild Wings recently announcedthat they're offering and all you can eat
deal on boneless wings and fries.Oh yeah for nineteen ninety nine. Did
you guys not learn anything from RedLobster? Right? Yeah, there's a
lot of comments saying there. Yeah. The deal is only available to dine

(01:19:21):
in customers every Monday and Wednesday fora limited time. Wow. The only
thing about Buffalo Wild Wings for meis a little too crispy. I kind
of like my wings a little bitsoft? Really? Yeah? Yeah,
well boneless wings. This is anugget, so like your nuggets still crisp?
All right, how about this menace? I think you like this too?

(01:19:42):
O food news. Pizza Hut hasannounced that they are adding burgers,
well, I mean their version ofa burger. Uh huh. They're called
cheeseburger melts. Yes, they're describedThey're described as a parmesan crusted, thin
crust melt, folded and loaded withb apple wood smoked bacon, onions,

(01:20:02):
mozzarella, and cheddar. It's abit like a pizza, yeah, bit
like a burger. I mean looka lot like a Caesa Dia. Yeah.
It comes in those new boxes.Not is this like a like coming
in furniture like the drawers. Yeah, no, have you seen those those

(01:20:23):
new TV commercials for those new boxesmy hut box. Yeah, you can
like mix some maschau. They're alsoavailable in my hut box with fries first
of all box, so you getFrench fries as well compartments or whatever.
No, it's just one box andthen like on one side you can get
like a little personal pizza, onthe other side French fries. Like you
can mix a match whatever you get. It's box. Yeah, it's like

(01:20:47):
a personal sit It's almost like youcan go to a place and just order
what you want right and they'll putit in a box. Yeah. Yeah,
it's cool. But it's all aboutthe presentation. It sure is.
We eat with our eyes, everybody. Each cheeseburger milk comes with their special
World's Best burger dipping sauce on theside, and pizza said say goodbye to
the soggy burger deliveries. Yeah,it's like sea some other one to show

(01:21:12):
food news news. Jello has teamedup the Girl Scouts for some wrestling I'm
kidding for a new snack pack ofpudding cups mixed with their cookies. Oh
hell yes, so two flavors arecoming at you, menace. Sit back
for the caramel flavored pudding that withthe coconut caramel cookies. Okay, and

(01:21:35):
then they also have this one,the dark chocolate pudding with fin Min's.
Oh yeah, I like that needsnew pants. Is it a coincidence that
the Girl Scout headquarters the address isfour twenty. I'm just saying, is
that true? Like what you're sayingthere there, you can also make that

(01:22:00):
yourself. When's the last time youhad pudding? Now? It sounds really
good on a cruise. They'll haveit in the Oh, I'm not going
in the cruise putting doy't have likepersonal like putting cups within six months,
like rice pudding or something like that. We had a really cool cafeteria lady

(01:22:23):
in our middle school and there wasone day there was something that happened and
there was a big mess, andso a couple of students, myself included,
we volunteered to help clean up.And so the lead cafeteria lady,
like the cafeteria lady in charge,she goes back into the pantry area and

(01:22:44):
she comes out and she hands meone of those big, giant school sized
cans. It's massive. It's ahuge chocolate pudding. Nice. Wow,
that's awesome. She broke out abunch of spoons because there's me and like
three other people. She brought itover to the stainless steel counter that had
that big giant can over canover thinganchored to the end of it. Ye,

(01:23:08):
and she she and she turned itlike you're turning a ship and she's
turning or like a big rig thathas like the steering wheel with the little
knob on the top. So youjust like it. And she opens up
this big can of chocolate pudding andwe went in, oh yeah, oh
my god, I hope you putit out. We ate, we ate,

(01:23:30):
and we ate the entire thing.Yeah, we're not gonna let that
go. You know what I isa pudding skin, you know, talk
about like so when you don't likethat, you don't get that with the
instant pudding. You only get thatwith the stuff you used to have to
cook. Yeah, So for itfor all the old heads. When you
like boil pudding back in the day, you would after it's done boiling and

(01:23:55):
cools, you would get like apudding skin, a little thick layer of
putting and when you put in therefrigerator and then you just like you poke
your spoon through that skin. Yeah. Yeah, it's like like like a
cremberlet, you know. Yeah,looks like a little shell on the top,
only gross and soggy and weird.No, it was good. I
mean I never liked stuff you haveto cook because it took longer like the

(01:24:19):
regular pudding. Man, you justlike you grab that, just open a
giant can of it and go totown. Yeah. We used to put
it in my mom's uh uh,like a big tupperware ball that had the
lid on it. Pour that inthere, pour the milk in there,
put the lid on there, shakethe crap out of it. The next
thing, you know, man,Yeah, yeah, we're sitting there playing
Super Mario Brothers and Duck Hunt andpudding eating all this pudding. Oh yeah,

(01:24:43):
God, I'm so hungry now Ido want pudding putting at We talked
about the Dolly parton Krispy Kreme stuff, right yea, And my favorite one
was the banana pudding one that wasthat was good. They do have like
another chocolate pudding one just to throwthat back out there. I like the
butterfly one, the pink one,oh yeah yeah. And finally, the

(01:25:04):
Pringles can is not going away.The classic flavor will still come that way,
but the newer flavors are going tocome in bags instead of cans.
This was the whole end of anEra week. But you know what's up
with that the cant I'm sure thecans are cost warmed to produce versus they're

(01:25:26):
just fun. That's that's your Yeah, you mentioned that's your thing. Yeah,
caprice Son, why are you goingto I mean it's ninety six ounces,
but I mean, you know,they don't have a pouch that big,
but like the caprice Son pouch likethat was kind of exclusive to them.
That look. Imagine if you hada big ass pouch. I imagine
the ground. Yeah, imagine.Pringles is like the Greed or Nickelback.

(01:25:49):
People just hate on. I hateawesome. They're consistently. You don't get
a weird one. You don't geta weird one. They have consistent flavors.
Still a pass all right, hellcrazy on the goodness. Then there's
your will, there's your food news. Everybody, that's good news. Quick

(01:26:10):
break more what he shows next,Hang on, it's not like thrilling for
me. Wow, holy crap show. Follow up the food news. People
will into the food News today somuch. We hit a couple of nerves
there at the end. One aboutpringles. Yeah, I record Greg and

(01:26:36):
I love's so good. So thisone says the pizza flavored pringles are heinous,
But this one says barbecue pringles forthe win. Oh yeah, maybe
we tried the pizza ones. Yeahwe did. We did fried every single
We had the Philly cheese steak onesand we thought those were cool. Yeah,
all right, but like you can'tgo wrong with the o G flavors.

(01:26:58):
But tell you what, menace?You know what? People are not
feeling us on the pudding putting thepudding. No, I saw some support
and he says, putting skin makesme vomb guys. Come on, cook
and serve putting that's what it wascalled, cook and gross. The skin

(01:27:19):
is gross, Yeah, I said. Betty Crocker used to make jell O
pudding fruit roll ups, basically sheetsof the chocolate pudding skin, and I
missed them on the daily. Ifyou're against putting skin, you're against America.

(01:27:39):
Yeah, I mean, look again, I took the instant over the
cook and serve because the cook andserved just took too long. Instant is
instant, I understand as a manthat hates waiting, but it wasn't because
I was afraid of the putting skin. Putting skin is just nostalgia for me.

(01:28:00):
Oh those little apple sauce pouches,those are called go Go squeeze.
Yeah, that's exactly what it is. Due. If I could wear putting
skin as a mud mask, asa skin, yeah, like my face,
you can nobody stopping Yes, allright, no one is stopping you
from I could wrap myself in aputting skin blanket. Life would be complete.

(01:28:25):
I don't love it that much.France has just released a new scratch
and sniff stamp. It's got animage of a bag at and it smells
like a bag at is a goodsmell. So the bag at is decorated
with a red, white and blueribbon paying tribute to the patron Saint of
bakers and pastry chefs. And howlame is this? Greg, I know

(01:28:46):
how much you hate the French funfact the bag at is a symbol of
national pride in France. That makessense to me. Proud of breadsticks,
breadstick. If you're getting a breadstick, they've made it wrong. Yeah,
wrong, bag I'd be proud ofI mean, honest to God, I

(01:29:08):
would you would, Yes, Imean world famous from God, They're fantastic.
It's bread. Yeah, bread?What do you mean? It's not
bread? It's bread. It's nextnext level. H how's that not just
bread? When you could when youget in an awesome bagg got a bag
at with butter for dinner and thatnothing else, then you know it's good.

(01:29:31):
It wouldn't be famous for it ifit's just bread. Oh yeah,
it's just the size of the loaf, because if it was any bigger to
be, it'd be an Italian wonder. Bread is just bread, it'd be
like Italian bread or French bread.But it loves French bread. The bag
get the mouth feels and bagget isa French bread. But we're talking about
these like there, I don't knowwhat eighteen inches to two feet Yeah,

(01:29:58):
maybe give you and then kind oflike kind of thinner, right yeah,
oh yeah, and then you justput like salami butter. Oh yeah,
he's upping that. I like umpingthat. It's good. I'm gonna eat
it, but I don't know.If I take national pride in it,
I would definitely I wouldn't make ascratch and sniff stamp out of it,
right, Yeah, that's kind ofodd bunch. All right, more what

(01:30:19):
he shows next? I feel sick. I got diarrhea. My mouth is
trying a Woody show. I'm showingthat out there. Is it too good?
It's pretty good? I hope nottoo though I'm thinking maybe it's not
good. The Woody Show. Allright, welcome back everybody. Yeah,

(01:30:41):
Wednesday, Woody Show. And Igot the phones up at eight seven seven
forty four. What a text twoto nine eight seven. We got nerd
out come up here in just afew minutes late us in the world of
nerds. Plus the birthday's port ofBirthday, A couple of the holidays for
you. Now. I don't reallygive a rat ask about Elvis Presley at
all, but his story's biking.I know Raby's a big fan, probably

(01:31:03):
because like your parents are big fans. It's one of those things. Although
like my my mom is a bigfan of the monkeys. Back in the
day, you don't see wow crazyfor the monkeys. Hey monkeys, we
don't monkey around pretty rare monkeys didn'tdoesn't have the cultural imprints. I understand.
Elvis is definitely cheesier for sure thanthe monkeys. No monkey like guys

(01:31:30):
dressing up as Elvis, like Idon't never die. It's weird. It's
very strange. Yeah, he's anicon, Yeah he is. Anyway,
So USA Today had a whole reportabout how his Graceland home maybe put up
for public auction, but his granddaughterRiley is fighting it. Filed a lawsuit

(01:31:51):
claiming fraud, so a public foreclosuresale notice was posted earlier this month.
The noticed states that the trust whichcontrol Graceland OHS three point eight million dollars
after failing to repay a loan thatwas taken out in twenty eighteen. Don't
they just by Lisa Marie, Ohyeah, but don't they rake it in,

(01:32:12):
like just pay and pay it?Right? Well, well that's why
Riley King was saying that this isall completely fake. Yeah, that's fraud.
That the person that did the notarywasn't even there right like yeah,
So the auction was supposed to betomorrow Thursday, but they got a temporary
restraining order. Right, They're goingto be in court later today, Okay,
yeah, Riley inherited the trust afterher mom, Lisa Repressley, died

(01:32:34):
last year. Okay, yeah,but that was a big story. I
say, asked somebody to fake somepeople work saying that you know what this
is. This is like those peoplethat tell you that people could steal your
own Yeah. Like I felt likelooking at these like articles and stuff,
this is next level squawning. Youreally like they're trying like it's all fraud

(01:32:58):
and they have forced their way in. But what he is right though,
It is like what they're saying wheresomebody can just say they have the title
to your home, which is whata lot of squatters do too. Now,
kind of the wrong property to tryto pull that with, because everybody
knows everything about the whole situation.You know, they know his house that
is. Or like, did youreally get like some kind of agreement to

(01:33:20):
what? I doubt it? Imean you would get bank records to Lisa
Marie's bank, Yeah, say thatshe got three million dollars or not?
Yea? And the story. Yeah, so I've never been. I would
love to go to Graceland. Ihad a blast when Yeah, it's pretty
cool. I had so much funEminem's daughter got married. Yeah saw that
photo. Hilarious. Talk about likean intimidating father in law. Yeah,

(01:33:44):
well, Greg, he looks haveyou ever seen those weird funerals where the
dead body is posed like a boxeror a motorcycle rider or a lady playing
poker. In that wedding photo,Eminem looks like a corpse, like as
a Yeah, I didn't really seeit. I don't know. His uh,
sudden Law is quite larger than Eminem. He's really tall, I know.

(01:34:08):
But it's like, dude, there'salways something about your dad, no
matter how old you get or howmuch bigger you are, whatever, that's
still your dad, and like you'restill the kid, right. But I
was like, I didn't think helooked dead. But I'm like, you've
got to be hard in the wedding. He can't be thrilled. I mean,
he knows what's gonna happen to hisdaughter on the wedding now. I

(01:34:30):
mean they've been together for years.No, I know, I know,
but that would be I think thatwould be an intimidating father in law.
You can't crack a smile and awedding photo. His sudden Law is a
foot taller than him. Is helike a linebacker or something? No idea,
Eminem looks like a child, Anddoesn't he look like a corpse with

(01:34:51):
Greg like he's got a pole holdinghim up. Yeah, dude, the
wedding gifts had to be bombed though. Of course, I'm sure like doctor
Dre there we think about all thoserich people that were there. Production has
started in the final season, seasonfive of Yellowstone in Montana. Those are
expected to come out in November.Rip is that with or without Kevin?

(01:35:14):
That's with Kevin Peloton no longer usingDiddy's music. Oh here, this is
the other thing. I knew Ihad something in here for Ravy. Jason
Momoa has confirmed his new relationship withadria A Jonah. Yeah, R Jonah
r j O n A. Idon't know who that is, but there
was definitely some heavy petting going on. They just did a recent trip to

(01:35:34):
Japan. Pett Yeah, he setup a heavy petting zuit for her in
Japan. Yeah, they had thisrecent trip to Japan. They were like
so much PDA, like the picturesfrom you know, because we go through
like TMZ is one of the websitesthat we're looking through so many pictures,
heavy petting, a PDA and adaily mention of Japan and the mention of

(01:35:55):
Japan. Yeah. So, bythe way, he just got divorced,
what three months ago? No,that was two years. I mean it
separated a long time. Yeah,it became official I think like six months
ago. Oh okay, it feelsseparated for quite a while. And Bravey's
been on the on the prowl.I know it hasn't been hasn't been able
to lock it down. Well.Today a couple of holidays May twenty second.

(01:36:16):
It's National Vanilla Pudding Day. It'salso World Poloma Day. Okay,
what is polomas? Paloma average right, I thought that was a virus.
No, poloma. It's a cocktailmade over. Uh let me see,
tequila based cocktail, tequila lime juiceand grapefruit flavored soda. Okay, sounds

(01:36:42):
good. Paloma sounds It's a WorldGoth Day. Yeah. Cool math.
Today's National Boss Babe Day. Oh, boss babes out there, So if
you're a boss babe and it's aNational Craft Distillery Day, yoh, okay,
that also sounds good. Yeah.A couple of the holidays for today.
Wednesday morning, the Woody Show presentsNerdnete with our special NERD correspondent Gravy

(01:37:12):
and how to find out what's happeningin the world of Nerves. So since
tickets for Deadpool and Wolverine went onsale this week, Ryan Reynolds was out
and about doing interviews and he wastalking to Fandango about this being Marvel's first
R rated movie and certainly a firstunder the Disney umbrella. The other two
Deadpool movies were done at Fox,and Reynolds said about Disney, I hope
this doesn't sound condescending, but I'mreally proud of them for doing this.

(01:37:33):
It's a huge step for them.It adds a whole color to this kaleidoscope
will that is that company and thedifferent people that they have been entertaining for
forever. Reynolds said, this wasn'tabout exploiting their ability and we're just out
here doing R rated stuff. Said, there's just no other way to do

(01:37:54):
this character. That was everybody's bigconcern when Marvel you got poured it over
to Disney. That and when theyacquired Fox, that Deadpool was gonna be
a ruinant having Hulu content available onDisney Plus. That's a true big move
as well, true too, verygood point. So this weekend, Memorial
Day weekend, the unofficial official startof the summer movie season. Furiosa tracking

(01:38:17):
to make around fifty million, whilethe Garfield Movie tracking to make around thirty
five million. And we know ChrisPratt is voicing Garfield, and he's done
a bunch of animated characters. He'sdone the Lego movies. He was Mario
in the Super Mario Brothers movie.Says for Garfield, he said, he
went back to Andy Dwyer from Parksand rec just imagining a little bit more

(01:38:40):
of a yawn up in his voice. He said, The early stuff in
the movie is kind of like anAndy Dwyer voice version of myself. But
then you know, the movie getshuge and Garfield goes on an epic adventure,
so you kind of have to havemore urgency in your voice when you're
on an epic adventure trying to saveyour life and your family's life. Cartoon

(01:39:00):
Cat in the Garfield movie. Now, I've been watching a lot of Netflix
recently, but what got me therein the first place was Everybody's in La
that live show Chunk Lady was doing. I was addicted to it and the
theme song for that show, WangChung's nineteen eighty five banger to Live in
Die in La Rule and Wang Chunghas gotten some serious runoff from increased downloads

(01:39:24):
and listening. Wang Chung's lead singerJack Hughes said, it's a total surprise
that it's blown up in the waythat it has, and then he first
heard it was being used from theguy that handles their merch. Everybody Wang
Chunk tonight. Yes, a lotof people went back to try to find
some Wang Chung to Live in Diein La. I'm raving for more nerd

(01:39:44):
stuff. Check out the nerd Nodpodcast at The Woody Show dot com.
Nerd thank you very much, rabols. Yeah, this time for your birthdays
show. It's Shimmer Okay, we'regoing It's Shimmer want and you know you
don't. Starting with the celebrities,Greg Gory, you love this person was

(01:40:10):
a real jerk. The leader ofthe Smiths, Morrissey is a horrible jerk.
Yeah. Nobody leaves fans high anddrive more than nobody hates their fans
Morrissey. Morrissey is sixty five.Today. You got to see Jennifer Goodwin.

(01:40:33):
She was in that show Big Loveon HBO. I totally forgot about
that show for a while, andthen somehow somebody met it the other day,
like, oh, I know,we were talking about different shows that
Hey, Jery watched Big Love.Someone's trying to tell me that I'd be
really into it. Do you thinkthat's true. I never watched Sarily.
I don't think. I don't knowwhat's about. It's about a lot of
loss by the guy who's got alot of wives, and Jennifer Goodwin was

(01:40:56):
one of them. Yep, she'sforty six. You guys remember Apollo Anton,
Yeah, the speed skater. Yeah, he's forty two years old today.
Novak Djokovic, the tennis guy,he's thirty seven. Naomi Campbell is
fifty four. And Johnny Mother Effand Gil from New Edition. Yeah,
a solo cremember the Right Way JohnnyGil Johnny Gill fifty eight today. I

(01:41:21):
like how he's Johnny Mother Eff andGil, the number one tennis player in
the world, that tennis guy.Yeahs guy, he's a guy. Yeah,
I'm more excited about Johnny Gil.I guess so your porn of birthday
today is Melissa Moore. I don'tlive that like country club life that you
have. That is true. Yeah, I don't get excited with my pinky

(01:41:43):
out there. It takes a specialperson. Yeah, Tay's porn of birthdays
Melissa Moore, and she's been wreckedharder than Dale Earnhardt. Too soon,
bro wait four hundred and ten fivefilms, including Bothered by the Bush Volume
one. She was in Lesbian ResearchStudy. Also Dirty House Appraiser. I

(01:42:06):
bet if they get naughty, Greg, they probably do in every room.
She was in Dinner for Sluts.Yeah. Also Help It's Stuck volume one.
Oh no, no, that stinks. She was in the Moaning in
the Morning Light, Okay, Andwho could forget her unforgettable role in banging
Daddy in the Caddy. Yeah,gros Melissa Moore, who is twenty eight

(01:42:30):
years old today, and that atyour Corno birthday, your celebrity birthdays,
and that is a Wednesday morning.Look at what's happening with all the nerds?
I like, how said gross whilelicking her lips. Oh yeah,
and going yeah, Greg, becauseher reaction that she wants everybody believes that
she's disgusted, right when really?When really? And then we look at

(01:42:55):
her, she's like bangad in thecaddy. Yeah that the pante bridge is
falling down, down, falling down. We know that. Hi, fair
lady, yet a lot more WednesdayWoody Show coming up for you, next
hang on show, show, nextboiler. Wouldn't approve the Woody Show?

(01:43:17):
All right? Well, time towrap up and get out of here,
everybody. Okay, we gonna doit for Wednesday. Wednesday podcast waiting for
you to go to the woodieshow dotcom. We checked in with Sea Bass,
who's on the set of that moviethis weekend. Next week a round
of Ohio cartnarks. Yeah, soif you missed that, that is on
the podcast today, along some ofthe treading news headlines that we covered.

(01:43:40):
Also Ravey's nerded Down, the PornoBirthday, all that, everything you missed
on the podcast. Just sit upthe woodieshow dot com coming up for you
tomorrow. It's a pre Friday Thursdaymorning and Menace is no hands challenge.
Oh yeah, oh boy. SoMenace has that thing where he's trying to
see if he can eat while Gregfeeds him with his foot right, yeah,

(01:44:02):
he has a foot fetter. Yeah, well, got spaghetti and meatballs
before we've tried Hezza pizza. Thatwas fun. Yeah, so menaces no
Hands challenge that tomorrow. Anything youwant to leave for us in the after
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like to add Greg Gory parting wordsof wisdom please. Yeah, next time

(01:44:44):
you're having a really bad day,remember that there's somebody out there in the
world with no arms who really wantsto masturbate. It's got to be so
hard. How does that? Andyou can't have anything about it, you
know, can't do anything. Yeah, So think about that when you're sad.
Just think about it. You know, sometimes Greg, it really is

(01:45:04):
about the perspective exactly, you know, And so you know what I'm gonna
do to think about that while I'mmasturbating. Yes, yes, I'm gonna
do that today. Good Thank youGreg, it works, Thank you Jia.
Thank you so much for giving theshow some of your valuable time this
morning. You know we love it, appreciate you for that. The rest
of you guys can suck it.We'll catch you back here on Thursday.

(01:45:25):
Have a great day, s MDdouble M. I quit this bitch.